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How do I profit off stealing her childhood?

>> No.15693004

Where are her parents? The left have stolen her. She acts upset about the climate, but she’s retarded, doesn’t know any better.

Mankind has to adapt to the climate. Not “change” it.

>> No.15693012 [DELETED] 

>>15692813
Buy fucking her.

imagine being in alabama with this preachy prissy mumble munchkin

you pull up to the candlewood suites in a fucking dodge challenger with aftermarket headers and parts that get you 11 miles per gallon

one rev of the engine and she's already getting inexplicably moist in her room from the sound of your massive fuel-guzzling V8 roadboat

you get out and take a minibike running on a lawnmower engine through the parking lot and into the lobby of the hotel because FUCK walking, we didn't invent internal combustion to scuttle around with our dicks on our hands

moonwalk down the hallway to the elevator while turning every thermostat you see on full blast and spraying CFC-saturated aerosol air fresheners everywhere

check your phone in the elevator and hit up your broker app really quick to buy a thousand more shares of exxon, bp, and shell stocks while shorting anything that has to do with solar and wind because solar panels look fucking gay and windmills are for dipshits

reach greta's floor, backflip into her door, breaking that shit down and sending splinters flying everywhere setting off fucking car alarms and barking dogs

her primal scandinavian woman survival instinct kicks in and she immediately presents herself to you from all the viking raping and pillaging burned into her nordic DNA

you put a plastic non-biodegradable bag from walmart over her muppet face, set a cooked rack of barbecue ribs on the small of her back, and go to town, throwing the cleaned rib bones at the back of her stupid cantaloupe head in between thrusts

after blowing your load and covering the room in non-vegan protein, you wipe your monolithic dong on her priceless handmade native american uber-sustainable fairtrade honestly sourced hippie sweater

jump out the fucking window into a formula 1 race car and cover the hotel in black rubber as you burn out and blaze off into another american night

global warm deez nuts, bitch

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>>15693012
Golly, I'd say that's based.

>> No.15693052

>>15693004
They're in the Davos set or something, in the Club. Totally on board and helped create her.

>> No.15693069

>>15693050
what was it
>>15692813
id love to steal her mouth pussy and ass virginity

>> No.15693072

>>15692813

I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5in dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.

>> No.15693134

>>15692813
Is it her euro genetics or does she look really reaaally autistic? It must be like talking to rock

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>>15693072
https://youtu.be/N-mTb1YRzBA

>> No.15693172

>>15693072
all that, and yet here you are feeling the need to validate yourself to a bunch of losers on a japanese image board. Pretty pathetic of you.

>> No.15693175

>>15693134
>Thunberg
My work here is done

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>>15693151
cope

>> No.15693594

>>15692813
sell fake greta nude comps

>> No.15693598

I think these kids are jsut salty as fuck knowing theres a generation 20-30 years older than them who are totally screwed financially and they will be even worse off than they are. This has never really happened before

>> No.15693627

>>15693151
6'2" king of manlets reporting in
bow to your ruler

>> No.15693634

>>15693598
Astute observation

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>>15692813

I'd fuck her tight pussy and coom deep down her woomb

>> No.15694707

>>15694662
B-but she's a minor

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>>15694707

Not in my country Anon. In my country she is legal starting at 14.

>> No.15694750

>>15693072
Manlets, when will they learn?

>> No.15694766

>>15692813
Well her mother is getting richer by the day on "financial support" for people all over the world.
The swedish politicans gets more and more by introducing bullshit climate taxes.

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Greta thunberg needs to get fucked

Imagine being in alabama with this preachy prissy mumble munchkin

You pull up to the candlewood suites in a fucking dodge challenger with aftermarket headers and parts that get you 11 miles per gallon

One rev of the engine and she's already getting inexplicably moist in her room from the sound of your massive fuel-guzzling V8 roadboat

You get out and take a minibike running on a lawnmower engine through the parking lot and into the lobby of the hotel because FUCK walking, we didn't invent internal combustion to scuttle around with our dicks on our hands

Moonwalk down the hallway to the elevator while turning every thermostat you see on full blast and spraying CFC-saturated aerosol air fresheners everywhere

Check your phone in the elevator and hit up your broker app really quick to buy a thousand more shares of exxon, bp, and shell stocks while shorting anything that has to do with solar and wind because solar panels look fucking gay and windmills are for dipshits

Reach greta's floor, backflip into her door, breaking that shit down and sending splinters flying everywhere setting off fucking car alarms and barking dogs

Her primal scandinavian woman survival instinct kicks in and she immediately presents herself to you from all the viking raping and pillaging burned into her nordic DNA

You put a plastic non-biodegradable bag from walmart over her muppet face, set a cooked rack of barbecue ribs on the small of her back, and go to town, throwing the cleaned rib bones at the back of her stupid cantaloupe head in between thrusts

After blowing your load and covering the room in non-vegan protein, you wipe your monolithic dong on her priceless handmade native american uber-sustainable fairtrade honestly sourced hippie sweater

Jump out the fucking window into a formula 1 race car and cover the hotel in black rubber as you burn out and blaze off into another american night

global warm deez nuts, bitch

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>>15694895

I fucking kek'd the shit out of my lungs. Thank you Mr.Anon. Have a nice not so uber-sustainable fairtrade day

>> No.15695070

>>15692813
her parents already stole it by making her do all this garbage
she will realize when she gets older and hate them for it

>> No.15696041

>>15694707
In 95% of the world the age of consent ranges from 14 to 16.

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>>15694895

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>>15693069
She wasnt a virgin anymore by her second birthday you can bet on this, this kind of girls are mind control MK Monarch slaves, born to serve their (((masters))), with fractured minds thanks to electroshocks, constant rape and torture by their parents and their programmers/owners.
She doesn't even understand what she's talking about, it was a speech memorized by one of her alter during some acid-trip double anal rape at the Clinton foundation by the age of 8,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPpvbkpLhTc&t=

>> No.15696167

>>15693004
Her mother created her. After no one would take her seriously about climate change because she would take private jets and limousines from country to country to preach. This girl has been fearmongered her whole life by her insane mother. It's quite sad really. She's just a puppet now, her childhood has already been ruined

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>>15694895
holy fuck anon

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>>15693004
Parents are literally ANTIFA illuminati fags

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>>15696349

>> No.15696418

>>15696041
Is there a cutoff tho? In new Jersey the age of consent is technically 16 but the older party can't be more than 21

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>>15694895

>> No.15696491

>>15696349
Still more Aryan that most of /pol/ ironically

>> No.15696494

>>15693004
Like >>15696349 said. I'm swedish and her mother (especially) is famous for being a far-left whore, she laughs off the rising swedish crime statistics when asked and gobbles the dicks of the swedish elite on a daily basis. Her PARENTS are the reason she's like this, they have probably filled her head with far-left bullshit since she was born making her into an unstable and clearly autistic person.
The good part about this is the fact that kids like this usually: 1. She wakes up to the fact that she has been brainwashed since birth and that could lead to her killing herself or become an activist for the opposite side. or 2. Becomes extremely depressed, never wakes up from her leftist brainwashed beliefs and either kills herself or joins the local mental hospital.

Posterchilds like these are the worse and the elite LOVES to use them.

>> No.15696767

>>15696349
No wonder shes an alcohol child

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