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>> No.17679959

i stopped checking /cvg/ a few days ago. are we all still gonna die?

>> No.17679967

I don't even care what happens tomorrow. We had our day in the sun, it could be up 5% tomorrow and I wouldn't give a shit

>> No.17679974

>>17679959
Yes, but for different reasons now.

>> No.17679978

Friendly reminder that a trash company doesn't deserve a P/E of 40.

>> No.17679983

>>17679959
if you're 70 or older yeah

>> No.17679985

Which big-tiddied anime girls should I be collecting as collateral for my home loan?

>> No.17679986

>>17679959
Corona Jan over ... you can tell by how trump speaks about corona it’s done it ain’t shit

>> No.17679995
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Oilchads where you at?

>> No.17679999

>>17679943
get it while its hot bois

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-global-oil/oil-prices-jump-6-after-biggest-one-day-fall-since-1991-idUSKBN20X02D

>> No.17680019

Signed up for think or swim but found out they're blocked at work. Robinhood and Tastyworks work but I'm stick waiting for bank verification.

>> No.17680035

>>17679995
all in on the black gold

>> No.17680036

>>17679999
Yeah, I'm thinking it's time to long oil now.

>> No.17680037
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I'M GOING ALL IN ON CCL AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>> No.17680040

why in the absolute fuck is DAX up 5%

>> No.17680045

stonks always go up

>> No.17680048

>>17680035
All in? Right when Russia and the Saudis have proper started? You're a dumbass, its going to get cheap and stay cheap fool

>> No.17680058

>>17680040
no deaths, germany looks like it's doing everything right

>> No.17680059
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>>17680040
Trump and elon memed the virus away. Even Ben Carson joined the task force to lend his energy.

>> No.17680061
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I'm uncomfortable about a chinese century but its got to be better than last century's burger one

>> No.17680063

>>17680040
New Golden bullrun just started, did you manage to pick up cheapies?

>> No.17680068

>>17680048
It Is cheap and will stay cheap.. but BUY cause it will double in price within the next year or two.. correct?

>> No.17680072

Hey frens. I want to buy more gold. Is it too expensive right now? It’s as high as I’ve ever seen it so I don’t want to buy gold if there won’t be any returns

>> No.17680079

Where my glow in the dark strategic reserve securing chads at? Who got USO weeklies? Freedom machines will never run out of juice. Fuck the alcoholics and the boom boom boys
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0o16xpXAs4

>> No.17680088

>>17680061
it wont be, the Chinese have no soul, as you can see they are fine with sacrificing millions of their own people.. Mao did it, the japs took what little soul they had left and now you can see how their government treated them as test subjects on a massive scale, the Chinese are not human and never will be, unless they earn a soul somehow

>> No.17680090

>>17680048
Oil will probably go under $30 but I doubt it will stay there for very long.

>>17680068
Up 30-40% eoy would be what I'm thinking

>> No.17680097

>>17680072
gold will always hold value I dont think its really good for speculation... there are still high transaction costs for physical gold?

>> No.17680110

>>17680090
XOM shell? Marathon? what are your buys?

>> No.17680113

>>17680097
I should have specified I just buy shares of GLD

>> No.17680117
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>>17679985
>collecting collateral for your loan
What?
Do you live somewhere with negative rates or something?

>>17680097
Paper gold is better than no gold.
But no gold is better than no stock

>> No.17680129
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17680129

Am I the only one thinking we'll get another Dead Cat Bounce before the real crisis starts?

>> No.17680138

I consulted the I Ching on what to do tomorrow regarding the stock market. I was pointed toward Jian. Developing Gradually. Events cannot continue in stillness without moving. Thus after Keeping Still, Developing Gradually follows. There were four moving lines so the line that should be consulted reads as follows.
Developing Gradually
The Swan Approaches the Cliff
Eat and Drink, Joyfully, Joyfully
Good Fortune
He does not reap without sowing

>> No.17680143

I think I am going to just drink myself to sleep
My puts are going to kill me tomorrow might as well get it over with sooner

>> No.17680147

>>17680110
Looking at XOM and HAL mostly
Waiting to see what the Russians and the Saudis do. If they start coming to the table price is going north of $30 fairly quickly.
This week has to be the worst week for oil stock I've seen in my life. We might see another 20+% drop before this is over though.

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>>17679959
depends on how many frackers go under
and how much fracking debt is bad
and how far that spreads out from the fracking industry

>not to mention energy supply chain disruptions from lack of local hydrocarbon production

basically i hope you dont work at a bank

>>17679999
>quads
so should i just dump my entire life savings into Aramco?
>or just wait for prices to fall 12% again by thursday's open ?

>>17680129
protip: youll be seeing dead cat bounces WHILE the real crisis is hitting

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>>17680079
I miss him bros

>> No.17680187

what can a poorfag do to make the most of this?
I've got a high risk tolerance because if I lose I won't be worse off than I am now haha

>> No.17680197

>>17680110

HAL, SLB, XOM, BP, MRO
maybe EOG or CHK down the line

>> No.17680198

>>17679995
DRIP to 1k, bitch

>> No.17680200

How are airlines looking this week?

>> No.17680201

>>17680129

one? we'll get many until us starts testing and reporting damage

then we'll get the true fall

>> No.17680207

>>17680147
can the crytojew salamanders and Ivans afford to sell oil that cheap? They want it to be higher too I would assume they ALL do correct?

>> No.17680208
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>>17679986
>you can tell by how trump speaks
remindee that those people exist, and they "invest" into the stock market
and people still wonder why shit is crashing

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>>17679995
Waiting.

>> No.17680221

>>17680110
>>17680147
why would you buy an oil company and not an oil etf? American oil companies are about to get fucked..

