/smg/ - Sexy Margaritas General

[Anonymous No.17987317]

/comfy weekend/ - edition

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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[Anonymous No.17987340]

This "fren" shit is the gayest fucking faggotry I've ever seen. It's worse than smug anime posters, because I know it's the same fat disgusting smelly pieces of shit posting it, but at least the site was founded on weeb shit and anime posters don't think we're all friends here. We're not. We're strangers who share a common interest, but we're not fucking friends. Yeah we're all fucked up but I hate the wallowing in self-pity from these fucking NIGGERS. It's reddit dogshit. Retard faggotry like "fren" and "tendies" is NIGGER NEET SHIT HUMOR and I wish all you faggots would kill yourselves.

Seriously, I mean it. Buy a gun and fucking shoot yourself frogposters. It's not funny, it's not cute, it's the same "uwu so wholesum" bullshit tumblr does.I fucking hate normies and I fucking hate you.

[Anonymous No.17987353]

niggers

[Anonymous No.17987360]

crabs next week is /ourweek/

[Anonymous No.17987367]

>>17987317

Can anyone explain to me what the hell is going on with FLIR systems?

https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/?symbol=FLIR

Everything I see looks very solid, strong buy for most, and yet it was a biggest looser yesterday and aftermarket?

Literally no news on this.

[Anonymous No.17987371]

>>17987340
get some fresh air fren

[Anonymous No.17987381]

I really want to sleep with an Asian woman.

[Anonymous No.17987382]

>New York and California are locked the fuck down, deaths in Italy are steadily marching towards thousands per day
>I'm still running into people who think corona is just a flu
there is no bottom

[Anonymous No.17987383]

>>17987340
Who hurt u fren

[Anonymous No.17987385]

WAKE UP BEN

[Anonymous No.17987390]

WHY THE FUCK IS IT TAKING SO LONG TO GET TO ZERO?

THIS IS BULLSHIT

[Anonymous No.17987392]

>>17987385
why is he always so tired?

[Anonymous No.17987394]

CHINA LIED.
PEOPLE DIED.
WAR ARISE.

[Anonymous No.17987398]

>>17987340
Preach

[Anonymous No.17987404]

Are the news about FEMA death squads in NYC real?

[Anonymous No.17987405]

>>17987392
he's on benzos

[Anonymous No.17987413]

Oh I think they finally learned that Pence is better to take these Conferences rather than Trump

[Anonymous No.17987420]

>>17987367
KTOS anon here, FLIR should be a strong buy. I have no clue why they're dropping other than angry algorithms scared of the drop. FLIR produces military grade EOD sensors, which are basically ubiquitous and one of the ways to engage against stealth weapons. I'd buy that.

[Anonymous No.17987423]

LETS BE HONEST! WE ARE ROYALLY FUCKED!!! Even if this levels out and millions do not die by June. The economy is going to be the worst since the great depression and we are in for a shit storm. What are the odds we have a MAJOR war in the next half of the decade. I'm getting 1920's flashbacks all over again. I don't think this ends with trump or the republican or democrats. This is simply setting the stage for something larger in the coming years.

[Anonymous No.17987424]

>>17987405
with a wife like that id prob be on benzos too

[Anonymous No.17987430]

Uh-oh

[Anonymous No.17987440]

>>17987404
I live in manhattan so maybe I'll find out the hard way.

[Anonymous No.17987442]

>>17987360
kenny rogers literally sacummed to corona last night, first huge celebrity to die. you think this is priced in already

[Anonymous No.17987449]

Guys come on.

Is this "drug" curable or not?

[Anonymous No.17987457]

>>17987440
Nothing personal, but I hope they'll cordon the city off and stave it to death.

[Anonymous No.17987460]

>>17987442
rest in peace big guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY9Sxg8L8SM

[Anonymous No.17987464]

>>17987442
half the world population dying is priced in

[Anonymous No.17987466]

>>17987412
I think putting them in a chamber and subjecting them to intense UV would be the best.

[Anonymous No.17987471]

thoughts on this anons?
>https://ns.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fmhz1p/the_great_unwinding_why_wsb_will_keep_losing/
makes some interesting points about the expected market rally.

[Anonymous No.17987472]

>>17987457
>stave it to death
this was probably a typo but I certainly approve of beating yankees to death with sticks

[Anonymous No.17987473]

>>17987382
it's normal, it starts like that then after a couple of weeks people will get mad at anyone who doesn't stay home.

[Anonymous No.17987486]

>>17987472
Either is fine with me.

