/smg/ Sock Market General

[Anonymous No.17935360]

Let's see if I'm right...
edition

brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor


P: >>17934195

[Anonymous No.17935386]

DOW 17K

[Anonymous No.17935397]

Whats the best way to short the housing market?

[Anonymous No.17935402]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERbFi5362S8

[Anonymous No.17935404]

DOW 22K

[Anonymous No.17935406]

today we punish the bears
prepare your anus

[Anonymous No.17935407]

CRAB DAX

CRAB CRAB CRAB

[Anonymous No.17935415]

Good morning stonk frens!

[Anonymous No.17935417]

>>17935336
Still curious.

[Anonymous No.17935420]

>stocks down
>metals down
>gold down
>oil down
where the fuck is the money going? What is the safe haven right now?

[Anonymous No.17935424]

Student loans just came in, time for all in faggy d puts

[Anonymous No.17935431]

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17935436]

Taylor Riggs a qt

[Anonymous No.17935451]

>>17935360
Alright what are our predictions of the dow jones? My prediction is that it will close above 21k after some fed nigger manipulation.

[Anonymous No.17935457]

>>17935420
$$$

[W33DBrahski No.17935459]

>>17935420
Yen and USD
Cash is King

>also, beans, shotguns, and booze

[Anonymous No.17935461]

>>17935420
unironically cash not even meme'ing

[Anonymous No.17935463]

How mad is Peter Schiff right now?

[Anonymous No.17935468]

>>17935417
Look up anchoring bias. Stocks are not "on sale". This is their normal price. The chance of you making high return would be the same as 2 months ago.

[Anonymous No.17935469]

Anybody else always sign in to hear the bell ring?

>ding ding ding ding

haha!

[Anonymous No.17935470]

>>17935420
USD.
Eur/usd is about to flippen.

[Anonymous No.17935471]

we're going to goblin town boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVPZzFIPKZc

[Anonymous No.17935472]

>> 17935393
I’m figuring with PLAY and NLCH to spend around $300 on each and keep for about 6 months for the economy to return back to normal (hopefully).

[Anonymous No.17935482]

>>17935397
Credit default swaps

[Anonymous No.17935484]

>>17935420
Everyone is stacking USD you fucking moron

[Anonymous No.17935486]

Guys, I didn't expect the market to fall this fast. DOW 20k was my original target to buy some VOO. Should I just be patient for Italy and Spain's numbers to stabilize?

[Anonymous No.17935487]

When is the bottom? Does it coincide with max deaths in the USA?

[Anonymous No.17935488]

we going up 8% today niggers

[Anonymous No.17935489]

>>17935420
>where the fuck is the money going?
Away is where. What do you think those stocks, metals, gold, etc are being sold in exchange for?

[Anonymous No.17935492]

>American stock market collapses because a chink ate a bat
He got the last laugh after all

[Anonymous No.17935493]

https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

[Anonymous No.17935494]

>>17935470
Europe's in as bad a shape from China flu

[Anonymous No.17935495]

>>17935469
ring ring ring
lol!

[Anonymous No.17935496]

>>17935469

i should! its so much fun AND cute :)

[Anonymous No.17935497]

>>17935397
Mortgage default swaps. Good luck getting anyone to underwrite it for you now though. You're a bit behind the ball.

[Anonymous No.17935498]

>>17935420
toilet roll

[Anonymous No.17935499]

>learn to code

[Anonymous No.17935500]

WE GOT TOO FUCKIN COCKY BEARBROS

THE DOW IS MAKING A MASSIVE COMEBACK

[Anonymous No.17935501]

ITS OVER

RECESSION CANCELLED

BEARS BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WrS5rk0B7A

[Anonymous No.17935506]

>>17935463
NOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKN BOOMERMETAL NONONONO YOU HAVE TO BUY MY YELLOW SHINY THAT NOBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 40 CARES ABOUT

[Anonymous No.17935507]

GET IN HERE BULLBROS

20K TODAY

[Credit Easing Officer No.17935509]

LOOK AT THE USDX
ITS GOING PARABOLIC

[Anonymous No.17935510]

>>17935420
Cash

[Anonymous No.17935512]

>>17935488

[Anonymous No.17935520]

>>17935487
Once the outbreak is controlled and manageable

[Anonymous No.17935521]

Oh boy dilemma time, do I buy more puts on a second dump day

[Anonymous No.17935527]

Post your hard negatives tunes bois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

[Anonymous No.17935528]

he bought?

[Anonymous No.17935535]

>>17935383
>where the fuck is the money going? What is the save haven right now?
Into the REAL commercial paper:
PG, KMB, and Georgia Pacific (private)

[Anonymous No.17935537]

what other major companies that won't go down are cheap to buy now besides Shell?

[Anonymous No.17935538]

DOW 18K

[Anonymous No.17935546]

>>17935487
Wait until the US army enters into New York. That's when the real bloodbath only starts

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17935548]

How am I supposed to enjoy my self while we're doing this social distancing bull shit?

