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Weekend Dumpening Edition

popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

basic stock market terminology:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management: (READ IT FAGGOT)
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/
popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
<insert hentai link {lol i wrote insert} here>
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>>17489792

>> No.17492894
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17492894

FED helpless

>> No.17492897

im 49 years old fuck you

>> No.17492899

>>17492874
How to short thots?

>> No.17492901

BUY THE FUCKING DIP USA USA USA USA

>> No.17492902

>>17492897
Ok Gen X

>> No.17492910

>>17492897
Gen x... forever lost to time and forgotten by history.

But at least you didn’t have to go to nam?

>> No.17492911

APT single digits when?

>> No.17492912

>>17492874
dont put your trip in the OP you stupid cunt

>> No.17492913

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

>> No.17492918

who the fuck is buying stocks now? literally going into a black box weekend

>> No.17492919

starting to regret this put. even if they expires worthless, ill still have made way more money today, but I really hope I can sell it off before the eod

>> No.17492920
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>>17492897
Classic lmao

>> No.17492923
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17492923

So does this come up as SPY falls? My apologies for being braindead

>> No.17492927

>heading to sub 24500

>> No.17492930

>sell off happening in the morning

well. today was underwhelming as fuck.

>> No.17492931
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17492931

BULLS
ACTIVATE

>> No.17492932

>>17492912
ILL DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT YOU INEPT CUNT

>> No.17492935

FREEFALL

>> No.17492937
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17492937

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

follow me on my journey of putting 10K into dividend stocks over the next 10 weeks. subscribe and upboat

>> No.17492938

>POWELL HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17492941

>>17492912
he even took out the part of tripfags not starting these threads
sage and fuck you faggot OP

>> No.17492942

>>17492919
You didn't expect a retracement after the worst 1-week loss since 1987?

>> No.17492943

>>17492874
Cashing in on TSLA puts at long last. Time for a few TLT puts to hold over the weekend.

>> No.17492944
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17492944

WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.17492945

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-9wXQpzESo

>> No.17492947

>>17492923
Yes. They are inverse. Like SQQQ and TQQQ

>> No.17492948

RDS.A is almost $40 a share. Collapse incoming lads

>> No.17492951

Turbulence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH6QJzmLYtw

>> No.17492952

>>17492937
+1 UPBOATED

>> No.17492954
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17492954

>>17492883
shes in XOM

>> No.17492958

>>17492923
DONT BUY SHIT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

>> No.17492962

>>17492937
this week, today in fact, I picked up 1 share of AAPL, 1 share of BLK and 1 share of COST.

>> No.17492970

>well up but my head hurts
>even my fucking jaw hurts

>> No.17492971

>>17492923
its inversely correlated to whatever market its connected to.

>> No.17492972

>>17492941
And posted before the bump limit

Hey newfag bump limit is 310
You’re fuckkng up the flow and wrecking Hiroshi-sama’s Bandwidth.

>> No.17492974

imagine how hard my dick has been this week, when with every 1% drop, i get +40% on my invested amount

>> No.17492976
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17492976

WEEKEND CLOSE THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQNAVqW1shA

BULLS RUN FOR YOU LIFES
THE BEARS ARE OUT TODAY

>> No.17492979

>>17492962
next week i'm thinking JNJ, LEG, LOW and MCD

>> No.17492982

DUMP IS HERE

>> No.17492985

If this keeps up and the markets don't recover before November does Trump still get re-elected?

>> No.17492987

>>17492931
LOL

>> No.17492994

How many cheapies do think Warren Buffet loaded up this week?

>> No.17492999

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HERE WE GO

>> No.17493000
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17493000

It's over

>> No.17493004

Direxion Daily 20+ Year Treasury Bull 3x Shares ETF


Up 8% just today boiz.

>> No.17493005

MUH MUH MUH MUH MUH MYYYY CARONAAAA

>> No.17493006

>>17492985
Yes. No one upset about losing money in stocks is going to vote for sanders.

>> No.17493009

SAVANON

PENDY

AAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME

>> No.17493011

Oh god it's dropping right before close. who could have predicted this

>> No.17493012

lmaoing looking at these failed bounces

>> No.17493015

NERVOUS BULLS RISE UP HOLD INTO THE WEEKEND

>> No.17493017

BULLS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.17493016

>>17492954
NOoooooo

How’s it looking for the old Nat Gas Friday dump? If Bernie or another rad green looks like they’re taking a strong lead in Super Tuesday, someone who wants to ban fracking completely, I wonder if that could trigger the squeeze.

