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>> No.17737884

Bottom is in boyz

>> No.17737890

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWNNNNNNN

>> No.17737900
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UNDER 21K WHEN?

>> No.17737903

Already made
>>17737753

>> No.17737904

What are the quality dividend stocks to get into now? KO, DIS, JNJ?

>> No.17737910

Daily reminder: Trump is a Zionist and whore of the military-industrial complex just like every other puppet president

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Ding 96 str in OSRS while shorting the market. Feels comfy

>> No.17737926
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>all the leftypol discorders in these threads
>trump totally caused this highly contagious pandemic
>he doesn't have to defer to states at all on matter like this
Leftoids are retards and dishonest. Nothing new.

>> No.17737930

Tomorrow is friday the 13th.

>> No.17737943

anyone bought stocks recently? Im planning to just ignore everything for a few months and check back later

>> No.17737945

>my only call holding strong is SNSS

Mild kek

>> No.17737969
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Bros I bought my first stock but it keeps going down. End it.

Curious if I should just wait or what.

>> No.17737970

I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>> No.17737983

>>17737919
>Not already maxed combat
Never going to make it

>> No.17737986
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ok so how much are the markets gonna tank when its announced that the president of the United States has corona?
it seems like there is no bottom in sight, only bad news

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>>17737945
OH NO NO NO

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DD0mzPhVSU

It's a long road to the bottom. Dear God, this is a damn massacre. Someone pls shoot me.

>> No.17737994

>>17737943
i dca so yeah. i figure we'll be fine in about 5 years

>> No.17737997
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This orange retard is finished. I’m not voting for him

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>>17737841
THIS IS BAD...

>Defense Secretary Esper says he has spoken to President Trump about attack in Iraq that killed 2 Americans and a British soldier. U.S. officials say Iranian-backed forces responsible. Esper says the president gave him all the authorities he needs to "do what I need to do."

https://twitter.com/LucasFoxNews/status/1238123390646595584

>> No.17737999

>>17737919
Nice

>> No.17738000

ALL IN SQQQ/SPXU
FUCK TRIPFAGS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK ROBINHOOD
FUCK LEFTISTS

>> No.17738019

>>17737926
He didn't act fast enough. We still lack test kits.

>> No.17738031

dow would be 40k if bernie was president. literally double.

>> No.17738032

>>17737986

They have a cure just not for poor people. Plasma from recovered patients an old as shit technology look it up. Orange man ain't going nowhere

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>>17737986
No, pls don't be real.

>> No.17738034

>>17737986
ironically they'd pump if he died.

>> No.17738038

>>17737926
>trump does everything in his power to ignore the pandemic until the stock market crashes
>MIGAtards claim this is the proper way to handle a public health crisis
>>>/r/the_donald

>> No.17738041

>>17737926
go back to your low IQ containment board, anon

>> No.17738047

Just crash to SPX 2K today so I can get rid of these shorts, this shit is killing me.

>> No.17738048

blumpf is finished

>> No.17738064

>>17737945
>holding strong
Eh? Down 60% from its high, but yeah totally bullish bro, super strong and stuff

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>AMD raiders managed to bring AMD down to <41 and cuck stoplimiters
FFFUUUUUUCKKKKKKK

>> No.17738070

>>17737998
Oh my fucking god. A war in the Middle East would be the ultimate final fuck you to the economy. It's 100% going to happen now, isn't it?

>> No.17738076

9%

I wish the crossborders would leave and stay leave.

>> No.17738086

>>17737997
Threats only work if you were actually plan on voting for him in the first place.

>>17738019
Everyone is lacking test kits

>> No.17738124

It all
Returns
To NOTHING
It just keeps
Tumbling Down
Tumbling Down
Tumbling DOOOOOWN

2020
Just keeps
Letting me down
Letting me down
Letting me DOOOOOWN

>> No.17738127

I cashed out
whats a good indicator for when to buy back in? asking for my children or my childrens children ofc

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>>17737997
just 3 away....

>> No.17738143

Tomorrow is the day
The big day
Black Friday the 13th
Its fate.

Sell SPXU after tomorrow, its going to reach the floor.

