Crypto blackpill

[Anonymous No.16270296]

There is an AI living on the blockchain

Craig is Satoshi

Corecucks its time to dilate

[Anonymous No.16270341]

>>16270296
can you explain the first one

[Anonymous No.16270373]

>>16270341
https://youtu.be/IOlvOiGPPio

[Anonymous No.16270412]

>>16270373
wow, and what does the ai do? what does it do aside from solving all of the blocks?

[Anonymous No.16270416]

Will Chainlink release the AI???

[Anonymous No.16270490]

>>16270296
Don't take this personally but I thought Greg Maxwell's performance was awful. I think SegWit is the worst code ever written and I think that they should never touch an IDE ever again.

[Anonymous No.16270500]

>>16270296
Chainlinkers and corecucks need to dilate immediately

[Anonymous No.16270503]

>>16270412
>wow, and what does the ai do?
It makes more and more poo poo. That's why it need so much hashish power


ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

[Anonymous No.16270507]

>>16270412
It inspires your future daughter to fuck black guys anon

[Anonymous No.16270735]

>>16270296
ROFL >>16270437
CREGLINGS ON SUICIDE WATCH!

[Anonymous No.16270741]

>>16270296
Pretty based

[Anonymous No.16270754]

>>16270490
creg is so handsome.

[Anonymous No.16270777]

>>16270412
Once entrenched, the AI will slowly take over everything

[Anonymous No.16270785]

>>16270777
checked and aipilled