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HOW THE FUCK IS THE STOCK MARKET UP

HOW IN THE FUCK

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT, THE FED DIDNT EVEN CUT

>> No.17534498

>>17534481
The fed cut rates by 50 points at the end of last week lmfao everyone saw this coming

>> No.17534513

>>17534498
Source or gtfo faggot, I didn’t see anything

>> No.17534624

>>17534498
Shit it's like the fed is stealing money from me.

>> No.17534712

>>17534498
Youre thinking of that boomer article where it's '99.9% certainty' that they cut the rates by 50 points

It's obviously bullshit

>> No.17534879

People realized that coronavirus is literally just a common cold.

>> No.17534925
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>>17534879
Yeah bro just a common cold

>> No.17534981

>>17534925
Millions of people die in China every day.

>> No.17535014

>>17534981
>Millions of people die in China every day.
china shuts all its factories and ports everyday too anon

>> No.17535039

>>17534712
This

Fucking retards everywhere, you deserve to get your money taken away from you

>> No.17535044
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>>17534981
What about Iran bro? Young guys collapse all the time right?

>> No.17535051

WTF BROS YOU TOLD ME ITS CRASHING ON MONDAY

>> No.17535072

>>17535014
They're slowly getting back to work ya dolt

>> No.17535080

>>17534712
Jim Cramer says: the market is up because everyone 'thinks' the feed will cut rates and that they probably will but it won't do shit

>> No.17535095

>>17534498
100% chance of a 0.75% cut now.

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>>17535044
Yes, people collapse all the time, and because of mass panic caused by the virus people started taking pictures and sharing them. It's a huge nothing burger. If you had paid attention to the FACTS (and not what you see here) you would have bought the dip last Friday.

>>17535014
Literally just panic and fear of the unknown.

>> No.17535318

>>17535269
That chart misses the part where half of survivors get permanent lung scarring and pulmonary fibrosis.

>> No.17535370

>>17534981
Then they'd run out of people in like 3 years

>> No.17535429

>>17534925
Are you 12?

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>>17535318
Source: 4chan
Bro, the virus has been around for a month, how the fuck can you say that it causes PERMANENT lung scarring? How stupid do you have to be to believe this shit?

>> No.17535468

>>17535318
Lmao, Belgian here, a survivor lives in my area and he never even had any symptoms outside of a cough and feeling pretty shitty for a few days.
And he’s a 60-y-o drunk too.

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>>17535370
Millions of people are also born in China every day you absolute moron.

>> No.17535509

>>17535072
>They're slowly getting back to work ya dolt
yeah ok who is going to accept shipments from china?
and no they're not lmao

>> No.17535552

>>17534498
The rates weren't cut.

>> No.17535557

Fuck you faggots, /SMG/ told me it was free money to go all in on APPL & NIKE puts because of Coronavirus.

This was the first and last time I'll ever invest, I've already lost £5000 in the space of a few hours.

>> No.17535588

>>17535509
>and no they're not lmao
Yes they are, they've been slowly getting back to work for weeks now.
https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/10/business/china-companies-return-to-work-coronavirus/index.html

>> No.17535622

>>17534925
Do you come from (((pol)))?

>> No.17535692

>>17534925
Texas sharpshooter

>> No.17535709

>>17535479
Then the entire population would be replaced in less than 10 years you absolute moron. Well unless each person makes like 10 babies and lets 8 of them die

>> No.17535769

>>17535709
that's not far off from what actually happens
I met a chinese guy a while back who was the tenth child out of twelve, but he only had three siblings because the rest of them died young

>> No.17535775

>>17534481
It only kills non white men which is good for the west. There was a scientific paper explaining how a specific gene replicates orders of magnitude faster in non white men and it's used by the virus to replicate itself. When it gets to Africa we are golden.

>> No.17535775,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>17535557
What can we possibly do against FED pumps? Did you pick a close expiry date?

>>17535588
A. Not everyone will return
B. This guarantees the spread of the virus amongst co workers
C. You don’t seriously believe the word of the Chinese govt at face value, right?

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>>17535269
Yeah bro people take naps in the subway all the time. Not like they’re getting viral myocarditis

https://twitter.com/aliostad/status/1233725698113777666?s=21

Shut the fuck up shill

>> No.17535945

>>17535811
Yeah bro, like I also like heard that like this virus is like airborne aids that's like 1000x more infectious than like regular flu!!!!

>meanwhile in reality the virus can barely infect one fifth of a fucking cruise ship that's been quarantined for three weeks, killing only a handful of extremely elderly people

>> No.17536006

>>17534481
>markets
>grounded in reality
Choose one anon.

>> No.17536426

>>17535945
tell that Iran, Italy and South Korea

>> No.17536500

>>17534481
the virus is going away in Asia. china closed one of its coronavirus temporary hospital. sure in the US and europe it will increase over the next weeks, but i believe even then we will have a drop in cases by April. by start of summer ppl will forget about coronavirus until next winter season. this is a seasonal virus. and dont forget a vaccine is right around the corner. expect markets to skyrocket when a vaccine is announced. ppl are panicking and prepping as if a hurricane is about to hit. nothing lasts forever remeber that.

>> No.17536508

>>17536426
What about them?

>> No.17536514

You had to be straight up retarded to not buy the dip

>> No.17536642

>>17536426
They don’t change what’s happening on that ship.

A cruise ship is a notorious disease incubator, and even after many weeks of lockdown this virus plateau’d at 700 infections out of nearly 4,000 passengers, and half a dozen turbogeriatrics dead.

This virus was a godsend for panic dip buyers, but people are wising up fast.

>> No.17537180

>>17534925
Funny how China is the only country where you see this type of reaction.

Why are there no similar pics in Japan, South Korea or Italy?

Either it's (((staged))) to for fear mongering merchants, or something else is going on inside China

>> No.17537201

https://twitter.com/wsbgod/status/1234484308435513347?s=21

WSBgod is full bear mode lmfao this dude is about to get liquidated for millions in the next couple months

>> No.17537235

>>17534481
Why do you think, retard?

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S E E T H I N G

>> No.17537297

>>17534513
A 50 basis point cut is priced on. The market is flush in cheap credit. Unironically it won’t be enough to save this market though. Many companies will be defaulting on their debts.

>> No.17538090

More chinks get crushed in machinery than die of corona.
It's just the flu with a slightly higher death rate in shithole countries

>> No.17538143

>>17537180
the (((coronavirus))) is a diversion, stay attentive to what they don't want you to see.

>> No.17538147

>>17534925
It's impossible to understand what the fuck any of these images mean without reading mandarin and having a cultural understanding of the context of what's being displayed. It's genuinely very hard to tell what is going on.

>> No.17538305

I just bought 2 shares of Microsoft. Did I do good?

>> No.17538716

>>17538143
this