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[Anonymous No.17823253]

brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
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https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

>>17821971

[Anonymous No.17823275]

>>17823253
first

[Anonymous No.17823280]

Yeah now we can have a permanently great economy like Japan! 0% interest! Free money!

[Anonymous No.17823285]

3 circuit breakers tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17823288]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17823290]

>In 2002, following coverage of concerns about deflation in the business news, Bernanke gave a speech about the topic.[64] In that speech, he mentioned that the government in a fiat money system owns the physical means of creating money and to maintain market liquidity. Control of the money supply implies that the government can always avoid deflation by simply issuing more money. He said "The U.S. government has a technology, called a printing press (or today, its electronic equivalent), that allows it to produce as many U.S. dollars as it wishes at no cost."[64]

[Anonymous No.17823294]

Dumbass here. Is feds move bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.17823298]

futures soon ~~

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17823301]

Frankly this scenario calls for the Fed to cut rates to 0. Hopefully they won't have to leave it there for long but that's just smart monetary policy in a crisis.

[Anonymous No.17823303]

>>17823253
Any penny stocks to buy tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17823305]

>>17823253
The last time the fed did an emergency cut we dumped hard. Expecting futures to be blood red now.

[Anonymous No.17823306]

If day trading restrictions didn't exist I would have thousands of more dollars to my name.
Because it does, I'm probably losing around 1,000 on my puts.
Thanks, Obama.

[Anonymous No.17823307]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17823309]

Brrrrrrrrrr

Tech rally for sure

[Anonymous No.17823311]

PUTS ON LQD AND JNK
WHEN THE FUCK ARE THEY UPDATING BOND RATINGS???
THIS HOUSE OF CARDS WILL COLLAPSE THANKS TO 0%

[Anonymous No.17823313]

>literally printing out of thin air

[Anonymous No.17823319]

>>17823010
>>17823059
Unscheduled presser in 1 hour

https://youtube.com/federalreserve
https://go.usa.gov/xdTfX

[Anonymous No.17823321]

Tomorrow this picture will come true.

[Anonymous No.17823327]

>>17823294
Maybe short term bullish. Long term, a disaster.

[Anonymous No.17823330]

Free money from the FED. Green super pump coming.

[The FED No.17823333]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17823334]

BEAR BLOOD EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17823350]

I tried to warn you, bull bros, I really tried. I’m sorry about tomorrow, nothing personal.

[Anonymous No.17823357]

>>17823294
It's like paying all your bills with a credit card. Short term can stabilize you but long-term it's a sign of some serious underlying problems in your financial situation.

[Anonymous No.17823361]

BRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17823365]

BASED TRUMP
BASED RATE CUTS
WE'RE BACK BABY!!!!! DOW UP 7,000 POINTS TOMORROW AHAHAHAHA LIBSHIT BEARS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

[The FED No.17823367]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17823368]

>>17823330
This is bait right?

[Anonymous No.17823373]

We're finally gonna make it bullbros.

[Anonymous No.17823374]

WHERES THE ORANGE!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17823375]

>>17823253
Guess what retards, the virus was priced in on Thursday.
>muh lockdowns
>muh restaurant closings
>muh school closings
No one cares. Your local bar/grill and daycare isn't traded on the stock market you dumb faggots. Retards who live paycheck to paycheck have no affect on the market whatsoever. No one gives a shit that they aren't spending their 5 extra dollars to go watch Batman for the 10th time. If you didn't buy the dip then just kill yourself. You missed a once in a lifetime opportunity. Besides, the world population needs a healthy decrease. God is in control. I let Jesus Take the Wheel last Thursday and he drove me all the way to the bank. Kill yourselves.

[Anonymous No.17823376]

>>17823333
>>17823367
FUCK OFF JEROME

[Anonymous No.17823377]

It was so obvious this would happen way too many are bearish and holding puts over the weekend.
The market will find a way to fuck the majority

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17823383]

my water comes from a well.. which is why the propane generator is important. i don't really care. i'm so fucking happy because i've fallen in love. i don't know what the word is, this is bliss. she just say i'm so fucking horny right now and she turns into an animal... we fucked on every piece of furniture in this house and fucked out side. im actually tired but saying man it's so god damn good to be alive.

[Anonymous No.17823388]

We won't even need the buy buy the cheap oil when we can just burn our worthless money!

[Anonymous No.17823389]

>>17823327
>>17823357
Hmm, so sell the pop tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17823396]

>>17823306
Seriously it's only there to "protect" traders. Why can't we willingly sign off saying we understand the risks

[Anonymous No.17823398]

What does cutting rates mean

[Anonymous No.17823399]

>>17823303
ONTX. Sitting on 400 right now, have been in and out of it for a few months now, but it's definitely back in buy range at .32

[Anonymous No.17823400]

MOTHERFUCKERS

[Anonymous No.17823403]

>>17823368
there's literally 0 incorrect statements in that post, retard

[The FED No.17823404]

>>17823388
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17823407]

They actually went genuine BRRRRRRRR mode, fucking hell.
We need to stop giving them ideas.

[Anonymous No.17823409]

>>17823374
Remember how he timed his last one? 40 minutes before close, we were between him announcing oil purchases and sucking off all of pharma right at close.
Pretty sure he's trying it again right at open of futures.

[Anonymous No.17823412]

JAY POWELL GOING FULL BEN BERNANKE UP IN THIS BITCH WOOP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[Anonymous No.17823416]

[Anonymous No.17823417]

>>17823389
Man I don't want to offer short-term advice. If I knew what was going to happen I would be rich.

“Markets can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.”

- John Maynard Keynes

[Anonymous No.17823419]

DEBT IS GOING TO BE SO CHEAP. Maxing out my HELOC tomorrow and going 100% SPY. IF THEY MAKE MONEY FREE YOU GOT TO USE IT. EVERYTHING INTO EQUITIES.

[Anonymous No.17823425]

0% interest and 10 trillion dollars
BRUH!

