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“We didn’t hit the circuit breakers, so it’s a calm morning” edition

brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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Cramer calling for a new deal on cnbc this morning and several experts saying the depression word. This economy is crashing with absolutely no survivors

>> No.17905815

how do people inc still not get money is debt or what i duno

>> No.17905885

THIS IS NOT REAL
THIS CANT BE REAL
IM IN A NIGHTMARE I CANT WAKE UP

>> No.17905923

JEROME FASTER!!! FASTER JEROME!!
JEROME...

ANSWER ME...

JEROME!!!

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>tfw economy melting down and still can't win anything

>> No.17906060
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17906060

pump it

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Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.17906106
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>A REAL ECONOMY GUYS!

FUCKING STOP KILLING MY 320 PUTS YOU FUCKING ECB FAGGOTS

>> No.17906143

What price are you buying into SQQQ today, niggers?

>> No.17906165
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>> No.17906196

The market is getting used to the pain.

>> No.17906235

The Fed knows about support levels. This is a MAJOR support level.

They are gonna POOMP IT. The bad news came out overnight via a leak in the White House. Futures priced it in.

Now they are gonna POOMPPPP with a stimulus package from the Congress.

>> No.17906253

>>17906235
>bad news came out overnight via a leak in the White House.
?

>> No.17906261

BUY OIL

$24

BUY IT YOU CUNTS

>> No.17906283

>>17906253

I can't find the tweet, but they leaked the Canada-American border shutdown overnight.

>> No.17906307

>>17906283
Source: your ass

>> No.17906357

>>17906261
Oil is going back to $15

>> No.17906386

>>17906283

I thought you said it was bad news

>> No.17906430

>>17906357
Muscle cars are about to go back in style, baby!

>> No.17906475

>>17906357
>>17906430
New Hummer when?

>> No.17906518

>>17906475
New Hummer is going to be 100% electric. Demand for oil isn't coming back.

>> No.17906541

>>17906518
Dumb zoomer.

>> No.17906555

>>17906518
Why would it not?

>Virtually all industries rub against petrochemicals in some way
>Low prices encourage this to expand
>Eventually oil producing controls will restrict supply again to increase prices once everyone is hooked on cheap oil

>> No.17906582

if they ban shorts do options some how get affected?

>> No.17906594

Is Trump speaking today?

>> No.17906663

>>17906594
Yeah

>> No.17906689
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ETF OR MUTUAL FUND. IM A NOOB IM BUYING 5K RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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>>17906518
>demand for oil isn't coming back
LOL you're literally retarded.
Checked this, now look at it >>17906555
Oil will never go out of demand, dumb fuck. Big Oil will not allow this, nor could the world even think about transitioning away from it. If we didn't have oil, you and your entire family would starve
Tripfags - not once, not ever.

>> No.17906699

>>17906663
Another 1k drop then

>> No.17906704

What would be a good price for me to buy at if I just want to hold till I'm old?

>> No.17906707
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17906707

Soon

>> No.17906780

so whats the feds game plan today? midday pump followed by dump?

>> No.17906814

Are you all feeling a bit silly now about your doom-mongering? It's pretty clear that coronavirus is just a small bump that we'll have forgotten about in a few months. It won't even cause as much disruption as 2008.

>> No.17906823

Trump is a genius labelling this the Chinese virus because it deflect attention and focuses it onto the Vjrus as the cause and the Chinese. He is truly playing 4d chess and owning the media.

>> No.17906836

>>179068149
I genuinely cannot tell if people like you are trolling or if you are just actually retarded.

>> No.17906859

>>17906823
He's just scared shitless of the Dow hitting Obama era numbers.

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I think I'm going to dump my SQQQ today boys, been holding since <$20, but it feels like it's time for a couple weeks of crabbing & bull trap before the next big leg down.

>> No.17906878

>>17906868
>AAL literally gave me free money yesterday
thanks frens

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>>17906859
oh we will hit some obama numbers

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>all these bears rationalizing their stupidity by saying the market is being pumped

GAME OVER BEARS, GAME OVER

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> limit down
> urged to curb short-selling
delicious.

>> No.17906915

>>17906868
Funniest thing about this mess is that people are going to be accusing of these companies for doing shit like this, all the while they enjoyed the growth for years and you couldn't hear a peep from them about buybacks and cheap money being a bad thing.
And yeah I think we're in for a bit of a crab too until it punches through 20k and then we continue down hard again.
That's unless it closes under it this week.

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wich level of tumbling down are we in?

>> No.17906925

this crabbing is cancer.

im afraid to make any type of moves honestly. thinking of dumping my puts for a 30% loss.

