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[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17557970]

Biden's Big Day Edition

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Previous: >>17557194

[Anonymous No.17557997]

-1000

it's over

[Anonymous No.17558005]

LAST CHANCE TO GO SHORT BEFORE WE GO OVER THE CLIFF

THIS IS IT

YOU WERE WARNED


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17558018]

>>17557970
30 posts too early
I love it baggie
Very cool

[Anonymous No.17558019]

THERE IS NO FLOOR
THERE IS NO FLOOR
THERE IS NO FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17558020]

>-1000 same day as a 50 bps emergency cut
JUST
A
FLU
BRO

[Anonymous No.17558021]

-1000 after rate cut

Jpowell you did good, now it's time to jump out the nearest window and really "help" the market

[Anonymous No.17558029]

>>17557997
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
thread theme

[Anonymous No.17558030]

>>17557997

Did it touch 1000? I saw 996 then a massive pump

[Anonymous No.17558036]

>>17557997
Switched to some puts when i saw SPY dropping around noon. Thank god i cleared out my profitable calls, had a bad feeling suddenly.

[Anonymous No.17558040]

>>17557998
23 y/o and $80k in cash.
Am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.17558050]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

its so nice just worrying about the stability of a company and its dividend instead of share price

[Anonymous No.17558052]

>>17557970
Fuck I’m losing money but I don’t want to sell, I guess I’ll just hold for the long term

[Anonymous No.17558056]

AMERICA IS FINISHED

[Anonymous No.17558058]

I know the market is going down, but I don't know the best way to profit from it

[Anonymous No.17558061]

Guys should I be scared? I lost money because I bought the dip yesterday but I'm actually scared for the world. Is this the end? Hard times ahead? Did the boomers really destroy the entire economy? I'm scared guys

[Anonymous No.17558068]

>>17558040
long as you don't do something incredibly stupid before we reach the bottom then yes.

[Anonymous No.17558072]

>he cut the rates?
>doump eet again

[Anonymous No.17558075]

>>17558058
are you in EU?

[Anonymous No.17558076]

It's over, this is a Bear's world now.

[Anonymous No.17558077]

>>17558061
yes.
this is the end of human history

[Anonymous No.17558078]

We are looking at recession mixed with the pandemic at the same time.

The bubbles are popping ALONGSIDE pandemic.

This is disastrous and we just started.

[Anonymous No.17558082]

RED
>RED
RED
>RED
RED
>RED
RED
>RED
RED
>RED
RED
>RED

[Anonymous No.17558083]

>>17557970
mass grave of unreported cases was uncovered in wuhan guys

[Anonymous No.17558085]

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

[Anonymous No.17558089]

HELP MEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17558094]

>tfw bought at wrong time and could have been up more
270$ is all i had for corona chan as i am a poorfag

[Anonymous No.17558097]

>>17558050
What stocks are the best for Dividends

[Anonymous No.17558099]

>>17558040
23 and 80k you already did
Keep on waging and saving

[Anonymous No.17558101]

>>17558050
Any good Div stocks on sale rn?

[Anonymous No.17558104]

>>17558040
Probably. You're far better off than someone your age with 80k in stocks that are tanking.

Just don't buy too soon. When the bottom finally hits, then buy with both hands. But not yet.

If you're in cash, you will also have the advantage (last seen in 2009) of EVERYTHING in the outside world on sale as the people going broke liquidate.

[Anonymous No.17558109]

>>17558052
I have no idea what I'm doing but I bought 3 calls on the SPXU if that helps

[Anonymous No.17558110]

>>17558072
Trump just got bogged.

[Anonymous No.17558115]

>>17558101
rds.b

[Anonymous No.17558117]

Cant wait to buy a 5 bedroom 4 bathroom detached home for £50 after the market is done imploding

[Anonymous No.17558121]

i think im gonna fucking cry

[Anonymous No.17558122]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I85HZlVvx4

[Anonymous No.17558126]

>>17558040
buy gold and silver my friend, better today than tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17558128]

>>17558094
Buy puts poorfag

[Euranon No.17558131]

>>17558040
Bro I'm 23 with 80k in stocks. My market is closed (I hold a european based S&P)

Youre doing better than me currently lol

[Anonymous No.17558141]

Robinhood about to crack...

[Anonymous No.17558142]

>>17558072
>Trump wants fed to "lead" and not follow
>Fed cuts by 0.5
>Trump bashes them for not cutting enough
>Massive dump continues
Trump and his team is 100% behind this. Trump will make the fed cut again and then the PTT will take over and jumpstart a massive rally before the last few election months so Trump can brag about the market. Betting my left fucking nut on it

[Anonymous No.17558143]

It's fucking over. Just contacted the ROTC at my uni to join. The economy is about to tank and I need a job with security

[Anonymous No.17558148]

All this news hasn't reached the normies yet. The people that will call their bank to say pull everything out as fast as possible.
Shitstorm hasn't even started

[Anonymous No.17558155]

Just bought 7k worth of silver. Fuck me. This is going from shit to fuck at incredible speeds.

[Anonymous No.17558160]

quick,get some Buffet quotes in here

[Anonymous No.17558165]

>>17558097
MO Altria

[Anonymous No.17558168]

>>17558142
if you think this can continue until November you are seriously retarded.