[Anonymous No.17935550]

>>17935500

AHH IM GOING BACK TO MY BEARCAVE I

[Anonymous No.17935556]

Bulls won

It’s not fucking fair

[Anonymous No.17935558]

>>17935500
USD is increasing, all the stocks are going to tank

[Anonymous No.17935559]

>>17935512
US cases up 40%. F holds dividends.... This has to be bait.

[Anonymous No.17935565]

>>17935509
>USDX
that means deflation right?

[Anonymous No.17935568]

I hate this. The handful of good companies are not dropping in value—Amazon, Netflix, MasterCard.

[Anonymous No.17935570]

>NOOOOOOOO!!!! EVERYTHING CAN'T JUST COLLAPSE EVEN MORE THAN IT ALREADY HAS!!!
>IT'S MAKING PEOPLE GENUINELY UNCOMFORTABLE!!!!!
>NOOOOO!!! NOT MY HECKIN' STABLE SOCIETINO AND CENTRAL BANKERINO!!!!

[Anonymous No.17935575]

>>17935509
Truly the end times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KD_JxmmPgg

[Anonymous No.17935576]

>>17935506
I tried to have this conversation with my boomer mother and she basically said "I don't habeeb it" mixed with "well I bought it more than a decade ago so it's still up from where I bought it"

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17935582]

>>17935535
Clorox Wal-mart SUMR

[Anonymous No.17935583]

>>17935492

Not so fast, Chang

[Anonymous No.17935588]

>>17935548
The same thing you always do you pathetic fag

[Anonymous No.17935592]

i-it's gonna be red right bearbros? ... bearbros???

[Anonymous No.17935596]

>>17935397
4PQUHN3JPFGFNF3BB653

[Anonymous No.17935597]

When it says Shell has 16% dividend yield I suppose that assumes their last dividend yield divided by current stock price?

[Anonymous No.17935599]

>>17935565
Debt market implosion

[Anonymous No.17935604]

if i ask you nicely, may i have a youtube link to watch today's stocks

[Anonymous No.17935606]

>>17935548
No more gook gf for you

[Credit Easing Officer No.17935608]

>>17935565
In this clown world we live in, HONK HONK

[Anonymous No.17935611]

So Bear DowJones or Bear S&P what to buy before open

[Anonymous No.17935613]

[Anonymous No.17935614]

>tfw so bearish that you hope it's green to buy more cheap puts

[Anonymous No.17935617]

This is basically just a long long long overdue correction. Take Apple for example. From 2018 to 2020 it fucking DOUBLED in value.

Think about it for a second. The fucking MOST VALUABLE company in the world DOUBLED it's value in 2 years. That's simply absurd. What the fuck has Apple done from 2018 to 2020 to justify that? Fucking nothing that's what. It's all just speculation on top of speculation on top of speculation. Eventually the ponzi scheme had to burst and at the first sign of uncertainty it did. This is just companies going back to what their actual value is. Now you get to see their value without the speculation bubble on top.

[Anonymous No.17935620]

who is ready for the first day of neet trading?

[Anonymous No.17935622]

the bulltrap is set
dump it with no survivors

[Anonymous No.17935624]

>>17935604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkfv51RJ6gU

[Anonymous No.17935625]

>Fed literally pumping stock prices buy buying them
>$75B

fucking christ

[Credit Easing Officer No.17935626]

>>17935597
thats annual yield

[Anonymous No.17935631]

>>17935614
king

[Anonymous No.17935632]

>>17935604

Sometimes I hate living in this country. Retarded lemming bots everywhere

[Anonymous No.17935634]

>>17935436
Shery Ahn > Taylor Riggs

[Anonymous No.17935635]

>>17935604
listen our currency is losing value we need to invest into something that will definitely keep its value

[Anonymous No.17935637]

>>17935614
Same hoping for a quick pump at open so I can load up

[Anonymous No.17935640]

>>17935548
neck yourself faggot.

[Anonymous No.17935641]

>>17935632
That's Australia

[Anonymous No.17935642]

>>17935626
Yes but their next dividends will be much lower with oil being this cheap oil right?

[Anonymous No.17935647]

copy/paste from my og thread

you guys have any youtube channels, books or general info on how to get into the stock market? im talking stocks for dummies tier i wanna make free money like you guys

[Anonymous No.17935648]

>>17935604
Man this is so bizarre, maybe TP really is the new gold

[Anonymous No.17935650]

I predict a huge bull rally day and closing around 19,100, followed by a big sell off on friday

[Anonymous No.17935652]

>>17935617
IT WILL BE GLORIOUS DANCE WITH ME BROTHER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBhQbmPwH8

[Anonymous No.17935654]

3 minutes

Are you ready to open at -4.0%, smg?

[Anonymous No.17935658]

I can't wait for all the useless bitches to get laid off at work.
For about a year now, I've watched a department continually hire the most useless cunts who do nothing more than forward emails and weigh in on stupid tweets.

[Anonymous No.17935659]

So is shell actually a good investment or a meme?

