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>> No.17859357

>Respond to the market close sir?
KEK

>> No.17859358
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APOLOGIZE

>> No.17859359

Be real with me /biz/, how bad is tomorrow going to be?

>> No.17859361

its closed? why new thread

>> No.17859364
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post yfw -13%

>> No.17859365

DUDE JUST BUY THE DIP LMFAO

GET FUCKING REKT STUPID DUMBFUCKS

>> No.17859368

stock line went down :O

>> No.17859371

THE DOW IS 359 POINTS AWAY FROM WIPING OUT ALL GAINS SINCE TRUMP'S INAUGURATION ON JANUARY 20, 2017

>> No.17859372
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BULLKEKS RIGHT NOW

>> No.17859376
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history

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_stock_market_crash#Black_Monday_2020

>> No.17859377
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17859377

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

IT ALL COMES

TUMBLING DOWN

TUMBLING DOWN

TUMBLING DOWN

>> No.17859378

"The market will take care of itself"

WE'RE SAVED!

>> No.17859379

IT WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF ANON

>> No.17859380
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SHOULD I BUY THE DIP?

>> No.17859384

It didn't even fall by 13%, lmaoing @ you sad pathetic fucks.

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>> No.17859388
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
jk it's fine

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>>17859364

>> No.17859390
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Accumulate REFR

>> No.17859392

How does one man talking cause a drop this bad?

>> No.17859397
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>>17859364

>> No.17859399
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hi, I don't really understand stocks, can someone explain to me what this chart means?

>> No.17859400
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>> No.17859406

>Second biggest drop in history
>Quarantine effective tomorrow
>It will only get worse
Welcome to 1929 2.0

>> No.17859408

What's the tuesday drop gonna be lads?
I'm thinking breaker three will be tripped before three hours are up.

>> No.17859410

Savanon, explain what's happening

>> No.17859413
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17859413

NICE STOCKS YOU HAVE THERE, MIND IF I TRY THEM OUT?

>> No.17859414

>>17859321
FUCK CHINKS THEY CAUSED THIS SHIT

>> No.17859415

>closed above -13%


HAHAH BULLS BTFO.

>> No.17859418
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17859418

Feeling bullish

>> No.17859425

so is the bottom going to be higher or lower than 2007 ATH /biz/?

>> No.17859426
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17859426

fuck drumpf
she would have not let this happened

>> No.17859430

>the market will take care of itself
Holy shit, did he just kill the dead cat bounce for tomorrow?

>> No.17859431

lol Zion Hedge has been waiting 11 years for this only to get banned from twitter for doxxing chinks a month before it happens

>> No.17859434
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>THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
oh yes, donald, it will

>> No.17859435

>>17859321
How much have we fallen from the peak at this point? Does anyone have the 2020 vs 2008 chart?

>> No.17859436

I'm going to jump from a bridge

>> No.17859437

THE MARKET IS ON ITS OWN

>> No.17859438

Are you ready to live in a socialist society now or are we going to have to wait for another red week?

>> No.17859439
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>> No.17859440

HEY RETARDS BUY THE DIP
>HEY RETARDS BUY THE DIP
HEY RETARDS BUY THE DIP
>HEY RETARDS BUY THE DIP
HEY RETARDS BUY THE DIP
>HEY RETARDS BUY THE DIP
HEY RETARDS BUY THE DIP
>HEY RETARDS BUY THE DIP
HEY RETARDS BUY THE DIP
>HEY RETARDS BUY THE DIP
HEY RETARDS BUY THE DIP
>HEY RETARDS BUY THE DIP
HEY RETARDS BUY THE DIP
>HEY RETARDS BUY THE DIP
HEY RETARDS BUY THE DIP
>HEY RETARDS BUY THE DIP
HEY RETARDS BUY THE DIP
>HEY RETARDS BUY THE DIP
HEY RETARDS BUY THE DIP
>HEY RETARDS BUY THE DIP

>> No.17859441

Tuesday may be even worse. I have a feeling today was the last, final day of bull delusion.

>> No.17859442

>it will take care of itself
>red
red
>red
red
>red
red
>red

>> No.17859444

So, will it hit second or third breaker tomorrow?

>> No.17859449

i'm setting my alarms for this fucking dead cat bounce

>> No.17859450
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>>17859321
Bulls arent making any money for the rest of the year. SPY to under $100 and Tsla to under $100.

>> No.17859452

what a time to be alive lads

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>>17859364

>> No.17859459
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Livestream on Global News:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pv2N98-O14

>> No.17859460

>>17859392
>"are we heading into a recession?"
>"maybe"

>> No.17859462

THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF

>> No.17859470

>>17859358
For what? he got the markets hooked on coke and now they need meth to even get a buzz.

>> No.17859471
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17859471

You're giving us a green day tomorrow, right bobo?

>> No.17859473
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anyone else voting libertarian next election

>> No.17859479
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17859481

stupid ass broker let me buy a stock after close for the close price not the after hours price (way lower), fuck

>> No.17859489
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17859489

>THEY SAID IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN
THEY SAID IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN
>THEY SAID IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN
THEY SAID IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN
>THEY SAID IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN
THEY SAID IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN
>THEY SAID IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN
THEY SAID IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN

>> No.17859490
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17859490

THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF

>> No.17859497

>>17859399
It means that we are FUCKED

>> No.17859499

ALL HE HAD TO DO IS KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT

>> No.17859500

We are going to have 2 black mondays this month
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_stock_market_crash#Black_Monday_(2020)

>> No.17859503
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>BREAKING DOWN THE SYSTEM

>FREE MONEY

>> No.17859505

BULLCHADS IT’LL COME BACK
JUST BUY THE DIP
DON’T SELL JUST LOOK AT THE CHEAPIES
PLEASE STOP FUCKING SELLING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>17859471
no, fuck you cunt

>> No.17859507

I switched to bull. To many bears here.
SPY long

>> No.17859508
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>>17859471
Yes
but only so we can load up on puts

>> No.17859509

>>17859426
Damn who bitch is this??