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Will we hit 19k today bearbros?

>> No.17906944
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NRZ

>> No.17906947

>>17906915
I've been bitching about stock buybacks for years but I'm just some mook.

Also check my sick ID
>shHHH

>> No.17906948

>>17906925

i think everyones waiting for the trump pump/dump lol

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>>17905714
Join the hidden /biz/ discord, discord gg xFuuSTZ

We got 600 members and are growing
Join

>> No.17906966

>>17906941
we already have

>> No.17906968

It's going to pump when Trump talks, I'm going to try to get out of SQQQ as high as I can (still in good profit) and get back into it when Trump talks about cures/vaccines. It'll dump later this week and retest 20k.

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>>17906887
>trillions upon trillions in repobux from Uncle Jerome for a bounce the size of your babydick
wew lads we sure are in a bull market here

>> No.17906982

>>17906923
Hard to say, but when the funny bouncy line gives, it's gonna give hard.

>> No.17906986
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>>17905714
>tfw -900

>> No.17906989

>>17906966
I know but keep at 19k, like closing in 19k

>> No.17907014

>>17906947
Anyone with more than two functioning brain cells has been complaining about the money printing and buybacks, but unfortunately there aren't too many people out there who care about it when things look good.
It's one hell of a short term strategy and will cause turbo holocaust when things eventually come down.

And checked, that's a beautiful ID.

>> No.17907015

>>17906986
It's the same stupid stock photo they've used for years

>> No.17907026

>>17906518
>listening to jews
>ever

>> No.17907034
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>>17907015
>stock photo

>> No.17907036

>crude flirting with sub24
Hehe

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You guys must be doing something VERY wrong

>t. inexperienced zoomer trader

>> No.17907041
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the economy is dying and that's a
GOOD
THING

>> No.17907048
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>>17905714
Kek the absolute evolution of this meme

>> No.17907055

>>17906968
Fauci has said repeatedly that a cure will not be coming for months

investors are smart and wont fall for trumps 'its coming soon' hopium

>> No.17907059

>>17907015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.17907060

OH NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.17907063
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https://www.marketwatch.com/articles/fear-grips-markets-again-the-only-safe-place-is-cash-51584542972?mod=mw_latestnews
>Bank run is coming
>Even wall street is saying to cash out
Here we go

>> No.17907070

>>17905714
does anyone know if Delta on the option greeks changes after you own an option contract? im looking at fast moving options on SPY and delta keeps changing even when the price is the same, so does the delta freeze and stay teh same when you buy your contract or does it randomly go up and down after you take ownership of contract

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>>17905714
>why can’t the stink market fall to zero!???!!!

>> No.17907076

>>17906968
I'm trying to get out of SQQQ at $29 now but I'd settle for $28

>> No.17907077
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>19K BACK IN SIGHT

>> No.17907082

>>17907055
Yeah they won't fall for it in the long term, but they will pump it up during his speech. That's my point! It's going to keep sliding, make sure you maximize your plays because when Trump says bullish stuff it goes up then dumps a day after.

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> several prominent investors and executives have asked the Trump administration to bring back a legacy securities regulation called the “uptick rule,” according to a White House adviser.

> The rule, which got scrapped in 2007 by the Securities and Exchange Commission, bars short sellers from betting against stocks when their prices are falling. To place a so-called short bet that the stock will continue to fall, investors must wait for it to rise.

...

wiki
> The uptick rule is a trading restriction that states that short selling a stock is only allowed on an uptick. For the rule to be satisfied, the short must be either at a price above the last traded price of the security, or at the last traded price when the most recent movement between traded prices was upward

>> No.17907095
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BBBRRRRR HARDER

>> No.17907098

>>17906823
hes just trying to fight back because the dirty chinks are the ones who started trying to claim its an american virus

>> No.17907100
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The truth is I never invested a single Euorshekel into stocks or crypto.
Im just here to observe, learn, laugh at you and the memes.

>> No.17907104

>>17905714
Is it even worth getting into if I only have $3500AUD in savings?

>> No.17907105

I start buying 50 dollars worth of stocks a day tomorrow and don't stop until Corona Chan is toast

>> No.17907115

options are retarded and should be banned

>> No.17907116

>>17907059
You post this same fucking song in every thread

>> No.17907121

how long till negative happens?

>> No.17907123

WERE BACK BOYS, 18K BY EOD

>> No.17907125

WE'RE ABOUT TO BREAK THROUGH AGAIN BOYS

>> No.17907127
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Trump has the PPT at 20,000 on the Dow.