>> No.17493019

>>17492942
the idea was to ride this dump for a quick eod gain

>> No.17493022

YOU FUCKING LAZY WHORE KEEP FALLING

>> No.17493023
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17493023

How low can we get today?

Let's give it our energy Bobros

>> No.17493024

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xph2Phcj0LA

>> No.17493025

cramer right now hitting the SELL SELL SELL button repeatedly

>> No.17493027

We dumpin boys

>> No.17493028
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17493028

In these last 15 minutes, you will see sub 24.5k

>> No.17493029

24500 NEXT STOP

>> No.17493032

>>17492999
KEK CONFIRMS WE ARE ENTERING THE DUMPENING

>> No.17493033
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>>17492985
just the market? irrelevant
if a recession happens? they could nominate hillary and they'd win

also
>below 1k AGAIN
lmao at the brainless bulls who fell for it yet again

>> No.17493034

>>17492962
Based. Cost and JNJ were buys for me today.

Had to sell NVDA and MA and MCD to raise cash and keep my cash % steady unfortunately

>> No.17493035
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>wait for 10 minutes to close
>then domp eet

>> No.17493039

>>17493022
POWELL SAVE MEEEEEEE

>> No.17493045

WHAT THE FUCK XD

>> No.17493047
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>>17492897

>> No.17493049

>he bought the top

>> No.17493053

OH NO NO NO BEAR BROS WE GOT TO COCKY

>> No.17493054

>>17493035

>He bought ze dip?
>Put him to sleep, then doomp it

>> No.17493057

>that fucking moon
nice try fed-kun

>> No.17493062

HOSANNA

>> No.17493063

>>17492874
>just about to break down
>green candle
wtf stock market just fall already

>> No.17493065

>green dildo

this thing doesnt wanna drop

>> No.17493066
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17493066

Fed is going to cut rates, what does this mean lads?

>> No.17493069
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you want to know when to start buying and DCAing into the losses? pic related

>> No.17493071
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>>17492932

>> No.17493074
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Gonna fuck your girl after I fucked your gains, dork

>> No.17493077
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17493077

Just buy the dip you pussies

>> No.17493078

>>17492918
I HAVE FAITH

>> No.17493080

seriously what the fuck

>> No.17493081

fuck 13 minutes left just dump for the fucking weeking you goddamn piece of shit

>> No.17493082
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17493082

>>17493028
we have to ... Go .... EVEN ..... LOWER BEYOND

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

>> No.17493085

>>17493069
Fuck off Cramer.

>> No.17493088

15 MINUTES TO CLOSING

WHERE IS THE BIG DUMP I WAS PROMISED???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17493090

>>17493066
Hyperinflation. Long Bullets, Guns, and Cigs

>> No.17493092

SHOULD I INVEST TODAY, LADS

>> No.17493096

>>17493069
Sometimes fear is real and justified. Sometimes greed is legitimate.

>> No.17493098

who would be retarded enough to hodl into this?
This must be some kind of "SHUT IT DOWN" order coming from the White House

>> No.17493102
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>>17493077

>> No.17493103

>>17493088
someone magically pumped almost 200 points in about a minute
I wonder who?

plus my guess is braindead bulls don't want to close before 25k no matter what so they're fighting

>> No.17493107

>>17492874
Drop that limbo pole just a bit more so I can head into the weekend with a pocket full of tendies.
I believe in you, Bear Bros.

>> No.17493110

Anyone heard from SNSS shithead? I'm getting worried

>> No.17493112
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Dont worry, cluster cases will pop up in SF and NY this weekend, there will be much more cheapies and drops left to go.

>> No.17493114
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17493114

>>17493092
Next year.

>> No.17493116
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>>17493081
'no'

>> No.17493117

>>17492958
This. WTF.

>> No.17493120

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MOONING

>> No.17493123

>>17492941
>>17492972
GOOD FUCK U CUNTS

>> No.17493124

the dip is over, who's ready to spring back to all time highs.

>> No.17493125
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>>17493016
Ill re reenter natty if it takes out the 2016 low, Ive got my hands tied with other stuff

>> No.17493136
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17493136

>he shorted?