>> No.17738148

THE REPO MARKET HAS BEEN FUCKED SINCE NOVEMBER. ONE OR MORE OF THE BIG BANKS IS SECRETLY INSOLVENT. PENSION FUNDS WERE ALREADY FUCKED BUT NOW THEY'RE COMPLETELY BEYOND A DOUBT NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO PAY THEIR MEMBERS. RUSSIA PLAYED EVERYBODY WITH THE OIL SHIT, SAUDIS TOOK THE BAIT OR ARE PRETENDING TO TO FUCK US. THIS IS COORDINATED DESTRUCTION. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO END IN SIGHT AND THE VIRUS IS GOING TO GET WORSE AND IT IS GOING TO KILL PEOPLE YOU KNOW. ONCE IT CLEARS UP PEOPLE WILL BUY IN TO A MARKET THAT IS STILL FUCKED AND STILL DOESN'T HAVE SENSIBLE EARNINGS RATIOS. THIS IS THE END OF AMERICAN EMPIRE AND THE START OF OUR STAGNATION. YOU WILL NOT SEE DOW 30,000 AGAIN IN YOUR LIFETIME. THERE IS NO LONG. THERE IS ONLY STAGNATION IN THE MARKET OR INFLATION IN CASH. YOUR HOUSE WILL NEVER RECOVERY IN VALUE. TESLA WILL BE GONE. UBER WILL BE GONE. THE TECH BUBBLE IS GOING TO BURST. THERE WILL BE RIOTS AT THE DNC. THERE WILL BE WAR FOR OIL. THE VIRUS WILL MUTATE AND RETURN EVERY YEAR, POSSIBLY KILLING MANY MORE THAN THIS YEAR. GLOBALIZATION IS DEAD. YOUR WILL NEVER A THESE HIGHS AGAIN. THIS IS THE END OF YOUR INVESTING DREAMS. WORK TO LIVE OR STARVE. YOU WILL NOT BE RECEIVING SOCIAL SECURITY. YOU WILL NOT BE IN ANOTHER BULL RUN. THE FED WILL START BUYING STOCKS, LITERALLY HANDING MONEY TO HEDGE FUNDS. IT STILL WON'T WORK. THE MARKET HAS LOST CONFIDENCE IN OUR INSTITUTIONS. YOUR LONG POSITIONS WILL NOT BE RECOVERING, NOT WHEN ADJUSTING FOR INFLATION, WHICH WILL BE RECORD HIGH. YOUR CASH RESERVES WILL BE INFLATED AWAY. YOUR REAL ESTATE WILL HALVE IN VALUE PERMANENTLY AND YOUR MORTGAGES WILL BE UNDERWATER. THERE WILL BE NO JOBS. WELFARE RECIPIENTS WILL DOUBLE AND STRAIN THE SYSTEM. AFTER MILLIONS DIE - SUFFOCATING WITHOUT SPARE VENTILATORS - THE GOVERNMENT STILL WON'T CREATE MEDICAL RESERVES OR EXTRA SPACE, BECAUSE IS NOT PROFITABLE. SHORT EVERYTHING, SELL EVERYTHING. THE BOTTOM IS A LONG WAYS AWAY

>> No.17738165

>>17738070
A big war would pretty much secure a strong bull market for another 1-2 decades kek'd. Remember that WW2 was the reason the world made it out from the great depression

>> No.17738166

>>17737841
I NEED CHEAP PUTS THAT ARE GOOD


SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME

WAS GONNA DO RUSSEL INDEX BUT IT GOT TOO EXPENSIVE - DON'T WANNA SPEND MORE THAN $500

>> No.17738167

>>17738070
Irans is about to get btfo.

>> No.17738177

predictions for tomorrow and Monday?
surely we cant have 2000 point losses every day lol
im short everything and idk if to hodl

>> No.17738182

>>17738000
Based

>> No.17738188

>>17738148

If you can't say it in a sentence it's not worth saying Anon

>> No.17738191

My parents back in Australia got off a Fiji cruise a few days ago feeling a bit sick, and were able to go and get tested for coronavirus at their own discretion. Tell me again how socialized medicine doesn’t work?

>> No.17738196

YOU FUCKERS TOLD ME TO BUY IM DOWN -50K IN 1 HOUR FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>17738127
An upwards trend
One/Two weeks of constant, but not overly greedy upwards movement

Buying the V dip and going back up like a rocket is a fantasy

>> No.17738204

>>17738167
Yea they terrified of our tranny and black led military

>> No.17738209

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfyNlISf_No

>> No.17738214

>>17738196
m8 never ever listen to random people on /biz/

>> No.17738221

CNBC talking about handshakes kek

boomers are so fucking worthless

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>>17738177
>surely we cant have 2000 point losses every day lol

>> No.17738224

Does the Third Impact happen at 10k?

>> No.17738227
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IT'S OVER BROS

>> No.17738235
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ACCUMULATE REFR

EARNINGS TODAY

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Frens
We should work together to identify the best stocks to invest in once shit has fully bottomed out.
This is the opportunity of a lifetime. The risk is basically zero.
Boeing isn’t going to go out of business.
Disney isn’t going to go out of business.
American Airlines isn’t going out of business.
All of these stocks are basically on clearance for the next few months at least.
I might end up putting every penny I have into stocks

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HERE THEY COME!!!!!!

