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What is the most /biz/ way of getting laid?

>> No.1760396

>>1760331
selling my mouth at the glory hole
>investing the profits in an index fund with compounding interest
>net returns and build my glory hole business
>install a 2nd glory hole for my asshole to double my profit margin
>continue to diversify my portfolio
retire a millionaire
all while getting laid everyday

>> No.1760411

>>1760396
>not investing in anonymous fellatio franchises across the US
>not trading your blowjob business on the nyse
>not hiring the best boypussy you can find
>not offering a buffet of different services and fetishes to insure repeat customers

>> No.1760455

>>1760411
>not offering a buffet
Warren Buffet gives the best old fashions, he got his start this way

>> No.1760567

>>1760331
american lottery, he probably received 50% of what he "won" but it's still a shit ton of money.

>> No.1761056

>>1760567
At least now we know how much it cost to buy a woman like that.

>> No.1761070

a fat chick who wants to fug is superior to a qt oneitis hounded on 24/7 by trust funded Chads

>> No.1761107
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1761107

outsourcing the act to a pajeet on fiverr

>> No.1761377

>>1760331
Don't eat anything for a week and used the money you saved to fuck a prostitute.

>> No.1761384

>>1761377

But after not eating for a week he won't have the energy to fuck her.

>> No.1761707

>>1760331
>What is the most /biz/ way of getting laid?
put the money on the table and put the conditions and limitations in writing with a layer and sign before two witnesses before the act.

>> No.1761831

>>1761384
That's why SHE fuck (You)

>> No.1761836

>>1760331
Paying a hooker with counterfeit notes.

>> No.1761887

>>1761836
now there is a thought... then they would bust her pimp for it.

>> No.1761891

>>1761887
or the pimp busts her face open

realtalk tho unless you live ina real bad ghetto all these girls dont have a pimp anymore