>> No.17907130
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FREEFALL

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Dow 19k soon
>Dow 19k soon

>> No.17907137
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>boeing is going to be a penny stock by the end of the month
Holy shit I cant wait to get rich of WW3.

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20K THRESHOLD
IMMINENT

>> No.17907141
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>>17907063
>tfw comfy all along with 15k

>> No.17907142

KOS is the easiest way to make a profit lmao

>> No.17907153
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>>17907084
They can go and fuck off

>> No.17907154

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17907156

>>17907100
I'm not in the market yet myself, got to make some money before I can get in.
But it's grade A entertainment watching the meltdown. And it's educational too.
You'll have some idea what's going on in the world hanging around this place. Guaranteed the TV isn't going to tell you that this unsustainable debt bubble is the main reason things are getting so utterly fucked.
Hell, they celebrate the free money even now.

>> No.17907157

>19984

>> No.17907158

What's a home rental REIT? They getting a bailout

>> No.17907159
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I bought Tesla, Oxy and XLE

>> No.17907162
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>>17906887
928 new coronavirus cases in the usa today.. like they are not containing anything. Air conditioning will spread it more than in other countries
USA IS KILL
USA IS KILL
USA IS KILL

>> No.17907163
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BACK IN ACTION, LADS. JUST IN TIME.

>> No.17907165

I just want you to know I appreciate these threads, I ignored them for so long thinking that they were basically a stockmarket version of the pajeets shilling shit in the main. I might actually stay on biz for a while.

>> No.17907167

>>17907100
pol thinks that if it doesn't participate in the financial system it wont hurt them. pol doesn't know it's been playing the game it's entire life and it's inaction is what is hurting it.

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FUKCING WHAT???

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brace for impact /biz/

>> No.17907173

>>17907084
Republicans love the free market until it starts to fuck them then all of a sudden it's NOOOOOO TOO BIG TO FAIL WE NEED BAILOUTS AND PROTECTION FROM THE BIG SCARY MEANIES SHORTING US

>> No.17907176

What a time to be alive.

>> No.17907177

>19k

umm jerome?

>> No.17907181

PAMP IT JEROME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17907184

>>17907063
>Bank runs
Not really possible in a useful way. FDIC insurance pretty much ties banks to the security of the government for small holders.

If FDIC insurance fails, you should probably go buy rice or something with a credit card.

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>>17907163
>+8000
>1000 balance

>> No.17907187

20k is adamantium level support don worry

>> No.17907188

>>17907116
First time I posted it

>> No.17907189

>>17907162
True, I forgot America is civilized and has AC unlike Europe

>> No.17907191
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The Dow will never be under 20,000 for more than a 10 minutes ever.

>> No.17907195

PAMP IT

>> No.17907199

JEROME HELPPPPPPP PUMP IT

>> No.17907200
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>FALL BELOW 20K
>FED PUMP KICKS IN
LET IT TRIP THE CIRCUIT
YOU FUCKS

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NOOOOO FUCKING PUMP IT, IT CAN'T GO DOWN

>> No.17907203

>>17905714
I do not understand why Broadcom is dropping so sharply. I'm getting tempted, their ex dividend is 20th of March and why would their business be affected by Corona?

>> No.17907204

I CAN FEEL THE PUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

>> No.17907207
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RIP pizza man

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IT ALL KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING, DOWN!

>> No.17907211
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>>17906989

getting there

>> No.17907210

>>17907137
>Boeing in the Sub 100s
holy fuck

>> No.17907213

STOP CRABBING ALREADY WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.17907214
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>> No.17907219

>Only down 5%

You call this a happening?

>> No.17907221

>Want to order lunch before food takeout is no longer allowed

What should I get, lads?

>> No.17907227

>>17907211
Aaaand we're back.

>> No.17907232

This pump shit is getting really annoying

>> No.17907234
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post your tumbling down face /biz/

>> No.17907241

welcome to 20K snibbedings

>> No.17907244

TODAY, WE CLOSE AT SUB 20K.

>> No.17907245

>>17906555
Max check. This is a classic case of Jevons paradox. Increased efficiency leads to increased demand. In markets, efficiency is the utility of a resource divided by its price. Cheap oil makes oil dependent industries more economically efficient, which leads to expansion, which leads to more oil demand.

>> No.17907247

>>17907167
/pol/tards know they're part of the game.
You would have to live alone on a lost island to be not part of the game.

>> No.17907249

>>17907185
He took money out

>> No.17907252

ITS GOING SUB 20 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17907253
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Trump is running for re-election in the year 20 and thus will never let the dow drop below it. He even hinted at it.

