/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17980502]

Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

>>17978669

[Anonymous No.17980528]

The era of the bull.

[Anonymous No.17980557]

>>17980528
Exactly! We'll have enough steak to last for decades.

[Anonymous No.17980563]

>holding USO and SQQQ over the weekend
>US sending envoy to Saudi Arabia AND states locking down left and right
Am I going to make bank on both? A man can fucking dream. Give me a stock crash and an oil rally.

Also, your guy's thoughts on Apple at this price? $220 for a company sitting on $260B during a deflationary recession seems like a steal.

[Anonymous No.17980564]

>>17980528
NOT SO FAST BULLKEKS

[Anonymous No.17980570]

We're at the bottom. Im so excited I cant sleep at night. yesterday I went all in ($20k) on a SPY 04/22 call. Wish me luck anons

[Anonymous No.17980589]

>>17980570
Once the stimulus hits, it'll jump, followed by a correction. Then we'll be at the bottom.

I do think that the 4/22 call will give you enough time to secure a nice bag.

[Anonymous No.17980591]

>>17980570
>went all in on a SPY call the day before unemployment numbers release
>JP Morgan thinks 2.5 million were laid off in the last two weeks
>States shutting down in a cascade
>Fauci is demanding domestic air travel be halted
>BUYING SPY CALLS

[Anonymous No.17980601]

>>17980570
Bullfags thinking this is bottom hahahahhaa.
Just wait until nationwide lock down is in place, say bye to your savings.

[BullsAreFaggyTripFagsFag No.17980604]

Don't worry boomers. Trust in the FED.

[Anonymous No.17980620]

>>17980564
Say your fucking prayers.

[Anonymous No.17980628]

>>17980570
>We're at the bottom. Im so excited

Kek, made me reply

[Anonymous No.17980655]

DC is extra fucked. SPX will be 1600 before May at this rate.

[Anonymous No.17980669]

>>17980655
Those mutt tourists are packed together like sardines. Your whole country is fucked lmao.

[Anonymous No.17980698]

>>17980528
based

[Anonymous No.17980699]

>>17980655
the absolute state of america

[Anonymous No.17980707]

CANT SPEELL BULLSHIT WITHOUT BULL
HAHAHA
AM I RIGHT JOHN

ANYWAYS HOW BOUT THIS MARKET HUH

[Anonymous No.17980712]

>>17980620
CLASSIC Fibonacci retracement, the bulls are back in control!

GOLDEN BULL FEEEEEL

[Anonymous No.17980714]

>>17980563
Unironically hoping for this too I'm long on GUSH and I've got spy puts lol

[cunt No.17980716]

>>17980655
*cough*

[Anonymous No.17980737]

>>17980669
you may not like it, but that is what peak freedom looks like.

[Anonymous No.17980762]

>>17980570
>We're at the bottom.
You’re gonna get shrekt so hard

[Anonymous No.17980764]

>GameStop is shutting down its stores in California, Kotaku has learned. This news comes one day after the struggling retailer told all of its U.S. employees to ignore state lockdown measures in the wake of the covid-19 pandemic, insisting that it was an “essential retail” business.

Wish I’d had the balls to short these fucks into bankruptcy. Can I do that and buy a call just in case it squeezes, so I can cover easily?

[Anonymous No.17980765]

A theory:

The chinks stole the weapon or were about to develop it themselves.

The US (meaning the US, UK, and Germany) seeing this, releases the vaccine virus (IE the weaker strain) domestically.

The US then (or China does so accidentally) releases the weaponized version in China.

The US has a record "flu" season and unknown coronaviruses are detected across labs in Canada as early as August, if I remember the post correctly. ...while China has literal millions die, are welding their people into their apartments, and are burning people alive.

The US says now "oh we cant test, even though we have tons of tests!" And they allow high profile people to get tested to show how widespread "the disease" is here.

However, the "disease" in the US is actually the vaccine... so the US must hide its true numbers of infected or the chinks will catch on. Imagine if 2 million people were tested in the US were tested and 1.5 million test positive, but there had only been 100 deaths? ...while the chinks have 100 mil infected and 10 million deaths?...the chinks would know...

So, for now, no you don't get tested. This will probably blow over with less than a million US deaths (and those deaths will be either the immunocompromised or the ones who unluckily were never exposed to the vaccine strain) and the US will come out ahead of China in the end.

The lockdowns and shutdowns in the US are just window dressing. Trump himself said this will just disappear... and has had to change his tune so as not to expose the truth.

This also explains the low german and UK death rate.

[BullsAreFaggyTripFagsFag No.17980776]

>>17980655
the ooga spice must booga

[Anonymous No.17980789]

>>17980764
do it. can't wait to see them go broke. they've been a parasite to gaming consumers for too long.

[Anonymous No.17980799]

>>17980765
how do you come up with this shit

[Anonymous No.17980800]

>>17980765
Multiple citations needed. Take your lithium ASAP.

[Anonymous No.17980805]

>>17980765
the imagination of the american boomer is fascinating

[Anonymous No.17980806]

Signs to look out for:
>more companies announce shifts to test equipment and medical equipment production
>new cases per day peak
>death rate peak within three weeks of new cases per day peak
1-2 weeks after this point, we'll hit the bottom. There will NOT be a boom after this, however. Clusters will still form and smaller outbreaks will occur for the next year at least, however by Fall procedures, test equipment, treatment protocols and equipment will have caught up and be capable of quickly responding to and isolating new outbreaks.

Don't expect a true bull market until Fall 2021. This shit will crab for 8-12 months after the peak.

[Anonymous No.17980844]

>>17980789
Not really concerned with muh gamers rise up. Just think this business model is dead. In the future, people who want video games will get them from Walmart, Amazon, costco, and MAYBE target. And they can still buy used games on amazon or eBay.

Physical locations are going to lose business permanently if we don’t get some sort of miracle cure, and I don’t think we will.

However, they could get bailed out. But I hope not.

>>17980806
Morgan stanley Or UBS I forget says we need to worsening data before we can bottom.

[Anonymous No.17980848]

>>17980528
2 million+ people are about to get unemployment checks within a week. If you're bullish you deserve all losers that are about to come to you.