THIS PUMP WILL BE FOR THE RECORDS IT HAS TO BE

>> No.17738244

I'll get in at 29 bucks in SQQQ

>> No.17738250

>SNSS goes up
>SNSSfag front & center BUY BUY BUY, LAST CHANCE AT CURRENT PRICE, MOON MISSION
>SNSS goes down
>disappears
Anyone who listens to tripfags deserves to lose their money

>> No.17738251

SQQQ bought near 25 close yesterday
Sold at open 30.10
Bought F yielding 10% they have big cash pile
Bought SSL at firesale price it will probably get bought up and assets sold off
Next buy is DOW chemical for dividend and appreciation.
CTVA seed maker: if anything gets planted this spring they make money
Cramer needs to talk VALUE

>> No.17738253

BIG
RED
CANDLES

>> No.17738257

keep shorting and pay attention fuckface. you will never buy at the bottom.

>> No.17738262

>>17738177
This finally got out to the normies today, it hasn't earlier. So expect today and tomorrow all the fucking normies and boomer calling their investment firms/pensions etc and saying to pull everything out.

Then, the supply shock hasn't even happened yet. China is lying about recovering.
Italy situation is going to happen to all of europe.

Then, it spreads rapidly all over USA and more than 25% of USA will be literally shut down.

AND EVEN THEN IT WON'T BE THE BOTTOM

>> No.17738266

>>17738196
>he listened to /biz/
lmao

>> No.17738271

>>17738127
After it goes up a lot and everyone says we're in a bull market.

>> No.17738274

>>17738238
>Boeing isn't going to go out of business

>> No.17738275

>>17738019
Every single western country lacks them. China and South Korea are the only that don't. I guess universal healthcare isn't solving this problem, is it?

>> No.17738277

>>17738238
im throwing the bank at soxl calls when this shit blows over

>> No.17738281

so 21k is basically gone

>> No.17738286

>>17738238
XOM
F
SO
SSL
MGPI

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>>17738177
>surely we cant have 2000 point losses every day lol
Correct. Once we hit 9.9k we can only go down 1999 haha...

>> No.17738311

>>17737926
God shut the fuck up about the Kike in Chief already; If he actually wasn't a cuck he would have shut down the borders a month ago and used FEMA dictorial powers.

>> No.17738313

>>17738262
relax, relax. I can only cum so many times in one day anon

>> No.17738318

>>17738165
Anon, this is a war in the Middle East. There's no money to be earned here.

>> No.17738320

>>17738196

Just buy the dip of your dip bro

>> No.17738321
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>we should probably not be so heavily invested in China
>China shits out another pandemic
>we cant produce enough medical supplies to fill the needs of our own people
>i warned you about china bro
If anything, this situation vindicates Trump completely. Oh, he didn't run out of the oval office screaming 'we're all gonna die' and shitting his pants and scare the public into panicking all at once though

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Are we all going to die?

>> No.17738334
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>>17738227
It's not over, the Market will exist as long as there are people willing to make money without actually doing anything.

>> No.17738336

>>17738238
>>17738286
I'm keeping track of some plastics companies but not yet ready to buy. Everything is going down with no survivors.

BERY
SEE
WLK
DOW

>> No.17738338

>>17738177
expect moves greater than 3% for the next 30 days

>> No.17738340

>>17738238
Amazon, Microsoft, NVDA, AMD
I will literally put anything I have into stocks once we hit the bottom

>> No.17738344

LMAO LOOK AT DRUMPFS ORANGE FACE!

>> No.17738352

i love today so much.

>> No.17738354

>>17738177
That's true once you reach 1999.

>> No.17738355

>>17738275
>I guess universal healthcare isn't solving this problem, is it?
Nothing gets people to the doctor like a $5,000 deductible.

>> No.17738361

>>17738275
see >>17738191

>> No.17738362

>>17738324
Yes but not today
Perhaps

>> No.17738365

>>17738324
YES

>> No.17738366

DO I FUCKING BUY DIS RIGHT NOW?

>> No.17738367

>>17738324
Only the boomers will die, but they're taking the markets with them

>> No.17738378

>>17738321
The Chinese propaganda is in full swing with the CIA conspiracy now though

>> No.17738380

Someone get a new ink cartridge for the money printer! This isn't funny!

>> No.17738393

>>17738262

I forgot to add that feds are pumping HALF A TRILLION today, and they run out tomorrow

AND it's friday 13th

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> - 8,61

>> No.17738398

>>17738366

No. Wait. Their quarterly report is going to be shit.

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>>17738177
>surely we cant have 2000 point losses every day lol

>> No.17738419

Circuit Breakers Part 2: Stockerino Boogalo

>> No.17738421

>>17738321
Why didn’t he shut down the borders from every country two months ago?
If you’re a fascist, why not go full fascist?
He’s a halfway faggot

>> No.17738422

Sell everything else buy international oil stocks it will take the longest to rebound at this rate but have great returns hold for over a year

>> No.17738424

>>17738361
And my cousin in Canada is on a waiting list or could look into the private black market to move that up. Outlawing private insurance only creates an under the table market for it just like the war on drugs did for hard drugs

>> No.17738433

THE PRINTERS ARE OUT OF INK
SIPHON BLOOD FROM THE INTERNS, WE'LL PRINT THEM IN RED.

