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>> No.17553949
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JP and the fed saved the stonk market. What did I tell yall?

>> No.17553956

feds cutting rates is bearish long term holy shit

>> No.17553966

being a bear is like being in between 3 hookers with massive titties. comfy as FUCK.

>> No.17553971

>>17553949
On your knees

>> No.17553976
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Threadly reminder that sober epidemiologist estimates are 60% of Earth will be infected with Corona Chan if we fail to contain

Threadly reminder that we have failed to contain

Threadly reminder that Death Princess has a 1% mortality rate with world class care and 100% identification of infected and no exceptionally sick or old. E.g. 1.0% is the bedrock minimum mortality rate

Threadly reminder this is 33x the rate of even abnormally bad seasonal flu

Threadly reminder there will likely be no vaccine:
>Immunity against coronaviruses appears to be short-lived. Epidemiologic studies of coronavirus infection have demonstrated high reinfection rates. In human volunteer experiments, infection with a 229E-like coronavirus only induced effective immunity short-term because rechallenge with homotypic virus, the 229E serotype, resulted in infection and illness. In addition, under certain circumstances, vaccines against animal coronaviruses have led to enhanced disease
https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/coronavirus-infection

>> No.17553984

This market is so boring, i'm feeling sleepy

>> No.17553985

GALT is doing okay, neat.

>> No.17553987
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>> No.17553992
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17553992

What's this called again?

>> No.17553995

>>17553966
Disgusting and not comfy

>> No.17553996

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg

>> No.17553999
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>>17553931
imagine being up 5k bucks from yesterday on spxl and being unable to sell on robinjew
FDKKLUFAKSJFDSF
FUCK

>> No.17554001

>>17553956
Yeah, the fed usually expects a bearish outlook on the economy if they cut rates. Very good short term but dumpy for the long term

>> No.17554003

>>17553931
Markets willl go sideways until the fed meeting at 11AM ET.

>> No.17554004

he cut rates?

DOMP ETT

>> No.17554006

>>17553992
jewish tricks.

>> No.17554010
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>abrupt 50-point rate cut
>market merely crabbing

dios mio, how bad must things really be?

>> No.17554011
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17554011

My Robinhood account went negative yesterday. WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO???

>> No.17554015

how do i into python

>> No.17554023
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>>17553931
BOW BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY PIGEON!!!

>> No.17554024

Is it bad to buy gold?

>> No.17554026

>>17553956
>>17554001
I just had to add, they EXPECT a bearish outlook. But the economy could still change for the better and they would hike the rates again.

>> No.17554027

hovering around +-1% this is it for the day or?

>> No.17554028
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>>17553992
It's a snake!

>> No.17554030
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17554030

SCREAM IF YOU WANNA GO FASTER

>> No.17554034
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17554034

Wew lads, thank the god's we saved the economy!

t. Feds

>> No.17554036

Pouring a libation out for our lord and savior Mammon for blessing us with the complete destruction of the stock market and the world economy.

>> No.17554037

He sold?

PAMP EETT

>> No.17554042

>>17554011
get your stuff off RH asap.

>> No.17554044

>>17554010
Market needs time to properly react, the announcement timing should have been off-hours.

>> No.17554045

>>17554011
invest in some quality kneepads

>> No.17554046

robinhood is shitting itself again for me
>>17554024
it's never really a bad time to buy PMs unless your fiat already went to shit, right now the dollar is still pretty good

>> No.17554049

>loaded up on MAXR and ONTX yesterday
>double digit gains today

fuck yeah

>> No.17554050

>>17553992
Powell Formation

>> No.17554053
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GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU ROBINHOOD

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.17554054

how legit is this >>17553656 ?

>> No.17554055

>>17554010
the fuck is that JUST haircut all about?

>> No.17554056

>>17554010
what stocks will get me this qt?

>> No.17554057

Where is snss anon, did the conference end already?

>> No.17554059
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>>17554010
Why in the living fuck did she cut her hair? Ew

>> No.17554060

>cut rates half a fucking point
>market still barely in the green

How bad it would have been if they didn't interviene?

>> No.17554061
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>>17554037
literally me.
finally used my last day trade and decided i'm just gonna sit in my cash and watch you fuckers burn

>> No.17554063

>>17554011
just uninstall

>>17554030
that's me looking at the crabbing right now

>> No.17554064

MY PUTS DETERIORATING FOR YUMC

YUMC KEEPS GOING UP? WHO THE FUCKS KNOWS. CHINESE PEOPLE MUST BE PILING INTO FUCKING KFC AND OTHER CHAIN RESTAURANTS DURING PANDEMICS, THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE.

FUCKING CUNT BOOMERS.

>> No.17554065
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>>17554015
https://learnpythonthehardway.org/python3/ex0.html

>> No.17554071

>>17554059
I'll let you in on a little secret. Women are retarded.

>> No.17554077
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>>17553976
ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS WASH THEIR FUCKING HANDS AND NOT EAT RAW BATS

>> No.17554081

TWO FUCKING DAYS IN A ROW FUCKNG ROBINHOOD IM RUINED FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.17554085

SIDEWAYS UNTIL HE SLEEPS THEN CRASH IT WITH THE EXACT SAME KOREA FUD

>> No.17554088

>>17554057
i stop listening in because they are already done talking about their main drug. they will release the clinical trial data some time later this quarter. boring.