>> No.17680230

>>17680037
>I'm committing suicide!!!
Dont do it anon :(

>> No.17680233

>>17680221
whats an ETF?

>> No.17680240

>>17680197
I'd say CVX as well but honestly I don't think there is as much upside.

>>17680207
They both claim they can, Russia says 6 years, God only knows how much they can actually afford to lose though.

>>17680209
It's starting to look tasty, ain't it?

>> No.17680241

>>17680221
>dividends
>fucked
and then bailed out. U.S. Gov isn't letting the Shale companies go down in flames. They are vital to National Security

>> No.17680243

>>17680221
I'm still not convinced this whole Russia vs OPEC thing isn't a ruse. I think they are colluding to kill American shale.

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>>17679995

bull rally coooming. oil rebound and sanders k.o. means happy bateman.

>> No.17680247

>>17680040
Because they dropped 8% yesterday? Why do retards think market crashes don't have green days?

>> No.17680252

>>17680187
Suicidal people are in a uniquely strategic position to place shorts.

>> No.17680254

>>17680155
>>17680201
According to Historical precedent, but we may be in unprecedented times. Has the us ever gone from “no recession” to “absolutely a recession” this quickly?

>> No.17680255

I just opened two credit cards with no APR for 14 months, will I be okay on them as long as I make my minimum payments?

>> No.17680258

>>17680233
Exchange traded fund

>> No.17680261

>>17679943

hey i'm not american, your election will now move state per state?

when can i know for sure if the bernie effect will happen or not?

>> No.17680263

>>17680068
>it will double in price within the next year or two.. correct?
Literally laughed out loud at this retarded idea.

>> No.17680269

>>17680246
I completely forgot about the Tuesday primary. I hope Sanders wins both states just to see the stock market fucking freak out.

>> No.17680273

why the fuck you buy oil at all? commodities can suck my cock

>> No.17680279

>>17680241
>and then bailed out. U.S. Gov isn't letting the Shale companies go down in flames.
it's not the u.s. govt doing this... it's the saudis

>>17680243
>I think they are colluding to kill American shale.
yeah.. exactly...

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>>17680169
why was homeless terry so kino/chad?

>> No.17680289

>>17680273
what about s oybean oil?

>> No.17680295

>>17680246
we are far beyond the point where some stupid american popularity contest has any meaningful impact on the economy, and the shale industry is already doomed, there is no bounce from the hit it is getting right now, and it's going to take a chunk of the financial market with it.

>> No.17680297

>>17680263
the worlds most precious and vital finite non-renewable resource will be free huh?

>> No.17680305

>>17680197
OXY?

>> No.17680311

>>17680287
absolute mega-chad

>> No.17680312

>>17680279
The US government isn't going to let it's sole means to energy independence go bankrupt. And it's not like we don't have our own reserves that we aren't currently pissing away like the Saudis and the Russians are doing.

>> No.17680314

>>17680254
No, but civilization is accelerating so the normies don't have as much time to see the warning signs
>>17680279
when did I say the USG is doing this? I'm saying they will prop up Shale corps if they absolutely have to.

>> No.17680327

Wait what happened today for oil to flip it’s shit and go down?

>> No.17680329

>>17680312
if our (((government))) actually cared about our Nation they would use our kike fiat dollars to burn the rest of the earths supply of oil, when it runs out thats when SHTF for real, might happen in some of our lifetimes

>> No.17680332

>>17680297
>I'm going to waste my time on an investment that might return 100% in 2 years instead of investing in things that will double by next year like tech, or shorting companies going bankrupt
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/o/opportunitycost.asp

>> No.17680336

>>17680327
OPEC and Russia are having a price war and deliberately flooding the market with as much oil as possible in a attempt to drive down the price and force the other back to the negotiating table.

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Guys is it time to buy the dip? I feel like we hit support

>> No.17680350

>>17680327
Russia and Saudi started a price war because they couldn't agree on OPEC terms

>> No.17680352

>>17680240
>It's starting to look tasty, ain't it?
It is but I know oil better than any other commodity. You have to approach it with extreme caution and that goes double during a price war.

>> No.17680353

>>17680314
>>17680312
you guys have some hopeful thinking.............. buying into futures is where it's at.. not companies with debt... when the price of oil is currently below their break even price for pulling it out... cough cough>>17680305

>> No.17680355

>>17680327
Russia and Saudi Arabian Oil war.
Saudi civil war.
And corona lowering the demand for oil.
Its like a perfect storm. Expect many oil companies to go bankrupt.

>> No.17680357

>>17680344
unless they literally have a vaccine coming out tomorrow you are going to loss money

>> No.17680358

>>17680279
>t. retard

Energy security has been the project of the alphabet agencies and Washington think tanks like Rand for the entirety of the 21st century.

Do you honestly expect the greatest nation on earth to roll over and spread cheeks? watch the fucking massacre that ensues in Russian market.

Putin can carve out all the little slivers of third world shithole eastern euro backwaters he wants with his meme wars.

But oil is our sphere of influence.

>> No.17680359

>>17680336
is Russia all that dependant on oil exports though?
I thought gas was their thing

>> No.17680360

>>17680336

Thanks. The corona faggotry has kept me from giving a fuck about the news lately

>> No.17680368

>>17680357
futures are up bro

>> No.17680369

>>17680329
if they really thought it throught and cared about u.s. long term they'd let the other countries fight it out and use up all the other countries resources so we are the last ones standing with oil..

if another country wants to use up their resources for cheap.. let em.. we should be the last ones on earth with oil

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>>17680207
russia is fine, they have massive foreign reserves, and they can pump for profit for like half as much as saudis

saudis are going to burn through 15% of their foreign reserves a year to MAINTAIN current government spending, thats broke within 5 years, without taking into account mbs's broad foreign investment and economic reforms, which will absolutely increase spending

.bloomberg-com/news/articles/2020-03-09/saudi-arabia-s-economy-can-ill-afford-oil-price-war-it-started

>>17680254
>Has the us ever gone from “no recession” to “absolutely a recession” this quickly?
thats usually what characterizes big recessions in the first place...