[Anonymous No.17823427]

brr

[Anonymous No.17823434]

>>17823376
This is what I come here for.
Good shit bros.

[Anonymous No.17823435]

>>17823403
Thanks for confirming that retarded post was bait, I appreciate it anon!

[Anonymous No.17823438]

Kek

Save our tech stocks!!!!!!

Yes

Fill our tech bags

[Anonymous No.17823442]

opening new fidelity account, i want to put in fcash, not in spaxx/fzfxx with current turbulence, right?

[Anonymous No.17823448]

>>17823375
>christfag
>in permanent denial
checks out

[Anonymous No.17823449]

OH NO NO NO MY PUTTERINOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17823450]

Some of you itt will get coronavirus... I just want you to know.. that if you do.. i wish you luck and I hope you get through it ok

[Anonymous No.17823453]

im adjusting my portfolio tomorrow

all in BND

[Anonymous No.17823462]

>>17823375
>once in a lifetime opportunity
>1987
>1999
>2008
>2020

[Anonymous No.17823469]

Force all cash into the market lets go!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buybacks across te

[Anonymous No.17823472]

BULLBROS
DADDY FED CAME THROUGH FOR US

[Anonymous No.17823474]

$500 BILLION IN TREASURIES
$200 BILLION IN MORTGAGE BACKED SECURITIES

[Anonymous No.17823481]

500B in TREASURIES
200B IN MOGRAGE BACKED SECURITIES
WHAT THE FUCK

[BBBBBB--B-B-B..... No.17823487]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17823491]

>>17823481
what does this mean

[Anonymous No.17823493]

Burn all the fucking cash on sidelines

Lets fucking go

Get the fuck into tech

[Anonymous No.17823494]

>>17823383
As long as you dont have kids do what you want.

[Anonymous No.17823497]

>>17823425
UNLIMITED LIQUIDITY - MUNCHIN

[Anonymous No.17823498]

>>17823487
these are objectively the best posts

[Anonymous No.17823499]

Trump live
https://youtu.be/PQvbp6bDjoA

[Anonymous No.17823500]

>>17823389
No pop. Only crab, dump, crab, dump.

[Anonymous No.17823501]

Explain how this is great for the USA?

[Anonymous No.17823503]

>>17823417
Thanks anon. I’m new, still learning, with only a little money in the market. Nice quote.

[Anonymous No.17823502]

>>17823319
Trump live now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQvbp6bDjoA

He's very happy! :-)

[Anonymous No.17823505]

Bullish sign for KO?

[Anonymous No.17823507]

>COVID update conference
>"LOL ZIRP, ECONOMY ECONOMY ECONOMY"
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17823508]

So the bull, the bear, or the crab /biz/?

https://www.strawpoll.me/19542236

[Anonymous No.17823509]

ALL MY SHORT POSITIONS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17823511]

What an exciting time.

Three cheers for Jerome! Fed chair for life!

>>17823388
>>17823416
>>17823388
>>17823253

>IDS LIDERALLY WEIMAR REPUBLIK
>THIS JUST LKKE AFTER WW1
You guys think about germany wayyyyy too much. We’re not nearly as fucked as ze germans. Germany was not one of the largest economies in the world after WW1.

This is a coordinated move with all the other central banks. The neighborhood may be on fire, but our house is the most flame retardant.

[Anonymous No.17823514]

BASED TRUMP

[Anonymous No.17823516]

I'm ruined

[Anonymous No.17823517]

[Anonymous No.17823519]

>Trump printed out Google tweets and is waving them around saying fake news

[Anonymous No.17823520]

So this is what la ultima trampa del toro looks like.

[Anonymous No.17823521]

THIS FUCKING NAMEDROPPING AGAIN HOLYYLYLYLYLYLY

[Anonymous No.17823522]

More debt, more bankruptcies, an even bigger bubble. Good job you fucking idiot. It won't change the fact that a pandemic is going to shut down nearly every company on the planet.

[Anonymous No.17823523]

>>17823375
wrong, but based

[Anonymous No.17823524]

MORE CEOs!
BASED
BUY SHARES

[Anonymous No.17823525]

JEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17823526]

Whelp, just cancelled my GUSH sell order. Now I'm going to wait and see what happens at open.

If it breaks 1.10 I'm probably going to sell though, because 100% gains is too good to be true and I don't want to be a bag holder in case something else happens. Probably never going to do a leveraged ETF again, either, those things are fucking dangerous.

[Anonymous No.17823530]

>>17823399
How high it going and why ?

[Anonymous No.17823531]

Anyone else worried more about the FED crashing the dollar with no survivors, more than coronavirus now after this cut to 0?

[Anonymous No.17823536]

>>17823505
>that untouched KO
Show me all the remaining Powerade and the empty shelf of Gatorade and you’ll see it’s bullish for PEP

[Anonymous No.17823541]

I can't wait to see this inevitably fail, even if it causes a little bump. Might not even do that.
Imagine what happens when we start really coming down. They have now exhausted pretty much all of their ammo.
If this doesn't work, there's zero fucking thing they can do to fight this off.
And after a while at the bottom the interest rates will tick back up and it's apocalypse mode.

[Anonymous No.17823542]

>>17823481
Mortgage backed securities?!?!!? We really have learned nothing

[Anonymous No.17823547]

>>17823253
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17823548]

>>17823491
Matthew 13:12

[Anonymous No.17823550]

THE CAMPBELL SOUP COMPANY WILL STOP CORONAVIRUS

[Anonymous No.17823552]

>>17823509
This, they knew I was gonna sell most on Monday's dump so they canceled it. Dicks.

[Anonymous No.17823556]

Goog
Goog

Kek

This fucking pump

All nonpatriots getting btfo. Equity value up so much just factoring in inflation

[Anonymous No.17823560]

>>17823403
you’re about to go bankrupt you dumb fucking zoomer lmao

[Anonymous No.17823561]

>>17823509
Don't worry. Market is still going to continue crashing this week. Zero percent rates is a sign of weakness, not strength, and the market will know it as soon as the have a few hours to think about it

[Anonymous No.17823562]

whole states are shutting down bars and restaurants. Goodbye ABINBEV.

