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>> No.17935386
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DOW 17K

>> No.17935397
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Whats the best way to short the housing market?

>> No.17935402

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERbFi5362S8

>> No.17935404

DOW 22K

>> No.17935406

today we punish the bears
prepare your anus

>> No.17935407

CRAB DAX

CRAB CRAB CRAB

>> No.17935415

Good morning stonk frens!

>> No.17935417

>>17935336
Still curious.

>> No.17935420

>stocks down
>metals down
>gold down
>oil down
where the fuck is the money going? What is the safe haven right now?

>> No.17935424

Student loans just came in, time for all in faggy d puts

>> No.17935431
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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17935436

Taylor Riggs a qt

>> No.17935451
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>>17935360
Alright what are our predictions of the dow jones? My prediction is that it will close above 21k after some fed nigger manipulation.

>> No.17935457

>>17935420
$$$

>> No.17935459

>>17935420
Yen and USD
Cash is King

>also, beans, shotguns, and booze

>> No.17935461

>>17935420
unironically cash not even meme'ing

>> No.17935463

How mad is Peter Schiff right now?

>> No.17935468

>>17935417
Look up anchoring bias. Stocks are not "on sale". This is their normal price. The chance of you making high return would be the same as 2 months ago.

>> No.17935469
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Anybody else always sign in to hear the bell ring?

>ding ding ding ding

haha!

>> No.17935470

>>17935420
USD.
Eur/usd is about to flippen.

>> No.17935471
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we're going to goblin town boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVPZzFIPKZc

>> No.17935472

>> 17935393
I’m figuring with PLAY and NLCH to spend around $300 on each and keep for about 6 months for the economy to return back to normal (hopefully).

>> No.17935482

>>17935397
Credit default swaps

>> No.17935484

>>17935420
Everyone is stacking USD you fucking moron

>> No.17935486

Guys, I didn't expect the market to fall this fast. DOW 20k was my original target to buy some VOO. Should I just be patient for Italy and Spain's numbers to stabilize?

>> No.17935487

When is the bottom? Does it coincide with max deaths in the USA?

>> No.17935488

we going up 8% today niggers

>> No.17935489

>>17935420
>where the fuck is the money going?
Away is where. What do you think those stocks, metals, gold, etc are being sold in exchange for?

>> No.17935492
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>American stock market collapses because a chink ate a bat
He got the last laugh after all

>> No.17935493

https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>> No.17935494

>>17935470
Europe's in as bad a shape from China flu

>> No.17935495

>>17935469
ring ring ring
lol!

>> No.17935496

>>17935469

i should! its so much fun AND cute :)

>> No.17935497

>>17935397
Mortgage default swaps. Good luck getting anyone to underwrite it for you now though. You're a bit behind the ball.

>> No.17935498

>>17935420
toilet roll

>> No.17935499

>learn to code

>> No.17935500

WE GOT TOO FUCKIN COCKY BEARBROS

THE DOW IS MAKING A MASSIVE COMEBACK

>> No.17935501
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ITS OVER

RECESSION CANCELLED

BEARS BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WrS5rk0B7A

>> No.17935506
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>>17935463
NOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKN BOOMERMETAL NONONONO YOU HAVE TO BUY MY YELLOW SHINY THAT NOBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 40 CARES ABOUT

>> No.17935507

GET IN HERE BULLBROS

20K TODAY

>> No.17935509

LOOK AT THE USDX
ITS GOING PARABOLIC

>> No.17935510

>>17935420
Cash

>> No.17935512
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>>17935488

>> No.17935520

>>17935487
Once the outbreak is controlled and manageable

>> No.17935521

Oh boy dilemma time, do I buy more puts on a second dump day

>> No.17935527

Post your hard negatives tunes bois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.17935528
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he bought?

>> No.17935535

>>17935383
>where the fuck is the money going? What is the save haven right now?
Into the REAL commercial paper:
PG, KMB, and Georgia Pacific (private)

>> No.17935537

what other major companies that won't go down are cheap to buy now besides Shell?

>> No.17935538

DOW 18K

>> No.17935546

>>17935487
Wait until the US army enters into New York. That's when the real bloodbath only starts

>> No.17935548

How am I supposed to enjoy my self while we're doing this social distancing bull shit?

>> No.17935550

>>17935500

AHH IM GOING BACK TO MY BEARCAVE I

>> No.17935556

Bulls won

It’s not fucking fair

>> No.17935558

>>17935500
USD is increasing, all the stocks are going to tank

>> No.17935559

>>17935512
US cases up 40%. F holds dividends.... This has to be bait.

