/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17827762]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND We Are FUCKED

Soon to be dead brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/bestiality/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

>>17826906

[Anonymous No.17827791]

Bull are you ok, are you ok, are you ok bull?

[Anonymous No.17827793]

>>17827762
Bank failures by end of week.

[Anonymous No.17827797]

[Anonymous No.17827802]

>haha deflation what deflation
can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.17827804]

SQQQ TO THE MOOOON

[Anonymous No.17827814]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO AH AH AH

[Anonymous No.17827821]

>>17827762
im going to lose everything tomorrow
arent I?

[Anonymous No.17827820]

>rba dumps liquidity into the market, assures that banks wont get the JUSTed treatment
>pumps on friday
>just opened today
>down 6% at open

j u s t

[Anonymous No.17827826]

>>17827762
> FUTURES HIT THE FLOOR

[Anonymous No.17827828]

so this is this famous chinese century i've been hearing about?

[Anonymous No.17827831]

>>17827802
>500b? what 1t? what do you need 1.5t for?

[Anonymous No.17827833]

>>17827793
shouldn't have ditched my BOA puts

[Anonymous No.17827835]

I got fired from my shitty job today, should i take out all my life savings and put it on VIX?
I want to take the world down with me

[Anonymous No.17827839]

brrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.17827843]

how do i buy gold? do i go to the bank?

[Anonymous No.17827847]

>>17827762
>soon to be dead brokers
What do you mean soon to be dead. I thought today was clear.

[Anonymous No.17827848]

G-guys...
I only started investing really in the 2018 selloff...
Should I just take my losses and get in to cash, SH, and some PM?

[Anonymous No.17827852]

>>17827762
What happens to the derivatives in the market now?

[Anonymous No.17827856]

Load up on more puts goy, you can't lose!

[Anonymous No.17827857]

>>17827821
only if you have something to lose

[Anonymous No.17827859]

Wish I prepared myself to buy more puts on that fake pump at the end of friday. The 30 min delay was a big giveaway.

[Anonymous No.17827865]

Pull everything out of the bank before they jew you out of all you own.

[Anonymous No.17827866]

>>17827820
RBA are even more retarded than the Fed

[Anonymous No.17827874]

What are the chances Trump bans shorts and options?

[Anonymous No.17827881]

>>17827848
Should've taken losses on Friday at close when we had a completely unjustified +9% move.

[Anonymous No.17827893]

>>17827762
Repost:
Austrian here:
I am not allowed (after law) from Monday on to go anywhere outside of a supermarket, pharmacy, police station, hospital, gas station ONLY IF NEEDED.
If i meet more than 5 friends in public i have to pay 2k in fines, so i am on lockdown at home.

Might as well have at least some fun watching the market crash an burn from my home (which i hate).

Will jerk of to Trap porn and watch movies, might fuck my neighbors daughters, they will be bored to and they are single.

What are you guys going to do?
I already miss my job and my friends :(

[Anonymous No.17827894]

>>17827881
Literally the fakest and gayest pump in history

[Anonymous No.17827898]

>Bobo the Bear
meat
>(Inflationary) Bubble the Bat

[Anonymous No.17827906]

You know it's good times when US watchers get to watch CNBC Asia. Stonks only go down.

[Anonymous No.17827940]

>>17827893
watch the markets, lurk in here, maybe play some games

[Anonymous No.17827947]

>Dollar to become toilet paper, toilet paper to become currency.

[Anonymous No.17827950]

>>17827893
>might fuck my neighbors daughters, they will be bored to and they are single.
are they cute?

[Anonymous No.17827952]

Now that the dust has settled /smg/, how do we save the stock market once and for all????

[Credit Spread Officer No.17827961]

>>17827906
>anchors broadcasting from their home

We ded

[Anonymous No.17827966]

My opinion of Powell has done a complete 180 in the past month.

[Anonymous No.17827967]

>people actually fell for the timed press conference and fed pumping friday

Dumb fucks.

[Anonymous No.17827970]

WE'RE ALL FUCKED

[Anonymous No.17827974]

>>17827857
What a lucky dude

[Anonymous No.17827977]

>>17827952
first it has to crash with no survivors

[Anonymous No.17827980]

>>17827952
Crash it with no survivors

[Anonymous No.17827982]

>>17827881
I did!
I knew it was a short squeeze.

I sold a bunch of Visa and some speculative garbage that I didn't have the stomach for. I just didn't sell shit like Lockheed, Costco, Clorox, and... ugh I didn't sell Microsoft I feel like a retard but I didn't want to take my losses...

I've been fading the rallies but damn we're going to crash crash crash

>>17827947
Unironically?
I wouldn't forex against it.

[Anonymous No.17827986]

How long are futures locked for?

[Anonymous No.17827990]

sticky when?

[Anonymous No.17827997]

Thankfully no one will be hurt by flying traders because the streets will be empty.

[Anonymous No.17827999]

are we actually all fucked or is this just the HAPPENING fags at it again?

[Anonymous No.17828013]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK JEROME POWELL

[Anonymous No.17828018]

Somehow I think the signaling has become obvious enough where I'm convinced there is a concerted effort to spread fear. I'll buy the bottom Monday and hold for 2+ years.

[Anonymous No.17828019]

>>17827986
Until tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17828035]

ORANGE YOU ONE TERM CLOWN
HISTORIC MONDAY INCOMING,IM ALREADY SHAKING

[Anonymous No.17828038]

>>17827997
kek

[Anonymous No.17828039]

>>17827893
Similar in Poland, we can only order delivery, but meetings are limited to 50.

I'm planning on spending some of the money I made on puts in the past week on a threesome with some nice escorts.

[Anonymous No.17828045]

>>17827999
If you have to ask, then you already know the answer.

[Anonymous No.17828056]

>>17827950
>are they cute?
Yeah the 25 year old one is ok ish looking, and very friendly.
Her 14 year old sister looks like out of a fairy tale, like perfect, like a fucking princess out of a old Disney movie.
She flirts with me, and always checks me out when i am working out in the garden.
It's literally count the days for her to be 16 (legal age for sex in my country). Hnnnng

[Anonymous No.17828061]

>>17828018
You know you can now just get an infinite loan on 0% interests from a bank that will collapse next week.

[Anonymous No.17828063]

>bulls smug as fuck a couple hours ago laughing at sqqq bagholders
>instantly btfo

[Anonymous No.17828065]

Bro’s, if someone gets dubs itt, DB will fail this week. Check em

[Anonymous No.17828067]

What is he thinking right now?

[Anonymous No.17828074]

>>17827997

[Anonymous No.17828084]

>>17828018
Dude I'd hold longer. The CDC just announced they're recommending the cancelation of any event with more than 50 people for the next 8 weeks. We're all about to end up on lockdown. How can places of employment be safe if events aren't?

[Anonymous No.17828085]

I like these circuit breaker things. We should have them for happening threads so I can comfy scroll.

[Anonymous No.17828086]

>>17828018
It's not really a concerted effort. It's mass hysteria being fueled by the exponential power of social media and 24/7 news cycle. We've never had a market crash/recession with this level of media immersion. White House and federal reserve's best moves (in hindsight) is to remain stoic and objective. Instead they resorted to kneejerk attempts to quell imagined losses before they happened, which creates this feedback loop of anxiety and fear that we are seeing.

The hysteria might be imagined, but its effects are not.

[Anonymous No.17828090]

>>17828056
>waiting
get it while it's good retard

[Anonymous No.17828091]

>>17828056
Why wait?

[Anonymous No.17828093]

>>17827762
What's going on fellas four threads?