>> No.17859510

>every other day is Black _______
BLACK HISTORY MONTH WAS LAST MONTH

>> No.17859514
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"THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF"

>> No.17859515

is chilisanon dead? has this market killed him and our comfy after hours appetizers?

>> No.17859519
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>>17859364

>> No.17859520
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It's a hard drop but we're only now reaching 2017 levels with DOW.
There's such a long way to fall. This shit will touch 2008 highs.

On another note, HAHAHAHAHAH look at Boeing.

>> No.17859526

>>17859321
I don't know why, but I feel like fucking Corona-chan. If I fuck her, would that mean I would get infected?

>> No.17859529

>>17859380
Unironically yes. I loaded up around -9%. More downside might be coming, but it's likely not more than 10%. This is peak freakout, right here, right now. You only need to listen to these spiteful cunts speak to know it.

Some of us are just going to have to die so others can gorge themselves on meat. It's always been this way, until the strong men among us decide to change it. Good luck to everyone.

>> No.17859531

>>17859392
>How does one guy in the pilot's seat who doesn't know how to fly a plane crash the plane?

>> No.17859533

THIS IS NOT BLACK MONDAY ANYMORE, THIS IS BLOODY MONDAY

>> No.17859538

>>17859489
And this is just a 'soft' lockdown. Now imagine when they start rolling up the troops and confining people to their homes as France is doing at this very moment.

>> No.17859548
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and the bulls were so happy this morning

>> No.17859550
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17859550

>THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF

>> No.17859555

I WANTED -3000 WTF THIS IS BULLSHIT

>> No.17859558

THANKS DONALD DUMP
>THANKS DONALD DUMP
THANKS DONALD DUMP
>THANKS DONALD DUMP
THANKS DONALD DUMP
>THANKS DONALD DUMP
THANKS DONALD DUMP
>THANKS DONALD DUMP
THANKS DONALD DUMP
>THANKS DONALD DUMP
THANKS DONALD DUMP
>THANKS DONALD DUMP
THANKS DONALD DUMP
>THANKS DONALD DUMP
THANKS DONALD DUMP
>THANKS DONALD DUMP
THANKS DONALD DUMP
>THANKS DONALD DUMP
THANKS DONALD DUMP
>THANKS DONALD DUMP
THANKS DONALD DUMP
>THANKS DONALD DUMP
THANKS DONALD DUMP
>THANKS DONALD DUMP
THANKS DONALD DUMP
>THANKS DONALD DUMP

>> No.17859559

>>17859489
its not locked down the same way wuhan is, get back to me when they start closing the bridges

>> No.17859564

>>17859426
no she would have gone to war with Russia instead

>> No.17859565

>>17859437
Let's hope. It's really the only way for it to fix itself.

>> No.17859566
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>> No.17859568

>>17859490
It would if the gov's/fed's knee-jerk response wasn't to start throwing trillions of dollars at it to try to keep the bubble afloat

>> No.17859570

>>17859497
so I don't have to fear that I'll die as virgin?

>> No.17859573
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>>17859364
did the second breaker hit? I was asleep

>> No.17859574

>>17859481
>buying now
LMAO impatient fuck. enjoy holding for another 40% loss in the next 3 months

>> No.17859577
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Rookie gains, I should have bought a shit ton of TVIX

>> No.17859582

WHY HAVE I CLOSED MY PUTS EARLY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY POSITIONS WERE PERFECT, CURSE MY WEAK HANDS

>> No.17859583
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>>17859426
mayb really was her turn :o

>> No.17859590

>>17859520
Holy fuck

>> No.17859591

>>17859500
We still have 2 more Mondays to go

>> No.17859598
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>> No.17859601
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>BULLKEKS, TRUMP, AND THE FED UNIRONICALLY FUCKING THOUGHT THEY COULD GAME A GLOBAL PANDEMIC

>> No.17859607

>>17859573
Breakers apparently don't trigger when its that late in the day so it hit 13% without anything stopping.

>> No.17859612
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>>17859364
>>17859519

>> No.17859619

>>17859431
>lol Zion Hedge has been waiting 11 years for this only to get banned from twitter for doxxing chinks a month before it happens

TFF.

>> No.17859620

>>17859490
We could've had a hard crash of - 20% back to back for three days and it would've been over. Instead Trump (and the Fed) decided to play pumpie wumpie so this shit dragged out over two, three weeks to an even worse end.

>> No.17859621

ITS JUST THE SNIFFLES ITS JUST THE SNIFFLES ITS JUST THE SNIFFLES ITS JUST THE SNIFFLES ITS JUST THE SNIFFLES ITS JUST THE SNIFFLES ITS JUST THE SNIFFLES ITS JUST THE SNIFFLES ITS JUST THE SNIFFLES ITS JUST THE SNIFFLES ITS JUST THE SNIFFLES ITS JUST THE SNIFFLES

WHY ARE YOU ALL SO RETARDED ITS JUST THE SNIFFLES YOU DONT GO DOWN THIRTEEN FUCKING PERCENT OVER THE SNIFFLES WHAT TEH FUCK

>> No.17859627

Imagine Selling thinking there was going to be a blumpf pump
lmao

>> No.17859631

VIX AT 83 HOLY SHIT

>> No.17859633

>>17859520
holy shit

>> No.17859641

>>17859514
that's how free market capitalism works bro relax

>> No.17859642
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We'll finally be in correction territory when stocks approach 0.

>> No.17859647

>>17859607
the breaker is only for s&p which didn't hit 13%

>> No.17859648
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>>17859582
I thought I was clever closing a +100% position at the end of february

>> No.17859650
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17859650

Don't worry bullfriends, Scott Adams has some sage words

>> No.17859652

Why did I sell so many of my puts ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.17859660
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>>17859621

>> No.17859665

>>17859526
It's not sexually transmitted as far as we know. But the likelihood of getting some spit, snot, or tears on you is pretty high.