[Anonymous No.17987509]

>>17987457
Me too! I'll gladly take one for the team.

[Anonymous No.17987511]

>>17987471
>linking plebbit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17987515]

>>17987449
No you fucking retard. Stop asking.

[Anonymous No.17987530]

Shit I forgot I made a bet on who would win the world series this year. What happens if there is no baseball or MGM goes under?

[Anonymous No.17987531]

>>17987442
I don't see anywhere that he died of coronavirus

[Anonymous No.17987534]

>>17987511
bruh just take a look, it's some interesting projections

[Anonymous No.17987539]

>YFW SPY gets liquidated

[Anonymous No.17987547]

>>17987530
It’s like when you play roulette and you bet red or black but it’s actually 00 and you lose either way.

[Anonymous No.17987548]

>>17987420
So weird. Biggest loser #2 and there's literally nothing about it, no analyst updates.

A lot of articles about it also seem to lead to dead links.

I can't find a single reason for the drop.

[Anonymous No.17987554]

>>17987515
Hehe :3

[Anonymous No.17987557]

>>17987534

[Anonymous No.17987558]

>>17987390
pffft patience bobro, why would we bust our nut prematurely?

[Anonymous No.17987577]

>>17987423
Fallout universe soon

[Anonymous No.17987582]

>>17987430
Does this mean no planes can land or take off in NYC?

[Anonymous No.17987584]

free game in case you missed it

https://store.steampowered.com/app/203160/Tomb_Raider/

[Anonymous No.17987588]

>>17987557
Wsb is largely biz browsers anyway

[Anonymous No.17987602]

>>17987471
There's gonna be a bull trap. Any retard could predict this. It's gonna be embarrassing if the numbers are far off though.

[Anonymous No.17987603]

>Trump is there
>Press is a shitshow
>Prence is there
>Everything is calm and good information is being conveyed

[Anonymous No.17987606]

>>17987382
Fuck off reddit. Dilate. Hopefully die.

[Anonymous No.17987614]

We hit 20k boys

[Anonymous No.17987617]

>>17987530
>who would win the world series this year
Soon you can bet on who's going to win the world war this year.

[Anonymous No.17987622]

>>17987603
Pence looks like the real president lol.

[Anonymous No.17987630]

>>17987584
Got it, thanks anon. Is this a promotion their doing, or a price error?

[Anonymous No.17987640]

>>17987584
Neat, thx bro

[Anonymous No.17987643]

>>17987614
I'm surprised India hasn't been hit harder.

[Anonymous No.17987649]

>>17987382
The Italians are lying and using this opportunity to install an aggressively eugenic fascist regime.
Italian Supremen will dominate the world in 14 years.

[Anonymous No.17987654]

>>17987614
link to whatever this is plz

[Anonymous No.17987658]

>>17987340
Based, but I like some frogs

[Anonymous No.17987671]

>>17987643
There was an article on the BBC today. A whole plane of returning students from the UK took paracetamol to evade body temp check before landing in India.

[Anonymous No.17987672]

>>17987588
Stop trying.
4chan always pretends to dismiss information because it was posted on the "wrong" website despite browsing that site anyway. Truth is that they don't care about what's written there or even the market. They just wanna larp as a member of the sekret 4chan club while losing money.

[Anonymous No.17987673]

>>17987654
https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

[Anonymous No.17987674]

>>17987654
https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

[Anonymous No.17987676]

>>17987630
Its been going for at least an hour or two so definitely not a glitch.

[Anonymous No.17987684]

>>17987649
C'mon anon, Italians are very clearly the niggers of Europe, history proves it, modern times proves it. The Italian supremacy meme starts and ends in Sicily.

[Anonymous No.17987690]

"I will stop the motor of the world!"

[Anonymous No.17987702]

>>17987464
So basically we're at the bottom, half population dying is 50% of labour gone from economy. So bottom is 50% but since the half consists mostly of old people who add no value to the economy so the bottom is at 35%.
Bears are gonna get so fucked next week

[Anonymous No.17987713]

Expect a very red Monday

[Anonymous No.17987716]

>>17987622
>Pence looks like the real president lol.

Sadly, yes. The best thing for the markets would be if Trump is always off-camera "working on a very important deal" somewhere, and he just lets Pence run the pressers from now on.

[Anonymous No.17987724]

>>17987382
New York isn't locked down

[Anonymous No.17987729]

>>17987614

[Anonymous No.17987738]

>>17987671
So. They are just where the US was in January/February. Got it.