[Anonymous No.17558171]

>>17558160
"you can't eat gold"

[Anonymous No.17558172]

>25,800.72 −902.60 (3.38%)

Is the ride starting now boys?

[Anonymous No.17558173]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
MY MONEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17558180]

how the fuck does a trillion dollars spring into and out of existence in 2 fucking days

[Anonymous No.17558181]

>>17558142
So is Trump an idiot or is he an evil genius?

[Anonymous No.17558186]

Bow down.
http://imgur.com/a/c3ms6NR

[Anonymous No.17558193]

>>17558160
"buy coke and taco bell because people are stupid fucks who will shovel just about anything in their big dumb fat mouths"

[Anonymous No.17558194]

So should I pull all my money from the banks out now before it's to late?

[Anonymous No.17558202]

>>17558148
>this is what retards believe
Yes we are in great depression mode, skip recession mode and throw the baby into the bath water.

[Anonymous No.17558205]

>>17558126
>>17558068
>>17558104
>>17558099
Plan is just waiting this out. Considering investing in real estate if housing market ends up impacted across the pond, else just sticking to stocks when it's all over.

>>17558131
I'm still pissed actual american options aren't to us euros.

[Anonymous No.17558207]

>>17558128
Arent those in lots of 100? I cant afford that

[Anonymous No.17558209]

>all the fucker ITT acting smug celebrating the crash so they can make more money
I *HAVE* NO
FUCKING
MONEY
THIS ISNT GOOD I HAVE NO FUCKING MONEY AND THIS CRASH HURTS PEOPLE LIKE ME IM GOING TO *FUCKING* STARVE

[Credit Spread Officer No.17558210]

END OF DAY PUMP
HERE WE GO

[Anonymous No.17558214]

>>17558186
l-lewd

[Anonymous No.17558219]

YOURE AN AMERICAN!

BUY THE FUCKING DIP!

[Anonymous No.17558225]

Whatever happened to those cheapies guys?

[Anonymous No.17558228]

IT'S PUMPING! BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.17558232]

The jews are trying to keep it from a 1k drop

[Anonymous No.17558233]

>>17558181
To democrats he is both and he just keeps getting away with it!

[Anonymous No.17558237]

I'm going to be sick. I feel physically ill.

[Anonymous No.17558239]

>>17558209
Eat cake

[Anonymous No.17558243]

>he fell for the bull trap
Yikes!

When will they learn?

[Anonymous No.17558245]

>>17558210
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

[Anonymous No.17558246]

>>17558209
GOOD FUCK YOU RETARD

[Anonymous No.17558247]

>little movement this time

wew laddies.

[Anonymous No.17558254]

>>17558228

[Anonymous No.17558255]

>>17558180
We just print more money

[Anonymous No.17558257]

Hitting a sequential 9 on the 15min chart.

Time for a pump.

[Anonymous No.17558262]

>>17558209
>he didn't invest in DEENS

[Anonymous No.17558265]

I'm eating chinese in honor of this glorious dumpining

[Anonymous No.17558266]

>>17558243
never, apparently

[Anonymous No.17558267]

>>17558225
They’re here.

Eli Lilly looking good to me but still pricey.

[Anonymous No.17558270]

>>17558210
1 Hour too early

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17558274]

Who's ready for the 26,000 party?

[Anonymous No.17558275]

If anybody still cares about TA, the volume on the post rate cut sell off was fairly thin. There is potential for another short squeeze.

[Anonymous No.17558277]

It’s pump time boys

[Anonymous No.17558281]

>>17558209
You were one of the smug retards saying it was going up forever a couple months ago, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.17558282]

>>17558225
Honestly want to brain someone everytime I see the word "cheapies"

[Anonymous No.17558284]

here comes the pump
GAY
GIVE ME MY HAPPENING FUCKING FEDS

[Anonymous No.17558285]

JOIN ME BROTHERS!

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[Anonymous No.17558287]

THERE IS NO PATH TO RECOVERY!
THIS DROP IS STAYING ABD GOING LOWER ALL MONTH.
FED COULD CUT TO ZERO AND WE STILL FALL

[Anonymous No.17558290]

FUCK MONEY WHY DID I TELL MY DAD I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17558291]

WTF I JUST SOLD EVERYTHING AND LOADED UP ON PUTS AND NOW THE MARKET IS PUMPING

[Anonymous No.17558292]

"pump eet"

[Anonymous No.17558298]

>>17558209
HAHAHAHA DIE BULLS DIE

[Anonymous No.17558300]

Boy oh boy these SOXS I just bought sure are comfy

[Anonymous No.17558302]

what ... what does this mean?

[Anonymous No.17558303]

>>17558083
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.17558304]

>>17558267
>>17558282
Cheapies

[Anonymous No.17558309]

>>17558194
Yeah, pull out any stocks unless they are ETFs

[Anonymous No.17558311]

>>17558115
What’s the difference between the .a and .b shares?

[Anonymous No.17558315]

every time you get idiots throwing money at the stock market to make a quick buck you'll eventually get a crash, it's a foregone conclusion

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17558316]

>>17558292
You can' ignore the Bog's call.