[Anonymous No.17980864]

HK, Taiwan and Singapore are getting record numbers of imported cases everyday. Also the entire SEA is getting hammered. They're the ones to watch for after EU/NA

[BullsAreFaggyTripFagsFag No.17980872]

>>17980848
bullfags are delusional. They have a short circuit somewhere in their brain. Best thing you can do it take advantage of them before someone else does.

[Anonymous No.17980894]

>>17980872
I’m balls deep in SPY puts but you’ve posted this same image nearly 100 times kek

You might have a mental illness

[Anonymous No.17980895]

https://brrr.money

[BullsAreFaggyTripFagsFag No.17980899]

>>17980894
post your losses boomer

[Anonymous No.17980902]

>>17980848
imagine thinking this is true vs them overestimating so that the market bumps when they wildly overestimated, by intent

[Anonymous No.17980938]

>>17980894
The people who put on a name or trip on an anonymous imageboard when it isn’t necessary for continuity are always mentally ill or have major personality disorders. Feeding them attention rewards bad behavior, so ignore them.

[Anonymous No.17980947]

>he hasn't bought yet
enjoy missing the bottom

[Anonymous No.17980951]

>>17980805
Boomer mental aqua aerobics

[Anonymous No.17980956]

>>17980848
>2 million people get free money in the mail
>this is bad for the economy
Yes. Bobo man good. Stocks always go down.

[Anonymous No.17980958]

>>17980899
I’m up 31k since Feb first

[Anonymous No.17980965]

>>17980902
That’s entirely possible. I might not want to game the employment numbers, it’s been baking in a worst case scenario.

[cunt No.17980973]

>>17980895
FUCKING KEK

[Anonymous No.17980981]

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/kratos-leader-combat-drone-market-190852388.html
>Price target $19 post-March
>Current price $10
>Defense stock that's all but won a major contract
>Perfectly suited to the future of warfare
Give me one (1) reason you aren't loading up on Kratos stock right now.

[Anonymous No.17980984]

Based af

[Anonymous No.17981004]

>>17980894
You show 'em! Throw all your money in a fire, then everyone will know how smart you are!

[Anonymous No.17981023]

>>17980984
my meme hat is on the way, delivery might get delayed because of corona

[Anonymous No.17981081]

aloha stock brothers

[Anonymous No.17981139]

Washington post article... makes me want to bet on the biden ticket. Could get us President mommy...
>Azar couldn’t get through to Trump to speak with him about the virus until Jan. 18, according to two senior administration officials. When he reached Trump by phone, the president interjected to ask about vaping and when flavored vaping products would be back on the market, the senior administration officials said.
Way to go, always focusing on the big picture!!
>Trump’s insistence on the contrary seemed to rest in his relationship with China’s President Xi Jingping, whom Trump believed was providing him with reliable information about how the virus was spreading in China, despite reports from intelligence agencies that Chinese officials were not being candid about the true scale of the crisis.
>Some of Trump’s advisers told him that Beijing was not providing accurate numbers of people who were infected or who had died, according to administration officials. Rather than press China to be more forthcoming, Trump publicly praised its response.
Here’s the best part, and it’s real and verifiable and shocked us all at the time:

> “China has been working very hard to contain the Coronavirus,” Trump tweeted Jan. 24. “The United States greatly appreciates their efforts and transparency. It will all work out well. In particular, on behalf of the American People, I want to thank President Xi!”

[Anonymous No.17981151]

>>17980563
>>17980714
>SQQ calls too
>USO long dated calls too
let's go boys

[Anonymous No.17981164]

>>17981139
>the president interjected to ask about vaping and when flavored vaping products would be back on the market
I doubted him for a second
but I was wrong
Based fucking Trump
I need that menthol mango in my lungies

[Anonymous No.17981167]

>>17980981
Because I applied for a job there and I feel like buying stocks in them would be some kind of conflict of interest that the interviewer would not like.

[Anonymous No.17981178]

>>17981004
kikes selling stock and pulling out

[Anonymous No.17981186]

>>17980864
Forgot to mention a plurality of those imported cases are from UK, even outnumbering those imported from US by 3:1

[BullsAreFaggyTripFagsFag No.17981211]

>>17981167
Are you retarded? If anything it would make them more likely to hire you because you have incentive to work harder.

[Anonymous No.17981217]

so I understand that holding inverse/x3 bull etf's will lose you money due to rebalancing and are recommended to be held intra-day. Are there any x2 or x3 etf's designed for a long term hold? Say if I were trying to buy the bottom (not saying its the bottom yet no idea when that'll happen) could I buy a leveraged etf to hold for several years without getting gradually dunked by the rebalancing?

[Anonymous No.17981221]

>Try to sell based on RSA line, support and resistance
>Making like $5-20 over an hour
>Emotionally panic buy TVIX when it floats around $500
>Make $800 in a couple minutes
I feel like the markets giving me enough rope to hang myself.

[Anonymous No.17981235]

So how is that the Feds can create money and yet our economy keeps dropping?

[Anonymous No.17981239]

>>17980528
We literally dropped 30% off aths in basically 2 weeks. What makes you even think bulls have a chance at anything other than single day pumps.

[Anonymous No.17981246]

>>17981221
protip: if you make money doing something stupid, put that profit into something less stupid so it's safe, and then continue doing stupid things with your fuck around money

>>17981217
If you had bought TQQQ right after the financial crisis you'd have made a pretty fucking skookum return

[Anonymous No.17981248]

>>17980655
OH NO NO NO BULLBROS

[Anonymous No.17981258]

>>17980981
I bought a ton when it completely crashed a week or two ago re: huge sell order that was probably fat fingered

[Anonymous No.17981259]

>>17980956
dude are you mental?
You are betting on unemployed people to invest their money into the market? How fucking desperate and delusional are you bulltards?

[Anonymous No.17981266]

>>17981004
Wtf does your post even mean you ESL faggot?

[Anonymous No.17981268]

>>17980981
because there is a real
chance the thing just gets nationalized

[Anonymous No.17981285]

>>17981268
This isn't Boeing, and they aren't exposed to the commercial air market at all. They make stealthy jet drones cheaply, which is going to be the most lucrative niche in defense for the foreseeable future.