>> No.17554089

>>17554010
Theyre waiting for the meeting in an hour. Then the bulls or bears will rip.

>> No.17554092
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Just let it happen

>> No.17554093

>>17554077
Have you ever met a Chinese person? They spit everywhere, don't wash their hands and eat like barbarians

>> No.17554095

THERMO FISHER BOUGHT QGEN FOR $43/share
I BOUGHT QGEN 40 calls yesterday for 2.60. GIVE ME MY MINEY REEEEEEEEE

>> No.17554096

>>17554054
That's retarded. Anyone that cares about "halving" in Bitcoin are the holders hoping for a massive pump just so they can be profitable once in their lives

>> No.17554099

>>17554034
>just enough of a pump to ruin my puts
>not enough to put my etfs in the green
Thanks fed.

>> No.17554100

>rh app still broken
>all because the forgot about leap day
Embarrassing

>> No.17554101

>>17554046
So if I hold a lot of USD buying gold is good atm?

>> No.17554102

newfag here
what's the best way to short the dow

>> No.17554103

>>17553992
The Brooklyn Worm

>> No.17554106

>>17554044
It wouldn't have made a difference. I prefer Fed annoucements during market hours so i can respond immediately if jeeded rather than watch futures tackle it first and cause a gap open.

>> No.17554108

the best hope the fed has with this rate is markets crabbing. they saw how fast shit hit the fan last week and theyre trying to prolong a crab market instead of a full on dumpening. the next wave of bad news will obliterate the markets.

>> No.17554113

>>17554060
Check back tomorrow and see.

>> No.17554117

>>17554099
checked and kek'd

>> No.17554121

>>17553976
>Threadly reminder that Death Princess has a 1% mortality rate
because it's mostly old folks in those retarded boats

>> No.17554129

>>17553992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSIb4T5vu9E

>> No.17554130

>>17554010
The Feds are working overtime to contain the sell-off. We'll get a huge dip eventually.

>> No.17554134

>>17553992
The failed federal meddle

>> No.17554135

>>17554054
>thinks a digital number that tracks every payment isn’t a fucking scam
Anon please leave

>> No.17554136

>>17554102
You press the short button

>> No.17554137

Gold mooning

>> No.17554138

>>17554108
Uh retard, we can still cut another 50 bps

>> No.17554140

>>17554010
Name?

>> No.17554142

>>17553949
Jewish tricks can't stop corona-chan b*ll

>> No.17554143

>>17554101
PMs are a long hold bet against fiat.

I'd suggest buying some silver spot deals right now since it's pretty cheap right now. Having like 5-10% into PMs is pretty safe.

>> No.17554151

>>17554095
it must be horrible to be in your situation, but i hope this helps: you have a couple of days left. buying a whole company takes some time.

>> No.17554155

>fed wants to prop up trumps economy

thats how you know he's a bad president.

>> No.17554156

>>17553976
kek cope harder faggot

>> No.17554160

USD replaced when

>> No.17554161

I suggest moving out of RH asap. If they get enough lawsuits against them from the glitches (unless it's boxed out in the contract) they may have to liquidate entirely and become non operational. It's not out of the picture at this point.

>> No.17554166

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1234867032837021698

>> No.17554168

>>17554077
I wanna fuck that virus

>> No.17554170

>>17554099
Brother.... I had my shorts liquidated...

>> No.17554173

>>17554140
Jude Law

>> No.17554175

You goys got out of Robinhood while you had the chance this morning, right? I sure did

>> No.17554176
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>>17554142
>what is expanding balance sheet
>QE
>Not QE
>cutting another 50 bps
We are fine retard

>> No.17554177

Jesus I have never seen an app run by such incompetent people. Fuck Robinhood.

>> No.17554183

>>17554102
SPXU or a similar stock.

They hold shorts on S&P500 positions. They come in no leverage, 2, and 3 leverage varieties.

>> No.17554190

>>17554175
takes up to 7 business days :(

>> No.17554192

>>17554106
Obviously if you're someone who watches the market and can react instantaneously you'd prefer a market-hour announcement.

>> No.17554193

when several brokers stop working, volumes are all time high, and usa gov manipulation is only barely keeping stocks positive,
it's about to collapse

>> No.17554196

>>17554143
Silver is currently rising.

>> No.17554198
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>>17554175
Forgot pic

>> No.17554200
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>b-but the market didn't crash with Ebola/MERS/SARS!!
Ebola & MERS caused little economic distruption. Market fell 10% during SARS-1 and the economic disruption caused was far far far less severe.

>B-but muh Spanish flu!
During the tail end of The Great War, in a time period where 80% of the pop were fucking farmers, in an era without globalism? Yeah, totally comparable.

>> No.17554202

>>17553992
the sideways slant eye & simmer

>> No.17554203

>>17554166
>cuting

Also if i had money i would short that shit for tomorrow

>> No.17554206

Ok relax guys everyone is waiting for Powell to speak in 15min before activating the afterburners just hold on we’ll be at 321 by end of day

>> No.17554207

Can someone quickly educate a retard what "fed cut the rate" means?

At the very least are my high yield savings accounts going to lose even more interest?

>> No.17554210

Robinhood was an inside job.

>> No.17554214
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guys i want to buy stuff but the market is so spooky right now.
really just want to sit in cash but feel like i'm being a pussy

>> No.17554215

>>17554166
Yes I want the Fed to shoot their load all over me

>> No.17554217

>>17554138
imagine being retarded thinking theres only bull markets. yeah you need to stop posting dumbass.