[Anonymous No.17828096]

>>17827999
Checked and wondering the same thing. Nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.17828095]

>>17828045
ah then we are all saved

[Anonymous No.17828103]

>>17828019
>>17827986
they're just not allowed to go any lower
Futures can only move in a 10% range, +/-5%

>>17828067
>shouldn't have fired Yellen you dumb orange faggot
>God I hope I don't die from this Coronavirus infection

[Anonymous No.17828105]

>>17828039
>escorts.
Dude don't, they might be infected!
And men can't have kids once they have Corona!

[Anonymous No.17828108]

>>17827999
We're probably not as fucked as happeningfags claim but we're absolutely about to get fucked in the ass economically

[Anonymous No.17828124]

I’m in Coronavirus plays, hopefully they touch the stars because of all this tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17828130]

>>17828056
It's 15 here,
enjoy lad.

[Anonymous No.17828139]

>>17828067
"at least people will blame trump"

[Anonymous No.17828145]

>>17827999
Checked, and yes, this is worse then 2008 by far.

[Anonymous No.17828148]

Why oh why oh WHY DID I EVER SELL THESE FUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.17828155]

>>17828061
I didn't need this idea put in my head

[Anonymous No.17828158]

>>17828061
I think you're proving my point.

>>17828084
Because everyone has the capacity to work from home today, outside of menial labor and redundant services?

>>17828086
That's fair, I'm just saying it's quite obvious that this reaction is overblown.

[Anonymous No.17828178]

>>17828090
>peaks at 14
where the fuck did you get this pedo graph from Nigger?

[Anonymous No.17828179]

>>17827947
is there a USD/TP pair?
what broker?

[Anonymous No.17828182]

>>17828061
/BIZ/ Bank when

[Anonymous No.17828191]

>>17828039
which broker do you use, fellow kurwa?

[Anonymous No.17828201]

>>17828090
>get it while it's good retard
>>17828091
>Why wait?
Because i don't want to go to jail?
I wanna marry her one day, no shit she is just perfect like some Hitlers dream stuff.

[Anonymous No.17828211]

PEDOS GET THE FUCK OUT OF SMG FUCK OFF
PEDOS GET THE FUCK OUT OF SMG FUCK OFF
PEDOS GET THE FUCK OUT OF SMG FUCK OFFPEDOS GET THE FUCK OUT OF SMG FUCK OFFPEDOS GET THE FUCK OUT OF SMG FUCK OFFPEDOS GET THE FUCK OUT OF SMG FUCK OFFV
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17828213]

>>17828158
> Trucks load themselves
I'm in logistics, middle management overseeing a team of 37 core associates and upwards of 75 seasonal associates. You don't understand how much manual labor goes into supply chains. And people have to manage retards like them.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17828215]

>>17828035
>He thinks Trump will only get 1 term
>The only options to run against him are a senile pedophile and a socialist with heart trouble, both of whom are near 80
Half the country could literally explode and Trump would win this election.

[Anonymous No.17828218]

>>17828182
after all the other ones get LIQd

>>17828130
toothpaste pls

[Anonymous No.17828224]

HERE WE GO AGAIN BOYS

[Anonymous No.17828225]

>>17828178
it is LITERALLY disclosed in the image, roastie apologist

[Anonymous No.17828229]

>>17827843
$GLD

[Anonymous No.17828249]

[Anonymous No.17828250]

>>17828061
Now I know I have to short.

[Anonymous No.17828254]

Good afternoon, I'm the CEO of Racism LLP. I would like to take out one (1) loan of one hundred billion dollars at 0.25% annualized interest with a maturity of 50 years.

[Anonymous No.17828261]

>>17827906
are you holding until 3/20?

[Anonymous No.17828263]

>>17827947
The flippening happened.

[Anonymous No.17828264]

>>17828224
In b4 trump says negative yields are a good thing because the government can get paid to borrow.

[Anonymous No.17828271]

>bulls

[Anonymous No.17828275]

what's he thinking right now?

[Anonymous No.17828281]

>>17827843
Google a reputable bullion dealer. It's not really hard you mong.

[Anonymous No.17828288]

>>17827835
Honestly might not be a bad idea, if you don't have a brokerage account already set up thought you've missed the boat

[Anonymous No.17828289]

>>17828215
>senile pedophile
>near 80
This is literally Trump

[Anonymous No.17828296]

>>17828061
Is this possible?

[Anonymous No.17828312]

>>17828271
>Sudan
literally Somalia tier, their only defence against Corona was the fact that nobody actually vists sudan

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17828328]

>>17828289
Trump is not a pedophile, and he is closer to 70 than 80. He will complete his second term and still not be 80. Biden would be 80 in his first term.

[Anonymous No.17828332]

Screencapping so many retarded bears for this week. spring is here

[Anonymous No.17828343]

>>17828275
>I TRIED SO HARD
>BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

[Anonymous No.17828356]

What happens to your securities if your brokerage collapses?

[Anonymous No.17828366]

>>17828296
Are you a reserve bank?

[Anonymous No.17828379]

>>17828296
No he's retarded and thinks you can get the fed target rate. That rate is for banks not people.

[Anonymous No.17828389]

>>17828155
See
>>17828065

[Anonymous No.17828390]

>>17828356
You shouldn't be in any broken that has a chance to collapse.

[Anonymous No.17828397]

>>17828275
As topical as ever

[Anonymous No.17828402]

>>17828086
This is a good post its what I am fucking saying, everyone can see through the moves or if they can't there will be 40000 eggheads on Twitter to explain to them why these moves are bearish and that they need to sell out

Wouldn't even be surprised if there is a cabal of people posting as "bears" who are trying to scare the weak hands to get prices at like 2008 levels let alone 2016 levels, they will buy back the stocks in May or June when the virus goes away and make money like has never been seen before on this Earth, not even talking about calls but even just buying the stock

Dividend yields on shit like PG will be like 7% if you can buy it back at 50 a share you'll make billions yearly owning stock alone

[Anonymous No.17828403]

>>17828191
I started last year out on Revolut when they added the feature. They only let you buy stocks but I didn't really care about anything else at the time, just DCA'ing AMD 100% commission free.
Since this crash started I'm using Degiro to trade german options on Eurex.

[Anonymous No.17828408]

>>17828215
Economic implosion was the only way that Trump was going to lose and here we are. Unless elections literally get canceled, Trump loses to whoever the Democrats end up fielding.

[Anonymous No.17828423]

>>17827990
NO

[Anonymous No.17828438]

>>17828328
4 years difference in age doesn't really matter, especially when compared to a fat fuck like Trump.

[Anonymous No.17828441]

>>17828423
Yes.

[Anonymous No.17828449]

Fucking pleb here with all of $70 to invest on TD Ameritrade.
No calls, no puts, no shorts, nothing special. Just standard long trades: what do I buy, and why should it not be AAL for that sweet recovery after they inevitably get a 'stimulus package' from the feds?

[Anonymous No.17828455]

>>17828356
insured by SIPC up to 500k retard

[Anonymous No.17828460]

>>17828397
this is actually funny

[Anonymous No.17828491]

>CDC RECOMMENDS CROWDS OF AT LEAST 50+ PEOPLE NOT GATHER FOR AT LEAST 8 WEEKS (ABOUT 2 MONTHS)
BIG RED DONG TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.17828499]

>>17827804
Give me an actual estimate what you think SQQQ could hit

[Anonymous No.17828500]

>>17828402
>Dividend yields on shit like PG will be like 7%
Assunming the dividend payments remain the same. Which they won't be if they aren't making money because people aren't buying stuff.

[Anonymous No.17828501]

>>17828455
Yeah but what actually happens? You get a check for the current market value of what you held?