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>>17907234

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>>17905714
nice evolution

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GO UNDER 20K YOU FUCK!!!
It's inevitable, just stop BRRRRR for a while and go there.

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17907265

They call this pattern an "evil yesterday"

>> No.17907267

>>17907137
whats your plan for ww3

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>>17907241
>tfw it goes sideways

>> No.17907269

>>17907207
so this is the power of unlimited money

>> No.17907272

JEROME HELP

>> No.17907273
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17907273

That's quite enough, bears.

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>>17907234

>> No.17907275

>>17907204
CAN YOU FEEL IT
PUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPING IN THE AIR TONIGHT

>> No.17907277

>>17907232
The Plunge Protection Team isn't going to allow it to dip below 20k.

>> No.17907278

>crude in free fall
Rev up those bailouts

>> No.17907281

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>> No.17907284

>>17905714
I shorted CZR with puts and I've doubled my investment already. Put expires in May and the facility is shut down until April 9th.

Should I sell it or hold?

>> No.17907285
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17907285

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
QUARANTIIIIINNNEEEE
YUH

>> No.17907288
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>>17907247
>on a lost island

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>>17907234

>> No.17907292
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17907292

And wallah! The DOW will never go under 20k ever again.

>> No.17907295

Hey remember when gush was 0.80? Hahahahahahaha

>> No.17907296

BASED JEROME SAVES THE MARKET AGAIN

>> No.17907300
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>>17907277

>> No.17907307

>>17907167
good fuck'em, they have been hypnotized by black dicks and can't seem to stop talking or posting about them

>> No.17907309

>>17906968
Wait hes talking again? Is that fucking retard going to talk every god damn day now?

>> No.17907310
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17907310

anyone buying Uber?

>> No.17907315

>AAL $12
This is a must-buy with the upcoming stimulus, right?

>> No.17907316
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17907316

As long as I breath I coom.

>> No.17907317

>>17907047
Desu it's actually really tempting to just get a $25K loan and start doing it, making the payments with profits. For now especially, working from home I'm checking the charts every couple minutes so it's not like time is an issue. A possible workaround is to just hedge etf gains with counterparts, like if you are up 10% on SQQQ then offset it with a TQQQ purchase that will roughly line up for trading the next day. Then you can avoid the day trade while being in profit.

>> No.17907321

>grabbed SQQQ at market open
Lads why am I stupid

>> No.17907322

>>17905714
Yeah, I'm thinking we're back bros
N O T H I N G B U R G E R

>> No.17907323

>>17907295
I hope to his it pumps again AHHHHHH HELP ME JEROME

>> No.17907324

The fuck is going on with the stock market?

>> No.17907325
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17907325

>>17907310

>> No.17907327

ITS NOT HOLDING

>> No.17907328

where are you, GUSH niggers?

>> No.17907329

>>17907310
No Lyft is better.

>> No.17907330
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17907330

>>17907285
I LIVE DOWN THE STREET FROM YOU
NOTICE ME I NEVER SEE YOU
WONDER, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU

LISTEN UP YOU CHING CHONG NIP
LISTEN CLOSE

>> No.17907333

Oil under $20 EOW?

>> No.17907337

so when a barrel of oil is worth less than anon's piss bottles, what will we be powered by?

>> No.17907338

>>17907292
>19,998.04

>> No.17907339
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17907339

>BELOW 20K AGAIN
JUST LET IT FALL

>> No.17907340

>>17907310
Fuuuuuuk yooooooou

>> No.17907341

>>17906307
Imagine being this retarded, there is literally a report from last night on CBC (the Canadian state news agency) saying they were planning exactly what they announced.

>> No.17907342

>>17907292
You were saying?

>> No.17907343
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>>17907167
no retard we know it will hurt but we also know its drip feeding us poison that will kill us. i'm just worried iwth shills like you retards will actually try to do day of the rope stuff instead of the smart thing; form communities that are armed and practiced with those arms, and tell any feds demanding taxes or etc to fuck off. coups are a meme. jews are a meme. the only thing holding back these people is a network of trust capable of standing up to the evil inverted pizza gate shit the feds employ. the average /pol/tard cant trust their fellows to stand by them and form a tight knit community they would fight in. this is exactly the kind of person the deep state wants to fight a fake revolution. an armed public doesnt have to fight, it just has to manufacture and destribute weaponry and ensure the citizens have all the power and telecommunications needed to organize it.

>> No.17907344

> On September 18, 2008, presidential candidate and Senator John McCain (R-AZ) said that the SEC allowed short-selling to turn "our markets into a casino." McCain criticized the SEC and its Chairman for eliminating the uptick rule.