>> No.17859667
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>The market will take care of itself.

It's the right thing to do but man this just is going to hurt.

>> No.17859675
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>> No.17859676

>>17859650
RETARD

>> No.17859678

LARGEST DROP IN HISTORY
LARGEST DROP IN HISTORY
LARGEST DROP IN HISTORY

>> No.17859682

>>17859631
what was the low?

>> No.17859684

I am now 50% cash.
Lost about 30k in the crash.
Tired of making shorts that don’t payout.
Going to stick to swing trades and 3 month bearish plays.

>> No.17859687
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>tfw da bears win the superb owl

>> No.17859694

WHY THE FUCK DO THE NIGGERS AT CME DELAY FUTURES DATA FOR 10 MINUTES

>> No.17859696

>>17859520
if it goes under $100.... buy?

>> No.17859697
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>> No.17859700

RIP Starbucks
RIP McDonalds
RIP thousands of small restaurants
RIP banks that gave them loans
RIP commercial real estate

>> No.17859708

Tomorrow is the big one.

>> No.17859712

WHY ARE THE PREMIUMS ON EVERYTHING SO HIGH
GIVE ME CHEAP PUTS DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO ACTUALLY SHORT STUFF

>> No.17859713
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remember when everyone was saying to buy the previous dip

>> No.17859719

>>17859682
57

>> No.17859722

You got BOOMERS ZOOMERS and DOOMERS all through these threads but ehat you should really be is a XOoMer

Accumulate XOM cheapies, be rich in a few years

>> No.17859729
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We broke two records today lads, let's see if we can break the third tomorrow.

>> No.17859730

>>17859696
They are going to go out of business.

>> No.17859731

I am a newfag with like 200 bucks what puts can I buy? SPY too expensive..

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>> No.17859745

>>17859650
Is this supposed to be profound? It's a recession, not the apocalypse. Obviously things will eventually get better.

>> No.17859751

So, when do the self-defenestrations begin?

>> No.17859757

>>17859697
based Donkey Kong man

>> No.17859759

>>17859434
It would if the government wasn't trying its best to shut down the free market.

>> No.17859760
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Reminder to all: You are currently experiencing history in the making.

>> No.17859761

>>17859697
>based Mitchell
Just bought the dip.

>> No.17859762
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I havent had this much fun since 2016

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hey, mind if i join you guys?

>> No.17859767

>>17859712
I bought every single put I could find under $1.00 today on AMD, SBUX, MCD. They may be worth $10.00 tomorrow morning, lel.

>> No.17859768

>>17859740
max cope

>> No.17859770

>>17859700
>RIP commercial real estate
Good, it's time for /biz/ness

>> No.17859773

>>17859694
THE FUTURES DO NOT START UNTIL 6 EST
>THE FUTURES DO NOT START UNTIL 6 EST
THE FUTURES DO NOT START UNTIL 6 EST
>THE FUTURES DO NOT START UNTIL 6 EST
THE FUTURES DO NOT START UNTIL 6 EST
>THE FUTURES DO NOT START UNTIL 6 EST
THE FUTURES DO NOT START UNTIL 6 EST
>THE FUTURES DO NOT START UNTIL 6 EST
THE FUTURES DO NOT START UNTIL 6 EST
>THE FUTURES DO NOT START UNTIL 6 EST
THE FUTURES DO NOT START UNTIL 6 EST
>THE FUTURES DO NOT START UNTIL 6 EST
THE FUTURES DO NOT START UNTIL 6 EST
>THE FUTURES DO NOT START UNTIL 6 EST
THE FUTURES DO NOT START UNTIL 6 EST
>THE FUTURES DO NOT START UNTIL 6 EST
THE FUTURES DO NOT START UNTIL 6 EST
>THE FUTURES DO NOT START UNTIL 6 EST
THE FUTURES DO NOT START UNTIL 6 EST
>THE FUTURES DO NOT START UNTIL 6 EST

>> No.17859775
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>>17859713
I buy EVERY dip
And I have a MASSIVE cock

>> No.17859776

>>17859740
jesus what a retard.

>> No.17859793

>>17859712
Fucking this. We get fucked no matter what.

>> No.17859797

>>17859650
>Timing is the only question.

>> No.17859798

>The market will take care of itself.
If this means what I think it means, stocks on freefall tomorrow confirmed.

>> No.17859801

After a drop like that there's no way tomorrow isn't green, even if it's just fake and gay fed pumps
I'll take my 650 profit realized today and try to hop back in tomorrow.

>> No.17859804

>>17859529
>This is peak freakout
There's no national quarantine in America yet. There will be.

>> No.17859812

THE NEXT 15 DAYS MIGHT BE INTERESTING ANON

>> No.17859816

>>17859766
Would feed a banana

>> No.17859821

dead cat bounce tomorrow, or just deeper red?

>> No.17859822

>>17859729
>28/29th 1929
What happens if we get a 16/17th of March version with two 12pt+ drops?

>> No.17859824

>>17859729
Considering they close the markets after -20%, unlikely. Though, does it happen if -20 is hit after 3:30?

>> No.17859825

I'm just reading through the last thread and laughing my ass off. Probably won't be laughing soon, but I'll enjoy it for the moment.

>> No.17859827

>>17859650
No shit but it will take another 20 years of manipulation to do so.

>> No.17859833

>>17859740
Absolute retard. Coronavirus underperforming in Asian countries because they actually had political will to carry out measures and the general populace actively wear masks

>> No.17859837

>>17859812
dude the last month has been interesting

>> No.17859845

>>17859712
Buy puts on different shit then dumb fuck, you can basically short any european country right now, buy far out and way down

>> No.17859846
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MOHAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>> No.17859854

>>17859821
Deeper red

>> No.17859856

What has gone on since 2?

>> No.17859858

>>17859776
The fact that everyone is coming to realize how delusional these people are means we are in peak bear territory. The irrationally bullish sentiment was the only thing keeping the market from plunging beneath 2016 levels.

