Coronavirus market crash plan

[Anonymous No.17246208]

step 1: collect a ton of grainy gore videos from China you always see on /gif/ or /pol/ or /b/ or whatever

step 2: spam them on twitter as if they're related to coronavirus panic. some real dark shocking shit, like a lady getting stabbed at a grocery store or a dude cooking a dog for food. everyone will buy it cuz OMG CHINA CENSORSHIP

step 3: buy QQQ and SPY puts when retarded wall street algos pick up bear keywords

step 4: profit??

[Anonymous No.17246442]

No, just buy $nCoV like the rest of us and profit off the spread of the virus. Coronatoken.org

[Anonymous No.17246444]

>>17246208
I just want to know one thing. How is Corona the brewing company going to market/deflect this? You know there’s some money to made or be lost from their name correlation

[Anonymous No.17246487]

>>17246208
Just pulled out $200k from stocks today.
Waiting for the dip.
Will I /makeit/ /biz/ ?

[Anonymous No.17246496]

any retard that bought puts got fucked.

[Anonymous No.17246505]

>>17246444
they can’t do anything without looking tasteless

[Anonymous No.17246678]

>>17246496
What does this have to do with it though

[Anonymous No.17246905]

>>17246505
Agreed, the smart thing is for them not to comment at all

[Anonymous No.17247007]

>>17246442
Xander can you just OD with brapper and corona coin already?

[Anonymous No.17247031]

>>17246487
If you are a boomer no. If you are a millennial no.

[Anonymous No.17247188]

>>17246505
I mean, I guess they could donate to cure research on a per sale basis