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You're given 1 million dollars for each finger you get chopped off.

How many do give up /biz/?

No anesthesia.

>> No.15786345

>>15786341
Just one.

>> No.15786352

>>15786341
None. I lost my sense of smell and it pisses me off every day, can't imagine losing a finger.

>> No.15786353

2.

One million gets invested immediately. The other million buys me a new diamind crusted carbon fiber finger that I'll tickle your mom's pussy with.

get rekt fag

>> No.15786385

Pinky isnt that necessary

>> No.15786401

>>15786385
The pinky has most of our grip strength, you won't be able to coom as easily

>> No.15786406

have my entire hand. im going deus ex with the money.

>> No.15786421

>>15786341
Zero because i bought gold 20 years ago. People that buy now will be saying the exact same thing as me in threads like this 20 years from now

>> No.15786426

>>15786421
Based boomer

>> No.15786459

>>15786401
With 1m dollars i can hire somebody with a pinky or buy a waifudoll

>> No.15786482

>>15786341
None. Fuck you. I want full grip for my deadlifts and pull-ups/chinups. I'd only chop one if you gave 1+ the cost of each prosthetic. Otherwise fuck you again

>> No.15786488

>>15786341
Zero. Chasing money is a meme. Having a healthy body is a gift. It’s easy to get rich if that’s what you really want more than anything, but it’s impossible to grow fingers.

>> No.15786492

>>15786341
None but I would love to see a real life experiment like that carried out with large groups of people to see their ridiculous responses

>> No.15786494

Just take 8 of my fingers
I just need my index fingers to type

>> No.15786499

>>15786352
no more braps for you

>> No.15786502

Right pinky
Fuck that finger anyway

>> No.15786505

How much will fingernails get me?

>> No.15786509

>>15786345
>>15786352
those are the only valid answers. either 0, or 1 if you're penniless and the money could jumpstart your life to the point you win years/decades

>> No.15786526

I would give up a pinky to never have to work again. 1 million dollars is retirement money here.

>> No.15786639
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15786639

Who needs fingers with ten million dollars?

>> No.15786687

both pinkies.
i only ever use them for sipping tea anyway

>> No.15786711

>>15786488
checked and basted

>> No.15786769

>>15786401
So ring finger?

>> No.15786787

>>15786341
0
Can get a million anyway with bitcoin in 12 years

>> No.15786792

>>15786341
Right pinky
Then put it all in LINK and after i become rich get a bionic pinky

>> No.15786797

>>15786341
None.

Why would I want 1 million dollars when I already have 2 bitcoins?

>> No.15786854

>>15786341
All 10. Then pay 1 mill to the best plastic surgeon team to stitch them back on

>> No.15786858

>>15786353
You're still down a finger

>> No.15787013

>>15786421
How much you bought?

>> No.15787033

>>15786341
How much for a dick?

>> No.15787093

>>15787033
bout tree fidy

>> No.15787096

>>15786341
I'll go with one, the most useless or nothing

>> No.15787107

None, Im too afraid of pain.

>> No.15787347
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15787347

>>15786341
3 left fingers on left feet. Make it in hospital. After chopping use medicinal opioids. Then use some money to attach it back.

>> No.15787379

Realistically i would do just 1 pinky i think. After i know how it feels, i doubt i would do the other.

However in theory i would rekt both pinkies and then both the other ones that come after that. Most useful are imo from thumb to middle finger

>> No.15787894

>>15786341
I need a million bucks more than my left ring finger, but I wouldn't need another million after that more than my remaining fingers.

>> No.15787931

>>15786341
0 fingers, but i'd give up my pinky toes for $50k each

>> No.15787939

>>15786341
None, as If I would ever whore out my body for money. Pathetic.

>> No.15787957

>>15786353
Your investment tanks because you routinely take advice from this board. You are now down a finger with only a bionic pussy tickler to show for it. What do?

>> No.15787965

>>15786352
What happened?

>> No.15787971

>implying your body and mind isnt fucking rekt anyway from daily wageslaving or worrying about money

I'd do if for a million lmao. Never have to work or worry again

>> No.15788048

>>15787347
>fingers on feet
Slav detected

>> No.15788060

>>15788048
I got bullied for being a slavnigger in school because I was saying fingers on feet...

>> No.15788063

>>15786341
who needs fingers when I have 10 million dollars

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15788299

>>15786353
Why not just cut of one finger then?
basically what you are doing is cutting of a finger and then getting a new one for the money.

>> No.15788378

All of them.

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>> No.15788643

>>15786341
You didn't specify that they are my fingers. I'd get the fingers of every politician on the planet chopped off.

>> No.15788705

None, because it is haram.

>> No.15788973

>>15788391
Islam is right about fags

>> No.15789020

>>15786341
None, I play piano for a living.

>> No.15789037

>>15786341
Right pinky. Would live in shit Texas apartment til I die

>> No.15790227

My ring finger. The pinky thumb and middle are important

>> No.15790355

I would give all except for the middle fingers. So that I would have fuck you money and a constant fuck you gesture.

>> No.15791147

>>15786421
x3 in 20 years. really mediocre you mean

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15791245

>>15786353

>> No.15791454

>>15789037
extremely sad and diealone-pilled

>> No.15791486

>>15786385
Pinky is surprisingly important for grip strength. On another note, toes are also very important for stability and general athletic ability (think basketball).
Source: I read about these things.

>> No.15791495

>>15786341
None

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15791570

>>15788391
>this fucker has a somebody who loves him whom he also loves
>I dont
ahhhhackhhahshggg

>> No.15791609

>>15786385

pinkie is more important than ring finger

>> No.15791699

>>15786341
2, my grandpa lost 2 in war and he's been fine for decades.

>> No.15791703

>>15786341
0 million dollars

>> No.15791946

>>15788973
Christianity is right about them all. Plus builds civilisation and individual development.

>> No.15792144

>>15786421
You didn’t even keep up with inflation lmfao. Imagine actually buying Gold when Bitcoin exists.

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>>15792144
Which charts are you looking at? Not defending Gold; it's boring AF, but it has delivered way beyond inflation over the last 20 years from what I can tell

>> No.15793290

>>15786341
I won't give up any finger because I don't want to be a mutilated freak.

>> No.15793334

>>15786341
I would but under the condition that I be given morphine after the cutting has happened.

>> No.15794273

>>15786341
0
i got some btc left i can wait a few years

>> No.15794281

>>15786341
are the money taxable? if not two, if so three.

>> No.15794286

>>15786341
the one that i already fucked up doing construction.

>> No.15794293

>>15786341
Two pinkys a few moments of pain and I'm good to go.
Nothing saying I can't put em on ice and reattach em.

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15794295

>>15791147
>3x
Sad, im up 535%
>>15792144
are you shills even trying anymore?

>> No.15794312

>>15787965
Mrsa infection in sinuses and 2 months of topical antibiotic spray. Could have been caused by either but i suspect it was the antibiotics.

>> No.15794319

Never said we couldn't get them reattached, so just have a qualified surgeon remove them, then have him put it together again.

>> No.15794320

>>15786488
Based. Nice to see that they are still sane anons out there.

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15794354

>>15786482
ah to be young again and care about /fit/ lifts
soon you'll realize lifting hurts and makes you tired and you dont really care about fitness any more and your wife is boring and sex doesn't even feel like anything the antidepressants make cooming feel weird why just why do this at all