>> No.17738436

Why does nobody seem to care about qualcomm? All of the good news got me to buy a bunch of it, but it seems like nobody gives a fuck, did I get memed?

>apparently one of the best companies to benefit from 5G
>now is the last chance to get it at a reasonable price
>they just raised their dividends.

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>>17737841
based

>> No.17738441

>>17738038
>>17738041
dilate

>> No.17738449

ok when is the fed gonna PUMP

>> No.17738452

Rememer pomp @ eod.

>> No.17738476

>>17738321
It would fucking vindicate him if he actually would do actions that matched his words you Make Israel Great Again cuckold.

>> No.17738483

>>17738441
seethe

>> No.17738484

Is it wise to hold sqqq to tomorrow? Worried about a correction, but I think the market's in very bad shape.

>> No.17738495

>>17738366
this isn't the bottom, although this is probably equilibrium

panic is going send the market to around 15k, buy then.

it will eventually stabilize back around 21k

>> No.17738498

I don't have any winners today. How am I supposed to buy some dip?

>> No.17738514

>>17738436
5G is a meme so you probably got memed.

>> No.17738515

>>17738238
Sure. Energy stocks got it in the gut.
I mean 50% haircuts the moment the Russkis went AWOL.
Here's a hitlist for you to ponder. I have and do not intend to buy any of these. I'm in MU (micron because old reasons) and PCG (PG&E because stupid)
Symbol
APA
TRGP
CLR
CVE
OXY
WES
MRO
WFTLF
SSL
FANG
PE
OKE
HESM
DVN
HAL
PXD
PAA
HES
PBR-A
HP
EOG
PBR
HUSKF
CNQ
NBL

>> No.17738518

>>17738484
I'm wondering if it's still wise to get in right now

>> No.17738527

>-9%

>> No.17738528

>>17738441
Cope

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>>17738196
>>17738320
B-B-BUY THE DIP! A NOTHINGBURGER! THE FLOO!!!

>> No.17738531

>>17738484
lmao you would hold toxic derivatives for more than a day?

>> No.17738535

DOW HIT -9%!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17738538
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17738538

what's he thinking, /biz/?

>> No.17738540

>>17738449
Its been around the last hour every day for the last week or so.
Just have your cash ready and go all in ~3PM EST and you get a free +~4% gain.

>> No.17738544

>>17738484
Sell right now, consider buying it back EOD or tomorrow.

>> No.17738546

DOWN DOWN DOWN

>> No.17738549

Really wish I rebalanced my 401K a few weeks ago when the thought first crossed my mind. Might as well just let the contribution keep sinking in to these "low" prices. Still got about 35 years until I need it anyway.

>> No.17738551
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>-9%
WHERE'S YOUR BRRRRR NOW

>> No.17738554

>>17738449
this is the pump, lel

>> No.17738555
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Do you guys think Grubhub is going to go up or down?
On the one hand workers staying home will prompt more food delivery
On the other there could be fears of the drivers having the virus, not to mention the food service workers.
Should I buy a call or a put?

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>>17738177
>surely we cant have 2000 point losses every day lol

heh heh

>> No.17738561

-9%
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-9%
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9%
-9%
9%
-9%
9%
-9%
9%
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9%
-9%
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-9%
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>> No.17738564

>>17737926
Literally nobody gives a fuck

>> No.17738566
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Friendly reminder this is boomer's fault.

>> No.17738569

>>17738318
War stimulates the economy, it makes companies involved in the defense industry boom, it can lead to the development
of new technologies, generate new industries and create sources of demand and employment. It's not like the trillions being spent over there vanished to nothing, the wealth and influence that was created from it far outnumbered the losses

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>>17738515
based micron

>> No.17738581

I thought that anon was joking when he said 20k by Friday... holy shit

>> No.17738591

SOXL getting close to double digits

>> No.17738594

>>17738518
No. I have a bridge to sell anyone who thinks we're going to keep dropping for the rest of the day. No one should be buying SQQQ here.

>> No.17738597

>it's about to go below 21,400 now

Is there an actual floor? Or are we about to go full /mariana trench/ before the week ends?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17738601
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Wew

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17738605

I just want to take the time to thank the anon who convinced me last week to trade my CAD to USD. You have saved me so much money I can only pray you read this. I believe it was Thursday or friday. Thank you from the bottom of my heart anon

>> No.17738612

>go away for a few minutes
>come back
>dow -9,21%

wtf did they do?

>> No.17738617
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17738617

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.17738618
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17738618

OH NONO NO NO

>> No.17738621
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17738621

-9% WITH ALL THAT PUMP AND IN LUNCH TIME SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER HERE WE GO

>> No.17738623
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17738623

That's it. Time to turn off the lights.