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>>17859321

WHEN DO FUTURES OPEN?
>WHEN DO FUTURES OPEN?
WHEN DO FUTURES OPEN?

NEED to see the BLOOD BATH TONIGHT

>> No.17859865

>>17859776
He is one the dumbest people on that entire website and there are some dumb motherfuckers.

>> No.17859872

>>17859713
those people think when a company with 40 P/E ratio drops to 20 it's still cheap

>> No.17859873

tomorrow dow will be up 1200

>> No.17859880
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>>17859837
MAYBE TOO INTERESTING ANON!

>> No.17859889

Holy fuck this schnoz on CNBC

>> No.17859890

>>17859821
I'd be surprised if tomorrow was green. Then again, I thought the same thing about Friday.

>> No.17859892
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17859892

Well this is retarded. At this rate the markets will be shorted to 0 in 2 months.

>> No.17859895

>>17859740
Fucking kill all boomers, holy shit I HATE them.

>> No.17859896

>>17859762
This.
It's been a good day, loses or not.

>> No.17859899
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>>17859740

retard alert

>> No.17859901

>>17859650
>markets will rise in an unspecified amount of time in the future

Is there a single boomer on this planet who isn't a fucking retard?

>> No.17859902

>AIRLINES UP BY 10% AFTER BAILOUT ANNOUNCEMENT
fuck I missed it

>> No.17859903
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17859903

>green day tomorrow?

>> No.17859906

>>17859862
Pretty sure they're already open Anon.
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>> No.17859909

>>17859821
Crimson

>> No.17859910

>>17859697
>people think this is peak fear
>MAGA boomers still aren't even aware of it

>> No.17859913
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17859913

Reminder:
Just don't fucking dance.

>> No.17859917
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>>17859862

>> No.17859921

>>17859873
This
but we're going to be net negative this week. (provided they don't shut the entire thing down)

>> No.17859923
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>> No.17859930

>>17859862
futures open at 6pm. slaughter almost guaranteed.

>> No.17859931

>>17859740
>but abortion tho
ahahahahahaha

>> No.17859933

>>17859460
WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO SAY???

>> No.17859935

>>17859798
It's what they should have done from the start

>> No.17859941
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I hope the potato boomer will stream today, it's been a bloodbath this week.

>> No.17859943

No clue why the markets are collapsing

this shit is literally just a flu

>> No.17859944

I had to turn off the white house presentation because I legit felt embarrassed for Trump that was fucking BAD

>> No.17859947
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>ZIRP
>stock market crashes immediately 13%
>people think it won't get worse because everyone now knows that the Fed has lost control

>> No.17859948
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most of the dumb money created from the last few years have been shaken off
now the REAL drop begins

>> No.17859952

>>17859902
HOL UP it's just American Airlines that's up 11%, all other airlines are still red
wtf? how is this possible?

>> No.17859954

>>17859923
how many hats does this lad have?
does he have one for every value of the DOW?

>> No.17859955

>>17859906
That's after hours trading.

>> No.17859957

>>17859943
Because the problem isn't the flu

>> No.17859958

>>17859941
*die

>> No.17859960

>>17859845
90% of my put portfolio were EWG/INDA/EWJ and shit. Premiums have tripled on everything.

>> No.17859962

Odds of:

- Sovereign default by a G-7 nation?
- DB going tits-up?
- Bond downgrade of a S&P company?

>> No.17859963
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>going to dump my +140% s&p puts
>???

WHY?

>> No.17859967
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17859967

Thanks for the memes reddit!

>> No.17859969

>>17859740
Cant wait form him to choke on his own phlegm. Purge the boomers from the Republican party

>> No.17859970

>>17859833
Also, looking at South Korea and Japan, they’re some of the healthiest countries in the world. Japan has a good health service too.

>> No.17859977

>>17859740
These numbers are so far from reality that I thought this was a satire account.

>> No.17859978

>>17859529
>This is peak freakout, right here, right now.
Mass deaths have not started yet
Curfews have not started yet
Waves of defaults causing a new banking crisis have not started yet
Corporate bankruptcies have not started yet
Starvation has not started yet
Rape and looting have not started yet
Suspension of elections has not happened yet
Martial law has not happened yet

The freakout hasn't even begun

>> No.17859980
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17859980

>b-buy t-the dip
>it's all up f-from 23k

>> No.17859983

Hello guys, I'm from Poland. What this drop means to me?

>> No.17859985
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>>17859377
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

I JUST KEEP

LETTING ME DOWN

LETTING ME DOWN

LETTING ME DOWNNNNNNN

>> No.17859986

>>17859948
God idc what shes done in the past, I would wife Sasha so hard.

>> No.17859994

>>17859740
Hes right you know, but lets just shut down the country

>> No.17859995

How do I puts? TDA is kind of confusing how the options are laid out.

>> No.17859996
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This is Repo market liquidity injection

>> No.17859997
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Oh boy I'm really enjoying having a blithering fucking moron as our president right about now.

>> No.17860002

>>17859890
I closed out my puts just before close today. It's really hard not to be greedy and just hold forever, but I know if I get wiped by a big green dick I'll be mad at myself forever. I'm not super sure what to do from this point, it continually feels like the big red days shouldn't still be happening, and at some point they're going to stop and there will be lots of people left holding the bags.

>> No.17860004

>>17859740
FORTY TWO MILLION BABIES

>> No.17860009

HOLY FUCK

I didn't want The Happening. Please stoppppp

>> No.17860015

>>17859740
>42 million human retards preemptively killed, most of them black

how on earth is this a bad thing?

>> No.17860018

>>17859948
Yep, yep, yep. Waiting for those dirty sluts, $AMD and $TSLA, to shit the bed so hard. The slow movements of the whales will be their demise, every retail investor should have moved to puts today.

>> No.17860029

>>17859528
You work through this by mandating quarantine and stopping "it's just a flu" retards from going outside, by force if necessary. If we do what we can now to stop the hospitals from getting overwhelmed, then everything should work out fine.
Likewise I wholeheartedly believe that we should begin working on a doxx list of every non-wagie consoomer retard that went out to the bars, restaurants, theme parks, etc. this weekend and plastered it all over social media and pass that list to the doctors. That should help the doctors decide when dealing with patient overloads.

>> No.17860030

>>17859967
>cucked by redditors again
it hurts bros

>> No.17860036
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17860036

Why didn’t you listen to the TVIXens?

>> No.17860038
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FUCK MARXISTS
FUCK CHINA
FUCK THE "FEDERAL" "RESERVE"
FUCK THE BOOMERS
FUCK THE TARP
FUCK THE ZIRP
FUCK THE REPO
FUCK THE BULLS
FUCK WSB
FUCK DAY TRADERS
FUCK BOGLEHEADS
FUCK KEYNES
FUCK GREENSPAN
FUCK ISRAEL
FUCK /POL/
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK YOU

>> No.17860043

>>17859967
The more things change, the more they stay the same.

>> No.17860047
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PLEASE TELL ME TOMORROW WILL BE GREEN

>> No.17860051

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMeEByBNfZk

>> No.17860053

>>17859947
ZIRP was already priced in, today's drop was because of China's numbers. recession in the US and the EU is confirmed at this point

>>17859986
same here anon

>> No.17860056

>if the fed didnt pump the market this morning we wouldve been -20% today

>> No.17860059

>>17860015
kek you just made me lose my shit anon

>> No.17860061

>>17859696
Considering it's still dropping like a brick, I'd wait until it's closer to 50$
Boeing is an important part of American markets and it will eventually get a bailout, but the question is when will the bailouts come and at what price will they even start having an effect.
This might dive very deep before we see things level out and it sure as hell isn't in any hurry to bounce back up.
They have 0 plane orders going on after that pajeet coded flying coffin debacle.

>> No.17860062

UH OH SPY AND AAPL UP AFTER HOURS
REVERSAL TOMORROW

>> No.17860068

>>17859967
Ebaums world 2.0 needs to die already

>> No.17860080
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So what happens now?

>> No.17860082

>>17860009
Man up, faggot. Would you have wanted to get to the end of your life without experiencing a happening? It's a test of character!

>> No.17860083
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>>17859996
This is quantitative easing

>> No.17860092

So is this finally the bottom? There's no way it could actually go sub 20k right?
Could both bulls and bears give me their positions on this?

>> No.17860095
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Based God has spoken. It's over.

>> No.17860096

>>17859520
If it's Boeing, I ain't going.

>> No.17860100

>>17860036
Because funds are on hold with my broker

>> No.17860101

>>17860018
I wouldn't be surprised if people start dumping tesla hard now that it's pretty much guaranteed were in a recession

>> No.17860102

>>17859376
>20 February 2020 – ongoing
>ongoing
Fugg, Red tomorrow

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>>17860038
holy based bobro

>> No.17860107
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>that was only monday

>> No.17860109

>>17860036
by the time i was in the know about TVIX, it was out of my price range (obligatory t. zoomer).

congratulations to the people who's made absurd returns on it though

>> No.17860113
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>>17859431
That's beyond hilarious. I'm balls deep in SPY puts right now but they are truly over the top doomniggers.

>> No.17860116

>>17859376
Orange Monday wtf

>> No.17860117
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>>17859880
it's just getting started

>> No.17860119
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You just know she's cackling like an evil witch.

>>17859963
Options don't trade after-market, do they?

>> No.17860122

>>17860002
Same, but I'm hopeful that there will be many more dead cats to short before the end.

>> No.17860127
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17860127

How did everyone do today?

>> No.17860130

>>17859473
>anyone else want to make the problems worse?
What the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.17860134

PLEASE JUST PRINT MORE FUCKING MONEY TO STOP THIS PLUNGE

>> No.17860136

>>17859978
April earnings reports
Food shortages
Cash shortages
Funeral parades passing every hour

>> No.17860143
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>>17860095
>Scream with me!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17860145

>>17860047
tomorrow will be breen

>> No.17860148

>>17860092
>There's no way it could actually go sub 20k right?
Bottom is 13k

>> No.17860149

>Dow Jones is going below 20k tomorrow
How much pumping is the fed going to do as soon as markets open?

>> No.17860150

Any leafs buy shit today? I grabbed up 1k shares of SES at 0.93 - Also looking at IPL and AC, but going to hold out on AC, I think it still has far to go.

>> No.17860153

>>17860047
NO!

>> No.17860160

>>17860119
Are we after-market? Isn't it 27 minutes left?

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>>17860127
I have week hands so I only made like 25 cuckbux

>> No.17860167

I can't/couldn't watch the US briefing today. Reporters tweeting that trump actually appears to have been humbled a little and isn't chatting shit?

>> No.17860168

>>17860080
Slight bounce tomorrow, then 1k drops everyday until we reach the bottom.

>> No.17860172

>>17860127
Up 15%. Holding big puts. Hope I don't get bogged by a big green dildo tomorrow. Even if I do I've got until 4/3 to close.

>> No.17860175

>>17859963
I hope you're joking. If you aren't, you shouldn't be fucking with options.

>> No.17860178

>>17859729
2020-03-16 -12.94%
2020-03-17 ???

>> No.17860184
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DONT LOOK AT CRUDE FUTURES

>> No.17860185

I have $10k disposable income and no knowledge on economemeics, can I have one you guys do all the trading for me and we'll split the profits 50/50?

>> No.17860187

>>17859952
because American Airlines was the most likely to go bankrupt (again) as a result of all this, now that chance is gone

>> No.17860188

>>17860119
She's probably thanking the lord she wasn't elected.

>> No.17860195

>>17860080
Nothing, markerts are tanking so fast it's stupid. Things will go on but this crash is definitely just rich people cashing out and using corona for cover.

>> No.17860198

>>17860178
-16%

>> No.17860200
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>>17860080
the time for fear

>> No.17860206

>>17860095
Based God

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>>17859996
>>17860083


And this... this is to go even further BEYOOOOOOOOOND!!!!!!!

>> No.17860209

>>17860080
We wait to check the pulse with futures. By all reasoning, there should be a dead cat bounce just like last week. If there's no bounce after a drop like today...

>>17860136
>Funeral parades
Those are banned. Bodies go straight into an oven or a ditch.

>> No.17860213

>>17860178
+15%

>> No.17860214

Got a Tesla 3/27 300p right before close. How retarded am I?

>> No.17860219

>>17859697
>rally
>summer
?

>> No.17860220

>>17860127
>>17859577
Nowhere near what I thought I would. Clearly I need to learn more about options.

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>>17860038
FUCK JEROME

>> No.17860224

Where all pink fields?

>> No.17860226
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>>17860127
real gud senpai

>> No.17860227

All these old fuck heads stumbling over there words on CNBC is hilarious

>> No.17860228
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>>17860047
BLOOD RED

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>>17860056
no, QE takes 6-12 months to kick in and flow into stocks

>> No.17860232

>>17859970
Japan, South Korea and China had been playing on Coronavirus Hard Mode and beat it, while rest of the world is playing in Easy Mode and somehow failed it miserably.

>> No.17860236

>>17860160
NYSE, NASDAQ close at 4 PM.

>> No.17860239

>>17860178
-18% but after 3:30 it drops to -25% and the breakers don't trip

>> No.17860241

>>17860209
>If there's no bounce after a drop like today...
We're going straight to the bottom
With no survivors

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>>17859490

>> No.17860245
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>>17860184

Dont look at THOT futures either.....pussy is TANKING

Will suck for food

>> No.17860246

>>17860172
>a big green dildo tomorrow
Dont panic close your puts if that happens. Good chance it does.

>> No.17860248

BEEP BEEP RETARDED OPINION INCOMING
I don't think it's gonna go much lower, won't touch 19k.

>> No.17860250

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT
>NO ONE KNOWS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT
>NO ONE KNOWS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT
>NO ONE KNOWS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT
>NO ONE KNOWS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT
>NO ONE KNOWS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT

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>>17859321
Where's my MRNA chads at? Fauci mentioned their vaccine trial at the conference, and it will be all over the news.

>> No.17860258

So - are we expecting a small poomp tomorrow morning followed by weeks and weeks of red?

>> No.17860259

You need to add like 2000 to dow because of oil struggling with Saudi-Russia + Bernie. We are technically at ~22000 right now

>> No.17860269

>>17860166
Checked. Profit is profit, anon. Nice job.
>>17860172
Post positions. I think tomorrow will be red!

>> No.17860270
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>>17860227
Seeing visible panic and confusion on talking head cunt stains gets me so erect

>> No.17860273

>>17860232
>Japan, South Korea and China had been playing on Coronavirus Hard Mode

They all had plenty of masks to use so no its the opposite

>> No.17860280

>>17860185
sure thing goy,you gib money,i gib profit,trust me we friendo here.

>> No.17860283

*COUGH COUGH*
*COUGH COUGH*

>> No.17860286

>>17860258
It'll be blood red tomorrow.

>> No.17860290

>>17860258
Its going to be become Black March

>> No.17860296

Cheapies just getting cheaper.
Loading up a little every week. This is going to be the nicest ride to green ever, when it turns.

>> No.17860298

>Down 30 which means we are 60% of the way there BUY BUY BUY BUY
Lmao at these bulls on CNBC

>> No.17860301

>>17860245
shopped

>> No.17860310

JIM CRAMER IS CRYING HE IS HAVING A BREAKDOWN

>> No.17860314

oil is dumping which accounts 40% of stocks sell off. fed buying bonds 30% of sell off and corona 30% of sell off

>> No.17860315

>COOF COOF
Uh oh

>> No.17860318
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>>17860143
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17860319

>>17860310
where?

>> No.17860321

>>17860310
sauce

>> No.17860328
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>>17860301

>> No.17860331

>>17860290
>>17860286
Nice.

SQQQ at open, then?

Any put recommendations?

>> No.17860335

>>17860254
Priced in already retard

>> No.17860336

Did they halted future trading?

>> No.17860337

>>17860310
LINK

>> No.17860347

>>17860310
link?

>> No.17860360

>>17860314
today was all because of China's numbers

>> No.17860363
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17860363

>DJI futures down 11.64 percent already

>> No.17860364

>>17860214
>retarded

Very smart. We're heading back to $200. I can't say if that will happen in the next week, but your options will (more than likely) appreciate by then.

>>17860258
>poomp

Anybody who's not selling their stocks to get out on top before this recession is a retarded mongrel. I'm not sure why stocks haven't dropped faster, perhaps some people unwilling to realize their losses. We've really just begun the actual drop, all the value we lost up until this point (except on cruises, airlines, oil) never really existed in the first place.

>> No.17860368

>>17860331
Puts on any European country is pretty much guaranteed money at this point

>> No.17860377

THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER FRIENDS, NOW COMES THE HARD TIMES

>> No.17860381
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>>17860226
>>17860127
Gain gang gain gang gain gang

>> No.17860384

>>17859986
You can join her in the oven then

>> No.17860389

>>17860336
doesn't open till 6 EST you fucking tourist

>> No.17860394

>>17860310
Link

>> No.17860399

>>17860220
Just keep your eyes on Ultima, Gamma and Theta.

>> No.17860404

>>17860335
If it's priced in, it would've sold right away when they were speaking about it.
It's up AH, and shorts are covering.
Just noticed my id has >buy

>> No.17860407

>>17860331
any meme tech company

blue apron, uber, etc

>> No.17860412

>>17860254
Vaccine wont be ready for a year, faggot. It's got 3 phases of testing, then production on top of that.

>> No.17860413

>>17860331
>tfw too young to open a margin account and can't have puts
WHY NOW, WHY NOT IN 2023

>> No.17860418

>>17859986
die simp

>> No.17860419

>>17860363
THE FUTURES HAVE NOT STARTED YET

FUTURES START AT 6 EST YOU FUCKING RETARDS

>> No.17860422

>>17860381
Nice work getting your pattern day traders' license

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>>17860336
No

>> No.17860428
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>>17860363
>being this new

>> No.17860430

THIS UGLY BASTARD IS HOARDING XOM EVERYDAY AND BASICALLY, YOU'RE RETARDED!

>> No.17860443

>>17860407
Nigger blue apron is good during an outbreak, people will need to order shit home. We already do it here in Europe.

>> No.17860447
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17860447

Say it with me


Just
The
Sniffles

>> No.17860449

>>17860381
Whatd you get, VIXX calls?

>> No.17860452

>>17860381
Lucky bastard. If I was smarter I would've got in on TVIX instead of puts on random companies. But we still have so much more drop to go, so maybe it's an option.

>> No.17860456

NYC mayor asking the Feds for direct income replacement

>> No.17860464

>>17860381
I wish I was autistic like you instead of just simply retarded :(

>> No.17860474

>>17860336
>>17860424
Futures dont start for another hour and a half. The futures just show what happened during the day.

>> No.17860476

>>17860447
who is this cute grill i keep seeing?

>> No.17860479

>>17859967
I drew that fucking thing. It's a homegrown /biz/ creation.
Reddit just acting like the stealing niggers they are.

>> No.17860480

>>17860381
It's always sad to see such massive gains on such a small base value. Gains like that would make me a multi-millionaire.

>> No.17860488

>>17860456
Why doesn't he ask all the fucking jewish landlords in NYC to give tenants a break until corona is over?

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>>17860364
lol no, pandemics are very very short lived. matter of months

>> No.17860501

>>17860474
cope

>> No.17860504

>>17860424
>>17860419
>>17860336
>>17860419
GOD SO FUCKING DUMB

>> No.17860512

>>17860412
And the earliest to do so. I do not recall other big companies doing RNA vaccine development, besides CureVac, and the German company BioNTech that Trump was looking to get the vaccine, but the deal fell through.

>> No.17860515

>>17860490
Until they come back the next winter with a deadlier strain

>> No.17860528

When Biden removes Bernie we will green

When Saudis go bankrupt vs Russia we green

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>y-yust a flu mein b-bruder

>> No.17860531

>second biggest one day loss

>> No.17860532

>>17860490
Unless there's more than one wave

>> No.17860540

>>17860430
Who, me?

>> No.17860543

>>17860430
kek

>> No.17860554
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how much did the POOOMP?

>> No.17860566

>>17859983
the west will let russia have you again

>> No.17860583

>>17860504
cope
it says futures on top
despite it saying todays numbers it's the futures
simple as

>> No.17860603
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ITS 1929 ALL OVER AGAIN

>> No.17860615

The entire CA Bay Area was just put under "shelter in place".

>> No.17860628

>>17860515
>>17860532
all flus are similar in that sense. that why is called seasonal flu

>> No.17860638

>>17860603
Bank runs when?

>> No.17860639
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>>17860490
>matter of months

Yes, I agree. Perhaps five months, six months, seven months, eight months, nine months. The scariest part? The drop will happen within that time. Katrina happened over the span of a few weeks. Look what it did to New Orleans. Now imagine New Orleans as the entire world.

This thing is a natural disaster.

>> No.17860650

>>17860615
good, maybe HIV won't spread now

>> No.17860666

SPY CLOSED RED BUT UP AFTER HOURS IT'S GOING TO PUMP TOMORROW OH NO NO NO

>> No.17860679

>>17859364
Greater Depression here we come.

>> No.17860688

someone bake new bread

>> No.17860693

>>17860638
Sorry you can't gather in groups of ten or more, president's orders

>> No.17860696

>>17860639
over a fucking cold, this is the media inciting panic and blaming the repo / credit bubble on people.

>> No.17860698

>>17860638
They've already started. Multiple reports that banks are out of cash

>> No.17860708

>>17860583
Choke on your tongue dumbass

>> No.17860715

>>17859321
I fucking love you Corona chan. My life for you!!!!!! My life for you. Burn this world down until all clean!!!!!

Hail kek

>> No.17860719

>>17860638
NOW

>> No.17860746

>-2997 now

WERE PUMPIN!

>> No.17860759

>>17859359
Have written your last will and testament?

#rope is on sale

>> No.17860762

NVDA under 200 holy shit, every time it does this it guaranteed goes down to 140 cheapies for everyone in summer

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OH NO NO NO

>> No.17860793

>>17859359
Either +2-4% or -20%

>> No.17860803

>>17860746
springtime for bulls

>> No.17860805

>>17860696
An extremely contagious cold with a higher than normal death rate. Conservative estimates put it at 120,000 deaths.

>> No.17860816

>>17860776
LMAO

>> No.17860839

>>17859359
Last two digits of my post

>> No.17860840

>>17859359
>if futures green

Green open for 15 mins then -1500 for the day

>if futures deep red

another 3K loss.

>> No.17860843

>>17860762
That only happened once. Pretty shitty historical data to go by

>> No.17860852

>>17860615
If they're not rolling out the National Guard, not going to happen. Let's see the flat-titted white Health Co missioner, that fucking crone, explain to the blacks in Oakland that they need to stay indoors and skip work without pay for three weeks for 'health solidarity'.

L.A. Riots will look like a joke once the looting starts.

>> No.17860855

>>17860776
Alright this convinced me. -20% tomorrow.

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>>17860776
>there are redditors from WSB ITT

>> No.17860897

Dow Jones isn't stopping north of 15K

>> No.17860904

>>17859359
Tomorrow? Tomorrow? My friend, temporal reality itself is a cope at this point. There is nothing but eternal darkness. Reality crashes now. Recursive escapist temporal cope does you no favors. Words lose meaning now. Ghulbuliuyhk hijsh molauvalakuni ozk vuegauntenium

>> No.17860921

>>17860776
fuck off reddit

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mind if i hang out with you guys?

>> No.17860925

>>17860852
>blacks in Oakland
>work

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>>17860776
get fucked r*ddit faggots

>> No.17860933

>>17860638
cant gather in groups of more than 25 sorry no bank run for you
also
>keeping money in the bank
yikes

>> No.17860954

Um new thread?

>> No.17860957

>>17860923
Please do my tasty little friend

>> No.17860965

>>17859371
Cool do Obama next

>> No.17860968

>>17860776
I bet that friend even had a girlfriend. Fucking pussy

>> No.17860978

>market in the shitter
>metals in the shitter
>crypto in the shitter
>bonds in the shitter.

is cash the only safe option?

>> No.17860988

>>17860978
There is not safe option. This is by design.

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>>17860638
ATM's were running out yesterday

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu2pzmuFL90&

>> No.17861005

New thread

>> No.17861009

the market will unJUST itself
t. Dumpf

>> No.17861010

Remember that /smg/ outperformed /r/wallstreetbets by not being an upvote-based circlejerking echo chamber. Bears were actually able to get the news out of the impending collapse.

So proud to see my bros raking in the dough. When this is all over we need to have a screencap compilation of everyone's gains.

>> No.17861014

>>17860805
more people die of heart disease, and diabetes
this is completely blown out of proportion and if you dont think that this is a scape goat you're actually blind.

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I learned I got some weak fucking hands today.
Made some nice money off the $DWT jump a week ago, lost it all. First one's free I guess. Switched to GUSH too early, now the split's gonna fuck me too.

Gonna just get some SOXL/TQQQ cheapies in a month or so after the long-term effects of this shit become more apparent.

>> No.17861034

>>17860776

>it's some fag gambling whatever chump change he has
>on margin too

Well thanks for donating your assets to us, we'll take good care of it for you.

>> No.17861043

>>17860447
Sneezles

>> No.17861053

>>17860978
If your bank has any left for you to withdraw

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>>17861009
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.17861056

>>17861009
Smarter thing to say then try to pump when it aint working. By July i think we will hit bottom and it will be time to get some leaps.

>> No.17861065

>>17861010
bring back any entertaining cope from r*ddit?

>> No.17861087

>>17860447
Nothing burger, make sure you buy

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>>17861010
I tried convincing these poor, sad bullcucks yesterday and they were screeching FUD all day.

I demand a formal apology NOW.

>> No.17861089

>>17861014
>this is completely blown out of proportion and if you dont think that this is a scape goat you're actually blind.

Do you want to bet money on that? Show us your portfolio. Otherwise you're just talking shit.

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>>Trading on margin
>>>EVER

ISHYGDDT

>> No.17861100

>>17861014
The only reason it seems that way is because the extreme actions are successfully limiting the number infected. If a third of americans were infected, you're looking at 3 million deaths in the US alone.

>> No.17861102

>>17859321
never been in stocks before, when should i start buying? and what should i buy?

>> No.17861109
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>>17860978
>safe option
Physical cash hedged with firearms
Deflation is a risk now, don't believe the hyperinflation guys

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>>17860776
time to buy. we're back!

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>>17861014
>more people die of heart disease, and diabetes
>people are still repeating this non argument
READ
A
FUCKING
BOOK

>> No.17861153

>>17861102
>>>/out/

>> No.17861197

>>17860930
based

>> No.17861210

>>17861102
Invest in precious metals.
Buy lead.

>> No.17861222

>>17861182
>>17861182
>>17861182
>>17861182

>> No.17861227

>>17861100
15M Americans will die.

We have no capacity, no supplies, and burgers are 60% obese.

>> No.17861229

>>17861120
fuck off tripfag

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PRESS F

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tempted to pull all the cash out the bank besides $150 and also pick up some liquor

>> No.17861234

>>17861102
Take your allowance and break it up into 5 parts. Buy 1 or 2 now. Buy 1 when it goes down another 10%, etc

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>> No.17861240

>>17861102
All in TVIX and hold for the rest of your life

>> No.17861266

>>17861238
based LOST poster

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17861291

>>17860479
Should be proud desu

>> No.17861310

>>17860254
based. its telling that it didnt dump today like the rest of the market. its gonna moon later

>> No.17861321

>>17861019
Everyone told you fucking retards NOT to buy fucking GUSH

>> No.17861324

>>17861232
What the fuck dude. Get out of that immediately. You can throw that shit in shorts and turn around your losses in a day.

>> No.17861354

>>17860381
how? holdings?

>> No.17861377

>>17861102
Buy a gun and shoot yourself in the head with it

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>>17861291
these just keep getting better
lmfao

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>>17860479

>> No.17861392

>>17861089
I am all bonds and shorts
I am the sortino bro that had been telling people to be at least 50% bonds I am up on the quarter still.

>> No.17861399

>>17861266
>>17861238
Everything after season 2 is trash. Shame.

>> No.17861439

>>17861102
just go all in on amazon or some normalfag shit like that when it hits the bottom

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>>17861234
thanks brother

>>17861240
will look into it

>>17861210
clever

>>17861153
no

>>17861377
you go first

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>>17861321
I bought it, like, the moment it went below a dollar, around the same time several other posters were jumping on it.
This was before the split was even announced.
Gonna get out as soon as I reasonably can.

>> No.17861519

>>17861232
cut your losses retard the market isnt bouncing up for at least 2 - 3 months. in 2 weeks when your contract is up there are going to be 10 times the amount of infections today

>> No.17861554

>>17861497
WE TOLD YOU THERE WAS GOING TO BE A FUCKING REVERSE SPLIT

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>>17861554
Believe me anon, if I had seen those posts back then, I wouldn't have bought.

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