[Anonymous No.17935660]

2 mins

[Anonymous No.17935661]

>>17935617
Agree and upvoted

[Credit Easing Officer No.17935662]

>>17935642
if its not then sell the company cause they dumb

[Anonymous No.17935663]

>>17935647
read OP and fuck off

[Anonymous No.17935664]

>>17935641

Uhh that's where I'm from mate yeah

[Anonymous No.17935668]

>>17935625
Just wait until they backstop corporate debt and announce they will be buying equities

[Anonymous No.17935669]

>>17935625
Dollar swaps.
Banks are running out of capital, almost a month later.

[Anonymous No.17935671]

How are the other meme metals like Platinum and Palladium?

[Anonymous No.17935672]

>>17935604
>the 55 year old american pooper

[Anonymous No.17935675]

>>17935576
Unless a country decides to institute a real gold standard (not a bullshit chinese one) the metal is going to fade out of living memory as being considered money, especially with the rise of <insert your shitcoin here>. I don't think people under the age of 20 even know what gold is.

[Anonymous No.17935677]

ARE YOU READY

[Anonymous No.17935679]

INCHING CLOSER TO THE BELL

[Anonymous No.17935681]

>>17935501
these people should be put to death.

[Anonymous No.17935684]

>>17935617

Based and bearpilled

[Anonymous No.17935685]

>>17935625
Fed isnt buying stocks

[Anonymous No.17935686]

DING DING DING

[Anonymous No.17935688]

HERE IT COMES

[Anonymous No.17935689]

my dick is ready

[Anonymous No.17935690]

R E C E S S I O N

[Anonymous No.17935691]

>>17935397
short AB UNCONSTRAINED BOND FUND, INC.

[Anonymous No.17935693]

>>17935647
If you ACTUALLY read Investopedia you'll know an assload and know enough about where to look from there.
Most of the big broker websites like Ameritrade have educational stuff as well that's very good

[Anonymous No.17935695]

[Anonymous No.17935696]

:(((((((((((((((

[Anonymous No.17935698]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17935697]

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17935699]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6rkbCBAMDo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6rkbCBAMDo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6rkbCBAMDo

[Anonymous No.17935700]

Ding ding ding! Here comes the market!

[Anonymous No.17935705]

J U S T

[Anonymous No.17935707]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17935708]

How long til breaker today /smg/?

[Anonymous No.17935711]

1 minute crabbros

[Anonymous No.17935709]

>>17935652
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17935712]

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17935713]

>>17935663
is retard tier though? im looking for ground up type shit. something along the lines of "start here if you dont know shit about shit"

[Anonymous No.17935716]

wow its nothing

[Anonymous No.17935717]

that was awkward

[Anonymous No.17935719]

>>17935690
How big would the drop be if we were confirmed recession

[Anonymous No.17935724]

>>17935617
This, but unironically

[Anonymous No.17935726]

>-0.59
it's nothing lol

[Anonymous No.17935727]

CUTE!

[Anonymous No.17935729]

[Anonymous No.17935731]

FUCK THIS BULL RALLY PUMP

[Anonymous No.17935732]

>>17935693
perfect thank you

[Anonymous No.17935733]

WE BROKE THE PUMP

[Anonymous No.17935743]

lonely

[Anonymous No.17935745]

Bears and bulls both blew their load simultaneously resulting in a really gay nothing.

[Anonymous No.17935746]

>>17935546
Uh.. literally?

[Anonymous No.17935749]

I just logged into my etrade account. buy button is greyed out on everything. I can only sell today. WTF is going on?

[Anonymous No.17935750]

and its fucking nothing

[Anonymous No.17935751]

>opens at -0.4%

W-where's my bounce? WHERE'S THE BOUNCE!?

[Anonymous No.17935752]

>>17935693
Since you're answering questions: how do us eurobros participate in the NYSE? :(

[Anonymous No.17935754]

>>17935716
>>17935717
Back to sleep I guess. God, I've been disappointed.

[Anonymous No.17935755]

[Anonymous No.17935756]

>>17935719
Recession won't be confirmed for some time

[Anonymous No.17935760]

DUMP IT

[Anonymous No.17935761]

>less than 1%
HAHAHAHAHAHA
WE'RE UNIRONICALLY BACK
HAPPENING CANCELED, RECESSION IS OVER

[Anonymous No.17935764]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PUMP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17935765]

>>17935745
xDDDD

[Anonymous No.17935767]

>>17935617
The real question is how does the market react to overvalued stocks? How does the process happen? It's not exactly like 1929... is it?

[Anonymous No.17935768]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPs6bbMf5Sw

PPOOOWWWWWWEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL!! YOU DESERVE THIS BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT

[Anonymous No.17935769]

DOOMP IT

[Anonymous No.17935773]

we’re all dead

[Anonymous No.17935774]

>>17935617
Tesla is a prime example of this

[Anonymous No.17935775]

>>17935749
You have no funds to buy

[Anonymous No.17935776]

>>17935671
As far as I'm aware both those metals are driven almost entirely by industry demand (yes platinum jewelry is a thing that exists in the same way gun metal jewelry and titanium jewelry also exist)
Platinum's main value used to be almost entirely from it being a key component in catalytic converters, I'm not sure if that's true today though

So actually quite healthy in that they aren't insanely speculatively inflated meme metals but that also means they aren't insanely inflated speculative meme metals

[Anonymous No.17935777]

AND HERE.... WE.... GO!