[Anonymous No.17558317]

>>17558302
the end of times

[Anonymous No.17558318]

>>17558302
N E G A T I V E I N T E R E S T

[Anonymous No.17558320]

IT'S PUMP TIME BOYS

[Anonymous No.17558323]

>>17558302
it means coronavirus is out here doing bad shit nigga

[Anonymous No.17558324]

This is WHO, the ones that should handle this Corona shit.
https://twitter.com/WHO/status/1234619007841525764

>DON'T - attach locations or ethnicity to the disease, this is not a “Wuhan Virus”, “Chinese Virus” or “Asian Virus”. The official name for the disease was deliberately chosen to avoid stigmatization

[Anonymous No.17558326]

>>17558040
Buy $1000 of stock each day, that way you can make sure you bought the dip. If you try to time the dip you will miss the bottom.

[Anonymous No.17558327]

>>17558300
I literallly took my losses this morning fuck the world.

>>17558304
Oh wait... I read that backwardsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17558329]

>>17558209
At least look at the bright side anon, with no money you won't be able to afford a hospital and corona-chan will take you off this mortal coil long before you starve.

[Anonymous No.17558333]

>>17558318
What does that mean?

[Anonymous No.17558334]

>>17558302
It means we are about to be eating sawdust biscuits for the next 3 years.

[Anonymous No.17558339]

>>17558228
>being down 800 points instead of 900 is "pumping"

[Anonymous No.17558342]

>1 year worth of gains wiped out in 2 fucking weeks

[Anonymous No.17558343]

>>17558333
If you buy a ten year bond, you lose money

[Anonymous No.17558344]

>PPT running out of steam already

YOU CAN'T FIGHT NATURE JACK

[Anonymous No.17558345]

>>17558324
GookFlu

[Anonymous No.17558348]

>>17558311
.a pays taxes to the dutch government
if you live in the US .b is generally the one you want

[Anonymous No.17558352]

Remember when Trump pumped the market by tweeting about how great the "trade deal" with China was going, those were good times

[Anonymous No.17558351]

>>17558160
“Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one”
- Warren Buffet

[Anonymous No.17558359]

>>17558324
>yes we know that hundreds of thousands of people are going to die, but, like, could you not be racist about it???

[Anonymous No.17558360]

>>17558186
I offer my mouth.

My throat is forfeit.

Give me you futa schlong, Corona-chan.

[Anonymous No.17558361]

>>17558333
Short term - Amazing
Mid term - Good
Long term - Bad

[Anonymous No.17558363]

>>17558324
It's everywhere, calling it the "Chinese virus" now would just be confusing.

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17558366]

All those puts I bought

[Anonymous No.17558367]

>>17558287
ALL FUTURE PAYMENTS MADE UP FRONT
NO MORE LOANS OR MORTGAGE, WILL BE SEEN AS 21ST CENTURY'S "PONZI"

[DO NOT BTFD-THE FED H8S U !Er52KjkrmI No.17558370]

>>17558344
PPT doesn't start until 30 minutes before market close

[Anonymous No.17558372]

>>17558324
The cunt who wrote this should be tossed into a woodchipper.

[Anonymous No.17558377]

yeah mr trump can i get uhhhh a stable economy

[Anonymous No.17558378]

The crab has been snob snubbing the shit out of me

[Anonymous No.17558380]

IM RUINED. IM ACTUALLY RUINED. ALL OF IT, GONE.

[Anonymous No.17558381]

>cut interest rate to try and solve a market crisis reacting to a real world crisis
Are they retarded?

[Anonymous No.17558382]

>>17558209
If you have a warm butthole you can get money. Shut up

[Anonymous No.17558387]

>>17558329
Yeah I bought some food to prep but why even bother at this point. I am convinced this is the end.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17558388]

>>17558302
It means buy dividend stocks because bonds aren't even keeping up with the fed's inflation target.

[Anonymous No.17558389]

>>17558160
"bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks."

Warren Buffett

[Anonymous No.17558391]

Why haven't you surrendered to Him yet? A nice Fat Divvy (2.08), a 5.75% yield (which even before this shat was still over 5%) for only $36 and some change. Seems like a bargain to me. Bag the Fat Divvy now while you can and hold onto Him till your an old man. Let Drip work in your favor and He'll keep you nice and warm come winter when your an old man and retired from your job and not giving to shits about paying for whatnot.

[Anonymous No.17558392]

>>17558381
Yes.

[Anonymous No.17558394]

is it true that some people are actually losing money right now?

[Anonymous No.17558400]

BACK DOWN WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17558403]

>>17558380
kek

[Anonymous No.17558404]

More red tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17558405]

>>17558377
>this is trumps fault
Retard

[Anonymous No.17558411]

NOOOOOOOOOOO
WE ALMOST HIT 26K
I COULD ALMOST TASTE IT

[Anonymous No.17558413]

>>17558404
Coronachan isnt finished yet

[Anonymous No.17558415]

>>17558225
Biding my time. 10k in cash ready to deploy.

MMM, JNJ and maybe IBM and CO on the list.

[Anonymous No.17558418]

>>17558391
Who you talking to breh? This is an Arby's.

[Anonymous No.17558421]

>>17558394
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.17558422]

bros i have a stuffy nose. Am i fucced?

[Anonymous No.17558425]

>>17558394
wow a whole $93 in a week
what do you plan on eating with the one meal that will afford you?

[Anonymous No.17558429]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17558433]

uhhh, but what about my money??

