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16776453 No.16776453[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Americans, be honest. Are you able to eat properly with knife and fork? It has come to my attention that you are unable to this in the correct manner. They say you first cut a bite from the meat with fork in left hand and knife in right hand (opposite of the correct way). Than you put down the knife and switch the fork over to the right hand and THEN you pick up the bite with the for and put it in the mouth. WTF are you doing? Is this even real life?


Pic related is how every single person in europe eat. Poor or rich, home alone in front of the TV or at a galla.

>Inb4 not business related
It fucking is. You can't eat like a fucking child in a business lunch or dinner

>> No.16776479

>>16776453
Why are you so obsessed with how Americans live their lives?
Do you know how often I think about people and their lives in other countries? Fucking never.

>> No.16776483

>>16776453
>no food on plate
>europoor
Checks out

>> No.16776484

>>16776453
>meat with fork in left hand and knife in right
fuck, I just described the correct way here. I don't know, the saying is that you manage to butch it up somehow

>> No.16776499

I hold it in place with the fork in left hand, cut with knife in right hand. Then pick the fork up to my mouth, still in left hand.
If I'm alone I eat meat with my bare hands though usually.

>> No.16776512

>>16776453
typically neurotic and obsessive european socialist shitposts on the wrong board to ask a very stupid question of people he has never met in his life, who have never thought about him once in theirs
the fact that you assign significance to the manner in which somebody uses metal utensils to eat food speaks volumes about the nature of your character, and is one more small but not insignificant shred of evidence for why your deserve your impending genetic dissolution

tl;dr - nobody cares faggot

>> No.16776545

>>16776512
>Long winded seething and coping
Looks like a hit a soft spot. STIFF

>> No.16776557

completely depends on if someone taught you proper dining. Nobody I know. other than myself, uses a fork in the left hand. I personally learned when I worked as a waiter.

>> No.16776564

>>16776484
I do the mirror so that I can annoy the people next to me with unexpected elbow movements.
Uneducated burgers just grab the fork in their fist, stab, and then supinate to eat off of the fork. It's disgusting.

>> No.16776567

>>16776453
Our diet consists of mainly finger foods.

>> No.16776574

>>16776557
>Nobody I know
What do they do when they eat out? They just don't care?

>> No.16776576

knife and fork are for fags, I only use my hands

>> No.16776591

>>16776453
I eat the way you described, as that's how I was raised. I wasn't aware that there's a "correct" way to do things like this

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>>16776576

>> No.16776633

>>16776453
Right handed, fork in right hand, knife in left. Too weak to cut food with left hand? Do you eat soup with left hand?

>> No.16776744

>>16776479
this
i dont give a fuck about any other country other than my own.
FUCKING GOD BLESS AMERICA
Damn it feels good to be American

>> No.16776757

>>16776564
not sure who you've been eating food with but sophisticated Americans don't eat like this.
you're known by the company you keep so you must be a fucking retard too lol

>> No.16776787

>>16776574
Does an Indian care about western laws in India?

>> No.16776790

>>16776479
It truly is surreal being an American sometimes. All these people halfway around the world, who we don't even think about, are obsessed with telling us how we're doing something "wrong".

>> No.16776814

>>16776545
>STIFF
and he's a BSVtard. lol

>> No.16776829

>>16776790
>It truly is surreal being an American sometimes

Indeed. All of these inbred mutts begging to be called European yet eat deep fried nuggets of chicken shit with their fingers and then get offended when people call them uncivilized and not European. The USA is truly the land of contrast, duality, double think and just downright ignorance and retardation. It's truly surreal that my parents brought me to this vacuum for culture and authenticity from an actual European country to rot and waste away.

>> No.16776886

>>16776829
>begging to be called European
lmao I have never met a single (non globohomo) American that would feel good about being "called European". Faggoty ethnonats on youtube don't count.

>> No.16776960

how sad is your life if you derive your self worth from something as trivial as which hand you cut your steak with?

>> No.16776976

One time I went to a ramen place with my brother and fucking asked for a fork. God dammit it ruined my day

>> No.16777028

Europeans cannot accept or come to grips with the fact that it's not 1912 anymore and the world is leaving them behind. They still think they are the shining light of progress and civilization and everyone should shut up and emulate them.

>> No.16777461

>>16776453
I can't imagine people still giving a fuck about absolute nonsense like this

>> No.16777538

>>16776453
americans are all uncultured swine. call them out on it and its always the same "lol rent free" cope. they think the rest of the world is obsessed with them when in reality we just laugh and shake our heads at their retardation. its like a guy taking a shit in the middle of a crowded street and when you call him a disgusting pig he says "why are you so obsessed with my behaviour?" um maybe its that youre rubbing it in my face 24/7 and that you amerilards infect the whole planet with your disgusting "culture" and fast food chains. this planet would honestly be a much better place if the US just got nuked and rubbet out of existence. keep coping amerilards.

>> No.16777564

>>16776453
>fork in left hand and knife in right hand (opposite of the correct way)
>posts picture of fork in left hand and knife in right hand

What the fuck are you about

>> No.16777628

>>16777538
R E N T
F R E E
We dont even have time to laugh at you guys

>> No.16778546

Only a commie faggot would judge someone by how they use their utensils.

>> No.16778731

>>16776453
>normally right handed
>cut my steak with knife in left hand, fork in right
>use spoon with my left hand most of the time
>eat chicken nuggets with my left hand

My dad used to make fun of me for it.

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>>16776453
I learned how literally the second I tried using a knife to eat. It's not that hard, but imagine being autistic enough to put the knife down and swap fork hands.

>> No.16778778

>>16776790
>>16776479
It's so bizarre. You can tell europoors really have this seething hatred rooted in their inferiority complex, and we're just like "don't care, get laid europoors"

>> No.16778781

>>16777538
>making europoors write essays
Didn't read, keep seething lmao

>> No.16778893

>>16776453
HAHAHAHA

You are weak.

For true uncivilized modern American horror, the next time you are in an American public restroom, behold the number of adult patrons who opt out of washing their hands whatsoever. (Spoilers: It's closer to 90% than you would think.)

You'd swear that almost every single asshole there, upon reaching independent age, is finally dead-set on "sticking it to their parents" by immediately disregarding everything they were ever forced to learn/do as children (implying they were ever taught), for the rest of their lives.

>> No.16779114

>>16777538
>"culture" and fast food chains

On the one hand, I agree. On the other, holy fucking shit those things wouldn't exist if people weren't going and supporting them you fucking mouthbreather lmao

>> No.16779147

My mother taught me dinner etiquette, but I rarely see Americans use this. After going some dinner parties, no one has ever mentioned by etiquette. I assume I'm just not in the right tax bracket yet.

>> No.16779320

>>16776453
I agree with you, Anon.
But yes, I am American.
I used to do the "put down knife, swap hands" as a child. Then I learned how to do it properly. I'm less concerned with the etiquette of it; it's just more efficient to do things properly.
It does look silly to see an adult cut food like a child. Especially when they hold the fork backwards with their thumb up to hold it steady.

Grow up and learn to use tools properly.

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>>16776829
get off 4chan if you can't realize it's not the real world cleetus