>>17680261
primaries are state to state, to decide who will run against Trump in the presidential election (presidential election is November 3th i think? first tuesday in november)
6 stares have primary elections tomorrow, including mine (Michigan)

>> No.17680374

>>17680332
yeah thats true but oil WILL go up 2 years max, 0 risk to double your investment in 2 years. thats 100% ROI try searching for that on "Investopedia"

>> No.17680377

>>17680295
>a socialist commie stooge in the worlds most stable economy precisely because it has had no socialist stooges who've wrecked the economy isn't a big deal

>oil is dead when most shale producers are up 10% aftermarket

reatrd

>> No.17680381

>>17680368
oh shit youre right i guess the bull run of a lifetime is back wow, the economy will be totally fine

>> No.17680386

>>17680358
they'll wait till a bunch of small companies go bankrupt before stepping in.. imo.. playing oil companies is a dangerous game right now considering the current situations going on in the world.. but whatever.. to each their own........

>> No.17680387

>>17680359
Not sure how oil dependent they are but they are one of the biggest oil producers in the world behind OPEC and I think ahead of US shale.

>> No.17680389

DEAD CAT BOUNCE RIGHT?!

>> No.17680396

>>17680373
What about for Canada?

>> No.17680400

>>17680374
>0 risk
>other than it getting worse
>bankrupting oil companies
>going back up slowly
>not having any hiccups on the way back up
Ok dude.

>> No.17680401

>>17680373
I dont think government protectionism will defeat profit margins in the end... In an EXPORT game

>> No.17680404

>>17680358
Please don’t give (you)s to our most cancerous posters. When you stop replying they seem to disappear.

>> No.17680417

>>17680400
look at 30 year oil curves.. Oil is somehow no longer important, those dirty chinks all have cars now and so do poo's. You can double your money, yes there will be hiccups

>> No.17680421

>>17680352
True, the way I see it, it's just a matter of how long this price war goes on for. Little guys with no assets or cash on hand are going to have a hard time. Can't go wrong if you stick with some big guys that won't sink though.

>> No.17680425

>>17680401
do you think defense industries are always profitable?

or do you think we massively overpay them peace time because having a domestic defense industry ready for a major war is ideal?
think on it anon, think hard

>> No.17680442

Should I go against the TSX given how fucked Canada will be?

>> No.17680446

>>17680305
might make some money off of it. Honestly it's still too early to tell. I liked the stocks I listed because I'm familiar with them This thing just started and any prediction done before the Saudis and Russians meet is pure speculation

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>>17680404
the grown ups are trying to have a conversation here kid.. you wanna have a conversation about oil or a conversation about me?? please don't just jump in unless you have something of substance

>> No.17680461

When are the feds going to pump? I refuse to believe they wont do it before the meeting happening in a weeks time

>> No.17680468

>>17680261
>when can i know for sure if the bernie effect will happen or not?
Bernie will never happen in a million years. The DNC will see to that. No fucking way the powerful millionaire stock investing Democrats will allow somebody who sees himself as a capital S Socialist to ascend to the presidency on the back of their platform. No way no how. Yes, they will humor him and his followers but only so far as it helps them elect one of their own, i.e., not him. Literally neverrrr going to happen in his lifetime

>> No.17680477
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>>17680461
1 trillion dollar pump is incoming

>> No.17680478

>>17680448
I got something of SUSTENANCE right here *unzips dik*

>> No.17680480

>>17680425
defense is 100% government Gibs same as food stamps, Heres a novel idea: use our 50 trillion dollar military to nuke the fuck out of Saudi Arabia and then we only have Russia to negotiate with

>> No.17680503

>>17680461
Nikkei 225 trending to the green post lunch, big volume aftermarket in oil and gas obviously from institutions buying the base of the cliff.

No need anon. The economy will be fueled tomorrow by the blood of decapitated bear corpses.

>> No.17680505

>>17680461
>>17680477
hard to pump when you've came 5 times and only a plume of smoke comes out

>> No.17680506

Why did people stop censor posting, that was hot.

>> No.17680512

>>17680446
>>17680358
>>17680336
>>17680329
>>17680314
>>17680312
>>17680305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhBVonKiiis

>> No.17680519
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>>17680448
OXY can pump short term because it has 25% yield and has not lowered dividends in 25 years. as long as you sell before the next dividend reveal (where it might actually go down) there could be a pretty penny to be made because a lot of people will buy in for the yield thinking they can just hold it for 4.5 years and get back what they put in regardless whether the stock goes up or down. OXY is up 12% in the after hours.

>> No.17680522

>>17680477
NUUUUUUU
I WANNA BUY MORE KOKIES

>> No.17680528

>>17680359
They still are, but not as much as they were pre-2014
But that doesn't matter, Saudi Arabia is WAY more dependent on oil, and Russia has extremely low debt and lot's of foreign reserves in comparison to Saudi Arabia

>> No.17680529

>>17680480
yeezzz

and so will be the fate of shale, which you need to power our hopelessly inefficient war machine to bring freedom to the unenlightened.

look at the range of the Abrams vs every other nato tank, and the philosophy behind why that is.

>> No.17680534

>>17680506
blame the janny

>> No.17680537

BULLCHADS RISE UP, STOCK FUTURES BGTFOOOOOOOING THE BEARKEKIES, BASED! BASED! DAB DAB DAB YUUUUHHH

>> No.17680543

>>17680480
Fuck off
Stop crushing my LMTies

>> No.17680545

>>17680503
Pure delusion.