Ignorant bag-holding bulls are going to blame you for all of this

>> No.17907348

>>17907253
sauce?

>> No.17907349

>>17907321
>He bought at open
Buy on green days

>> No.17907352
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>>17907321
we will never go below 20k or above 21k

Welcome to crab time

>> No.17907354

>goes below 20k
>feds POOMP
>goes below 20k
>feds POOMP
>goes below 20k
>feds POOMP
>goes below 20k
>feds POOMP
>goes below 20k
>feds POOMP
>goes below 20k
>feds POOMP
>goes below 20k
>feds POOMP
>goes below 20k
>feds POOMP

>> No.17907358

THEYRE NOT LETTING IT DROP BELOW 20 HAHAHAHAH

>> No.17907361

>>17907315
Yeah I’m all in on outs but I have some American Airlines calls

>> No.17907363

>>17907187
it's been built by the chinese though

>> No.17907367

>>17907284
Hodl, the Nevada casinos are gonna tank the stock with 0 customers for 30 days

>> No.17907366

BACK
DOWN

>> No.17907371

Come on baby you can do it
Crash crash CRASHHHHHH

>> No.17907372

It's s straight line on the 20k barrier lol

>> No.17907373

>>17907285
HOLD ALL MY STOCKS IN A BUCKET
BODIES OF THE SICK IN A BAG

>> No.17907374
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>>17907322

>> No.17907376

>>17907348
Cooming weakens your immune system. Don't d it bro

>> No.17907377

when is trump conference ?

>> No.17907378

HOLY SHIT

>> No.17907379

>>17907191
>21 years old
>looks like 30
wow

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>>17907354
>>17907358

>> No.17907381

SUB 20K
>SUB 20K
SUB 20K
>SUB 20K
SUB 20K
>SUB 20K
SUB 20K
>SUB 20K
SUB 20K
>SUB 20K
SUB 20K
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SUB 20K
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SUB 20K
>SUB 20K
SUB 20K
>SUB 20K
SUB 20K
>SUB 20K

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>> No.17907386

THIS IS IT

>> No.17907387

>>17907337
Deez nuts.

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17907389

>>17907168
koreanbank is gonna die? fuck their politics, just someone save japanese toby fox.

>> No.17907391
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17907391

>below 20K
>POOO-
>THERE'S NO POOMP
B-BROS?

>> No.17907393

ITS BREAKING. PRINTERS SMOKING

>> No.17907395

18k EOD

>> No.17907397

>>17907337
>World powered by NEET piss and cum bottle empire
Wouldn't even be surprised in this clown world.
Nothing is surprising anymore.

>> No.17907400

Real crab hours

>> No.17907404

It will pump soon. No doubt.

>> No.17907406

*ahem*
NINETEEN THOUSAND

>> No.17907409

Aaaaaand wallah! The Dow will never be above 20k again

>> No.17907410
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17907410

Dow 19k
>Dow 19k

Dow 19k
>Dow 19k

Dow 19k
>Dow 19k

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17907414

>>17907234

>> No.17907415

PUMP IT HARDER WE HAVE TO STAY ABOVE 20K

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17907416

PAMP EET

>> No.17907417

HOLY FUCK THE ORDERS WERE FILLED WE BROKE THROUGH 20K

>> No.17907418
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17907418

20k support broken

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17907421

>>17907352
Bobo demands crab soup

>> No.17907420

PUMP

THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A MARKET ROCKETING PUMP

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>17907366
>>17907371
>>17907372
>>17907381
>>17907391
>>17907406
NOT ON MY WATCH

>> No.17907423

>>17907173
thats just jews, the average republican has very little invested in stocks, they prefer tangible goods like old cadilacs.

>> No.17907426

anyone can give me a reason to buy UBER or LYFT right now when there is no indication that the price of their stocks is going to stop from falling in the near future ?

>> No.17907427
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17907427

Crash it...

>> No.17907428

>>17907410
...and we're back :)

>> No.17907429

Chill your nuts. It will bump up again above 20k. No way the fed will let this happen

>> No.17907432
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17907432

> crab it

>> No.17907433

>>17907330
>LISTEN UP YOU CHING CHONG NIP
Ded

>> No.17907435
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17907435

>lose 25% of my throwaway fund
>Get a collapse in compensation
I come out in top either way

>> No.17907436

oil is literally falling through the floor
-15% soon

>> No.17907437

1% to go

>> No.17907438

Best time to buy.

>> No.17907440

Remember
When Obama handed the reins to Trump it was at 18900

>> No.17907441

>>17907422
GIVE UP JEROME

>> No.17907443

>>17907337
bottled natural gas

>> No.17907444

>>17907415
DID THEY RUN OUT OF INK OR SOMETHING?