[Anonymous No.17823567]

what a joke of a world, dude is literally advertising companies and praising the stock market during an ongoing pandemic

[Anonymous No.17823571]

>>17823511
>how the fuck are crashes real nigga just print more money haha

[BBBBBB--B-B-B..... No.17823573]

>>17823519
Source?

[Anonymous No.17823574]

>>17823526
I had a small call on it, just for shits and giggles. If I end up making just a few hundred off of it I'll be absolutely stoked

[Anonymous No.17823576]

AGAIN WITH THE ADS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17823578]

>>17823561
Wrong

The know the printers are pumping the sp and nasdaq

[Anonymous No.17823579]

Trump: "The economy is back.....what is the conronavirus?"

[Anonymous No.17823580]

>>17823567
This

This is fucking ridiculous

[Anonymous No.17823586]

>>17823530
another 2000pt jump Monday. Thank based Trump and Powell

[Anonymous No.17823592]

>>17823561
It isn't the interest rate, it's the 700 BN that's going to keep it up in the short term.

[Anonymous No.17823593]

>>17823253
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH BEARS BTFO!!!!!


PUT BUYERS BTFO!!!


PUMP PUMP PUMP MONDAY TO THE MOON!!!!!!!!!!!!


buy real estate ETFs! GOOGL and DGR and LH. we are fucking mooning tomorrow goys

[Anonymous No.17823594]

>>17823550
>he doesn't eat chicken noodle soup when he's got the sniffle
dumb nigger you're probably eating ramen

[Anonymous No.17823595]

>>17823516
same, ive got till friday :?(

[Anonymous No.17823598]

>>17823573
just watch the press conference. it's live on youtube

[Anonymous No.17823600]

Does anyone know how the 1918 Spanish flu affected the economy?

[Anonymous No.17823602]

How much Fed has injected liquidity since the last fall repo crisis?

[Anonymous No.17823603]

BEARS BTFO

[Anonymous No.17823605]

Now let’s thank our sponsors!


>it’s time to panic

[Anonymous No.17823608]

>>17823494
southeast asians literally are not human
that is a hideous bitch

[Anonymous No.17823609]

I REALLY BELIEVED THE FEDS WOULD LET THE MARKET TANK AND MY SHORTS WOULD PAY OFF AND NOW I'M BROKE OH GOD WHY DID I GO FULL BOBO AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17823613]

>>17823502
holy shit we are going to fucking moon

[Anonymous No.17823619]

>>17823594
I make my own soup

[Anonymous No.17823623]

>buy less
BEARS VINDICATED

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17823624]

I don't have to do anything... I was prepared and am so happy.

[Anonymous No.17823627]

>trump said relax 10+ times already

take a hint doomers. this is a non-issue flu.

[Anonymous No.17823628]

>>17823600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE

[Anonymous No.17823635]

>>17823306
>>17823396
its only there to protect competition for free money from the established "brokers" who pay their taxes and fees for their licenses

[Anonymous No.17823636]

>>17823609
based antagonizer

[Anonymous No.17823639]

Fed saves the day

Pumps.more.money to the rich

Hope u own equity

[Anonymous No.17823642]

RIH-LAX GUYS
IT'LL PASS, JUST KEEP SPENDING, BUT RIH-LAX

[Anonymous No.17823650]

How the fuck could the fed think this is okay. They are making our money absolutely worthless.

[Anonymous No.17823652]

I am going to get corona and infect as many people as possible. I am doing my part to see my puts moon lads

[Anonymous No.17823651]

Bears BTFO!!!

US central bank the Federal Reserve cuts another 1 per cent from its base rate on coronavirus confidence fears to leave Fed funds rate at record low of 0-0.25% alongside £700bn in asset purchases,

[Anonymous No.17823655]

This fucking retard only cares about the stocks. So ridiculous. Does he even realize what these daily conferences are about? Fucking christ. I wish I could go back in time and kill myself before I ever voted for this retard.

[Anonymous No.17823662]

>>17823474
this is so fucking based. my treasury ETFs and mortgage real estate ETFs are going to moon im so stoked

[Anonymous No.17823663]

Wanna know how to tell when something is horribly wrong? When there is a guy repeatedly telling you that everything is alright.

[Anonymous No.17823664]

>>17823462
Those were all economically related. This is a weeks/months setback not related to the underlying economy. You will never see a sale like this again.

[Anonymous No.17823666]

>its incredible
what did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.17823668]

This little song and dance isn't going to do shit. The US is going to be out of control in a week. Full pandemonium and shortages everywhere. The market's going to -50% before month's end.

[Anonymous No.17823669]

>>17823592
>>17823578

Maybe for the suckers, but not for the professionals. The reason everyone has been expecting a crash for at least the last year is because they know the rates were held too artificially low and there was too much free money going around.

The banks will take the money, because it's free money, but (aside from maybe a day's bump though that isn't guaranteed either) this will erode confidence and won't fool anyone

[Anonymous No.17823672]

I love the Fed Reserve pre-call music on their streams
I always have
and I always will

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oDRD7v5UWk

[Anonymous No.17823673]

jesus christ this fucking clown

[Anonymous No.17823679]

>>17823655
75 year olds dying is good economics

[Anonymous No.17823685]

>>17823627
It's just a $500 billion of garbage securities, insolvent banks without reserves, and a repo market that had been getting baked out since September

This is the biggest bear trap in human history

[Anonymous No.17823691]

MR PRESIDENT
MR PRESIDENT
MR PRESIDENT
MR PRESIDENT

[Anonymous No.17823698]

>tfw you're a bear

[Anonymous No.17823699]

>Trump walks in, goes on about fake news, waves around printed tweets, says the Fed is a great guy
>Trump walks off without mentioning coronavirus and the media flips out
This is fucking gold

[Anonymous No.17823700]

>>17823609
lmao imagine going bear on the market when Trump is at the wheel. retard

>>17823655
imagine being butthurt over your ability to make guaranteed gains because you hate bad orange man like a NPC leftist

[Anonymous No.17823704]

Are banking jobs better than law jobs if your goal is to get rich?

