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/SMG/ General thread BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 19:46:09 2020 No.17807823 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:47:03 2020 No.17807841 IT'S HAPPENING

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:47:03 2020 No.17807842 File: 80 KB, 981x1024, negative.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Green on Monday, boys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:47:59 2020 No.17807855 Monday will be green or at least no more red than just clearing Fridays pump.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:48:01 2020 No.17807857 >>17807842 Was this the same physician who said he was the fittest US president in history?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:48:22 2020 No.17807865 TMDX shill kill himself yet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:48:29 2020 No.17807868 So I am reading The Intelligent Investor, what are some other /smg/ approved reads? I've seen an image floating around here before if them all

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:49:32 2020 No.17807890 File: 117 KB, 826x720, 1581889612582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BEARS BTFO Time to rest and watch the latest episode of Interspecies Reviewers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:49:34 2020 No.17807891 reeee tripfag beat me by 20 seconds >>17807842 >Trump clean vs >Spain and France now locked down, Germany and New Jersey tomorrow yeah ok sure

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:50:08 2020 No.17807896 File: 26 KB, 678x381, D5EC5FFF-B193-442A-86F7-A4D6A176719B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17807823 This is a really fucking cozy pic >I forgot to buyback my SH during the Friday shortsqueeze FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCJFUCJFCU

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:50:19 2020 No.17807901 >>17807891 Did you miss what happened on Friday?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:50:34 2020 No.17807906 >>17807842 No fuck you. It's gonna be bobo Mondau.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:51:05 2020 No.17807915 File: 53 KB, 618x642, tumblr_nszhzwcNid1udwanoo1_640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THREAD THEME https://youtu.be/BXqPNlng6uI

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:51:05 2020 No.17807916 >>17807855 He is, haven't you seen his pumps bro?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:51:12 2020 No.17807917 >>17807842 >believing WH pronouncements on presidential health I bet you believe Reagan was fit as a fiddle by the end of his presidency didn't you?

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 14 19:51:20 2020 No.17807920 File: 57 KB, 640x426, 1553279987590.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] there are people itt that think oil is still stored and transported in barrels lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:51:55 2020 No.17807929 >>17807891 All priced in at this point. We'll only go down if bonds go down or numbers come in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:52:28 2020 No.17807937 >>17807901 Trump announced a bunch of shit that wasn't true and the markets closed before he could be called out for it? SQQQ immediately went up in afterhours trading once people started fact checking him

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:52:46 2020 No.17807943 File: 32 KB, 478x405, F5E17E19-1BB9-44C9-8ED7-4C259F48EF88.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17807915 Based and saved

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:52:59 2020 No.17807945 File: 203 KB, 1242x1687, bullshit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17807842 This same physician said the president was only 243 and and had perfect blood pressure

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:53:02 2020 No.17807947 File: 247 KB, 881x1694, 1583135996088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you did buy calls for Monday, right anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:53:08 2020 No.17807949 >>17807868 https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 19:53:18 2020 No.17807951 >>17807920 a tanker or a pipeline is nothing more than a giant barrel...

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:53:42 2020 No.17807954
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>>17807906
Ahem

“ Cheapies cheapies make me treatises, bargain stocks make bullies greedy.
—
Risky bets are worth the E.V., gainz make twitch girls show their feetsies.

Corona-Chan is here to stay, but Mr. Powell will save the day.

Burrr burr burr, money print for sure, miss the dip and your tendies defer.

Doom and gloom lose out to hope, Saudi prince will get the glowies rope.

(Don’t) Sleepy, sleepy take the leapy, dumb gay bears can eat my feces.”

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:54:06 2020 No.17807958 >>17807929 >all priced in As of Friday, boomer Republicans still didn't believe coronavirus was real. You know who manages funds? Boomer Republicans. And the bigger issue problem, that the market needs $500B a fucking day of QE, still exists.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:54:13 2020 No.17807961 >>17807917 Speaking of dementia and alzheimers, you what you think of Joe Biden?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:54:22 2020 No.17807966 >>17807937 Yeah no doubt the pump will be sold but we need limit down for the futures only to clear 80% of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:54:36 2020 No.17807970 we green monday niggas https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1238970945533960192

>>	Make 'em Gush Sat Mar 14 19:55:02 2020 No.17807977 File: 106 KB, 681x1024, 1569035729174m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gush predictions for Monday? Does no one know what it will do? Is it really that hard to predict...?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:55:19 2020 No.17807981 >>17807961 will be there as window dressing exactly like Reagan

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:55:22 2020 No.17807983 >>17807937 Good DD

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:55:25 2020 No.17807985 >>17807958 We'll go down more later. We need more crab days.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:56:29 2020 No.17808004 >>17807983 wtf is DD anyways

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:56:34 2020 No.17808008 >>17807915 Too heavy, Corona is just hysteria. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJBrrOarTfs

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:56:45 2020 No.17808012 >>17807970 Wow you're an idiot

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 14 19:57:30 2020 No.17808025 File: 257 KB, 2406x921, oil bear market.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >dont worry guys.. the coronavirus that is putting whole countries on lock down will cause the price of oil to rise

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:57:35 2020 No.17808026 >>17808004 see >>17807977

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:57:54 2020 No.17808031 File: 379 KB, 689x752, 1572149927130.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17807920 A tanker is literally a giant floating barrel anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:58:12 2020 No.17808035 File: 1.92 MB, 345x406, 1556690674599.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17806030 >>17806030 >>17806030 >>17806030 Buy PFE.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:58:14 2020 No.17808037 >>17808004 DIS DICK

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:58:38 2020 No.17808041 >>17808004 Deep Dicking

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:58:56 2020 No.17808045

>>17807929
Oh shit
Mate numbers are definitely coming in now that we have test kits rolling out. That’s the type of data that drives bond yields.

Fuckfuckfuck

>>17807958
Lol I doubt it
I don’t think the people running pension funds and university endowments are unaware of what’s happening.

>>17807961
I think he’s smart enough to let experts do the thinking for him. Which is basically what i want from my decision makers. If he doesn’t support the tough-on-China policy, but does support the tough on Russia policy... I’m going to be in a tough place. I just hate both of those governments so goddamn much.

Biden can’t speak, trump can’t read, I’d put them on pretty much the same level: remove

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:59:00 2020 No.17808047 >>17808025 >oil will stay at 2003 price levels indefinitely

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:59:43 2020 No.17808057 File: 25 KB, 128x128, 9686_jerrywheeze.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17808008 >people still think coronavirus is "hysteria" how the fuck does anyone think Monday will be green?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:59:45 2020 No.17808059 >>17808025 If it does the Saudis will be pissed. It will delay bringing Russia on the table a lot more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:00:09 2020 No.17808064 File: 944 KB, 1345x1450, inaugural -biz--lit- without order.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17807868 This might be it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:00:31 2020 No.17808070 File: 316 KB, 2406x1128, dont take oil for granted.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17808025

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:00:35 2020 No.17808072 >>17807842 Trump not being sick is priced in. This doesn't mean shit when the virus is going parabolic and more places are shutting down.

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 14 20:01:01 2020 No.17808079

>>17808031
>>17807951
tanker != barrel

Barrel - a cylindrical container bulging out in the middle, traditionally made of wooden staves with metal hoops around them.

Tanker - a ship, road vehicle, or aircraft for carrying liquids, especially petroleum, in bulk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:01:02 2020 No.17808080 >>17808064 tyvm

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:01:12 2020 No.17808084 >>17807865 I said it was a 2yr+ hold, jej. My center spent about 110k on reupping on our circuits from them last week (in Minecraft). I hope you didn't go all in. :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:01:19 2020 No.17808088 >>17808047 >oil will stay at 2003 levels for the duration of the largest global shutdown since 9/11, probably bigger yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:01:41 2020 No.17808095 >>17808035 When its $15, sure

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:02:07 2020 No.17808102
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>>17808035
Very strongly considering it. But I still prefer JNJ, Regn, LLY, and Slightly Merck.

Can you remind me of the saga of PFE? How they fell so low and Wall Street found them lacking? What did they do to become one of the dogs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:02:25 2020 No.17808109 >>17808088 yes and that's why you should be buying this shit up it's the perfect storm against oil, but it will pass

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:02:31 2020 No.17808111 >>17808072 I don't think anybody is arguing the bear market. But Monday has no reason to close even lower than Thursday. What's left to close down in the US.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 20:02:47 2020 No.17808113 >>17808079 have you ever seen an over the road tanker? they're just a giant barrel on wheels man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:02:55 2020 No.17808119 >>17808045 >I think he’s smart enough to let experts do the thinking for him. That doesn't make sense. You WANT a puppet? That guarantees America's manufacturing will remain locked in China's filthy clutches.