EVERYBODY, GIVE THE FED YOUR ENERGY
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17907449
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17907449

WHERE IS THE FLOOR

>> No.17907451
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17907451

SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
>SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
>SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
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SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
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SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
>SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
>SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
>SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY

>> No.17907452

THEY RAN OUT OF PAPER
THEY RAN OUT OF INK
THE FED IS LEFT CRYING
THE WOJAKS ARE PINK

>> No.17907453

UWT calls when?

>> No.17907461

>>17907253
tranny

>> No.17907465

c-crab bros?

>> No.17907466

>>17907374
Source of the OC please

>> No.17907469
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17907470
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17907470

BEAR BEAR BEAR BEAR
MAR MAR MAR KET
PRICE RUSH TO THE FLOOR CHING CHONG BONG
CRASHIN ALL THE FUCKIN STOCKS
DONNIE'S PUMP AIN GON DO SHIT NOW

>> No.17907471
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boeing past critical support

>> No.17907472

>>17907389
She a cute!

>> No.17907473

DRAIN THE BLOOD OF THE INTERNS
WE'LL START PRINTING IN RED INK

>> No.17907476

>>17907376
I don't wish to coom I wish to watch

>> No.17907479
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17907479

WHERE THE FUCK IS JEROME
WHY ISN'T HE OPERATING THE MONEY MACHINE
WHY CAN I NOT HEAR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
????

>> No.17907480
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17907480

Fucking finally, now we can drop properly again until they try to BRRRRR the fuck out of it again at 17k or 15k.
Won't work there either. We're going to 10k.
>Inb4 they pump the shit out of it before the close and bring it to 20001.

>>17907436
This is apocalyptic for the oil industry.
Even without corona this alone would have been able to pop this ponzi bubble.

>> No.17907481

>>17907348
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e2a073c30473

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>>17907465

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>> No.17907491

>>17907451
>TA
I agree though we're fucked

>> No.17907492

>Doomer Cramer is gonna interview Munchin
Oh boy

>> No.17907493

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJjnbhSTuqQ

>> No.17907494

>>17907315
-201:1 debt to equity.
Needs to be bailed out to survive
Lots of airlines just threw cash at buybacks
Haha. 9 or 11 is an OKAY buyback. But remember. Every dollar that company has is indebted over 200 times to their investors.

>> No.17907495

alright be honest, which of you divvyfrens was holding NRZ

>> No.17907496

>>17907348
>>17907476
That whore has a pornhub account. Can't remember her name tho. Also she has a tattoo which completely ruins the tradwife immersion

>> No.17907497

>>17907440
It was inflated back then as well. Bailouts and funny money don't work.

>> No.17907499

>>17907492

Can I get a link?

>> No.17907500

UWU calls now

>> No.17907503

OH NO NO NO CRAB FRENS THE BURRS HAVE BROKEN THROUGH OUR SNIBB

>> No.17907504

>>17907499
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>> No.17907507

>all these boomers selling off so they can retire
I'm just sitting here stacking blue-chips with throwaway money. The day of reckoning is upon the boomers

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>bobo pls, my economy

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>> No.17907511

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>> No.17907515

>>17907330
>LISTEN UP YOU CHING CHONG NIP
Dad?

>> No.17907516

OIL officially cheaper than water

>> No.17907517

400 shares of tqqq at $38 let's see what happens

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17907518

JEROME
JEROME
ANSWER YOUR PHONE JEROME
YOU NEED TO PUMP
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>> No.17907521

Holding on to TQQQ on the assumption that Trump's speech isn't going to be negative if he's holding it this early. If he announces any negative news or changes the time I'm selling like the first of the fucking north star

>> No.17907524

>>17907480
the oil shit is arguably more important than the virus

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17907526

circuit breaker when?

>> No.17907529

PUMP

PLEASE PUMP

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>> No.17907533

>>17907496
name: indigo white

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>BA will close under $100 today
>Haven't happened since 2013

>> No.17907536

>>17907472
I thought softbank doggo was a boy

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>>17907508
NO SURVIVORS CHEETO MAN

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Emotion buying

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17907540

lol

>> No.17907541

>>17907493
Actual thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4QSYx4wVQg

>> No.17907543

Trump speech when

>> No.17907544

>>17907529
THE MONEY PRINTER IS LITERALLY ON FIRE
NO MORE PUMP SORRY BULLFAGS

>> No.17907545

>>17907526
circuit breaker breaker now

>> No.17907546

AIM ImmunoTech SARS vaccine works on covid 19 in Japan. You're welcome NEETs

>> No.17907547

SQQQ bout to go HAM

>> No.17907548

OH NO HOLDSQQQTIL$31BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.17907550

>>17907451
The death cross appears on a chart when a stock’s short-term moving average crosses below its long-term moving average. Typically, the most common moving averages used in this pattern are the 50-day and 200-day moving averages.

