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Anonymous Tue Dec 10 11:21:57 2019 No.16520094 [Reply] [Original]

Kids are fucking stupid these days. How do I profit off this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 11:22:53 2019 No.16520101 Make tidepods edible and invest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 11:24:33 2019 No.16520114 >>16520094 Sell HRT

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 11:25:40 2019 No.16520121 File: 87 KB, 1280x868, whiskeyForZoomers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16520101

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 11:26:08 2019 No.16520124 >>16520094 Create an ERC20, assemble a fake team and bribe CZ with a portion of the supply.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 11:29:15 2019 No.16520143 jump on hype trains.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 11:30:02 2019 No.16520148 >>16520094 White van

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 12:33:37 2019 No.16520664 >>16520094 Issue student loans

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 12:38:11 2019 No.16520699 >>16520094 kids were always stupid dumbass, thats why they are kids

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 12:40:02 2019 No.16520713 I'm probably more intelligent than you, nigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 12:41:27 2019 No.16520720 >>16520699 Nah, they've definitely gotten stupider. And attention spans of about 10 seconds max.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 12:42:17 2019 No.16520726 >>16520101 This. Use rice paper to make a semi-clear barrier and fill it with colored gelatin

Anonymous Tue Dec 10 12:42:41 2019 No.16520732
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>>16520094
1. create a useless product
2. come up with a far fetched way in which it will ''save the planet''
3. make a commercial that depicts kids running through grassy flowery fields

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 13:15:26 2019 No.16520964 File: 1.51 MB, 2320x3088, 1547332423964.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16520094 unironically start a blog about how capitalism is bad and communism is good

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 13:17:03 2019 No.16520978 >>16520964 what’s in the ash tray?

Anonymous Tue Dec 10 13:25:45 2019 No.16521036
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>>16520094
Kids are dumb but unpredictable. Your best bet is getting lucky and creating a product that kids will obsess over for 15 minutes before they move on to something. Like pic related

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 14:45:21 2019 No.16521716 >>16520964 or stream it on twitch like hasan piker does. people read blogs nowadays?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 14:49:56 2019 No.16521754 make some stupid microtransaction based phone game

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 14:54:26 2019 No.16521797 >>16520094 Invest in Smartphone company stocks. TL;DR Buy apple ,microsoft and google stocks , because millennials cant imagine a world without the internet anymore

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