>> No.17493139

SNSS PUMPING BEYOND MEANS HOLY FUCK PRINT THESE SHEKELS

>> No.17493140

WHY IS IT GOING BACK UP

>> No.17493141

>>17493110
I bought more just today.

>> No.17493143

>>17493124
Literally BTFO a minute later. Imagine being this retard tripfag lmao

>> No.17493145

If you bought in the last 30 minutes of the week, please post it here so we can laugh at you next week.

>> No.17493146
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17493146

5 yr treasury bond market looks healthy and rational

>> No.17493147
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>>17493124
Activate it.

>> No.17493151

What a stupid fucking close boooooo
boooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I came for a show not for this bullshit boooooooooooooooooo

>> No.17493152

is weedbraski the most low IQ annoying trip? seems so

>> No.17493153

>>17493124
It will only get worse you dumb tripfag retard. The only way it gets better is if the virus disappears overnight, everyone goes back to work, all shipping resumes as normal, all factories start running as normal, products get produced at normal rates, etc. This isn't stopping anytime soon, expect another large dip next week until there's good news like multiple companies creating vaccines and starting production which would bounce the markets up significantly.

>> No.17493157

>>17493146
signaling rate cut

>> No.17493158

>>17493146
looks like a peepee haha

>> No.17493159

mooning cause papa fed?

>> No.17493160
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17493160

This is barely a blip on the logarithmic scale

>> No.17493164
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17493164

they... they just keep pumping it...

>> No.17493167

I cannot think of or comprehend of anything more cucked than buying into the bull meme right now.

>> No.17493169

>>17492918
>who the fuck is buying stocks now?
Idiots or extremely optimistic idiots. Next week we have a slew of European and North American reports coming in.

>> No.17493173

>>17493159
I would bet
>keeps desperately wanting to dump
>keeps magically getting countered

>> No.17493176

WHO SHOULD I INVEST IN
WHAT APP SHOULD I USE TO INVEST

>> No.17493179
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17493179

Let's buy stocks guys, it's just a dip, there is def not a recession coming

>> No.17493182
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So Ben Bernanke, Janet, and Powell, each go to a pizza parlor. When they put in their order, they ask the cook to cut each of their pizza into 10 slices instead of the regular 8. When the cook asked them why they wanted this request, they explained they were a little extra hungry today.

>> No.17493183

>>17493160
Give it a few weeks copetard

>> No.17493185

pussy and sold my puts. The movement on the SPY is too fucking wild.

>> No.17493186

>2 new cases confirmed in cities near mine

im fucked
t. spainfag

>> No.17493193

What do you guys use to watch the market live?

>> No.17493194

>>17493160
holy shit it's literally nothing, just put in a huge purchase order thanks anon

>> No.17493196

>>17493167
>I cannot think of or comprehend of anything more cucked than buying into the bull meme right now.
New houses are outpacing the sales of old houses according to recently released reports. Don't dismiss the bulls quite yet.

>> No.17493198

>>17493169

What's hard to understand? For example, MSFT is down 10%, and will go back up long. Not a difficult concept.

>> No.17493204

>>17493185
Wizard proving that literally every tripfag is a retard. Shame really.

>> No.17493205

>>17493185
So far it was the right choice

>> No.17493207

LISTEN RETARDS, SOONER THAN LATER WERE GONNA BOUNCE HARD ON DAILY TIMEFRAME. ITS GOING TO HAPPEN, THIS BITCH ISNT GOING TO GO 6 FEET UNDER IN 2 WEEKS. BUT WHEN THAT OPPORTUNITY PRESENTS ITSELF, YOU BETTER LOAD THE FUCK UP ON SHORTS AND RIDE THAT CUNT DOWN INTO THE GROUND. IT WILL HAPPEN NEXT WEEK. MAYBE MONDAY WE GET SOME SHIT NEWS, BUT I EXPECTED A REBOUND AT LEAST NEXT WEEK OR THE WEEK AFTER. AFTER THAT WE PLUNGE.

>> No.17493211

>>17493146
Head and shoulders

>> No.17493214

Sub 25k if digits

>> No.17493222

>>17493176
Not Robin hood. It's full of holes.

>> No.17493223

STOP FUCKING PUMPING THE MARKET FED

>> No.17493224

>>17493193
Tradingview

>> No.17493225

>>17493214
we're going to hit 25300 at the rate deluded bullfags are hopping in

>> No.17493226

>>17493205
I know right. I sold for a 6% loss. If I were to sell now it would have been like 80% lol. Let's see how the next three minutes play out.