[Anonymous No.17558435]

>>17558413
not by a long shot. Wait till the virus really spreads and boomers start dropping dead.

[Anonymous No.17558436]

>>17558411
AHAHAHAHHAA

[Anonymous No.17558442]

>>17558348
Got it, thanx anon

[Anonymous No.17558443]

>>17558324
kung flu

[Anonymous No.17558445]

>>17558370
fair enough

[Anonymous No.17558448]

>>17558425
It's at $160 now

[Anonymous No.17558455]

>>17558381
These are boomers we're talking about.

[Anonymous No.17558458]

hard to believe we have been at 27k today

[Anonymous No.17558462]

>>17558382
>this motherfucker got a cold butthole
Lmao seethe harder

[Anonymous No.17558464]

>>17558435
what is this qt from

[Anonymous No.17558465]

Somebody made porn of corona chan fucking the economy?

[Anonymous No.17558467]

just remember to buy the dip, accumulate slowly

[Anonymous No.17558468]

so is China going to sell all of the treasuries they're holding now?

[Anonymous No.17558469]

>>17558413
Soo buy more puts

[Anonymous No.17558478]

>>17558442
gl on collecting future diviends fren

[Anonymous No.17558483]

Okay - I finally capitulated. Sold everything (IRA and Solo 401k) and opened up a long for 1,000 shares on SQQQ. I should probably buy another 3,000 but I'm too pussy.

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17558485]

>>17558394
>93 bucks

am i suppose to be impressed?

[Anonymous No.17558487]

I actually placed a curse on the market that can only be broken when Pendy and I kiss. So the market recovers when Pendy chooses, essentially.

[Anonymous No.17558489]

What's wrong with perma bulls?
You could be making so much money right now.
Do you have virgin down syndrome vs chad autism?

[Anonymous No.17558502]

>>17558485
Not particularly, I just thought it would be fun to get a handful of salty replies from folks like you

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17558506]

This is horrible.... If all the boomers die, and the millenials aren't making babies what's going to happen to us? Even the rapefugees won't be able to save us because they're all going to die too......

[Anonymous No.17558507]

>>17558005
buy signal. . .

[Anonymous No.17558511]

>>17557970
>This isn't even my Final Form.

[Anonymous No.17558514]

>>17557970
>Biden's Big Day Edition
He's gonna (((surprisingly))) win nearly everything, tonight... right?
Afterall voting machines require (((input))) to output the results. :^)

[Anonymous No.17558515]

>>17558487
GALT is ironically holding up well.

[Anonymous No.17558516]

>>17558489
What are you going to do when markets are green tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17558518]

we just had a very very short SPX 3000 party
It's ended again

[Anonymous No.17558526]

>>17558483
Godspeed anon

[Anonymous No.17558531]

>>17558516
Buy more puts

[Anonymous No.17558534]

>>17558468
China tink in centuries, not moments

[Anonymous No.17558537]

>>17558483
show execution price

[Anonymous No.17558539]

>watch documentary on the 1929 Crash
>sounds like I'm watching a documentary of current events

[Anonymous No.17558540]

>>17558506
all we need are millenial men to make babies with zoomer trad wives

[Anonymous No.17558551]

>>17558465

[Anonymous No.17558552]

>>17558465
Not yet

[Anonymous No.17558553]

>>17558531
What happens if they expire and it's green?

[Anonymous No.17558556]

>yfw we were only halfway down

[Anonymous No.17558562]

This has never failed me

[Anonymous No.17558565]

Just so you know the -4% we reached was still while fed is pumping.
The crash will be hard.

[Anonymous No.17558568]

>>17558553
Buy more puts

[Anonymous No.17558570]

>>17558551
lmao

[Anonymous No.17558580]

>>17558540
>zoomer trad wives
Someone hasn’t seen TikTok

[Anonymous No.17558581]

>>17558537
>03
$21.8375

[Anonymous No.17558583]

As I reminded you a few days ago, remember, the stock market crash is only phase 1. Phase 2 is the frozen credit markets, and THAT is what causes the real damage...

> companies rely on revolving credit to buy their raw materials
> they have daily/weekly loans that get recycled
> in order to get these loans, they need collateral
> in most cases, they put up shares of their stock as collateral

But then, if the price suddenly drops...
> they have much less collateral
> so they either have to come up with more, or they can't get their daily/weekly loans
> but they don't have cash
> so they're fucked.

And then...
> the company collapse
> but other companies were using their stock as their collateral too
> they're fucked too
> suddenly there are collateral calls all across the market
> pretty soon loaning money is too much of a risk
> so they stop loaning to anyone
> credit markets freeze up
> clock starts ticking on the end of the world as we know it.

Last time this happened, the fed jumped in and pumped in a shitload of cash. They may not have that option this time.

[Anonymous No.17558586]

Can SPY hit $290 for me today or tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17558589]

>>17558562

i should have listened

[Anonymous No.17558590]

SPX 3000!

get those party hats back on! we made it!

[Anonymous No.17558597]

>>17558551
>her hair makes dollar sign
It's the little things

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17558599]

>>17558583
based

[Anonymous No.17558603]

>>17558580
someone doesnt go to lds church

[Anonymous No.17558608]

EVERYONE FOCUS
channel your bear energy
together let's make this market drop once and for all

[Anonymous No.17558615]

>>17558483
What happens when shit rebounds tomorrow?