[Anonymous No.17828507]

>>17827797
Based coronavirus simulator poster

[Anonymous No.17828520]

>>17828090
Pedo chart?

[Anonymous No.17828529]

>>17828402
I've been telling everyone on /smg/ to stay in cash until April and take short positions for the next 2 to 3 months. You can pull up reserve rates side-by-side with the S&P 500. Fed cuts rates, they get a day or two recovery and it goes back to dropping, sometimes at an accelerated rate. The market will not bottom out until the majority of people involved in the market have become financially and emotionally exhausted. That can take up to 6 months, (4 years for The Great Depression)

[Anonymous No.17828537]

>>17828491
EXPAND RED DONG

wish I had a red DK pic

[Anonymous No.17828538]

>>17828408
retard, no one thinks a dem could've prevented this

[Anonymous No.17828539]

>>17827999
after today the Fed has run out of options to stop the bleeding

[Anonymous No.17828551]

>>17828449
I'm tempted to dump a bit into AAL for that bailout money as well. I've been holding out because I feel like there's more room to fall, but there might be a floor now that a bailout is confirmed.

[Anonymous No.17828554]

>>17828499
$38

[Anonymous No.17828562]

Aus200 opens about 300pts down but seems somewhat stable after opening.

[Anonymous No.17828564]

>>17828065
CHECK DEM BOBRO

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17828595]

>>17828408
Trump has more than the economy to run on, and again, the Dems have fielded the worst possible people. No matter which candidate wins, a large number of voters are sitting out. Trump retains 95% support in the GOP. It won't even be close.

[Anonymous No.17828598]

>>17828538
it was her time though

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17828605]

>>17828564
they all get 0 out of 10

[Anonymous No.17828607]

>>17828538
Hoover couldn't prevent The Great Depression, but every homeless camp in the US was named a Hooverville. What you think and believe in has no relevance on reality regardless of how true or false it is.

[Anonymous No.17828614]

>>17827821
>not shorting the hell out of the market
baka anime poster

[Anonymous No.17828617]

>>17828564
eww get those disgusting coronabugs out of here

[Anonymous No.17828618]

>>17828507
The stage has changed.

[Anonymous No.17828623]

there's two threads going can we please pick one

[Anonymous No.17828624]

>>17828539
What's the play when we go negative? Invest in toilet paper?

[Anonymous No.17828634]

>>17828397
>>17828460
The faces make it

[Anonymous No.17828637]

>>17827999
The fundamentals of the economy are strong. Demand isn't a fundamental part of an economy, right?

[Anonymous No.17828651]

>>17827791
THE STOCKS GO UP! FUNDAMENTALS DO NOT MATTER! SHUT UP!

[Anonymous No.17828653]

>>17828441
FAGGOT

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17828654]

>>17828564
i dunno you faggots didn't help me... white day i got her a white sweat shirt that says love and you have no fucking clue...

[Anonymous No.17828658]

>>17828564
They can all cough right in my face

[Anonymous No.17828660]

Hello i'm newer to trading but have been reading about eco for 10 years. i bought some puts on SIX and FUN last week and think i will be able to sell them this week. My question is is it possible no one days them and i dont make money? I don't understand who would buy SIX when they may go bankrupt this year. Did i fuck myself?

[Anonymous No.17828662]

>>17828095

Anon, even if every person on earth caught this disease, starbucks, coca cola, grainger, mcdonalds etc would still exist after the storm and would still be publicly traded companies. I wish the prepper fags would GTFO so more than 1/10 posts is about making money on the market.

[Anonymous No.17828667]

I love how they're talking about the U.S. Feds action not helping Australian markets. Can you imagine even hoping for such a thing as an American? Seriously, how do people live anywhere else and have sex with their wives?

[Anonymous No.17828684]

>>17828660
>days
buy*

[Anonymous No.17828687]

>>17828500
This expectation is going to tank shares even more. Companies like KO have built up quite a reputation of never decreasing their dividend for ages

[Anonymous No.17828690]

How is it that only 3 years ago SQQQ traded for a few hundred dollars and like 10 years ago it traded for 10k like how the hell did it ever get that high

[Anonymous No.17828702]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.17828713]

>>17827974
*girl*

[Anonymous No.17828716]

>>17828618
God I can't wait to buy food with coupons and sewing needles

[Anonymous No.17828717]

Presidental debate just started

[Anonymous No.17828724]

what happened, i thought everything was fixed on friday? why is everything burning now?

[Anonymous No.17828730]

> Nikkei green
Why tho

[Anonymous No.17828738]

>>17828662
this is the most amerimutt post I have ever seen

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17828739]

wait... i did learn a few things here... really obscure things that a few astute individuals witnessed with me... i'm still prepared, and i'll be ok. it's a shame staunch conservatives like my self are prepared for this shit that was coming months ago.

[Anonymous No.17828744]

>>17828178
Are you gay or something? Or just retarded?

[Anonymous No.17828753]

>>17828717
I look forward to Biden's easy win in november, anything but orange clown

[Anonymous No.17828764]

>>17828408
You're retarded, kike. Whites are waking up. This country won't turn into commie mexico, like you want.

[Anonymous No.17828765]

>>17828538
It doesn't matter what anyone thinks. The voting masses don't think. If they had the capability to think, they wouldn't be voters. The herd is moved by emotion. When an economic crisis happens, the figurehead gets the blame no matter who is actually at fault. Trump is done.

>>17828595
>Trump has more than the economy to run on
For fans of Israel and the military-industrial complex, sure, but most people only care about what impacts them and that means the economy is the most important issue. Of course, there will also be the matter of mass casualties from the pandemic.

[Anonymous No.17828766]

>>17827893
>What are you guys going to do?
WORK. I work from home.
Going to be a nice wagie and rushing the invoices I have to send in hopes that the clients pay us before its too late.
If I get work done, maybe they will fire me last...
right guys?
More likely is everyone in the offices in Madrid is already infected and they don't even go to the office Monday...
I hope my wage transfer is automated...

[Anonymous No.17828770]

>>17827865
Realistically how much time do we have?

[Anonymous No.17828771]

>>17828690
Reverse split. Look it up.

[Anonymous No.17828773]

>>17828739

[Anonymous No.17828774]

Damn, unsure of what to do on Monday, sell some oil quickly right at open, then buy for long at intervals to the bottom? Or do I buy SQQQ right at the beginning tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17828777]

>>17828660
the company going bankrupt is the best case scenario for your put

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17828785]

>>17828730
people are selling yen... it's like gold and fleeing for central banks... anticipation for weekly and daily returns.

[Anonymous No.17828788]

>>17828730
Was this the ultimate bear trap?

[Anonymous No.17828791]

>>17828724
>Why do people have the attention spans of goldfish?
Not sure. Most people don't even remember what they ate for breakfast, who can say why these exact same people are so easily influenced?

[Anonymous No.17828806]

>>17828730
What are you talking about it's down like 3%

[Anonymous No.17828810]

FUCKING

BIBLICAL

[Anonymous No.17828813]

>>17828730
not for long. its because it was up 6% in futures at friday close

[Anonymous No.17828814]

reminder

good luck out there

[Anonymous No.17828816]

>>17828724
>i thought everything was fixed on friday?
The problem with the economy is it has COVID-19. That will be true till next year. The Fed is trying to rebuild a house that is on fire.

[Credit Spread Officer No.17828818]

>>17828806
weird the futures are up and the stock index is down or smn like that

[Anonymous No.17828823]

>>17828690
Look up contango. ETF's that trade on futures markets lose purchasing power over time. That's why you generally shouldn't hold them for too long.

[Anonymous No.17828826]

>>17828810
You were finally right!

