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16515055 No.16515055 [Reply] [Original]

Gentleman please gather around for the biggest announcement of 2019. I know as members you have all attended previous speeches and informative lectures, but I assure you, you haven’t heard anything like what I’m about to tell you.

Please enjoy some champagne and light refreshments being passed out by Jamal and D’Andre.

We will begin in just a few moments!

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>>16515055
Jamal and D'Andre? Ugh, I remember when this place had some class. They'll really hire anybody these days.

Please proceed anon.

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>>16515055
Please proceed and hail honkler

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>>16515055
I like those digits, good sir. Patiently waiting.

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You have my attention

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<TESTING> TAP TAP

HELLO FOLKS JUST A FEW MORE MINUTES. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW BEFORE THE SPEECH THAT WE WILL HAVE A DOOR PRIZE! JEROME IS ACTING AS THE TICKET TAKER TONIGHT, AND WILL GLADLY AND WITH A LARGE SMILE ON HIS FACE, ACCEPT YOUR RAFFLE TICKETS.

BETWEEN THIS MAGNIFICENT GIFT AND OUR BIG ANNOUNCEMENT ITS GOING TO BE A GLORIOUS NIGHT!!

ONLY A FEW MORE MOMENTS!

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What's up

>> No.16515265

>>16515255
the mic volume is too loud, wheel it down fren.

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Better be some hood news pepe-san

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>>16515255
You have my attention good sir

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>broken english
>employing niggers
>LOUD MICROPHONE TESTING DURING EVENT
>oprah style "everyone wins" stupidity
later faggots i'm out

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Oh boy! What a turnout! The door prize is about to close as you gather in! Please everyone take your seats. This message is important and also TIME SENSITIVE!

IM GOING TO WARM UP MY VOICE BACKSTAGE, AND ILL BE BACK OUT MOMENTARILY!

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Sorry I am late good sir. I requested a raffle ticket and Jerome gave me an attitude. Had to correct his demeanor, and he has since come around. Please proceed.

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Is there a designated smoke room?

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>>16515324
>>16515324
>>16515324
>>16515324
BASED AND REDPILLED
THIS IS PROBABLY SOME KIND OF FALSE FLAG EVENT ANYWAY, SEE YA CUNTS.

>> No.16516073

>>16515288 HAS WON A FREE 1 DAY 2 NIGHT TRIP TO LONDON!
SIR PLEASE BRING YOUR TICKET TO LAQUEEFA TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE

>> No.16516118
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FUCK HEBREWS

FUCK NIGGERS

NUKE INDIA AND CHINA

FUCK EVERY JANITOR RIGHT IN THEIR ASSHOLES WITH DAGGERS

OH AND OF COURSE, ALL WOMEN ARE DISGUSTING WHORES.

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT PLEASE DRIVE HOME SAFELY AND REMEMBER NOT TO TIP THE HELP

>> No.16516154

>>16516118
holy BASED

>> No.16516173

>>16516118
This would all be irrelevant for you if you actually had sex for once. KYS incel faggot.

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>>16516118
Bravo my good sir!

>> No.16516200

>>16516118
>>16516118
its based

>> No.16516217

>>16516118
Unequivocally based and redpilled, good sir. I thank you for including me in this momentous occasion and look forward to meeting again.