[Anonymous No.17981323]

>>17981246
>protip: if you make money doing something stupid, put that profit into something less stupid so it's safe, and then continue doing stupid things with your fuck around money
Thats what I did. I put that $800 into TVIX when it around around $600 because I'm expecting some sort of bombshell over the weekend. I noticed it always shoots up, although it's starting to hit a limit.

[Anonymous No.17981372]

>>17981235
NOOOOO NOT MY FREGGIN CENTRAL BANKERINOS

[Anonymous No.17981381]

>>17980848
When does employment numbers come out?

[Anonymous No.17981393]

Who here bought the bottom

[Anonymous No.17981404]

>>17981393
China is currently lying to pretend like they bounced back. People are falling for it. This is a pullback which will turn blood red in a week or two. >>17981380

[Anonymous No.17981430]

[Anonymous No.17981443]

>>17980981
>KTOS reported fourth-quarter 2019 adjusted earnings of 9 cents per share, which missed the Zacks Consensus Estimate of 11 cents by 18.2%. The bottom line was flat year over year.
>Including one-time adjustments, the company reported GAAP earnings of 3 cents per share, down 40% year over year.

[Anonymous No.17981456]

>>17981443
doesn't matter, gonna get the Valkyrie contract, ez money for the next decade

attritable means replacement orders

[Anonymous No.17981465]

>>17981404
So what has China to gain by lying about this?

[Anonymous No.17981473]

>>17981259
Has to be a larp. There's no way he's being serious...right anon?

[Anonymous No.17981475]

>>17981465
To prevent manufacturers from pulling out of their country.

[Anonymous No.17981483]

>>17981404
>Chink slut made up BS
>White faggots eat it up

Right on schedule

[Anonymous No.17981485]

>>17981465
Gose

[Anonymous No.17981491]

>>17981475
You are stupid if you believe this.

[Anonymous No.17981496]

Why they're doing this?

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/economy/federal-reserve-to-lend-additional-1-trillion-a-day-to-large-banks

[Anonymous No.17981505]

>>17981483
>China is lying
>>17981491
>You are stupid to believe China is lying
?????????

[Anonymous No.17981519]

>>17981496
Based, it's all going to be ok

[Anonymous No.17981574]

>>17981475
But the manufacturers are Chinese and the govt wouldn't allow them to emigrate.

[Anonymous No.17981600]

>>17981246
ty for teaching me new word skookum

[Anonymous No.17981608]

>>17980655
Honestly we never had a fucking chance of stopping this thing from spreading. People are too fucking selfish and stupid to follow simple procedures. I bet like retards those people are touching the same handrails that hundreds of others have touched that day too

[Anonymous No.17981613]

>>17981574
I mean the foreign companies that buy from the manufacturers. I said manufacturers because everyone gets their shit manufactured in China.

[Anonymous No.17981626]

>>17981608
Everyone is too comfortable. Maybe this will shake them up a bit.

[Anonymous No.17981635]

>>17981608
Why contain it?

[Anonymous No.17981689]

>>17981635
MUH FUCKING STONKS WERE TO HIGH THEY NEEDED TO GO DOWN

[Anonymous No.17981693]

The /biz/trader profile:
>is sporadic
>he knows the expression great depression, has no clue what it means
>listens to msnbc, cnn, fox news
>daytrades
>wants to get rich as fast as possible to escape 8-5
>trades because his emotions tell him to
>his "diversification" can all be found in the dow jones index
>every drop is a bear market every rise is his golden bull run
>puts much more than he can lose. If he loses he lands on the street
>crypto is his main financial instrument
/biz/

[W33DBrahski No.17981877]

>>17980764
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.17981904]

>>17981693
sounds about right

[Anonymous No.17981946]

Bros

[Anonymous No.17981962]

>>17980655
Dios mios

[Anonymous No.17981973]

>wake up this morning, slight nausea
>feeling dizzy now
>chest is feeling tight, shorter breaths
bros... not like this, please dont tell me its what i think it is

[Anonymous No.17981978]

>>17981962
>filename
kek

[based No.17981983]

why do cunts keep saying that they are about to "deploy" capital? i dont get it, do they think they are some sort of stock market general that is about to send the troops out? fuck off already

[W33DBrahski No.17981993]

>>17981983
Yes

[Anonymous No.17982000]

Going to INCREASE contributions to my pension. Get some of those cheap cheap equity OH YEAH RAMP IT UP BABY

You mad faggots? You mad? You jelly? Stimulus plans will ensure this is the BOTTOM so I'm getting great value in my pension and time for it to recover

YOU MAD BRO YOU MAD

[Anonymous No.17982008]

>>17981164
based

[Anonymous No.17982012]

>>17981381
thursday

[Anonymous No.17982013]

>>17982000
They already dropped 1.5 trillion on the market. What is this stimulus going to change?

[Anonymous No.17982018]

>>17982013
Investor confidence

[Anonymous No.17982026]

>>17982018
That's just going to be a bulltrap. Look at every crash. There's always a giant bulltrap.

[Anonymous No.17982063]

>>17981973
anon dont think it be like it is but it do, f my man

[Anonymous No.17982072]

>>17982026
Nonsense. In that case every one knows exactly what's going to happen if it simply repeats. The stock market is unknown and mysterious

[Anonymous No.17982079]

>>17982012
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.17982086]

I will NEVER sell

I have iron hands

NEVER SELLING IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

[Anonymous No.17982128]

>>17982072
>In that case every one knows exactly what's going to happen if it simply repeats.
Tons of people unironically think this is the bottom. This quad witching meme will reinforce it. The stimulus will reinforce it. The market going up will reinforce it. Then when the effects of the stimulus pass, America starts reaching Italy levels with crowded hospitals, the prisoners China sent to the factories start dying, etc. Then it dumps again.