[Anonymous No.17828827]

>>17828764
No white who has woken up is going to vote for a man whose Israel-Palestine peace plan was nothing short of a complete approval of all illegal land seizures by Israel. Retards vote for Trump, no one else.

[Anonymous No.17828828]

How do I short the entire market - the US and Global economy? There has to be a way to make money while everything crashes.
I know there are inverse ETFs - there have to be other choices as well. Anyone?

[Anonymous No.17828829]

you guys are all arguing about monopoly money when you're literally going to starve to death if you haven't prepared already

[Anonymous No.17828830]

Kek

Im so happy today as a bull

This is fucking perfect. perfect day

Reminder to celebrate

[Anonymous No.17828831]

>>17828738

Are you banking on the collapse of the entire global economic system or something? when you couldn't travel to Europe for 6 years because you would get torpedoed or shot out of the sky the markets still functioned. Why are you on /biz/ and not /x/?

[Anonymous No.17828832]

>>17827947

[Anonymous No.17828833]

>>17828724
How was everything fixed? More an more restrictions are being put up. Countries are closing all restaurants and non-grocery stores, travel gets further restricted, concerts, conventions, sports events get cancelled, tourism is dead, people asked to stay at home will end up buying less overall and it will likely stay that way for the next two months.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17828838]

>>17828765
He's been the most anti-war President we've had since Reagan.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17828841]

>>17828791
i hate it... i have 3 boxes of cereal foods i don't even eat.

[Anonymous No.17828846]

don't get how a rate cuts helps. supply is fucked. prices are going to skyrocket. we are so fucked.

[Anonymous No.17828851]

>>17828777
i don't understand how i get paid though.
Don't i have to sell the stock to make profit from the put? What if no one is buying..

[Anonymous No.17828856]

Genuinely hope people who bought into GUSH go bankrupt. Probably the dumbest posters I've seen in this general by far.

[Anonymous No.17828857]

>>17828753
Hope you're not white.

[Anonymous No.17828859]

VTSAX

[Credit Easing Officer No.17828858]

the yen better keep selling off or thats it ive had it now its serious time

[Anonymous No.17828864]

Its perfect

Im long tech

Today was amazing

These rates.and inflation are.going to pump my bags so much three months from now

[Anonymous No.17828867]

Based Bernie.

[Anonymous No.17828877]

>>17828846
>supply is fucked
Demand being fucked is the bigger problem.

[Anonymous No.17828882]

>>17828864
>inflation
dont tell him

[Anonymous No.17828885]

>>17827826
where to get data

[Anonymous No.17828888]

>>17827865
Will credit unions be safe?

[Anonymous No.17828890]

>>17828828
Like this, which is actually retracted from where I was last week. Sold my Russel puts as well as DIS for high profits.

[Anonymous No.17828892]

>>17828827
>muh poor browns
Don't give a shit.
>being this much of an effeminate brainlet

[Anonymous No.17828897]

>>17828829
ive got a pantry full of cans and shitty noodles but it probably wont last long. few packs of pasta that ive had for fucking ages, way before this shit even started

why are all the memers buying pasta, rice and fresh produce?

[Anonymous No.17828901]

>>17828838

What in the fuck are you talking about you damm fucking retard trumptard?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17828900]

>>17828829
im prepared.... i've survived anonymous trannys telling me to kill my self... i've survived enough doxing, i'm going to live. im well prepared... I don't even eat that much, but as a good chef and hunter... i treat food differently than an average individual.

[Anonymous No.17828905]

>>17828739
why are you typing like LCIguy

[Anonymous No.17828907]

==THAT'S LIFE! SO THEY SAY!"

[Anonymous No.17828909]

>>17828774
Why don't you shove your head up your own ass

[Anonymous No.17828912]

>>17828832
>carry your entire wad like that
Guy is asking to get rolled

[Anonymous No.17828916]

I'm retarded and confused
In the US, why does it seem like the entire response to a disease hitting the market isn't to respond to the disease, but to respond to the market not doing well?
Is banks loaning money when everybody is quarantined really gonna do anything besides fuck with things?
Somebody pls explain.

[Anonymous No.17828917]

>>17828667

We can't help it if Americans don't understand the central role that they play in international finance.

It's your system that we're using after all.

[Anonymous No.17828919]

>>17828882
Yeah we get deflationary effects for short term

Ut dude the recovery is gonna be a rocket

[Anonymous No.17828920]

>>17828877
No, having so much stress hit both sides simultaneously is the bigger problem.

[Anonymous No.17828921]

>>17828730
Algorithms trading the RSI. It's back in the red.

[Anonymous No.17828923]

>>17828851
You have to understand where the put comes from. Typically, a person who owns a share of the stock sells a put, under the estimation that it will become worthless because they expect the price will go up instead of down.

If you buy the put, and the share price goes to zero, the seller of the put is required to buy that persons who owns a worthless share and that put at the strike price, even if the market price of the stock is zero dollars.

[Anonymous No.17828928]

>>17828864
the only bags that are getting pumped are your testicles, which will be popped like grapes by coronachan

[Anonymous No.17828929]

>free infinite money glitch
>incoming global credit crunch
>bank liquidity crisis
lmao this is like all the economic collapses at once

[Anonymous No.17828930]

>>17828829
Bought a crate of gulash soup today. I now have enough non-perishable food to last a month. And a few fridges full of other stuff.

[Anonymous No.17828935]

>all futures halted

[Anonymous No.17828938]

>>17828851
Just keep refreshing the sale until someone buys, thats what I do, and if no one buys then I guess youre fucked

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17828939]

>>17828905
im not lci guy... we're actually pretty similar, we're different people chill out. faggot

LCI guy would never put this track in the thread...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5qqslX-hBc

[Anonymous No.17828941]

>>17828916
Because that’s the only thing the dude in charge cares about

[Anonymous No.17828942]

>>17828859
NOT YET ANON NOT YET

[Anonymous No.17828943]

>>17828916
Trump cares more about the Dow than the virus.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17828947]

>>17828901
Gee I dunno, how about trying to spark peace on the korean peninsula? Leaving Syria? Trying for peace in Afghanistan and pulling troops out of there? Starting 0 new conflicts? Have you even been paying a single shred of attention to foreign policy?

[Anonymous No.17828953]

Is the GUSH poster kill?

[Anonymous No.17828954]

>>17828928
>>17828919
>3 trillion new dollars

yea bro deflation is coming!

[Anonymous No.17828962]

>>17828829
Lmao I just drove to the HEB and bought some freshly baked croissants and some bourbon.

[Anonymous No.17828963]

>>17828921
>Algorithms trading the RSI
Ugh UUUUGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17828972]

>>17828939
no shit retard but you are literally copying his typing style right now with the over usage of ellipses

[Anonymous No.17828976]

>>17828919
ooh boy these arent usual times my dude

remind me the last time fed cut rates to zilch over the fucking weekend?

[Anonymous No.17828979]

>>17827843
Go to the duty free shop in your local airport

[Anonymous No.17828981]

>>17828916
Because this country worships the stocks. Money is literally the only thing holding everyone together. Except America to fall apart after this, not even joking.

[Anonymous No.17828982]

>>17828823

They lose purchasing power if the indices they are tracking goes badly.

Look at TQQQ on the flipside.

[Anonymous No.17828983]

>>17827804
It's funny how the switch happened today from bulls winning to now bears. FAS / FAZ

[Anonymous No.17828987]

>>17828941
>>17828943
that can't be it, right?
there has to be more to this, US leadership can't be this incompetent

[Anonymous No.17828991]

>>17828838
Have you forgotten the repeated cruise missile strikes on Syria? The assassination of an Iranian general?