[Anonymous No.17987745]

>>17987588
Not a problem, we've got more than enough rope.

[Anonymous No.17987744]

>>17987713
The last several mondays have been so crazy that if this is less than a fucking 15% drop in everything it will feel underwhelming

[Anonymous No.17987762]

>>17987702
Sounds like I'm getting a promotion at work
>boomer know-nothing dies
>those who actually know something fill the role
>profits out the ass
corona is peak capitalism

[Anonymous No.17987782]

wich stock or index will profit the most from trump bucks?

[Anonymous No.17987784]

>>17987702
>So bottom is 50% but since the half consists mostly of old people who add no value to the economy so the bottom is at 35%.
Women, niggers and boomers are all a net drag on the economy.
The virus is the best thing since WWII.

[Anonymous No.17987786]

>>17987643
It's just begun
t. Indian

[Anonymous No.17987788]

>>17987744
give me that 3rd circuit breaker you fucks
stop teasing me

[Anonymous No.17987794]

What's the list of shit that could scare people into selling on monday?

So far :
>NYC and Long Island closing non-essential businesses and schools
>NYSE floor closed
>Boeing eating shit for the nth day in a row
>Massive virus expansion in NY
>lines out the doors of banks

[Anonymous No.17987795]

>>17987671
Who's better at cheating? Indians or Chinese?

[Anonymous No.17987798]

>>17987713
if people expect it to go red it will go green

[Anonymous No.17987802]

>>17987672
nice observation polaku cebulaku bro

[Anonymous No.17987807]

>>17987788
you can't trade for the day if the 3rd hits you dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.17987809]

>>17987643
They probably have been hit hard, they're just not testing for it.

[Anonymous No.17987816]

>>17987672
Speak for yourself, plebbit has flairs/user and other identity bullshit for attention. that's why its shit and will always be shit. i ain't reading anything from that basedriddled hellhole. Fuck plebbit for the same reason fuck tripfags

[Anonymous No.17987833]

>>17987643
they are too busy shilling BSV in their cyber-sweatshops to catch it.

[Anonymous No.17987838]

>>17987784
I thought the woms were less susceptible and we were headed for a Stacyarchy.

[Anonymous No.17987840]

>>17987795
In China its the government that cheats so id assume its more competent at it than a bunch of random Pajeets.

[Anonymous No.17987845]

>>17987807
Some people like us just enjoy the world burn and don't want to make any profit

[Anonymous No.17987847]

>https://twitter.com/jappoffjones/status/1241378414575181833?s=20

>Coronavirus Florida: Lake Worth Beach city commission meeting turns ugly
public access is starting to get feisty

[Anonymous No.17987856]

>>17987603

poker face pence should be the president
fuck drumpf and fuck orange people
RESIST

[Anonymous No.17987865]

>>17987716
good for whom exactly moomoo? let the orange man speak okay?

[Anonymous No.17987887]

What will the FED do with all those stocks?

[Anonymous No.17987888]

>>17987649
nothing in italy aside of crime was able to organize itself after the fall of the roman empire.

[Anonymous No.17987891]

>>17987816
Is that why wsb's off-meme discussion quality is unreachably high for /smg/-plebs?
>but muh names
pff

[Anonymous No.17987908]

>>17987643
https://twitter.com/i_theindian/status/1241033450427047937

>>17987888
Nah regionally we are pretty organized, at least in the north

[Anonymous No.17987914]

>>17987847
B A N A N A
R E P U B L I C

[Anonymous No.17987918]

>>17987340
Based. I'm glad this became pasta.
NIGGERFAGGOT jannies banned me for "trolling" but I wasn't fucking trolling, I honestly hate you stupid niggers.
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK FROG FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.17987929]

>>17987340

[Anonymous No.17987934]

>>17987887
bonds
the next step is buying corporate bonds

[Anonymous No.17987939]

>>17987807
I just want to hear CNBC screeching
Money will mean nothing in the post-corona world

[Anonymous No.17987944]

>>17987442
kenny rogers is said to have died under natural causes at age 81. no mention of coronavirus

[Anonymous No.17987952]

How do just a flu people cope with the fact that it has past the flu?

[Anonymous No.17987962]

>>17987918
So many angry manlets who are either 300 or 120 pounds, and have to use guns and their masks to pose in front of meme flags. Chill out coomer the barbarian.