[Anonymous No.17982144]

>>17981693
Seems based

[Anonymous No.17982146]

SHOULD I BUY AAPL CHEAPIES
>SHOULD I BUY AAPL CHEAPIES
SHOULD I BUY AAPL CHEAPIES
>SHOULD I BUY AAPL CHEAPIES
SHOULD I BUY AAPL CHEAPIES
>SHOULD I BUY AAPL CHEAPIES

[based No.17982150]

>>17981993
ill end you

[Anonymous No.17982156]

Hurry up already with the 2400 Govt check! I've got recent investment costs to cover and a credit card to pay off.

[Anonymous No.17982160]

>>17980895
based

[Anonymous No.17982167]

Bill Mitchell is a living work of art.

[Anonymous No.17982174]

>>17982146
no, coronavirus isn't going away anytime soon, We aren't even close to the bottom, we are going to absolutely 0, We are already passed the point of return. You should already have food, water, ar15, 2000 rounds of ammo and gold by now, You never lose with this combination.

[Anonymous No.17982182]

>>17982146
Yes, but we arent at cheap yet fren.

[Anonymous No.17982183]

>>17982128
We're actually entering the Great Depression of the 21st Century

[Anonymous No.17982191]

>>17982146
no

[Anonymous No.17982205]

riddle a financially illiterate fuck like me this
why is only the us allowed to print infinite money in order to try to save their asses?

[Anonymous No.17982206]

>>17982183
Most likely. The only thing I hope comes out of this is those SJW retards saying that the virus is racist lose all credibility.

[Anonymous No.17982216]

>>17982167
>His twitter feed

Holy shit, there is going to be a correlation between watching FOX News and pro-trump boomer social media and coronavirus deaths. Dying in a pandemic to own the libs.

[Anonymous No.17982237]

IT'S GOING TO BE OK

BUY STONKS NOW!!!! CHECK THEM

[based No.17982244]

>>17982237
dubs and we keep dumping

[Anonymous No.17982277]

>>17982205
Because of deals made decades ago with OPEC where all oil barrels purchased must be in dollars.

[Anonymous No.17982281]

>>17982244
Let me get my cheap puts first.

[Anonymous No.17982283]

This place is poison and a waste of time. For every 1000 idiotic posts there is maybe one that is legit information you can take into account.
Im pretty sure most of you just gamble with chump change and are in it for spamming memes and pol garbage above all else

[Anonymous No.17982294]

>>17982244
based

[Anonymous No.17982321]

>>17982244
Fuck off buy stonks

[Anonymous No.17982328]

>>17982283
No shit retard.

[Anonymous No.17982330]

Any other Britbongs here gonna start buying Wetherspoons?

[Anonymous No.17982332]

going all in RDSB soon

suiciding in 1-2 years if I fail

[Anonymous No.17982344]

>>17982244

[Anonymous No.17982353]

>>17982330
kek spoons. hadnt thought about it. probably not a bad call once if it dumps a bit from being shut

[Assblaster No.17982400]

>>17981443
JESUS CHRIST I LOVE OLD CGI

[Anonymous No.17982521]

>>17982353
Going to put most of my income into Spoons & Greggs over the next few months, maybe a little in Games Workshop.

[Anonymous No.17982648]

>>17980655
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

[Anonymous No.17982657]

>>17981465
Face

[Anonymous No.17982680]

>>17981693
Pretty much sums it up

[Anonymous No.17982754]

>>17982283
Yoo R ahh RETARDD

[Anonymous No.17982789]

prophet here

Within the next two months there is going to be a disaster of some sort unreleated to the coronavirus pandemic that will temporarily overshadow news of the coronavirus and fuck the economy even more

[Anonymous No.17982798]

>>17981693
kek

[Anonymous No.17982802]

>>17982283
what did you think this was some sort of secret forum for disclosing insider info?

[Anonymous No.17982817]

>pull up a chart of any given company
>slap a 20 EMA, 50 EMA, and 200 EMA on it
>these are your short, medium, and long term trends
>if they're all down you should probably not be going long

ITS NOT THAT HARD! okay it's obviously a bit more complicated than that, mostly with using other TA tools to see whether it's ranging or trending, but at a MINIMUM you retards should be able to understand that if the short term trend is falling below the long term trend, it's bearish.

literally at least wait until the MA's line up going up instead of going down. why the fuck are you fighting the trend? you can make money whether the market goes up or down, your only job is figuring out which one it's going to pick and managing your risk appropriately.

[Anonymous No.17982819]

Hey probears I had an idea an idea I wanted to bounce off you guys, what about shorting mmb - mortgage backed securities etf? Real-estate hasn't felt it yet but they will right, coz people can't pay their loans n shit. It's only gone down 5% so far.

[Anonymous No.17982822]

>>17982789
It doesn't take a prophet to realize this will die down by late April.

[Anonymous No.17982823]

>>17982789
prophet here

Within the next two months there is going to be a disaster of some sort in your mom's anus, because im going to fuck her even more during that time

[Anonymous No.17982828]

>>17982817
>fake indicator nonsense
wew, should we also wait to trade until the full moon?

[Anonymous No.17982841]

>>17982828
>literally the average price
>fake

W E W

[Anonymous No.17982845]

>>17982828
You read like you're a fucking fag

[Anonymous No.17982876]

>Want some FTSE 100 ETF
>Took almost two weeks to get my broker account sorted
>I can finally invest now, just have to wait for the weekend to pass and then I can buy
>Price updates one last time earlier tonight
>It's up 7%
Fuck! How do I cope? How the fuck do I cope?

What's my chances of a red Monday? I need it blood red. Have the future been pointing that way?

[Anonymous No.17982920]

What do you think will happen to Bitcoin on Monday and in the coming weeks? While it tanked with the rest of the markets in the past few weeks, it's now been gaining like it's trying to uncouple itself from the traditional markets

[Anonymous No.17982931]

>>17982146
Apple ain't even gonna be close to cheap until at least $160

[Anonymous No.17982941]

>>17982920
You mean that whales are exit scamming crypto idiots

[Anonymous No.17982951]

>>17980984
>I hate traders!!!
This faggot is the reason we were sitting on a bubble and why Tesla was trading at 637494826x earnings

[Anonymous No.17983001]

Feels good to have made it through the bottom. We will all be laughing about this 2 months from now.

[Anonymous No.17983035]

>>17980848
So what's the move? I don't get it? Lot's of people are going to throw that extra money at crypto. I don't need the money but I'll throw it at crypto. Way I see it is everyone's cash just got devalued.

[Anonymous No.17983036]

>>17983001
not even close the burgers haven't even been touched

[Anonymous No.17983047]

>>17981381
Unless they delay it

[LCIguy !!+ONyCY3leLZ No.17983068]

>>17982828
fucking retard
never post here again

[Anonymous No.17983101]

>>17982283
post your positions big shot.

[Anonymous No.17983102]

new york is fucked
NYSE is never opening again,right??

[Anonymous No.17983113]

>>17980502
>https://fintel.io/

is this worth paying for?

[Anonymous No.17983140]

9,275 is the DOW bottom.
3,360 is the NASDAQ bottom.
S&P 500 will bottom at 1,189
Prepare your anuses accordingly.

[Anonymous No.17983144]

>>17983102
>jews can make money liquidating investor 401k's and then buying out the ACTUAL dip in a month
The world could literally be on fire and the NYSE would be open for shorts.

[Anonymous No.17983161]

>>17980502
How do those crafty Chinks time the stock market plunges to happen every time the president opens his mouth in public?

[Anonymous No.17983164]

>>17983161
The plunges come from the president opening his mouth
Also
*bbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

[Anonymous No.17983174]

Shorting LGBT so far it's been working.

[Anonymous No.17983228]

>>17983001
You may not be able to afford to laugh after today.

[Anonymous No.17983255]

KEK

>Goldman Sachs CEO David Solomon gets a 20% raise to $27.5 million

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/03/20/goldman-sachs-ceo-david-solomon-gets-a-20percent-raise-to-27point5-million-for-his-work-in-2019.html

[Anonymous No.17983284]

Is it just me or do we have people itt who suggest shit picks on purpose?

[Anonymous No.17983294]

>>Is it just me or do we have people itt who suggest shit picks on purpose?
god I fucking wish the board tourists would just leave

[Anonymous No.17983318]

I don't feel so good mr.Fed

[Anonymous No.17983334]

>>17983294
You mean losing money is the point of the thread?

[Anonymous No.17983337]

>>17983255
literal clown world

[Anonymous No.17983345]

>>17983255
>Solomon
you can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.17983351]

>>17983035
It's cash these people won't be earning any time soon, so it sort of levels out.

[Anonymous No.17983385]

>>17983113
No.
Their blacking out is inconsistent.
When you look at company ownership "current holding" is blacked out while "last holding" is visible. It's the other way round at the fund filing itself.

[Anonymous No.17983392]

it's gonna get really bad isn't it?

[Anonymous No.17983406]

>>17983392
Imagine the economic damage of WW1 and the spanish influenza combined

[Anonymous No.17983408]

Thoughts on IOO (S&P Global 100)?

[Anonymous No.17983412]

>>17983392
yeah...

[Anonymous No.17983422]

>>17983408
>IOO
unpopular with indian investors I've heard

[Anonymous No.17983423]

which nyse index we watching today? can i get a nice youtube link?

[Anonymous No.17983430]

>>17981235
The money being injected is not enough to stop the fall. The created money will not go away, so they can't go full retard with it.
It is in their interest to keep the interest racket running for as long as possible.

[Anonymous No.17983433]

>>17983392
we're honestly fucked

[Anonymous No.17983443]

>>17983392
if you didn't took your money out, now its the time

[Anonymous No.17983464]

Can someone explain to a brainlet why holding leveraged derivates is supposed to be bad? (longish term)

[Anonymous No.17983482]

>>17983464
>leveraged derivates
It depends.
There are many kinds of derivatives but the answer is mostly time decay.

[Anonymous No.17983492]

>>17980895
lmao

[Anonymous No.17983507]

>>17980895
reddit

[Anonymous No.17983508]

Well kinda good news. Went to kroger early (7:30 a.m). Plenty of stuff stocked, only thing they didn't have was butter (the "fake" butter was untouched). No big deal as I still had some left. They've put limits on stuff. You can only get 1 package of paper towels or 1 package of TP. Not both. Which is kinda retarded; your fucked if you need both. I still had paper towels so I was ok. but like I said if your needing both your fucked.

[Anonymous No.17983520]

>>17980895
>https://brrr.money
>try brave browser
kys botnet nigger

[Anonymous No.17983528]

>>17983443
what's your daily limit? I have a $2k limit and I'm a little concerned I won't be able to withdraw it all by the time a totalitarian lockdown sets in.

[Anonymous No.17983531]

>>17983482
So for a derivate without an expiration date, is there even time decay?

[Anonymous No.17983535]

>>17983520
what's wrong with brave? I use it and its good

[Anonymous No.17983541]

>>17983520
>doesn't know what a botnet is
kys retard

[Anonymous No.17983542]

>>17983464
Hypothetical scenario: underlying index dumps 20% in a day and pumps 25% the next day. You end up with 0.8*1.25=1 thus no change in value.
A 2x leveraged ETF dumps 40% in a day, rebalances, then pumps 50% the next day. You end up with 0.6*1.5=0.9. As you can see even if the underlying instrument is not moving you with the leveraged ETF is losing money.

[Anonymous No.17983545]

OH NO OH NO OH NO

[Anonymous No.17983550]

>>17983528
200 a day. In my yuropoor country

[Anonymous No.17983561]

>>17983545
Coronachan is going to drive the normies mad.

[Anonymous No.17983565]

>>17983535
https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/brave.html

[Anonymous No.17983566]

>>17983531
the exchange takes a fee for providing the leverage. so the longer you hold it the more they take
>>17983541
low iq post. I see you're this poster >>17983443, I was almost going to take a kindness to you and correct your English but it seems you're beyond help

[Anonymous No.17983567]

>>17983545
You just KNOW that 95% of them have zero savings or investments, just 10 Ferrari's entire rooms full of Air Jordans

[Anonymous No.17983573]

>>17983545
what does the NBA commissioner has to say about this?