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17558619]

>>17558589
no you shouldnt have faggot, because of you were kekking lmfaoerino

[Anonymous No.17558624]

>>17558608
BEARGANG

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17558627]

Imagine believing that a pandemic is good for the economy and stocks

[Anonymous No.17558629]

>>17558608
The pump has started, and will escalate in 40 minutes to end USA at +0.05% so public won't be scared.

[Anonymous No.17558636]

>>17558363
People know where it came from

[Anonymous No.17558637]

>>17558603
Mormons?
No... I don’t live in Utah and enjoy coffee. But would consider sacrificing it if I could actually land a choir angel

[Anonymous No.17558644]

>>17558615
>he thinks it can still recover

[Credit Spread Officer No.17558645]

END
OF
DAY
PUMP

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17558649]

this is a potential play

[Anonymous No.17558651]

>>17558615
Then I continue to wait. I mean, they're starting to cancel schools, warning that large public events will be canceled. Shit is really going to start hitting the fan exponentially as more corona zombies wake up.

[Anonymous No.17558655]

COME ON DROP BELOW 5000 AGAIN

[Anonymous No.17558657]

>>17558483
dude......

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17558668]

SPY keeping it 300 like the Spartans

[Anonymous No.17558671]

>>17558649
My puts are for 3/6 lets fucking get it

[Anonymous No.17558676]

>>17558615
>implying anything will rebound the day after Bernie gets 1/3rd of the available delegates

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17558679]

>>17558518

SPX 3000 is back! Dow Jones 26,000 is next.

[Anonymous No.17558683]

>>17558637
come home fren

[Anonymous No.17558686]

>>17558615
perma bulls never learn

[Anonymous No.17558689]

>>17558565
are you sure?
can't remember there being big green candles like today

[Anonymous No.17558693]

>>17558668
GO
DOWN

[Anonymous No.17558703]

>>17557970
>Biden
You guys still don't get it yet do you?

[Anonymous No.17558707]

>>17558581
Godspeed, anon.
But if it reverses, cut your losses short.
I wouldn't be surprised if the $18.00 to $16.50 area of SQQQ will be (at least) retested before end of October 2020.

[Anonymous No.17558708]

>>17558110
Get fucked trump

[Anonymous No.17558715]

>>17558160
You see that nigga turnin. You feel the bullet burnin. Nigga now you learning.

-Warren Buffett

[Anonymous No.17558717]

Would someone mind asking the PPT to pump TMDX 10 minutes before close for me?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17558721]

We're back!!! DOW JONES 26K party time!

[Credit Spread Officer No.17558723]

>when Trump and the Bogs pump End of Day

[Anonymous No.17558727]

>>17558703
Elaborate, plox.

[Anonymous No.17558731]

>>17558562
just be careful. We don't know how many more bull traps there are because we've been on such a long bullrun that plenty of people are eager to buy the stocks that are on "sale"

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17558742]

>>17558465
Will it be blurred?

[Anonymous No.17558745]

>>17558717

[Anonymous No.17558747]

>>17558651
So when will it end? After most people contract the virus and survive?

[Anonymous No.17558751]

There's no trading in the last 30min right?

[Anonymous No.17558752]

Wasn't the fed meeting scheduled for tomorrow? Why the fuck would Powell make the announcement a day early? That alone is enough to cause panic.

[Anonymous No.17558755]

NOOOOOOOOOO I WON'T BE ABLE TO AFFORD TO BUY MY WIFES SON HER (HIS) NEW SWITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17558763]

>>17558742
See
>>17558551

[Anonymous No.17558765]

https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1234930267007021057

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17558768]

>>17558751
No, there's no options trading after 4:00pm nyc time. There's stock trading until 4:30pm. Depends on your broker tho.

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17558770]

>>17558752
no it was this morning. the next fed announcement is march 17 i believe.

[Anonymous No.17558785]

If I have a loan for $100,000 and hyperinflation kicks in, do I still have to pay back the $100,000 of worthless USD? Or will they inflation adjust it?

[Anonymous No.17558788]

>>17558747
Yes

[Anonymous No.17558795]

I know this doesnt immediately mean Pence has it but GOD I hope he does

[Anonymous No.17558797]

>>17558785
You'll have to suck powell's cock 2 times a day

[Credit Spread Officer No.17558799]

>>17558551
>ywn be a dirty economy getting pumped full of liquidity

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17558802]

>>17558752
Here is the transcript from today's press conference. Next fed meeting is the 17th-18th.

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17558804]

*Walter Bloomberg
@DeItaOne
·
4m
WASHINGTON STATE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH REPORTS TOTAL NUMBER OF CONFIRMED CORONAVIRUS CASES NOW STANDS AT 27, INCLUDING 9 DEATHS, UP FROM 18 CASES AND 6 DEATHS ON MONDAY


ohononon its EVEN WORSE THAN YOU THOUGHT. because amerburgers are so fucking unhealthy, the death rate is going to rise exponentially. this really is the fall of the great Amurica.