>> No.17935565

>>17935509
>USDX
that means deflation right?

>> No.17935568

I hate this. The handful of good companies are not dropping in value—Amazon, Netflix, MasterCard.

>> No.17935570
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>NOOOOOOOO!!!! EVERYTHING CAN'T JUST COLLAPSE EVEN MORE THAN IT ALREADY HAS!!!
>IT'S MAKING PEOPLE GENUINELY UNCOMFORTABLE!!!!!
>NOOOOO!!! NOT MY HECKIN' STABLE SOCIETINO AND CENTRAL BANKERINO!!!!

>> No.17935575

>>17935509
Truly the end times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KD_JxmmPgg

>> No.17935576

>>17935506
I tried to have this conversation with my boomer mother and she basically said "I don't habeeb it" mixed with "well I bought it more than a decade ago so it's still up from where I bought it"

>> No.17935582

>>17935535
Clorox Wal-mart SUMR

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>>17935492

Not so fast, Chang

>> No.17935588

>>17935548
The same thing you always do you pathetic fag

>> No.17935592

i-it's gonna be red right bearbros? ... bearbros???

>> No.17935596 [DELETED] 

>>17935397
4PQUHN3JPFGFNF3BB653

>> No.17935597

When it says Shell has 16% dividend yield I suppose that assumes their last dividend yield divided by current stock price?

>> No.17935599

>>17935565
Debt market implosion

>> No.17935604
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if i ask you nicely, may i have a youtube link to watch today's stocks

>> No.17935606

>>17935548
No more gook gf for you

>> No.17935608

>>17935565
In this clown world we live in, HONK HONK

>> No.17935611

So Bear DowJones or Bear S&P what to buy before open

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>tfw so bearish that you hope it's green to buy more cheap puts

>> No.17935617
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This is basically just a long long long overdue correction. Take Apple for example. From 2018 to 2020 it fucking DOUBLED in value.

Think about it for a second. The fucking MOST VALUABLE company in the world DOUBLED it's value in 2 years. That's simply absurd. What the fuck has Apple done from 2018 to 2020 to justify that? Fucking nothing that's what. It's all just speculation on top of speculation on top of speculation. Eventually the ponzi scheme had to burst and at the first sign of uncertainty it did. This is just companies going back to what their actual value is. Now you get to see their value without the speculation bubble on top.

>> No.17935620
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who is ready for the first day of neet trading?

>> No.17935622
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17935622

the bulltrap is set
dump it with no survivors

>> No.17935624

>>17935604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkfv51RJ6gU

>> No.17935625
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>Fed literally pumping stock prices buy buying them
>$75B

fucking christ

>> No.17935626

>>17935597
thats annual yield

>> No.17935631

>>17935614
king

>> No.17935632

>>17935604

Sometimes I hate living in this country. Retarded lemming bots everywhere

>> No.17935634

>>17935436
Shery Ahn > Taylor Riggs

>> No.17935635

>>17935604
listen our currency is losing value we need to invest into something that will definitely keep its value

>> No.17935637

>>17935614
Same hoping for a quick pump at open so I can load up

>> No.17935640

>>17935548
neck yourself faggot.

>> No.17935641

>>17935632
That's Australia

>> No.17935642

>>17935626
Yes but their next dividends will be much lower with oil being this cheap oil right?

>> No.17935647

copy/paste from my og thread

you guys have any youtube channels, books or general info on how to get into the stock market? im talking stocks for dummies tier i wanna make free money like you guys

>> No.17935648

>>17935604
Man this is so bizarre, maybe TP really is the new gold

>> No.17935650

I predict a huge bull rally day and closing around 19,100, followed by a big sell off on friday

>> No.17935652

>>17935617
IT WILL BE GLORIOUS DANCE WITH ME BROTHER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBhQbmPwH8

>> No.17935654

3 minutes

Are you ready to open at -4.0%, smg?

>> No.17935658

I can't wait for all the useless bitches to get laid off at work.
For about a year now, I've watched a department continually hire the most useless cunts who do nothing more than forward emails and weigh in on stupid tweets.

>> No.17935659

So is shell actually a good investment or a meme?

>> No.17935660
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2 mins

>> No.17935661

>>17935617
Agree and upvoted

>> No.17935662

>>17935642
if its not then sell the company cause they dumb

>> No.17935663

>>17935647
read OP and fuck off

>> No.17935664

>>17935641

Uhh that's where I'm from mate yeah

>> No.17935668

>>17935625
Just wait until they backstop corporate debt and announce they will be buying equities

>> No.17935669

>>17935625
Dollar swaps.
Banks are running out of capital, almost a month later.