>> No.17554218

>>17554166
>"more easing and cutting"

He wants a guaranteed election at the cost of the dollar aka American's futures. He can screw off.

>> No.17554219

>>17554166
He really fucking hates the average American, or he's a fucking retard that thinks lower rates = higher quality of life

>> No.17554223

I CANT EVEN TRANSFER MY CASH I HAVE LEFT OUT OF ROBINHOOD

>> No.17554230

>>17554193
>nasdaq reporting technical issues

>> No.17554231

>>17554207
Cutting the interest rate on the dollar, aka lowering its value.

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>>17554190
Lol I only meant to close your active trades while it was working, because it looks down AGAIN

>> No.17554233

>>17554200
A year after the Spanish flu 1921 there was a 50% drop in stock prices, worse that the 1929 "great depression"

>> No.17554244

>>17554217
weed man you need to fuck off with your trip you dumb whore

>> No.17554245

>>17553992
diamond bottom

>> No.17554249

>>17554166
FDJT.

>> No.17554251

>>17554143
I understand they're a bet against fiat, that's why I'm interested in buying them. Seems like rates are only going to go lower which should make the dollar less valuable if I understand properly.

I took a look at silver and it seems to be super low, but I don't know why it doesn't rise when gold is rising.

>> No.17554260

Best app for newbies similar to RH? I'm about 2 weeks in, the helpful UI speaking in dumb dumb about "calls for market up, puts for market down" helped me. Anyone tried Webull?

Plz no bully.

>> No.17554261
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>rate cut
>still red for the day
ohnonono

>> No.17554262

>>17554244
cringe faggot posting from a trip that nobody knows lmfao

>> No.17554267

What am I supposed to buy to take advantage of 5G and ATSC 3.0 coming this year?

>> No.17554269
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>fed pumps
>still only up 0.2%
>mfw

>> No.17554275

>>17554219
Trumps just really autistic about the market and sees it as a giant scoreboard is all, not really misanthropic.

>> No.17554274

>>17553992
sin(x)/x

>> No.17554276

>>17554015
dont

>> No.17554281

>>17554223
lel

>> No.17554284

>>17554207

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/k/key-rate.asp

>> No.17554288

>>17554262
>implying being known on a shitcoin board matters
lmao, peak cringe

>> No.17554289

>>17554275
So he is a fucking retard, got it

>> No.17554292
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Alright boys, I'm about to go to bed. Should I leave my SPXU position open?

Will we close up or down today? Vote now with your (You)s!

>> No.17554302

Honestly I kinda thought that it was going down 2% from Super Tuesday fears than anything today then possibly mooning tomorrow

>> No.17554304

>>17554275
>HIGHER DOW = BETTER LIVES
Inflated asset prices price out average Americans, I don't understand how he can't seem to understand this basic concept

>> No.17554306

I have puts please tell me it's going to continue to dump after this rate cut

>> No.17554308

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dewARrJfhwg
time to call it a global pandemic soon, great timing.

>> No.17554310

>>17554288
imagine being so cringe you put on a trip

>> No.17554313
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OK so now I'm up 100 percent on KL calls after an 8 percent pump, and they are itm

D-do I sell?

>> No.17554314
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>>17554292
Green close. Lots of volatility before power hour though.

>> No.17554316

>>17554292
barely up after EOD rally. dump continues tomorrow

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>bullfags silent

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I don't see how another rate cut soon after this 50-pointer won't trigger a panic

>>17554140
rachel cook

>> No.17554323

Tmdx bro’s why aren’t we going up are we ever gonna go up?

>> No.17554325

>>17554304
https://twitter.com/owillis/status/1234607697540063234

i dont think he understands anything

>> No.17554326

>>17554306
YES

>> No.17554327

>>17554260
Just join all of them that offer sign-up incentives and stick with the one you like

>> No.17554330

>>17554015
Codeacademy's python course

>> No.17554334

when manipulation and speculative retardation ends, this all fucking collapses once virus rampages

>> No.17554339

>>17554313
It would be a good time to take profit yes

>> No.17554343

>>17554306
It won't matter if you get IV crushed

>> No.17554344
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Alright I'm thinking of just logging out of my brokerage for 2 weeks because I have lost nearly 1K since this dip started and I can't do this anymore. Every time I try to get ahead something happens and fucks it up and I lose more money.

This shit is just too volatile for me, I'm done.

>> No.17554345

>>17554313
>I'm up 100 percent on KL calls
Bank it retard. Be grateful for what you've got.

At least bank some of it.

There's always more opportunities, but once you're out of money you're out.

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snib snib

>> No.17554350

MNUCHIN: CORONAVIRUS 'VERY SURVIVABLE' FOR MOST PEOPLE WHO ARE HEALTHY, NOT ELDERLY

OHNONONONONONONONOO

>> No.17554352

>>17554323
we're gonna need a rectum transplant.

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I'N GIVIN' HER ALL SHE'S GOT CAPTAIN

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>>17554350
we will finally get a boomer culling

>> No.17554362

fuck robinhood

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>>17553931
lol
I'm not saying they won't launch a rally that takes out that spike, but they better do it soon because this response is pathetic.