[Anonymous No.17823705]

>>17823669
Delusional bear

Get into equities asap for buybacks and pumping

Flus with cash

[The FED No.17823709]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17823714]

>>17823651
* because the banks are insolvent and our Lehman moment happened September 2019

[Anonymous No.17823718]

>>17823586
If this has any effect whatsoever on ONTX a lot of us bagholders are going to be very happy!

[Anonymous No.17823721]

>>17823449
>he doesn't close all his positions every friday right before close
That's stock trader 101 my dude.

[Anonymous No.17823732]

>>17823709
JEROME STOP YOU MOTHERFUCKER, I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17823733]

>I am very surprised
>I didn't expect this
>I bet a lot of Wall Street is very happy :p

Are you happy, /smg/?
You bought the dip on Friday, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.17823735]

>>17823662
what you holding anon

[Anonymous No.17823738]

Get your corona-chans here:
https://mega.nz/#F!iLBgGQgB!-bgtUnvelP_YBpZW1zcLMQ

[Anonymous No.17823739]

He's saying there's extra food, but don't buy too much because it's tough to restock, and he cut rates. He's not addressing the test kits stuff and basically there's no plan at the state level or new plans at the top level.

Dow 10k tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17823743]

>>17823663
>people acting like fucking retards in grocery stores
>trumps tells everyone to chill the fuck out
It's not some cooky conspiracy, schizo. He's just telling people to stop being fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.17823748]

>>17823580
>>17823567
stay mad bearfags

[Anonymous No.17823749]

>>17823705
Tell me that around 2:20 pm tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17823756]

so we pumping all week?
what to buy?

[Anonymous No.17823759]

>>17823663
When they have to tell you to relax ten times, you know things are about to go sideways

[Anonymous No.17823765]

>>17823669
We'll see, but that much free capital. I'm not panic selling, my 1600 left invested after Friday's unrealized losses could go to 0 and I still made and pulled 5k in the last 2 weeks. As a poorfag, I'm comfy, but I don't see a red day until at least Wednesday.

[Anonymous No.17823767]

Pray today. Take part in this national day of prayer with presidemt donad j trump

God bless all bulls

[Anonymous No.17823768]

>>17823303
JP Morgan

[Anonymous No.17823770]

>my 1k in play around money is all on SPXU
I’m riding it to 0 fuck it

[Anonymous No.17823783]

>>17823494
based and yellowpilled

[Anonymous No.17823784]

what a fucking disaster, cant believe this is happening and I voted for trump unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.17823785]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes*

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17823788]

>>17823721
I like to gamble. Every night at 3:59pm I either buy SQQQ or TQQQ. It's like red/black st the roulette table. So far I've been right 6 times and wrong 3 times. This is going to be 7th time right. It's exciting.

Yes I have a gambling problem

[Anonymous No.17823793]

bear tears
with lime
immense levels of cope
it's beautiful

[Anonymous No.17823795]

JUST RELAX
DOUG FROM WALMART AND THE MONEY PRINTING HAVE GOT THIS

[Anonymous No.17823796]

I TRIED TO WARN YOU
>>17822394

[Anonymous No.17823799]

oooh saaaay can you seeeee

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.17823809]

I literally had a dream last night that had Zero Two from Darling in the Fraanx in it.
I think I have finally achieved top weeb.

Also,
BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17823815]

>>17823655
>i wish i could have pozzed the country real good
wew

[Anonymous No.17823818]

>>17823668
lmao ok sure buddy

[Anonymous No.17823821]

>>17823739
I don't know about tomorrow, but certainly this week, why would they come out with all this shit today unless they knew the rest of the week was going to be hell

[Anonymous No.17823822]

BRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17823823]

>he bought puts?

[Anonymous No.17823827]

>fed pumps markets with catastrophic amounts of money
>cut rates to 0
>NY shuts down and quarantines and the market tumbles anyway

God damn tomorrow is going to be biblical.

[Anonymous No.17823828]

LOOKS LIKE LIMIT UP KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BULLBROS

[Anonymous No.17823830]

>>17823815
Have you seen lady MAGA? Dipshit.

[The FED No.17823831]

>>17823732
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17823835]

>>17823767
Like pottery
> international prayer day
> Trump uses the energy to strike a deal with the fed
> Holds press conference confident and shitting on the media
Best timeline.

>>17823783
Imagine not preferring whites

[Anonymous No.17823837]

>>17823785
Based

[Anonymous No.17823843]

Oh shit what did drumpf say I thought the conference was in an hour?

Pence is saying don't stockpile, so I'm thinking panic-buying will intensify.

Also... do I still have time to buy TMO??

>>17823517
based raphi with the bear crushing bat
based jerome literally raping the bears to death

[Anonymous No.17823844]

>>17823828
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oDRD7v5UWk

[Anonymous No.17823848]

What's next if this doesn't stop the free fall?

[Anonymous No.17823855]

>>17823785
Hey that was me
Eat shit you brainless faggots. This was 100% predictable, you deserve nothing and you have earned nothing.

[Anonymous No.17823856]

Fed pump will not stop this crash

[Anonymous No.17823857]

>>17823491
see
>>17823412
>>17823412
>>17823412
>>17823412

[Anonymous No.17823860]

How can i make the money back from my SIX $15 puts on 3/20 monday when we open green and stay green?

[Anonymous No.17823863]

>>17823785
extremely based

[Anonymous No.17823875]

>>17823835
> Imagine preferring white or short hair
Pleb tier taste.

[Anonymous No.17823876]

>>17823785
shit. my nigga bateman called it. He said sometime this week, and thursday was the day.