>> No.17680553

>>17680519
start at 2:12..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmpKxB5nAnQ

>> No.17680554

>>17680529
lol tanks?? this aaint ww2
USA can destabilize any sand country, granted occupying isnt successful for any term

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Invest in human genetic editing

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>>17680512
SOON.

>> No.17680570

>>17680562
Obama?

>> No.17680574

>>17680537
>>17680480
>>17680386

I've been shilling this message all night, and now its here, beautiful. Thanks glow in the dark bois.

Biggest movers pre-market:
MROMarathon Oil Corp
4.25
+17.08%
1,520,370
APAApache Corp
10.80
+13.09%
704,867
OXYOccidental Petroleum...
14.10
+12.71%
1,363,350
HESHess Corp
36.19
+9.73%
200,189
MPCMarathon Petroleum C...
36.99
+9.37%
289,084

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>>17680396
what you mean?
canada does not have a nationalized oil company, so no huge deal (significant part of the western provinces is oil dominated tho?)

if anything, australis is a big one to worry about, hydrocarbons in general are a large portion of their economy (various industrial metals make up the other big portions, which also may be seeing some hits from low demand soon....)

>>17680401
believe what you want, I really dont care

>>17680359
>is Russia all that dependant on oil exports though?
no, although it is a nice portion (like tech or aviation industry in america, not hegimon big, but still noticeable)
>I thought gas was their thing
with some easy chemical engineering one can be turned into the other (also where one is found, the other is usually nearby, if not in the same place)

>>17680554
>USA can destabilize any sand country
destruction is easy, entropy always increasing
the hard part is surviving the fallout, politically and financially, not to mention dealing with retaliation, and a MASSIVE loss of soft power ( a "resource" that is notoriously difficult to cultivate when isolated)

>> No.17680585

>>17680574
what does all that mean?

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>futures are green for one fucking day
>reading the words "bullchads" and "we're back"
These threads are retarded, I want to leave but I can't

>> No.17680605

>>17680512
I think MSM is usually trash but anybody thinking about trading oil should pay attention to what that guy had to say.

>> No.17680607

>>17680585
it means the market agrees with me that shale is going to be bailed out one way or the other to fuel the ceramo-metalic tracked vehicle march of freedom

>> No.17680613

>>17680553
people only looking at technical analysis will be tempted to buy in. im not saying there's no risk involved but it could be a good pump n dump opportunity.

>> No.17680618

>>17680607
HAL calls?

>> No.17680647

>>17680061

Imagine being so retarded you’re grateful to have insectoid soulless bat eating disease factory overlords

>> No.17680656

>>17680607
>it means the market agrees with me
where do you see that? I don't see anything that agrees with shale being bailed out just yet.. just speculation on bounce plays

>>17680605
it's important to know what prices are break even for oil companies

>>17680613
yeah i'm thinking it'll have a bounce but i don't see recovery in oil for awhile esepcially after what just happend... on top of already declining oil prices and then the whole corona thing... idk.. i think i rather invest in tech companies than oil companies

>> No.17680660

>>17680377
>>oil is dead when most shale producers are up 10% aftermarket
> up 10% after being down 40% in a single fucking day
Do you brainlets really expect stocks to crash every day in a straight line to 0?

>> No.17680665

>>17680607
I'd give it a day, watch what it does this week.
As long as OPEC dispute is going on nothing will change.

>> No.17680671

>>17680597
Stay, it makes the crashes that much more thrilling knowing there are people cheering over 0.5% pumps.

>> No.17680679

I hope we get a nice big juicy pump tomorrow
I'll get some SQQQ nice and cheap.

>> No.17680707

>>17680584
>believe what you want, I really dont care
think about why you may have said that
have you studied intl trade academically?
I'm not as financially savvy as you guys but in my economics education price fixing is only for domestic protection IE agriculture... It was a smart move to correct the US markets, and we deserved that but long term who is going to come out on top?

>> No.17680708
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>>17680618
Hal calls
BNO calls
USO calls
APA calls
OXY calls

The American war machine must be fed to enlighten the savages with glorious freedom, and this right will not be infringed upon.

Oilchads rise up.

>> No.17680750

>>17680477
>100% inflation incoming!

>> No.17680783

Why is Tootsie Roll one of the most shorted companies in the market?

>> No.17680788
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17680788

>I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE

>> No.17680807

>>17680607
>>17680708
>oil will come back!
>bail outs!
1. Oil is not coming back for weeks, or however long it takes for Russia and OPEC to strike a deal, which is not soon because they hate each other
2. Bail outs don't do shit for stock price, it means the company is fucking bankrupt and literally worthless

>> No.17680808

>>17680708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTVC3ioH99c

>> No.17680816
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>>17680783
have you ever eaten a tootsie roll fren?

>> No.17680821

>>17680088
This

>> No.17680827
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>>17680816
I like them

>> No.17680828
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17680828

>if only you knew how bad things really are

>> No.17680834
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>>17680783
doesnt look high short interest to me
Fintel source

>> No.17680840

>>17680807
Weeks at worst I'd say.
Both Russia and the Saudis are lying about how long they can sell this cheap for. It's a game of chicken.

>> No.17680851

>>17680816
>>17680783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs7f3ssuEjA

>> No.17680863

DO I BUY ARISTOCRATS NOW????????

>> No.17680878
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How do we use this to crash oil forever?

>> No.17680879

>>17680863
Buy Kings like Tootsie Roll

>> No.17680893

>>17680750
Ah yes, the inflation effects of having a safe haven currency during a global recession...