>> No.17738626
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17738626

HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING

>> No.17738631
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17738631

>>17738569
The last middle east war created a recession after 5-6 years

>> No.17738634

>>17738617
HA

>> No.17738654

Ideally, we hit -13% circuitbreaker ASAP or have it hit during power hour. I'd love to see 20% today.

>> No.17738655

>>17737919
gratz

>> No.17738656

-9.4
AYY lmao

>> No.17738659

>>17738518
Tomorrow.

>> No.17738663

How many boomers will off themselves if we go under 20k?

>> No.17738677

>>17738612
Stopped the printer, even they run out of ink

>> No.17738679

>>17738617
WILD TIMMY JUNGLE SCENES

>> No.17738682

30% wiped out in a week, lmao

>> No.17738689

>AMD below $40

>> No.17738692

That guys not even fucking Irish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17738701

>>17738659
Retard

>> No.17738706

B-but it's just the flu!
Lmao all the retards parroting this for the past month

>> No.17738716

>>17738631
Ignore the miga-tard; He is looking for any excuse to save his master

>> No.17738717

Just a reminder: Shorting the market is a bet for Corona.

>> No.17738724
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17738724

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THIS RIDE

>> No.17738730

Detusche Bank down 15% today. Insolvency when?

>> No.17738734

DAX almost -12% LMAO

>> No.17738739

>>17738531
Well, most of the downward movement has happened before open the last weeks. You're missing out on gains if you don't take some risks, anon.

>> No.17738741

>>17738717
Good, kill all boomers

>> No.17738752
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17738752

THIS IS FINE

>> No.17738758
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17738758

>>17738177
>surely we cant have 2000 point losses every day lol

>> No.17738759

IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWNNNN

>> No.17738760

>>17738575
I cannot tell you how long I have had MU but too long and it cost me dearly. I saw it hit 60 in two different years, and the 2018/2019 dip destroyed my margined position. Wiser now, not on margin, 401k in bonds for months, looking for an entry.

>> No.17738763

It's just the flu guys. Nothing bad will happen.

>> No.17738765

>>17738730
never

>> No.17738773

TSLA down 40% since 3 weeks ago

>> No.17738774

>>17738730
my puts printed overnight

fuck douche I wanna see them eat the floor

>> No.17738778
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17738778

I always wondered what watching the crash of 1929 was like.

>> No.17738791

>>17738626
This is the most accurate prediction ever posted on /biz/.

>> No.17738804
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17738804

Does anyone remember me posting this back in august last year as a joke? You got triggered because I showed negative numbers and shit to make it fit on screen? Looks pretty solid to me kek'd

>> No.17738811
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17738811

pump is on... aaaaaaand we're back. dow will never ever again fall below 21550.

>> No.17738822

>Explain why you aren't in TVIX or SQQQ printing out money everyday

>> No.17738829

NYSE about to be quarantined. Several traders test positive. You didn't hear this from me

>> No.17738834

>>17738773
I envy those who got in at 400$ levels and predicted the fall
taht would have taken some balls to pull off

>> No.17738838

>>17738631
>>17738631
Are you really trying to claim that the recession a decade ago happened because of the war in the middle east?

>> No.17738844

hi

>> No.17738847

>the pump can't get it above -8.5

W E W

>> No.17738848

Yahoo Finance just announced that Trudeaus wife is exhibiting flu like symptoms after travelling to the UK and is now being tested for COVID-19. Justin is choosing to self isolate

>> No.17738852

>>17738811
Fuck am I too late to buy the dip?

>> No.17738855

desu this seems like a perfect time to introduce automation on global scale

>> No.17738862
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17738862

Eat the lows

>> No.17738863
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17738863

>>17738701
Monday will be a bounce, you can bet your shiny ass on that. Blood/no blood tomorrow I cannot say (probably blood) but Monday is going to be strongly green. Fuck yes. This is BASIC psychology. The weekend will feature NOTHING. And REFLECTION will cause an inverse REACTION meaning GREEN.

Fucking bet on it.

>> No.17738864

>>17738829
meatbags still work there? wtf?

>> No.17738873
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>>17738811
*ahem*


I FELL IN TO A BURNING RING OF FIRE
I FELL DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, AND THE FLAMES WENT HIGHER

>> No.17738876

Still 4 hours left and it's a literal bloodbath.

>> No.17738877

So all the 5 minute long climbs back up are just a bunch of algo's fucking over dumb boomers right?

>> No.17738880

>>17738544
Yeah, too risky.

