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>> No.17512180
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First for remember this is the retard giving you financial advice.

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smg should make an index fund!

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Watch out for his assortment of melee weapons, anon!

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Also he is a confirmed PND stocktwits shill faggot lel

>> No.17512215

Perfect example of why trips are bad ideas, kek.
What would be in it, anon?

>> No.17512222

Can we make a tripfag index and post how horribly it does every week?

>> No.17512223
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>tfw bought 100K of SPCE calls $50 strike when it hit $41

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>> No.17512237
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*quietly survives market crash*

>> No.17512238

well, whats your suggestion?


>> No.17512239

Based quads

>> No.17512241

Delete this please.

>> No.17512242
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what exp?
post proof ~

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It won't go back up again, will it? This is only the beginning.

>> No.17512257

Checked, nice quads. Also I might do that and just track how badly their poor choices do vs. the market this week.

>> No.17512284

It might, it might not. That's my two cents

>> No.17512287

As long as expiration is after Bransons summer flight, then you will be fine.

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CNN is going to be a marker for the level of Cornoa Virus hype. Right now one there website they have an entire "LIVE" column on the homepage dedicated to corona news. They are trying to position it against Trump for the coming election.

Thank you based CNN for driving down the discounts and literally killing people in the name of my cheapys.

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The hold till your old /smg/ index
The /smg/ rich or broke index
The /smg/ hitler index
IDK. What would you guys want to make? I remember reddit made the white girl index a long time ago featuring starbucks, ambercrombie, apple etc. it was pretty good

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>> No.17512311

>29% reported

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>> No.17512330

i am going to cash out and buy an iphone

>> No.17512334

>chases and buys calls when it's basically already up $20
you're a fucking retard

>> No.17512344

>29% reported
>Goyden at 51%

>> No.17512351

>quietly goes bankrupt

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>> No.17512363

Should I buy 200 shares of SAVA or 500 shares of GALT?

>> No.17512366
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A lot of people seem to be betting that the stock market will dip hard come Monday. Is this usually a bullish or bearish sign? I want to say bullish just so I can see bears getting fucked.

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>> No.17512377

>imagine not filtering
first rule to do on any general

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>> No.17512389

Usually no one posts in SMG
But its going to be red because of all the negative corona virus news, thats it, its that simple.

>> No.17512390

Well it's CNN and the DNC. One and the same. They choose, not the people, as is the DNC motto. Just look at the "Election" feed. Biden, Biden, Biden, Biden. Gee wiz I wonder who they are running? Could it be the man they hyped up at the end of the Obama admin? Seems like Hillary is too busy pooping her pants and scrubbing Bill's cum on of the buildings on Epstein's Island.

If I could bet I'd put 5k on Biden.

>> No.17512391

why are people suddenly paying attention to this weekend wallstreet thing as if it meant anything?????

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>> No.17512423

Ok, instead of posting memes, why not post your research on Datadog and why they are cool dudes?

>> No.17512428
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short cars they kill people every 3 minutes!

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Some of you aren’t so bad...

Buy the dip...
My boomer parents said, “I’m loading up my 401k because the markets will go back up.”

>I made 400% return on TSLA puts this week
>I’m up 1000% trading for the year

I will be buying calls mid-day monday.

>> No.17512433

because their logo is a cute dog

>> No.17512438
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What are some stocks that will profit massively when the african nigger growth rate finally crashes due to coronachan?

>> No.17512440

baked in

pants on dog retarded

>> No.17512446

Apparently the virus outbreak in China has kinda stabilized. Good sign ain't it?

>> No.17512450

Bros, I got 1.5k to spend. What should I dump it in? Maybe airlines since they'll bounce back eventually?

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Probably destroyed from being made on cellulose nitrate film

>> No.17512461

>lot of people seem to be betting that the stock market will dip hard come Monday
Which lot would this be?

>> No.17512465
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I prefer dragons, thats why I bought Butterfield Bank

>> No.17512466

is there anything more smoothbrained than those kill comparisons?
I mean how fucking retarded do you have to be not to see the issue with a Virus that has spread from China to literally every corner of the World in One Month, and had yet unknown characteristics?
I mean it is too late for containment now, but the fact that China is still on lockdown should give them a hint that it's somewhat more dangerous than the Flu.

>> No.17512467

TRIP puts

>> No.17512469

Stabilized because 300 million people haven't gone to work in a month. Is that part priced in yet?

>> No.17512471

Scott's Miracle Grow in a good stock. Be sure to purchase cheapies.

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First death in the US = another red day on Monday, right? is it that simple?

>> No.17512478

Says who

>> No.17512483

because Tim Apple said their factories are back to 80% production

>> No.17512486

IF you assume the chinese aren't falsifying data its very good news from a humanitarian perspective, but economically not really look at that awful PMI number

>> No.17512487

Unless the news gets a lot worse than what we've seen so far, I'm guessing a green Monday. I don't think one guy dying is enough. After all this red, we're due a green day.

Sold my 3/6 puts on Friday for a nifty profit. Still holding 4/17 puts. Plan on buying more Monday or Tuesday if it's green. Was not ballsy enough to buy calls on Friday, though.

>> No.17512489

the numbers are doctored, unlike thousands of chinks locked into their apartments.

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>he thinks stocks only go up if the company is profitable and ethical

I have news for you kid.

>> No.17512495

It is not.