>>	Credit Spread Officer Sat Mar 14 20:03:12 2020 No.17808125 what does it mean now that trump doesn't have corona

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:03:30 2020 No.17808131 >>17808109 I agree that the worst will pass but I don't see it going above $40-50 anytime in the next century.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 20:04:00 2020 No.17808140 >>17808125 it means he doesn't have to take any more precautions and he's free to eat bat soup.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:04:06 2020 No.17808143 File: 81 KB, 1280x720, 1584129864477.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17808079 >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_tanker >Tanker - a ship, road vehicle, or aircraft for carrying liquids, especially petroleum and OIL, in bulk. Yeah no shit.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 14 20:04:15 2020 No.17808145 >>17808113 damn.. u rite

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:04:46 2020 No.17808150 File: 87 KB, 640x778, 8OLh1N_seVhuBt44TEAxb-vGL1iPHNlCmK5ZuXCrfzs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17808084 the first few months of this 2 year hold have been kind of bumpy >>17808131 bold claim I like it

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:04:57 2020 No.17808152 rate my folio >gme >ge >spy >rcl >ba >dis >aapl >amd

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:05:19 2020 No.17808160 inst obvious drumpf is not sick? he looks tired/shaken,not sick

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:05:33 2020 No.17808164

>>17808111
>What's left to close down in the US?
>Domestic flights canceled
>Restaurants close down
>Public transport shut down
>Medicine shortages
>Food shortages
>People losing jobs
>Defaulting debts
>Boots on the ground
>Cities quarantined
You don't even know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:05:36 2020 No.17808165 >>17808119 No. I want him to consider the POV of multiple experts and come to a conclusion. Ideally I’d have a leader that reads reports and analyses, gets intel from people he trusts on the ground, and isn’t 70+ but I’ll make do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:05:39 2020 No.17808166 >>17808131 I agree that it's not going to record highs for a long time after this. I think it will plummet down to $20-25, hold there for a few months then come back to $40

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:06:00 2020 No.17808170 >>17808152 lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:06:25 2020 No.17808177 >>17808152 Good shit. Add some GUSH and you're all set.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:06:52 2020 No.17808183
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>>17808045
And guess who hates you even more, you cunt. Did china ever invade America? Did Russia ever invade America? America is the threat. America and Europe have killed hundreds of millions. Retribution will be sweet. Imagine 100 million Americans dead and climbing! And that’s just the beginning. Fuck you white people. You deserve every bit of this. And more! You’re going to go extinct. Lmao! Your autistic screeching will be melodious time my ears. You thought you could just walk in and bully china. Now suck on that dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:06:55 2020 No.17808186 >>17807954 Based

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:06:58 2020 No.17808188 >>17808164 Most of that shit is what will drive the market down in the next few weeks. For now Monday should be crab.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:07:04 2020 No.17808189 >>17808170 y? >>17808177 whats gush

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 14 20:07:08 2020 No.17808194 File: 1.29 MB, 200x235, 1534907223845.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17808152 >doesn't have LCI

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:07:09 2020 No.17808195 >>17807868 readings for nerds, just jump in and get a feel for the market

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:07:12 2020 No.17808198 >>17808150 Yeah, I definitely wouldn't have been shilling it if I knew all of the major indices were about to print giant red dildos.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:07:31 2020 No.17808201 >>17807977 I told you to shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:07:57 2020 No.17808210 >>17808177 I got some GUSH and I'm gonna get moar

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:07:58 2020 No.17808209 >>17808189 Best investment out there right now https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/gush/

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:08:35 2020 No.17808216 What's the price target to buy AAL

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:08:54 2020 No.17808219

>>17808150
my logic
>it won't go above US shale break even price because there isn't sufficient demand to saturate shale supply
>oil demand will drop as alternative energy and carbon taxes march ever onwards
>plastic will always be needed but plastic bans are a thing now too
>the primary driver of demand in the future will be petrochemicals that can't easily be replaced

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:08:58 2020 No.17808221 >>17808210 Based

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:09:04 2020 No.17808222 >>17808194 why would i buy a pharmaceutical not named pfizer?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:09:16 2020 No.17808224 File: 2.81 MB, 300x225, 1b2fccc817c2bb916349343ef185f9a20f9c208c6ca73be6b80710bc86d7d11c.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17808183 go be a nigger somewhere else

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:09:57 2020 No.17808232 >>17807954 holy mother of based whats ur venmo

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:10:05 2020 No.17808235 >>17808183 (You)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:10:40 2020 No.17808244 >>17808222 Antibe is developing a new generation of NSAIDs, and NSAID medications are so ubiquitous that their patents will just fucking print money like a drunken Fed

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:10:49 2020 No.17808246

>>17808025
>oil prices will drop even further bellow break even points because I drew a line on a graph that reflects market forces over a timeframe so wide it is irrelevant

good luck anon, i hope that ruler and pencil pay you out. next maybe try an make inferences about the future price of corn based on the line drawing method going back to the 1670s.

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 14 20:10:53 2020 No.17808247

>>17808222
small market cap with huge potential for growth.

I have PFE too.. but theres a lot of growth to be had in small caps... once listened to an interview where this guy said he made all his money (millions) all from small caps because they were so under the radar for large funds until their market cap grew.. basically diamonds in the rough..

LCI to $60

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:11:29 2020 No.17808254 >>17808188 Monday is always bad during this crisis because its 2 whole days of bad news. Theres no upside during the weekend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:11:35 2020 No.17808255 >>17808224 Die! Die from covid 18 like a bitch! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Watch your family die! Watch your money evaporate! Watch your white people vanish into the black hole of hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:11:52 2020 No.17808258 >>17808244 >>17808247 ok u sons of bitches, im in

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:12:34 2020 No.17808265 I'm wondering what a realistic return we could see on GUSH is? And how long would you have to hold it to get it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:12:43 2020 No.17808268 >>17808258 Antibe isn't LCI, Antibe is ATE on the TSX-V

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>>17808219
if oil price stays low for a long time (months), then it will bankrupt producers driving the supply down, which will cause prices to rise. right?
surely it will be in the 40's sometime in the next several years.

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 14 20:12:58 2020 No.17808273

>>17808246
>the downward trend that has been occuring for over 10 years is going to magically change because of coronavirus.

If it was a stock with no dilution it would be a different story.. but it's a commodity that has been declining for longer than you have been trading... GOOD LUCK

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:12:59 2020 No.17808271 >>17808189 Please do not listen to GUSH shills. Its a worthless ETF.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:13:01 2020 No.17808275 >>17808255 Get help dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:13:02 2020 No.17808276 I'm looking forward to the national day of prayer tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:13:47 2020 No.17808288 File: 1.30 MB, 1200x800, 1576622886620.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] can someone please explain why ewv proshares ultrashort japan closed negative on friday even though nikkkei dropped 8 percent?

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:13:48 2020 No.17808289

>>17808235
The universe is literally killing you. The universe says it no longer wants you. America’s death rate is 10%. Go make some lies about testing but the fact is America is going to get prison raped up the ass. The sad part is you’re too dumb to suck my dick and apologize.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:14:04 2020 No.17808290 >>17808057 50 deaths in the usa, almost all from a nursing home 5000 deaths in the world (avg age of like 75) it's not a big deal, honestly, we are just being safe with precautions.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:14:11 2020 No.17808293

>>17808183
white man did what anyone else would do. exploit the fact that he was technologically and scientifically superior. you want white people from today to kiss your ass because <insert country> was dominated by the british 100 years ago? forget about it. people are not fools.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 14 20:14:21 2020 No.17808299 >>17808244 >>17808268 LCI just added working NSAID to their list of products to sell.. and i think more than one different type... LCI to $60

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:15:22 2020 No.17808314
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>>17808276
Here's your CNN headlines for tomorrow, bro
>National Day of Prayer hosted online by Mike Pence
>New Jersey orders all citizens to remain indoors for 14 days
>Washington State hospitals run out of gloves, ventilators

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:15:32 2020 No.17808319 >>17808275 You’re the one that needs help. You won’t get any. Enjoy watching your family in the hospital. You fucks deserve it. Imagine an entire country of terry schiavo. That’s your future. You want racism. You got it. Right in the fucking face!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:15:45 2020 No.17808323 >>17808314 tell me when it hits a red state

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:16:46 2020 No.17808341 >>17808319 IT doesn't make you brain dead. You are fully conscious till the last breath. You just can't breathe.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 14 20:17:08 2020 No.17808349 File: 173 KB, 1024x906, 1538360235398.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17808314 thank god we have pray day.. that will surely work against coronavirus.. why didn't we think of that before??