The death cross indicator has proven to be a reliable predictor of some of the most severe bear markets of the past century: 1929, 1938, 1974, and 2008. Investors who got out of the stock market at the start of these bear markets avoided large losses that were as high as 90% in the 1930s

>> No.17907551

THE FLOOR IS BREACHED

>> No.17907553
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HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING

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>I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP

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17907555

>just dropped below 19K
>about to hit 19.8

jfc the boomers are desperate now, 20,000 was supposed to hold and now we’re freefalling

>> No.17907557

ITS GOING TO GO UP DONT SELL

>> No.17907558

My god. Sub 25 oil. And not just slightly either. It's dipping in to the $22s.

Going long.

>> No.17907559

someone link me to the CNBC stream?
i am not seeing it in the OP....

>> No.17907561

IT'S CROOSHING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17907563

Fucking hell these jumps. We're definitely hitting a breaker

>> No.17907566

>>17907524
It is. People are just too focused on the shutdowns to notice it.
This is a total meltdown of the oil industry.
They've been running on debt this long to stay "profitable" but now things are so bad the entire sector needs a total bailout or 100% of it will get fucked and collapse.

>> No.17907570

HOLY FUCK THERE IS NO FLOOR ON THIS TRAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17907571

I WAS SO CLOSE TO FUNDING MY HOME GYM!
any fitbros here? I need some bro grabs

>> No.17907577

get your calls in, trump pump incoming

>> No.17907581
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>>17907518
Jerome?

>> No.17907582

Reminder to pick up some SYY cheapies <30 right now

>> No.17907583

Come on, circuit, break you magnificent bastard.

praying 4 u bobo

>> No.17907584

has the fed gone to bed or shat the bed?

>> No.17907586

>>17907579
new thread
>>17907579
new thread
>>17907579
new thread
>>17907579
new thread

>> No.17907587

>>17907559
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>> No.17907589
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17907589

>> No.17907590
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17907590

THE FED IS OUT OF PAPER
THE PRINTERS WILL BRRR NO MORE
PREPARE FOR THE END

>> No.17907592

MOMMY MOMMY

>> No.17907594
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17907595

>>17906235
Stimulus is priced in

>> No.17907596

>>17907571
just buy a squat rack with some dumbbells and weights

>> No.17907599

>>17907481
>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e2a073c30473
he's right the tattoos ruin the immersion

>> No.17907600

GUYS WHERE IS THE MONEY PRINTER IT'S SUPPOSED TO START PRINTING NOW

>> No.17907613

once it goes below this I bet it just keep sinking. 20k was symbolic of something. We are fucked

>> No.17907614 [DELETED] 
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17907614

I'd say we're due for a little recession.
Every 5-to-10 years there's one.

2020 is now.
Sell while you can. This Virus is a cover for something more important and dangerous

>> No.17907615
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17907615

ALL PRAISE THE PERMA BEAR

>> No.17907618
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17907618

ok jerome i bought tqqq you can turn on the pumps now!

>> No.17907622

>>17907613
Good

>> No.17907623

TAKE ME DOWN, DOWN

TAKE ME DOWN TO BEARTOWN

>> No.17907629

Why does the website for my 401k go to the National Organization For the Prevention of Suicide?

>> No.17907633

>>17907587
thanks buddeh

>> No.17907660

CIRCUIT BREAKER SAVE US!!!!

>> No.17907677
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17907677

This was a month ago
-10k

>> No.17907688

>>17906780
Jerome is entombing himself in a trillion dollar pyramid

>> No.17907691

>>17907344
>implying markets are not a casino

>> No.17907693
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17907693

Are you ready?
Activate it.

>> No.17907708
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17907708

we deserve everything that happens to us

>> No.17907709

Virus cases jump
The stock markets panic dump
You had 2 years, chump

>> No.17907720

>>17907677
that's today's chart you dumbass

>> No.17907743
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17907743

Mouniseur FED...wake up and smell the ashes...

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>>17907470
NOISE OF THE MARKET IS WOJAK RED SPIKES (spikes, spikes spikes spikes...)
BAGS HELD IN BOTH HANDS, CAN'T KILL MYSELF TWICE

CONTRACTS TREMBLE LIKE WILLOW, WRITTEN BY DUMMIES
TRAUMATIZE, A FACADE; CAN'T BE SOLD TO NOBODY

>> No.17907758
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17907758

19,827.5 was the DOW when Trump took office

>> No.17907768

ACTIVATE THE CIRCUIT BREAKER! PLEASE GOD ACTIVATE IT!!!