>> No.17935671

How are the other meme metals like Platinum and Palladium?

>> No.17935672

>>17935604
>the 55 year old american pooper

>> No.17935675

>>17935576
Unless a country decides to institute a real gold standard (not a bullshit chinese one) the metal is going to fade out of living memory as being considered money, especially with the rise of <insert your shitcoin here>. I don't think people under the age of 20 even know what gold is.

>> No.17935677

ARE YOU READY

>> No.17935679

INCHING CLOSER TO THE BELL

>> No.17935681

>>17935501
these people should be put to death.

>> No.17935684
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>>17935617

Based and bearpilled

>> No.17935685

>>17935625
Fed isnt buying stocks

>> No.17935686

DING DING DING

>> No.17935688

HERE IT COMES

>> No.17935689

my dick is ready

>> No.17935690
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R E C E S S I O N

>> No.17935691 [DELETED] 

>>17935397
short AB UNCONSTRAINED BOND FUND, INC.

>> No.17935693

>>17935647
If you ACTUALLY read Investopedia you'll know an assload and know enough about where to look from there.
Most of the big broker websites like Ameritrade have educational stuff as well that's very good

>> No.17935695
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>> No.17935696

:(((((((((((((((

>> No.17935697
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GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!!!

>> No.17935698

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17935699

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6rkbCBAMDo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6rkbCBAMDo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6rkbCBAMDo

>> No.17935700

Ding ding ding! Here comes the market!

>> No.17935705

J U S T

>> No.17935707
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>> No.17935708

How long til breaker today /smg/?

>> No.17935709
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>>17935652
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17935711
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1 minute crabbros

>> No.17935712
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HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17935713

>>17935663
is retard tier though? im looking for ground up type shit. something along the lines of "start here if you dont know shit about shit"

>> No.17935716

wow its nothing

>> No.17935717

that was awkward

>> No.17935719

>>17935690
How big would the drop be if we were confirmed recession

>> No.17935724

>>17935617
This, but unironically

>> No.17935726

>-0.59
it's nothing lol

>> No.17935727

CUTE!

>> No.17935729
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>> No.17935731

FUCK THIS BULL RALLY PUMP

>> No.17935732

>>17935693
perfect thank you

>> No.17935733

WE BROKE THE PUMP

>> No.17935743
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17935743

lonely

>> No.17935745

Bears and bulls both blew their load simultaneously resulting in a really gay nothing.

>> No.17935746

>>17935546
Uh.. literally?

>> No.17935749

I just logged into my etrade account. buy button is greyed out on everything. I can only sell today. WTF is going on?

>> No.17935750

and its fucking nothing

>> No.17935751
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>opens at -0.4%

W-where's my bounce? WHERE'S THE BOUNCE!?

>> No.17935752

>>17935693
Since you're answering questions: how do us eurobros participate in the NYSE? :(

>> No.17935754

>>17935716
>>17935717
Back to sleep I guess. God, I've been disappointed.

>> No.17935755
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>> No.17935756

>>17935719
Recession won't be confirmed for some time

>> No.17935760

DUMP IT

>> No.17935761
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>less than 1%
HAHAHAHAHAHA
WE'RE UNIRONICALLY BACK
HAPPENING CANCELED, RECESSION IS OVER

>> No.17935764
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17935764

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PUMP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17935765

>>17935745
xDDDD

>> No.17935767

>>17935617
The real question is how does the market react to overvalued stocks? How does the process happen? It's not exactly like 1929... is it?

>> No.17935768

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPs6bbMf5Sw

PPOOOWWWWWWEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL!! YOU DESERVE THIS BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT

>> No.17935769

DOOMP IT

>> No.17935773

we’re all dead

>> No.17935774
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>>17935617
Tesla is a prime example of this

>> No.17935775

>>17935749
You have no funds to buy

>> No.17935776

>>17935671
As far as I'm aware both those metals are driven almost entirely by industry demand (yes platinum jewelry is a thing that exists in the same way gun metal jewelry and titanium jewelry also exist)
Platinum's main value used to be almost entirely from it being a key component in catalytic converters, I'm not sure if that's true today though

So actually quite healthy in that they aren't insanely speculatively inflated meme metals but that also means they aren't insanely inflated speculative meme metals

>> No.17935777
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AND HERE.... WE.... GO!

>> No.17935778

>>17935743
kek imagine opening to an empty floor

>> No.17935780

>>17935746
I mean they already mobilized the national guard, and NYC will go on lockdown. Its only a matter of time

>> No.17935785

>>17935492
>American stock market collapses
Have you looked at the rest of the world? This shit is retarded yo.