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:17:17 2020 No.17808353

>>17808165
Didn't those same "experts" tell him to not pull manufacturing out of China? Didn't they say we should just allow China to keep stealing intellectual property?
Who is this magical expert you're referring to that is 100% correct that the President is not listening to? Who are they?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:17:26 2020 No.17808354 >GUSH was ~$2k in 2015 wut?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:17:56 2020 No.17808362 File: 64 KB, 1028x580, IMG_20200314_105332.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am excited to see the futures tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:18:01 2020 No.17808364 File: 11 KB, 300x180, 1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17808290 >5000 deaths in the world I don't think you understand the situation. 5000 deaths is Iran alone. You don't dig mass graves for a flu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:18:08 2020 No.17808366 >>17808319 Ok, that's neat. Have a nice day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:18:29 2020 No.17808369 >>17808299 You're saying LCI is going to 60?

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:18:41 2020 No.17808370

>>17808293
You’re still doing it, faggot. You haven’t change. And you faggots still spit your hate. Your primitive science and technology are just an excuse to take advantage of a naive and giving society. Now you’re going to get so fucked hard up the ass you won’t ever get back up. Ever. Justice will be sweet and eternal. You’ll feel the universe stepping on your face and everyone around you for eternity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:18:45 2020 No.17808371 >>17807823 Is this another pic of the Jew’s gook gf?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:18:54 2020 No.17808374 >>17808247 is this the penny garbage you're shilling now that SNSS on your alt is thoroughly discredited? If you really want a piece of shit to gamble on try JILL. May get delisted but if it doesn't you'll be rich.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:19:09 2020 No.17808376 >>17808364 Post sauce, not an ant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:21:08 2020 No.17808404 >>17808183 >Did china ever invade America? Yes through media and propaganda and economy

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:21:34 2020 No.17808412 if gush goes to 30 i make a lotta money if gush doesnt move i dont lose anything if goes goes down i lose barely anything whats the downside other than irrational hatred of oil, like for real do you sell solar panels or something lol!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:21:35 2020 No.17808413 File: 14 KB, 384x415, 1584204329731.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I don't know what stocks to pick should I just go all in spy or spx? It's so damn overwhelming

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:22:16 2020 No.17808420 >>17808004 Dragon Dildo

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:22:21 2020 No.17808421 File: 129 KB, 581x443, KazzPUF.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17808376 https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/12/coronavirus-iran-mass-graves-qom

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 14 20:22:33 2020 No.17808426

>>17808369
$60 yes

Old CEO fucked up the company and lost contracts.. new CEO Tim Crew is well experienced in the pharma industry and has been establishing new distribution contracts.. and launching new drugs while paying down debt.. the company has been doing A LOT to turn the boat around and repair damages done by old CEO... just check out the press releases yourself and you'll see all the drugs they're getting including things like adderall, insulin.. asprins... even one of the most common prescribed drugs in the states Levothyroxine.. the company will be doing better than it was when it was currently trading at $60... it's going to be a lean mean drug selling machine....

You should really look into it yourself though.. most people in here bashing it are only bashing it because of me and not the actual company... so i'd highly suggest doing your own DD

LCI to $60

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:22:50 2020 No.17808431 >>17808265 Even without the COOM pictured I still know its you, SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:23:06 2020 No.17808433 >>17808290 China's numbers are fabricated, there are at least 25000 deaths in China alone

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 14 20:23:37 2020 No.17808438
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>>17808374
>is this the penny garbage you're shilling now that SNSS on your alt is thoroughly discredited?
what are you talking about?? since when have i been shilling SNSS?????? lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:23:52 2020 No.17808443 >>17808045 Biden's family have interest in China and he have also said something like China isn't a serious threat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:23:53 2020 No.17808444 >>17808183 >Did china ever invade America? They caught a fucking Chinese spy working as Dianne Feinstein's chauffeur you dumb fucking dickwad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:24:42 2020 No.17808452 >>17808431 I honestly have no idea man I'm just a leaf fag wanting to talk about GUSH

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:24:43 2020 No.17808451 >>17808288 It was just because of the fake and gay pump, pretty much every stock is mimicking the DOW right now

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:25:04 2020 No.17808457 File: 170 KB, 700x400, 1562540177339.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17808244 I seriously don't see the market for the NSAID they're making. Multiple drugs mild on the tummy-tum already exist like Mobic or Celebrex.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:25:19 2020 No.17808461

>>17808299
>LCI to $60

lol the LCI stock fucking sucks. most of its history it has traded around 2$ or below and ther's no fucking reason it's going to skyrocket because of a working NSAID. guess what? aspirin and acetominophen already exist fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:26:10 2020 No.17808479 >>17808288 Thats the problem with leveraged ETFs of anything. Theyre derivatives and there are many factors at play other than price.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:26:25 2020 No.17808482 >>17808426 true i hate ur fucking guts but i made a clean 3k off of it going from $3- $5 literally nothing wrong with LCI if you bought 2 years ago

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:27:13 2020 No.17808493 File: 142 KB, 800x600, 1578368150010.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17808461 >acetominophen Technically it is an anti-pyretic, not an NSAID.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 14 20:27:14 2020 No.17808495 >>17808461 you think they only have asprin?? lmao they have a whole bunch of drugs with more to come.. Seriously.. you sound like one of the faggots that bashed AMD at $3

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:27:44 2020 No.17808504 >>17808482 not true about LCI to 60 tho thats retarded maybe like 15

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Sat Mar 14 20:27:54 2020 No.17808509 >>17808438 They think you're me? HAHAHAHAHA God there are a lot of fucking morons on /smg/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:27:54 2020 No.17808510 >>17808319 Your making me laugh man, and I mean that in a nice way. What country are you from?

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:28:15 2020 No.17808516

>>17808290
ugh you fucking retard its got up a 20% severe pneumonia rate and its infectious as hell. how mant younger people are dead now if the hospitals arent working at 200% capacity and literally choosing to let some patients die. youve seen this in 3 countries now and if you paid any attention to the brains behind the US medical system youd realise burger land is going to be fucked to death if this goes viral there. Thats why the extreme measures. you are thinkung on the lines of durrr i dont need a seat belt ill just throw it on quickly if i see im about to crash

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:28:47 2020 No.17808521 File: 58 KB, 719x581, 1576244663861.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Poor AMD can't catch a fucking break, oof.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 14 20:29:24 2020 No.17808530 File: 103 KB, 3719x346, DelusionalAMRNholder.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17808509 >God there are a lot of fucking morons on /smg/ yeah there are.. like this guy >>17808504 lol.. straight fucking morons in here sometimes...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:30:00 2020 No.17808538 >>17808521 AMD will crab along out of the crisis into new heights.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:30:19 2020 No.17808543 >>17808479 this is fucking retarded beyond belief the stock has been dumping the entire global bull run ans now it pumps as the market pumps? why the fuck does money hate me?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:30:37 2020 No.17808546 File: 64 KB, 480x853, 9b4d9afe-e247-4daf-912d-bf4fb1a6f379..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17808438 HOLY SHIT SNSS SHILL CONFIRMED

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:31:38 2020 No.17808562

>>17808461
LCL guy does not understand how most of the world buys medicine

Most countries have a national framework that requires significant QALY/some other gay made up index . of improvement before adoption, even at the same price.

The benefits would have to be astronomical to compete with existing NSAID production which is at peak economy of scale, requires almost no marketing costs to hospitals, and has generic price competition.

Maybe the stock will moon, in about 15 or 20 years. Until then its pure opportunity cost.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 14 20:32:03 2020 No.17808569 >>17808538 >AMD will crab along out of the crisis into new heights. yes.. yes.. it probably will..

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:32:22 2020 No.17808572

>>17808289
America’s death rate is 100% just like yours you little bitch.

I thought China was supposed to think long term?