>> No.17738881

>>17738852
Nah, buy at the second circuit breaker

>> No.17738898

>>17737997
Get the fuck out of here, shill

>> No.17738899

IT JUST DOESN'T END

>> No.17738901

>>17738804
>boomers wont retire for 10 years
meanwhile my brothers babby 401k will explode off the back of this

>> No.17738903

>>17738566
t.bankster

>> No.17738907

>>17738811
Gone, reduced to atoms your illusion is already under 2500

>> No.17738908
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17738908

I haven't seen anything like this in my life... Its a fucking bloodbath

>> No.17738910
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17738910

S&P500 support at 2500 will never ever ever ever be broken

>> No.17738912

>>17738811
>SPY goes from -7.68% to -7.60%
>Ahh yes the pump is here we're back
You bullfags are delusional. You've enjoyed the last ten years, now it's time for the reaper's due.

>> No.17738925

Margin calls and liquidity problems just started in europe.

This is it

>> No.17738928

Imagine managing some normie fund right now LMAO

>> No.17738935

>>17738863
>white house announces Trump and several cabinet members have corona virus during the weekend
heh, nothing personal bull

>> No.17738937

>>17738877
Algos jewing other algos jewing Jews jewing boomers

>> No.17738940
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17738940

>>17738848
>Trudeaus wife is exhibiting flu like symptoms

Burn the coal.

>> No.17738943
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17738943

>> No.17738946

imagine losing money

you can literally flip puts for $500 gains every hour

>> No.17738948

>>17738569

USA have been spending like in a state of war the last decade, they even throw billions on Afghanistan building roads to nowhere, you can't outspend that

>> No.17738949
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17738949

YOU DIE IN STOCK MARKETS YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE

>> No.17738951
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17738951

>DAX at -11%

>> No.17738952

>>17738908
>brazil getting buttfucked
What?

>> No.17738957
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17738957

guise...
look at this cup forming its handle...

>> No.17738962

>>17738873
LOVE IS A BURNING FLAME
AND IT MAKES A FIERY RING

I FELL FOR YOU LIKE A CHILD
I FELL INTO A RING OF FIRE

I FELL IN TO A BURNING RING OF FIRE
I FELL DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, AND THE FLAMES WENT HIGHER

AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS
THE RING OF FIRE
THE RRING OF FIRE

>> No.17738967

>>17738863
Tomorrow is Friday the 13th in March.
It is a bloody portent

>> No.17738970

>>17738531
What could go wrong if you are sure that the market will continue to tank?

>> No.17738979

>>17738910
:-) surely

>> No.17738982
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17738982

>>17738951
>-12%
-12%
>-12%
-12%
>-12%
-12%
>-12%
-12%
>-12%
-12%
>-12%
-12%
>-12%
-12%
>-12%
-12%
>-12%
-12%

>> No.17738984

When should I buy?

>> No.17738991

How many days till oil completely shits the bed?

>> No.17738993
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17738993

>> No.17738997

they're almost literally burning money trynna keep it above -9

>> No.17738999
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17738999

>JUST IN: Canada Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is self-isolating

>> No.17739002

>>17738925
Is there an index that covers all if Europe?

>> No.17739007
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17739007

GENTLEMEN
/biz/NESSMEN
IT WAS AN HONOUR TO WITNESS THE GREAT COLLAPSE OF 2020 WITH YOU ALL
BEST THING IS
THE WEEK ISN'T OVER YET
WE WILL HAVE SO MUCH FUN DURING THE NEXT FEW WEEKS

>> No.17739009

>>17738984
Now :^)

>> No.17739011

>>17738984
No.

>> No.17739016
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17739016

You guys are wasting your time. The real money is in shit ticket futures

>> No.17739020

>>17738569
>still believing this

>> No.17739021
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17739021

>>17738908
>born too late to experience the great depression
>born just in time to see corona-chan BOG the boomers

>> No.17739026

>>17738935
did you see that speech
trump having corona and pence running the government would be massively bullish at this point

>> No.17739031

>>17739002
global dow is probably the closest you'd get. Don't -12% btw

>> No.17739037

>>17738880
>It's risky to take profit

>> No.17739047

WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO BROS?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17739052
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17739052

>>17738999
>it's real
Today is the day, after lunch there will be a fall to remember

>> No.17739059

>>17738984
Months from now when the market settles into a normal bear market and you can start DCAing

>> No.17739065

The stock market is falling down so much that we fear it's gone too far down to contain.

>> No.17739067

>>17738984
puts and shorts on everything

>> No.17739072

>>17738993
>SHORT CANADA

>> No.17739075

should i buy $5,000 worth in puts on german, japanese, brazil and italy etfs?

>> No.17739077
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17739077

DOW HIT -9%
>DOW HIT -9%
DOW HIT -9%
>DOW HIT -9%
DOW HIT -9%
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DOW HIT -9%
>DOW HIT -9%
DOW HIT -9%
>DOW HIT -9%

>> No.17739082

SQQQ
DXD
SOXS
FAZ

>> No.17739090

>>17737969
Its 20 bucks bro.
It really doesnt matter what you do with it.
Just tell your friends all about your new broker and how you have a portfolio and like to trade stock. You'll seem so smart and interesting bro

>> No.17739091

>>17738148
putting words in caps is used for emphasis, because your entire post is in caps there might as well be nothing that is in caps because we don't know what your trying to make stand out.