>> No.17935788

>>17935749
bullish

>> No.17935789
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>> No.17935791

>yesterday's pump immediately broken

fuck you jerome

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I'm the idiot who bought Hilton because of Ackman, I just sold at a $2 profit!

>> No.17935793
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17935793

OH NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>> No.17935794

Today will be a small poomp, closing in the green at or near 21k.
Tomorrow will be the real shitshow. Closing in the red at 16-17k.
This is the power of the crab market.

>> No.17935795

ITS OVER NOTHING BURGER CONFIRMED

>> No.17935797

>>17935777
and we are live, jamie pull that graph up

>> No.17935801

>nikkei closes -1%
>spy down -1%
>ewj goes up 1%
W-what

>> No.17935803
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Soemthing is wrong with this engine lmao

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>>17935761
>he thinks its over

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It's crab time

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-2% and dropping fast

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How many seconds has it been at -2%? 3, 4 seconds? stop pretending this nothing dump is going anywhere.

>> No.17935813
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>> No.17935815

WE ARE GOING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

>> No.17935817
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>BA going to 90

>> No.17935818
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>only down 2%
BULLISH

>> No.17935820

FUCKING CRABS

Whelp, my calls are doing fucking nothing. I guess I just gotta wait.

>> No.17935825
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>monday: crashes
>tuesday: literally nothing
>wednesday: crashes
>thursday: literally nothing
>friday: crashes

>> No.17935829

>>17935659
Meme. Oil isn't a good long term investment and there's better good value stocks out there.

>> No.17935830

>>17935777
Oh no bullbros we got too cocky

>> No.17935831

YAHOO FINANCE LIVE IS SO SCUFFED THIS DAYS I MISS THE STUDIO DAYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>17935815

>> No.17935839

>tfw just sold some dodgy calls

Might have lost some potential profit it we end up green today, but the overnight pump I was expecting never came and holding through a dump would have fucked me.

>> No.17935841

>>17935774
Tsla is a shitcoin

>> No.17935843
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17935843

So calm bros ...
this is the end

>> No.17935844

MORL is gonna cash us out woooooooo!

>> No.17935845

>tfw my losses bumped just in time for me to sell them
Holy shit that could have been worse, they're on a death spiral now

>> No.17935849
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17935849

NOOOOOOOO

>> No.17935850

STOP FUCKING SELLING

>> No.17935855

>>17935829
Like tesla amirite

>> No.17935856

too late to buy in to UVXY? I sold on monday stupidly. Buy now or wait for bounce?

>> No.17935857

>>17935815
>going down

OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY CRAB BROS

>> No.17935860
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17935860

>>17935492
>The Black Death, HIV, EBOLA, Spanish FLu, Corona chan, all from shit tier mammals.

I petition the board to pass legislation crucifying all non-essential mammals since third worlders cannot be trusted not to eat or have sex with them.

>> No.17935861

CRAMER JUST RIPPED ONE ON AIR

>> No.17935866
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17935866

gentle trip to the bottom

>> No.17935869

>>17935360
$AMRX is probably gonna go parabolic soon. They make the malaria curing drug everyone is talking about. Anyone else buying this stock?

>> No.17935872

>>17935825
>+5% is litteraly nothing
Delusional bearfag, this week is BULLISH AF

>> No.17935873

>futures
BTFO as always

>> No.17935875

SPY DOWN OVER 2%

>> No.17935879

>>17935825

Reminder bear and crab markets aren't real. There are bull markets and dips. Buy the dips

>> No.17935880

>>17935861
CALLS ON AIR FILTRATION COMPANIES

>> No.17935881

It... It just keeps falling. Not crashing, just falling, slowly, like some old man slowly dying.

>> No.17935882

>>17935360
This market is fucked and you could list tons of reasons why, but the only one necessary is the short sale restriction. As bad as things are right now, how fucked would this market be without the SSR? I suspect it would have been deleted days ago, if not even longer. SSR proves this market can't stand on its own two feet.