>> No.17493227

>>17493160
You know crashes happen over months right? It's been one week, the worst week since 1987 flash crash. But yeah, keep pretending you know what you're talking about.

>> No.17493230

SNSS CLOSING GREEN HAHAHAHA

>> No.17493231

>>17493214
rolling for the bears

>> No.17493232

>>17493207
the hell is a plunge

>> No.17493233

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17493234

BRUH THIS FUCKING SNSS PUMP IS UNBELIEVABLE HOLY FUCK

>> No.17493235
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17493235

epic dump incoming

>> No.17493238

>>17493124
Right here. Today was the bottom. Next week we rocket back up.

>> No.17493239

>>17493169
Buying. Some decent entry points.

>> No.17493242

i had my hand on the trigger for 1k worth of spy puts yesterday. i fucked up so hard.

>> No.17493245

LOL BULL RUN BACK ON BITCHES

>> No.17493247

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK

WE ARE BACK BULLBROS

>> No.17493248

CORONA IS SHIT
PUMP IT

>> No.17493252

>>17493066
>>17493090
Anyone else?

>> No.17493253

>>17493230
Not if I have anything to do about it.

>> No.17493254

SNSS BACK TO 0.9 WHEE

>> No.17493255

SNSS HOLY FUCK

>> No.17493256

>fed pumping right before closing to keep sheeps calm over the weekend
lmao.

>> No.17493257

Hoping for bigly AH drop today. Came so close to 50% gains on my SQQQ.

>> No.17493258
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*ahem*

Attention please.
Fuck Corona
Fuck bobo
Fuck bobofags
but above all FUCK JANNIES

>> No.17493260
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17493260

+5000 day next week cap this shit you faggot fucking bears

>> No.17493262

>>17493238
>mid week was the bottom
>thursday was the bottom
>f-friday was the bottom

>> No.17493265
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17493265

I lost 50$ today buying Puts.

I think im a brainlet lmao

>> No.17493267

>>17493198
I bought about $15 higher and I think we have lower to go still...

>> No.17493269

>>17493227
Dec 2018

>> No.17493274

>>17493258
UNBELIEVABLY BASED

>> No.17493276

HAHAHAH FUCK BEARS

>> No.17493279

what are you buying senpai?

>> No.17493280

>>17493269
Those were the days

>> No.17493287

What if all those "coronavirus infected" patients were just people with the flu who were tested by a faulty system? The market could shoot up over +10%..

>> No.17493291

COME ONE

WHATS HIS NAME?

>> No.17493292

>>17493265
Just wait for next week fren.

>> No.17493294

>>17493279
I just fucking told you

>> No.17493295

HAHAHAHAHA SNSS CLOSED AT 0.95

Man I love this stock

>> No.17493296
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17493296

Oh yeah, I'm thinking we're back

>> No.17493298

What the fuck just happened?

>> No.17493300

WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

>> No.17493301

SNSS FROM 0.70 TO 0.91 MY FUCKING SIDES LMAO

>> No.17493304
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>> No.17493305
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DING DING DING

>> No.17493307

FUCKING FED DELAYING THE INEVITABLE

>> No.17493308

this was literally the exact opposite of what i was expecting

what the fuck happened?

>> No.17493309

BEARBROS...

>> No.17493312

>nasdaq actually closed up
top fucking kek
>>17493298
the fed, unironically

>> No.17493314
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17493314

Shorting Vix down to 10
#bullrun
#golden bullrun

>> No.17493315

well i closed my positions at the end there despite taking the hit with spy going back up.

>> No.17493316

RISE UP BUYERS

>> No.17493318

SNSS STILL GOING UP! 0.99!

I told you motherfuckers it was price manipulation. "Nuh uh it's a dead stock! You lost 12 grand you dumb fuck!" Bunch of stupid fucking assholes who don't know shit.

>> No.17493323

SNSS HAHAHA LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

>> No.17493324

PPT went into overdrive this is actually too suspicious and will make Monday worse.

>> No.17493326
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DING DING DING

REST IN PIECES DDD

>> No.17493325

wow very nice bull trap

>> No.17493327

NASDAQ BROS

>> No.17493328

Nasdaq you made it!