[Anonymous No.17823877]

So when does the Fed cut the rates to negative?

[Anonymous No.17823880]

>>17823785
He's not wrong yet

[Anonymous No.17823882]

>>17823848
DB finally goes down

[Anonymous No.17823883]

Nipland's going strong.

[Anonymous No.17823888]

>>17823542
>trump is giving the fed a nigger loan virus
based af

[Anonymous No.17823891]

>>17823718
>ONTX

WHY ONTX

[Anonymous No.17823894]

>>17823855

I'm going to remember your post for the rest of my life. You're a great man.

[Anonymous No.17823898]

>>17823765
They announced it last week. They announced a total of $1.5 trillion in pumping. The market shot up for about 20 minutes, and then went back down.

scooping water out of a boat with a hole in it doesn't make the hole go away. They can come in and pump out all the water at once, but it will keep filling up as long as there is a hole in the bottom.

[Anonymous No.17823902]

>>17823848
Markets closed until May.

[Anonymous No.17823906]

ANYONE GOT ANY RECOMMENDATIONS ON SHIT I CAN READ TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON CURRENTLY???

i'd like some semblance of understanding of whether we're fucked or not and by how much we're all fucked. all of these major events are happening in a short period of time and i don't like it. i don't understand what's actually a good move or a bad move for monetary policy, all i get here are a bunch of meme reactions and bbrrrrr posting.

[Anonymous No.17823907]

>>17823875
I'm sorry white girls find you repulsive anon, I really am.

[Anonymous No.17823908]

>>17823856
It will devalue the dollar, though.

[Anonymous No.17823910]

These feds are going to wish they hadn't fired their nuclear option when the market continues dumping anyway

[Anonymous No.17823916]

>>17823835
>italian
>white
>judging a bitch by her race and not only her physical appearance on a case-by-case basis

[Anonymous No.17823919]

>>17823891
Rigosertib

[Anonymous No.17823920]

>>Monday

[Anonymous No.17823921]

>>17823883
woohoooo

[Anonymous No.17823924]

>>17823883
Thats from friday

[Anonymous No.17823926]

Join in the national day of prayer

http://www.stjames-cathedral.org/Events/2020/coronavirus.aspx

[Anonymous No.17823929]

>>17823609

[Anonymous No.17823932]

>>17823883
watch austrian stocks tomorrow, they will race to the bottom like Mad Mike the Rocketeer.

[Anonymous No.17823936]

>>17823906
Imagine a bank giving you loans for zero interest. Now apply it to the US/world economy

[The FED No.17823939]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17823940]

ZERO RATE
800 BILLION QE

BULLBROS, WE'RE BACK

[Anonymous No.17823945]

post yfw you went all in in Thursday

[Anonymous No.17823946]

>>17823906
Heres all you need to know

FUCK THE FED
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK THIS MARKET

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCK YOU JEROME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17823947]

Didn't something like this happen before the crash in 08?

[BBBBBB--B-B-B..... No.17823948]

>>17823831
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBB
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[Anonymous No.17823956]

NOOOOOOOOOOO MY 3/20 SPY PUTS ARE GOING TO DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17823964]

trump is out of control and just sank the economy, fucking depression is coming.

[Anonymous No.17823967]

Blowoff top this week?
Limit up every day?

>>17823608
I mean... you take what you can when you don't have a chin.

[The FED No.17823970]

>>17823948
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17823974]

>>17823929
NOOO NOT MY PIBBER PUPPER PUTERINOS
NOT MY HECKIN SHORTIES

[Anonymous No.17823975]

>>17823947
no
in 2008 the fed fucked around and jerked off for like 3-6 months not doing anything

[Anonymous No.17823976]

>>17823785
>he capped his own post
lmao

[Anonymous No.17823980]

[Anonymous No.17823982]

>>17823947
Yeah and it caused the recession to end.

[Anonymous No.17823983]

what's he thinking right now /smg/?

[Anonymous No.17823989]

>>17823936
Your interest rate will never be 0%, the interest rate set by the fed is for Banks only.

[Anonymous No.17823991]

imagine actually being in position right now after what the orange man pulled of on friday

[Anonymous No.17823993]

>>17823964
This is what I'm most concerned about, this is not healthy at all for the economy in the long term

[Anonymous No.17823995]

>>17823253
I can officially say I'm bearpilled
The market is going to fucking die on Monday lmao

[Anonymous No.17823998]

Whether you think Monday will be green or red, do we all agree we're in for another week of 4 digit daily swings and multiple circuit BRRRRRRRRreakers?

[Anonymous No.17824008]

NOOOO FED ANNOUNCEMENTS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WEDNESDAY NOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17824011]

Imagine the bubble explosion

[Anonymous No.17824013]

>>17823877
Powell speaking at 6pm so we'll find out then

[Anonymous No.17824015]

>>17823982
>don't get tested if you're asymptomatic
>t. pence

worst fucking move, the virus literally spreads during an asymptomatic phase

it's over. corona wins.

[Anonymous No.17824020]

Is it hug your parents time yet?

[Anonymous No.17824028]

>>17823964
>>17823993
t. SQQQ TVIX bagholders salty as fuck

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17824029]

i can't say enough great things about mike pence... he is truly the cleanest, most genuine honest individual. I have nothing bad I can say about that man. He honestly gives his all and truly cares in a way that it's unquestionable to think he's not giving his all... damn this VP holds the values that in 2 seconds he could fix me from being who i am and make me who I need to become.

[Anonymous No.17824030]

>>17823936
well i assume they're doing temporary measures to keep the world economy afloat until the coronavirus situation is dealt with, but that's just what i assume.

the thing that really scares me is the potential that no one really knows wtf is going on or what to do in this situation. oh god... what if that's the case and there ARE no experts to turn to?

[Anonymous No.17824031]

>>17823907
>>17823835
>new fetish unlocked

[Anonymous No.17824035]

IG just went negative: https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street

Futures open in 20 minutes.