>>17808353
I said multiple experts. Anyone who doesn’t wear a foil hat. Everyone from libertarians to the liberals to the conservatives to the war hawks to the permadoves. Well maybe not that exactly, but I think you’re get the idea.

No one is 100% correct. Why are you being deliberately obtuse?

>>17808443
Ugh I know and its totally obvious and it pisses me off. Trump has got big development plans for russia and Eastern Europe too. We have to choose between the guy in China’s pocket or the guy in Russia’s pocket?

It’s disgusting and I honestly don’t think it was always like this to this degree. Maybe I’m being naive.

>>17808444
Checked trips

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:32:40 2020 No.17808576 >>17808546 why is her vagina so big?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:32:46 2020 No.17808577 >>17808364 >You don't dig mass graves for a flu. They did in 1918.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:33:24 2020 No.17808583 >>17808546 Dude. What the fuck are you doing. You’re taking the bait and you’re posting gross cringe.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 20:33:24 2020 No.17808584 >>17808576 i think she just has her ass in the front and her vagina in the back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:33:30 2020 No.17808588 >>17808546 >>17808509 Thats this dumbass

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:33:32 2020 No.17808589 >>17808509 You two always show up at the exact same times with the exact same rationales behind your gay penny trash with your overlong posts. It's obvious "you're" actually a "you".

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:33:51 2020 No.17808593 Odds of NYC going into lockdown soon? I would think something like that would cause a bobo bonanza

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:35:01 2020 No.17808609 >>17808577 spaish flu specifically attacked people with healthy immune systems. Imagine actually being scared of bronchitis type symptoms

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:35:09 2020 No.17808614 File: 71 KB, 719x725, 12f20b61-6847-43e3-98a2-08b0083affc4..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17808576 Search "fat fupa". It's it's stomach pouring down along with her crotch fat pouring out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:35:21 2020 No.17808615 >>17808593 Never specifically for that reason and NYC isn't special in any way compared to Seattle.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:37:07 2020 No.17808639

>>17808064
Saved, and thanks! Just picked up Random Walk Down Wall Street to go with what I previously posted and have been reading.

Basically, I've been using the money I used to spend on degenerate western media, dining out and such, and figured I'd do something productive with it. This recent crash hasn't done much to inspire confidence, but it's also buying season from the looks of it. It isn't much that I invested, but looking at the fact that in 6 months time I would have otherwise spent a grand on absolute garbage is sobering to say the least

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:37:37 2020 No.17808647 >>17808583 Haha you think taking your trip off is going to work LMAO

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:37:45 2020 No.17808653 >>17808593 100% within two weeks. France just fucking shut down.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:37:57 2020 No.17808657

>>17808589
I don't think so, LCI tard actually gives some good insight when he's not talking about LCI

SNSS faggot is just an over mouth breathing drooling dumbass, and just keeps shilling muh 400mg when anyone tries to ask him about his pennystock garbage

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:39:22 2020 No.17808674

>“There will be liquidity available -- whatever we need to do, whatever the Fed needs to do, whatever Congress needs to do, we will provide liquidity,” Mnuchin said. “There will be a massive amount of liquidity.”

can some smart person here explain what this means exactly? like money for the banks or money for investors or what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:39:45 2020 No.17808679 >>17808653 I wonder what would happen to the market if no one could physically trade would everything just move to online?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:41:14 2020 No.17808701 File: 791 KB, 850x1200, ikc9ggii8ay01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17808639 nice don't spend money on garbage buy stocks instead :D

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:41:22 2020 No.17808703 >>17808679 Everything is already online, the NYSE floor is just a TV set and the NASDAQ doesn't actually have a floor

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:42:28 2020 No.17808721 >>17808703 Yeah that way but a lot of big investment places have trading floors in them like the big banks have trading rooms

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:42:45 2020 No.17808728 >>17808674 money for everyone except the common worker or small businessperson welcome to keynesianism

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 14 20:42:58 2020 No.17808731 File: 177 KB, 1200x1187, 1582697726740.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17808657 >LCI tard actually gives some good insight when he's not talking about LCI d-do you really mean that anon? i really appreciate it

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:44:03 2020 No.17808745 >>17808674 Money loan for banks. If banks cant pay it back it will be worse than 2008.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:44:39 2020 No.17808758 >>17808728 so does that mean the money goes to third parties who then put it into the stock market to prop it up?

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:44:53 2020 No.17808762

>>17808609
All true pandemics do, and this is why they become pandemics.

When your host cells are leukocytes (white blood cells), it's an inversion of the usual case where the old and children are worst affected.

In that case normal adults get the worst of it, and they are the ones most likely to spread it as they're the most frequent travelers who are out and about.

Plague of Justinian, Black Death, HIV, Spanish Flu, all attacked the immune system.

Corona does not. It probably does what SARS does, cause cells in the lungs to get all fibrous or dissolve into each-other in big bags of cells with multiple nuclei that cant function right, then burst all at once triggering immune system overeaction which leads to inflammation that closes up the airways so you cant breath.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:45:40 2020 No.17808779 >>17808745 what do banks need the money for?

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:46:11 2020 No.17808787
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>>17808728
[Andrew Yang has entered the chat]
ackshully the correct application of Keynesian economics in the Fourth Industrial Revolution is direct deposit Freedom Dividends to the American people, solving a supply side shock with a supply side bailout. Inflation is a spook.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:47:04 2020 No.17808799 >>17808762 Corona can also cause cytokine storm from the immune system

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:47:18 2020 No.17808805
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Guys. What the FUCK is a money market curve and why would it invert?

Do money market funds have many durations like bonds, so they get their own yield curve? Apparently that inverted and was part of the recent chaos in the bond market?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:48:08 2020 No.17808813 Monday will be green +25%

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:48:20 2020 No.17808815 >>17808779 Not sure of the details, I'm sure some other anon can chime in. Banks work their magic and prop up the market temporarily

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:48:38 2020 No.17808818 >>17808762 It also attacks the heart. But the flip side to young people living is that the disease can easily become endemic without wiping out the host population, and an endemic disease that has 20% of patients on ventilators is terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:49:22 2020 No.17808825 >>17808290 >50 deaths in the usa, almost all from a nursing home >5000 deaths in the world (avg age of like 75) By Sunday of next week 10 million people will require hospitalization

>>	Make 'em Gush Sat Mar 14 20:49:23 2020 No.17808827 File: 108 KB, 1080x1350, 1576448558168.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17808431 So like, $5 GUSH on Monday? For real thatd be pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:49:41 2020 No.17808832 File: 67 KB, 720x687, question whorb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] when is escape from NY tonight?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:50:42 2020 No.17808845 >>17808813 Why? Seriously, what the fuck would do that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:50:52 2020 No.17808849 File: 14 KB, 323x241, 1584036538440.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17808813 Bullshit, DOW will go down 3000 points or more!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:51:53 2020 No.17808863 >>17808845 Did you see how the market reacted to Trump's press conference on friday? It's nothing but green from here on our buddy.

>>	Make 'em Gush Sat Mar 14 20:52:13 2020 No.17808871 File: 72 KB, 615x923, 1575236363048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17808762 Dude it has antibody dependent enhancement. It literally infects your immune system. Also Tesla will hit 200 in less than a month.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:52:15 2020 No.17808873 >>17808799 >cytokine storm nope

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:52:48 2020 No.17808884 >>17808845 Trump tested negative for Corona. That's really good when the issue affecting the markets is unpredictability.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:53:00 2020 No.17808886 >>17808845 Donald Pump canceled the recession.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:54:17 2020 No.17808912 >>17808827 I hope you get bat disease and drown in your own lungs you insufferable faggot

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:55:08 2020 No.17808926
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Daily reminder that SNSS and ONTX are /smg/'s official biomemes and are recession proof. And here's the best part...they're on sale. There has never been a better time to buy. But here's the best part. 4chan is always right.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:57:22 2020 No.17808962
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>>17808745
Source? like he's still talking about taking T-bills as collateral for loaned money. Not sure why the gov't would be fucked if the banks couldn't buy back the T-bills.

>>17808779
If you're talking about repo, banks need the money because they only carry so much cash overnight, and have lots of t-bills, a type of bond. They need cash to do business... actually, I don't 100% understand it, and I don't want to fuck it up.