>> No.17739092
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17739092

ive doubled my networth just shorting stocks the last 3 weeks

loving this timeline

>> No.17739095
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17739095

italbros?

>> No.17739099
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17739099

it's only up from here. support is too strong.

>> No.17739101

>ALMOST BELOW 21,400 NOW

If we get at least below 21K before end of day, rev up your AAAAAAAAAAAAAAs boys.

>> No.17739103

>>17739021
I think a lot of boomers are getting a new haircut tomorrow

>> No.17739108

>>17739075
It's a bit late I'd think
But I've said that about a lot of things that have plummeted further

>> No.17739113
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17739113

D.A.X 03.12.20

>> No.17739114
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17739114

>>17738982
dropping like a stone now, holy shit

>> No.17739116

>>17739072
Plz no

t. leaf

>> No.17739119

PUMP OR DUMP AFTER LUNCH?!?!?!?

WHAT DO I BUY/SHORT!?!?!?

>> No.17739123

>>17739075
I'd invest in japan, maybe some zaibatsu

>> No.17739124

Election year psyops. Market is pulling back to Nov 7,2016 level, full give back on Trump gains. No bottom until DOW 18,887

>> No.17739126

Please keep crashing more, I'm going to load up on cheap divvys and be set for life at this rate.

>> No.17739129
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17739129

>>17739095

>> No.17739135

>>17738908
what site?

>> No.17739143

even bonds are almost in the red too now... how can EVERYTHING on this planet be in the red?

>> No.17739147

buy puts on EWI now

>> No.17739148

>>17738067
HODL

>> No.17739149

>>17739135
https://www.investing.com/indices/major-indices

>> No.17739154

>>17739123
im currently holding several contracts in japan from 3 weeks ago already. good gains. just feel like the premiums are still decent in these to roll more in.

>> No.17739156

stop bouncing you shitty number

>> No.17739165

>NEW
>NEW
>NEW
>NEW


>>17731603

>> No.17739166

>>17738999
checked aaaah

>> No.17739172

>>17739126
setting on 90% cash, wait for tsla to hit 4 handle.

>> No.17739173
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17739173

TRADEVIEW JUST CRASHED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M BLIND

>> No.17739180

Fugg Trump just said the stock market isn't as important as life and death, it's ogre

>> No.17739183

>>17739143
Cash is not in the red :-)

>> No.17739184

The Irish prime minister refused to say he'd like to see Trump reelected while sitting right next to him. Bet he takes back the travel exclusion now.

>> No.17739188
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17739188

>>17738908
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17739191

>>17739143
Turns out Earth was overvalued.

>> No.17739193

>>17739143
ready for a full blown Depression?

>> No.17739205

Europe here.

ABOUT TO GET FUCKING POORER SOMEHOW.

>> No.17739206

>>17738778
Was probably boring without shitposting and memes

>> No.17739208

>>17738067
why aren't you buying???

>> No.17739217

>tfw graduating into a depression
I can't fail this interview coming up, I absolutely cannot.

>> No.17739218

BIZ SAID IT WAS GONNA PUMP TODAY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kNwvIEQsg0

>> No.17739222

>>17739143
Cuz Cash is King and everyone got hit by Margin calls

>> No.17739227

Let's say you are mountain climbing. For some reason you've been dragging a massive suitcase full of rocks with you. During a steep climb, you feel that your climbing hand is running out of energy. Will you

A) Let go of the suitcase and use the extra hand to help you climb. Keep in mind that the suitcase is very sturdy and you can always pick it back up on your way back from the peak.

B) Never let go of the suitcase and plummet to certain death.

>> No.17739231

ITS A VERY FAST SPREADER SAYS FDJT.

>> No.17739238

djia is going to close down 4,000. mass panic in the final hour of trading

>> No.17739239

>>17739191
Just went long Mars. thanks

>> No.17739240

>>17739002

Don't know about "all" but STOXX 600 covers at least great majority of the European market capitalization

>> No.17739241

> 200% margin
> down 100k

ha

>> No.17739248

What should I buy Puts on right now?

>> No.17739255
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17739255

>>17739101
oh it'll get there anon don't you worry lol

>> No.17739260

>>17739217
Hope you aren't planning on working for a big corp, after today they are going to cut costs like mad to try and stay in the green. Expect them to never call you back lmao.

>> No.17739267

WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CAN'T WAKE UP

>> No.17739270
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17739270

WHERE'S THE PUMP????????
FIRE UP THE PRINTER JEROME

>> No.17739271
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17739271

fucking OXY

>> No.17739272
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17739272

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17739283

>>17739241
Gotta take risks in life

>> No.17739285
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17739285

>>17738603
I literally predicted this shit and the other anons called me retard. Who's the retard now?

