Zoomerchads BTFO millenicucks

[Anonymous No.16607567]

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/watch-out-millennials-generation-z-is-poised-to-dominate-homeownership-2019-12-19

[Anonymous No.16607598]

GenX here and I approve this - millennials are as insufferable as boomers and I agree >we should just skip to GenZ

[Anonymous No.16607625]

>>16607598
>GenX here
You have to announce this because just like the rest of your generation you are: invisible.

[Sage No.16607631]

>>16607567
MSM is hoping this happens because of how redpilled millenia have gotten in the last 5 years but the zoom will become even more jaded than we are when they enter the worforce and meet the )ew irl for the first time.

[Anonymous No.16607657]

>>16607567
this, just skip millenicucks. Worst generation to waste oxygen on this planet. Zoomers are based consumers, have peak humor and are less whiney and easier to talk to. Their fashion and music taste succs but nobodys perfect.

[Anonymous No.16607662]

lol at generations. can I be considered z please? I am born only four years away from 1996. can I has house too?

[Anonymous No.16607663]

>>16607567
Not brainwashed milenials are unironically based, they are destroying every possible boomer ponzi just because they are lazy and poor and some do it on purpose.

[Anonymous No.16607674]

>>16607567
It is not fair, zoomers have all that youtube and fortnite money and we just got meme'd into debt.

[Anonymous No.16607712]

>>16607567
>economists believe...
stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.16607786]

Where are they getting the capital from? They're still getting memed into college debt and competing with everyone else in this awful job market. Dont forget the property are overpriced and rising

[Anonymous No.16607873]

>>16607674
It's not too late to start your TikTok career anon

[Anonymous No.16607897]

>millenials aren't buying our bags at ATH
>tell them zoomers will buy it to make them FOMO before the banking system collapses we don't have much time left

[Anonymous No.16608026]

the only reason why boomers like zoomers is because zoomers are their grandkids. people always like their grandchildren more than their children. i also hope that zoomers don't get screwed like us millenials did, but they obviously haven't learned not to go to college and there's an imminent financial collapse

[Anonymous No.16608029]

>>16607567
Topkek they have no bitcoin

[Anonymous No.16608036]

>>16607786

they are being GASP skilled blue collar workers. Seriously wish Id been an electrician, fuck a wage slave desk job.

[Anonymous No.16608043]

>>16607567
wasn't this generation just eating tide pods in January?

[Anonymous No.16608077]

Millennials, being the children of boomers, were raised terribly through television/video games and heavy drug/sex use. Gen Z is being raised by the successful members of Gen X who made it by being not degenerate. This doesn't surprise me at all, boomers were awful people and awful parents.

[Anonymous No.16608088]

just read the comment kek. they know about u neets

[Anonymous No.16608113]

>>16608088
boomers were awful people and awful parents.

[Anonymous No.16608152]

>>16607567
>reading ranjeet articles by jacob pussy
never gonna become a homeowner OP

[Anonymous No.16609081]

>>16608077
Then who the fuck are the parents of gen x?

[Anonymous No.16609159]

>>16609081
To this day nobody knows, everyone has kept Silent on it

[Anonymous No.16609226]

>>16607897
underrated

[Anonymous No.16609241]

>>16607598
Ok Boomer. kek

[Anonymous No.16609282]

>>16607567
Kek millenials are just as fucked, if not more fucked, than millenials. This is just boomer damage control.

[Anonymous No.16609296]

Kek zoomers are just as fucked, if not more fucked, than millenials. This is just boomer damage control.

[Anonymous No.16609309]

>>16609081
they were a child birth from the mating ritual of Lilith and some angel dude.

[Anonymous No.16609315]

>>16607567
Based. I am trying to do everything to empower GenZ. Fuck Boomers, Fuck Millenials. Fuck Jannies.

t. Millenial

[Anonymous No.16609317]

>>16607567
According to the standard definition of Millennials, people who are 38 years old are the same generation as a 4chan-browsing permaincel playing video games 16 hours a day at age 23 right now, which is absolute bullshit because these two are completely culturally distinct. Even if you take the socially-normal of the people born in the 90s and compare them to those born in the 80s, it's still two completely different generations split apart by the fact that one grew up with PCs and the internet, while the other did not.

It's better to group the people born in the 80s with those born in the 70s while grouping those in the 90s with the current zoomers up to 2008. The former group consumes culture only from within itself and has idols their age, while the latter group, namely the eceleb-watching group, has it's idols in the 18-30 years of age, i.e born between early 90s to early 00s. It's retarded to take the people born in early 90s and arbitrarily put them in the same group as people who have never touched a video game

[Anonymous No.16609370]

>>16607631
This. Imagine falling for any of this bullshit.