>> No.17493329

>sold my SPY puts at 3:55 for massive profit
>bought SPY calls, already up $50 each kek
feels
fucking
good

>> No.17493331

>>17493296
one of my favorite images

>> No.17493334

+45% on my GME calls. If this fucker squeezes i'll make all the money i lost this week back next week.

>> No.17493333

>>17493308
YOU GOT BAMBOOZLED BY THE ALGOS, BY OUTPLAYING YOU AND EVERY OTHER RETARD. ITS OK, DONT WORRY, NEXT WEEK WE RESUME THE DUMP.

>> No.17493336

THE BEARPOCALYPSE HAS JUST BEEN CANCELED

>> No.17493337
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>> No.17493341

>>17493312
kekd hard what the fuck was this shit

>> No.17493342

>they think they can push the bear back into his cave
Papa Fed won’t save you bull fucks in the upcoming weeks

>> No.17493343

>>17493318
but did you sell at 1 and then redeploy your capital? no, you didn't. stop tryna talk shit scrub

>> No.17493345

Great recovery everyone! Gonna drink some coronas this weekend and prepare for the green Monday.

>> No.17493346

Bear gang, but that was a pretty based bull run holy shit.

>> No.17493351

have i missed my chance to get rich?

>> No.17493355

Fucking Fed pumping at the end, killing my profit for the day

>> No.17493356

what an obvious dead cat bounce

>> No.17493357

Boy I sure hope no disastrous news crops up over the weekend, might be troublesome for bulls

>> No.17493359

>>17493318
THANK YOU BRO NOW I WILL SUCK YOU OFF YES YES YES

>> No.17493361
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17493361

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm down 1.26% today :(
Loaded up on more SVXY, VXX butterfree holding steady, not sure I should have gone for the expiry I chose. If VIX falls next week (and it will) I'll make a lot of money :o
Find the pump into close oddly disquieting, seems to be pricing in a rat cute (which IS coming, but this weekend?). Still, a chop up at this point is all but guaranteed IMO. It's not tha heat it's tha dust.
This week we're going to the Romano's in Goodyear, Ohio. You know why.

>> No.17493362

this is too good to be true

next week will be interesting

>> No.17493364

>>17493333
C H E C K E D

>> No.17493366

>>17493343
I didn't do that for TAX PURPOSES as I explained. Learn some tax law, you'll need it if you make money.

>> No.17493369
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17493369

+3.34% today
Just gonna bask in the glow for a bit.

>> No.17493374

>>17493334
kinda hoping to make 300x return with my GME calls desu

>> No.17493375

>>17493329
Same here but with Tesla.

>> No.17493376

Bullish sign if I’ve ever seen one bros. Good times ahead we’re back boys.

>> No.17493377
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17493377

TICK TOCK BEARFAGS OFFICIAL EXECUTION DAY ON MONDAY HAVE A HORRIBLE WEEKEND

>> No.17493383
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17493383

>he identifies as a tranny bull/bear and doesn't long or short depending on the opportunities that present themselves

>> No.17493387

>implying buying the dip will ever stop working

>> No.17493389
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17493389

THAT'S IT? THAT'S ALL THAT THE FEDS COULD DO?
AND YOU RETARDS ACTUALLY BOUGHT?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17493390

WE CONTINUE THE DUMPENING AFTER HOURS

>> No.17493391

>>17493361
0. i don't invest in stocks but today was an awfully interesting day for financial markets

>> No.17493393

>>17493334
GME going to squeeze fucking hard as fuck when it finally squeezes.. probalby won't squeeze until console launches.. until then.. range bound..

>> No.17493394

>the FED literally pumping SPY to green

LOL This 100% means horrible fucking news is coming this weekend.

I feel so so so sorry for whoever bought my put lol.

>> No.17493395
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17493395

So a false pump before weekend?

>> No.17493396

what the hell happened in the last 15 minutes?

is it fed wishful thinking?

>> No.17493397

>>17493366
Thank you based SNSS anon, i was scared when it went do to 0.70, but this is going to the fucking moon isn't it.

>> No.17493398

>>17493374
>>17493334

What’s the thinking are? They gonna fly or what?

>> No.17493401

>>17493355
same. they can play this game all they want. the end is nigh.

>> No.17493403

>>17493334
>>17493374
Expiry?

>> No.17493405

Thank God I didn't dump my annual $6000 contribution into my Roth yet. Gonna be fun timing the contribution.