Look at the goddamned yen. Things aren’t as simple as you think. And don’t you dare @ me with stagflation. We’re not India.

>> No.17680904

>>17680807
>new prince need frendos to secure power
>he just tanked the net worth of all his frendos

how many more reasons do I need to give you retard?

there are more than enough underlying reasons to expect it to rise. if you want to sit on
the sidelines fine

the men willing to take reasonable risks are talking sweetie, but im sure your royal wedding commemorative plates will be worth something someday soon :)

>> No.17680917

>>17680893

India is fucked tho even as an oilchad bull I will admit

serious link/shitcoin spam incoming to this board for the unemployed subcontinentals

>> No.17680919
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>>17680788
Been a while since I've seen the smooth penis index posted. Good times. Good feels.

You may not get off Mr. Bones Wild ride.

>> No.17680920

>>17680840
I agree, I’m buying a couple hundred bucks worth of $5 April calls with a big pee pee....let’s see if I am gonna stuff my butt with my pee pee or I get to put it inside of a hott mans bigger pee hole?

>> No.17680940

how green we will go?3%,5%,7%?
place your bets boys

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>>17680834
https://www.highshortinterest.com/

>> No.17680945

>>17680344
it will be a bull trap

t. bull

>> No.17680953

>>17680788
zoom out farther

>> No.17680966

How many days will be green before the plunge?

>> No.17680969

>>17680940
It doesn't matter. Wednesday will be red.

>> No.17680981

>>17680940
I could see half of yesterday retrace. 2830 S&P close? Something like that?

>> No.17680982

Any Oil stocks on sale that pay dividends?

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17680990

and just like that spy will never be below 2800 again

>> No.17680991

>>17680982
Oh they're on sale alright. The question is how much cheaper can they get. OXY pays a killer dividend assuming they can actually manage to do so in these conditions.

>> No.17680993
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17680993

AAAAAAAAA
IM AT THE STORE
WHAT DO I BUY FOR THE CORONOCALYPSE?!?!?

Got coffee, beans, protein powder, Clorox, TP, PT, and water. And popcorn. What am I missing?

>>17680919
>smoothppindex
Based as fuck

>> No.17680994

>>17680068
The most money I ever lost was trying to catch the falling oil knife. Fuck that shit, it's going out of fashion, don't buy. Yolo on tsla instead, it's a dying sector.

>> No.17681010

>>17680994
>it's going out of fashio
Totally wrong but it can definitely get more fucked than present fuckedness.

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>>17680827
disappointing famalamadingdong

im still rooting for ya tho

>>17680828
dont forget, it can always get worse

>>17680919
I know, its a very exciting time to be alive

>>17680953
no u

>> No.17681016

fuck tripfags

>> No.17681021

>>17680993
actual food?

>> No.17681029

>>17680994
Green energy is about to get fucked harder than oil currently is.

>> No.17681030
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17681030

>vix

>> No.17681032

>>17681029
why is that?

>> No.17681034

>>17681021
Actual food spoils though... I mean I got some canned beans and canned salmon?

>> No.17681035

>>17681030
we're fucked aren't we?

>> No.17681044

>>17681032
Cheap oil.

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>>17681032
because green energies competition just got 30% cheaper

bro do you even cause and effect?

>> No.17681048

>>17681030
explain for this retard

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>>17680994
>Im going to buy an expensive luxury electric car brand because I think the market is shite and oil prices will continue to fall making gas the cheapest its been in decades

wow, wow annon

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17681060

>vix2

>> No.17681065

>>17680994
when did you sell vs how high it got after you sold?

>> No.17681079

>>17681060
ah so you're saying we're not at the bottom yet

>> No.17681088

>>17681060
that means its volatile.. It went down 2000 points yesterday so it will go up today according to the VIX

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>>17681013
here you go buddy

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>>17679995
SLB is an absolutely tremendous buy right now.

>> No.17681128

I'm waiting for some wall street yuppie to fall dead of the virus

>> No.17681131

>>17680904
I shorted GUSH last week and bought DRIP this week. DRIP going to 1k before this is done.

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>>17681035
>>17681048

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>>17681060
this week is going to be nuts

>> No.17681172

Did Bernie drop out yet?

>> No.17681181

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
If you're not a b**mer than this disaster is a blessing
Rebirth can only come after decay
Fuck bulls and hail Corona'chan

>> No.17681184

Bull run starts tomorrow. Are you guys gonna make it?

>> No.17681190
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17681190

>>17681101
>no indicators
>one line instead of many bars
>no labels
>no fucking title

disgusting

>> No.17681200

>>17681131
>Bought at the peak

Never change biz

>> No.17681222
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17681222

>it's just the flu bro!
Seasonal flu mortality rate is 0.05% while corona-chan's is 1-4%, so low-end 20x as lethal. Corona-chan is also far more contagious
>it'll stop spreading when it warms!
Flu is expectedly seasonal, it's R0 in winter is ~1.6 and under 1 in summer. Corona-chan's R0 is over 3 now (already well outside of flu season) and estimated to still be over 2 in summer, so while the speed of spread will slow, it won't be stopped.
>b-but treatments are just around the corner!
No. A vaccine is a year away at least. Antivirals don't work unless given within the first few days of infection, given the incubation period antivirals will be all but worthless. Monoclonal antibody therapy will be more effective, but is 6m out until trials, and still won't be very effective in advanced cases, indeed, Regeneron appears to be targeting their treatment as a prophylactic, probably mainly for healthcare workers treating the infected.

>> No.17681232

>>17680942
oh sry I accidentally looked at short volume ratio instead of short interest

>> No.17681242

Do any of you guys have an idea of stocks or etfs to buy now that we are going to collapse further?
Commodites, tech, aerospace, etc?
Special acquisitions or dumbass ipos

>> No.17681246
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>>17681200
>peak

>> No.17681250
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17681250

look at that asx future almost 9%
Cant wait for the CAC40

>> No.17681288

>>17680750
>muh inflation
Central Bank of Japan printed 150% of GDP in the last 10 years,
Japan government debt close to 300% yet they are still close to zero inflation and they say they have a lot room to ease
Switzerland printed 100%+ of their GDP in the last 10 years, imposed negative rates of -0.8% and their currency just got stronger
What makes anyone believe that the Fed which prints US$ - the world reserve currency cannot get to those numbers?
Current balance sheet is just 25% of GDP but because the US$ is a reserve currency they can probably sustain 100% of the world GDP which I believe is around 80 trln
Yes it seems crazy but get back 10 years ago and think about what we have now - it seemed totally crazy that central bank will monetize federal debt
So in our lifetime this charade can easily be sustained
They will just print 1 trln per year maybe increasing this number 10% per year. It will get stocks 10-20% per year growth on average indefinitely

>> No.17681297

My friends getting married and asked me to be his groomsmen, but he's mormon and I don't practice anymore. I smoke and masturbate, and haven't payed tithing in years, so I'm not going to be worthy to attend the reception and have to tell him to pick someone else tonight. Feels pretty bad, not really smg but you're frens and I needed to say it to someone.

>> No.17681335
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17681335

>>17680982
SLB BREH

>> No.17681338

>>17681297
your degeneracy got in the way

>> No.17681343

What the fuck is going to happen when the European markets open? DAX futures are up 6%, AEX is down 10% ????????

>> No.17681354

>>17681338
Very true, if I wasn't degenerate I could've at least attempted to remedy tithing payments and get a recommend.

>> No.17681355
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WE GO HIGHER

>> No.17681359

>>17681126
you know she's faking it right?

>> No.17681375
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17681375

these futures
we survived the great depression 2.0 bros
fuck tripfags

>> No.17681388

fuck what a surge lads

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17681398

>>17681343
>>17681375
>Back to bull market!
>Can't go lower!

>> No.17681403
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17681403

>>17681359
Faking what?

That SLB will be over $20 a share in the morning?

>> No.17681404

Twitter will be absolutely livid tomorrow
>”So what the stock market made a full recovery? It’s still Trump’s fault for Coronavirus!”

>> No.17681406

not going long TR, that's for sure, but CAKE is gonna BAKE me some profits.

>> No.17681411

>>17681403
The eye thing. She's faking it and has been exposed long ago

>> No.17681412

>>17681398
Just in case the Dutch numbers are real, I'm playing limit buys for Shell at 14.52, Aegon at 2.01, and ING at 6.01

>> No.17681424

I laddered CD's when we were at 29k.

>> No.17681433
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>>17681406
its good candy, good value

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>>17681412
>Bullish

>> No.17681439

>>17680981
a huge green dildo is forming already but i am kind of the same opinion we probably break 2900(bottom of green candle of last week) for few hours and then close below it. i have a very tiny position lets see how it goes

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>>17680368
>bro, market only needs to surge by 50% more than the largest single day gain ever to close black for the week! bull run starts now!
Very bullish.

>> No.17681443

>>17681411
If you haven't noticed, the insta-thot in question has different colored eyes like David Bowie. Except she does it for attention whereas his is real. The fuck part is she pretends she really has the condition. She doesn't. The whole thing is a bold face lie to get more followers

>> No.17681444

>>17681404
Italy just shut their country down and you think the stock market is gonna make a "full recovery"...

>> No.17681457

>>17681444
>caring what happens to Italy

>> No.17681459

>>17681444
>Italy just shut their country down and you think the stock market is gonna make a "full recovery"...
Spaghetti niggers are inconsequential

>> No.17681462

>Italy
>Fails to open stock market on the worst trading day in history

You think they’ll open it tomorrow now that things are pumping?
These fucks...
They can’t keep spaghettiing away with it!!!

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>>17681443
Jesus christ you spergs. I just thought it was a hot pic.

What do you think SLB will top out at tomorrow?

>> No.17681464

>>17681444
>Italy
Literally who?

>> No.17681465

>>17681439
I'm more guessing closing price with the 2830. Intraday it'll probably go higher than that as futures currently up at 2850 suggest.

>> No.17681467

OF COURSE FUTURES ARE UP THERE ARE ALWAYS GREEN DAYS AFTER MASSIVE HISTORIC DUMPS

>> No.17681475

Guys would it be smart to invest in alcohol?

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>>17681288
you assume too much by implying USD will stay reserve currency of the world status (even though it was in a downtrend until the 2010's)


doubt we will see such a massive injection, or anything close to massive inflation

still its been far too long since we've had any deflation, so its not an ideal situation...

>> No.17681492

>>17681441
Trump will unironically make tomorrow green to let his oligarch friends to adjust their portfolios before the next free fall.

>> No.17681493

>>17681467
He said after shitposting about how it’d be red for the next 6 months

>> No.17681523

>>17681485
...time to buy mccormick?

>>17681467
>yes.

>> No.17681562

>>17681438
This is what fags are freaking out about? Who the fuck cares

>> No.17681574

>>17681562
>Just a flu bro!

>> No.17681576

>>17681475
yeah STZ is always good,
BUD and TAP are on fire sale as well

>> No.17681589

>>17681562
GDP numbers

>> No.17681590

>>17679943
Please pardon me, I'm extremely stupid.

Is now a good time to buy the stock index due to the market dropping?

>> No.17681591

>>17681576
Thanks mate

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>>17681590
no, and yes
hard to tell without hindsight

just DCA for the next few months/years/rest of your life and youll be fine

>> No.17681609

>>17681590
Check back next week.