[Anonymous No.17935778]

>>17935743
kek imagine opening to an empty floor

[Anonymous No.17935780]

>>17935746
I mean they already mobilized the national guard, and NYC will go on lockdown. Its only a matter of time

[Anonymous No.17935785]

>>17935492
>American stock market collapses
Have you looked at the rest of the world? This shit is retarded yo.

[Anonymous No.17935788]

>>17935749
bullish

[Anonymous No.17935789]

[Anonymous No.17935791]

>yesterday's pump immediately broken

fuck you jerome

[Anonymous No.17935792]

I'm the idiot who bought Hilton because of Ackman, I just sold at a $2 profit!

[Anonymous No.17935793]

OH NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

[Dow oracle No.17935794]

Today will be a small poomp, closing in the green at or near 21k.
Tomorrow will be the real shitshow. Closing in the red at 16-17k.
This is the power of the crab market.

[Anonymous No.17935795]

ITS OVER NOTHING BURGER CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.17935797]

>>17935777
and we are live, jamie pull that graph up

[Anonymous No.17935801]

>nikkei closes -1%
>spy down -1%
>ewj goes up 1%
W-what

[Anonymous No.17935803]

Soemthing is wrong with this engine lmao

[Anonymous No.17935805]

[Anonymous No.17935806]

>>17935761
>he thinks its over

[Anonymous No.17935807]

It's crab time

[Anonymous No.17935808]

-2% and dropping fast

[Anonymous No.17935809]

How many seconds has it been at -2%? 3, 4 seconds? stop pretending this nothing dump is going anywhere.

[Anonymous No.17935813]

[Anonymous No.17935815]

WE ARE GOING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

[Anonymous No.17935817]

>BA going to 90

[Anonymous No.17935818]

>only down 2%
BULLISH

[Anonymous No.17935820]

FUCKING CRABS

Whelp, my calls are doing fucking nothing. I guess I just gotta wait.

[Anonymous No.17935825]

>monday: crashes
>tuesday: literally nothing
>wednesday: crashes
>thursday: literally nothing
>friday: crashes

[Anonymous No.17935829]

>>17935659
Meme. Oil isn't a good long term investment and there's better good value stocks out there.

[Anonymous No.17935830]

>>17935777
Oh no bullbros we got too cocky

[Anonymous No.17935831]

YAHOO FINANCE LIVE IS SO SCUFFED THIS DAYS I MISS THE STUDIO DAYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17935837]

>>17935815

[Anonymous No.17935839]

>tfw just sold some dodgy calls

Might have lost some potential profit it we end up green today, but the overnight pump I was expecting never came and holding through a dump would have fucked me.

[Anonymous No.17935841]

>>17935774
Tsla is a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.17935843]

So calm bros ...
this is the end

[Anonymous No.17935844]

MORL is gonna cash us out woooooooo!

[Anonymous No.17935845]

>tfw my losses bumped just in time for me to sell them
Holy shit that could have been worse, they're on a death spiral now

[Anonymous No.17935849]

NOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17935850]

STOP FUCKING SELLING

[Anonymous No.17935855]

>>17935829
Like tesla amirite

[Anonymous No.17935856]

too late to buy in to UVXY? I sold on monday stupidly. Buy now or wait for bounce?

[Anonymous No.17935857]

>>17935815
>going down

OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY CRAB BROS

[Anonymous No.17935860]

>>17935492
>The Black Death, HIV, EBOLA, Spanish FLu, Corona chan, all from shit tier mammals.

I petition the board to pass legislation crucifying all non-essential mammals since third worlders cannot be trusted not to eat or have sex with them.

[Anonymous No.17935861]

CRAMER JUST RIPPED ONE ON AIR

[Anonymous No.17935866]

gentle trip to the bottom

[Anonymous No.17935869]

>>17935360
$AMRX is probably gonna go parabolic soon. They make the malaria curing drug everyone is talking about. Anyone else buying this stock?

[Anonymous No.17935872]

>>17935825
>+5% is litteraly nothing
Delusional bearfag, this week is BULLISH AF

[Anonymous No.17935873]

>futures
BTFO as always

[Anonymous No.17935875]

SPY DOWN OVER 2%

[Anonymous No.17935879]

>>17935825

Reminder bear and crab markets aren't real. There are bull markets and dips. Buy the dips

[Anonymous No.17935880]

>>17935861
CALLS ON AIR FILTRATION COMPANIES

[Anonymous No.17935881]

It... It just keeps falling. Not crashing, just falling, slowly, like some old man slowly dying.

[Anonymous No.17935882]

>>17935360
This market is fucked and you could list tons of reasons why, but the only one necessary is the short sale restriction. As bad as things are right now, how fucked would this market be without the SSR? I suspect it would have been deleted days ago, if not even longer. SSR proves this market can't stand on its own two feet.