>> No.17554366

>>17554330
i have this dataframe that i was able to clean up and sort somewhat but now i really need to be able to sort out the finer details and im trying to group up by dates and by 2 other columns but with all the different ranges i have to put in for the different object types and whatnot and fucking christ

>> No.17554379

>>17554358
whats his name?

>> No.17554380
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Most of American imports from Europe are pharma related.

>> No.17554381

>>17554151
They are being bought out for $43.5 and I bought my $40 calls at 2.60. Why won’t they sell????

>> No.17554387

>>17554183
Thanks, I think I'll buy Short Dow 30

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>>17554121
Mortality rate doesn't spike massively until 70+. 1% rate on the DP disproves the hopium that the rate had been inflated by under detection of mild cases or by inferior care. 1% can be regarded as the lower bounds of a population as a whole with good care

>> No.17554394

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/03/trump-demands-that-fed-further-ease-after-50-basis-point-rate-cut.html

>> No.17554396

>>17554344
I feel you. It's too unpredictable to trade. Going to take what I have and buy silver and wait for the hyperinflation.

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Are we here?

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>>17554314
>>17554316
Cheers lads. That's what I was thinking - green up this arvo, dumps from then on for the rest of the week.

I'll hold overnight, cuz I can't trade on unsettled funds so I want to keep this position.

Wish me luck.

>> No.17554402

NIH OFFICIAL FAUCI SAYS WE SHOULD KNOW WITHIN SEVERAL MONTHS WHETHER OR NOT GILEAD'S ANTIVIRAL CORONAVIRUS TREATMENT WORKS, IMPLEMENTATION COULD BE IMMINENT AFTERWARD

HOPE YOU BOOMERS CAN SURVIVE FOR "SEVERAL MONTHS" OHNONONONONONONO

>> No.17554404

>>17554024
Was at an all-time high recently, what do you think?

>> No.17554405

>>17554379
no idea

>> No.17554411

What broker can europoors use for American options? DEGIRO is very limited

>> No.17554415

Is biz shorting stocks

>> No.17554421

ROBBINGJEW AUTO LOGGED ME OUT WTF IS HAPPENING????

>> No.17554423

>>17554415
I am

>> No.17554427

>>17554320
>giant-ass tongue stud
ew

>> No.17554430

>>17554415
it's so fucking volatile

>> No.17554443

>>17554415
yes

getting wrecked so far

>> No.17554444

What a shit show.

>> No.17554445
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Any idea how the big bois operate in an environment like this?
Do they just have a martini and let the computers try to make sense of it?

>> No.17554448

I warned you about Robbing Hood dawg I told you

>> No.17554450

>>17554421
>Exit scammed

>> No.17554453

>>17554415
I'm doing jack shit because of niggerhood

>> No.17554455

>>17554345
>>17554339
Alright, I'll sell half and let the rest ride. Cheers friends. I'm new to options. No idea what target people aim for

>> No.17554457

>>17554421
THEY'RE EMPTYING THE ACCOUNTS

>> No.17554460
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>>17554421
You just got, Robinhooded.

>> No.17554462

>>17554427
Just imagine how it feels massaging your dick.

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orangeman sad

>> No.17554467

Fucking chink stocks are a goddamn scam. Fuck everything.

YUM China is up, get the fuck out of here with this shit.

>> No.17554472

Dat AMD doe

>> No.17554474

SHORT POWELL'S ANNOUNCEMENT.

>> No.17554475
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Why are you burgers using that shit, get a real broker

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>>17554421
>mfw Robinhood was just a long con
THE PERFECT CRIME

>> No.17554479

I only have $400 bucks left in robinhood as play money but holy fucking shit even I'm getting really ticked off now.

>> No.17554480

>>17554415
i hope everyone shorted ccl during that pump

>> No.17554483

>>17554304
Most Americans don't either.
Their 401 immediately and blindly draws them into the cheerleading section.

>> No.17554484

>>17553996
Relevent

>> No.17554489

>>17554421
lel

>> No.17554491

>>17554462
Not as good as being an AMD bagholder rn

>> No.17554492

>>17554445
They buy/sell at levels. For some that's manual, for most they switch on the algos at the level.
One thing they do is buy into declines and vice versa. They have to or they can't get filled.
Also they trade at the VWAP and it's standard deviations. A lot of bonuses are based on vwap performance.

>> No.17554494

Reminder that the longer it keeps pumping for no reason whatsoever, the harder the drop will be

>> No.17554495

>>17554344
Lost $1k? Poor baby.

I had a $2MM investment portfolio. I won't even tell you what I lost last week, but its staggering.

That said, my house is paid off, my kids are all at college (both on scholarships so my 529 is untouched) and I am still gainfully employed at a job I love and am good at.

All things considered, I am corona comfy right now.

>> No.17554497

sell just to fuck trump.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17554499

I'd rather play roulette than fuck with this market right now

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oh jeez thats a lot of red

>> No.17554506

Imagine being American and not being able to trade CFDs lmao.

>> No.17554508

>>17554495
Yeah but my net worth is only $30K and I work in a grocery store and $1K is almost 2 months rent.

>> No.17554510
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Don’t tank it Jerry, this is a very delicate matter! The world is watching Jerry!!

>> No.17554513

Anyone seen a lawsuit against Robinhood yet? I’m sure it won’t be long now.

>> No.17554514

>>17554304
Money isn't real so it doesn't really matter. Real growth from investment is more important.