>> No.17681620

How many people get btfo if we somehow open red tomorrow

>> No.17681623

Im feeling GUSH cause of this pump

>> No.17681631

SFIX is honestly a fucking ridiculous buy I know its kind of a stupid gay company but there will be a rotation into it once oil settles down, no way was that earnings a 50% loss worthy it was a 35% at worst

>> No.17681647

>>17681620
No way. Futures have covered 60% of yesterday's candle by now. Trump is pumping the market deep and hard.

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>>17681590
>>17681605
now is a horrible time to get in, negative real returns over the next 12 years

>> No.17681698

>>17681590
Not yet, wait a few days

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>>17681686
>he knows what will happen in the future
dude just win the lottery, no need to waste a crystal ball on a bunch of math and charts

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I am just hoping I can get some SLB call buys in before it explodes in the morning.

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>>17681710
Holy khazar milkres

>> No.17681724

NOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN EWJ PUTERINOS

>> No.17681731

>>17681710
Marry this woman or tell me where she lives so I can

>> No.17681750

>>17681686
I'm cooming, hussman funds is so high quality anon, this is big brain shit. Good job.

>> No.17681753

>>17681718
>>17681710
Holy shit.

Is this tinder?
How do I get to this?

>> No.17681776

>>17681686
What are they suggesting then, gold? Cash? All in bonds?

Today was fine time to buy some strong stocks with healthy yields. BUT the rest of the week, I will likely fade the rally.

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How did you guys NOT buy SPXL with all your 401ks yesterday?
Do you NOT want to make it?

>> No.17681795

>>17681778
;_;
My limit did hit on SCHX. There’s now $5 just sitting in my rollover ira... what do I do with it?

>> No.17681796

>>17681753
Bullish for tinder

>> No.17681808

>>17681778
I put a good chunk of money from my savings to buy the dip this morning on a lot of stuff, I will get my well deserved green day tommrow

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>> No.17681843

>>17681776
They are heavily hedged, losing about 1-2% a quarter this last year since they think market fundamentals could deteriorate rapidly at any point. It hasn't been the smartest move, but their projected returns and information is rock solid. They just missed most of the cyclical indicators traders look at, they should've taken a more bullish approach until those fundamentals started deteriorating in 2018 really. They are a bed rock fundamental analysis though, equity markets will correct 60% minimum this time.

>> No.17681870

>>17681843
Are you an everything bubble doomer?

>> No.17681875

When does after hours trading open up? I need to offload some SQQQ

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>>17681795

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>>17681808
my nigga

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>>17681877
I only had like 150 in that account and wanted to get it in the market heh
Set that limit order a while back in case the market ever dipped enough to get 2 shares and just put that account out of my mind.

Maybe set a limit order for F at 5.19?
I don’t want it as cash because... well... you know.

>> No.17681938

>pumping stalled
CONCERN
O
N
C
E
R
N

>> No.17681945

i swear to god if i wake up and it's red...

>> No.17681956

>>17681945
Red = PARTY TIME!
Green = Meh.

>> No.17681980

i randomly bought a call of tesla and spy on monday
did i fucking shit the bed?

>> No.17681985

>>17680207
>can the crytojew salamanders and Ivans afford to sell oil that cheap? They want it to be higher too I would assume they ALL do correct?
It's a big game of gay chicken except rather than getting a mouth full of cum your head gets mounted on a spike by angry democracy activists.
We have absolutely no idea if they can afford it, and neither do they.

>> No.17681991

>>17681980
You’re quite likely a very lucky man.
Don’t get hooked on options, very easy to give that back and more.

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>>17681932
i would paper trade until you saved up a comfy amount and then i would suggest throwing it in a leveraged etf when the stock market tanks like it is now.
of course it could keep going down and youre stuck bagholding if you dont cut your losses, but i have alot of optimism in the US companies in the near to long term future.
this whole stupid corona shit has shown the normies and retarded puppet politicians who dont read the bills they pass, that our economy is so heavily relied by china that economic warfare with them at a time like this could cripple us, regardless of whether this virus is serious or not.
90 % of our antibiotics come from china?
Thats insane.
Long story short, US businesses and international businesses transferring production here should be booming soon

>> No.17682003

>Russia says no to opec cute because “us producers should share the pain”

Uhhhh why the FUCK is no one talking about this?

Shots fucking fired man

All the saudis did was agree and accelerate the process.

>> No.17682012

>>17681995
Can I get some links to these “DIDNT age well” trump tweets where he attacks the president (obama)?

>> No.17682015

>>17680358
I agree for the most part.. but how will the USG bail them out? Buy their stock? Somehow secure their debts? I totally agree, national security risk, and an item of national pride, likely especially for Trump, who also has a penchant for blue-collar Americans, even if he ain't one of em.

>> No.17682024

>>17682001
>Long story short, US businesses and international businesses transferring production here should be booming soon
This. US, Canada, and Mexico (Big on mexico) will be booming with panicked reshoring when the smoke clears from this.

>> No.17682028

>>17681995
>>17682012
The tweets fake though

>> No.17682035

>>17682028
That’s why I want the links...

>> No.17682041

>>17681870
Kind of, mostly because I see large scale shifts in populations that are incongruent with market wide long scale investment strategies though. We invest and borrow money with future claims on resources being fundamental to this paradigm, but those resources are not materializing as we've seen over market behavior these past 20 years, and it's causing a lot of stress to the fundamentals. So unless zoomers plan on investing with 70 year timeframes in mind our current way of valuing most investments market wide will just not hold up in the future.