[Anonymous No.17987966]

>>17987952
*blocks your path*

[Anonymous No.17987980]

>>17987464
>1 person dumb enough to buy a tesla still alive
>still trading at 700x p/e
yea nah

[Anonymous No.17987995]

>>17987724
>100% of non-essential workforce ordered to stay home

[Anonymous No.17987999]

>>17987966
People like him are just propping up the bull trap. Let him. I need my cheap SQQQ and TVIX before the next dump.

[Anonymous No.17988001]

>>17987340
ok fren

[Anonymous No.17988009]

HAS ANYBODY HEARD ABOUT THE TELECOM THEORY?

[Anonymous No.17988011]

>>17987966
based

[Anonymous No.17988012]

>>17987966
Bill the Flu Shill just doesn't rest

[Anonymous No.17988014]

>>17987952
>/pol/ plus a subreddit
oh im laffin

[Anonymous No.17988031]

>>17987340
Show us on the doll where the frog meme'd you, fren.

[Anonymous No.17988036]

>>17987966

[Anonymous No.17988043]

>>17987847

Fuckin' nice

[Anonymous No.17988056]

>>17987966
>switching from the flu to murders and abortions

[Anonymous No.17988057]

>he bought in months before it hit the real bottom

[Anonymous No.17988063]

>US will fund bailout by having the Fed purchase $2 trillion in platinum coins from the US Treasury.
Problem solved!

[Anonymous No.17988066]

>>17987847
hardy sounds like a chill dude, she totally got blacked

[Anonymous No.17988081]

>>17988063
So they are using up their gold reserves?

[Anonymous No.17988086]

>>17987845
Gtfo back to your discord you commie tranny!

[Anonymous No.17988092]

>>17988057
Hey that's me!

[Anonymous No.17988098]

>>17988063
ZIMBABWE MONEY

[Anonymous No.17988104]

>>17988063
>platinum coin
Fucking cool

[Anonymous No.17988111]

>>17988063
>Bunch of Fed lobbiests are using this as an opportunity to drain more wealth from the USA
>If the dollar collapses USA will be even more fucked

[Anonymous No.17988117]

>>17988057
I'm slowly accumulating. It aint perfect, but it works.

[Anonymous No.17988119]

>>17988063
PLATINUM COINS

[Anonymous No.17988120]

>>17988092

[Anonymous No.17988123]

>>17987995
Still have hundreds of thousands of people out and about every day

[Anonymous No.17988126]

>>17988111
It won't, if the dollar collapses we will begin.

[Anonymous No.17988139]

>>17988104
I hope I can buy a pewter commemorative copy for $50 some day!

[Anonymous No.17988141]

>The Greater Depression of the 21st century

There's a repo crisis that started last year, pension funds are insolvent, the government is bailing out every industry, dozens of CEOs quit their jobs in anticipation, senators sold millions in February, the unemployment websites are crashing to load, mass layoffs haven't started, supply chain hit hasn't fully manifested yet (companies will run out of reserve stock soon), quarterly earnings are next month, hmm what else? yes there is a global pandemic.

Oh right, there's a housing bubble, student loan bubble, sub-prime auto loans. What else? OH YEAH. All growth in the market since 2009 has been fucking stock buybacks! OH RIGHT any the fucking pandemic hasn't even slammed the hospitals yet. Do you realize by this time next month the average hospital will be swamped with elderly people who are literally suffocating to death? Picture it, and the media coverage.
We haven't even priced-in all the people who will be drawing out their 401ks to pay for mortgages, rent, and food.

OH yeah, and the food shortages. OH YEAH and the national GUARD is being DEPLOYED because of the very real possibility of riots in the major cities. OH YEAH and there's going to be an Occupy Wall Street 2.0 coming that will be militantly violent with a fully built-up army of anti-Drumpf cattle manipulated by strongest anarcho-communist black block America has even seen (as a reaction to the Alt Right).
Yeah mate this is the bottom for sure... for sure... for sure...

Prepare yourselves for a lost decade or more.

[Anonymous No.17988143]

>Warren Buffett bought DAL in late Feb
>Down roughly 50% already

Has he lost it?

[Anonymous No.17988144]

>>17988126
Some insane debt funded global government ponzi scheme. This was part 2 to 9/11

[Anonymous No.17988156]

>>17987577
don't give me hopes

[Anonymous No.17988164]

>>17988063
>using it's legal

[Anonymous No.17988165]

>https://twitter.com/mrvndn/status/1241046275249881089
what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.17988169]

I'm a poo-poo.

[Anonymous No.17988170]

>>17988063
This was written by some dumb marxist arab woman. Disregard.