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at least I can still tap the robinhood card

>> No.17554517

>>17554387
No problem. DOG's not leveraged that I can see so you'll have to go in big dick if you want to make real money though.

Leverage in this case multiplies the results - so 3x leverage means (in theory) the SPXY will go up or down by 3 times as much as the Dow.

It's called leverage because it works like a lever. A small change at one end causes a big change at the other. It just depends how much risk you want to take.

>> No.17554520

Can Powell just cut the rate and not say anything? Everytime this fucker opens his mouth we drop like 500 points.

>> No.17554519

>>17554495
Fuck you boomer cunt go post on Facebook

>> No.17554521

>>17554495
>529
If you had 2 2 year olds today, would you start a 529?

>> No.17554529
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.17554537

>>17554366
Should be able to groupby a set of columns then iterate over the sub frames in each group. What's the code look like?

>> No.17554540

>>17554421
They have liquidity issues, at this point it’s obvious that the smg/wsb crowd fucked them out of money. Either that or one of the partners they match contract purchases too stands to lose too much.

There’s zero chance it’s organic or load related, not for a fintech in the bay multiple days in a row. A rack in San Jose is pennies.

>> No.17554546

>>17554495
Fuck it I'm biting the bait
>plebbit spacing
>pointless larp
What is your reason for even existing

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>>17554498
IMAGINE IF THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT GETS INFECTED. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17554552

BIG DADDY JEROME BABY TY FOR DUMPENING THIS MARKETERINO

>> No.17554554

>>17554466
Just stop man, stop. I would be selling on that because it sounds hysterical.

>> No.17554555

>>17554513
https://www.jpedersonlaw.com/blog/tag/robinhood-lawsuit/

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Alright /biz/, name THIS pattern.
For me, it's "The mustache"

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>>17554498
praying for his soul

>> No.17554561

>>17554520
SON OF A BITCH HE HAD ONE JOB

>> No.17554562

>>17554508
At least you are investing young. I was a fucking idiot when I was your age, and only started investing seriously in my 30's.

Have hope Fren.

Remember, when the boomers all die off, you will become wealthier by simple arithmetic.

For example, the survivors of the bubonic plagues in Europe all became more wealthy as a result (relative). We are increasingly entering a world where capital will be a increasingly scarce commodity so any holdings will become much, much, much more valuable.

We are at multi-DECADE lows of USD right now. Stay on track desu.

>> No.17554563

>>17554015
Python is fucking easy

>> No.17554564
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Carl is a such a bro

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>>17554495
>Look at the money I made from being born in the most prosperous time in american history

Fuck you boomer cunt

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its just gonna keep dropping isn't it

>> No.17554570

>>17554547
Don't need to imagine. Just look at Iran.

>> No.17554573

>>17554557
Literally a BART pattern forming

>> No.17554574

>>17554554
if powell gave 2 shits about what orangelad thinks, the fed wouldn't have anything to cut.

>> No.17554575

>>17554561
YOU DONT NEED TO BE INTELLIGENT TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES THAT WHATEVER "GOOD NEWS SPEWING BULLSHIT HE DOES" IS A LIE.

>> No.17554578

>>17554554
Every word out of Trump's mouth is a sell signal. The dude has absolutely no sound economic policy despite claiming to "know the stock market". It's literally just "green good red bad".

>> No.17554582

>>17554566
98% of this board is larping anon.

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>>17554350
>boomercaust begins
Comfy.

>> No.17554588

>>17554557
that's clearly a slibbery snek

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DUMPDUMPDUMP

>> No.17554601

FUCK ROBINHOOD

PEICE OF FUCKING SHIT

>> No.17554603

>>17554466
>reeee save me now fuck consequences
He knows that if the stock market goes so does his economy talking points, barely hiding it anymore.

>> No.17554613

>>17554546
Never posted on reddit in my life. My purpose was to tell him that losing $1k in stocks last week is not a reason to be angry when so many people lost a shit ton more. Its not pointless at all. Read my follow up faggot.

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IT ALWAYS GOES UP BRO

>> No.17554618

>>17554562
Thanks bro, I'm going to keep at it even though I've had a rough time so far. I just really wish the fed would let the market bottom out instead of trying to prolong the inevitable. It makes the market way too volatile to trade in confidently with this ridiculous repo/QE/rate cut bullshit every single day.

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>>17554557
i call it a splash ripple

>> No.17554624

>>17554558
I sure he's already firing up the generators to super charge his immune system and purge the virus as well as any residual gay that may be lingering.

>> No.17554625

>>17553931
LOL? FED announced an emergency cut and stonks are dropping.

Game over, i guess.

>> No.17554626

Britbongs, sell sell sell before market close. I have a sell position and I want to cash out at a decent price.

>> No.17554633

>they cut rates again

i'm a trump homer but this is fucking stupid. might as well take my emergency savings and put it in the market. I'm gong to barely get 1.2% on my fucking money in my savings

>> No.17554637

50BIPS PRICED IN, DUMPENING TO CONTINUE. DADDY JEROME KEEPS TALKING LMFAO.

>> No.17554643

>>17554555
Damn I should’ve looked into this shit before I used it. How the fuck are they still even live after all this?

>> No.17554648

>>17554626
dont have anything to sell sorry x

>> No.17554656

>>17554540
Give me good news. I just want my money back. I’m opening a Fidelity account right now.

>> No.17554660

>>17554557
The horizontal pile of dog shit.