[Anonymous No.17935883]

[Anonymous No.17935886]

18k LETS GOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17935887]

>>17935850
>STOP FUCKING SELLING
why should they... they know where we're headed

[Anonymous No.17935890]

what the fuck, why is it going down!? it was supposed to recover after yesterday! AAAA

[Anonymous No.17935892]

yawn make a new low already

[Anonymous No.17935895]

MY CALL SELLS WOULDNT GO THROUGH AT 3:59 YESTERDAY AND NOW IM GETTING FUCKED AHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17935899]

>>17935471
Good theme for this week

[Anonymous No.17935900]

sub .20 UWT today it seems

[Anonymous No.17935901]

I know a guy online that will lose ~$5000 by Friday if DIS doesn't go down to $78

[Anonymous No.17935904]

CAPITALISM IS CRUMBLING

A NEW AGE IS BEING BORN FROM THE HUSK OF THE OLD WORLD

[Anonymous No.17935909]

>bulls celebrating the fact that dow isn't crashing 1% a minute

Kek

[Anonymous No.17935912]

tick tock prappers tick tock

[Anonymous No.17935914]

I give up. I'm too drunk for this, my country is going into this emergency state, they told me to work from home but all I did was masturbate all day and the market is all fucked up. I'm going back to bed wake me up when the chink bat soup hysteria is over.

[Anonymous No.17935915]

>>17935883

All bulls were proven wrong because they said FLU FLU FLU FLU AHHHA FLU FLU FLU OMG FLU FLU

[Anonymous No.17935916]

I'm so glad I'm alive to witness this meme market
what a fucking week lmao
best time I've had on this site in a long while

[Anonymous No.17935918]

The difference between now and 1929, seems to be that in 1929 had a solid industrial base, unlike now.

[Anonymous No.17935920]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17935925]

O shit its still dropping bros, i thought we would crab today

[Anonymous No.17935926]

>>17935901
hopefully that teaches him the lesson to never fuck with the mouse

[Anonymous No.17935930]

[Anonymous No.17935929]

>>17935869
quinine is an almost 200 year old drug anon. There is no exclusivity.

[Anonymous No.17935931]

>>17935890
I call dibs on the one in the blue shirt holding 5 cards

[Anonymous No.17935932]

THEY FAKED ME INTO BUYING SOME CHEAPY CALLS!!! FUCK THE KIKES

[Anonymous No.17935933]

>>17935901
What a dumb faggot.

[Anonymous No.17935937]

when do you think the stock market will bottom out? I can't see it going much lower and I am scared that I will join too late.

I am now transfering 60k to my broker but it will take till monday or tuesday till its there, probably. investing that into individual stocks. then I will probably transfer an other 50k and put it into SPY

what are your plans?

[Anonymous No.17935941]

>>17935597
>their last dividend yield
Companies don't set yields.

[Anonymous No.17935954]

>>17935872
1930s were a bull market, bro. Buy buy buy!

[Anonymous No.17935958]

Ameritrade vs. Etrade, which do you guys prefer?

[Anonymous No.17935961]

how long until a circuit breaker?

[Anonymous No.17935962]

>>17935929
Lmao who cares

[Anonymous No.17935963]

how long have we been in a bear market

[Anonymous No.17935965]

>>17935360
Why do people listen to this idiot Jim Kramer?

[Anonymous No.17935966]

WE'LL NEVER GO BELOW 19K EVER AGAIN

[Anonymous No.17935967]

>Dow 52 wk Range: 18,917.46 - 29,568.57

[Anonymous No.17935969]

Is this a buy or sell signal

[Anonymous No.17935970]

>>17935918
Industrial output is much, much larger than in 1929 just smaller as a percentage of GDP.

[Anonymous No.17935972]

STOP FUCKING SELLING YOU RETARDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MOMMY!!!

[Anonymous No.17935973]

>>17935914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdpBZ5_b48g

[Anonymous No.17935974]

CLASS WARFARE

[Anonymous No.17935980]

STOP FUCKING SELLING I JUST WANT CHEAP SQQQ GOD DAMN IT

[Anonymous No.17935978]

>>17935961
/circuitbreaker/ during white house conference

[Anonymous No.17935983]

>>17935890
Dibs on green jacket, there wans a 5% bounce yesterday on the last hour from -11% to -6%, the only thing we will see the next days is a red candle to engulf us all

[Anonymous No.17935986]

>>17935904
Actually this is capitalism functioning properly. Allowing the market to determine the true value of something can sometimes be a violent process especially during a crisis, but this is all working as intended.

[Anonymous No.17935988]

>>17935914
Dude what are you doing drinking at 9:30 am. Get a hold of it man.

[Anonymous No.17935990]

>>17935937
Basically the entire global economy is shut down and GDP figures are going to be through the fucking floor in April, I don't expect it to bottom out until at least then.

[Anonymous No.17935997]

>>17935918
This isn't 1929 even, 1929 people literally had a run on the banks. In this one literally every industry is going to get bailed out courtesy of future tax payers like 2008.

[Anonymous No.17936001]

Are there people in /smg/ who still, unironically, believe in buy and hold?

