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[Anonymous No.17734544]

>Crypto down
>Real money down
>Stocks down
>Oil down

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY MONEY?????

[Anonymous No.17734568]

Burn it for warmth

[Anonymous No.17734651]

>>17734544
buy some puts

[Anonymous No.17734680]

>>17734544
scoop up cheap link you tard

[Anonymous No.17734690]

>>17734651
the most expensive puts of all time kek

[Anonymous No.17734722]

Toilet paper. It's not a joke.

[Anonymous No.17734727]

>>17734544
unironically precious metals

[Anonymous No.17734747]

btc lmao

[Anonymous No.17734750]

>>17734544
long money you low iq nigger

[Anonymous No.17735026]

>>17734727
THEY ARE DOWN TOO

[Anonymous No.17736008]

>>17734544
Massive quantities of Vitamin D.
This is round two of the mask play. When previously asymptomatic recovered Corona patients (at least 10% of the population of Western countries in a few months) get re-infected it causes a so-called cytokine storm which triggers heart attacks in many individuals who are not at high risk of dying from the virus itself, i.e. people with strong immune systems (there's hundreds of videos of middle-aged and even young Chinks literally dropping dead like flies in the streets).
Vitamin D is one of the cheapest and most available substances that can mitigate cytokine storms.
National health administrations will eventually be forced to reveal this information to the public and just like with masks and disenfectant before the information will spread like wildfire and all commercially available stock will be gone in days.

This information is especially valuable to Europeans who can't buy guns and ammo, which is probably the next best play right now.

[Anonymous No.17736032]

>>17734544
Use it to create real wealth and not just hoard dollars you stupid faggot.

[Anonymous No.17736059]

buy beans

no really. do it

[Anonymous No.17736062]

>>17734544
wipe your ass with it because you can't get toilet paper anyway