>> No.17554662

>>17554633
Gold Nigga

>> No.17554665

>>17554625
Buy Gold and Silver

Commodities boom has just started

>> No.17554668

>>17554568
I bloody hope so.

>> No.17554676

>>17554633
I’m already in the process.
Clear signs of a future bearish world

>> No.17554682

DOWN 300, DEAD MARKET DROP.

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Congrats on this, seriously.

>> No.17554686

It keeps going down

>> No.17554687

AHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK

>> No.17554688
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>we got almost five more hours of this shit

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT KEEPS DUMPING THIS CANT BE. 0.5% RATE CUT SHOULD BROUGHT US BACK TO 30,000 WHAT THE FUCK BULLBROS WERE WE WRONG? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE COULDNT BE

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WHAT THE FUCK!!!
>WHAT THE FUCK!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
>WHAT THE FUCK!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
>WHAT THE FUCK!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
>WHAT THE FUCK!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
>WHAT THE FUCK!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
>WHAT THE FUCK!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
>WHAT THE FUCK!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
>WHAT THE FUCK!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
>WHAT THE FUCK!!!

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>>17554633
>im a trump homer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17554698

its sliding more now

fuck powell

>> No.17554705

Georgia has a case of the virus. time to dump it.

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THIS ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING
PLEASE
MY FUCKING LIFE
PLEASE

>> No.17554709

>>17554698
this is trumps fault.

>> No.17554710

ROBINHOOD JUST SIGNED EVERYONE OUT OF THEIR ACCOUNTS

MIKE PENCE HAS IT

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

>> No.17554711
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>its crabbing after rate cut
JP CUT ANOTHER 50BPS PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE

>> No.17554712
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YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>> No.17554713

> They cut Powell off because it's dropping with every word he says

>> No.17554717
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17554725

Aaaand the rate cut's green dildo is gone.

>> No.17554727

SPY back to pre-pump levels.

>> No.17554728

Europe pulling out now

>> No.17554734

The market will correct itself Trump knows that so don't cause a scare.
The feds are already helping so things should go back to normal by the end of the day.

>> No.17554735

>about to go to bed
>it crashes
FUCK YOU AMERICA

I NEED TO GO TO WORK IN 5 HOURS.

>> No.17554737

DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP
DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP

>> No.17554742

>>17554692
Ah, yes, the Bart Simpson pattern.

>> No.17554744

>>17554709
"Powell says there was no political consideration in decision to cut interest rates "

lmao

>> No.17554747

JUST LET IT DIE ALREADY

>> No.17554755

>>17554566
I was born in 75 asshole. Worked my entire life. My parents had a 14% interest mortgage in the eighties and laid off multiple times. The eighties were tough as fuck for a lot of people. I only started investing in the stock market in my thirties, but made a lot of money in real estate by buying (lucking) land in Boulder, CO in the 2000's that became very valuable over a few years and I sold.

The AVERAGE programmer salary for big five tech is $300k-$400k now and they can't fill the jobs fast enough. These did not exist when I was young.

I know you can't see through the forest and the trees with your ADHD medication and energy drinks, but there has never been a better time to be coming into the job market now.

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>>17554692
Hello police?
I just witnessed a crash.
yes.
WE ALL GONNA DIE?
EVERYTHING IS FUCKED?

>> No.17554757

>>17554601
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I want to walk out onto a field and just yell.

>> No.17554758

>>17554643
Hint: they aren’t. Nobody at RH HQ is scrambling because this is working as intended. They didn’t have the liquid capital to compensate options holders.

Transfer your money out and never trust anyone without a direct line to a broker again.

>> No.17554762

>>17554603
Consequence comes from an action, the only thing hes done is the trade war, which has unironically helped Chinese dependant companies prepare for this.

Only the mentally deficient think the presidency has control over the market.

>> No.17554764

>>17554710
Ok so I wasn’t the only one then. It shows 0.00 atm kek

>> No.17554765
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>cash getting more valuable by the second
get in now bulls before it's too late

>> No.17554770

Up 10% on KL
I loooove goooooold

>> No.17554771

>>17554466
>fed bail me out plz
He’s done. Fuck this wannabe kike

>> No.17554775

alright bois, first wave of serious testing is supposed to happen in the US this week. up to a million tests. what's your guesses for detected cases?

i'm going to say ~4k.

>> No.17554772

>>17554727
Funny RH processed exactly one of my orders this morning and it was my SPY put sell order.

>> No.17554778

HEAD AND SHOULDERS WITH MASSIVE SWINGING DOWNWARDS HAMMERS

OH MY FUCKING GOD

>> No.17554780

BUY U.S dollars.

>> No.17554779

>>17554734
Holy fuck do you even pay attention to international news or just say shit out your ass

>> No.17554782

>>17554710
>>17554764

why havent you people moved on yet to a boomer broker

>> No.17554787

> AAPL closes under 285
> BA closes under 280
Cap it

>> No.17554788

WHERE YOU AT BULLS?!?!?
FUCKERS WOULDN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP YESTERDAY, WHERE YOU AT?!?!

>> No.17554789

I want to get off of mr bones wild ride

>> No.17554790

>>17554692
lawl

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its gonna get better right guys?

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>>17554765
A RATE CUT WEAKENS THE DOLLAR YOU RETARDED BEAR. ITS SUPPOSE TO MAKE ASSESS RISE

>> No.17554797

the easiest "time the market" to buy SPXS. hope you retards are in.