[Anonymous No.16609395]

>>16609159
Baystundrougenpilled

[Anonymous No.16609414]

>>16607567
>boomie kike bagholder wishfull thinking backed by nothing : the article

[Anonymous No.16609439]

>>16607567
well...they are getting red pilled at an earlier age than millenials are

[Anonymous No.16609444]

>>16607567
I am happy to sell my houses to you.
I am happy to sell you pills.
Eat those pills, kid, eat em!

[Anonymous No.16609454]

zoomers are going to buy the absolute peak and get left with the bigbag
i'm a millennial and realized it's all futile, not buying anyone bags

[Anonymous No.16609770]

ok im 22 wheres my house

[Anonymous No.16610561]

How the fuck can they do no-effort shit like this and get hundreds of thousands of views. I almost wish I had a low enough sense of integrity and pride to do this

[Anonymous No.16610881]

>>16607567
Good.
Fuck Millenials.
Zoomers aren't a lost cause yet.
t. millenial

[Anonymous No.16610893]

>>16607567
Anyone else get the vibe these articles are attempting to push younger generations to buy houses (from boomers at high costs right now when homeowners are having difficulty sellinhg) rather than younger generations actually "poised to buy houses"?

[Anonymous No.16610905]

zoomers are a whole league of poor worse than millenials. they're not buying fucking houses.

[Anonymous No.16610919]

>>16610893
yuh think? Look at the dude writing it. Looks like a real estate agent.

[Anonymous No.16610959]

>>16607567
>PLEASE BUY MY REAL ESTATE SO I CAN RETIRE
>I KNOW I SHOULDNT HAVE SPENT ALL THAT MONEY ON A FISHING BOAT, CORVETTE AND REMODELING MY MAN CAVE BUT YOU YOUNGER KIDS HAVE TO BUY MY MCMANSION FOR 3x WHAT I PAID FOR IT OR ELSE I WILL CALL YOU NAMES IN FAKE NEWS ARTICLES!!!!!

[Anonymous No.16610966]

>>16610893
Yeah, I don't know any zoomers that are working high enough income jobs to afford a mortgage. Mommy and daddy can't help with the down payment, and most don't want to be strapped into a location yet anyway.

>Be a boomer
>Buy a 5bd/3.5bth mcmanision in the suburbs
>"I want at LEAST $425k!!!"

[Anonymous No.16610979]

the oldest zoomers just graduated college. The average zoomer is in high school flipping burgers.
There is absolutely no data to base this headline off of.

[Anonymous No.16610987]

>pls buy my bags: the article
the ponzi is collapsing and as a millenial i will happily blackpill any zoomer that listens

watch what happens when the boomers finally die out and all their riches get inherited by their retarded millenial offsprings

[Anonymous No.16610988]

>>16607567
I WILL BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THE NEXT ZOOMER I SEE

[Anonymous No.16611016]

>>16610988
astronomically based

[Anonymous No.16611189]

>>16607625
This. Gen X are literal who's and Gen Z will be the same. You're not even notable enough to have a unique name besides your generational letter of the alphabet.

[Anonymous No.16611281]

>>16607567
Gen Z will be able to afford $10 million dollar starter homes.
My sides

[Anonymous No.16611844]

>>16607657
>this, just skip millenicucks. Worst generation to waste oxygen on this planet.
Whatcha doin (((Boomer)))?

[Anonymous No.16611852]

>>16607567

>many economists believe

GenZ confirmed poorest generation yet

[Anonymous No.16611871]

>>16607567
Zoomers have no aptitude for creativity and ingenuity as they're all literally glued to their phones 24/7 like some turbo consumer. The algos are way too powerful, Gen Z will be the most easily manipulated and broke generation ever seen in the West.

[Anonymous No.16611893]

millenial here, weed smoker video palying game playing unemployed guy here

my little brothers dont smoke weed and are in university.

they probably look at me as such a failure and they dont wanna be me,


they dont even smoke weed with me.

[Anonymous No.16611900]

>>16611893
im 30

they are 18, 20 and 24

we have same parents they are different generation.

[Anonymous No.16611952]

>>16611893
>>16611900
weed isn't popular with zoomers?
im in my 30s and idk anyone that doesnt smoke tree

[Anonymous No.16611984]

>>16607567
>Timing is another factor: The oldest subset of millennials graduated from college right as the economy went into a recession, which has presented career- and income-related hurdles that have delayed other life milestones. Gen Z, on the other hand, is coming of age during an upswing in the economic cycle and benefitting from that.
>zoomers are coming of age during an upswing in the economic cycle
thanks OP, needed a good laugh

[Anonymous No.16612003]

>>16609770
Right up your ass faggot!!

