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Please Help

I'm a neet and my family hates me. I want to go to college, but i have no money. What should I do? I also want to go to Japan, and I already have some japanese knowledge.

>> No.1583484
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>>1583481

Try wizarding.

>> No.1583489

>>1583481
If your grades are good you can try MEXT.

>> No.1583496

>>1583484
what? Is this like doing one of those stay-at home phone service jobs?
>>1583489
I thought I already needed to be in college for MEXT.

>> No.1583498

>>1583496
Nope

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>>1583496
>what? Is this like doing one of those stay-at home phone service jobs?
what did he mean by this

>> No.1583506

kys my teenbro

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>>1583498
this sounds pretty promising actually.

But, does /biz/ just know of anyway i could pay for or go to any american college? Please help, im a retard. My diet is literally all cup noodles and i dont know how i could pay for a tuition. Im also worried about the horror stories of student loans.

I dont even know if i want to go college. I heard you can get rich without a degree.

>> No.1583513

College is a bad idea.It will give you a big debt and you will get a job as a wage slave.Its better to invest your money on a buisness not college.

>> No.1583521

>>1583513
You're saying i should be trying to get rich off the stock markets than go to college?

>> No.1583524

>>1583509
What's your age and state? Is there any other family member besides your parents that'd be willing to help?

>> No.1583532

>>1583524
23, Missouri. I might be able to get $1000 at most from my aunt and uncle.

>> No.1583537

banned you from the channel kys

>> No.1583539

>>1583521 no i dont recommend the stock market, i reccomend starting a small buisness.And the buisness that you start depends on what talents you have.

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>>1583539
my only talent is knowing intermediate japanese.

>> No.1583543

>>1583521 tell me of any talents you have and ill reccomend you a buisness you should start

>> No.1583550

>>1583521 well you cant start a buisnes w/ that.But since you know japanese and english you might be able to get a job in japan as an english teacher and achieve your dream of going to japan and get a good job at the same time.

>> No.1583553

>>1583550
how hard is it to get accepted into the JET program?

I know I could just google this and it's probably the wrong place to ask, but I considered this.

>> No.1583554

It seems like more or less the only real option I have as a foreigner if I don't want to be a simple laborer and at the mercy of my employers

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>>1583513
nice web_site my dude

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>>1583553
>>1583554
not him, but I rec you go to /a/'s /djt/ or /int/ or, please no bully, reddit's japanese board to ask that, since they are the ones who would be most likely to have first hand experience in it.

>> No.1583564 [DELETED] 

>>1583521 Just try it.I dont now that much about JET. Good luck tho :)

>> No.1583569

>>1583532
When you turn 24 you'll be eligible for independent status which will allow you to take out $9500 a year in guaranteed federal student loans, which, while not much, should allow you to at least attend a CC. There's also http://dhe.mo.gov/ppc/grants/accessmo.php which seems to be the only non-major dependent financial aid the state offers. Since your income is 0, and once you're 24, they don't ask about your parent's, you should be able to get generous financial aid from the institution. Most schools have a Net Price Calculator, which tell you what'd you end up paying, which usually doesn't include federal loans. If not, you could always ask your aunt and uncle to cosign a private student loan.

>>1583553
>>1583560
/trv/ has threads for this

>> No.1583854

>>1583542
Become a translator online, makes alright money, especially if you can speak Japanese and you can work from home.
Oh wait, when an American says he knows a language he means he knows 500 words and a few phrases.