>> No.17493406
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>>17493361
Up 12.97% for the week to the absolutely demolished derrieres of a few obsessive dimbulbs.

>> No.17493408

>>17493341
basically the sheep clung to the only "good" news they've had in a while in the fact powell said the fed is poised to act
>>17493389
they did prevent the market from ANOTHER -1k day and closing under 25k, but yeah that's not going to last till monday lmao

>> No.17493414

>>17493361
Up 75% this week.

>> No.17493413

>>17493390
>>17493333
Position underwater?

>> No.17493420
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>>17493182
that's a Paul Krugman joke, if you're going to tell it, get it right.

pic quasi related

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>>17493397
Oh yes anon, this is the money train! The tutes have done this shit several times to us on SNSS because they are greedy sons of bitches who want your shares.

>> No.17493424

>>17493361
up 100% this week, could have done better, got a bit greedy

>> No.17493425

>>17493361
Up .3%, mostly in cash though

>> No.17493427

>>17492874
Lost 1.5k between 8:50 and 9PM GMT

>> No.17493430

>>17493398
>>17493403
when people start to panic on this one, it'll take them 3 weeks to get out, at least. it will be glorious

>> No.17493433

>go to toilet to take a dump
>miss $1k opportunity
>market rallies at the last few seconds
I'm up today, but holy shit was this retarded, I'm now thinking of voting for commie bernie to see the market crash with no survivors

>> No.17493434

>>17493361
Down 15% today (literally just today)
I did the stupidest fucking thing ever and I really hope I learned from it
Don't even wanna say more than that because I'm honestly ashamed

>> No.17493435
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17493435

Not bad for a week, hopefully next week will be more predictable.

>> No.17493436
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17493436

>>17493361
up half a percent
Pulled out my emergency Correction cash fund and adding positions

>> No.17493437

Hindsight wishing I had exited my position right after open i'd be up another 10K but i'm still beating the bulls who got demolished all week

>> No.17493442
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>>17493389
this is what panic at the FED and White House looks like.

You can literally see him "PUMP IT" through the phone

>> No.17493444

>>17493361
12% on day
84% on week

>> No.17493445

>>17493337
Haven't seen Eizouken yet, is there any context to merit this?

>> No.17493446
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17493446

Alright see you guys in a month when half of the United States is COOFING. There is not going to be a run back up, this was called a correction for a reason.

Have a relaxing weekend everyone, its been one for the history books this week.

>> No.17493449

>>17493424
Really shouldn't kick yourself over doubling up in a week.

>> No.17493451

>>17493434
Everybody makes mistakes anon, it's okay

>> No.17493456

>>17493366
NIGGA THE TAXES YOU WOULDA PAID PALE IN COMPARISON TO THE EXTRA PROFIT

>> No.17493457

>>17493312
nq was some of the craziest shit I've ever seen, the WE HAVE TO BUY algos just pushed at an angle, get out of the fucking way of that.

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How am I doing for my first time trading options guise

>> No.17493459
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17493459

Loaded up on DIS, KO and V.
Imagine missing this dip.

>> No.17493462

>>17493427
same here. I'm never gonna try to ride news like this again. You guys can make all the big gain I'll just have to stick to slow and steady earning.

>> No.17493466

>>17493446
yeah man, that .00000000000000000001% death rate is super serious

>> No.17493472

just think of how many people have made money today in /smg/ alone. crazy right?

>> No.17493473

new nerd here
the stocks just went all the way up today because it just came to the close of the week, right, so everyone was buying?

this isn't actually any sign of what would happen next week. and we should look at the trends of the week to predict what'll happen next week?


also, since this is a coronavirus fueled change, i should invest into pharmaceutical american companies for the big bank they'll get from having people pay thousands for vaccines?

>> No.17493475

>>17493433
>leaving your computer when the last ten minutes is the most important part of the market hours

>> No.17493476

>>17493207
This. Market will try for ATH again, fail, and down we go bear leaves the cave forever.
When spy hits 330, open up puts for spy 110 2021 and your welcome. All the way to the ground.

>> No.17493480

I knew it boys, the second I buy puts this thing would turn around. Going to hold them till expiration (march 20th) just to be sure.
a green day will be nice.