>> No.17907784

SOMEBODY CLOSE THE FUCKING MARKETS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17907801

>>17907708
/pol/tards never understand that these crazy whores actually make the best wives. they have major daddy issues and so are very susceptible to mind control.

>> No.17907816

>>17907720
He's spotlighting the price on February 19th
of 29,348 compared to today's.

>> No.17907856

>>17907758
STOP POSTING THIS IMAGE

>> No.17907881

>>17907461
base

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>>17907614
>I'd say we're due for a little recession.
>Every 5-to-10 years there's one.
>
>2020 is now.
>Sell while you can. This Virus is a cover for something more important and dangerous

>> No.17907899

>>17907566
Jesus let it all collapse you can’t continuously bail out the entire economy. Let them fail.

>> No.17907914

Even bonds are kill

>> No.17907921
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>>17907856
Problem, bull?

>> No.17907953

FUCKING BAT SOUP

>> No.17907973

Cash out on SQQQ now at 28 or wait till 29?

>> No.17907999

>>17907973
do you want to be bagholding SQQQ when the trump pump comes, or when the stimulus hits?
Is the extra dollar worth it?
Maybe it is, depending on your shares.

>> No.17908000

>>17907708
Jesus

>> No.17908005

>>17907973
Cash, wait for the Trump Pump, get back in at $24

>> No.17908023
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17908023

https://markets.businessinsider.com/commodities/oil-price?type=wti

Oil at 22.xx

FUCKING HELL

>> No.17908028

>>17907973
i cashed out half at 28, hoping for 30-31 on the rest, we'll see...

>> No.17908035

>>17907801
You think you control her but she will ruin you and your family down with her

>> No.17908080

>>17907999
>>17908005
Trump conference when?

>> No.17908088

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhNOuDYKkzM

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17908090

OIL AT 22.88

OIL AT 22.88

OIL AT 22.88

>> No.17908113

>>17907354
recipe for printing money:
goes to 20K buy -> goes to 21K sell
repeat

>> No.17908153

GUSH friends are you okay?

>> No.17908158

Bought into Spy. I hope he's not going to drop a ton of bad news when the markets open.

>> No.17908169

THIS ISN’T FUNNY ANYMORE WHERES THE FUCKIN BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRJDJFURJDBDJFBFHFHBAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17908193

>>17908169
nowhere to be found

>> No.17908212

>>17906704
8k

>> No.17908219

When is the trump speech?

>> No.17908257

POOMP TIME
THEY'RE POOMPING
THEY'RE BRBRBBRBRRRRRRRVVVVVVVDTTTTTING
THEY'RE PRINTERONI-ING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17908258

we will never be below 19900 again, feels good !

>> No.17908289

>>17907999
>>17908005
>>17908028
Thanks bros, smart advice

>> No.17908404

>>17908219
11:45am

>> No.17908464

>>17907801
what could possibly go wrong

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>>17907234

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https://www.financialsamurai.com/stock-market-bottom/

>> No.17908513

>>17907801
>daddy issues
Nuh ah fool, step back.

>> No.17908543

New bread?

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>>17907452
beautiful

>> No.17908772
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We're fucked

This is using the numbers as of right now

>> No.17908822

>>17907754
YOU KNOW PRINTING MONEY IS COOL
BUT THERE'S MORE THINGS TO LIFE
LIKE CRASHING THE MARKET
ALL FUCKING NIGHT.

>> No.17908856

>>17907471
BAI BAI

>> No.17908879

>>17908772
Should show Great Depression %'s too.

>> No.17908897

Are you lads buying SQQQ if it hits $24 again?

>> No.17908993

>>17908897
Yup. I sold it for $29 premarket. Rinse and repeat.

>> No.17909151

Holy shit, look at King Boomer

He's so sluggish and low energy

>> No.17909176

>>17909151
Do you think President Pence will actually build the wall and gas all the kikes?

>> No.17909208

so we just buy as much as we can for when the markets go bull again right

some major discounts currently

>> No.17909237

>>17907184
The small rich will cash out they are uninsured and bonds are going to shit in corona affected European countries eventually US and UK bonds will go to shit too.

>> No.17909320

So wait, is he saying the US plans to build ships to fight the coronavirus?

>> No.17909413

>>17907300
Kekd hard

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Should I turn off Instant Deposit on my RH account so I can day trade all the time without limit?