>>17828892
>if you don't support the most overtly Zionist president in history, you're an effeminate brainlet!
You're right though, you don't give a shit. You don't give a shit about morals or ideals. You are an empty poser.

[Anonymous No.17828992]

>>17828816
I really like that analogy

[Anonymous No.17829003]

daily reminder to always inverse tripfags like baggie

[Anonymous No.17829004]

>>17828972
He does this when he's drunk

[Anonymous No.17829006]

>>17828916

Because America isn't a country with a people like Italy is, but rather a big Jewish Casino solely concerned about money.

[Anonymous No.17829007]

>>17827828
Now I truly understand. That bat soup was planned. The Corona Virus spread was a carefully planned economic hit job by China to cripple the world economy and usher in the Chinese century. At last I finally see it. How do we fight back bros?

[Anonymous No.17829009]

>>17828928
Kek

Imagine caring day to day moves

[Anonymous No.17829010]

>>17827835
No. Just pay attention or you can lose it all, and buy in when it is clearly over AND the market is fairly valued.

[Anonymous No.17829014]

>>17828829
I have about two weeks of food saved up at home. Made preparations two weeks ago already.

[Anonymous No.17829015]

>>17828145
>worse then 2008

I would worry, but you used then instead of than

[Anonymous No.17829016]

>>17828851
>Don't i have to sell the stock to make profit from the put
you can either sell the put (i.e. the option contract that you purchased) or you can exercise the put. you should probably do the former, but in the latter case the person who wrote the put HAS to buy the stock at the strike price, that is the entire point of the option and why it is worth anything.

[Anonymous No.17829017]

>>17828828
Short SPY

[Credit Easing Officer No.17829018]

>>17828916
its not really loaning money as they will be establishing more credit lines. give people cash and they can hoard it, give them credit and they will spend it. (but they are still gonna make loans)

[Anonymous No.17829027]

>>17827893
>Austrian here:
i don't listen to barboids

[Anonymous No.17829029]

>>17828923
Thank you for your info.
I don't think they will go bank by 3/20 though, so when i choose to sell my put the seller i bought the put from pays me? Its not reliant on me reselling the stock?

[Anonymous No.17829032]

>>17828947

>how about trying to spark peace on the korean peninsula?

Failed in 2019

>Leaving Syria

He bombed 2 times with a psy-op about gas again, still on Hasaka/Deir Ezzor stealing oil, and wasting millions of taxes in Al-Tanf Crossing

>Trying for peace in Afghanistan and pulling troops out of there?

Failed

>Starting 0 new conflicts?

Destroying NATO and making Turkey more pro-Iran is not a winning movement retard

>Have you even been paying a single shred of attention to foreign policy?

Yes you stupid faggot, you don't, or maybe yes but only what you want to hear.

[Anonymous No.17829033]

>>17828928
NOT MY LITTLE SOIBEANERINOS NOOOOOOOOOO

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17829040]

>>17829018
filtered

[Anonymous No.17829042]

>>17828987
Uhhhhh where have you been for the last three years? It sounds like a magical place

[Anonymous No.17829044]

>>17829006
but they can't think markets tanking caused by a disease is going to be helped by doing something besides focusing on the disease, nobody could be that retarded, even in a corporate state

[Credit Easing Officer No.17829053]

>>17828987
the virus is the cover story my fren.

[Anonymous No.17829054]

>>17828987
It happend 12 years ago with the recession. Big banks and corporations got a reacharound and recovered fast but many families lost their houses and small businesses got bought out by these corporations that were big enough to get these crazy cheap loans.

[Anonymous No.17829060]

>>17828408
Democrats literally need to control this country as it stands right now. They MUST. Or else your life will be 24/7 media news cycle about how everything is shit, how you are shit, your families are shit because of who the president is.

Unless you like press invented
1) fake impeachments
2) false flags to try to get us into foreign entanglements
3) A virus every ((4 years)) that will be considered the worst thing ever (remember they tried to kill Ronald Reagan with AIDS and it failed, wonder how it happened? oh yeah eating Monkeys lel)
4) Sexual perversity either painting president or his kids doing something evil

Whenever a Democrat is president
1) Everything is racist and the riots based on bad right wing police are always justified
2) Everything is peaceful with no false flags, if anyone unexpectedly steps to a Dem prez, they will be painted as evil fools and we need to "stand together" nobody will actively try to undermine the president and "leak information" that was top secret military intel
3) Because of very few economic surprises Stock market will slowly but surely always go up with a Demprez, nobody even used options because the gains were so predictable and slow under Obama

Basically I am tired of typing but I can't see ever voting Republican president ever again because I am so fucking SICK of our media and if that is the way they want it FINE then I'm getting too old for this shit. Lets start a Chinese style Democratic Socialism where the Dem is the Fearless Leader everyone isn't allowed to criticize.

[Anonymous No.17829066]

>>17828987
It's literally just that

>There's a virus in China, downplay it so the markets don't panic
>Virus has made it to the US, don't test people because the stock market doesn't want a high case count
>Market dropped due to the virus, forget public health, have the fed pump 1.5 trillion into repo markets

[Anonymous No.17829070]

>>17828942
ALL IN VTSAX

[Anonymous No.17829074]

>>17828991
>if you dislike jews, give them everything they want here in the states
This is stupid. No matter what does in regards to israel, he's clearly the anti-jew choice.

[Credit Easing Officer No.17829075]

>>17829040
fuck you and listen to me rub my hands together like a filthy kike

[Anonymous No.17829090]

>>17829029
You don't need to own stocks to trade in options, they have value on their own. You just need to sell the put when it increases in value. Someone at the end of a chain of sales may eventually exercise it to sell their shares at the strike price but at that point it doesn't matter to you, you already made your money

[Anonymous No.17829093]

>>17829053
for what?
>>17829066
but nobody could think step 3 is the best move, I cannot get into the head of that, I simply think there's something I don't understand, that is too retarded

[Anonymous No.17829098]

Ultimate Monkey Wrench: A desperate 1st world country says fuck it and gives an untested vaccine to its populace that works. CDC refuses to do the same here to prevent Simian Virus 2: Electric Boogaloo.

How long until government buildings start to burn?

[Anonymous No.17829099]

>>17829044
You don't seem to understand, economic crises don't hurt the rich and powerful. They're not trying to fix what's broken; they're simply preparing to siphon as much wealth as possible from the lower castes before things settle into a new normal.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17829106]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5qqslX-hBc

this song makes me cry because i've been to the cave.... and it's amazing.

[Anonymous No.17829111]

>>17829060
>Democrats literally need to control this country as it stands right now. They MUST.
dilate They literally want to turn it into commie mexico with open borders and massive wealth distribution between the races. And it won't be whites that benefit.

[Anonymous No.17829114]

Deb8 stream incoming, sorry for being d-laid

[Anonymous No.17829116]

>>17829032
your opinions are stupid and no one in /smg/ wants to hear them. kys or go to /pol/

[Anonymous No.17829122]

I only have $1400 to buy SQQQ, if I don't make at least a 50% return on this i'll have been in the negative for a year.

[Anonymous No.17829129]

>>17829114
Essemgee debate streem watch-along! Get in here!

[Anonymous No.17829136]

>>17829044

>nobody could be that retarded, even in a corporate state

With the way America has been caught flat footed by this, I have to disagree.

Trump bought another month of stock market gains by ignoring the virus, and now he's going to pay if things don't pick up VERY soon.

Keep in mind that the people that are going to be hit hardest by this disease are also his core voter base. Old boomers.

[Anonymous No.17829140]

>>17829116
>your opinions are stupid and no one in /smg/ wants to hear them. kys or go to /pol/

Want proof you little bitch?