[Anonymous No.17558807]

>>17558160
I treat bitches straight up, like Simon Says
Open vagina: put ya legs behind ya head
Cop me Air Ones, hon, lime and red
You got pets? Me too: mines are dead,
doggy, Fox, minks, gators, that's necessary..
Accessories.. my closet's a Pet Sematary
-Warren Buffet

[Anonymous No.17558817]

>>17558747
I'll buy back in when it either starts to rebound on the weekly - OR - when I feel like I'm gaining enough extra shares over what I sold. Now if it just turns around right now and heads back for record high's, I'll hate myself temporarily, but I've lost more money on dumber things so I'll get over it.

[Anonymous No.17558818]

I just bought F calls on accident fuck

[Anonymous No.17558823]

>>17558727
There's a strong chance you'll find out.
hint: big upset.

[Anonymous No.17558825]

>>17558804
Honestly I live in America and I don't even care anymore. People here are so fucking hedonistic, narcissistic, and vapid. Burn it all down.

[Anonymous No.17558826]

>>17558142
>>17558181
No, its not complicated.
He doesn't know what hes doing but hes led by the pressures of those around him, who are mostly corrupt establishment.

[Anonymous No.17558828]

>>17558785
You still only have to pay the $100,000. This is why everyone got pissed at Germany post WW1. They had to pay war debt, but with their out of control devaluing of their currency, the loans were worthless.

[Anonymous No.17558831]

10 year back up over 1 so things should get back to normal.
Hopefully trumps administration can salvage this shit.

[Anonymous No.17558833]

Ding Ding Ding

It's SOUUUUUUUUUR HOUUUUR

How're you looking, boys?!

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17558842]

SCHUMER SAYS VACCINE AFFORDABILITY IS ONE OF THE DISPUTES HOLDING UP CORONAVIRUS EMERGENCY FUNDING BILL RIGHT NOW

ohonononononon amerimutts are debating about how to profit off americans rather than getting funding into peoples hands to start doing something.

[Anonymous No.17558844]

>>17558804
9 fucking deaths
dios mio

[Anonymous No.17558846]

I shorted the bottom because I listened to all the people on twitter telling me the yield curve was going to crash the markets.

[Anonymous No.17558848]

>>17558818
So you lost $6?

[Anonymous No.17558852]

>>17558804
>reports do suggest that coronavirus – or COVID-19 – can cause more severe symptoms and complications in people with diabetes

ONONONONO they're all gonna drop

[Anonymous No.17558855]

Bond yield above 1.
Recession cancelled.

[Anonymous No.17558856]

CHK gon’ hit tree fiddy this year. I got a grand on it

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17558858]

You heard it here
CHAIR POWELL. I don't think anybody knows how long it will be. I do know that the
U.S. economy is strong, and we will get to the other side of this. And I fully expect that it will
return to solid growth and a solid labor market as well.

Buy the dip faggot.

[Anonymous No.17558859]

Here the pompeng comes!!!

[Anonymous No.17558861]

>>17558831
>placing faith in an administration that can barely take care of itself
>cut rates to stall a nosedive

[Anonymous No.17558864]

>>17558833
Robinhood saved me again by being a shitty brokerage

[Anonymous No.17558866]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/videos/2020-03-03/larry-summers-says-fed-risks-scaring-people-with-rate-cut-video

Ahahahahahaha theres literally nothing banks can do boomers.

[Anonymous No.17558868]

>dont worry they said
>if ur healthy the corona is jus like the flu
>american death rate 70%

xD

[Anonymous No.17558869]

END OF DAY PUMP
HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS

[Anonymous No.17558872]

I love this market yes I do,
If you buy the dip you can make money too

[Anonymous No.17558876]

reminder that Black Friday began on Wednesday.

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17558877]

>>17558852
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAHT DO YOU MEAN IT CASES MORE SEVERE SYMPTOMS AND COMPLICATIONS IN PEOPLE WITH DIABEEEEEEEETUS THATS LIKE 95% OF THE POPULATION. WHOS GOING TO WORK WHEN THEYRE ALL DEADERINO ANON THAT CANT BE TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17558881]

>>17558842
I do not want my tax dollars going to paying for people who were to dumb not to get health insurance.

[Anonymous No.17558885]

Oil rejecting the sell off! Go go go!

[Anonymous No.17558887]

Jesus fucking Christ these PPT kikes need to be shot

[Anonymous No.17558893]

>>17558831
>10 year back up over 1 so things should get back to normal.
Why on fucking Earth would that be indicative of things getting back to normal? A precedent was just broken, this is as far from normal as it gets.

[Anonymous No.17558900]

Just fucking go down AMD

[Anonymous No.17558902]

>>17558823
Anon, come on, throw us a bone...
Check my mullings at >>17558514. does this point into the right direction or the polar opposite?

[Anonymous No.17558905]

>>17558848
I'm actually up 6% in a turn of events

[Anonymous No.17558908]

>>17558649
>he believes in technicals

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17558910]

>>17558881
i think youre going to have much bigger problems soon than not wanting to get people vaccinated from your taxerino dollarerinos

[Anonymous No.17558912]

Bull frens were thoroughly fucked and now they’re going after the bears. It’s all so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.17558917]

>>17558893
Happens all the time, America's market is strong we can get pass this.

[Anonymous No.17558918]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17558920]

>>17558881
This. I mean this vaccine is going to be a fucking gold mine. We should be trying to get as much money for it as possible. $1000 per dose seems like a fair price.