[Anonymous No.17983580]

>>17983535
>uses literal shitcoin in it's faggy transaction technique

>>17983535
Some people also get fucked to death by horses, doesn't mean it's a viable option.

[Anonymous No.17983586]

>>17983566
>low iq post.
>says the guy calling a website a botnet

you're trying too hard faggot

[Anonymous No.17983588]

Today is already turning out to be absolute shit fellas. One o my monitor just an heroed

[Anonymous No.17983592]

>>17981973
You most likely have this terrible disease called hypochondria. Look it up.

[Anonymous No.17983605]

>>17983140
What your reason for this optimism?

[Anonymous No.17983607]

>>17983586
I don't think you know what you're trying to say. It's the wrong way around. Try again

[Anonymous No.17983614]

>>17981973
>woke up this morning
>got myself a gun
>Mama always said I'd be the chosen one

[Anonymous No.17983615]

>>17980564
>>17980620
That chart is outdated; Here is how fucked it is real time

[Anonymous No.17983620]

>>17983607
just stop embarrassing yourself already

[Anonymous No.17983632]

>>17983528
Money transfer among accounts of a same person are often exempt of taxes of fees (check it first).
Open an account in another bank to double your possible withdrawing rate (again, check for taxes and fees).

[Anonymous No.17983638]

>>17983531
A very minor one. Knockouts don't have an expiration date but they still adjust the knockout price on a daily basis to make up for the financing cost.
It also depends on the underlying mechanism.
Etfs which track futures don't expire but futures do. The guys who manage the eft buy the next contract when the old one expires. Future contracts with different expiry aren't equally priced. Most of the time contracts with expiry further out are more expensive which means that the etf has a roll over cost. The roll over cost is usually broken down to a daily adjustment at close or open. Look up contango and backwardation. Look at UVXY. Contango in action. Roll over cost can be really fugly.

[Anonymous No.17983648]

>>17983615
woah, christ, that's how things are looking?
Nice.

[Anonymous No.17983657]

>>17983541
>>17983620

[Anonymous No.17983663]

>>17982802
This site rewards people who sift through 100 shit post for one valuable one, the patient ones on biz make money

[Anonymous No.17983666]

i made a $30k bet 1 minute before closing that it would crash over the weekend and into monday.
what do you think boys

[Anonymous No.17983672]

>>17983657

[Anonymous No.17983677]

>>17983666
fat lot of good winning that bet will do yo, satan

[Anonymous No.17983679]

>>17983561
Yup. One less circus to be distracted by. How are they going to survive? Some hardline fans will probably unironically anhero because of this

[Anonymous No.17983692]

>>17983573
every
god
damn
fucking
time

[Anonymous No.17983698]

>>17983677
futures tanking made me already go +60% on the bet
now to hope it doesn't reverse in futures on sunday

[Anonymous No.17983699]

>>17983679
they'll just stream the games on twitch

[Anonymous No.17983703]

>>17983672
>saves the thumbnail instead of the image
c'mon mang give it up you're too easy

[Anonymous No.17983706]

So this is essentially the end of America as the world superpower. Will China or Europe take over as the world superpower? My money is on the chinks.

[Anonymous No.17983713]

>>17983703
>instead of the image
>doesn't know 4c

[Anonymous No.17983719]

>>17983706
No, the rest of the world is still psychologically too attached to the U.S. hegemony. The brand is untarnished for all the smartest and those who want to make it.
This will leave some permanent changes in how we do certain things, but the U.S. will remain #1.

[Anonymous No.17983722]

>>17983706
Money printer is the new superpower
You cannot defeat it

[Anonymous No.17983724]

>>17983703
>instead of the image
>doesn't know 4chin doesn't allow duplicate images (same hash) in the thread

pretty cringe bro

[Anonymous No.17983785]

>ah yes the coronavirus - what about it?

[Anonymous No.17983788]

>>17983719
or the countries that have been less than explicitly cannibalizing it over the years will just drop all subtlety

[Anonymous No.17983820]

You know there's a shit load of people who're having to actually cook for themselves for the first time now thanks to the virus. Before these people just ordered takeout or went out somewhere. Those poor fucks are doomed.

[Anonymous No.17983822]

>>17983508
>he is too stupid to buy baby wipes to get around it
How do Normies even breathe holy shit

[Anonymous No.17983828]

>>17981693

Why would the wojack shoot himself and also hang himself?

[Anonymous No.17983829]

>Driving down the road to the supermarket
>Blue lights behind me
>Pull over and put my window down
>Police officer asks me where I'm going
>Tell him I'm going to the supermarket
>He asks me what route I intend to take
>Police officer says this isnt the most direct route and thinks I'm lying
>He escorts me to the supermarket to make sure I'm actually going to get groceries

[Anonymous No.17983830]

>>17982920
Buy Bitcoin & Decred

[Anonymous No.17983843]

Oilbros, WW@?

[Anonymous No.17983854]

>>17983829
>police officer sleeping on the job
>he was under cover

[Anonymous No.17983876]

>>17983828
>perhaps he's wondering why a man would shoot himself before hanging himself?
absolutely banepilled

[Anonymous No.17983887]

China says this is the 3rd day in a row without new infected people. So maybe there's hope after all?

[Anonymous No.17983901]

Rememeber
betting on stocks lowers your social score

[Anonymous No.17983905]

>>17983887
they're lying obviously

[Anonymous No.17983918]

>>17983887
China's also been reporting more and more new cases over the last few days, supposedly all from other nationalities. It looks like a bullshit coverup to say that the impending "second wave" that the rest of East Asia is facing was imported from foreigners, when it was probably already there

[Anonymous No.17983925]

I'm a retard and jumped off the SQQQ train early
What are some other plays I can make on Monday?

[Anonymous No.17983943]

>>17983918
>supposedly all from other nationalities
All imported cases, most are Chinese nationals. You shouldn't talk about things you know nothing about.

[Anonymous No.17983945]

>>17983901
china is so based

[Anonymous No.17983958]

>>17983918
Taiwan, HK and Singapore are all getting hit by the repatriation wave.

[Anonymous No.17983972]

>>17983905
kys bobo doomer faggot

[Anonymous No.17984007]

>>17983901
You know, I've always made fun of bugmen for having a social credit score, but I'm glad their government is literally punishing them for cheating in video games

[Anonymous No.17984085]

>>17983666
I got the a similar situation. Most likely bro it’ll bounce at open.

[Anonymous No.17984093]

>>17983901
>>17984007
>i'm truly impressed by your resume. you would really fit into the compa- oh... i see here that you used aimbot on CS:GO a couple of years ago? i'm sorry but we won't be hiring you

>today on the news: 23 year old cheats on online game

>911 whats your emergency? i'm sorry ma'am but you cheated on a video game so you are banned from using police services. have a good day

This sounds so funny to me.

[Anonymous No.17984122]

>>17983102
No floor traders from Monday
Personally wondering if it’ll have any material impact on market moves

[Anonymous No.17984126]

>>17980655
Freedumb

[Anonymous No.17984140]

>>17984093
Cheating is so fucking rampant in china, it's part of why this social credit score is even needed. There was some article about how one school tried to crack down on cheating and the students and parents fucking rioted.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/10132391/Riot-after-Chinese-teachers-try-to-stop-pupils-cheating.html

[Anonymous No.17984142]

>>17984093
It’s more like
>make post criticizing govt
>your record now says you cheated at CSGO for years
>banned from all hospitals for life

[Anonymous No.17984169]

>>17983843
>CHK

are you fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.17984174]

>>17983901
does this imply they lose points by being a woman

[Anonymous No.17984265]

Do you think be its too early to buy cheap stocks from strong fortune 500 companies that have dropped 30-50% in the last month. I don't wanna walk away from this opportunity with nothing...if boomers are scared and wanna sell their Berkshire Hathaway and their s&p ETFs for cheap who am I to say no?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17984273]

i'm not feeling so well guys... Thank god for 4chan, netflix and good weed.. just wish the market was open

[Anonymous No.17984299]

>>17984174
It's Chinese so it's read right to left.

[Anonymous No.17984311]

>>17984140
I was talking about cheating on online games tho.

>>17984142
wouldn't the govt want people to know that they will be fucked if they talk shit about them?

[Anonymous No.17984313]

>>17984265
Don't buy anything whatsoever until S&P is at least below 2000. And even that would be too bullish.

[Anonymous No.17984338]

Was Friday the pump? Was that supposed to be it? Or is Monday the pump and Tuesday the bloodbath?

[Anonymous No.17984341]

>>17980895
i went to this website and the next day when i turned on my laptop it told me screen dictation was enabled or something. i didnt activate that myself.

did i get spyware'd?

[Anonymous No.17984354]

>>17984265
>Do you think be its too early
Yes. But no one knows when the bottom will really happen so if you don't mind seeing your positions go down some more you should buy them and secure what you want at current prices.

[Anonymous No.17984358]

>>17984341
no

[Anonymous No.17984373]

>>17984338
honestly if you were watching cramer or cnbc this week you would realize the overall consensus amongst the smart money is saying to buy now. the likelihood that it goes lower is extremely slim. you are going to be pissed when you didn't buy cruise lines or air lines or resorts and they moon 80% in one day when it was such an obvious buy

[Anonymous No.17984384]

>>17984236
I think either hydroxychloroquine fixes everything and makes things much better than expected, or this situation continues to get much worse than expected.

So rather than bet that things will get worse (i.e., recession, continued price drops), I want to bet that things will get *much* worse (i.e., depression, no cure or vaccine success till 2022). I think the payoff will be higher if right and I think that's what happens without a cure in the next couple weeks.

I also want to bet that things will get much *better* than anyone thinks- that a cure will be found and people will start to gradually get back to work within the next few months. That we may have a deep recession but not a fucking depression combined with death virus and lockdowns for the next two years. I wonder if some places like planet fitness, cruise lines, etc. would be at risk of actually going completely out of business, and how much time they can survive while shut down.

Any ideas?

In this optimistic case, I'm tempted to buy calls on the companies most likely to recover quickly if hydroxychloroquine lets them up sooner. E.g., maybe planet fitness, maybe Starbucks, since people probably want to go right back to those immediately. And I don't understand why Disney was dumping so hard when they are investing in streaming, but even if they open up their parks immediately, I'm not sure many people will be able to find a plane there or if they can even afford to go after being out of work for a couple weeks.

But people who work out a lot are probably desperate to get back in the gym, so I bet gyms recover fast. Maybe McDonald's, KO?

[Anonymous No.17984410]

>>17982283
I'm in it for the hot stock tips. Buy SNSS.

[Anonymous No.17984414]

>>17984265
Give it 1-2 more weeks. Then the govt funded dries up and the media will lose their attention and move on to something else

[Anonymous No.17984430]

>>17982283

>This place is poison and a waste of time. For every 1000 idiotic posts there is maybe one that is legit information you can take into account. Im pretty sure most of you just gamble with chump change and are in it for spamming memes and pol garbage above all else

[Anonymous No.17984434]

>>17982128
I'm almost wondering if the best choice is not to take a short position immediately Monday but wait and see if I can find an opportunity to buy puts with low IV...

[based No.17984445]

>>17982283
not based

[Anonymous No.17984452]

>>17984414

Who is still in this market? I mean come on, everyone with half a brain is in cash rn.

[Anonymous No.17984451]

>>17981983

You fuck off cunt or I'll deploy my dick in your butt

[Anonymous No.17984493]

>>17984452
I put my 401 into bonds for the last year. Was up 15% last year, down 5% this year. Gonna go to an aggressive S&P and far out retirement date next month.

[Anonymous No.17984494]

>>17983901
based system
scared those who are lazy and hate their relatives
but this system have flaws, flaws where citizens are scared and cornered to obey.
This system has to be in some shape or form, almost voluntarily to participate.
Where in US people seek higher credit score to get better relations with banks, system could be reinvented for people to seek better credit scores in other forms, not just good credit repayments.
The part about fast tracking work promotion doesn't apply in current world economies, it only applies to north korea. You don't want clueless hammer swinger to oversee chemical product factories just because he donated blood every single week.

[Anonymous No.17984516]

Should i buy Amazon at 1,846?