>> No.17935883
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>> No.17935886

18k LETS GOOOOOOOO

>> No.17935887
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>>17935850
>STOP FUCKING SELLING
why should they... they know where we're headed

>> No.17935890
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17935890

what the fuck, why is it going down!? it was supposed to recover after yesterday! AAAA

>> No.17935892

yawn make a new low already

>> No.17935895

MY CALL SELLS WOULDNT GO THROUGH AT 3:59 YESTERDAY AND NOW IM GETTING FUCKED AHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17935899

>>17935471
Good theme for this week

>> No.17935900

sub .20 UWT today it seems

>> No.17935901
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17935901

I know a guy online that will lose ~$5000 by Friday if DIS doesn't go down to $78

>> No.17935904

CAPITALISM IS CRUMBLING

A NEW AGE IS BEING BORN FROM THE HUSK OF THE OLD WORLD

>> No.17935909

>bulls celebrating the fact that dow isn't crashing 1% a minute

Kek

>> No.17935912
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17935912

tick tock prappers tick tock

>> No.17935914

I give up. I'm too drunk for this, my country is going into this emergency state, they told me to work from home but all I did was masturbate all day and the market is all fucked up. I'm going back to bed wake me up when the chink bat soup hysteria is over.

>> No.17935915

>>17935883

All bulls were proven wrong because they said FLU FLU FLU FLU AHHHA FLU FLU FLU OMG FLU FLU

>> No.17935916
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17935916

I'm so glad I'm alive to witness this meme market
what a fucking week lmao
best time I've had on this site in a long while

>> No.17935918

The difference between now and 1929, seems to be that in 1929 had a solid industrial base, unlike now.

>> No.17935920
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17935920

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17935925

O shit its still dropping bros, i thought we would crab today

>> No.17935926

>>17935901
hopefully that teaches him the lesson to never fuck with the mouse

>> No.17935929

>>17935869
quinine is an almost 200 year old drug anon. There is no exclusivity.

>> No.17935930
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>> No.17935931
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>>17935890
I call dibs on the one in the blue shirt holding 5 cards

>> No.17935932

THEY FAKED ME INTO BUYING SOME CHEAPY CALLS!!! FUCK THE KIKES

>> No.17935933

>>17935901
What a dumb faggot.

>> No.17935937
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17935937

when do you think the stock market will bottom out? I can't see it going much lower and I am scared that I will join too late.

I am now transfering 60k to my broker but it will take till monday or tuesday till its there, probably. investing that into individual stocks. then I will probably transfer an other 50k and put it into SPY

what are your plans?

>> No.17935941

>>17935597
>their last dividend yield
Companies don't set yields.

>> No.17935954

>>17935872
1930s were a bull market, bro. Buy buy buy!

>> No.17935958

Ameritrade vs. Etrade, which do you guys prefer?

>> No.17935961

how long until a circuit breaker?

>> No.17935962

>>17935929
Lmao who cares

>> No.17935963
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17935963

how long have we been in a bear market

>> No.17935965

>>17935360
Why do people listen to this idiot Jim Kramer?

>> No.17935966

WE'LL NEVER GO BELOW 19K EVER AGAIN

>> No.17935967

>Dow 52 wk Range: 18,917.46 - 29,568.57

>> No.17935969
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17935969

Is this a buy or sell signal

>> No.17935970

>>17935918
Industrial output is much, much larger than in 1929 just smaller as a percentage of GDP.

>> No.17935972

STOP FUCKING SELLING YOU RETARDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MOMMY!!!

>> No.17935973

>>17935914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdpBZ5_b48g

>> No.17935974

CLASS WARFARE

>> No.17935978

>>17935961
/circuitbreaker/ during white house conference

>> No.17935980

STOP FUCKING SELLING I JUST WANT CHEAP SQQQ GOD DAMN IT

>> No.17935983
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>>17935890
Dibs on green jacket, there wans a 5% bounce yesterday on the last hour from -11% to -6%, the only thing we will see the next days is a red candle to engulf us all

>> No.17935986

>>17935904
Actually this is capitalism functioning properly. Allowing the market to determine the true value of something can sometimes be a violent process especially during a crisis, but this is all working as intended.

>> No.17935988

>>17935914
Dude what are you doing drinking at 9:30 am. Get a hold of it man.

>> No.17935990

>>17935937
Basically the entire global economy is shut down and GDP figures are going to be through the fucking floor in April, I don't expect it to bottom out until at least then.

>> No.17935997

>>17935918
This isn't 1929 even, 1929 people literally had a run on the banks. In this one literally every industry is going to get bailed out courtesy of future tax payers like 2008.

>> No.17936000
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17936000

>cramer talking about class warfare on cnbc
stop it right now you nigger. I want to get rich and buy cheapies not tear the system down. Don't put ideas in retards heads

>> No.17936001
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17936001

Are there people in /smg/ who still, unironically, believe in buy and hold?

>> No.17936005

why are there voices in the livestream i thought the floor was cancelled

>> No.17936006
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17936006

New to options, when should I sell? If F falls further do these go up more?