>> No.17682042

>>17680461
they'll wait until after/during the next large drop, or after two smaller 1.5-3.5% drops, only if necessary. They are fully aware that the action can be seen as a sign of how precarious things are. They will likely stand by a bit as a gesture that things aren't too bad (even if they are [but who really knows])

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>>17682003
Dude this is the best opportunity to buy oil stocks for cheap you will ever get.

Im going all in on calls on halliburton and schlumberger in the morning

>> No.17682046

>futures

NOOOOO MY PUTS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17682049

>>17682015
Offer them generous 1% interest loans due in 10 years. Buy their stock. Convince some bank like BofA or Chase to buy their toxic debt, and then the government can buy it from the bank. Offer contracts to buy X years of gasoline or whatever.

>> No.17682057

>>17682035
The point is you can't get a link to something fake

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>>17681956
This week I'm pretty much just twiddling my thumbs waiting in cash. My plan is to eventually go 2x long once S&P generates a buy signal for me but with the way my TA stuff works that's minimum 3-4 days out unless there is a ridiculous high volume V reversal from here (not happening). May or may not short depending on how things look and if a setup forms that I'm comfy with.

I made the decision to switch to swing trading 90% 2x S&P and 10% commodities or individual equities in future. Seems like best time to make that move. I tried real hard to manage a portfolio of individual equities but it's too much time commitment and too many spinning plates to maintain, all to usually tie the index or beat it only slightly.

>> No.17682061

>>17682049
Good point. So do you wait for oil to drop more in the coming weeks? --or buy now thinking it will not drop further?

>> No.17682069

>>17682003
That's essentially old news at this point. Their position was clear on Friday.

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>>17682049
They will simply subsidize the companies. It's gonna be great.

SLB will be back over $50 per share in 2 years time.

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>>17682046
Sorry Yugih boy...
You activated my trap card!
Quantitative Easing!

>> No.17682086

>>17682061
Oil will not drop further. This is the bottom.

you just had a 30% drop at the bottom of a bear market. This is the turning point.

>> No.17682096

>>17682086
>This is the turning point.
Based on what? Your ass?

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>>17682003
>>17682045
>buy stocks in companies that are about to take on massive debt or go bankrupt
lmao naw. learn 2 business.

>>17682049
>>17682073
>bailouts are good for companies!
>except their stocks dump to near zero because it means they should be bankrupt

>>17682086
>THIS IS THE BOTTOM
>THIS IS THE TURNING POINT
OH NO NO NO NO NO!!!

>> No.17682131

Bat virus is literally just starting to spread , it would be very stupid to buy in the following weeks.

>> No.17682137

Do I hold VXX calls expiring Friday in the hope of a red day on Wednesday or should I cut losses?

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>>17682114
Hey retard, buy when others are fearful. Sell when others are confident.

This is prime time for making stacks of cash on big, well funded oil companies who have built up war chests to survive shit like this, like halliburton and Schlumberger.

>> No.17682147

>>17682028
most of them are real, but the one you replied to isn't. The vast majority of hypocritical tweets that Trump made about Obama that also apply to him are very real. For example, he non-stop complained about Obama flying around to campaign using air force one, all while he's flew all around the country on taxpayer dime to show up to way more rallies than Obama ever did. Another example is him bitching constantly about Obama playing golf, and then he plays more golf than any president in history, again on taxpayer dime.

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>>17682060
Ffffffuck. I only watched a few of the gataris and missed the most recent couple... but I never “got” the plot and it was just sooooo erotic... that I might have to watch the ones I missed. I also didn’t like glasses bigtits best friend, they tended to mix her in with flashes of a 3D woman who was not my type at all.

But fugggg kanberu and the snake girl had some seriously erotic shit going down. Snail a shit tho.

>>17682079
Oh god powell could make for such excellent memes... if only I knew how to shoop.

>>17682057
No the real point is, whichever of them are real, I want links to.

He shittalked the pres a lot on twitter. Maybe the Ebola one, is that real?

>>17682086
Shit. I wanted to buy some maybe cvx.
Oh well, I’ve got plenty of Dowgies.

>>17682045
Seems a little late, I’m guessing they’ll have pumped double digits by the open based on... well nothing but the presumed absence of selling pressure.

>> No.17682164

>>17681778
honestly payout from equal money of SPXL and SPY basically same over end of short term

me just but SPY now

>> No.17682173

>>17682143
>Buy at the start of the crash when there is no resolution in sight
Ok bro, thats what people said 2 weeks ago.

>> No.17682182

>>17682173
imo knowing the problem = knowing resolution in this day and age

crashes with know problems NEVER last long

>> No.17682186

>>17682181>>17682181

oil is back on the menu
>>17682181
>>17682181
>>17682181
new thread

>>17682181>>17682181

>> No.17682194

>>17682147

it's real retard

>> No.17682198

>>17682143
name of that chick? doesn't look like emmabraddy.. but it looks like a chick i know

>> No.17682201

>>17682194
No, it's actually not. There's overwhelming things to criticize Trump on for his hypocrisy, but this one is fake sadly. I wish it was real though.

>> No.17682220

>>17682182
What is the solution to the oil crisis and how long will it take?

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>>17682060
SSO and DBPG are Chad tier investments. You will be happy. They would have worked through the Great Recession and surely will work now. I'm more aggressive so I like SOXL (bought 3 dozen shares this morning at 151), TECL, FNGU, TQQQ, and SPXL but either way we're both going to be max comfy on the other side of this quarter's bullshit.

>> No.17682357

>>17680246
I need it lower. I hope Berndawg wins. Shit will tank so fucking hard. Then I can dump my 50k and by the time he's out of office I'm a millionaire. Go Bernie Go

>> No.17682365

>>17680252
Fucking kek

>> No.17682696

>>17680994
>imagine believing this

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