>> No.17512502
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the smart money

>> No.17512504

>why are people suddenly paying attention to
Which people?

>> No.17512505

Clearly, thats why I bought SPCE and TSLA, very profitable.
But seriously, why do you like datadog? What edge over the market do they have?

>> No.17512507

sure bud, but the dead cat bounce along with your boomer parents. think about it: if your parents are buying the dip so are a bunch of other retards. the institutions will DUMP ON YOUR ASS and your 1000% will turn to 0.

>> No.17512510

I'm just saying, if Pooh Bear sends his worker bees to the factories before the thing has truly dissipated we're going to get a second wave of the chinky aids.

>> No.17512517

Uh-oh, Biden is finally talking like he should be doing. I wonder if this win can make him rally again, that would make Sanders seeth hard

>Joe Biden after projected South Carolina primary win: "If Democrats want a candidate who is a Democrat....an Obama/Biden Democrat...join us."

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>> No.17512533

Which money is smart?

>> No.17512538
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It's litorally a lost movie kekkies
Still debating what to show and whether it should be a double feature since so many of her movies are like 50 mins. I'll find something rest assure!

>> No.17512543

In my retarded opinion, we are due another 1500 points off Nasdaq and everything else just to put us even with Sep-Dec 2018. I would wait till then to start buying in.

>> No.17512552

Gotta take the risk. Can't shut down manufacturing indefinitely because maybe.

>> No.17512553

I'd throw ABBV and CHD in others should add or remove to that

>> No.17512555

Update us when you find it anon

>> No.17512571

>just to put us even with Sep-Dec 2018
Why there and not elsewhere?

>> No.17512572

Damn. Is Bernie going to fucking fall asleep here? Is he dying?

>> No.17512575

Why those?

>> No.17512576

Yes, I’m half joking. I got my 10k in cash right now. BUT all the autists on here are betting on PUTs, along with Reddit, therefore I think they’re gonna get fucked lol.

So I’m probably gonna wait until this stablezises a little bit more in the following weeks, then bet on AMD because they make the chips for pretty much everything now

>> No.17512577

CIA using their heart attack gun, they had enough.

>> No.17512584

there's apparently infinite perpetual re-infection anyway, so might as well keep them working

>> No.17512589


I don't like it, but other people do. Same thing I saw in Carvana a few years ago when I bought it for $30/share. They still haven't turned a profit but all they had to do was keep opening up more meme car vending machines.

>> No.17512593

He's nudging up real cozy to the average american male life expectancy so...

>> No.17512600

The reaction of the Federal Government and CDC is really odd when you compare it to the State Governments.

It looks to me like the Feds are worried about the Markets panicking and that is the reason for their next to non existent outbreak containment measures.
They keep saying everything is under control and there is nothing to worry about, but the facts on the ground just keep getting worse.

>> No.17512607

He needs to go back to Vermont and tell people to get off his government's lawn.

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State government is more easily ousted and has to pander to the retarded fears of the masses and appear to be 100% in control so they can ensure their reelection and continue to leech money from the taxpayer.

>> No.17512622

Watch him catch Corona from his homeless and dirty LA voters

>> No.17512630

Actually never seen it mentioned here come to think of it. ABBV Comfy dividend and growth, giant risk.
CHD for the memes.


Modify this list frens. lets make an index

>> No.17512635

CVNA just got double whammied with earnings and market wide correction. Pretty good time to buy

>> No.17512660

I'm saying this drop is gotta be at least as bad as that one, which was about a 24% total decline. Think we're sitting at 15% or so off the top right now.

We have a lot of the same problems as then like absurd P/E ratios. Add to that a pandemic fucking with supply chains and demand and we have a correction on our hands at the very least.

Again, just my retarded opinion. I just think it's got more to drop before you start layering back in.

>> No.17512670

LMT for double sure if you bet market recovers, Corona chan gets sleepy, and the Greece/Turkey/Syria deal heats up.

>> No.17512680

>gotta be at least as bad as that one

>> No.17512685

Actually this is good pairing with TSLA. Dealerships are phasing out and online car sales websites will be absolutely key, just look at the online house buying market, Zillow is killing it.

>> No.17512695

watch the entire democratic voter base catch it on super tuesday

>> No.17512701
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What is this weekend wallstreet everyone is talking about. Is this accurate? Who is trading on the weekend?

>> No.17512717

>absurd P/E ratios

Add to that global economies like Germany and China were already super leveraged and on the brink of recession anyway. China is pretty much fucked at this point even if the virus was solved tomorrow. They have a huge private debt problem and their economy was already slowing down.

>> No.17512721


I sold a couple months ago. I never thought it would work since the dealership model will never go away for political reasons. I only bought it because I knew people would fall for the vending machine meme.

Same thing with DDOG. It's a shit company but people will fall for the cute dog meme and the company just has to keep the illusion of growth potential alive for awhile even if the basement is on fire. I'll sell at $60

>> No.17512727

>killing it

>> No.17512739
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honestly cant wait till monday when SNSS implodes

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>> No.17512749

Fuck DataDog I had an interview there that went great and they sent me a salary offer and proceeded to ghost the fuck out of me.

>> No.17512750

hey are you the same ass hole that called me a boomer in the other thread. well I have news for you look up damn boomer age range chart for ones in your god damn life. Im 49 years old.

>> No.17512754

Maybe it was Redfin actually? They seem to be doing well.