[Anonymous No.17824036]

>>17823982
really? are remembering this right?
I thought it was preciely low interest rates that caused this

[Anonymous No.17824038]

>>17823998
Were in for another fucking dust bowl in a few months

[Anonymous No.17824039]

>>17824015
We've gotta get enough tests first, hol up.

>>17823662
ah shit I panicked out of NRZ...
fuck.

>>17823983
>Why can't I be like Jay?
>oh right... "lock-step rate hikes"
>I should've listened to Cramer...

[Anonymous No.17824042]

>>17823947
Yea, but what trump just did is much worse and didn't even happen in 08.

[Anonymous No.17824047]

>>17823982
whoops, misclick. still, let's make this dead bull look alive.

[Anonymous No.17824048]

>>17823991
I bet against Trump and lost.

[Anonymous No.17824056]

Jerome Powell, you had a hundred billion chances and ways to have avoided today, but you decided to spill my blood. You forced me into a corner and gave me only one option. The decision was yours. Now you have blood on your hands that will never wash off.

[Anonymous No.17824054]

>>17824008
this is just QE5, QE6 will be announced Wednesday
the true pump is coming
the only thing that can slow us down is the circuit breakers

[Anonymous No.17824057]

>>17823998
so is the dollar gonna continue its bull run or am I being tricked yet again?

[Anonymous No.17824059]

my puts are in trash companies that are going down no matter what but this interest rate shit is stupid as hell

[Anonymous No.17824060]

RATES ARE CUT TO 0% - 0.25%!!!!!
>RATES ARE CUT TO 0% - 0.25%!!!!!
RATES ARE CUT TO 0% - 0.25%!!!!!
>RATES ARE CUT TO 0% - 0.25%!!!!!
RATES ARE CUT TO 0% - 0.25%!!!!!
>RATES ARE CUT TO 0% - 0.25%!!!!!
RATES ARE CUT TO 0% - 0.25%!!!!!
>RATES ARE CUT TO 0% - 0.25%!!!!!


THE BULL IS BACK

[Anonymous No.17824064]

>>17823991
i tried to preach the gospel according to day trading but you faggots wouldn't listen to me, you NEVER LISTEN

[Anonymous No.17824065]

>>17823916
northern italians are white af bro, I am swiss-italian, and french myself.

[Anonymous No.17824069]

>>17823947
yes

[Anonymous No.17824071]

>>17824035
IG isn't the market.

[Anonymous No.17824072]

>>17823907
No the problem is I now live in Ohio, where there's only white girls(niggers aren't girls). I like white girls fine, but not as much as Spanish or Asian bitches, though some Italian or Baltic girls can get close.

[Anonymous No.17824074]

>>17823956
GET OUT YOUR CREDIT CARD

[Anonymous No.17824075]

>interest rates down to 0.25%
WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17824082]

PREDICT TOMORROWS CLOSE I SAY +3000

[Anonymous No.17824089]

>>17824048

[Anonymous No.17824094]

>>17823735
i bought heavy into testing companies on friday after the Trump address. they are repeating the info right now on the Pence address. LH and DGX

i dont have a huge stake unfortunately in real estate and treasury but the little i have should give good gains tomorrow and i intend to shift some investments tomorrow morning to more treasury and real estate. a bit over a week ago i moved about a grand into the treasury etfs as a hedge when the market was tanking


real estate etfs: WPG, NRZ,

treasury: UBT, TYD, TMF, URE

i wish i had more in there, i dont think there will be a crazy moon but people are definitely going to rush over to invest in real estate with this announcement of lowered rates

[Anonymous No.17824095]

>>17824039
this reactionary nonsense is WHY it'll spread EVERYWHERE

you're either proactively suppressing the virus, or letting it spread. yielding to the 'lol wait until you have symptoms!' means carriers are going to swiss cheese the population and infect it 100%

fucked, absolutely fucked. solve the shortage or admit the numbers will be astronomical.

might as well just call them americoofs now

[Anonymous No.17824096]

The cut the rates the same way back in December 2008 and the economy kept going down for a few more months after it.

[Anonymous No.17824097]

>Bitcoin price is pumping
Why not buy bitcoins at this point

[Anonymous No.17824099]

SOMEONE JUST COUGHED

[Anonymous No.17824105]

>>17824028
I swithched from SQQQ to TQQQ on friday to mitigate losses, but yes I do have a lot of other puts. I'm still genuinely concerned, I'm usually bullish and don't mind changing my positions, but all these rate cuts and Fed injections are not good things long term

[Anonymous No.17824108]

>ZERP!

Bye-bye bears

[Anonymous No.17824110]

>>17824071
>IG isn't the market.

This is correct, but it's a good indicator of sentiment.

[Anonymous No.17824111]

Don't know if posted yet but
>FED ANNOUNCES COORDINATED ACTION WITH BANK OF CANADA, BANK OF ENGLAND, BANK OF JAPAN, EUROPEAN CENTRAL BANK AND SWISS NATIONAL BANK

That's fucking huge. World-wide pump tomorrow, bears better prepare

[Anonymous No.17824113]

>>17823891
Rigosertib mostly. They published an article on their website semi-recently detailing it's use case and eventual FDA approval and then rollout. There's a shill around here that literally dumped his AMRN profits (and life savings if I recall) into it that can explain it, as well as ramble on about his fat green bags

[Anonymous No.17824116]

How many overleveraged bobos are gonna kill themselves?

[Anonymous No.17824118]

>>17824072
trade me places
I live in seattle and there are poo's and gooks as far as the eye can see

[Anonymous No.17824119]

sorry bullbros but if you try to FOMO buy tomorrow morning you will get absolutely slaughtered. Market is crashing no matter what feds do

[Anonymous No.17824121]

>>17823924
Look at the green clock on the right, brainlet.

[Anonymous No.17824125]

>>17823756
im going in on real estate and corona testing companies

[Anonymous No.17824129]

So, i bought DUK, and plan on holding on to it for a while, for the over 4% dividend. It will probably go up tomorrow, but even if it tanks, it will eventually pay at least OK in the long run. Does that sound right? I'm not too bright.