[Anonymous No.16612015]

>>16609317
if you were born in 85 into a tech family in the bay area there's a good chance the way you grew up has more in common with people born in 2000 than someone born into an amish community in 95 and only getting out to the world at 15.

grouping people based on birth date worked very well for the post WW2 generation, but since then it's been only getting, and will continue to be getting less and less accurate, as this single attribute makes people have less and less in common with each other.

[Anonymous No.16612019]

>>16607567
>there goes the neighborhood

[Anonymous No.16612044]

>>16611984
>zoomers are coming of age during an upswing in the dead cat bounce
FTFY

[Anonymous No.16612065]

>>16612019
delet

[Anonymous No.16612181]

>>16607567
Because millennials are fucking retards who move out of their parents' house ASAP. They pay sky-high rent and have nothing saved. I'm the only person at my office (everyone is in their 20s) who still lives with their parents.

[Anonymous No.16612222]

>>16607567
so they expect housing to crash again, basically. ready to bite the curb again fellow millenials?

Is it 2 recessions or a recession and a depression in our lifetimes?

[Anonymous No.16612232]

>>16609317
'86 and everyone I know grew up with the internet and PCs from like the mid/late 90s forward. Grew up in SoCal but I don't think I've ever met anyone the same age as me who hasn't had internet since childhood at some point.

[Anonymous No.16612266]

>>16612232
Your rich

[Anonymous No.16612270]

>>16612266
I grew up in a lower/middle class area my dude.

[Anonymous No.16612276]

>>16611984
>>16612044
this. hilarious cope in this article. should be titled:

YOU KIDS ARE MAKING MONEY NOW RIGHT?? BUY MY BAGS, BUY THEM NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE FUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.16612285]

>>16612270
Cool

[Anonymous No.16612311]

>>16612232
87 and socal as well, I didn't have internet till highschool and plenty of people I knew didn't have it till at least middle school/highschool.

[Anonymous No.16612319]

>>16612232
>>16612311
88 here. my ma was a techie so we had interwebs in my early 10s

[Anonymous No.16612382]

>>16607631
Yeah this.

>>16609370
And yeah. Zoomers will become more jaded. When you are young, your mind works better, you pick up on things quicker. Zoomers will be able to sense something is incredibly wrong in their early 20s and they will start acting on it. We can already see it beginning. I think the most cucked people are older Millenials. Those who were 30 yo boomers when Trump got elected have no idea what the fuck is happening in the world.

I sense a big shift in my friends from highschool, some people just can't keep up with trends. They are somewhat socially retarded or disengaged.

[Anonymous No.16612444]

>>16611952
can confirm, millenial ex pot big smokie reporting in, my 3 youngers gen Z brothers don't smoke, even tho i always proposed them to smoke for free whatever they wanted, and they knew i was a weed dealer who could provide for them free of charge.

[Anonymous No.16612502]

>>16612444
interesting how earlier access to the internet made them more responsible.

[Anonymous No.16612558]

>>16611984
Theres more job openings now than when millenials entered the workforce but its all shit low wage service jobs

[Anonymous No.16612565]

>>16607567
based zoomers.

[Anonymous No.16612855]

>>16607567
>Furthermore, home price appreciation could continue to outpace wage growth
jesus fucking christ this chode. god I want to punch his obese fucking face

[Anonymous No.16612884]

>>16609081
Marge and Homer Simpson

[Anonymous No.16612915]

>>16610893
This isn't a fucking shitcoin blog. How are thay going to buy 1million cickshed in the shitting street ghetto in SF. Huge college debt. Low salaries. Astronomical RE prices. Boomers are fucked and the day of pillow is on the way.

[Anonymous No.16612935]

>>16608077
>Millennials, being the children of boomers,

[Anonymous No.16612939]

>>16608077
are you retarded?
Gen Xers are a degenerate people, they are overdosing on drugs right now in mass

fucking nitwit

Millies on the other hand got screwed by the debt college meme, but... they are angry now and want serious change in society. They are the future of politics.

[Anonymous No.16612950]

>>16611893
not to put you down but smoking it is stupid (are you a nigger?) it's a medicine and you're only helping big farma keep it away

[Anonymous No.16612952]

>>16609081
boomers

Generations in general don't make sense because everyone has their own definition

some millies have boomer parents, some don't, most gen xers have boomers parents tho..

Boomers in America were born during the 1940s

[Anonymous No.16612954]

>>16612855
Kek he refutes the main shill point of his own article. That'll be many rupees deducted.

[Anonymous No.16612963]

What the fuck are those economists smoking lmao. They think that just by """predicting""" that zoomers will buy more houses they will magically become rich and able to afford mortgages. Not how it works.

[Anonymous No.16612971]

implying there will be any fucking jobs by the time zoomies get out of college, top kek

Maybe the top few percentile of IQ will make it as ai programmers but the rest are completely fucked.