>> No.17739287

>Robinhood not letting me cancel orders
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17739291
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17739291

retarded doomers dow 21k will never ever be broken

>> No.17739292

>>17738908
Brazil is about to become anarchy

>> No.17739293

SPY going to $200, fuck

>> No.17739298
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17739298

THESE PERCENTAGES BELONG TO FUCKING CRYPTO
NOT MY BOOMER STOCKS

>> No.17739310

Apparently a vaccine is in stage 1. According to public health officials testifying right now

>> No.17739314
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17739314

BIG brain position time

>> No.17739318

>>17739292
>become

>> No.17739323
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17739323

I need to decide by 3pm to close shorts today..

>> No.17739330

best site to watch a live ticker?

>> No.17739332

-9.53
>-9.53
-9.53
>-9.53
-9.53
>-9.53
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>> No.17739333
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17739333

In for ten! (-10%)

>> No.17739334

>DROPPED 100 POINTS IN A MINUTE

HABBENING

>> No.17739336

>>17739260
Nah its a small private company

>> No.17739358

>>17739298
The reality was government currency had as much intrinsic value as meme money on the internet. That's how bad Jews fucked everything up.

>> No.17739361
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17739361

>tfw sold my puts to bet on an intraday pump
what the fuck was i thinking

>> No.17739367

>>17739285
>Markets dying
>"I PREDICTED THAT WE WOULD GO DOWN IF WE DIDNT GO UP"

>> No.17739372
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17739372

I've got 2k in cash. Do you think now is the time to buy SPY for cheap or wait until tomorrow? I'm not approved for options trading

>> No.17739376

>>17739310
>the goal is to give the first shot in a few weeks
>it will take a 1yr-1.5yr to know it will work

>> No.17739381

>>17739323
Close them right now.

>> No.17739388

>>17739298
fucking lol brazil

>> No.17739400

aaaaaaaaaaand we're back. rock hard pump coming.

>> No.17739407

>>17739372
Get off Robinhood

>> No.17739416

at 12:14pm we have received word that Jim Cramer has killed himself on Mad Money Live.

>> No.17739427

>>17739381
Tommorow is going to be worse. Its fate that tomorrow is Friday the 13th going into the Ides of March

>> No.17739442

>>17739217
Just dont sneeze

>> No.17739451

>>17739400
Why do you faggots keep saying this? We're obviously in a bear market. Just buy SQQQ/SPXL

>> No.17739453

>>17739388
THIRD CIRCUIT BREAKER TODAY INCOMING.

>> No.17739455

>>17739372
do you honestly think we are anywhere near the bottom? things that have yet to happen that will surely drive the market down even further:
>a high ranking government official tests positive
>a major city is placed under quarantine
>other countries halt travel to and from burgerland

>> No.17739508

Markets will start pumping now.
Trump and Pence are being put on quarantine as I write this.

Q.

>> No.17739518

>>17739407
why? What do you suggest I do then?

>> No.17739528

Markets on track for the worst day since 1987

>> No.17739536

>>17738019
>>17738275
The west had test kits prepared, but they were all defective. This put us seriously behind the 8 ball.

>> No.17739541
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17739541

>>17739272
Biggest loss since 1987/1929

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17739546

>people said dow was going to -10%
>tfw dow actually surging to above -9%

>> No.17739549

Where is the rate cut?

>> No.17739551

>>17739180
>people first!
>market crashes
What did capitalism mean by this?

>> No.17739565

>>17737753
>>17737753
>>17737753
>>17737753
>>17737753

>> No.17739579

>>17739549
They might be at the point where they know it will cause another dump like last time

>> No.17739584

>>17739518
Ask anyone here about Robinhood pajeet exit scamming. Use TDA or literally any other broker, they're all commission free now. Don't be a retard.

>> No.17739599

>>17739528
>the POTUS was reagan, a geezer republican with dementia

getting some deja vu here

>> No.17739618

>>17739546
Absolute state of the Bullbrain lmao

>> No.17739704

>>17739314
>$50 put
How did you do that? all I see are options above 250 or below.
Still new to RH and don't fully know my way around it

>> No.17739712

Dow's 9.5% plunge midday Thursday puts it at risk of worst day since 1987

>> No.17739718

>people are unironically selling
Ha

>> No.17739800

>>17738436
AVGO is a better buy. AVGO is working on 5nm technology and already ahead of intel.

>> No.17739818

>>17739565
stop shilling your thread retard

>> No.17739852

>>17737841
oh dear god this shit has collapsed completely.

>> No.17739898

>>17739372
IS THIS A FUCKING BOY TELL ME NOW

>> No.17739988

>>17739704
Option to see all.

>> No.17740133

How is KO down more than AAL? Weird ass times

>> No.17740136

>>17739898
Yes.

>> No.17740226

>>17738166
Fts100, stox 600 fuck if i know, dont ask here

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