[Anonymous No.17824132]

>>17824099
*cough* *cough*

[Anonymous No.17824136]

>>17824072
So, you fetishize race because of novelty.
Got it.

[Anonymous No.17824142]

>>17824096
Don't tell them you'll ruin it

[Anonymous No.17824145]

>>17824111
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17824149]

>>17824111
so cool
imagine not being part of the worldwide PUMP

[Anonymous No.17824155]

>>17824110
Yeah -4->+1->-2 in the span of 10 minutes. Sure.

[Anonymous No.17824156]

>>17823916
>caring about white roasties at all

[Anonymous No.17824157]

>>17824119
based

[Anonymous No.17824160]

Attn: Bull retards

Do you think your printer is going to save you when NY announces shut down and quarantine at the State level?

Yours truly,
Papa Bear

[Anonymous No.17824169]

Yeah real great interest rates cut well what about the rest of the world shutting down, europe won't go green because of interest rates being at 0 (will it????)

[Anonymous No.17824174]

>>17824111
>bears

F

You niggas had a nice month dough

[Anonymous No.17824175]

>>17823831
>BRRRRRRRR SEAL OF APPROVAL

[Anonymous No.17824179]

>>17823919
>>17824113

Stocking up now

[Anonymous No.17824181]

>>17824082
flat

[Anonymous No.17824184]

>>17824111
hyper inflation time

>>17824116
they still don't understand the virus. they can pump to dump all they want, they're letting the virus spread like a mofo. they're still botching the response.

paid shills can lipstick the pig all they want, it's still coofing itself to the coofin

[Anonymous No.17824188]

>FIGURE IT OUT
Futures in 20

[Anonymous No.17824192]

Interest rates are zero and Trump restored confidence in the market. A fucking master in behavioral finance.

Monday is gonna be green boys!!!

[Anonymous No.17824199]

>>17824110
No, it isn't. Americans can't even trade them, go ahead and explain how that gauges Americans sentiments.

[Anonymous No.17824202]

>>17824169
Read

>>17824111

[Anonymous No.17824205]

>>17824039
get back into NRZ on market open im guesing we will see at least 10% gains from tomorrow. if you get in early you can enjoy the pump then sell off end of day or next day

>>17824048
kek, imagine betting against the market when a literal New Yorker billionaire investment tycoon who treats the NYSE like his baby is in power

[Anonymous No.17824208]

>>17824111
BREAK THE BANKS

[Anonymous No.17824209]

>>17823409
By tomorrow the good news may grow sooner as people have time to think about it relative to the situation. No knee-jerk reaction. Who knows now. Crazy times.

[Anonymous No.17824214]

I have short positions opened on the stock exchange for entire weekend because I didn't expect FED to be working on Sunday
I'm literally gonna lose alot of money because I thought FED only works Monday-Friday

[Anonymous No.17824220]

Thank god I didn't go all out. Risk management is the name of the game. I'd be fucking destroyed.

[Anonymous No.17824226]

>>17824160
they actually do lmao the madmen

[Anonymous No.17824230]

New thread:

>>17824223
>>17824223
>>17824223

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17824239]

>>17824214
when government is working on the weekend thats when you know shit is bad

[Anonymous No.17824242]

>>17824156
>your future children
Lmao
You know anytime you go in public with an asian girl every white person is laughing at you right?

[Anonymous No.17824252]

>>17824214
shieeeeeet hope your positions are long. i think long term (greater than 6 months) you are probably ok, but this is going to be a major infusion for a short term bull market at the very least

[Anonymous No.17824255]

this is the fed's last bullet. if this doesn't stabilize markets, you better hold on to your butts.

[Anonymous No.17824257]

>>17824184
I blew a ton of money in stocks this week. Primarily in companies that have been around for a while. I have never invested before. Did I do the right thing?

[Anonymous No.17824259]

>>17824136
No, because I lived in Orlando for more than half of my life and was surrounded by latinas and asian Qts along with plenty of white girls. Now in Ohio it's white white white white white mixed white white. I like dark features as I'm pale and have lighter features.

[Anonymous No.17824267]

This week we'll start going back up. The "crash" has ended. I'm buying calls for the FAANGs as we speak.

[Anonymous No.17824273]

>>17824065
did... did you just post a selfie on /not soc/ to make an argument about your fucking race?

I'm making fun of pol fucks that care about defining white as whatever they want so it lets them be white. I guess that might be you?

>>17824095
kek just hang on until they can produce enough kits to actually test everyone. maybe wait a week and then see if they change their tune.

I don't think you understand americans, they just told us the test is free. That's the closest thing I've gotten to free healthcare, I want a test myself.

>>17824142
>them lockstep rate cuts to keep the slope nice and steady
fuck bernanke for that

[Anonymous No.17824275]

But in seriousness bearfags what good is this to you if hyperinflation essentially turns your gains to toilet paper?

[Anonymous No.17824277]

Who's the best bullion dealer online? Apmex is out of stock on almost everything.

[Anonymous No.17824281]

this is just the start, were looking at fiscal stimulus thats well beyond 2008, probably more reminiscent of the WWII war effort
theres still a good amount of room to fall but never doubt the power of BBBBRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17824291]

>>17824257
I don't know why that post was directed at that dude. Didn't mean to reply to someone.

[Anonymous No.17824294]

What will this do to bond fund values?

[Anonymous No.17824297]

>>17824094
>real estate etfs: WPG, NRZ
those tickers are for companies

treasury: UBT, TYD, TMF, URE(actually a real estate etf)
As far as i understand, the fed buying T bills only affects the short end of the curve. It hardly impacts the long end(10yr 20yr)

[Anonymous No.17824302]

>>17823541
Only option is to print more money!!! Low or 0 or NEGATIVE interest rates until a revolution occures!

