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[Anonymous No.16781097]

War is canceled everybody. No more fireworks. Time to undo the mad gains. Sorry everybody, the golden bull has been canceled.

[Anonymous No.16781101]

>>16781097

[Anonymous No.16781115]

Fuck

[Anonymous No.16781212]

We can't be rich yet because cooler heads prevailed. What a shitty outcome.

[Anonymous No.16781219]

>>16781115
Bart back DOWN bitches!!!

[Anonymous No.16781244]

>>16781212
Fuck I wanted the world to end

[Anonymous No.16781285]

>>16781097
>"I will be making a statement tomorrow"
>"Today, we're officially opening back our drafting program, any men around 18-35 will join the army. This is mandatory."

Fuuuuck bois! how do we get out of this? Why the FUCK did I vote for Trump!?

[Anonymous No.16781308]

>>16781097
fuck fuck fuck fuck, wtf man

[Anonymous No.16781329]

>>16781285

phew made it by 1 year, am 36.

[Anonymous No.16781346]

>>16781097
based. had me a little flustered there desu

[Anonymous No.16781347]

>>16781285
>he doesn’t have a documented history of mental illness

[Anonymous No.16781351]

>>16781329
Don't break your hip getting your prune juice in the morning, Grandpa.

[Anonymous No.16781791]

Imagine all the money we could have made. I hate the fact that Trump isn't a warmonger like everyone else. It makes me fucking sick.

[Anonymous No.16781833]

>>16781347
Can the mentally ill still join?

[Anonymous No.16781847]

>>16781347
anyone with a browsing history that includes 4chan(nel) should be exempt due to mental illness imo

[Anonymous No.16781861]

>>16781285
Does the college rule still apply?

[Anonymous No.16782039]

>>16781097
nice source URL you fucking nigger faggot

[Anonymous No.16782056]

>>16782039
I don't have to provide you with every url you nog IQ homosexual retard. Check it yourself, its real.

[Anonymous No.16782069]

>>16781847
We need some meme-lords to make shooting civilians while on duty into a meme so they do classify any 4chan browsers as mentally ill

[Anonymous No.16782078]

>>16781097
>all is well
This is an attempt at a PR win, brainlet. John Bolton has returned and the war is absolutely on

[Anonymous No.16782079]

>>16781097
Umm more like the assumption is that Trump is formally making his case for war meaning the SPY dribbles on a downward drip, probably low on day tomorrow being 400 point loss until Trump speaks.

[Anonymous No.16782086]

>>16782056
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING CUNT OF THE FAKE NEWS GENERATION. SHOVE YOUR NIGGER SCREENSHOTS UP YOUR ASS AND STEP OF A CLIFF.

[Anonymous No.16782096]

>>16782086
/pol/ is here kek. The least stupid finally realized war is about money first and foremost, go fuckin figure.

[Anonymous No.16782145]

>>16782096
it's about common fucking sense, it's god damn retarded to make a claim and not GIVE FUCKING SOURCE, people today are beyond stupid. nobody have the time to fact check every fucking thing online, YOU make a claim YOU provide the source. everybody's google results look different and even if they don't and even if everybody had the time and common sense to fact check every little piece of FAKE FUCKING SHITTY SCREENSHOTS you waste the time of EVERYBODY when you don't fucking give a fucking god damn link. ALSO you can't prove a fucking negative so if OPs PIECE OF SHIT GARBAGE SCREENSHOT is completely fabricated you DONT find it and can only know that you can't find it, not that it's true or false. fuck you that defend this piece of shit screenshot behaviour as well, fuck you all for wasting everybody's time.

it's like those fake ass fire screenshots circulating of australia, NOBODY gives a source and NOBODY fact checks and thus the fake news spreads. fuck you all you god damn retarded children of the fake news generation.

[Anonymous No.16782201]

>>16782145
>claim
You are a lazy worthless shit. All it takes is a second for you to even look and you blame everyone else for being too fucking lazy and retarded to even do it.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1214739853025394693

How fucking hard was it for you to even take a second of your time to even bother to look it up instead of sperging like a retard claiming fake shit. You are the pure are the pure autist here.

[Anonymous No.16782209]

>>16782145
It's also common sense that nobody wants to run a special education course for your technologically illiterate ass. You could start by learning to type faster. Realistically you will probably just give up and shun the internet as a mentally disabled elderly person.


Source:
https://www.todayonline.com/singapore/big-read-feeling-lost-digital-world-some-elderly-shun-technology

[Anonymous No.16782216]

>>16782069
>so they do classify any 4chan browsers as mentally ill
honestly probably should be classified as mentally ill. not meme'ing here

[Anonymous No.16782246]

> six million jobs created by Hitler
> Six million "dead jews"
> Six million hectares of land burned in Australia
> Six million chinks need to get the rope

[Anonymous No.16782265]

>>16782216
I hope so. If I did get drafted I would probably just shoot up everyone in the platoon as soon as I got a gun in my hand.

[Anonymous No.16782270]

>>16782201
FUCK YOU. YOU make a claim, YOU give the source you fucking brainlet.

IT DOESN'T TAKE A FUCKING SECOND YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT MORON, I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT. your mindset is that of a fucking ape, are you an actual IRL nigger? is that it? how god damn stupid do you have to be to just expect everybody to research every fucking thing they seem, to think it's better that every human on the planet waste a collective 100 hours instead of just clicking a link and immediately get taken to the source? fuck you, no seriously. never make a fucking screenshot again without source.

>>16782209
fuck you too you fucking retard defending these god damn fake news spreaders, you're part of the problem and shouldn't fucking be online. fuck you both. i'm not exaggerating, it's people like you two who are ruining everything with your fucking fake news acceptance. "boo-hoo why don't you google it, boo-hoo you must be technologically illeterate, boo-hoo IM A GOD DAMN MORON". fuck off.

[Anonymous No.16782301]

>>16782270
Maximum autism. Sorry you were wrong and look like a fool. Cope harder.

[Anonymous No.16782305]

>>16782265
welp that's your draft dodged right there sir!

[Anonymous No.16782306]

>>16781329
Ok boomer.
>33 next month

[Anonymous No.16782319]

>>16782270

>FUCK YOU. YOU make a claim, YOU give the source you fucking brainlet.
>IT DOESN'T TAKE A FUCKING SECOND YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT MORON, I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT. your mindset is that of a fucking ape, are you an actual IRL nigger? is that it? how god damn stupid do you have to be to just expect everybody to research every fucking thing they seem, to think it's better that every human on the planet waste a collective 100 hours instead of just clicking a link and immediately get taken to the source? fuck you, no seriously. never make a fucking screenshot again without source.

>fuck you too you fucking retard defending these god damn fake news spreaders, you're part of the problem and shouldn't fucking be online. fuck you both. i'm not exaggerating, it's people like you two who are ruining everything with your fucking fake news acceptance. "boo-hoo why don't you google it, boo-hoo you must be technologically illeterate, boo-hoo IM A GOD DAMN MORON". fuck off.

[Anonymous No.16782328]

>>16782301
you dense motherfucker. neck yourself or just fucking give a source the next time. all of this could have been avoided.

[Anonymous No.16782333]

>>16782319
fuck you you fucking retarded moron. keep encouraging fake news, hope your children dies from believing something fake because they just took it at face value.