[Anonymous No.17984549]

>>17984516
I am intersted in Amazon but surely they will be antitrust soon.

[Anonymous No.17984556]

>>17982283
>>17984430
>This place is poison and a waste of time. For every 1000 idiotic posts there is maybe one that is legit information you can take into account. Im pretty sure most of you just gamble with chump change and are in it for spamming memes and pol garbage above all else

[Anonymous No.17984566]

>>17984384
https://www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/03/21/stocks-can-return-to-records-early-next-year-if-the-us-can-curb-coronavirus-spread-says-jpmorgan.html

Looks like I'm not the only one thinking this.

If hcq is 50/50 to fix this situation fast, you need to triple your money to break even, assuming a pessimistic 50% tax rate. Seems like that may be possible with the right otm calls, but IV is high enough that I'm not sure if I would get that profit if I was right. Does anyone have any ideas?

[Anonymous No.17984602]

>>17984549
How does that work? Do you get a share on all the companies Amazon becomes after being split up?

[Anonymous No.17984607]

>>17984566
www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/03/21/stocks-can-return-to-records-early-next-year-if-the-us-can-curb-coronavirus-spread-says-jpmorgan.html

Fixed.

[Anonymous No.17984608]

>>17980737
Mcfag is closed in my country. Is it closed yet in Burgerstan?

[Anonymous No.17984621]

>>17984566
https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/03/21/stocks-can-return-to-records-early-next-year-if-the-us-can-curb-coronavirus-spread-says-jpmorgan.html

Fixed.

[Anonymous No.17984629]

>>17984607
Sure a bounce but where is this "WE WILL GO HIGHER" mentality coming from? Most of these stocks were artificially high to start with because of stock buybacks. There is a limit to those.

[Anonymous No.17984640]

>>17980895
NO WAY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND

[Anonymous No.17984644]

>>17984608
Lmao as if we'd ever allow that.

[Anonymous No.17984654]

>>17983520
It's the other way around, goy. Brave is the good browser. Chrome/Firefox are botnets.

[Anonymous No.17984657]

So... Tesla's battery production is done thanks to Panasonic shutting down...

I'm assuming this will somehow make TSLA go up just like them shutting down their factory in Cali did.

What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.17984658]

>>17984608
it was declared an essential business yday

[Anonymous No.17984686]

>>17983706
>China world super power after this
How low IQ do you have to be to think the rest of the World isn't spitting at China?

[Anonymous No.17984687]

>>17982283
Look at what you did.
You upset the retards.

[Anonymous No.17984693]

My case I've tried to balance my greed with being smart enough to keep some money back to buy supplies in a hurry if the need comes up. I've done this knowing that the coming Govt check (2,400) will cover my ass. So $2010 of that 2400 will cover my investments and pay off my credit card (supplies) leaving me with 390 remaining for more supplies if needed. I'm still getting paid, even if they lock it down, I'll still get paid since I'm a state govt employee.

[Anonymous No.17984696]

>>17984657
>oh no because it sucks when businesses adapt!
Panasonic was holding

[Anonymous No.17984707]

1 year from now I will be so thankful for this coronavirus. Millions of boomers lining my pockets cause they all got scared.

[Anonymous No.17984709]

>>17982283

[Anonymous No.17984715]

>>17984341
Your fingers are just too fat from all the tendies and you hit some buttons you shouldn't have. Why the fuck would spyware do something as retarded as that? Spyware is stealthy and if you ask questions like this you would never find out you have it on your system.

[Anonymous No.17984729]

>>17984602
Yeah. Say your a holder of Amazon. Most likely it'll split itself before the Govt steps in, Bezo's will see the writing on the wall and do it before the govt does it for him. So if Amazon splits into 3 parts (Cloud, E-Comm,other) then you'd get a share or shares based on the value of each part.

[Anonymous No.17984730]

>>17982283
we're all prospectors

[Anonymous No.17984738]

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[Anonymous No.17984746]

>>17984730
How do I profit off of the hacker known as 4chan!

[Anonymous No.17984757]

>>17982841
>average of past price has predictive power

[Anonymous No.17984758]

>>17984738
>posting a gf of the market getting pumped
You should post guro, this is a bear market faggot. Ain't no pumping goin on her'e

[Anonymous No.17984761]

>>17981693
I would add options to his main financial instrument. This thread is 90% option gamblers.

[Anonymous No.17984770]

>>17984549
Do you think ebay is better?

[Anonymous No.17984775]

>>17984657
What? Tesla ditched Panasonic because Musk will announce in-house next gen dry batteries in April.

[Anonymous No.17984776]

>>17984758
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[Anonymous No.17984777]

>>17981693
>t: mastertrader who never makes mistakes and does everything perfectly yet refuses to state what he actually does himself because he is too afraid of getting memed on.

[Anonymous No.17984781]

>>17983068
>doesn't even know lciguy's trip
newfags have to leave

[Anonymous No.17984785]

>>17984707
Hopefully all those boomers will be dead

[Anonymous No.17984794]

>>17982283
/biz/ would be the last place I would take advice from. I come here to see the latest memes and pretend I'm on the losing side when the market moves.

[Anonymous No.17984814]

>>17984794
Do the EXACT opposite of what /biz/ says.

[Anonymous No.17984816]

>>17984776
Now that's the market right now!

[Anonymous No.17984855]

>>17982283
Okay, let it out. What penny stock did you buy because of tripfags? SNSS? ONTX?

[Anonymous No.17984871]

>>17984814
The people who make it do it after learning this.

[Anonymous No.17984884]

Looking at Boeing and Carnival..................

[Anonymous No.17984910]

>>17984904
>>17984904
>>17984904
>>17984904
>>17984904
Nu

[Anonymous No.17984922]

>>17984871
GOD help us!!!

[LCIguy !!ROk0mnw/kLE No.17984934]

>>17984910
nigger

[Anonymous No.17984950]

>>17984884
Look at SeaWorld

[Anonymous No.17984993]

>>17984715
i duno could be a trollware

[Anonymous No.17985059]

>>17984950
Not bad.

[Anonymous No.17985106]

>>17984950

Hold dont buy