[Anonymous No.17824317]

>>17824294
Moon

[Anonymous No.17824318]

bureaucrats in denial are bubbling the market. they're rocketing the dead cat to the moon in the hopes it'll learn to fly. this is a time bomb.

absolutely fucked. tp will replace the greenback.

>>17824291
that happened to me too

[Anonymous No.17824328]

>>17824242
>muh shame
Roastie detected. Asian girls are just the clearly superior choice nowadays, dude. High iq men have recognized this.

[Anonymous No.17824343]

>>17824259
>live with white people your entire life
>see a bunch of shitskins and slanteyes
>ooo la la! so exotic!
Yeah, sure. Not novelty at all.

[Anonymous No.17824378]

>>17824111
Ok I'm out on the opening. Fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.17824379]

>>17824328
That's like compromising for something that's above average because you couldn't find gold.

[Anonymous No.17824387]

>>17824277
In the interest of preserving people's wealth, I am going to shill my LCS in the Bay Area. I think they only ship in the US. But they have had the lowest premium on products I've seen online and still have certain products in stock.

https://www.pacificpreciousmetals.com

Try and buy now, futures opening in 12 minutes means the prices will most likely shoot up and mean you can't buy at those prices anymore.

[Anonymous No.17824427]

>>17824387
>https://www.pacificpreciousmetals.com
ah man... the bay area is infected as fuck, and that virus can survive quite a while on surfaces, they say.

[Anonymous No.17824442]

>>17824214
based retard

[Anonymous No.17824482]

>already lost $5K from Friday's PUTS

I don't even want to look at my accounts on Monday. It's going to fucking suck.

[Anonymous No.17824506]

>>17824427
They've been careful, I went to their shop on Saturday and they had masks and gloves and everything handling bullion. Your choice on what you want to do, because each person has their own risk tolerance.

[Anonymous No.17824510]

>>17824328
Just don't let her cough on you bro

[Anonymous No.17824513]

>>17824267
You will lose money

[Anonymous No.17824531]

So is it going to crash tomorrow or not?

[Anonymous No.17824533]

>>17824387
Looking now,christ fucking nobody has 10oz bars.

[Anonymous No.17824546]

>>17824513
At least we'll solve the toilet paper shortage

[Anonymous No.17824548]

>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17824562]

>>17823860
Market drops through the week and into next

[Anonymous No.17824569]

>>17824427
>>17824506
WHAT DO I GET?!?!
Any reason to prefer american/canadian/brittanian/ any shit or it's all the same buy mexican if you want?

guess I'll get some silver too

[Anonymous No.17824572]

>>17824531
FUCK OFF TOURIST

[Anonymous No.17824585]

>>17824059
Trash companies did well the last time around (and by well I meant that if they didn't hold, they didn't drop as much as everyone else).

In good times or bad, people will still need toilet paper and will still need their garbage hauled away.

[Anonymous No.17824600]

>>17824533
Always had the suspicion they were easier to fake then coinage

[Anonymous No.17824612]

So if its another black monday tomorrow does that mean black history month will move from february to march?

[Anonymous No.17824669]

>>17824569
If you don't care about price, just get eagles as they are worth something at least being in the US. Otherwise, go for the cheapest thing there which is Krugerrands I think from South Africa.

[Anonymous No.17824678]

>>17824612
kek

[Anonymous No.17824685]

I feel horrified. The inevitable crash from this pants-on-head retarded behaviour is going to be terrible. Why are bankers such sneaky kikes? By the time this dead cat lands, they will all be on their private islands.

[Anonymous No.17824711]

>>17824054
Breakers, then suspend shorting (what happens to active contracts if they do?), Then suspend ALL trading for 1-2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.17824714]

>>17824669
Also you can get smaller denominations than 1 oz which is cheaper but it is highly not recommended if you are buying in bulk quantities.

[Anonymous No.17824779]

>>17824205
That was one I did DCA into gradually and here's hoping that pump does this position some good

[Anonymous No.17824801]

Tell them to start the pump!

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17824824]

REPORT THE FUTURES CNBC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17824861]

>>17824801
>Jun 20
wat?

[Anonymous No.17824867]

>>17824714
Nah I want less than $500 in physical
was thinking some generic silver rounds, and a gold bar or a gold coin

Ah fuck I already missed it, it's pumping

[Anonymous No.17824889]

>>17823877
If things don't trend up from here and dump down another leg.

[Anonymous No.17824908]

>>17824867
It's pumping but it's nowhere near ATH. You still have time to buy before it goes back there and further.

[Anonymous No.17824915]

>Modern industrial civilisation on the verge of collapse
>only down 3%

[Anonymous No.17824932]

>>17824020
Wave from 10 feet away.

[Anonymous No.17824945]

>>17824915
It's only been 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.17824947]

>>17824255
Lol nope. They can purchase bonds and equities in the open market.

[Anonymous No.17824963]

>>17824915
they are pumping it you absolute retard are you really this dense

[Anonymous No.17825030]

Futures initially not pleased with rate cut. Monitoring...

[Anonymous No.17825117]

futures down 600

[Anonymous No.17825133]

>>17825117
down 800 actually

[Anonymous No.17825190]

>>17825133
man once the butt plug gets pulled out whats gonna come bellowing out

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17825199]

futures shooting back up on volume

[Anonymous No.17825245]

>>17825190
coom

[Anonymous No.17825271]

>>17825199
no, get a real broker.

[Anonymous No.17825297]

thinkorswim is free

[Anonymous No.17825324]

dow futures is at -4.20% blaze it

[Anonymous No.17825382]

How mad do you think Trump is right now? Or was this something he expected?

He looked happy in the conference.

[Anonymous No.17825515]

FUTURES FALLING SO FAST THEY'RE SLAMMING THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS
>FUTURES FALLING SO FAST THEY'RE SLAMMING THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS
FUTURES FALLING SO FAST THEY'RE SLAMMING THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS
>FUTURES FALLING SO FAST THEY'RE SLAMMING THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS