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>> No.17842043
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yotsuba a shit
stock market a shit
orange a shit

>> No.17842048

i mean, i could always invest my money in my business, but that's no fun

>> No.17842055

losers play with numbers on a screen. I'll just enjoy the brass falling through my fingers. Get fucked.

>> No.17842056
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Are we actually hitting breakers today or no?

>> No.17842059
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Yotsuba a cute
everything will be OK

>> No.17842061

>he sold the bottom

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I fucking hope so

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Please god let it go red today, i can only jerk off when the world is burning around me nowdays

>> No.17842076

>peak panic
That's July or November. Possibly both if we get the pandemic peak in July and then Trump wins in November because Bernie and Biden died of COVID-19 or something equally stupid and godawful.

>> No.17842078
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its ogre

>> No.17842079
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thoughts on etoro?

>> No.17842080

I hate how weak my hands are. I bought puts five minutes before close on Friday but instantly lost $500 and continued to lose more every millisecond. Got scared and sold at a loss. I'm still up majorly this month, but I'm pretty sure that could have been my best win yet if I didn't sell. I honestly kinda deserve that for going against the common rule of not buying options at EOD when volatility is the highest.

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>> No.17842088
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I'm out at the bell bros
I'm not holding bags for 3-5 years

>> No.17842089

What happens to PUT/CALL orders if the stock market is shut down or suspended?

>> No.17842095
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Reminder that 30 years later Japan still hasn't hit the numbers they touched in the late 80s.

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>> No.17842103

orange ya glad?

>> No.17842105

Thinking of buy gold/silver in the short run.

>> No.17842109

I miss bear posting, when everyones a bear the bears get less smug :(

>> No.17842114

Good time to buy in now? I plan to do monthly 1k purchases for the next 35 years until I retire

>> No.17842117

The candle must burn.

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>> No.17842127

noob here

is it gonna be a blood bath today?

>> No.17842132

/r/personalfinance and /r/investing are telling me to keep calm and hold, so that's exactly what I'll be doing. Don't think I'll be trusting a bunch of NEET virgins from 4chan over prudent financial professionals from Reddit, no sir

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>> No.17842136
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posting in epic bread

>> No.17842137

nigga we're starting almost 10% down you really got to ask

>> No.17842149
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>AMD up +10% during day
>AMD down -10% premarket
Fuck aftermarket kikes.

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>> No.17842159
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I dun geddit. Market only goes up?

>> No.17842162

>the 40 year bag holder

>> No.17842163

It already is

>> No.17842168
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>Please remain and hold the bags i promise i'll be right back

Gotta love that advice

>> No.17842170

I mean if you're gonna do what you said, sure. Market conditions are a moot point to you.

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>> No.17842177

Oil down almost 10% at 29.xx

>> No.17842182


I would wait until any new enforcement action from the US government hits, at a minimum
the market most certainly hasn't priced in a nationwide quarantine just yet

>> No.17842185

haha hopefully btc goes down

>> No.17842191

someone will come out on top of this shit one day and will be revered as a god

>> No.17842206

Aye but i goes up in reverse when it turns red.

>> No.17842207

When will they completely shut the NY subway and London Underground?

>> No.17842213
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>> No.17842217

Genuinely happy how low the stocks are getting, going to start building a new dividend growth portfolio in march.

Which shares are you watching, lads?

My main ones:

Games Workshop
Countryside Properties

>> No.17842218

When to sell SQQQ ? How high can it go really

>> No.17842221
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I don't think it will be
I think I gotta sell my macdolan and microsoft and maybe costco... sell low or be a bag holder, damn doomers

>> No.17842222

It's ok though, those fuckers live like 35 years longer than the average Western bagholder.
Can't wait to see BOJ get fucked. They own like 50% of the stocks over there.
I wonder what economic chaos in Japan looks like.

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bought this on friday at 51€, was at 95€ 1 hour ago, now at 75€. should I hold?
Their portfolio is looking juicy, it's a german company that got a government contract for 10k respirators and are also market leaders in gas masks and protective clothing

>> No.17842225

You mean like FUCKING ANTHONY who lost 1/2 a million.

>> No.17842226

and they never will, just like DOW ever hitting 28k again is a pipe dream, it's a Bubble on a Bubble in another Bubble

>> No.17842227
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Did...did you think stonks went up?

>> No.17842232

few days i guess

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>> No.17842237

>revered as a god
Their brain will be pulled out through their nose, their organs harvested, and their body dumped in a cave in the desert nobody will ever find?

>> No.17842245

even seoul hasnt shut the subway down

>> No.17842246

Cure on the horizon by Aussie lab. Have hope!

>> No.17842249

A norf post if ever I saw one lad.

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>> No.17842270
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b-but markets only go up...

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>> No.17842283

They'd just lock down the city at that point

>> No.17842292

it literally never even reached its crash bottom till 2015

>> No.17842300

All the dump experienced is likely only half of the total dump, at minimum. It has quite a bit of room to grow

>> No.17842303

who else here DGX, LH, QGEN, TMO bulls?

>> No.17842307

>Some chink want to eat pangolin with his bat soup
>Whole economy crash with no survivor

I never asked for this

>> No.17842308

>I can't time the market!

>> No.17842312

They will wait for things to start getting really bad, so that the news of people dying is scarier than the news of shutting the subway. Shutting the subway now, while best for public health, would upset the markets further. Proper precautions cannot be taken because money is more important than people.

>> No.17842313

Whats the worse percent change you've seen? My favorites:

>SPCE down 70% from ATH
>BA down 57% since last year's top
>JBLU down 54% this month

>> No.17842315

Kek, saw a thing online where some financial genius said that Apple should buy Disney. Pipe dream man. Apple missed the ride when Jobs was still alive and when Disney shares were a hell of a lot cheaper than today. Even with the virus shit effecting it the stock was still cheaper. P.S - DIS at under 94 a pop right now.

>> No.17842317

I put in an order for some TVIX stock last night because I didn't think the VIX would change much until US markets opened, only to see that it's gone from +15% to +30% already. Will the VIX still go up more today or should I cancel that shit?

>> No.17842324

Oh my sweet summer child.

>> No.17842330
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I tried warning you, bullbros. I wasn't even smug at all. I'm sorry about what is going to happen in 2 hours.

>> No.17842344

At premarket levels for spy and qqq we will hit the first 7% break immediately upon open. 13% isnt far past 10%. Would only need to drop a further 3% from here.

>> No.17842345
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I fucking LOOOOOOVE SPCE i've made so much money off that stock

>> No.17842348


Y...you don't know what's going to happen...stock market is gambling..!!! You only got lucky! It's not like italy spain and all of europe shutting down had anything to do with this bobo!!!

>> No.17842358
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it's over

>> No.17842363

So how far down we going today?
We gonna hit 20K on the DOW?

>> No.17842366

yea, that's retarded. I'm pretty sure some members of the government attempted to block disney's acquisition of fox. For apple, an already powerful multi-brand megacorporation, to buy another powerful multi-brand megacorporation like Disney would absolutely be blocked by anti-trust laws.

>> No.17842367
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Crash and burn.

>> No.17842368
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gold and oil still going down
someone needs to step in and buy
where is the cash

>> No.17842375

Don't remind me of Yotsuba. Miku is best and deserved it most.
Also I already said stock market was gonna crash on thursday

>> No.17842382
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Well, I certainly hope so but last week we hit the futures breaker and never got close to the 2nd breaker sadly.

I have said for a long time that I would buy at 20k on the DOW. Do you think I should wait a little longer?

>> No.17842385

ok I'm gonna hold, it's literally the only stock in Germany right now that's making profit

>> No.17842395
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VB and a cheese and Vegemite sandwich isn't a real cure, my friend.

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And making more today

>> No.17842399

Should I short? More downside incoming or are we through yet? Implied open -9.5%...

>> No.17842402

Can't believe it's happening. Can't buy my guns across the border now.

>> No.17842403

Should I sell my 3/20s today or on Friday?
My AMD puts got triggered into ITM today

>> No.17842405

Are the bulls done praying yet?

>> No.17842406

for me it's nino

>> No.17842407
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Why wait until Thursday when we can crash Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday?

>> No.17842414

how long do you normaly keep your puts before selling on a stock like SPCE that plummets in a predictable rate

>> No.17842415

Be careful out buyers. Make sure you exit before it gets too bad.

>> No.17842423
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visa or master card?

>> No.17842424

Nino is the best

>> No.17842425

people are going to buy oil eventually, not sure about gold though, that shit ridic

>> No.17842434


How can it be implied 9.5%, futures halt at 5%

>> No.17842440

> tfw too brainlet to meaningfully understand inverse daily rebalance
All I understand is buying SQQQ right now is somehow a bad play because today's drop is already priced in and tomorrow's dead cat bounce will somehow get rebalance in?
I feel as though I am getting memed on

>> No.17842442

Meant I said it on last thursday mate.

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>> No.17842449

am i reading this correctly, you only buy puts and calls that expire like the next week after your purchase date?

>> No.17842453

Always enter a position having your exit in mind. For most of those transactions, I just picked a sell point, set it, and it hit it the same day or the next.

>> No.17842454

in ten years they may not even exist.

>> No.17842459

Premarket is open

>> No.17842460

What if gold just ceases to be considered valuable by generations of people who have never even heard of a gold standard let alone believe in one? the BUY GOLD crowd is getting old as death and there isn't a replacement generation.

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honestly I can't believe that I get to witness not just one, but multiple breaker trips at open with you guys
it's oddly comfy

>> No.17842468

you know I'm fine with that, but fucking Yotsuba !?

>> No.17842472
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is gold done for
all those Spanish treasure galleons and new world exploitation mean nothing?

I kind of want to buy some under 1500... tempted

>> No.17842476

w-what is going to happen?

>> No.17842480
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> Crash after crash after crash

It's been two weeks that the Stock Market is crashing but still nothing.



>> No.17842481

>why yes I do like getting drugged by a vile bitch, how could you tell?

>> No.17842487

Those were all calls and puts expiring march 20. I bought the calls when it was FOMO pumping, the puts after it was clear fomo had died

>> No.17842488

SILVER 17% down

>> No.17842489
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This is bad ain’t it?

>> No.17842491

And all of this time the Bank of Japan has been directly buying stocks to prop it up.
I wonder if they would have been better off just letting it hit rock bottom and built it from there again.

At the moment it's an impossible thought, but DOW might pull off a similar move.
If the debt crisis turns out to be bad enough, then you can basically say that the US consumer spending is fucked for the next 10-15 years minimum.
Then there's the fact that pensions are going to get cut to shit when there are no returns from the market, which will rape boomers entirely as a generation and kill the housing market.
US might very well be heading to becoming Japan 2.0.

>> No.17842493

Oh, 8 thought premarket and futures were interchangeable terms. What's the breakers limit for premarket ?

>> No.17842494

u retard
if you buy on open, you are expecting it go down more
so once the circuit breakers trip and you buy it
you are buying at -20%
you should have bought on friday
so that you can get the 20% gains

>> No.17842507
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How do you measure the priced in drop in a leveraged short etf?

>> No.17842508
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there are sirens outside

>> No.17842516

virgin orbit needs an ipo, that company just reeks of warbucks

>> No.17842519
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>Silver down 18%
Wtf is happening
Its all crashing

>> No.17842520

>Oh, 8 thought premarket and futures were interchangeable terms


>> No.17842522

so your strategy isnt to time the profit gains, just sell at a specific time?

>> No.17842525

Buy my shiney metal!

>> No.17842527

Is DB okay?

>> No.17842539

Thoughts on etoro?

>> No.17842543

Pick a profit point, don't get too greedy.

>> No.17842548

Banks are getting margin called and running out of liquidity, they're selling everything

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>> No.17842563

I kind of suspect exactly that us happening
I mean "gold us valuable in times of crisis" is an actual meme in the true meaning of the word: a sort of tiny perpetuating cultural myth whose basis is purely tradition rather than fact

>> No.17842564

ahahahahahah why did I buy some of this shit in my ira ahahahaha fuck

Might finally buy some rounds/eagles

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It's because the zoomers are buying made up fake internet gold instead of real gold
crypto did this
plus they aren't getting married or buying their girlfriends jewelry because they're all gay and spend all their money on opiates

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>Nobody believes the happening is real because it isn't instant movie tier armageddon

I love your sense of humor god

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This truly is the end times lads

>> No.17842579

He said "premarket was open". I thought that premarket and the futures were the same thing.

>> No.17842584

>not buying pandas

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I don't know which is worse: Silver under 13 or oil under 30

>> No.17842607

>not buying maple leafs

>> No.17842616

Well it's that it's already up in premarket hours

>> No.17842618
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what can i salvage from these today?

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>> No.17842624

so what longs are actually worth holding...?

>> No.17842625

Eagles are useful for collecting spent brass, will come handy when the looting starts.

>> No.17842627


peak panic will be may

>> No.17842630
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this isnt fun anymore, i want the green line going up to come back

>> No.17842633

I' waiting for a gap down tomorrow ( I'm also in $40 AMD puts expiry this Friday)

>> No.17842635

silver, because oil can easily rebound. silver is going to take forever to recover.

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Is this the clown that tried to short Beyond Meat?

>> No.17842657

its over boys

>> No.17842658

I'm sorry for your loss.

>> No.17842663

im with you anon

>> No.17842668

>beyond meat
I dont know what either of these things are

>> No.17842670
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Europe is literally quarantined
Reservists are getting called in
Borders are all closed
Hospitals are full with people
Markets empty
Literally anything else is closed

At this rate looting will start in ten days.

>> No.17842671

They'll probably open at a price that you can make some money on due to the increase in bear volatility

>> No.17842673

You're actually a tourist and need to stay in cash until this is over

>> No.17842681

The problem with gold is that it’s historically been used as a store of value during state collapse, not during global collapse. If you can’t slip away with your gold during the night before the day of the rope, it’s worthless. Since there’s no where to slip away to anymore, it’s similarly worthless.

And paper gold upends the concept to begin with.

>> No.17842682

INO is going up

>> No.17842684


i pity people with money in mutual funds

>> No.17842688

couldnt it go up futher though?

>> No.17842690

You had to buy SQQQ friday and sell right now in premarket. You always have to predict the market for this type of play

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Neither did he

>> No.17842697

markets empty? look pretty full to me. But then again, I don't live in Italy

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maybe we should just re-bury it at this point
return it to the earth gods so that they will call off the plaguerino

that's like 2 months from now
they already cancelled all the sports, and quarantined everything
I don't see how people will get any more panicked eight weeks from now

>> No.17842702

Oh that kind of etf in my country is up only 4% now.

>> No.17842710

>beyond meat
anyone who tried it knew it was nothing more than a fad or meme. it tastes awful.

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>> No.17842730

It's mashed peas. But a lot of mashed peas, with oils. Makes u gassy.

>> No.17842736

Seriously consider suicide

I don't think we will be Japan , we don't have those demos

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they'll get more panicked when the news is not about sports cancelation but lack of beds for the infected

we are far from peak virus nigga.

plus the people in mutual funds will have a delay so they can take their money. 1w-2m delay

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In all sincerity and honesty, I'm scared. I've never seen anything like this in my 30 years of life and don't know what to do while I sit at home and watch the market collapse every fucking day as it seems like the entire world is shutting down. I don't know what to do or how to feel.

>> No.17842754

I have a Draeger CO2 monitor for work, it doesn't work.

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it might rubber band hard though
like once the selling stops, a little bit of buying pressure could take us back over 1600. and from there, who knows
I haven't bought any new gold (just long term physical holding), but I'm still tempted to grab some paper gold if it keeps going down and see what happens

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>well-known, blue-chip companies with good p/e ratios and debt getting annihilated
>the only refuge from this crisis are black magic inverse leveraged ETFs

someone must be responsible for this

>> No.17842761

>would be
>not am
Your red flag, ladies and gentlemen. Never trust a Trump.

>> No.17842763

Are they still floating in 100's of boatloads of Africans every minute? Some work must continue, even in tough times.

>> No.17842766

COMPLETE lockdown on movement, noone will be allowed to get out of their homes.

>> No.17842768

Pretty much
I was not old enough 2008 so this is my first real crash.

>> No.17842770

Epic bacon image!

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>> No.17842777

fat slut

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bloody monday incoming

>> No.17842792
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Futures are an asset class, like stocks, but not traded on the NYSE. They have a premarket trading window like stocks do, but different hours. he was saying the futures are already down before stock trading begins, which is indicative of the stock market is crashing hard today

IDK what the circuit levels for futures are, but here are the stock ones. Hope that helps

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>> No.17842807

The problem is the market think a Beyond = Incredible Burger

The incredible burger is made from plants that have been genetically modified to bleed plant blood
Beyond is just the shitty veggie burgers that have been around for decades but they're capitalizing off Impossible's slowness

>> No.17842809

I feel fucking exhilarated but then again, im a massive loser who just wants everyone else to suffer as much as I do.

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bacon borger

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I just spoke to one of friends who is a big titty school principal, she just told me that her kids probably won't return to school physically until early 2021. Holy shit brahs.

>> No.17842819
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Bought 419 shares (4$ short for 420) of RDS.A @ 12$.
Going to lock this up and check back in a few months.
Likely it will go down even further.
Perhaps because they will anounce that they're lowering dividends, which would be for the first time since WW2.
But it's already low as fuck and the company is one of the more stable ones in the oil industry.

Can't go wrong but keeping my fingers crossed.

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Nobody cares/knows desu.
Looks like some Korean stuff

>> No.17842826

even in 2008 the world didn't fucking collapse, dude. it was some fiscal bullshit not a doomsday virus from batman

>> No.17842827

Quick what euro shorts do I buy before us market opens biz!
I was too late to buy on close friday..

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>> No.17842833

Index ETFs have no halting

>> No.17842835

Nobody has ever seen anything like this. This is a completely unique set of circumstances. Just hope the collapse is orderly and the rebuild swift with lessons learned.

Til then, buckle up, do what you can to insulate yourself from risks you can't afford, and just live your life, even if your life is just binging netflix for a few months while the world grinds into a twilight zone around you.

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long VIX

>> No.17842840

If you don't know what futures are you don't belong in this thread you belong on investopedia

>> No.17842843

post her big tiddys

>> No.17842849

Yeah, I'm getting real sick of your lot. Some of us actually want to live and be happy, okay? Sorry you're a coward who is also too much of a pussy to have ended it already themselves.

>> No.17842850

ummm why is gold also dropping? i thought it was a safe from this shit

>> No.17842853

God fucking damn it this artist has the worst example of sameface

>> No.17842861

Newbie here.

How long till s&p and dj opens?

Is closing at -7% a big deal in dow jones?

>> No.17842866

Lads they're going to close the stock market.

>> No.17842876

Nonsense if you ask me. Countries would use the nuclear option before that happens. Force everyone to stay home for a month. After which the spread stops and the virus slowly phases out.

>> No.17842882

what happens if the stock market closes before I can sell all the inverse ETF stocks I ordered at open

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silver is at $12 and hasn't found any support yet

>> No.17842887

What a time to grow up.
There was lots of happenings when I was a kid, but it all felt so far away like Waco, the OKC bombing and the LA riots but those things seemed so far away. Now they've crept into your home.

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Id like to say I do not give a shit about the world beyond money, but Im stuck in an African country with all flights canceled and being the de facto hostage of the local gouvernment now.

>> No.17842894

Did you buy them today or firday at close?

>> No.17842904

dow wont close at -7%

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What did she mean by this?

>> No.17842914

Gold exchanges are about to be shuttered for months. Do you HONESTLY want to get stuck with an asset you can't convert into cash on the fly during a period where your income will be either nonexistent or shot to shit?

>> No.17842915

>Is closing at -7% a big deal in dow jones?
4 weeks ago? Yes
Now? Just a normal day at Wall Street. The line for suicides starts over there.

>> No.17842917

I wonder about the advantage of holding XOM or RDS.A despite the oil price decline, considering that the top oil companies are profitable at lower oil prices while everyone else dies

>> No.17842924


There'd be more panic if the market closed, lol they won't close it, the country would become so chaotic.

>> No.17842926

Bears are too complacent. Face melting bear rally incoming this week.

>> No.17842929

>Is closing at -7%

breh we're going to hit -7% within 15 minutes

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I believe in Donald J. Trump. I'm buying calls today

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This market crash is the best thing that could happen. It will drag everyone down. Finally everyone will suffer like me, I am happy at last.

>> No.17842936

Bred to suffer and born to die
We have taught the plants to know pain

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Just an update from a bong in Bongland about what the government is advising all citizens to do

Wash your hands, sing happy birthday and get herd immunity please

This was a message sponsored by the BBC.

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I don't know if they've ever closed the stock markets during a time when lev/inv ETFs existed.
it might be a big problem if they did, because those ETFs are constructed using futures contracts.

what country are you in and why?

>> No.17842943

>Some of us actually want to live and be happy, okay?

Tell that to the chinks that work in sweatshops so your money is worth anything

>> No.17842944

The big players that have been hoarding gold for the past year are liquidating to cover their positions

>> No.17842945

>big titty school principal

gonna need some pics brah

>> No.17842947


anyone know a good place to commission memes?

i made a promise i'd do it if my put survived until today

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>> No.17842965

>and get herd immunity please
Doesn't that involve over 90% of the country falling ill?

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>> No.17842971

Just burn your money.

>> No.17842979

is it worth it to buy inverse ETF's at open or should i hope and wait for another fed pump first

>> No.17842980

I wish I you could buy memes on the stock exchange

>> No.17842985

I see. My country stocks (ibx) are closing daily at -14%, still not sure how we didnt exploded yet

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>up 60% this morning
just stop i can only get so erect

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>Silver at 11.8
Closed its borders overnight and all foreigners are now stuck here. Could be worse though. I enjoy the beach and wait for an airlift out.

>> No.17842994

>chinks that work in sweatshops so your money is worth anything

none of this is my fault. no one came to my house and asked me if i thought enslaving chinks to make sneakers was okay, pretty sure no one gave a shit what my opinion was ever.

>> No.17842999

Seoul is also testing literally everyone, asymptomatic or not, and issued preemptive quarantines weeks ago. There would never have been a need to shut their rails down because they did the right thing and started rounding up all the asymptomatic dumbfucks acting as vectors instead of telling people to enjoy St Paddys Day at Red Robin because freedum.

>> No.17843005


if you think it s worth to buy inverse etfs at open of a day like today you should study what the fuck you are putting money into

it does not work like you think it does

>> No.17843006

Will they actually close the markets? And if so what happens when they do open again?

>> No.17843010

GUSH to 0

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UK electricity consumption was down to just 21GW yesterday morning. It very rarely dips below 26GW

>> No.17843015

i had $20,000 in silver...HAD...

>> No.17843017

Anon we're not closing at -7, we're opening at -10 or worse.

>> No.17843021

-10% spx

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>> No.17843027

shit scammy exchange

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I can't imagine being away from home in a time like this. Even if I was somewhere civilized. Africa, even northern Africa, no way

>> No.17843032

They want 60% of the country at least to get infected, so that the least vulnerable are infected and the most have a buffer zone to make sure they don’t get infected

>> No.17843041

>peak panic
not now

that comes later

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>> No.17843043

>that one guy who had his sell limit at 40,000
Poor guys been waiting for it for 30 years

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>> No.17843049

not until things are literally falling apart
the US won't seriously implement quarantines until too late, and even then they're likely to be non-effective and localized only

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>> No.17843058

did yuo run all your pictures through waifu2x or something why are they all blurry

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Remember men, it's just money. We're probably gonna bounce today but get ready to reload your puts at the top. And don't be surprised if President Trump figures out a way to stop /ES from dipping under 2350 or so between now and November. Fuck if I know how but I'd almost put money on it. It's in the air.

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I would say they could have prevented it, but that would be a lie. It's not in their nature.

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>> No.17843073

Wouldn't the least vulnerable just act as carriers for the virus, then?

>> No.17843074

Well, all I can do is hope gold recovers within the next several decades. Fortunately I was already poor so it’s only a couple thousand, haha...

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>> No.17843078

why shitty? why scammy?

>> No.17843086

>entire world is shutting down
Businesses are opening back up in China. It's business as usual after a month. People act like the world is going to end. That everyone will somehow die with a <10% death rate, all elderly and/or immunocompromised. That nobody will see opportunity. That businesses will just give up. That everyone will refuse to work. Fucking trade grocery and general retail stocks. How much money you think walmart made selling cleaning supplies, water, and toilet paper this week alone?

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>> No.17843090

I'll still hold lol

>> No.17843096

>using robinhood

>> No.17843098

you know why

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>Businesses are opening back up in China. It's business as usual after a month
People are getting re-infected

>> No.17843102

>Businesses are opening back up in China
No they're not.

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>> No.17843114

hes right tho, this is a good time to buy at a bargain. you have to think long term

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>Throw money at the virus that will work!

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Who's ready to buy blue chip cheapies to dump when orange man has his next CEO blowjob press conference?

>> No.17843119

doesn't matter, short squeeze of the decade
I love that he went back and deleted that tweet!

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>> No.17843136

Obesity is a major risk factor for complications
America is going to have the highest death rate this side of the third world

>> No.17843141

have you heard of search engines, anon?

>> No.17843144


Oh god this guys back, LOL YOURE BACK. Why are you so clueless, people are making bank right now because they're shorting based on the economy crashing, jump on board or go broke bull cuck

>> No.17843153

i got EUO not sure what else there is

>> No.17843154

how did you buy at 12$ if its worth 27$ ?

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thanks man! that's pretty good. lucky i opened the thread again

>> No.17843158

All the gold and silver are sold out. What the FUCK.

>> No.17843160

Also spring break vacations are canceled or not?

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>old people and fat people die

oh noooooo what will we do bros...

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Should I sell my 24k of now very ITM SPY puts at open or not?

>> No.17843173

>It's business as usual after a month.
Stop saying this dumb shit. Kids are still taking online classes instead of going to school in China.
Some places they still can't go outside much.

>> No.17843175

His honorable great great grandchildren will one day be able to complete that trade and bring peace to the salaryman's spirit.
But until that day comes, he's haunting the family home as a pink ghost.

>> No.17843177

my uni extended spring break until the end of the month

>> No.17843181

Could our actual status be counted as a crash? Which numbers we need to be able to say "it crashed"?

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>> No.17843193

Is now the time for Fear?

>> No.17843194

Practically the entire Western world is fat, America is just a little fatter

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Not my policy. Ask the British Government. They haven’t been communicating shit to schools or teachers. Currently our Union is trying to gather more information on WHY they’re doing the stuff they’re doing.

>> No.17843204

any guaranteed puts?

>> No.17843207

How big are we taking anon?

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82 minutes until the open

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>> No.17843219

Bailout when?

>> No.17843220


People are incredibly in denial, meanwhile economists are predicting a massive contraction in the chinese economy for the first quarter, the rest of the world will follow.

>> No.17843222



the threads will continue until the pain ends


>> No.17843223

lol people snatchiing it up while the price is cheap

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Weimar is here, when is the next Hitler?

>> No.17843228

well it's certainly a lot better now than when he wrote that

TZA and SRTY got wayyyyy too expensive pre market

>> No.17843229

I'm selling and going long within the first hour of trading, very likely. Been holding puts since Feb. 13. but I'm done, everyone is a fucking bear now.

>> No.17843230

It doesn't crash until I say it crashes.

>> No.17843241

So thousands of people partying togheter? Lol all dead by the end of april.

>> No.17843245

My stupid broker is fucking down.
Wat do

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Nau thait comes laiter

>> No.17843258

New Hitler is just building up to the failed Beer Hall Putsch now, it hasn't even begun.

>> No.17843264

guaranteed puts are puts which are set overnight bruh

>> No.17843332

They factually are.


Lel maybe

Trading options and buying cheapies. But if you keep your short for longer than a month or two you're gonna go broke.

>> No.17843370

shouldnt the "ancap" zoomer be a regular boomer defending his retirement account

>> No.17843383


still at denial

peak fear is when the media will be all over hospitals

>> No.17843397

Well no shit, look at the population density. It'll be like that in NY and CA and Disney world as well, but for the rest of the nation it wont be that bad. It'll suck for a few weeks, maybe a couple months or so, then recovery, then business as usual. It's not the fucking end of the world.

>> No.17843400

>DAX -9%

>> No.17843414

Ancaps don't say Keynesian garbage like that.

>> No.17843435


Deflationary spiral, all debt and all savings will simultaneously disappear

>> No.17843448

Should i take a 3% loan and buy a 5-6% monopoly fibre infrastructure stock while keeping half my capital in cash (in case it drops by 50%) and earn the difference?

>> No.17843455

Not in britbong land where getting heard immunity thanks boris

>> No.17843482

>bought DUST at $10
feels good man

>> No.17843526

wait up, i just sold 90k of VTSAX to get out of the market but it doesn't actually sell until 4pm??? so doesn't this mean i risk getting royally fucked by selling it if the market crashes today?

>> No.17843532

Chink Stalin is going to make that nigger eat a bullet. Let's face it, the world "and the future will belong solely to the stronger eastern nation."

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How safe is a Vix call for today boyos?

>> No.17843575

>r/personalfinance and /r/investing are telling me to keep calm and hold,
When normies urge calm, sell.
When normies panic sell, buy.

>> No.17843657


bump please i got like an hour to fix this

>> No.17843679

I’m gonna hire Ito to make this comic

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>> No.17843739

Post in new thread

>> No.17844067

the worse it gets the more i buy

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