>> No.17493481

Holy shit made 540 on BYND and SPY and FED is going to pump the FUCK out of the markets Monday and I got March 6 321 calls if it even goes up 5% Monday I pick up 2000 dollars and BYND I got 20 contracts if they fuckin get a McDonalds deal I might make 40K next week yeeeeeeeees

>> No.17493487
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17493487

post a pic that summarize this week

>> No.17493490

>>17493318
>I told you motherfuckers it was price manipulation. "Nuh uh it's a dead stock! You lost 12 grand you dumb fuck!" Bunch of stupid fucking assholes who don't know shit.
Damn you sound insecure. You know these are just anonymous strangers on the internet trolling you?

>> No.17493497

>>17493434

Tell us anon!

>> No.17493504

>>17493423
I was in the same boat with that other anon, but I'm holding. We finna stop tumor growth

>> No.17493512

>>17493403
Fuck it, even the bogendoffs can't stop this. 3/20

>> No.17493515
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17493515

DOWN $50K IN A WEEK ALMOST ON THE NOSE.

GOING TO PUT $1K A WEEK INTO THIS MARKET FOR 10 STRAIGHT WEEKS

DOW 40K IN 2025. SEE YOU THERE FRENS

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>>17493487
(i've just been watching, nothing invested, lol)

>> No.17493522

>>17493466
3% at least, retard. Spanish Flu was 2%

>> No.17493523

>>17493487
being right pays money

>> No.17493525

>>17493473
we expected everyone to sell at close, but the fed pumped the markets not to make it seem so bad. just check GILD for your pharma interests

>> No.17493526

>>17493434
>>17493451
This. Everyone makes mistakes. But if you make more mistakes than not, you might want to find a different hobby.

>> No.17493528

>>17493456
I don't think you understand just how high SNSS is going.

>> No.17493531

>>17493522
bullshit

>> No.17493535
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>>17493481
>he thinks it's the bynd bottom

>> No.17493539

>>17493522
*3% with modern medecine
While, for the Spanish flu, they were basically naked.

Imagine.

>> No.17493543

>>17493490
I'm just sick of the constant bitching.

>> No.17493546
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>>17493466
it is when it halts businesses and then those businesses default on bond payments that banks and investment banks own....

putting over 70million people in one of the most "productive" countries in the world in quarantine causes a ripple effect across the global economy

>> No.17493547

>>17493222
Some of my favorite people are full of holes

>> No.17493548
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17493548

>>17493487
me panicking about corona for the entire day

>> No.17493549

>>17493525
what is a good app/website for purchasing/selling stocks

>> No.17493553
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>>17492945
that's a nice IRL lightning effect he has, assuming there's LEDs above all keys and they light up either when he press a key or it's just synced to a midi.

also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i'm down 10k

>> No.17493560

>>17493549
sticky newfag tourist faggot

>> No.17493565

>>17493413
MY ONLY POSITION IS STILL 50% OF MY SNSS I DIDNT SELL

>> No.17493566

We're at the exact same point we started today at lmao

>> No.17493567
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>>17493487
I did everything right

>> No.17493573
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>>17493361
scratch that
up 2% after hours

>> No.17493575

>>17493436
I got a pack of naths last night with the kitty food, cooked them last nite and warmed them up 4 lunch. VERY good, better than heber nationals even!

>> No.17493577

>>17493543
remove your trip then you fucking cringe faggot

>> No.17493584
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>>17492937
you think you'll be one of the few still alive in 10 weeks...?

also for someone talking about dividends all the time you seem to often put money into stocks with low yield

>> No.17493592

>>17493198
My point is that there's some decent shedding still up ahead.

>> No.17493594

>>17493575
Oh yeah, I need to buy back into that, and JACK too

>> No.17493597

>QQQ ends the day green
>strong recovery towards the end by SPY and DOW
>huge volumes

Monday is going to be glorious green day, I hope everyone is strapped in for the moon mission. A feel a +4% day incoming.

>> No.17493600
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17493600

That last pump was cheeky, but thank you bulls. It was an amazing week. Can't wait for it to continue next week -- enjoy your fed mandated bounce :)

>> No.17493603

>>17493577
If making money is cringe then why don't you go ahead and take the cool kids walk to the bread line, cunt.

>> No.17493605

>>17493435
Nice work anon :) I feel like shit only up 56% because I wasted capital going after BYND and SPCE, I could've just held puts and bought a car lol

>> No.17493615

>>17493584
dividend growth stocks. yield isn't as important as how much they grow their dividend year over year (CAGR = compound annual growth rate). I have a solid mix of stocks and it averages out to about 3% yield at the moment. maybe higher since this dip.