>> No.17512757

or they have sensible people in charge.
I fear the reason the Feds are so complacent is because Trump is more concerned about the Stock Market than an Epidemic.

Also, when the Surgeon General asks the public not to buy masks because the Government needs them, my faith in their preparedness is greatly reduced.

>> No.17512763

>Dealerships are phasing out

No they aren't. I wish they would. I wish I could buy directly from the manufacturer, but I never will in this timeline.

>> No.17512765

Implodes? As in go down? Why? Won't it sky rocket?

>> No.17512773


That's either a false positive or this thing is gonna absolutely rip through the 20s craft beer hipster scene

>> No.17512775

this is bad

>> No.17512779

That is ludicrously unlikely.

>> No.17512781

holy fuck youre stupid
no, i dont think youre a boomer
you seem like a child

i havent posted in /smg/ since i woke up this morning

maybe you should try a site thats not anonymous. might be more your speed

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I think the SG's argument was that average people don't really need them but health care workers who are frequently up in sick people's faces need the, to not only protect from the coronavirus but also all of the other diseases that can be transferred via droplets.
>t. male psychiatric nurse

>> No.17512793

dude it's a pasta that's been posted @ anyone for several days now

>> No.17512810

cant say i hang around too much here desu
so my bad

>> No.17512814

You're writing a lots of words there but not forming an argument.

>> No.17512821

I don't care for this soiboy meme routine.

>> No.17512834

what is a non absurd P/E ratio?
all my picks are under 20 most are in the 12-15 range

>> No.17512835

Don't capitalize the feds like that in stock gambling thred. There is The Fed and the feds.

>> No.17512845

I SOLD MY $7.5 APT CALLS AT $10, I only made $1,000 when I could’ve made $15,000 Wtf bros, seriously almost feels worse than just losing my initial $130 ....from now on, never selling before 15,000% gains

>> No.17512848

no it's some super nested game theory

"I want to buy because the death happened and scared people"
"I'm selling because that death scared me"
"I'm selling because buyers came in hoping to buy the fear"

It's like, the shit loops endlessly.

>> No.17512859

Ugggh does this mean that even precious metals are going to tank as China needs to de-leverage itself? (Sell off assets?) mother FUCK even my HEDGE WON’T BE A HEDGE!!!!

>> No.17512866

P/e should only be used when comparing similar businesses in the same sector. High and low is relative to each sector and also size of company in sector, whether stock is trading on current numbers or speculative rapid growth bets.

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that's pretty clever
you're going to be a very rich boy

what about
"I'm selling because I am dead"

>> No.17512874

Yes they are, or at least they will stop existing as they are now. Giant parking lots filled with product they can barely move? Most of their money is from scamming people with bad loans and proprietary hardware that can only be fixed there. Tesla sells online only now with maybe a few small showrooms which can even fit in a mall. Eventually cars will be self driving, you could just order a test drive of a car online and the car will just drive to your home for you to try it then drive back to storage when done. The cost of a dealership, especially with increasing land prices, is simply a bad business. Websites like Carvana will boom as people snub dealerships.

>> No.17512876


ok boomer

>> No.17512881

did you get your info from (((china)))?

>> No.17512884

this is a good way to get fucked the next time. take it case by case. profit is profit.

>> No.17512887

should I buy qgen or short tsla

>> No.17512889

Chyna still buying up gold like mad last i checked.

>> No.17512890

Precious metals have been a scam for decades bro. Its advertised to fucking boomers and schizos. Sure, you can buy a few actual solid gold bars just in case, but gold stocks and coins and shit is pure scams.

>> No.17512891

slow and steady wins the race my friend, do not get careless

>> No.17512894

yeah, I guess the point is singular news stories don't matter too much.

It's more what people are predicting afterwards and into the future that changes. Such as what effects the death has on news coverage going forward.

Because it was saturday morning its unlikely to get a reactionary move.

>> No.17512897

The markets would’ve panicked ALOT LESS if they actually DID ANYTHING. Not testing the masses + asymptomatic spread = hello Corona!!!

>> No.17512903

go back faggot

>> No.17512904

Consult the colors of the wind.

>> No.17512911

but if the wider population does nothing to contain the spread among itself then it won't matter what kind of stuff the health workers wear because they won't be able to deal with it.

Also, how the hell was Containment succesful in China if that shit literally spread across the entire world? The purpose of containment is to prevent spread.

>> No.17512919

Based Biden Bounce Monday, now people don't need to be scared of communism winning and it might make people breath a sigh of relief all I really hope for is a move to 3050 so i can make a tidy profit after that all is cool you can lower the market 10% next week who cares

>> No.17512927

damned if you do, eventually even more damned if you don't situation

with panic now happening in many parts of the US I see Monday becoming a bloodbath, not to mention Europe is looking grim too.

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>> No.17512938

Wash your hands.

>> No.17512947

How much gold is "traded" virtually versus actually exists in reality? I don't trust that shit at all.

>> No.17512950

I firmly believe the new "options meta" if you will is to sell half (make sure you can afford more than 1) and let the rest ride as long as possible, so much shit I had went up because of market volatility, just use this as a learning experience

>> No.17512956

You see but not hear. Touch but not feel. Vacuum your carpet.

>> No.17512970
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>Chinese infections finally went up instead of down today

>> No.17512975

Trading against the price of is different than trading the commodity. In other words don't worry about it.