[Anonymous No.17558927]

>>17558877
>WHOS GOING TO WORK WHEN THEYRE ALL DEADERINO
There would be barely any need for anybody to work anymore since nearly all of the possible demand is gone. At least in the USA.

[Anonymous No.17558928]

>>17558097
Inter Pipeline, Alaris Royalty Corp

[Anonymous No.17558930]

>it was me, the crab, all along!

[Anonymous No.17558937]

INO has to drop soon eh? How is there so much hype on an unproven vaccine

[Anonymous No.17558938]

>>17558905
Based retard trader

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17558939]

>>17558908
>he cant look at a chart and see pattern recognition that indicates high probability plays and market psychology.
>he thinks markets actually just go up becuz and they go down becuz

[Anonymous No.17558941]

somebody tell me it's gonna be alright
i'm scared

[Anonymous No.17558945]

What happens when they can’t pump anymore?

[Anonymous No.17558950]

What does the 10yr Treasury dipping below 1 mean?

[Anonymous No.17558954]

>>17558629
companies are going to have to start liquidating their own shares to cover costs

[Anonymous No.17558956]

>>17558945

[Anonymous No.17558962]

>>17558900
You think AMD is bad? Why the fuck won’t Carnival go down? Makes no sense jfc

[Anonymous No.17558964]

>>17558945
it will keep pumping more until bernie gets elected

[Anonymous No.17558967]

>>17558910
It’s the sniffles you dumb fuck. There aren’t even many cases in the USA

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17558969]

>>17558954
BASED. all those buybacks are going to flood the marketerino ohnnnonononoonono

[Anonymous No.17558973]

>>17558804
(And that's a good thing)

[Anonymous No.17558976]

>>17558917
>Happens all the time
Except it doesn't, not here. This is a big deal. You'd have to be retarded to think that this is the bottom.

[Anonymous No.17558981]

>>17558945
If the pumping doesn't work out, there will be a really large crash that might start a small recession or reset

[Anonymous No.17558983]

>>17558950
That's the final inversion signal. The one that's predicted a recession with 95% accuracy

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17558984]

>>17558877
Think of it like this, if a large portion of the labor force dies, wages will go up because there will be a scarcity of people to work. This will be good for wage growth. Wage growth leads to inflation which will lead the fed to raise the fund rate to curb inflation. This is great for the economy.

[Anonymous No.17558990]

>>17558831
>Hopefully trumps administration can salvage this shit.
As with other viral outbreaks the key is to buy time with rate cuts and QE until the thing loses steam. At that point money flows back in on its own and the markets resume normal upwards trend. There will be lots more chop. More sharp ups AND downs on equities incoming. It'll be all over the place.

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17558991]

>>17558973
it really is. society became too fucking bloated with dead weight and retards wanting gibs. time to buckle up. smart anons will make it. retards will get btfo'd. all these liberals defending gov'ts not closing borders because "theyre people" fuck outta here faggots

[Anonymous No.17558996]

>>17558967
>Half of China shut down for a month due to the sniffles
O I am laughing you FUCKING STUPID NIGGER

[Anonymous No.17558997]

>>17557970
NOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO UP TODAY NOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17559015]

>>17558967
Over a hundred cases is a pretty big deal. It'll spread exponentially. And unlike China we don't live in an autocracy that can easily shut down and quarantine entire cities and regions. It spreads before you even show symptoms, so as long as anyone is traveling anywhere there's a chance of it being spread.

[Anonymous No.17559016]

> people with diabetes face a much greater risk of contacting novel coronavirus
oh boy that's most of America's population the day of the grill is finally upon us

[Anonymous No.17559020]

>>17558939
put your money where your mouth is and show me the Short open 15mins ago faggot

[Anonymous No.17559021]

>>17558831
>placing any faith in orange man

[Anonymous No.17559022]

>>17558061
>he bought the dead bat bounce

[Anonymous No.17559023]

Reminder that any calls you buy right now would have to get pumped dramatically in order to make up for the IV crush you will simultaneously go against

[Anonymous No.17559028]

You call that a rally? Robinhood has involuntarily trained me with diamond hands

[Anonymous No.17559032]

>>17558967
>CDC acknowledges community transmission has probably been going on in multiple clusters for weeks
>severe cases only turn severe/result in death several weeks after infection
>we've just started seeing severe cases/deaths pop up
Exponential growth famalamadingdong

[Anonymous No.17559033]

>>17558967
https://abcnews.go.com/International/coronavirus-outbreak-slows-china-grows-world/story?id=69352520&cid=clicksource_4380645_5_heads_hero_live_twopack_hed

9 dead in one nursing home in Seattle. Wait until the virus mutates and hits the fat unhealthy southern states with all the old people.

It's not just a flu breh. Its not the end of the world, but its something new and NEVER before seen. It attacks the respiratory system uniquely like no other virus before it.

[Anonymous No.17559034]

>>17559016
designed to kill burgers

[Anonymous No.17559037]

>>17558984
You also want alot of useless niggers and boomers to die too. Think about the tax money saved on their dumb asses.

[Anonymous No.17559043]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH TELL ME IT'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT
RIGHT
FUCKING
NOW

[Anonymous No.17559049]

>>17559015
Keep panicking over something that is going to be forgotten by the late spring.