[Anonymous No.17936000]

>cramer talking about class warfare on cnbc
stop it right now you nigger. I want to get rich and buy cheapies not tear the system down. Don't put ideas in retards heads

[Anonymous No.17936005]

why are there voices in the livestream i thought the floor was cancelled

[Anonymous No.17936006]

New to options, when should I sell? If F falls further do these go up more?

[Anonymous No.17936011]

>nothing borgar
>printer.jpg
>BRRRRRRRR
FED is at it again

THE OFFICIAL /biz/ DISCORD LINK IS:
discord gg XeY9zy

[Anonymous No.17936014]

>>17935963
why do the boomers on investing.com have the worst opinions ever lmao. It's either boomers in the comments telling people to long in a global crisis or pajeets speaking hindi.

[Anonymous No.17936016]

>>17935918
I work in manufacturing, basically one of the few sectors still operating in my city. Driving to work today I thought to myself: wow, there are only nurses and people who actually build things on the road now. All the financial weenies are at home, all the marketing people are jerking off in their cheerios... this is literally what America is built on: and there is zero traffic.

[Anonymous No.17936019]

>Cramer indirectly talking about how fucked Ackman's segment was
lmao

[Anonymous No.17936022]

>>17935752
Unironically google and or check investopedia, whether you use your country's preferred platforms (I don't know what they are though I've heard the names thrown around) or a big american one they all have info on if you'd like to create an account as "a non-resident alien"

Non-Resident Alien is the term you want to google. Be aware that you can get double taxed: once by your home country, and by america, and that you'll have to pay to convert your eurobux into USD every time you do a trade (unless you convert a bunch of eurobox into burgerdollars)

It can get pretty expensive so do your research. This bear market isn't going away any time soon

[Anonymous No.17936028]

>>17936005

You actually believed them...? It's all a trick man to make people panic more.

[Anonymous No.17936031]

>>17935937
Dollar cost average, if you can do this over a year you will probably buy the bottom

[Anonymous No.17936032]

>>17935937
Around 7k. The bull run we had since 2008 was complete bullshit. The wealth all went into the pockets of a few individuals and society in general didn't improve. Now there's a crash going on due to both the coronavirus and the oil price war, but instead of being smart, they're printing money. Soon people will lose trust and the market will correct itself to its proper value, which will be around 7k.

Hope I'm wrong.

[Anonymous No.17936033]

WHEN IS THE PUMP COMING?????

[Anonymous No.17936034]

IT'S DOING THE BITCONNECT THING AGAIN

[Anonymous No.17936035]

Fucking Cramer shitting on Ackman kek

[Anonymous No.17936036]

When is the jobs report out?

[Anonymous No.17936037]

>>17935882
And this shit with UBER and APRN getting halted and all of the other stocks that have been halted the past few days. It's just total trash. No one should have had confidence in these markets before and now this is like the bully pissing his pants, no one should have confidence in them now.

[Anonymous No.17936039]

>>17935988
Not everyone live in burgerland retard

[Anonymous No.17936040]

>>17936000
>not tear the system down
>he doesn't want chaos

[Anonymous No.17936043]

>>17936001
I bought and held UVXY so go be a dumbass faggot somewhere else. If you aren't trading ETFs betting on this bear market you are retarded

[Anonymous No.17936044]

>>17936001

In a slow moving disaster like this, no. through most corrections, yes

[Anonymous No.17936045]

The real question is gentlemen: what does bill think about these latest developments?

[Anonymous No.17936046]

>>17935966
you fool. we're after 18000 now

[Anonymous No.17936048]

SUB 19K SOON
EOD 18K

[Anonymous No.17936047]

>>17936001
Yeah, just not yet.

[Anonymous No.17936049]

Cramer relax

[Anonymous No.17936057]

OVER

[Anonymous No.17936059]

>>17935988
>everyone lives in my timezone

You must be a yankee

[Anonymous No.17936060]

WHAT IS THIS GAY SHIT, I THOUGHT TODAY WOULD BE A BEAR DAY, FUCKING BULLS IN CONTROL AT ONLY -600!

[Anonymous No.17936065]

>>17936006
Sell at the point in time when you think that it is guaranteed that Ford will be $4. If you think that's today, do it today. If you think that's later, do it later.

[Anonymous No.17936066]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17936064]

>NO PUMP
>NO PUMP
>NO PUMP
????

[Anonymous No.17936067]

>>17935970
USA didn't export most of their industrial base and know-how to China? I must have been misinformed.

[Anonymous No.17936068]

>>17935986
>Class Warfare
Jesus Christ it really is the end of days in America


Why the fuck is QQQ lagging behind

[Anonymous No.17936072]

VIX is at 84.

[Anonymous No.17936073]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
MY GE CALL HAS LOST HALF ITS VALUE I'M FUCKING FINANCIALLY FUCKING RUINED

[Anonymous No.17936074]

>>17936001
Yeah the new fags that didn't loose 300k in the last month.

[Anonymous No.17936075]

>>17936006
I'd wait. Yesterday they announced halting production and today they are holding back dividend payout. It has a long way to go. I'd say 3.20-2.80. Hold for a bit.