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>> No.17512993

Damn, literally my based boomer dad went all cash literally at the top couple weeks ago. He said, “There’s only one other time I’ve felt this way - during the GW Bush v Gore debates right before Tech Bubble pop.” He was right...

Literally sold the top of tech bubble, bought buncha property at the bottom of housing dip, and sold the top of this bubble.

Learning from him, he’s got an open mind to risky shit but also has pretty good idea of what’s up

Yeah this is sounds like a good dealio

>> No.17512995

>w-wash your hands *coofs*

>> No.17512998


I read a cute post on wsb about a guy who sells all but one of his options, which he calls his "wiggler". He lets the wiggler ride out the remainder of the period before expiration to see how he would have done had he held until then. I left 1 of 20 puts in my account Friday morning after selling the other 19 for a pretty good profit (~500%), so we'll see where it goes from here.

>> No.17513011

oh no no no...

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>the virus that wipes out south side chicago
holy shit thank you based corona chan

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that's assuming everything stays the same on wall street but the elephant in the room is that the rich won't trade as much if there's a huge tax that comes with it

>> No.17513043

Why shouldn't that trading influence the price of the real thing? We have gold ETFs that are backed by gold, but aren't required to hold bullion equal to their equity.

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>> No.17513055

Is there any more /fit/ career than male psychiatric nurse? I haven’t seen one.

Great pic

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>> No.17513072

fucc I'm in Dupage
I guess I'll go shopping tomorrow night

>Because the virus has not been found to be spreading widely in the U.S., the risk to the general public remains low, according to a release from IDPH. Residents are encouraged not to alter their daily routines but remember to cover coughs and sneezes, wash hands with warm soap and water and stay home when sick.

>> No.17513077

Wash them again.

>> No.17513086

It does and doesn't at the same time.

>> No.17513087

Holy shit GE is going to be fucked this year. China was buying their engines wholesale before the quarantine their Q1 is gonna be shit because of China then Q2 is gonna be America shitting the bed from it which will cause a delay in manufacturing. This shits going to 5 dollars by Q3.

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its over

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I gotta say, this is some top tier meme shit. I couldn't have come up with a better catalyst than this if I tried. This is almost poetic.
I feel that if it spreads to a certain amount of the population that masks aren't really going to do much to stop the spread. It makes more sense to keep PPE for workers so they don't get sick and then things snowball out of control. I get your point though.
Checked. I don't think there is one anon, also I enjoy seeing /bizfit/ in the wild.

>> No.17513105

fuck, all the people he interacts with when he's touring......

still pumping monday r-right guys

>> No.17513109

Beyond the doom and gloom anyone have legit vaccine plays?

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there is no god

however they haven't actually confirmed he has corona, only article i can find is:

i don't trust your source if no other news site is talking about it

>> No.17513119

It's too late, better play is to bet against companies that are pumped by vaccine/treatment plays but are most likely not going to deliver. Like how people bought puts against APT last week.

>> No.17513123

But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to our community!

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Give it a few hours for the big ones to start reporting on it.

>> No.17513132

wait i don't remember this episode and i've watched a lot of simpsons

>> No.17513143

This I can get behind

I would short motherfucking Atheist stocks if Pope dies and the Antichrist rises

>> No.17513152

there are at least six different episodes in that image anon

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anyone else remember AMRN?

>> No.17513190

Guys a boomer got interviewed who caught Corona. Shits sounds straight out of Cthulu

“I had a bit of a cough, but I chalked it up to the dry air in the cabin,” he said.

Then he fell asleep, and when he awoke stateside, “I knew I had a high fever,” he said.

“My wife touched me and she knew I was burning up. I went up to the military doctors, they took my temperature and immediately put me in a quarantine area.”

By the time he was admitted to the hospital, his fever began to die.

The rest of his symptoms, including coughing up mucus, have been mild, he said.

“The good news is my fever broke by the time I came to the hospital,” he said. “I had a little fever, a mild fever the first day. And then over a night ago, I had a little fever as well, that just came for about an hour and then disappeared.”

Doctors take his temperature every three hours, and have instructed him to do breathing exercises. He does laps around his room to keep his blood flowing and tries to stay optimistic.

One positive, he said, is room service at all hours.

“I just finished a delicious lunch of grilled cheese . . . I’m looking forward to a cheeseburger tonight and baked potato,” he said. “I believe it’s set up 24/7, so I could have a midnight snack if I wanted to.”

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>>17513066 >>17513114 >>17513125
It's not even on the front page of mcmnt.com

I say it's fake news, I've never even seen a link to mcmnt.com before so why would they be first on such big news? Doesn't make sense.

>> No.17513207

Holy shit another case confirmed
it's never going to stop

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True, but I'm currently diamond-handing some puts, so I really need this to be true.

>> No.17513224

>pope visits contagious coronavirus patients
>pope gets sick

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>> No.17513231

Is there any more /biz/ career than freightbroker who makes money from fuck prostitute?

>> No.17513233

I'm talking about the new one in santa clara

>> No.17513235


>> No.17513239

If it's not sourced from a big news org like AP or Reuters it's most likely fake news. These companies have financial incentives to deliver news as fast as possible. They've already reported he's sick, nothing confirmed yet.

>> No.17513246

>My wife touched me and she knew I was burning up.
Get this smut out of here.
You’re many threads behind

>> No.17513250

>Being made to eat grilled cheesies and do joggies. Fucking torture porn more like.