>> No.17554798

>>17554775
min 10k.

worst case already up to 30k

>> No.17554800

FUCK BOOMERS
FUCK BOOMER 401(K)S
FUCK THE STOCK MARKET
FUCK THE BOOMER ENABLING FED

THE TIME OF THE BEAR IS UPON US
MILLENIALS DO NOT FEAR THE BEAR
FOR THE BEAR IS ALL THEY HAVE EVER KNOWN
OUR TIME HAS COME
YOUR BOOMER MCMANSION WILL BE OURS SOON

>> No.17554804

>>17554755
Day of the pillow soon, boomer. Your kind will pay for the future you left for us.

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>Oh, the ironing!

>> No.17554806
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Holy shit it's over

>> No.17554808

>>17554775
IF there really are a million tests performed the number is going to be WAY higher than 4k.

>> No.17554811

>>17554779
Trump already closed travel from infected countries so American is fine retard.

>> No.17554814

>>17554788
Hiding like the pussies they are

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>>17554796
>MAKE ASSESS RISE

>> No.17554828

>>17554805
lul just got that as well

>> No.17554829

>>17554796
YEAH TOO BAD NOBODY IS TAKING OUT MORE DEBT AND ASSET PRICES ARE GOING TO REVALUATED AT LOWER PRICES SOONER THAN LATER YOU RETARDED FAGGOT GO NECC YOURSELF

>> No.17554830

I have 10 grand should I just buy iSharessilvertrust?

>> No.17554831
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THIS IS UNIRONICALLY IT!!!
HERE COMES THE DAGGER TO 2500!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVefPPr69NU

>> No.17554834

>>17554762
>presidency has no control over the market
Then the retard should never have acted like he did, and the consequences I'm talking about are burn all easing to prop it up during a crisis, if he hadn't banked everything about his presidency on muh stocks then he wouldn't be panicking. It's a worldwide pandemic effecting all markets, but it's an election year and he went all in on this as his platform.

>> No.17554842

>>17554796
Good thing I'm a filthy euro

>> No.17554843

>>17554755
Ok boomer

>> No.17554845
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If they launch from here they will run some big stops first.
No wycoff is not a meme or a magic raygun, just a useful model.

>> No.17554847

>>17554830
that depends on if you're trying to preserve wealth, or grow it

>> No.17554850

>>17554782
I have. TDA but I have transferred over. I want to pull what I have in stocks and just pull everything out of the hood. Also my puts are idk I’d like to sell em asap

>> No.17554852
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.17554860

>>17554755
lol delusional boomer

>> No.17554863
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17554863

Is Victor right?

>> No.17554864

>>17554804
Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. It always has. It always will. Remember that before you act zoomer.

>> No.17554865

>>17554057
It did, yeah. It went really well, but it wasn't the release of the data. So this conference will likely only have a mild effect leading into earnings.

>> No.17554867

>>17554495
>>17554755
BASED AF

>> No.17554869

>>17554800
Checked and BASED.
Millenial Gold Chads, RISE UP!

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>>17554053
>>17554046
>>17554081
Kek, I wasn't being ironic when I asked you guys what you would do if it's down for a week.

>> No.17554872
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Cut more faggot, do it

>> No.17554873
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Looks like the dead bat bounce is over boys

>> No.17554876

Good job powell, you did absolutely nothing while hurting the future.

This stupid ass response to a pandemic is fucking despicable.

>> No.17554877
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17554877

watch it shoot up 5% instantly again. fucking criminals.

>> No.17554881

>>17553949
Well this didnt age well

>> No.17554883

DEADCAT BOUNCE
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>> No.17554886

>>17554873
>dead bat
Kek very subtle anon

>> No.17554888

>>17554863
pretty much yeah but it's different this time so no worries :)

>> No.17554890

>>17554864
Cough cough, boomer.

>> No.17554892

>>17554863
Check it yourself. There aren't that many and to spoiler it for you. He is right.

>> No.17554894

I'm a Trump Homer. This looks like a buying opportunity. Expect weakness in the dollar. Move money into Commodities.

>> No.17554898

>>17554847
I'm 25 I liquidated all my stock last week. What should I do?

I already have crypto, guns and food.

>> No.17554903

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SP500 304 AND FALLING 0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O00O

>> No.17554904

>>17554877
why

>> No.17554911

>>17554811
Sure I mean if you say so right? The point of infection to showing signs is well over 2 weeks you mongo, and waves of cases are taking over the us. Also believing international flights are actually being stopped.... we aren’t China and we haven’t started even containing areas of infectious sights

>> No.17554913

>>17554898
Short the market at maximum leverage.

The dump starts now.

>> No.17554915

CAN'T SELL HOLY SHIT I'M NOT EVEN USING ROBINHOOD

>> No.17554917
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Not gonna lie, former Mumu supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Mumu crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>> No.17554922

>>17554898
you should consider investing for the long term via vanguard index funds. it's boring but you'll be better off than the retards here.

>> No.17554926

>>17554898
short,short,short.

>> No.17554927
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>>17554755
You had every opportunity to make it.
>We had it ruff
What happened? Why are you on this website talking to gay anime posters instead of reddit?

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>> No.17554935

>>17554805
>>17554828
Did Trading212 just do a robinhood on us??