>> No.17493616
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17493616

>end of the day order didn't fill
FUCK YOU ROBINHOOD SHITSTAIN

>> No.17493619

>>17493528
i dont think you understand having a dollar is 50% more than having .70 cents. That's 50% more buying power, 50% more shares, 50% more profit.

>> No.17493623
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17493623

>>17492874
>>17492901
>>17493227
>>17493248
>>17493265
>>17493292
>>17493520

BUUYYYYY YOU FOOLS
BUYYYYYYYYY
yeah sure supply chain is disrupted.
guess what happens when things get back to normal.


>>17492894
Negative interest incoming.

>> No.17493624

>>17493573
up .76 kekkies, BWL/A? I'm searching my port looking for what else, fuck RH charts!!

>> No.17493628
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>>17493487
Bobo finally delivered

>> No.17493629

Recession over sorry

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bEaRs bTfO

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I forgot what I was going to say, so I'm just going to post this image instead.

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> dat AMD recovery towards the end

Not bad, not bad.

>> No.17493646

>>17493565
jesus what a fucking retard you are

>> No.17493648
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>>17493597
wrong

>> No.17493650

>>17493462
I made 3k and lost 4k over all today LOL always seems to go deeper in the red a lot quicker than it goes greem

>> No.17493651

>That fucking FED pump at the end
Pffffffffhaha
You can just see them shitting themselves; Lets see what wacky ideas they come up with this weekend.

>> No.17493652

Time to go celebrate one of my best weeks yet! See you losers monday.

>> No.17493655

>>17493619
It is also taxed at 45%. I would have had to have known it would drop all the way to 0.7 when it was at 1.1 in order to get 5% more. Again, LEARN SOME TAX LAW.

>> No.17493665

>>17493646
WAHWAHWAH I DIDNT MAKE MONEY TODAY CAUSE IM A RETARDED CUNT. THATS HOW YOU SOUND YOU INSUFFERABLE FAGGOT LMFAO. COME LICK ON MY LEFT NUT.

>> No.17493679

>>17493623
>when things go back to normal

we have 330 million people
assuming high spread rate and nature taking it's course we have millions more people to get infected

>> No.17493687

i like how AMD is perfect indicator of fed pumping

>> No.17493688

>>17493430
That doesn't answer the question. When do you think this will happen? It's above 100% since ?August?.

>> No.17493699

Gonna hold LRN over the weekend. Thoughts?

>> No.17493702
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17493702

LCI still flat while everyone else is losing their shit

LCI to $60

>> No.17493703
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17493703

>>17493665
>>17493655
>>17493651
>>17493650
>>17493648
>>17493623
This is like driving when you hit a curve in the road
You know what it says youre supposed to do?
POWER INTO THE CURVE

(Or hodl if you got a ton of stock, since itll get its value back)

>> No.17493707

>>17493512
>3/20

>> No.17493708

>>17493701
>>17493701
>>17493701
>>17493701
>>17493701

NEW

>> No.17493709

>>17493383
Based

>> No.17493726

>>17493655
>45%

Bullshit.

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>>17493615
i assume you want both dividend and the stock itself to increase in value, which is why you're avoiding the 5% and up dividend stocks

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market barely down and futus already up. wtexas oil getting low good levels now btw.

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>>17493679
> assuming
No new cases in US detected in days.
None
If any spread was going on we'd see at least +50 per day.

>> No.17493776

>>17493754
California and NYC said they don’t have testing kits

>> No.17493798

Bought even more puts at close

This weekend there will be a huge outbreak in the US

>> No.17493827
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17493827

>>17493487

>> No.17493888

>>17493754
Are you retarded? They literally just announced on Thursday the first case of a community spread virus, someone who hasn’t travelled to China.
This ducking brainlet

>> No.17493927

>>17493798
based

>> No.17493933
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17493933

>>17493754
could be a lot of infected people walking around infecting others without even knowing they are infected

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>>17493487

>> No.17494137

thank fucking god my puts didnt go through.

>> No.17494204

>>17493434
Chin up fren, just gotta bounce back.

>> No.17494412

>>17493546
Yeah it also creates more jobs you dumb faggot since there is more shit to fix. The weak small dogos like you don't make it with us dogs of dow and it's a doggy dog world now.

>> No.17494643

>>17493597
Opinions ?