>> No.17513271

>“I just finished a delicious lunch of grilled cheese . . . I’m looking forward to a cheeseburger tonight and baked potato,” he said. “I believe it’s set up 24/7, so I could have a midnight snack if I wanted to.”
lol based

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very comfy
I want to catch the sickness and get the bake potato

>> No.17513307

Yeah, I remember telling him to sell everything if we failed to gain above 22 after the pre-market dump from 26. I have never seen him here again after that, hopefully he's not just sitting on it like a retard

>> No.17513311
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They know something we don't?


>> No.17513317

lmao yes please

>> No.17513320
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news has been too conveniently bearish... we pumping hard on monday

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High altitude = less moisture in air = droplets travel a greater distance = more people get infected = it's literally happening that's why i liquidated everything anon and I MEAN EVERYTHING

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Tonite's feature will be Why Be Good? (1926)!
mmmmm grill cheese n bake potate

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>> No.17513349

Events are being cancelled all over the place, even France banned public gatherings above 5k people across the country

>> No.17513355
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the T-babies poster was just posting about the T-babies again all last week
Bullish indicator, he's gone back tot he fundamentals

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Fucking cruise lines lmao

>> No.17513374

yeah it's fake

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IMAGINE wanting to go on a cruise

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Fuck man, my cousin works in a cruise ship based in the mediterranean, he went home a couple weeks ago lol.

>> No.17513439

Fuck yeah.

>> No.17513457

What stock do you think will moon Monday? found some good pharma stock on friday

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How do I long cock and ball torture?

>> No.17513470


>> No.17513471

All of them.

>> No.17513485

Futs will open limit down

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+1% open.

>> No.17513511

Sounds too optimistic... any basis for your response or is it just autistic speculation?

>> No.17513514
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Some of you are alright, make sure you buy some TMDX tomorrow...

And the next day, then the next, etc, as it is a solid long term hold.

>> No.17513517

Did you see EOD pump on Friday? Fed cut rates. Tax cuts. We massive green on Monday.

>> No.17513525

>Things that have not happened.
Cool story.

>> No.17513554

seems sketchy since the virus is still prevalent and now the first death in the states will cause more panic probably just a rebound before it plummets

>> No.17513566

>cause more panic

>> No.17513579

Talk to any pharmacist in a Chinese suburb and you'll see why they made the announcement. Chinese households have three generations living within them, they eat communally and they all use a new mask everyday. The only thing we're not prepared for is how crazy Chinese people are.

>> No.17513588

For real, I would pay not to go

>> No.17513606


Hey guys. Please explain to me, somebody who has managed to double his money every few months via swing trading and the odd day trade(nothing fancy, anywhere from a few hundred to a thousand dollars gross per day) what the benefit of options are. Seems like higher risk for the same reward.

>> No.17513609

Because of the cases in the states a decent amount of them have it from an unknown origin for one and for two peoples mindsets are usually its all happening in x country not here we're not effected plus that video from China that surfaced will scare people even more since it brings the situation to them and makes it seem more real

>> No.17513620

Well the media has already stirred things up to a fever pitch anyway.

>> No.17513634

They are making the biggest bull trap for you suckers. The fed can’t do anything about a pandemic. It has a 10% mortality for people with heart disease (which is every american boomer) and it infects 5-7 people per person. The CDC finally started letting other labs test for it. It’s already here, the number of cases will skyrocket. Stocks will crash and that will be the least of your concerns.

>> No.17513636

depends on the option strategy, you can straddle strangle, long, short, credit, debit, butterfly, iron condor.
It gives you options (no pun intended) on making money in different ways.

>> No.17513640

Wow, I want Corona now

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In your dreams mumu

>> No.17513657

For those without television they for some reason use social media for news and now that has people spreading a video of people suffering in China i think people are so scared they'll continue to sell Monday as well.

>> No.17513662

wait for SAVA to hit $3

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if you know what you're doing, options can give you even more control over your risk levels and your positioning (notably, adding time components).
you can do all kinds of things with options, there are immense possibilities for different kinds of strategies.

if you're a gambler, you can use them for high-risk high-reward trades with time limits, that is how many people end up using them in the "Robinhood" demographic

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Now you've made me upset. +1.5% open.


>> No.17513686

Post Cheapy Wish list
Tesla: Please annouce some bad news or an Elon flub for extra cheapy
MSFT: Bill Gates retire or get sick, double cheapy
Trader Joe's Founderdied, please go public, best snacky store. Gimmie that entry level

>> No.17513689

Things that people will do in quarantine or a pandemic
>buy supply outlets
>streaming services
>social media
>internet providers
>cable news
>remote buying ie amazon delivery
People will not be going out and traveling and buying things
Any investments in those will destroy your portfolio

VIX index is more of a gamble as it doesn’t get you
It’s not really a store of value either as it will shrink when the market recovers, could be decent in the very short run though

Short things that will go down in value
>travel related
>movie theaters
>amusement parks (Disney)
Anything that requires large groups of people, international travel, going out of your house

>> No.17513693

Imagine holding and seeing an obviously orchestrated pump Friday afternoon. I'm sure it feels like a last call for a lot of people.

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It’s your funeral

>> No.17513709

I work at a finance video news place. We are launching a "Special Corona Report" this week. We are just getting started getting the irresponsible fear mongering click baits. I think my company will face massive backlash for this.