[Anonymous No.17559048]

>>17559034
And Chinks

[Anonymous No.17559055]

>anon doesn't have food stashed away
> anon goes to fast food burger store
> mexinigger sniffs into the burger on purpose happy knowing that anon will die painfully also
> anon dies

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17559062]

MOON MISSION HERE WE GO

[Anonymous No.17559065]

>>17558804
>China creates lab in Wuhan in 2017 to "study" SARS
>Infects populace then mass quarantine them when the time is right (Remember the silenced that doctor?)
>Spread disease as much as they can as fast as they can (that one China friendly SEA country released people very early from the cruise ship)
>Send agents and infect fat dumb lazy Americans
>...
>Profit

[Anonymous No.17559067]

>surely, this market is not like the others before

[Anonymous No.17559069]

>>17559034
Good there's much higher rates of obesity in bean burgers and burned burgers, could help clean up this shithole

[Anonymous No.17559070]

>>17558683
I wish
But they’d never even give me the time of (latter) day

>>17558900
Yes this

>>17558795
How did this dummy not know to not shake hands?

[Anonymous No.17559071]

>EOD pump.

k den.

[Anonymous No.17559075]

>>17559049
Pence is already dead. If Trump gets it Nancy Pelosi is gonna be president

[Anonymous No.17559085]

>EOD pump attempt
it's all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.17559086]

>>17558755
>MOOOOOOM WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR BOYFRIEND DIDN'T GET ME A SWITCH FOR MY BIRTHDAY

[Anonymous No.17559092]

>>17559043
Bro my dude, we going to die. And everything is fucked

[Anonymous No.17559096]

>>17559023
> glad someone gets it
Option prices on both sides have been insanely overpriced for at least the last week. I saw one put (I forget which) where breakeven was a negative 35 cents.

At least for the next few weeks, the only people who will cash in are those selling the options.

[Op No.17559100]

hospital info

more infected than they are saying due to panic

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17559104]

>>17559020
shut your mouth you disgusting whore before i come face fuck you

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17559106]

This pump isn't natural... Who could be behind this?

[Anonymous No.17559109]

J Powell accidentally cured cancer while researching for the vaccine. Press conference confirmed resulting in last minute pump. Sasuga powell.

[Anonymous No.17559113]

>>17559092
th-thanks u-u-u- too

[Anonymous No.17559120]

>>17559023
wtf do i buy then?

[Anonymous No.17559128]

>>17559100
Big if true

[Anonymous No.17559129]

NEW NEW NEW NEW

>>17559116

>>17559116

>>17559116

>>17559116
>>17559116
>>17559116
>>17559116

[Anonymous No.17559131]

>>17559023
what about puts?

[Anonymous No.17559134]

>>17558828
Everyone was pissed at Germany before that though. That's why they had Germany shoulder all the war debt.

[Anonymous No.17559136]

>>17559075
FUCK, I always joked about how shortsighted Trump removal advocates were since if they removed him he would be replaced with Pence. Trump is pretty unhealthy too desu

[Anonymous No.17559139]

>>17559120
Non-perishable goods and water.

[Anonymous No.17559144]

Why isn't this piece of shit going down!? REEEE

[Anonymous No.17559149]

>>17559070
you would be surprised

[Anonymous No.17559157]

>>17559120
You don't. you stay in cash for now

[Anonymous No.17559165]

>>17559104
Keep holding it faggot lt's see that gaping asshole at 4pm

[Anonymous No.17559193]

>>17559104
> hides the total value
Come on we know it's $5 on margin

[Anonymous No.17559239]

>>17558981
>really large crash
>start a small recession

[Anonymous No.17559249]

>>17559023
Please describe that mechanism

[Anonymous No.17559285]

>>17559149
Teach me fampai

[Anonymous No.17559286]

>>17559065
yo in all seriousness, we'd probably detect that it's bio warfare much faster since it'd be more obvious.
Like if you had two different virus strains that are both insidious and spreads easily with both not particularly fatal (or else it'd be like Ebola) unless the patient is immunocompromised.
However if they combine together, it results in a super-infection with much higher fatality.

[Anonymous No.17559294]

BEAR TRAP INCOMING.
SPY $310 EOD

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17559295]

>>17558858
Exactly. The stock market is not the economy. USA production/consumption will not be meaningfully impacted long term, at worst the realized hits will be short term price increases for products made from chinese-supplied components, and short term lowered consumption of travel and public events. The stock market has only ever trended up long-term

[Anonymous No.17559307]

>>17558553
Go fuck some elves, cuz we're in fantasy land if that happens

[Anonymous No.17559321]

Nice now we got the tripfags sucking each other off in thread

[Anonymous No.17559371]

>>17559295
It will hurt us long term you fucking dummy when the Fed prints to oblivion. Debt slave creation

[Anonymous No.17559401]

>>17559033
There's actually more fat in the north than south

[Anonymous No.17559463]

Based JPow recovering my RH losses at least

[Anonymous No.17559594]

[Anonymous No.17559598]

>>17558562
not so simple

[Anonymous No.17559613]

>>17558551
Whoever reported this should be gassed

[Anonymous No.17559839]

Do I sell?

[Anonymous No.17559929]

26 y/o with $150k in cash

hope i'll make it

[Anonymous No.17559980]

end of day pump again kek