[Anonymous No.17829143]

>>17827762
How do I make a functional noose?

[Anonymous No.17829144]

>>17829111
did you even read the second line?
it's clear he's saying if they don't control the media autistically screeches
>>17829099
at least this theory explains why things make no sense to me
how is this being done currently and how do the moves we're saying help?

[Anonymous No.17829147]

>>17828856
I agree with you even though I bought a call for 25 bucks for shits and gigs

That one fucking guy is going to give me an anurism

[Anonymous No.17829154]

>>17829129
based

[Anonymous No.17829161]

>>17828982
Oh, I don't remember that from the investopedia article that I read. Thanks, mate.

[Anonymous No.17829163]

>>17828987
>US leadership can't be this incompetent
We literally refused testing kits from the WHO because we wanted to develop our own and it didn't seem like an emergency (because all the people that could tell our government it was an emergency were fired 2 fucking years ago en masse).

[Credit Easing Officer No.17829164]

>>17829093
the decoupling from china.

[Anonymous No.17829169]

>>17829060
Lol, dems aren't gonna do shit.

Get a gun you fucking pussy liberals. Civil war is now.

[Anonymous No.17829173]

>>17829116
t. bull trumptard

[Anonymous No.17829175]

>>17829111
>commie mexico
Youre too retarded to live.

[Anonymous No.17829176]

>>17828614
shorting is how you lose everything + everything you don't have

[Anonymous No.17829181]

>>17829106
I have my guity pleasures too but can you post something that isn't gay for once

[Anonymous No.17829184]

Topkek

[Anonymous No.17829187]

Imagine buying calls at the end of day Friday

[Anonymous No.17829188]

>>17829122
Just buy more at open, bro. This won't be the end of the fall.

[Anonymous No.17829202]

>>17829173
Trumpers want nothing but ruin for this country, it's insane, it's evil.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17829209]

>>17828991
Neither of which sparked a new conflict. That Iranian general was killing Americans.
As for the Syrian missiles, yeah I disagreed with that. It was dumb. It didn't do anything though so I can give him a pass.
If that's all you've got, you already know I'm right.

[Anonymous No.17829214]

>>17829074
Nothing he has done is anti-kike in the US
There is no anti-kike choice

[Anonymous No.17829217]

>>17828061
0% interest is only intra-bank loans, fuckwit. Learn what "federal fund rates" are, and how they're NOT personal loan rates.

[Anonymous No.17829220]

I AM FINANCIALLY DEVASTATED
ECONOMICALLY RUINED
MONETARY ABOLISHED
PECUNIARY ANNIHILATED
NUMERICALLY OBLITERATED
FISCALLY EXTINGUISHED
BUDGETARY CRUSHED
POCKET CHANGE DESOLATED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17829221]

Divvy is mugh frendo right guys?

Right?

R?

KR

KROGER

[Anonymous No.17829225]

>>17828943
So so I

[Anonymous No.17829228]

>>17828953
I fucking hope so

[Anonymous No.17829230]

>>17829175
Same to you, leftypol. Surprised that you retards manage to post.
>>17829176
I like inverse etf's. No risk of that with those. You can only lose as much as you put in. They can be risky, of course.

[Anonymous No.17829233]

>>17828529
I have a bunch of puts against banks and calls in sqqq. Think I should hold or sell now? Not gonna lie, these swings are making me frazzled.

[Anonymous No.17829238]

>>17829136
I'm not saying they weren't being retards chasing the here and now by ignoring it, but what possible motivation is there, at this point, to focus efforts on anything besides the disease?
there has to be something else going on that the primary effort is not directed at the disease and with it helping other things, but is instead focused on other things
I started this saying I'm too stupid, but even I don't get how somebody could do what those in power are
>>17829163
I haven't been paying enough attention, what can I search to see this story

[Anonymous No.17829240]

>>17827843
Jmbullion or any other dealer that gets you physical gold in hand. Hell, your local coin shop if you don't mind rapehappy premiums.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17829242]

>>17829202
Go back to /leftypol/

[Anonymous No.17829252]

>>17829209

>That Iranian general was killing Americans.

Proof? He just wanted to kill Israel like every single based Arab Nationalist in the ME

[Anonymous No.17829260]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17829262]

>>17829214
Haven't you noticed how american jews seethe at him?

[Anonymous No.17829270]

>>17829242
At least they don't deny it.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17829273]

>>17829252
He and his Quds force are directly tied to the deaths of over 600 Americans. How the fuck are you unaware of this? Mines? Hello? McFly? If you know this little about foreign policy why the fuck are you commenting at all?

[Anonymous No.17829281]

>>17827762
>move all your manufacturing to China to make more money
>pandemic hits China
>completely dependant on them for manufacturing
>supply chain completely fucked
EL OH EL
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF PLANET EARTH

[Anonymous No.17829294]

lads my throat is dry and scratchy
how do i short the possibility of me getting coronavirus

[Anonymous No.17829299]

>>17829209
>That Iranian general was killing Americans.
lmao
no he was hezzbollah

remind me the last time hezbos did fucking anything to the US other than shill on /pol/

[Credit Easing Officer No.17829310]

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.17829311]

>>17829273
>He and his Quds force are directly tied to the deaths of over 600 Americans.
holy shit that's based, i'd give him a medal if i could t. american

[Anonymous No.17829312]

>>17829281
The Chinese are still rocking exceptionally well.

[Anonymous No.17829313]

>>17829209
>That Iranian general was killing Americans

Never happened.

[Anonymous No.17829318]

>>17827843
too late

[Anonymous No.17829325]

why are futures frozen right now?

[Anonymous No.17829326]

>>17829260
Shouldn't have sold my puts on Friday. Still was 70% up, but it would have been so much more.

[Anonymous No.17829327]

>>17829273

Proof? Quds are in Lebanon and Syria to prepare a war with Israel, not with the US. ANd if you knew about foreing policy, Soleimani helped US Army in Afghanistan in 2001 you scam faggot.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/01/03/when-united-states-qasem-soleimani-worked-together/

[Anonymous No.17829329]

>>17829217
Can you not take a shitpost?

[Anonymous No.17829336]

>>17829202
No shit idiot if it crashes then we get RICH

[Anonymous No.17829340]

>>17828909
Oo that’s pretty good too.

[Anonymous No.17829341]

>>17829202
*cough* I did vote for him in 2016...

[Anonymous No.17829346]

>>17829209
>Neither of which sparked a new conflict.
By pure dumb luck. Had their return strike caused significant deaths we'd be invading Iran right now.

FFS that was a shitshow. We didn't even have our ships in place if it came to that. Had to have a fleet book it to the region. Nobody thought that shit out. Sold all our stocks immediately after that shit and HOLY FUCK did that turn out to be a good call but for the wrong reasons.

[Anonymous No.17829349]

>>17829312
Lies. They're still in deep shit.

[Anonymous No.17829352]

>>17828086
It's a cascade of FUD. The media is all in on scaring the shit out of people because they think it will get Biden the White House. We have a serious health issue to deal with, but the fear mongering press is blowing it so out of proportion it's insanity. The OPEC price cuts made it worse.

Now we have a risk of the financial system locking up, forcing the Fed to pour another oil tanker of money into the system, to prop up the banks yet again, and it will take years to unwind.
It's not armageddon, but it's gonna suck, for a while. If you're unemployed, you're fucked. Food prices are rising. There's plenty of food in the system, but the profiteering is just starting. If you haven't doubled your food budget for the next couple of weeks or even months, you're in for lean fucking times. If you don't have 6 months of bills in cash, you're taking a huge fucking risk.
We'd be in better shape if the media would knock their sky is falling shit, but that's not happening. Strap in. It's gonna get way worse before it gets better.

[Anonymous No.17829356]

>>17829325
It's the 9th circle of hell.

[Anonymous No.17829367]

>>17828651
Mao the fundamentals say we hibernating til summer

[Anonymous No.17829370]

>WallStreetBets went private
fucking irritated
the only people outside of /biz/ i could see actual honest opinions on the market
and i'm not making a fucking reddit account just for that

[Anonymous No.17829374]

>>17829209
>That Iranian general was killing Americans.
How was he able to kill Americans unless those Americans were in the Middle East serving the imperialist agenda of the military-industrial complex? Of course, the closest to killing Americans that he ever came was allegedly providing the playbook used by other insurgents who killed Americans. Anyone with more than a single neuron to put to use knows that all of these insurgent groups get their training from the CIA and Mossad, directly or by proxy.
>wasting tax payer money on illegal military actions is dumb, but whatever, I'm a dumb goy who will allow my consent to be manufactured again
Utterly pathetic. You've got an excuse for every negative thing he's done because you can't face the cognitive dissonance of admitting that you got swindled by another servant of the ZOG.

[Anonymous No.17829381]

just dumped 10k into index funds, should I buy even more?

[Anonymous No.17829383]

>>17829341
A lot of people were duped myself included, but it's become a cult with the support for his mistakes and idiocy.

[Anonymous No.17829396]

>>17829381
Yes

[Anonymous No.17829401]

>>17829032
>>17828991
>>17828827

Are discord tranny Bernie Bros really this retarded?
Do you guys really think this is "your time"?

Do you honestly believe a crisis created by a global pandemic, something which is actually real, as opposed to greedy bankers playing with non-existent cash, is going to make the whole world decide it wants to abandon the global financial order to try an idea that has literally never worked vs just waiting it out then rebuilding?

Did the people of New Orleans all become communist and murder everyone in the business district because of Katrina?

Absolute state of you lot.

[Anonymous No.17829410]

>>17829238
>what can I search to see this story
>How testing failures allowed coronavirus to sweep the U.S.
for mention of us refusing the testing kits.
>Did Trump Administration Fire the US Pandemic Response Team?
For an explanation of how Bolton and Trump fired our Pandemic Response infrastructure.

We also were funding a program in China to contain new diseases and that got defunded by this administration too.

[Anonymous No.17829423]

>>17829370
wsb honestly feels more like old 4chan than /biz/ does and I've been here for 15 years

[Anonymous No.17829426]

>>17829381
Post ss

[Anonymous No.17829440]

>>17829401

>Implying i'm american

Lmao wing-cucks are you freaking retarded people, rope yourself

t. Facist.

[Anonymous No.17829443]

>>17829410
He's literally done better than almost all european leaders, by a lot.

[Anonymous No.17829444]

>>17828402
It is true that the plunge is not due to a loss of value of the stocks themselves, but waves of FUD causing fear and panic. The desire for stocks it still there, and the value underlying them can be propped up, even with the country being put on hold for several weeks.

But we gotta get past that point, first. A whole lot of bad can happen between now and then. I'm not a doom and gloomer, but this thing has shook free of any control and is raging loose. Gotta ride it out. I'm not in a position to profiteer off it, so I'm just in "survive this shitstorm" mode.

[Anonymous No.17829456]

>>17829310
>-324,045 Active Cases
Somebody fucked up an excel spreadsheet.

[Anonymous No.17829458]

>>17829090
Nice, Thanks.

[Anonymous No.17829465]

>>17828953
So buy GUSH?

[Anonymous No.17829471]

>>17829093

>but nobody could think step 3 is the best move, I cannot get into the head of that, I simply think there's something I don't understand, that is too retarded

It's not that they are forgetting public health, but that they are neglecting it.

You see any overnight efforts to build a mega-hospital like what China did?

No.

[Anonymous No.17829473]

ASX brokers are experiencing delayed trades.
The ASX cannot scale
The ASX is finished.

[Anonymous No.17829474]

>>17829310
> -324,045 active cases
corona victims are rising from the dead.

[Anonymous No.17829478]

>>17829262
Why the fuck would I care what some subhumans think? Most Jews are just fodder for their own tribal elites. They aren't let in on the secrets of the world; they're fed on the same diet of CIA media as the non-Jews.
None of Trump's policies have actually had a negative impact on Jews in America. Perceptions don't matter, only results.

[Anonymous No.17829485]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17829489]

>>17829326
I had DJI 3/20 24000 and I sold at the end of February...

[Anonymous No.17829498]

>>17829471
but I don't get why, nobody could think they're gonna solve the economic implications of this without solving the issues surrounding the disease, if we can see it how can they not

[Anonymous No.17829499]

>>17829370
They're a bunch of faggot b*lls lol
hope they're killing themselves en masse after this dump

[Anonymous No.17829506]

>>17829443
>He's literally done better than almost all european leaders, by a lot.
He's done better than almost all european leaders by a few days, mostly due to coincidence. To be clear, we are just as if not more fucked than Europe. Europe doesn't have half their population refusing to practice social distancing to own the libs and politicians too cowardly to call mandatory quarantines.

[Anonymous No.17829508]

>>17829485
Is this real?

[Anonymous No.17829509]

>>17828449
I don't think Ameritrade will even open an account for that little. And, if they do, I'd bet that their fee is around 10% of that, so why even bother? You're taking a 10% cut off any profit just making a trade.

[Anonymous No.17829512]

>>17829238

>I started this saying I'm too stupid, but even I don't get how somebody could do what those in power are

Have you considered the possibility that they already have the vaccine?

[Anonymous No.17829518]

>>17829426
I don't have any ss and this is a blue board

[Anonymous No.17829521]

>>17829474
On a scale of about 50x the confirmed deaths we ever had, truly incredible, I said in the last thread the only thing that can save this market is the second coming of Jesus, and here we fucking are.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17829526]

>>17829327
>>17829313
>>17829311
Just because you hate Israel, which I get and agree with, this does not mean the top military man of the "Death to America" country wasn't killing Americans and providing mines to people who were killing Americans, and doesn't mean that that same general fighting his OTHER ENEMIES means he was helping us. All of you need to get a clue. Done arguing about this now, because it doesn't matter, fact is, we aren't at war with Iran. They blinked (and humiliatingly shot down their own plane). That's a foreign policy win for Trump and you'd be a blind man to not see it.

[Anonymous No.17829532]

>>17829508
No. Someone fucked up a data entry for Vatican City and it through everything else off because the numbers auto update.

[Anonymous No.17829535]

JAPAN IS KILLED

[Anonymous No.17829558]

>>17829535
Yay my puts!

[Anonymous No.17829559]

>>17829535
Most Beta economy of them all, it's princess of the Yen

[Anonymous No.17829564]

>>17829532
>through
threw*

I get so much damn use out of this image it's ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.17829567]

>>17829509
TD doesn’t have fees anymore, but to that anon, make sure you have 6 months of bills saved

[Anonymous No.17829570]

>>17829310
Jack Chick was right!

[Anonymous No.17829574]

>>17829535
Australia is recovering.

[Anonymous No.17829577]

>>17829526

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/middle_east/hezbollah-says-retribution-for-soleimanis-death-must-target-us-military-not-civilians/2020/01/05/50869828-2e62-11ea-bffe-020c88b3f120_story.html

Cope harder right-wing cuck lmao

[Anonymous No.17829589]

>>17829506
Leftist politicians in countries like germany, sweden and the uk refuse to do much about the virus. They've consistently downplayed the urgency of it and are still toying with the idea of herd immunity.
>a few days
They may keep up their lunacy indefinately.
>libs
You're leftists.

[Anonymous No.17829600]

>>17829509
The account is already open. I'm saying that's what I've got in that account. Because my robinhood is low and I don't have funds for it right now, and I'm not willing to sell off my Continental stocks at such a huge loss.

[Anonymous No.17829605]

>>17829273
How could he kill shart in marts when he was never in shartistan? Explain that, dumbo

[Anonymous No.17829610]

>>17828987
>US leadership can't be this incompetent
have you seen the president? it's full on clown world

[Anonymous No.17829613]

>>17829498

Because to them, the stock market falling is a more important statistic than people dropping dead.

How else could you explain the lackluster response from January onwards?

First world nations were flying their "citizens" out of the fucking red zone and not shutting down travel for internationals.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17829615]

>>17829577
Confusing Hezbollah and Iran is some low tier stupid, also where is that retribution? Where's it at? Exactly.

[Anonymous No.17829620]

>>17829526
>They blinked
They bombarded one of our bases and Trump covered up the casualties so that we could blink while saving face, even though anyone actually paying attention has noted the ongoing reports of casualties linked to the retaliatory strike.

[Anonymous No.17829626]

>>17829526
>Just because you hate Israel,
>supports a Nazi

you cant make this shit up.

[Anonymous No.17829628]

>>17829326
there was literally no way to predict this unless you have insider info, staying out was the right move

[Anonymous No.17829629]

>>17829615

>He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.17829632]

>>17829613
but he couldn't possibly think he's gonna stop the disease's effects on the market without focusing on the disease
I just don't get it

[Anonymous No.17829636]

>>17829535
>bears thought we would hit 2 circuit breakers
>japan stabilized at -1%

surprise, it's a nothing burger. new flu that will be gone in 6 months.

[Anonymous No.17829640]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17829641]

>>17829605

[Anonymous No.17829651]

>>17829626
>>supports a Nazi
Who? Trump? What?

[Anonymous No.17829662]

>>17829615
They just wasted some Americans and a Brit like last week and we can't do shit about it. I can't believe I bought 100 SNSS on the advice of a brainwashed trumpnigger

[Anonymous No.17829670]

>>17829640
See
>>17829532

[Anonymous No.17829671]

>>17829640
Oh it finally mutated into the the T-Virus

[Anonymous No.17829672]

Nikkei is about to hit green. Put holders are going to commit suicide on mass on Monday. Market has stabilized. The futures limit down was an overreaction. The fed and Trump will save America and destroy this fake democratic generated crisis.

[Anonymous No.17829678]

>>17829262
Shut the fuck up. They play both sides so they are the only ones on stage, nigger. Back to rreddit.

[Anonymous No.17829680]

>>17829632

The disease didn't affect the market until recently though.

[Anonymous No.17829681]

>>17829577
>posts a wp link
>calls someone else a cuck
Leftypol's desperate, insecure projection is always hilarious.

[Anonymous No.17829688]

>>17828987
Trump was saying the virus was a libtard hoax like a week ago

[Anonymous No.17829697]

>>17829672
You're a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.17829702]

>>17829508
anti-pope resurrecting corona zombies in the vatican.

[Anonymous No.17829710]

>>17829672
>The fed and Trump will save America and destroy this fake democratic generated crisis.
>10 year down 0.25% and falling.

kek

[Anonymous No.17829714]

>>17829478
Jews are anti-white, and trump's not nearly as "pro-immigration" as the dems. If you're not a leftypol shill, you're too hung-up on israel, dude.

[Anonymous No.17829716]

>>17829628
Someone could have predicted it, because this started last fall, in China. If you'd been pessimistic and assumed the US gov would fuck up on this scale, you could have prepared.

[Anonymous No.17829721]

>>17828923
What happens to calls and puts if trading options is suspended? Or if the markets are temporarily shut down?

[Anonymous No.17829722]

>>17829681

Want the real speech then? You will call me Leftypol anyway, what is your point?

[Anonymous No.17829730]

>>17829702
They already fucking fixed it. 1 case in the Vatican. Nobody dead yet.

[Anonymous No.17829737]

>>17828158
> what is the entire food industry
Ya I'll just login to my laptop and use that to manage a team of sanitation works that will use their laptops/desktops to clean a beef slaughterhouse, that will totally work.

[Anonymous No.17829744]

>>17829716
was talking about monday opening but ok

[Anonymous No.17829761]

>>17829714

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-48656431

>The absolute state of MIGAtards

[Anonymous No.17829808]

>>17829730
meh. zombie apocalypse canceled.

[Anonymous No.17829817]

>>17829714
Trump is exactly as pro-immigration as the Democrats, he just pushes for legal immigration so low-IQ conservatives think that he's against immigration.

[Anonymous No.17829826]

>>17829626
You're using a word made up by a kike,

[Anonymous No.17829828]

>>17829672
>Market has stabilized.
This is suicide levels of hopium. The herd is in control right now, and it's headed for the cliff at full speed.

I would not be surprised at another 10-20% drop this week. The fear and uncertainty is just starting to sink in with the general public, and every day, the eventual full quarantine is creeping closer, which probably needs to happen. Which most people aren't prepared for, in any way.

Don't get me wrong, i wish you were right. But you're not. We're nowhere near stability.

[Anonymous No.17829829]

>>17829808
>tfw it was prevented

[Anonymous No.17829837]

>>17829817
Hehe where else are we going to get cheap latina sluts to impregnate and dump back on the market you dumbfuck.

[Anonymous No.17829849]

>>17829721
I have no idea, honestly. I just googled it and apparently you can still exercise the option even if trading is halted, but that could take a lot of money depending on the stock. If you had the money to exercise the option and did it I guess you wouldn't lose money from the option expiring.

[Anonymous No.17829867]

>>17827893
That's pretty much my life anyway. Ain't so bad.

[Anonymous No.17829866]

>>17829829
cant believe hes still alive
he must be seething

[Anonymous No.17829884]

>>17829672
Screenshotted for monday nigga

[Anonymous No.17829895]

>>17827999
Your money is safe in the bank. Things aren't THAT bad for now.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17829906]

Somehow, Bernie is losing this debate against Biden tonight.

[Anonymous No.17830030]

>>17829325
Smacked in to limit diwn shortly after open.

[Anonymous No.17830056]

>>17828890
Thanks. I am more of a cryptofag and never have played with options. Been reading about them for a few weeks, so am prepared to give it a whirl.
What do you think about inverse ETFs like shorting S&P - SPSX (bear 3x) for example

[Anonymous No.17830138]

>>17829906
One on one Biden is a good debater. People seem to forget he utterly destroyed Paul Ryan.

[Anonymous No.17830173]

>>17828890
are you expecting the premium to rise on these contracts, and to sell them before expiration?

[Anonymous No.17830181]

Currently watching NIKKEI on google
Is there a better place to track this?

[Anonymous No.17830194]

>>17830138
I remember that, it was what really stopped Romney from winning IIRC.

[Anonymous No.17830241]

new
>>17827776
>>17827776

[Anonymous No.17830279]

>>17829187
I did. :D in FAZ.

[Anonymous No.17830345]

>>17829817
Not close, shill. Conversely, dems want completely open borders.

[fucktripfags No.17830419]

>>17827810
>>17827810
>>17827810
new

[Anonymous No.17830431]

>>17829849
Thanks for taking the time to try to answer... I too have been looking around, but can't really find any information. I think I will have to call my brokerage tomorrow. But I really do think that Trump cares so much about the stock market that he will suspend trading of options or suspend trading altogether somehow, to try to stop the fall.