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Movie night movie night get in here! Tonight's feature is Why Be Good? (1926)!

>> No.17513723

Why would you want a mask your hot wet breath has been blowing in all day and pathogens have been accumulating on? Nah use a clean mask.

>> No.17513728


I'm watching The Big Short instead.

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i'm starting to think you're not being serious.
you need to be serious.

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Do not doubt my sincerity. +2.25%

>> No.17513748

>oh there’s a virus
>well I’ve got all my supplies and masks I guess I’ll just be careful and wash my hands a lot and if I get sick I’ll make sure to get lots of fluids and rest a lot.
The end of society.

>> No.17513753

>"As of 20 February, 2,114 of the 55,924 laboratory confirmed cases have died (crude fatality ratio [CFR: 3.8%) (note: at least some of whom were identified using a case definition that included pulmonary disease).

>The overall CFR varies by location and intensity of transmission (i.e. 5.8% in Wuhan vs. 0.7% in other areas in China).

Drops to 0.7% mortality rate just outside of "I AM EATING LIVE BAT PENIS FOR STRONG PENIS MAGIC" town.

So the virus is an absolute hoax, the real question is what the media coverage will cause in it's wake.

>> No.17513767

oh baby
you're on fire tonight
I love it

>> No.17513793

I hope you get the coof, you piece of shit.

>> No.17513804


>> No.17513829

B-b-but dean koontz said this bacteria wouldn’t affect animals. Only humans. M-m-my conspiracies!!!!!

>> No.17513847

I’m out of town and can’t watch pretty much. Let me know how it goes Mr. Sun

This thread is uhhhh terrible. It was pretty normal for people to talk about Jews and Hitler and the media and the Dem debates but now we’re full on /pol and it’s bad. Lots of zoomer doomers and straight up retards.

That one guy who posted his gains on the corona virus thread did some major damage that will take a while to work off.

Or I’ve been here too long. But what do you care. I know nobody cares but I'm only going to be alive for three days instead of next month or whatever I said. Pretty sure the dry footjobs made me insanely more depressed but I can't stop thinking about it. Plus everyone here will literally coom after I die since everyone on earth hates me and for no reason. It's ok I'll die a raunchy wild meme. I'm an ironic sex offender and j can't show my dick anywhere. I live in hiding and i can't make any friends for the resr of my life. I'm employed and very wealthy, It even have enough money to shoot myself. I'm getting gangstalked bt CIA etc
I'm 68 still live in my utility room with Dad etc who get attacked by my enemies. I have literally everything. Absolutely everything and these hormones are helps jg. There's zero answer to my problems

>> No.17513859

just kys right now

>> No.17513862

>So the virus is an absolute hoax
Are you retarded?

>> No.17513865

Nobody is reading any of that pasta

>> No.17513870

Have you tried keeping a positive mental attitude?

>> No.17513880

They lie about the numbers its much wose than people let on its good though the Georgia guidestones say we have to many people

>> No.17513885

Hmmm interesting. Can you tell me more? Looking for more information as we speak.

>> No.17513886
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I sold 7 SPY $335 3/2 puts last Thursday before the big tankening. If I held I would have turned $1K into $25K. Hurts bad fren, but hey I made about $150 when I sold.

>> No.17513891

Good night mumus, I’ll be seeing you again real soon

>> No.17513918

I suppose I am more interested in growing organs, now theres a market! But who knows when thats coming.

>> No.17513941
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You must be new, the real TMDX anon gets drunk every other weekend and ends up typing a 2000 word essay about the company almost like clockwork

Check warosu if you don’t habeeb it

>> No.17513948

Saw Reyn at 99cent store the other day
Might be about to fall on hard times. Remember not to be too greedy reynchads.

Reminder: When Big Pharma comes knocking the Green Bags start Flying.. Marketcaps mean shit if Big Pharma wants the company bad enough. What the CEO personally wants doesn't mean shit either. Long as the Board has the majority votes and shareholders give it the thumbs up then Big Pharma wins. Really though you'd have to be dumb as hell to turn down a Fat Green Bag (or two) stuffed full of Cash.

With all the good news it's important not to let the lure of the Fat Green Bag to get outta hand. Sure you'll get a Fat Bag but over doing it is just setting yourself up for despair and gloom if it doesn't come to pass. I look at it like this: If I get 45 - 50 per then hey its all good for me. If I get over 50 per then that's just extra gravy. I'm not talking about just the buyout price either but also the stock price itself. Low balling your expectations will save yourself a lot of mental pain later. Then if you exceed those expectations you can celebrate like mad.
Lmao I bet you fell for the Democrat Russia hoax too

>> No.17513960

>After all this red, we're due a green day.
>two blue cars and one white car just passed me, so we're due for a yellow one next
That is not the kind of pattern recognition you want to develop

>> No.17513981

>Lmao I bet you fell for the Democrat Russia hoax too
The concern isn't people dying as they die all the time. I can't help you further than that.