>> No.17936011 [DELETED] 

>nothing borgar
>printer.jpg
>BRRRRRRRR
FED is at it again

THE OFFICIAL /biz/ DISCORD LINK IS:
discord gg XeY9zy

>> No.17936014
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>>17935963
why do the boomers on investing.com have the worst opinions ever lmao. It's either boomers in the comments telling people to long in a global crisis or pajeets speaking hindi.

>> No.17936016

>>17935918
I work in manufacturing, basically one of the few sectors still operating in my city. Driving to work today I thought to myself: wow, there are only nurses and people who actually build things on the road now. All the financial weenies are at home, all the marketing people are jerking off in their cheerios... this is literally what America is built on: and there is zero traffic.

>> No.17936019

>Cramer indirectly talking about how fucked Ackman's segment was
lmao

>> No.17936022

>>17935752
Unironically google and or check investopedia, whether you use your country's preferred platforms (I don't know what they are though I've heard the names thrown around) or a big american one they all have info on if you'd like to create an account as "a non-resident alien"

Non-Resident Alien is the term you want to google. Be aware that you can get double taxed: once by your home country, and by america, and that you'll have to pay to convert your eurobux into USD every time you do a trade (unless you convert a bunch of eurobox into burgerdollars)

It can get pretty expensive so do your research. This bear market isn't going away any time soon

>> No.17936028

>>17936005

You actually believed them...? It's all a trick man to make people panic more.

>> No.17936031

>>17935937
Dollar cost average, if you can do this over a year you will probably buy the bottom

>> No.17936032
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>>17935937
Around 7k. The bull run we had since 2008 was complete bullshit. The wealth all went into the pockets of a few individuals and society in general didn't improve. Now there's a crash going on due to both the coronavirus and the oil price war, but instead of being smart, they're printing money. Soon people will lose trust and the market will correct itself to its proper value, which will be around 7k.

Hope I'm wrong.

>> No.17936033

WHEN IS THE PUMP COMING?????

>> No.17936034

IT'S DOING THE BITCONNECT THING AGAIN

>> No.17936035

Fucking Cramer shitting on Ackman kek

>> No.17936036

When is the jobs report out?

>> No.17936037

>>17935882
And this shit with UBER and APRN getting halted and all of the other stocks that have been halted the past few days. It's just total trash. No one should have had confidence in these markets before and now this is like the bully pissing his pants, no one should have confidence in them now.

>> No.17936039

>>17935988
Not everyone live in burgerland retard

>> No.17936040
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>>17936000
>not tear the system down
>he doesn't want chaos

>> No.17936043

>>17936001
I bought and held UVXY so go be a dumbass faggot somewhere else. If you aren't trading ETFs betting on this bear market you are retarded

>> No.17936044

>>17936001

In a slow moving disaster like this, no. through most corrections, yes

>> No.17936045

The real question is gentlemen: what does bill think about these latest developments?

>> No.17936046
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>>17935966
you fool. we're after 18000 now

>> No.17936047

>>17936001
Yeah, just not yet.

>> No.17936048

SUB 19K SOON
EOD 18K

>> No.17936049

Cramer relax

>> No.17936057
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17936057

OVER

>> No.17936059

>>17935988
>everyone lives in my timezone

You must be a yankee

>> No.17936060

WHAT IS THIS GAY SHIT, I THOUGHT TODAY WOULD BE A BEAR DAY, FUCKING BULLS IN CONTROL AT ONLY -600!

>> No.17936064
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17936064

>NO PUMP
>NO PUMP
>NO PUMP
????

>> No.17936065

>>17936006
Sell at the point in time when you think that it is guaranteed that Ford will be $4. If you think that's today, do it today. If you think that's later, do it later.

>> No.17936066
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17936066

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17936067

>>17935970
USA didn't export most of their industrial base and know-how to China? I must have been misinformed.

>> No.17936068

>>17935986
>Class Warfare
Jesus Christ it really is the end of days in America


Why the fuck is QQQ lagging behind

>> No.17936072
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17936072

VIX is at 84.

>> No.17936073
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17936073

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
MY GE CALL HAS LOST HALF ITS VALUE I'M FUCKING FINANCIALLY FUCKING RUINED

>> No.17936074

>>17936001
Yeah the new fags that didn't loose 300k in the last month.

>> No.17936075

>>17936006
I'd wait. Yesterday they announced halting production and today they are holding back dividend payout. It has a long way to go. I'd say 3.20-2.80. Hold for a bit.