[Anonymous No.16612972]

>>16612963
they are just hoping zoomers are dumb enough to get into mortgage debt right after they turn 20, to gain the next generation of debt slaves

[Anonymous No.16612981]

>>16612952
with boomers the cutoff point is very clear, those who were born after the end of WW2.
and 3 US presidents were born right the cutoff point (46). turns out even when you're an infant (likely even when you're still in your mom's womb with a sufficiently developed central nervous system) your parent's stress will have an effect on the kind of person you're going to become.

[Anonymous No.16613010]

>>16611871
thats the problem with the Z'ers

they are addicted to cellphones as much or worse than Millenials are. they are deforming themselves physically as well

[Anonymous No.16613026]

1995 here am i a zoomer or millennial

[Anonymous No.16613035]

>>16613026
do you own a $10m house? if yes you're a zoomer. if not, you're a millenicuck

[Anonymous No.16613039]

>>16613026
boomer

[Anonymous No.16613074]

>>16613035
lol

[Anonymous No.16613081]

Yeah yeah we already know we've been fucked over in every way possible and suck.

Now brown zoomers will be more successful than us too.

Why don't we just roll over and die huh? You should see the look of contempt I get from brown doctors for taking their time, while they warmly greet other brown invaders.

This shit is fucked up.

[Anonymous No.16613089]

>>16607674
THIS

>born too late to get rich just by shaking hands into a cushy job
>born too early to get rich by being an idiot on instagram and tiktok

[Anonymous No.16613241]

>>16607567

Generation

Z Y K L O N

[Anonymous No.16613245]

>>16613089
not true at all, just like in all generations a group of people succeed while the rest sit and on their ass and procrastinate their life only to regret and rant on an anime image board

[Anonymous No.16613271]

>zoomers growing up with the newer propaganda
>so smart so knowledgeable
>gen tiktok
gen z will save us

[Anonymous No.16613283]

>>16608077
Holyfuck, based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.16613303]

>>16613241
>yes goy buying 800099 million dollar house is very red pilled
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.16613429]

>>16607631
I am 27 and have a 14 year old cousin that I treat as the little brother I never had. He is so full of enthusiasm and naivete. He knows he's gonna make it (and I have no doubt about it because he's got a good head on his shoulders and I guide him with the business lessons I have learned over the years).

It pains me, however, to know that he thinks life will always be a breeze like it is for him now. I try to stay positive and not curb his optimism all the much. I force him to be a hyper realist instead. It doesn't help that his mom and dad are intelligentsia academic artistic Gen-X product of the 80's types.

I began redpilling him when he was 12. I have high hopes for the kid as a result

[Anonymous No.16613586]

>>16613026
1995 is final millenial cut off date
after 1995 is zoomer

[Anonymous No.16614026]

>>16607897
This

[Anonymous No.16614958]

>>16613026
What TV show did you grow up watching

[Anonymous No.16614983]

>>16613429
I had a similar cousin situation. The fucker thinks he shits gold. Also, your cousin is a lost cause. You can't teach someone with a silver spoon in their mouth the feeling of hardship, to them its just an intellectual concept that they will use for their own social ends.

[Anonymous No.16614990]

>>16607598
This retard is playing right into the control scheme that is the whole "Boomer,Millenial,Zoomer labelling (or dividing?) game" PsyOp.

[Anonymous No.16615091]

>>16611893
>>16611900

Stop smoking for a bit so you can get a decent job. I smoke a lot and have to stop when I know I need to for a piss test or when getting another job.

I know the trades are memed hard but they are in demand.

[Anonymous No.16615301]

>>16607567
I'm a zoomer and I'm saving money to get into real estate after I finish college and start working. Very good degree I'm getting, and it's paid for through scholarships. I'll probably graduate soon after the recession too, so all my investments will make massive gains.

You millenials better not fuck this up by electing a socialist though. I have no qualm genociding you if you stand in our way.

[Anonymous No.16615878]

>>16613081
Ask me how I know you’re Canadian

[Anonymous No.16616074]

>>16609770
up yoir ass plato!!!!!

[Anonymous No.16616120]

>>16609370
>hurr kikes are not really in every middleman company fucking everything up durrr

[Anonymous No.16616887]

>>16615301

bro if we have another recession we're all going to war, don't kid yourself

[Anonymous No.16616908]

>>16610893
It’s definitely Jewish proganda with a sinister motive that’s for sure. Just look at the author’s face in Op’s pic.

[Anonymous No.16616950]

>>16607657
>doing fornite dances
>funny

[Anonymous No.16617013]

>>16615301
>millenials better not fuck this up by electing a socialist though

boomers fucked it up already and they are going to leave millennials holding the bags.