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STOP FUCKING PUMPING WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.17769209

Just more victims to get rekt on the way down. They never learn

>> No.17769215
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17769215

>>17769177
It's ok Anon. They are just speeding up their death. Take advantage of the highs and get out before the market gets obliterated monday

>> No.17769249

>>17769177
>things dump down in a straight line (well in this case they sort of have by looking at the stable coin charts kek)
>what is bulltrap
>what is deadcat bounce

>> No.17769261

>>17769209
>>17769215
MY FUCKING STOP LOSS WENT OFF AT THE TOP

>> No.17769441

did you seriously short the bottom?

>> No.17769465

AAAAAAAAA WHY ISNT MY LEVERAGED SHORTS MAKING MONEY

>> No.17769495
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17769495

Dead cat bounce.

we are literally just in the early stages of this crisis. This wont even peak till at least late may to mid june according to most models... so about 3 months, in exponential fashion

Given the growth rate of the virus the amount of raw insane news yesterday will be coming in 10x harder in another 16 days and 100x in a month

At the end of 3 months... this will be 1 million times worse, assuming humanity doesn't manage to flatten the curve of this thing... and even if they do flatten it, it will just prolong the economic/societal misery.

Get ready for the most insane thing we have seen in centuries... if not ever.

>> No.17769639

>>17769495

Nah

>> No.17769685
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17769685

>VIX now higher than 2008/09

boiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>> No.17769706

>>17769685
use the candles, fucking retard

>> No.17769734

>>17769706
this.
wtf kind of psychopath uses line charts

>> No.17769747

>>17769685
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN REEEEEEEE

>> No.17769756

China is opening up after a month and a half, we'll do the same. Every nation on earth is going to unleash full money printing and stop the crash for another few years.

The world is being put on pause for a few months and afterwards everything will go back to the same downward slope into hell.

>> No.17769765

>>17769747
It's the investors fear chart

>> No.17769783

>>17769765
OK I CAN CONFIRM THIS FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE AT THIS VERY MOMENT THANKS ANON

>> No.17769829

>>17769747
VIX = Volatility Index
It means that number go up and down more than in 2008.

>> No.17770450

>>17769495
s-summer weather will kill the virus

>> No.17770866

MY PUTS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17770880

>>17769209
falling knife catching normies..

>> No.17770897

>>17769495
kek retarded happener. everything crashes because the whole pandemic is getting priced in, not just the current state of it

>> No.17770918

>>17769495
>This wont even peak till at least late may to mid june according to most models

If the models predicted it, the markets already adjusted for it.
You're an idiot happeningtard

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17770948

I'm gonna magin long x25 right now nothing to lose

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>>17770450
Anon, it is already in the process of deleting Iran. Summer won't save us.

>> No.17770997

>>17770897
It's not the pandemic that is the issue, it's the over leveraged financial markets bloated on bad debt with the boomer generation about to retire.

We are going into recession, the virus is just the straw that broke the camels back.

>> No.17771023

>>17770968
Deleting Iran and boomers is good for global economy

>> No.17771474

brrrrrrr

>> No.17772614

>>17769177
Thats what your mum said lol rekt

>> No.17772811

>>17770897
There's no way the pandemic is priced in accurately, if it was the Dow would be at 15k if not lower

>> No.17772858

>>17769177
Cries about the dump.
Cries about the pump.
Never change /biz/.

>> No.17772910

>>17769215
>Take advantage of the highs and get out before the market gets obliterated monday
THIS
Monday drops again, as cases will keep increasing in the US through the weekend.