[Anonymous No.17936076]

>>17935719
It doesn't work that way (contrary to what normies believe), it's an after the fact thing: it's a recession only after several quarters of negative GDP growth which means you've already been living in the recession by the time it's declared one

[Anonymous No.17936077]

>>17936033
Never. Jerome ran out of ink this morning

[Anonymous No.17936079]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB44ZZda2G0
How many americans dead by may?

[Anonymous No.17936080]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS DUMPING AHHHHH 700 POINTS

[Anonymous No.17936083]

Can we hit 18k?

[Anonymous No.17936086]

>>17936049
Cramer will soon kill himself live on tv i swear, a man can only withstand soo much panic

[Anonymous No.17936087]

>>17936043
wish I had of held. sold on monday like an idiot. Was my first ever stock market trade though.

[Anonymous No.17936088]

You are now aware that the same boomers who lost their ass in bitcoin just lost their ass in stocks also AND....AND they have a non zero chance if dying horribly from chink flu.

[Anonymous No.17936091]

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

[Anonymous No.17936092]

get fucking dunked

[Anonymous No.17936093]

>>17936014
He's right though

[Anonymous No.17936096]

>>17935914
Get a fucking hold of yourself man. Its gonna get a whole lot worse before it gets better.

[Anonymous No.17936095]

>>17936083
Can we hit 17K?

[Anonymous No.17936100]

Anyone eyeing AGNC ?

[Anonymous No.17936102]

>TQQQ puts
sell before lunch or hold hoping tomorrow is a bloodbath? Fridays have been pretty green lately...

[Anonymous No.17936105]

>>17935890
>line them up
>smell their butts
>smell their feet
>compare data
>have sex with the best average

[Anonymous No.17936106]

THE OFFICIAL /biz/ DISCORD LINK IS:
discord gg XeY9zy
>market only go up
>printer always on

[Anonymous No.17936109]

HOLY FUCK WERE AT -4% ALLREADY WTFFFFFF BROS TODAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17936112]

FINVIZ IN DENIAL
BASED

[Anonymous No.17936117]

>>17936095
Can we hit 16K?

[Anonymous No.17936120]

This all Drumpfs fault.

[Anonymous No.17936121]

[Anonymous No.17936124]

>>17936040

[Anonymous No.17936127]

>>17935420
Straight cash homie

[Anonymous No.17936130]

>>17936115
>>17936115
>>17936115
new
>>17936115
>>17936115

[Anonymous No.17936132]

>>17936120

[Anonymous No.17936138]

>>17936059
Yankeelander indeed.

[Anonymous No.17936140]

>>17936040
I absolutely do want chaos. I want corona-chan to crash this economy into the floor, strip the boomers of everything then kill millions of them on top of that, but I also want to be there with my cash in hand to buy cheapies and ride the recovery wave back up to financial freedom. Not have to suck shit cause the system got torn down and we're all too busy with bread lines and killing each other for several years

[Anonymous No.17936143]

>>17936102
No one wants to hold risky shit over the weekend anymore.

[Anonymous No.17936145]

>>17935914
Cities are JUST NOW starting to enter the Wuhan death spiral
>he thought it would get better

[Anonymous No.17936147]

>>17936120
Can we form an angry mob?

[Anonymous No.17936151]

>>17936109
Fake EOD pump from yesterday has to be corrected first

[Anonymous No.17936154]

>>17936117
I think 15k is the upper limit of the crash, 10k is more realistic

[Anonymous No.17936155]

I really wish I had more money to buy up fat blue chips to offload in 5-10 years

[Anonymous No.17936164]

MY JNUG CALLS NOOOO

[Anonymous No.17936173]

>>17936066
What's this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.17936175]

>>17936065
So what happens if it hits $4 today but I don't sell and tomorrow but falls to $3.50 that's bad? Or good?

[Anonymous No.17936176]

>>17936073
>total return -3$
Lol

[Anonymous No.17936179]

>>17935937
Panic bottom next week, crab for a month, the another crash wiping 30-60% value off the market as the lockdown and oil price war kill businesses leading to mass unemployment compounding with weeks of missed pay to cause a default crisis. Every industry is fucked because 11 year bull market followed immediately by the death of millions of consumers. How can there be a rebound when demand is literally dead? If the central bank tries to print every problem away, hyperinflation is guaranteed.
DOW sub10k and S&Psub1k EOY

[Anonymous No.17936177]

>>17936031
can you explain? I don't understand what you mean

[Anonymous No.17936188]

>>17935360
Wallmart stocks went up 17% this week
I guess that mass panic is good for supermarkets

[Anonymous No.17936200]

>>17936075
The further below $4 the better for me, correct?

[Anonymous No.17936205]

WHO SHORTED THE MARKET WHY DIDN'T THE GOVERNMENT STOP THIS

[Anonymous No.17936206]

>>17936064
It could still pump on some bullshit good news later today, gotta see what Congress does with the bailout bill.

But yeah today's looking red.

