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[Anonymous No.17908493]

>Found my old bitcoin wallet from 2010 on an old hard drive
>Don't remember the password for it
>It has 73 coins in it

GUYS
WHAT DO I DO.
SOMEONE HELP. I'M SHITTING BRICKS RIGHT NOW. EVEN WITH THE WORLD CRASHING I FOUND A TREASURE CHEST BUT WHAT THE FUCK DID COLLEGE ME USE FOR A PASSWORD? FUCK, I THINK IT WAS ACTUALLY A PASSKEY FILE AND I PROBABLY USED A CUTE ANIMU IMAGE OR SOME SHIT.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

[Anonymous No.17908540]

>>17908493
Put the hard drive in the microwave for three minutes. This will reset the password to admin01

[Anonymous No.17908563]

Dress, eat, drink, do what you did in 2010. Live the character. Listen to the music you did. Smell the smells you smelled. The password will come back to you.

[Anonymous No.17908579]

You have memory of a yellowish piece of papers with scotch tape on it. The info is there.

[Anonymous No.17908581]

Have you tried "password123"?

[Anonymous No.17908597]

>>17908493
come over to my house and I'll help you unlock it

[Anonymous No.17908615]

>>17908493
were there any passwort requirements for the wallet? minimum length, signs, uppercase letter?

get sofisticated software, add pw requirements and brute force it. check power consumption, calculate your costs and duration to hack the pw.

[Anonymous No.17908636]

>>17908563
Genuinely good advice, I'll actually try this.
The me from NEET days is STILL in there somewhere, I just need to remind him of who he is.

I'll start by using the same reaction images I used to.

[Anonymous No.17908663]

>>17908581

Don't forget trying to capitalize P and substituting !@# for 123 if you were trying to be secure.

[Anonymous No.17908721]

brute force it

[Anonymous No.17908778]

>>17908721
yes, just crack Bitcoin brah. Just do it, lol

[Anonymous No.17908852]

>>17908778
It's just a password. Should be worth it for that much dosh.

[Anonymous No.17908990]

>>17908493
Relax and think back to when you made it. Like what this Anon >>17908563 said. It'll come back to you in time until then you still have it.

[Anonymous No.17909026]

Do you have the computer you were using at the time or a backup? Look for a textfile, something like bitcoin_pswd.txt or something

[Anonymous No.17909132]

>>17908563

[Anonymous No.17909148]

FUCK.
NEVER MIND GUYS. I CHECKED THE WALLET ADDRESS OUT AND IT ONLY HAS 2 COINS. STILL A NICE CHUNK, BUT MY DUMB ASS BOUGHT WEED WITH IT AT SOME POINT LONG AGO.

I'LL STILL TRY TO REMEMBER THE PASSWORD BUT MY MOTIVATION HAS BEEN SIGNIFICANTLY CUT.

[Anonymous No.17909169]

>>17909148
that's not nothing. you buy oil with that money now you'll be fucking set 4 lyfe

[Anonymous No.17909173]

>>17908493
Make multiple backups of the wallet.
Try using various password crackers to brute force the wallet.
There are actually companies that help people crack password protected files where they have forgotten the password. It'll cost you maybe a few thousand dollars.

[Anonymous No.17909224]

>>17908636
Keep going, I like cute anime images.

[Anonymous No.17909243]

>>17909148
Listen to this anon>>17909169

If I had even 0.01 coins, I could turn it into a million dollars. You’re just lazy.

[Anonymous No.17909271]

>>17908493
You could try hypnosis. But you should chip in for a professional

[Anonymous No.17909348]

>>17908493
the only solution is to stop being the gargantuan faggot that you currently are, and possibly remember the password.

[Anonymous No.17909381]

why not just hire a hacker to brute force it for 1 of the 83 coins. obviously larping

[Anonymous No.17909423]

post proof fag and maybe you will get some help, oh wait you are larping

[Anonymous No.17910105]

>>17909423
brother, no one can help him.