>> No.17936076

>>17935719
It doesn't work that way (contrary to what normies believe), it's an after the fact thing: it's a recession only after several quarters of negative GDP growth which means you've already been living in the recession by the time it's declared one

>> No.17936077

>>17936033
Never. Jerome ran out of ink this morning

>> No.17936079

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB44ZZda2G0
How many americans dead by may?

>> No.17936080
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS DUMPING AHHHHH 700 POINTS

>> No.17936083
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17936083

Can we hit 18k?

>> No.17936086

>>17936049
Cramer will soon kill himself live on tv i swear, a man can only withstand soo much panic

>> No.17936087

>>17936043
wish I had of held. sold on monday like an idiot. Was my first ever stock market trade though.

>> No.17936088
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17936088

You are now aware that the same boomers who lost their ass in bitcoin just lost their ass in stocks also AND....AND they have a non zero chance if dying horribly from chink flu.

>> No.17936091

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

>> No.17936092

get fucking dunked

>> No.17936093
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>>17936014
He's right though

>> No.17936095
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>>17936083
Can we hit 17K?

>> No.17936096

>>17935914
Get a fucking hold of yourself man. Its gonna get a whole lot worse before it gets better.

>> No.17936100
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17936100

Anyone eyeing AGNC ?

>> No.17936102

>TQQQ puts
sell before lunch or hold hoping tomorrow is a bloodbath? Fridays have been pretty green lately...

>> No.17936105

>>17935890
>line them up
>smell their butts
>smell their feet
>compare data
>have sex with the best average

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THE OFFICIAL /biz/ DISCORD LINK IS:
discord gg XeY9zy
>market only go up
>printer always on

>> No.17936109
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HOLY FUCK WERE AT -4% ALLREADY WTFFFFFF BROS TODAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17936112
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FINVIZ IN DENIAL
BASED

>> No.17936117
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>>17936095
Can we hit 16K?

>> No.17936120
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17936120

This all Drumpfs fault.

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>> No.17936124
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>>17936040

>> No.17936127

>>17935420
Straight cash homie

>> No.17936130

>>17936115
>>17936115
>>17936115
new
>>17936115
>>17936115

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>>17936120

>> No.17936138
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>>17936059
Yankeelander indeed.

>> No.17936140
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>>17936040
I absolutely do want chaos. I want corona-chan to crash this economy into the floor, strip the boomers of everything then kill millions of them on top of that, but I also want to be there with my cash in hand to buy cheapies and ride the recovery wave back up to financial freedom. Not have to suck shit cause the system got torn down and we're all too busy with bread lines and killing each other for several years

>> No.17936143

>>17936102
No one wants to hold risky shit over the weekend anymore.

>> No.17936145
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17936145

>>17935914
Cities are JUST NOW starting to enter the Wuhan death spiral
>he thought it would get better

>> No.17936147

>>17936120
Can we form an angry mob?

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>>17936109
Fake EOD pump from yesterday has to be corrected first

>> No.17936154

>>17936117
I think 15k is the upper limit of the crash, 10k is more realistic

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I really wish I had more money to buy up fat blue chips to offload in 5-10 years

>> No.17936164

MY JNUG CALLS NOOOO

>> No.17936173

>>17936066
What's this pattern called?

>> No.17936175

>>17936065
So what happens if it hits $4 today but I don't sell and tomorrow but falls to $3.50 that's bad? Or good?

>> No.17936176

>>17936073
>total return -3$
Lol

>> No.17936177

>>17936031
can you explain? I don't understand what you mean

>> No.17936179

>>17935937
Panic bottom next week, crab for a month, the another crash wiping 30-60% value off the market as the lockdown and oil price war kill businesses leading to mass unemployment compounding with weeks of missed pay to cause a default crisis. Every industry is fucked because 11 year bull market followed immediately by the death of millions of consumers. How can there be a rebound when demand is literally dead? If the central bank tries to print every problem away, hyperinflation is guaranteed.
DOW sub10k and S&Psub1k EOY

>> No.17936188

>>17935360
Wallmart stocks went up 17% this week
I guess that mass panic is good for supermarkets

>> No.17936200

>>17936075
The further below $4 the better for me, correct?

>> No.17936205

WHO SHORTED THE MARKET WHY DIDN'T THE GOVERNMENT STOP THIS

>> No.17936206

>>17936064
It could still pump on some bullshit good news later today, gotta see what Congress does with the bailout bill.

But yeah today's looking red.