[Anonymous No.17936213]

>>17935880
MMM BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.17936215]

>>17936143
they expire tomorrow so I have a serious chance of losing my ass if the ppt goes to work

[Anonymous No.17936221]

>>17936000
He's been getting pretty stalinesque lately
The other day he was talking about how maybe our government should look to put money into the hands of out of work employees rather than seek to continue propping up the stonks

[Anonymous No.17936223]

>>17936066
i push my fingers into mY EYES

[Anonymous No.17936225]

holy SHIT it's a fucking massacre

[Anonymous No.17936248]

Uber up 20%. Buy puts.

[Anonymous No.17936260]

>>17935767
No enterprise or bank went down so I guess it isn't that bad

[Anonymous No.17936261]

>>17936022
I had already googled, but all the answers I could find were very shill-y.

ty for the knowledge

[Anonymous No.17936263]

>>17936205
we want to see it burn.

[Anonymous No.17936288]

Has north american oil bottomed out boys? This price war cant keep going much longer r-right?

[Anonymous No.17936289]

>>17935360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
Thread Meme

[Anonymous No.17936310]

>>17936154
15k is the floor

[Anonymous No.17936315]

Welp I’m buying a shitload of UWT

[Anonymous No.17936316]

>>17936225
BUT MUH VACCINE

[Anonymous No.17936325]

>>17936248
For what date/price you reckon?

[Anonymous No.17936355]

>>17936179
kek. well memed

[Anonymous No.17936374]

Holy shit lost nearly 1K in 30 minutes lol

That sharp pump though

[Anonymous No.17936397]

It would be retarded to buy TVIX now right?
Fundamentally I believe the market will continue to shit itself

But it's been up / down every day until now, though perhaps the fed is out of pump (but that should unironically be impossible since it's all electronic IOUs)?

[Anonymous No.17936402]

>>17936288
Neither side is talking. At least publicly. The price war goes on unabated.

[Anonymous No.17936421]

>>17936288
Oil is fucking dead. Global economy is shut down so supply is just stacking up in an already oversupplied world. Demand will not return for months and much lower than before because a large chunk of the entire population are going to disappear. Trump already mentioned increasing the strategic reserve, which means a bunch of oil sitting around to get dumped onto the market when this pandemic runs its course.

[Anonymous No.17936441]

>>17936225
>>17936316
Oh never mind it just moved I guess

[Anonymous No.17936482]

>>17936397
Bottom is 2100-2000 on S&P ... you dont have much more time before the mother of all bounces

[Anonymous No.17936518]

>>17936397
My understanding of the way it works is, yes, probably. But I am just a guy on a Bavarian Lemon Squeezing Forum. It might go a little bit higher, but it could very easily crab for months before dropping back down.

The time to buy it was a week ago. I am still kicking myself.

[Anonymous No.17936534]

>>17936482
MOAB

[Anonymous No.17936543]

>>17936482
Lol you sweet summer child

[Anonymous No.17936598]

>>17936543
How are you shorting this?

[Anonymous No.17936615]

Which graphs do you guys use? Can't stand degiros and dont want to pay

[Anonymous No.17936646]

Why the fuck is a shit stock like planet fatness bouncing back.
It makes no sense. I hate day swings

[Anonymous No.17936689]

>>17936646
Ugh because of those deep values you dumb fag

[Anonymous No.17936823]

AAAAAAAAAAAA BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.17936826]

CZR HALTED GOING UP THIS TIME, MY $12 CALLS ARE GONNA BE IN THE MONEY SOON

[Anonymous No.17936885]

I sure hope you all didn't sell your calls yet ;^)

[Anonymous No.17936913]

BUY BUY BUY

THIS IS THE RECOVERY.

[Anonymous No.17937024]

>>17936913
something is habbening

I've never seen SPXS move from -3% to +3% in seconds. Whether up or down is a mystery, but it's deciding.

[Anonymous No.17937113]

And this ladies and gentlemen is what happens when a bunch of stupid bears don't stop circle jerking for 3 weeks about their short positions. ETERNALLY BTFO. You were so fucking convinced we would dump to the bottom you good for nothing doomers. While you were screaming in an echo chamber the rest of the market saw things for what they are, OVERSOLD. NOT THIS TIME BOG

[Anonymous No.17937200]

does this mean we have support for 2400?

[Anonymous No.17937253]

>>17937113
take a deep breath, u will need it for the coming dive

[Anonymous No.17937277]

We loaded up bobos, the bull trap is set!

[Anonymous No.17937327]

>>17937200
not yet, its testing support as we speak but I think its there. Futures are pairing live very closely unlike last few days where futures and live had a 200 point difference. If we can support at 2400 expect it to test 2500. Yesterdays dump was an oversell, the market is nibbling at the cheapies today.

[Anonymous No.17937356]

>>17937277
check the uber price hahahahahha

[Anonymous No.17937370]

>>17935681
I volunteer to fuck Gal to death, anon. it may take several years, tro

[Anonymous No.17937454]

>>17937327
yeah, when I've been watching it for the past few days it seems like it really like to be near 2400. I just wonder if everything is already priced in(e.g USA getting many more cases).

[Anonymous No.17937459]

Uhhh is it going to dump again?

[Anonymous No.17937511]

>>17937356
I just bought it, at that peak. I'm still up 35$

[Anonymous No.17937558]

Ummm guys.....