There are some good youtube explanations, and some anon said it was explained well in this thread I haven't had time to read yet:

https://archived.moe/biz/thread/16006742

I wouldn't assume that they understand it 100% either, as it looks like they are someone who enjoys prediction of doom.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:57:30 2020 No.17808966
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>>17808884
>>17808886
>>17808912
>Trump, Trump, Trump
Fear drives the market and the weekend has been and will continue to be a 24/7 stream of coronavirus shutdowns and deaths around the world. By Monday there will be at least one state fully shut down, and the next big Federal step is shutting down domestic flights.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:58:25 2020 No.17808983 >>17808025 those lines "technicals" don't mean shit. That said, you're not wrong. Invalid argument reached a true conclusion [in the short term].

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:58:38 2020 No.17808987 >>17808290 MORE THAN HALF OF THE 300 #COVIDー19 CASES IN FRENCH ICUs ARE PEOPLE UNDER 60

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 20:58:51 2020 No.17808993 >>17808873 Educate yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:00:28 2020 No.17809021 File: 406 KB, 720x1280, france coronavirus, half critical patients are under 50.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17808987 CORRECTION

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:01:01 2020 No.17809031 File: 1.10 MB, 750x1334, 91643A89-3961-4738-9A21-602983C4796A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Red Monday boys

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:01:37 2020 No.17809039 >>17808966 >>17808912 I'm bearish too man, I want those things, I'm just yelling at the tit posting retard who won't shut the fuck up about GUSH

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:01:38 2020 No.17809040 >>17808966 Fear is an unsustainable factor. After a couple weeks people are going to get tired of it all and are just going to want to live their normal lives.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:01:40 2020 No.17809041
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>>17808593
Isn't that what we're pricing in?
A Recession and a full stop in a large part of the economy? I DO NOT think we're pricing in the deaths of any members of governent, and I think that could be what triggers the over-correction.
>triggers the over-correction
Why the fuck am I still 75% invested then???
damn... I guess because I need to recover that 20% or whatever we fell, and I don't want to sell low. And I don't think I can time the market too well. Still... shit I can't believe I literally slept through these 2-3 times in a lifetime events!

>>17808703
>>17808721
both true, but there are still some areas where they aren't allowed to bring phones or something, can't bring privileged information in (or out?)

>>17808987
uhhhh link? that seems odd and bad.

>>17808993
what if I just want the cliffsnotes because I have things I should be doing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:01:53 2020 No.17809048 >>17808521 even though I like amd, it seems you could almost use them as an indicator of sorts for hard-times ahead..

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:02:23 2020 No.17809060 >>17809031 >implying this isn't bullish

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:02:38 2020 No.17809067 >>17809021 Oh fuck

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:03:51 2020 No.17809081
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>>17809040
>in a couple weeks in the US
>living normal lives
THAT WON'T HAPPEN THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO TELL YOU

AMERICA IS ON THE ITALIAN TRAJECTORY. TWO WEEKS AGO ITALY WAS WHERE AMERICA IS NOW. A WEEK AGO FRANCE HAS ALMOST NO CASES. TODAY IT'S SHUT DOWN. IN TWO WEEKS AMERICA WILL HAVE MANDATORY FEDERAL QUARANTINES. THIS ISN'T A QUESTION ANYMORE.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:04:37 2020 No.17809090 How do I make money off of all of the babies that will be born 9-10 months from now? Can't go outside so everyone is just going to have sex. Diapers? Formula?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:04:45 2020 No.17809093 File: 584 KB, 900x900, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17809041 >triggers the over-correction You mean: triggers the recovery? >>17808653 ...and what are the odds they close the stock markets if NY goes under lockdown?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:04:47 2020 No.17809095 >>17809060 lol markets would tank 10% in a minute if he actually fired powell but he won't, it's just that normal trump bullshit where he has to assert he has a power people say he doesn't have

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:04:56 2020 No.17809101 >>17809081 No one gives a shit. People are panic buying and still going outside. Literally no one gives a fuck about this overhyped flu, boomer.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:05:45 2020 No.17809115

>>17808966
Not to mention it was really only this weekend that I started to see massive news of stores missing tons of produce, toilet paper, and water. People are getting prepared for a massive shitstorm that they know is coming. It's going to get a lot worse still.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:06:10 2020 No.17809123 >>17808993 youre incorrect covid-19 does not induce cytokine storm youre repeating disinfo that has in the past few weeks, been disproven regardless idc im here to watch escape from NY >>17809041 when is movie?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:06:14 2020 No.17809125 >>17809081 I uh... What should I be panic-buying besides toilet paper and fire arms? I'm not afraid of running out of those. Shit... I should probably get my car serviced, but I don't want the maintenance people COOFing all in it.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:07:47 2020 No.17809149
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>>17809101
I know. That's why it's going to hit so fucking hard. America will blow the fuck past Italy and the entire nation will be a Super Wuhan. Tell me, are mass graves in New York bullish? I mean, actually, yes, because that's probably the bottom here.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:07:54 2020 No.17809151
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>>17808813
Crab or very red. Only way is green is if the fed dumps in another .5t or more. I think the fed is letting it down softly, to prevent panic/free-fall. Question is: where is their stop? Any guesses?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:08:40 2020 No.17809160 >>17809090 wait...was corona made by Japan? Did Abe finally go too far?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:09:02 2020 No.17809165 >>17809081 Stop lying you actual fucking psychopath. Italy got fucked because literally everyone who had flu symptoms flooded into hospitals and then infected everyone at the hospital. We do not have the same situation as Italy, and you're retarded.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:09:40 2020 No.17809174

>>17809095
10%? The fuck are you smoking? Markets wouldn't give two shits about him firing Powell, simply because Trump will be able to get a guy that will do his exact bidding and what Trump does is bullish for the market even if it's basically just a prop up strategy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:09:41 2020 No.17809175 >>17809125 >what should I be panic buying Unironically Canadian inverse ETFs. Canadian banks are rock solid and the Canadian economy will be the hardest hit. Every other commoditty, or bonds, everything's in decline, even gold. Oh, and also ammo.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:09:58 2020 No.17809182

>>17809123
>youre incorrect
>covid-19 does not induce cytokine storm
https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/2020/03/the-coronavirus-turns-deadly-when-it-leads-to-cytokine-storm-identifying-this-immune-response-is-key-to-patients-survival-report.html
>youre repeating disinfo that has in the past few weeks, been disproven
This is the first time I talk about it here and you're incorrect to claim it's incorrect

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:10:37 2020 No.17809193

>>17808871
not sure if this is true, but sure that if it was it would be better described as aiding/not being impeded by the immune system. Corona doesn't directly hijack WBCs cellular machinery to make more of itself, it does it in other cells.

>>17808818
not even in China did I see 20% requiring ventilation. from what I saw ventilation closely followed mortality, didn't read too close but from what I saw almost everyone requiring ventilation didn't make it, so it's a decent estimate

>>17808799
ehhh, idk. I have seen some stuff on post infection, but typically you die before that point from lack of O2

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:10:45 2020 No.17809195 I bought the dip but I wanted it down more. I wanted a global recession. I wanted the kikes to pay, heads to roll, bankers jumping off of roofs. Fuck I’m sad

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:12:20 2020 No.17809220

>>17809174
>let the government have direct control over the fed because it's bullish now! what could go wrong?
lmao
yeah because no one would ever look beyond the next three months to the consequences of the fed now being at the beck and call of the president in a way never before seen.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:12:27 2020 No.17809223

>>17809165
>Italy got fucked because literally everyone who had flu symptoms flooded into hospitals and then infected everyone at the hospital.
Yes.
>We do not have the same situation as Italy
Also correct, Italian hospitals have better surge capacity. Those coofing Italians will be burger flipping Americans. It will spread like wildfire and there's no fucking testing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:13:11 2020 No.17809235 So what are traditional blue chip stocks are you guys going to buy when this eventually bottoms out? I'd imagine that there isn't that many left that are stable or with it as a lot of the boomer picks are dying: F, GM, MO, XON, OXY, CCL, Brk.B.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:13:22 2020 No.17809238

>>17808701
I already save money, have a 401k and my wage slave job actually has a decent profit sharing program in place. I considered this as an experiment of sorts. Some people quit smoking/drinking or whatever and save the money they'd have otherwise spent. I decided when I was through with brainwashing western entertainment and other trash I'd spend my money on, I'd conduct a financial experiment and do something to better my financial standing. Slow accumulation of dividend stocks, some gambling plays here and there, etc. Sure, I picked the absolute top to start, but where would that money be otherwise? A bunch of useless movies, shows and books I'll never watch again, no longer contributing to a food industry that pays it's employees literal pennies to just be a kitchen with a fancy atmosphere. Now I have something to better visualize what I'm no longer supporting, and it feels great desu.

We're all in this ship together!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:13:55 2020 No.17809244 >>17809223 There is testing, Walmart, Google, and a TON of pharm companies are all cooperating to get tests out ASAP. Stop fearmongering and prepare for green monday bro.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:14:48 2020 No.17809261
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>>17809123
it's the same time every week, unless sun isn't able to make it. I think it's 2~4 hours from now, I'm not sure if his time zone does daylight savings time.

>>17809165
Nah but we have our own unique problems.
Things could get a little hairy, doesn't hurt to have an emergency kit just in case. Worst case scenario, you don't need to go grocery shopping for a while. As far as the markets, there's still room for pain.

>>17809175
>Canadian banks are rock solid
>Canadian economy will be the hardest hit
Why would I inverse them then? Sounds like they can withstand the hit?

>>17809174
The bond market would give a shit if the stability of our monetary system were thrown into question by a dramatic move like that... I think it would matter

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:15:12 2020 No.17809268 >>17809220 No, but in a few years

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:16:23 2020 No.17809281 Any way to gauge market sentiment during the weekend? I'm bored.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:17:21 2020 No.17809294

>>17809235
Defense, technology.

>>17809244
>to get tests out ASAP
Two weeks ago that would have mattered. Now community transmission has been established across all of America. It's a fucking super sized Wuhan. Testing any point after last week is just measuring the extent of spread.

>>17809261
Canadian banks won't go bust, so your reverse ETF is safe; but most of the TSX will go bust, so your inverse ETF will be fucking gold.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:18:23 2020 No.17809310 >>17809281 well if you believe this https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street which I saw another anon posted looking red again, but idk about its validity

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:18:37 2020 No.17809315

>>17809182
no
if it induced cytokine storm every time, it would primarily kill people with healthy immune systems, and people with pre-existing immune system problems would have much less severe symptoms a la spanish flu

all the data so far suggests otherwise, with those with weak immune systems at MUCH higher risk for hospitalization AND fatality
singular cases where such an immune response was triggered do not make the rule.
if it caused cytokine storm, the fatalities would be primarily young healthy adults, whereas covid-19 does the complete opposite

regardless like i said, im not here to get into a dick waving contest about meme flu
im here to watch escape from NY

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:19:09 2020 No.17809321 >>17808183 China will be wiped off the map after this, disgusting chink insect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:20:02 2020 No.17809331 >>17809261 i cant remember if its 10:30 or 11:30 tho

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:20:39 2020 No.17809337

>>17809294
Isn't defense mostly concentrated in a few companies like LMT, BA, and UTX? AVAV and Kratos seem interesting but I don't know if they are worth it.

Also aren't you concerned about Tech being a bubble or the fact that they are dependent on India and China?

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:22:38 2020 No.17809358

I think of all the countries, UK is going to be hit the hardest. At least Trump seems to be taking some measures, the UK spent months letting chinks in untested, and is maintaining their soccer games. My friend in the UK was telling me last year that the hospital system is garbage and on a good day, it’s impossible to get healthcare. Super old population too, with many people living in clusters and confined villages. The UK is fucked. It’s going to be brilliant to see. If there’s one country I hate more than Italy, it’s the UK.

This is also probably the reason why Trump banned travel to the UK today. He sees the writing on the wall. Mass graves in the UK.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:23:50 2020 No.17809369 >>17809337 Raytheon makes pretty much all US missiles. If you see a Tomahawk or SM-3 on TV, that's revenue in action.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:26:34 2020 No.17809405 >>17809041 See >>17809021

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:26:38 2020 No.17809406 >>17809337 Oh, and on the second part, I mean tech juggernauts like Microsoft and Amazon that would live through a nuclear war and probably rule us all after. Not like, Snap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:30:47 2020 No.17809459 anyone investing in walmart with all this panic buying clearing out store shelves?

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:33:00 2020 No.17809487

>>17809369
>>17809337

Defense is majorly risky. If the market tanks it has all the downsides oil (with no cartel price fixing deal to the rescue) because there will be a solid chance of Bernie winning and axing it HARD.

Cold war ramp down continues, and cries for gibs increase year over year. Not a whole ton of upside, and very hard to understand for outsiders.

Billion dollar contract bids will literally go wrong because the man with the most shinny trinkets on his chest thought one bid had a cooler look than the other, see JSF Boeing vs f-35.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:35:08 2020 No.17809512 >>17809487 >>17809369 Then what isn't exactly risky, or rather has the least risk as an industry?

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:35:15 2020 No.17809516
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tfw my excitement about watching interesting events unfold overrides my concern about losing money

the end of the world is just as comfy as it should be
but I blew an easy chance at flirting on Friday and I'm still kind of sad about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:35:44 2020 No.17809525 File: 179 KB, 589x400, 4EFC8A39-215B-41F4-96C8-4F5FC5C0192C.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it over?

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:35:56 2020 No.17809529
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>>17809294
oh, you mean buy ETF's listed on the canadian stock exchange...
Because you think the US ones will go bust? I don't really want to sign up for international trading ughhhh

What makes you think non-canadian ETF's will go bust?
And why do you think Canada is particularly going to get more pain than other countries?

>>17809459
Nah, Costco all the way

>>17809487
AAAAAAAAA
I'm in really heavy on LMT!!!!!

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:36:57 2020 No.17809546
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>>17809487
>Bernie winning
Are you retarded? He's
1. Not going to survive coronavirus. He's 78 and just had a heart attack. He's a dead man walking.
2. Not even a real candidate at this point, the blacks will never not vote Biden and the rest of the map is better for him than Bernie. Red Smurf barely won Washington, literally his demographically best state. A solid 30% of Bernie's 2016 voters were just "never Hillary" types.

And that's not even going into that you somehow think global conflict is SLOWING DOWN in the face of mass climate change, an ascendant China, and a Tsar for Life Putin.

>>17809529
Yeah, that. I don't trust American banks after 2008, and Deutsche Bank is looking mighty sketchy even without getting coronafucked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:36:58 2020 No.17809547 File: 63 KB, 746x446, 1584236099947.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thoughts and prayers for my ded bearfrens

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:37:15 2020 No.17809555 >>17809175 What’s the ticker for inverse Canada etf?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:37:18 2020 No.17809557 File: 200 KB, 750x1334, 9F9AA63E-8ABC-41D9-9512-AB49D1EA8560.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17809525 If US doesn’t get it together we could see 100 million + infections

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:38:50 2020 No.17809573 >>17809555 HXD on the TSX. >>17809547 >Trump literally just announces he wants companies to do something and they do it What a fucking meme, not surprising though

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:39:45 2020 No.17809589 >>17809547 >BUT I THOUGHT TRUMP LIED ABOUT GOOGLE?????? Will lugenpresse be purged after corona?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:40:50 2020 No.17809602 >>17809589 Trump lied about Google and by doing so forced Google's hand to make it reality. It's a really fucking obnoxious way to put out an RFP but I guess Trump made it work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:41:09 2020 No.17809608 >>17809547 >uh actually we arent working with Trump he misspoke! ring ring ring >hello?uh...yeah?how much?oh.... >We retract our prior statements we are now working with the US government... >>17809573 such a chad president

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:42:30 2020 No.17809624
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>>17809525
NOOOOOO
I DIDNT DUMP ENOUGH OF MY BAGGS

I DIDNT REENTER MY SHORTS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17809546
Shit.

But if I use Schwab to sign up for international trading and then they go bust anyways... I'm fucked.

I should've gone cash when you guys did.

>>17809547
>>17809573
>>17809589
>>17809602
It's literally a commitment to build a website. They just have to do better than WebMD.
We are not out of the woods by a longshot, but this is a little reassuring.

Trump said he had a commitment when he didn't, and now he does. Irrelevant to muh stocks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:43:44 2020 No.17809641 >>17809624 Oh, the website proposed is a fucking nothingburger, about as effective as the National Day of Please Save Us Jesus. Did you see the flowchart? If you show symptoms, it shows you where the testing place is. That's it.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:45:21 2020 No.17809657
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>>17809557
where are you getting all this shit?
One of you people needs to put together an actual collage and links to sources, I'm not going to the circlejerk doomporn general.

>>17809641
I didn't actually watch it I listened to most of it. But I saw one of you posted that it described the concerned citizens "consumers"

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:45:32 2020 No.17809663 File: 143 KB, 884x504, 1374537520171.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zXKWPOAlx0 thread theme song

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:46:03 2020 No.17809669 So in the event the Fed prints the dollar out of extinction, what the fuck do you put your wealth into? Gold? Oil? What the fuck is still valuable?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:46:55 2020 No.17809676 I've got a 401k and a pension but I wanted to branch out and actually owning a part of a company you like/give a shit about is kinda cool. Plus making more money for an even nicer retirement down the road is never a bad thing.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:48:11 2020 No.17809698
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>>17809547
>>17809602
>>17809624
>>17809641
>Verily Life Sciences, also known as Verily (formerly Google Life Sciences[1][2]), is Alphabet Inc.'s research organization devoted to the study of life sciences. The organization was formerly a division of Google X, until August 10, 2015, when Sergey Brin announced that the organization would become an independent subsidiary of Alphabet Inc.[3] This restructuring process was completed on October 2, 2015. On December 7, 2015, Google Life Sciences was renamed Verily.[4][5]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verily
Some idiot at Google didn't get the memo.
Literally the same shit they spewed about "acid washing" Hillary's emails.
>SHE DIDNT USE A CORROSIVE SUBSTANCE! SHE JUST USED A PROGRAM TO DELETE IT ALL!

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:49:58 2020 No.17809719

>>17809669
unironically USD

If this shit goes south, the demand for precious metals, energy, commodities... all decreases, hence the deflationary trade we're experiencing. Best house in a bad neighborhood.

Also stocks.
\
>>17809698
>bringing up Hillary Clinton in 2020
dude. we get it. you REALLY REALLY like trump.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:50:36 2020 No.17809733 Trump tested negative. That will be good for 5%.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:51:56 2020 No.17809754 >>17809669 >oh no not 2% inflation

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:52:06 2020 No.17809757 >>17809657 https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/03/13/opinion/coronavirus-trump-response.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage It’s basic math. If you don’t break the chain of transmission cases will increase exponentially.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:52:25 2020 No.17809761 File: 3 KB, 247x220, 1379214146939.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any other bears kinda desperate to not be right, but are really sure you are? I've spent a while thinking about ways this doesn't go worst-case and I don't see it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:52:26 2020 No.17809762 >>17809733 >Trump survives for now, time to invest lol no, this shit is plunging another 5k over next week

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:54:36 2020 No.17809787 why the fuck isnt it monday yet holy shit fuck this gay earth

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:54:42 2020 No.17809788
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>>17809757
>drag slider to the end of april
>there's still hundreds of thousands of deaths
>there's still people we think this is "fake" or whatever RIGHT NOW
a-at l-east SQQQ will go up, r-right? haha

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:55:21 2020 No.17809801 >>17809733 in a memo. from an office that has lied about his health in the past. until he says it on camera no one cares.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:58:26 2020 No.17809831 >>17809762 >>17809801 COPE hes either negative or immune. if it's the latter post yfw getting injected with trump's blood becomes mandatory for all Americans

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:59:02 2020 No.17809838 >>17807868 Skip to Chapter 14 and do what it says. Don’t worry about getting into the enterprising investor stuff. I’ll see you on the moon lad.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:59:19 2020 No.17809842
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What does this mean?

Spread bets and CFDs are complex instruments and come with a high risk of losing money rapidly due to leverage. 68% of retail investor accounts lose money when trading spread bets and CFDs with this provider. You should consider whether you understand how spread bets and CFDs work, and whether you can afford to take the high risk of losing your money.

68% of 61% are short meaning that 41% are right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:59:43 2020 No.17809847 >>17809831 for what it's worth I actually do believe he's telling the truth here, for once lying about it and then getting noticeably sick would be the end of his presidency

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:00:46 2020 No.17809866 File: 263 KB, 2048x1676, ETCex8MUEAAzSJ-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17809761 Should've bought guns and learned to live off the land

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:00:52 2020 No.17809868 File: 1.16 MB, 2114x3036, what the fuck am i reading.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Im straight but im getting really bullish on gay crossdressing manga

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:02:38 2020 No.17809899 >>17809801 jesus you delusional liberals are always foaming at the mouth about "muh drumpf is a lair!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:03:54 2020 No.17809914 File: 936 KB, 1600x908, Screen Shot 2020-03-14 at 7.03.19 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17809866 I have 20 acres I am buying this and a chainsaw

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:05:36 2020 No.17809931 >>17809868 I'm feeling bearish on faggot lives in the big igloo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:05:42 2020 No.17809934 >>17809914 dont bother, you will wake up one day with all your shit eaten into oblivion by animals buy a greenhouse first

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:06:15 2020 No.17809940 >>17809831 >>17809899 i dont give a shit either way. im just saying that some bullshit piece of paper doesn't inspire confidence. if he wants a green day he should get his ass in front of some cameras monday morning.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:06:25 2020 No.17809946
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>>17809801
why would that make a damn difference??
No one trusts his "word"

It would be pretty wild if he were to be an asymptomatic carrier, and he infected Fauci, Pence, the coronavirus team, and many of the most important CEOs in the US

>>17809847
You would just say you don't have it until you have symptoms you can't hide? Then you say you must've gotten infected after you were tested.

I hope he's telling the truth though.

>>17809866
fuck that I'm not eating leaves and coyote meat

And until the boomers are removed I can't afford arable land

>>17809899
no one's even upset my dude, we just don't trust the president to tell the truth. That's not even unusual, he's a politician more or less.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:06:30 2020 No.17809947 >>17809868 thats gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:07:17 2020 No.17809958 >>17809914 Ben Rickert?

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:08:38 2020 No.17809971
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>>17809940
how the fuck does it matter whether Trump himself is sick when the best case scenario at this point is either a full Wuhan shutdown of the USA or mass graves outside New York?

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:08:41 2020 No.17809972

>>17809021
If we knew more facts about these 300, we could make a proper assessment of why they are in critical condition. For example, many people with underlying health problems, are more susceptible to the virus. However again, its important to know if there is any similarities in these underlying conditions from patient to patient

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:08:51 2020 No.17809975 >>17809931 >>17809947 when i havent GUSHed in a while traps start looking less and less gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:09:03 2020 No.17809979 >>17809934 I have a 32x50 section fenced off and I have a cat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:09:50 2020 No.17809991 >>17809971 nah. best case scenario is everyone stays inside for a month and ohio is Wuhan'ed

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:10:38 2020 No.17810004 >>17809979 you should buy the portable chainsaw off of amazon its basically a chainsaw chain with a grip on each side and you do it manually

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:10:57 2020 No.17810008 >>17809624 >They just have to do better than WebMD. why are you talking shit on WebMD? >>17809669 >what the fuck do you put your wealth into? stockssss

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:11:08 2020 No.17810011 >>17809979 yeah i have a fence too, fuckers will dig under and eat what they want and dont get me started with the birds idk about a cat, ive had two possums killed and dropped in my back yard by coyotes, a cat wouldnt last long in the woods out here

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:12:04 2020 No.17810025 >>17810004 alaskan saw mill, still 48" blade.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:12:25 2020 No.17810027 so does anyone here actually invest or is this just an offbrand /pol/cvg/ thread now

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:12:45 2020 No.17810030

>>17809991
"Everyone stays inside for a month" means either a Federal lockdown or a lockdown by every state. It means cancelling all domestic flights, closing highways, sealing cities. This is the best case scenario. Do you think that's priced in? It'll save a lot of lives, and destroy the entire service economy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:13:15 2020 No.17810039 >>17810027 >investing in the middle of a pandemic lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:13:26 2020 No.17810041 >>17810011 I would have to get a few dogs as well if I went full homesteading. As for cats, maine coons are giants and if you give them a safe spot in a tree they can get away from coyotes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:13:47 2020 No.17810043 >>17810027 buy HXD on the TSX, SQQQ and SRTY on the NYSE if you're a burger afraid of international trading if you want cheapies wait two weeks

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:14:12 2020 No.17810049 >>17809546 I love how the left wing in this country will literally always get cockblocked by blacks and thus have to vote for Trump or just be a depressed wigger >>17809547 If Trump was a stock he would be BYND because he is Beyond Based

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 22:14:21 2020 No.17810053 Guys what if Monday is red because investors think Trump testing negative means there's still a chance he gets carona virus?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:14:43 2020 No.17810059 File: 135 KB, 600x776, 1584204837929.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17810039 >not buying the crash

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:14:53 2020 No.17810060 >>17810053 Monday will unironically probably be +15%

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:15:22 2020 No.17810065

>>17810027
>so does anyone here actually invest
only dividend bro the rest of us are gamblers/traders who only use the stock market to make us feel good

>or is this just an offbrand /pol/cvg/ thread now
politics and the stock market are related, also its the weekend

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:15:25 2020 No.17810066 >>17810027 I am talking about investing in seeds, guard dogs, and chainsaws. The writings on the wall. If this liquidity crisis starts off we are looking at great depression 2.0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHc7-jqzOzI&feature=youtu.be

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:15:36 2020 No.17810071 >>17810059 crash isn't over fucko

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:15:54 2020 No.17810073

>>17810049
Bernie being cucked by conservative blacks is pretty poetic ngl

>>17810053
see
>>17809971
>>17810030

right now the BEST CASE SCENARIO is that New York city is locked down, the worst case scenario is the government DOESN'T react, and up to a million die.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:16:19 2020 No.17810081 >>17810030 I also have major doubts the government will provide what people really need, so millions of people might miss payments on various things or lose their jobs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:16:47 2020 No.17810086 goog bent the knee https://twitter.com/Google_Comms/status/1238989460127338497

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:18:02 2020 No.17810105 >>17809838 Is there a spreadsheet/website somewhere that lists these values for stocks? I'm trying to find the info and make a list of currently okay stocks.

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Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:22:26 2020 No.17810160
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Attention! Attention! Due to state ignorance emergency and radical prepping going on in my life rn, movie night will be delayed until 12:00pm EST, possibly 12:30pm.
Thank you for your patience

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:23:50 2020 No.17810171 What if there's more call options to be assigned than actual available stocks on market? Is it even possible? What will happen?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:25:00 2020 No.17810189 >>17810160 you really didn't prep ahead of time.... what have you been doing the last two months lmao isn't 12PM EST the normal time anyway ~

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:25:35 2020 No.17810194 >>17810118 Nope. Millions of investors are stuck at home and they've been stir crazy analyzing their buys for Monday during a once in a lifetime sale. We will be up 5% minimum.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:27:15 2020 No.17810209
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>>17810105
>>17810027
>>17810004
>>17809958
>>17809940
Have a plan B bros.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:27:43 2020 No.17810216 >>17810160 super late, you're gonna get it at the packed store. Imagine how many hundreds/thousands of people have been through each grocery store this weekend

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:28:33 2020 No.17810229 >>17810189 I prepped 100% for myself. Buddy and his girlfriend have no place to stay, showed up at my house. Gotta 3x all my supplies in one day >_<

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:29:03 2020 No.17810233 Where the fuck is DUST going next week? Tell me it goes up

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:29:50 2020 No.17810240
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Seriously, what do I need to prepare?
I've got water, whey, like 6 cans of beans...
damn I really should get my care repaired... but I don't want it getting coofed on!!

>>17810160
Noooooo Keep Yourself Safee!!!
>phoneposting
lel

>>17810118
>/biz/ buys in at 0
>market goes negative
fucking kekkity keks

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:30:14 2020 No.17810244 >>17810229 You should have enough for a while. Now might be the worst week to shop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:30:36 2020 No.17810250 >>17810229 ew what disgusting people to impose on you at a moment like this never let them in now you're in an outnumbered situation in your own house if things get dark, they'll eat you will your refugee friends be joining movie night stream?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:30:46 2020 No.17810252 >>17810229 not taking your friends GF and kicking him out. missed opportunity dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:31:15 2020 No.17810257 Well I did the nut sack test and the markets according to my balls will be up on monday. May change between now and then just depends on if they're saggy or compact monday morning

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:33:03 2020 No.17810279

>>17810216
>>17810244
Buddy and I already masked up and rekted the grocery stores. Now we’re driving back, cooking a late dinner and making plans. Nobody in Utah realizes what’s happening yet, not one person wearing a mask besides us.
>>17810240
We’ll be fine, I’m glad there’s someone here with me in case I get sick, and it’s another big guy (4u) with a gat if things go really wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:33:21 2020 No.17810283 >>17810240 If you plan on shutting in you'll need more canned stuff, basically just get some spam, rice, canned veggies, water, tp but not retard amounts. Batteries. maybe spare chargers just in case

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:33:22 2020 No.17810284 >>17810229 >having buddies That was your first mistake

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:33:57 2020 No.17810293 File: 322 KB, 640x410, RemberHappyDay.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17807823 This is the real reason why the economy bounced back yesterday. He has what it takes to reassure investors. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA4KS546rZo

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:36:06 2020 No.17810316 >>17810171 Bump Fucking zoomers

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:36:21 2020 No.17810321 >>17810293 dutch language sounds so weird still, glad to see that he's having a nice time :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:36:37 2020 No.17810326 >>17810252 Hehe I considered joking bout that, but he’s really in a rough place. His dad is sick (maybe not with corona?) and he can’t make contact even tho we’re in the same town.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:36:42 2020 No.17810328 >>17809310 It's valid. When market opens, it reflects that site.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:37:16 2020 No.17810335 >>17810279 how are you going to disinfect everything you just bought? You do know people touch, cough, breath over all of those goods right? You know proper PPE protocols? The big problem with masks is improper removal and mistakes with them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:37:25 2020 No.17810339 >>17810171 >>17810316 this is one of the questions that you aren't allowed to ask. don't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:39:14 2020 No.17810367 >>17810326 still take his GF the weak should fear the strong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:42:03 2020 No.17810405 File: 6 KB, 362x174, weekend_dow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some of you are alright. Don't show up to the market on Monday.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 14 22:43:29 2020 No.17810424 >>17810326 most old friends will drag you down.. outgrow them and make new ones that are up lifting...

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:46:29 2020 No.17810468

Yeah this epic cheap wave of stocks may never happen like this again. The 1920's crash, well pretty much everyone who was there is dead now. The 1987 crash, most of those folks are middle age or older. So for us, the next time such epic thing may happen we'll all be old fucks or close to it. We'll be kicking back enjoying life while others are running around losing their minds when the market shats again. So enjoy the cheapies now, you may not get this chance again. Hold on to them, when the rebound happens (Dis back to 150 for example) you'll be glad.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:46:32 2020 No.17810470

>>17810086
Like I fucking said on Friday.. wait for Sunday for confirmation, CNN is not to be trusted. Their "sources" are usually people on the ground level of things and this project was probably a secret from the get go. When there's major events happening, just wait for confirmation.. never trust the media.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:48:16 2020 No.17810496 >>17810229 >Buddy and his girlfriend NORMIES GET OOOOOUUUUTTTTT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCeOf2q6_TA

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:48:26 2020 No.17810498 IVANKA IS SELF ISOLATING https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1238761801984233473?s=21

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:48:54 2020 No.17810505

>>17810160
lel
whats with you """"elites""""' and being so head in the sand?
literally every day now, theres another one getting confirmed POZZED in the news
i know YOURE not that dumb, but do the rest of those fuckers actually believe their own bullshit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:49:01 2020 No.17810507 >>17810405 regularly completely wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:49:21 2020 No.17810513 File: 101 KB, 630x924, firefox_X0bu1Jy8kX.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17809641 10.06 Trillion PUMP

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:49:59 2020 No.17810525 NEW NEW NEW NEW >>17810516 >>17810516 >>17810516 >>17810516 >>17810516 >>17810516

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:51:11 2020 No.17810538 >>17808576 Skinniest girl in murica

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:52:58 2020 No.17810561
File: 65 KB, 960x441, 14788791298100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I just read something about possible permanent respiratory damage... that can't be real, right?

>>17810279
Everyone thinks this is a crisis where guns will save them. I get that you never know, but I really don't think a gun is going to get you the respirator and medical attention you need if shit hits the fan. I guess it could, but it's not how I'd do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:53:51 2020 No.17810582 >>17810498 I'm just imagining her all holed up watching anime and ripping a rohr in the bath.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:51:59 2020 No.17811249 >>17809315 I am not suggesting it would induce cytokine storm every time

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:15:41 2020 No.17811504 File: 86 KB, 516x960, 1554366836270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17810561 >... that can't be real, right? Why not? It's 30-50x more severe than the flu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:17:20 2020 No.17811519 >>17810043 why will it be cheaper in 2 weeks? Who will be selling at that time to make it cheaper, and why?

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