>> No.17554936

So I may have inadvertently figured something out: by holding inverse ETFs like SQQQ, SPXU and so on proportionate to stuff like QYLD and SPHD, that can negate loss so I can focus more on scooping up cheapies and taking some other small risks to make gains?

>> No.17554938

>>17554898
Don’t use RH and short the market as long as you can with expendable funds

>> No.17554950

There are no brakes on this ride down

>> No.17554952

>>17554936
yes, it's a great strategy because you never lose. also you never win!

>> No.17554953

WE MOVIN FAST NOW.

>> No.17554957
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17554957

Guys, I've decided to leave money behind, I no longer care for markets and the stress they cause me, from now on I will live a life of simplicity.

>> No.17554956

SINKRATE
WOOP WOOP
PULL UP

>> No.17554960

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A BEAR MARKET WITH A SOCIETY THAT MANIPULATES IT AND GETS HIT WITH A PANDEMIC

>> No.17554961

DEADCAT BOUNCE
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>> No.17554962

>50 bps emergency cut
>crash anyway
WE 2008 NOW

>> No.17554964
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>>17554864
>old man acting like he isnt on deaths door with the boomer plague swiftly approaching

>> No.17554966

I really fucking hope you are getting in right now bobobros. The dumping is starting.

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- 6 0 0
- 6 0 0
- 6 0 0
- 6 0 0
- 6 0 0
- 6 0 0

>> No.17554973
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17554973

There we go. It's all going down now.

>> No.17554975

OOOOOOHHH FUCK HNNGNGNGNGNGGNG OOOO IM OOOOOOOOHGHDHFHFBF IM GONNA HREEEE HREEEE IM GONNA GONNA GONNA
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>> No.17554980

>>17554806
aaaaa
They just processed a deposit yesterday morning and puts this morning.
Why must I be such a wimpy gentile.

>> No.17554981
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>I-ITS JUST THE FLU BRO

>> No.17554983
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So wtf happened? Why is it tanking? Did Powell juke the bulls? I missed something important. HLP PLS RESOND

>> No.17554984

IMAGINe BEING LONG INTO WED THUR FRI

>> No.17554985

>>17554982
>>17554982
>>17554982

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>17554982
>>17554982
>>17554982

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>>17554960
broken brokers?

>> No.17554986
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>>17554975
THIS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY BASED

>> No.17554988

SPXU UP 6%

ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS. IT TOLLS FOR BULLS

>> No.17554989

>>17554865
Will we see 1.20 anytime soon?

>> No.17554992
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17554992

>mfw the feds crash the market with no survivors

>> No.17554993

>>17554983
trump.

>> No.17554995

>>17554957
It's okay. Money is overrated anyways.

>> No.17555008

>>17554938
I have a vanguard account not sure who to short. Recommendation for company and horizon?

>> No.17555026

this is amazing to watch

>> No.17555028

>>17554960
Pretty based /10

>> No.17555030

>>17554983
I would dump on her, if you catch my drift.

>> No.17555031
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17555031

KEK this pundit on CNBC

>SARS CAME AND PASSED, EBOLA CAME AND PASSED
Carl: "But we didn't get emergency rate cuts during SARS or ebola, we did in 2008"
>THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT

>> No.17555033

Great day for me; ONTX is flying higher; they just got another patent locked in. Dentist visit went good; no cavities or other shit. Got my haircut and didn't have to wait long. Now I'm getting ready to eat lunch.

>> No.17555038
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>DOWN 500 PTS FROM OPEN EVEN AFTER RATE CUT

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>>17554973
>>17554981

Nah bro we are just getting warmed up. Here is a market secret, today will end green.

>> No.17555052

>>17554693
>when a "brainlet" has a shitload more money than you

lol judge not lest ye be judged

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>>17554460
I'm poorfag and only have 70$ in them but if they run with my money I'm gonna be very upset. This wasn't in the brochure!!!

>> No.17555079
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17555079

GO BABY GO
CMON BEARS, GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY

>> No.17555227

>>17554870
Thankfully I pulled most of my stuff out of robinhood last week.

>> No.17555233

>have tons of puts
>market goes down
>MY PUTS GO DOWN
WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END??

>> No.17555273

>>17555233
>Buying puts during high IV

>> No.17555313

>>17555079
how are you using RH?

>> No.17555337

>>17555313
Update your app if you are on iOS

>> No.17555428

>>17555313
Its back up

>> No.17555571

>>17555273
What's normally a high IV? And what is a low one?

>> No.17555616

>>17555571
Depends on the stocks.
Look at the historical data.

>> No.17555738

>>17555273
i'm doing this, why shouldn't i be?

>> No.17555762

>>17555313
Its been back up for hours fren

>> No.17555793

>>17555738
High IV is priced into the price of an option
When market conditions call for a low IV again, it explains why options' prices can be lower despite being ITM

>> No.17555856

> He believes that the Fed ’s interest rate cut this time is a preemptive approach. It stimulates the economy before the economy moves into recession, and believes that the stock market will rise again after understanding the Fed's intentions.
hahahaha

>> No.17555893

>>17554466
How the fuck is this kind of garbage allowed? Isn't the Fed supposed to be independent?

>> No.17555934

>>17554402
What if it doesn't though?

>> No.17556056

The Power of ONTX is real. Not even this virus shat can keep it down. ONTX is flying in the green. Where's the S&P at these days? in the Red along with most everything else.