>> No.17513983

Yes put them all on airlines
Wow your a really dumb fuck.
>France tourism down 30-40%
>Venice dead
>1st of many American deaths
>France canceling events larger than 5000 people
>Chicago has first community transmission
>word class top epidemiologists suggest a global pandemic
>suggest draconian movement controls
>every country canceling international flights
But hey let’s buy planes
Planes have been falling for the past 3 years
It’s a really shitty investment
Focus on stuff people need in a pandemic/quaratine/economic recession
>supply outlets
>steaming services
>home security
>delivery services
>board games
Anything people will do when they are confined to their homes
Short everything related to travel, manufacturing, outdoor amusement, automotive etc

>> No.17513986

Bro it's all in how they present data.
the flu has like a .04 death rate

>> No.17513994

#FinNexus will establish a system of fund settlement, risk control, fee allocation

>> No.17513999

Sauce on the Chicago news

>> No.17514004

>France canceling events of 5000+ people
>1st death in US
>over 9 cases of local transmission across 4 states
With the wide spreading test now available except hundreds and thousands of cases in the US
Only today can New York State actually start testing people. They haven’t been able to test people for the past 2 months
Expect the trading floor to be closed

>> No.17514027

Except you’re infectious when you’re not sick. Oh and except that you’ll probably need to be in a hospital for oxygen if you’re an obese boomer. Oh and except that if every other obese boomer catches it there won’t be a spot for you.

>> No.17514035

Is Cambells soup a buy for both long and short or are they shipping noodles from chink land?

>> No.17514040
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There is another US patient in severe condition, watch her condition
There was also another case of community transmission in Santa Clara county as well today.

Expect a few in New York over the week and possibly monday as it seems to take them 1 day to report a case and just today they can start testing
I expect it to be a Italian tourist
And then they will soon find cases in every Bourgh but statin island.
Newark will follow soon after and Philadelphia after that.
I expect a death in NY in the coming weeks, and then video photo age of people collapsing throughout US cities
It’s going to be a shit show even with a 2% fatality rate (200x the flu) which is still 7 million if everyone gets it in the US

>> No.17514064

Ok boomer. You know ironically the ones least concerned are the ones most likely to actually die from this.

>> No.17514068

>New York Stock Exchange considers shutting trading floor amid coronavirus fears

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this is peak cope
>an epidemic on the other side of the world

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Yeah, I don't know about Monday

>> No.17514099

suspected case in NY

>> No.17514107

BUY SQQQ AND SPXU MONDAY! Dont buy calls, just buy the stock, reason being the market will be volitile, but if you look at the charts, you'll see they aren't even back to levels from last year. I believe it will definitely reach there, and eve higher. The issues stemming from corona virus supply chain disruption will ripple through the economy and it will hit Q2-3 earnings reports.

>> No.17514192

Bro it’s all just a hoax
It’s been four years just accept that she lost

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I know this feel

>> No.17514198


>> No.17514209

Cope harder schizo, the world simply isn’t ending. :)

>> No.17514212

What was that bullshit end of day rally on Friday?

>> No.17514217

fed commented that they may cut rates again

>> No.17514222
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S ame here, 5 years working in another city where nobody gives a shit about me. The few real friends I made left long ago for better jobs abroad, Can't follow them because low IQ retard with no graduate degree and zero networking skills.

GF moved with me couple of years ago and supported her to pursue a masters degree. She started discussions for stupid materialistic stuff, like "why did you order this I do not like X omg day is ruined" or "the car is making noises it''s breaking oh shit why did you make us go outside today? your fault" and other problems she knew I could easily make dissapear by paying money, because that is why I worked for, so we did not have poorfag worries.
Then she proceeded to obliterate 7 years of relationship by cheating with an ugly bastard she had just met at school.
Had couple of girls flirting to me before all that happened, rejected because muh morality. Now I regret it as no one talks to me anymore, Now their stare at me with that "what a creepy loser" look. Guess it's part of getting old and gaining just a few Kg ruins your market value. Feel like I wasted my best years, there is no coming back.

I come from a low income family in a 3rd world shithole, so I sacrificed everything to get a nice job in a good company and reach economic stability to start a family but now it is completely empty and pointless, pay is good but job is boring as fuck.

Wanna kill myself, only things stopping me is thinking of the process (still not that suicidal yet or else I would have done it without thinking) and the unnecesary pain I would cause to my family who should not be suffering because I ruined my life.
Looking for a way to go back and live tthe rest of my unworthy life as a shitcoin retired NEET, and enjoy my parents while they are still here.
Found this place, frens are entertaining, reading new threads is the most enjoyable thing of my day, I have learned, FOMO'ed, keked and cried, but now my only hope is that we will al make it.

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If only I bought them for a week longer...

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fed pump

>> No.17514250

one huge pension fund was buying, and well as everyone who had been waiting to do their monthly 401k contributions, as well as this:

Some are saying it was the plunge protection team, I'm not so sure. It was a lot of dollars of pension money all at once. What was the volume on that rally?

not familiar with this copypasta

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Was catching the virus part of your plan???

>> No.17514258

short squeeze before market close because of all the action during the week
big institutions weren't brave enough to keep their short positions over the weekend
in case sentiment recovers & they can't liquidate their shorts when the market is closed

>> No.17514261

>not having a 50 / 50 stock bond portfolio with great dividends and high sortino ratio while you swing trade options with a few thousand dollars
Nothing personal kid

>> No.17514266

I feel like this is true.
I'm holding SQQQ already
But the fact that this opinion is so widespread is making me doubt it...

>> No.17514272

401k contributions are automated directly from payroll into whatever fund allocation it's been set to. Also paydays can be weekly bi-weekly or monthly depending on the company. You don't have any idea what you're talking about.