>> No.17936213

>>17935880
MMM BUY BUY BUY

>> No.17936215

>>17936143
they expire tomorrow so I have a serious chance of losing my ass if the ppt goes to work

>> No.17936221

>>17936000
He's been getting pretty stalinesque lately
The other day he was talking about how maybe our government should look to put money into the hands of out of work employees rather than seek to continue propping up the stonks

>> No.17936223

>>17936066
i push my fingers into mY EYES

>> No.17936225
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17936225

holy SHIT it's a fucking massacre

>> No.17936248

Uber up 20%. Buy puts.

>> No.17936260

>>17935767
No enterprise or bank went down so I guess it isn't that bad

>> No.17936261

>>17936022
I had already googled, but all the answers I could find were very shill-y.

ty for the knowledge

>> No.17936263
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>>17936205
we want to see it burn.

>> No.17936288

Has north american oil bottomed out boys? This price war cant keep going much longer r-right?

>> No.17936289

>>17935360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
Thread Meme

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>>17936154
15k is the floor

>> No.17936315

Welp I’m buying a shitload of UWT

>> No.17936316

>>17936225
BUT MUH VACCINE

>> No.17936325

>>17936248
For what date/price you reckon?

>> No.17936355

>>17936179
kek. well memed

>> No.17936374

Holy shit lost nearly 1K in 30 minutes lol

That sharp pump though

>> No.17936397

It would be retarded to buy TVIX now right?
Fundamentally I believe the market will continue to shit itself

But it's been up / down every day until now, though perhaps the fed is out of pump (but that should unironically be impossible since it's all electronic IOUs)?

>> No.17936402

>>17936288
Neither side is talking. At least publicly. The price war goes on unabated.

>> No.17936421

>>17936288
Oil is fucking dead. Global economy is shut down so supply is just stacking up in an already oversupplied world. Demand will not return for months and much lower than before because a large chunk of the entire population are going to disappear. Trump already mentioned increasing the strategic reserve, which means a bunch of oil sitting around to get dumped onto the market when this pandemic runs its course.

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>>17936225
>>17936316
Oh never mind it just moved I guess

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>>17936397
Bottom is 2100-2000 on S&P ... you dont have much more time before the mother of all bounces

>> No.17936518

>>17936397
My understanding of the way it works is, yes, probably. But I am just a guy on a Bavarian Lemon Squeezing Forum. It might go a little bit higher, but it could very easily crab for months before dropping back down.

The time to buy it was a week ago. I am still kicking myself.

>> No.17936534

>>17936482
MOAB

>> No.17936543

>>17936482
Lol you sweet summer child

>> No.17936598

>>17936543
How are you shorting this?

>> No.17936615

Which graphs do you guys use? Can't stand degiros and dont want to pay

>> No.17936646

Why the fuck is a shit stock like planet fatness bouncing back.
It makes no sense. I hate day swings

>> No.17936689

>>17936646
Ugh because of those deep values you dumb fag

>> No.17936823

AAAAAAAAAAAA BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.17936826

CZR HALTED GOING UP THIS TIME, MY $12 CALLS ARE GONNA BE IN THE MONEY SOON

>> No.17936885

I sure hope you all didn't sell your calls yet ;^)

>> No.17936913

BUY BUY BUY

THIS IS THE RECOVERY.

>> No.17937024

>>17936913
something is habbening

I've never seen SPXS move from -3% to +3% in seconds. Whether up or down is a mystery, but it's deciding.

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And this ladies and gentlemen is what happens when a bunch of stupid bears don't stop circle jerking for 3 weeks about their short positions. ETERNALLY BTFO. You were so fucking convinced we would dump to the bottom you good for nothing doomers. While you were screaming in an echo chamber the rest of the market saw things for what they are, OVERSOLD. NOT THIS TIME BOG

>> No.17937200

does this mean we have support for 2400?

>> No.17937253

>>17937113
take a deep breath, u will need it for the coming dive

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We loaded up bobos, the bull trap is set!

>> No.17937327

>>17937200
not yet, its testing support as we speak but I think its there. Futures are pairing live very closely unlike last few days where futures and live had a 200 point difference. If we can support at 2400 expect it to test 2500. Yesterdays dump was an oversell, the market is nibbling at the cheapies today.

>> No.17937356

>>17937277
check the uber price hahahahahha

>> No.17937370

>>17935681
I volunteer to fuck Gal to death, anon. it may take several years, tro

>> No.17937454

>>17937327
yeah, when I've been watching it for the past few days it seems like it really like to be near 2400. I just wonder if everything is already priced in(e.g USA getting many more cases).

>> No.17937459

Uhhh is it going to dump again?

>> No.17937511

>>17937356
I just bought it, at that peak. I'm still up 35$

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Ummm guys.....

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