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Good luck Monday, men

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Stay poor, paranoid zoomzooms.

>> No.17514293

underrated comment

>> No.17514294

fake news
Why would nowhere else be reporting this?

>> No.17514299

doing TA on inverse ETF's
how dumb could you possibly be?

>> No.17514301

Im not impressed by your chocolate quarters, anon.

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Anyone here remember the MGT shitstorm while robinhood shitting itself and no one could sell?
Good times

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Which stocks do I buy?

>> No.17514383

/smg/ only trades options

>> No.17514396

>Washington state declared a state of emergency due to corona virus.
>Oregon closed an elementary school.

Monday is going to be blood red.

>> No.17514398

What options (calls and or puts) are recommend? APT? NVDA? APPL?

>> No.17514403

Priced in

>> No.17514417

I am. What kind of chocolate is it >>17514286 ?

>> No.17514419


Puts on gold. GDX, GLD.

>> No.17514420

yeah bro pandemics are a bull market

>> No.17514424

if you have to ask this question, i suggest you not deal with options

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some of us have been a while
I miss pimple... the only tripfag on this thread who actually knew what the fuck he was talking about

>> No.17514450

I hope the Bobos win. I hope the bulls get their skulls bashed in.

>> No.17514461
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All jokes aside, I'm slowly entering long positions on certain leveraged ETFs as the prices get better and better. I've only bought a little now but if the crash keeps going and results in the S&P hitting -30 or -40% I'll buy a whole lot more. Read the following and give it some thought.
SSO (DBPG for euroanons) is a 2x leveraged ETF based on the S&P 500 and it is one of the few leveraged ETFs that existed before the Great Financial Crisis of 2008. Had you bought SSO (DBPG) at the literal top of the market before the recession in October 2007, as of this moment you would have gains of 176%. Had you bought the underlying SPY on the same day you would have gains of 98%. So had you bought the leveraged ETF, even at the worst possible time, you still would have ended up with almost double the gains today.
Remember this the next time somebody throws shade on leveraged ETFs because of volatility decay. Buy the index based leveraged ETFs and win. Simple as that. And start buying now. Coronavirus could be as bad as the GFC and if you start buying in now with a little money and buy in more later as the prices drop you will still come out much better in the long run than buying SPY or worse, doing nothing at all. I'm buying and I'll be here when this thing is over to brag about my gains. Do not be afraid. We will get through this and this is your opportunity. Join me and get rich.
>nb4 >we
>I hope the Bobos win. I hope the bulls get their skulls bashed in.
Bobo always lose in the end.

>> No.17514508

Just look at the chart. The 5 year chart. It was 10 times as high when Trump took office and nothing bad was happening then. A year ago it was double, and nothing was happening. It going to go up a lot and fast.

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what an amazing 110/10 movie

>> No.17514527

read a book lmao

>> No.17514533

the dry footjobs can be tough
you gotta stay strong out there

>> No.17514539

>Bobo always lose in the end.
That's where you are wrong, kiddo. The Bobos always win in the end, it's like entropy. Every stock will one day hit zero or be delisted.

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Movie went really well, rat actually liked it for once ^_^

>> No.17514550

2x are cool
3x are hairy imo except for swings

>> No.17514553

The pension fund is the big one.

the 401k stuff is speculative, but you could switch your allocation to stocks after a selloff—you know, buying the dip.

>> No.17514561

the current pope IS the antichrist you dumb fag

>> No.17514564

You know at least with all this... we can take solace in the fact that the USA is definitely the #1 economy for sure now.

>> No.17514567

Why don't you just explain it? You didn't even suggest a specific book. Why even bother posting if youre not going to say anything?

>> No.17514585

yurop is unironically cucking itself to death rn with its open borders, why worry shit

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Should I dump my holdings to staunch the bleeding and wait til the market bounces back? If what's happening on the west coast is any indication, I think this is gonna get a lot worse.

>> No.17514603

>Should I dump my holdings to staunch the bleeding and wait til the market bounces back?
This sounds easy. It is not.

>> No.17514634


cease this "stocks" foolishness at once and come and post in this new thread





>> No.17514637

all really depends how the federal govt handles it desu
it cost at most a couple billion to get all the places locked down if they did it RIGHT NOW

that elementary school was handled terribly
all the kids got sent home
kids are most likely to be asymptomatic
that whole town is gonna be fucked

good news is theres basically nothing in any direction nearby other than like seattle and portland and vancouver and shit. and who honestly cares about them?

>> No.17514644

Have you tried The Three Body Problem?

Chinese sci-fi, but very good. Raises great questions about how to handle foreign relations. Like between China and the US.

Oh my god what a happy occurance I’m sorry I missed it

>> No.17515019

They are faking productivity return in China

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>> No.17515059

bro you're really coping hard now kek

>> No.17515085

"lol it's just one million infected this week, it's nothing"
- you, soon

>> No.17515091

From March 1st, Internet in China becomes much slower and highly restricted. People will be arrested for uploading photos or video if related to the virus. People will be arrested if they make any comment using keywords related to the virus. All official documents relating to the outbreak have been ordered destroyed. Factories are ordered to turn on all machinery to consume power, despite having no materials to process or workers to operate them. This is to simulate productivity return through energy use and emissions. https://mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd

>> No.17515129

Enough of us are suffering from ONTX chan to make that list

>> No.17515229

anyone else hold docusign longterm?

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