[Anonymous No.17988177]

[Anonymous No.17988183]

>>17987577
>split into commonwealths
>annex Canada
>start WWIII with China
doesn't seem like a bad way to go really

[Anonymous No.17988191]

>>17988143
pretty much
i mean sure a virus is out of left field but coronachan is just the straw that broke the camels back
did he just expect everything to keep going up forever?

[Anonymous No.17988203]

>>17988183
I need to move into the pacific north west before this happens.

[Anonymous No.17988216]

>>17988183
N
C
R

[Anonymous No.17988222]

>>17988203
Cascadia soon, brother

[Anonymous No.17988227]

I'm sweating holding SPY puts over the weekend
Orange better not get that 2 trillion stimulus passed before market open.

[Anonymous No.17988238]

>>17988216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIgHy5qJ5dA

[Anonymous No.17988239]

>>17988063
>platinum coin worth 1 trillion dollars

[Anonymous No.17988253]

>>17988143
No, he just has way more money than you. A lot of boomers think with the money they earn they will just keep buying more until it averages up again and it will in the long run. Honestly, I know you think the debt is ridiculous now but I think it could grow another 9 yrs after corona and then deliver a super crash equal of 1929.

[Anonymous No.17988272]

>>17988239
Alex Jones was right.

[Anonymous No.17988275]

>>17988227
Same. I went into TVIX just incase something retarded happens over the weekend. I want to pull out then buy back in when the stimulus creates a bull trap. Congress wont be in session until Monday anyways, so we're probably good.

[Anonymous No.17988278]

>all airports closed in NYC area

[Anonymous No.17988284]

Comfy weekend?
Get to anon coins! > ZANO
Get FA coins > OGN

[Anonymous No.17988288]

>>17988222
damn, what the hell went wrong with america?

[Anonymous No.17988297]

>>17988123
yeah that's not a good thing

[Anonymous No.17988303]

who hype for the stock market crash monday?

[Anonymous No.17988310]

>>17988183
>California split in half
>other states that'd make sense to split aren't

[Anonymous No.17988316]

BOEING CHADS I CANT TAKE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17988329]

>>17988303
Me, Im rubbing my hands at these lows

[Anonymous No.17988330]

>>17988063
This was an idea floated around during obama's first term I think

[Anonymous No.17988331]

>>17988303

[Anonymous No.17988334]

>>17988303
Monday is a green day, stimulus package bro.

[Anonymous No.17988335]

>>17987340
based honestly

[Anonymous No.17988345]

>>17988316
>boeing
>chads
being a boeing holder is anything but chad
chads dont buy nannied pieces of shit

[Anonymous No.17988349]

>>17988316
Omg why are you still holding onto that? They are about to go die.

[Anonymous No.17988355]

>>17988036
thats the dead giveaway guy

[Anonymous No.17988356]

>>17988334
not gonna be enough

[Anonymous No.17988360]

>>17988330

[Anonymous No.17988361]

>>17988303
the colour of the day doesn't even matter anymore, for the forseeable future we're going down

[Anonymous No.17988368]

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that think the stimulus will save them
oh no no no, i hope you bought those puts

[W33DBrahski No.17988371]

>>17987382
The virus is a nothing burger

BUT

The risk is in Europe that they will also impose capital controls. There is a SERIOUS Risk they will compel the digitization of even gold in Europe as well as cancel the currenc7y. Caution is advised next week.

[Anonymous No.17988374]

>>17987534
Why would you come here and think anyone would be interested in that faggot site. We would just browse there if we gave a shit.

[Anonymous No.17988385]

>>17988141
imagine if this stupid ass bubble was popped 4 years ago instead of letting it grow even bigger. The people who run the FED need to be hanged NOW

[Anonymous No.17988392]

>>17987966
Billy Mitchell cheated at Donkey Kong and cannot be trusted.

[Anonymous No.17988391]

will we ever see sqqq going above $1000?

[Anonymous No.17988395]

>>17988297
Well there's no curfew. New Jersey has a curfew though. Things in NY are closed down though like clubs, movies n shit.

[Anonymous No.17988396]

>>17988356
I'm holding AMD from 38.40, if Monday turns out to be slaughter then I'm just pulling out.

[Anonymous No.17988415]

>>17988316
>tfw sold boeing for a loss
>not losing as much sleep as i would have had i still been holding boeing

just get out while you still can dude. those shares are going to be worthless after the restructuring of the company like what happened to GM back in '09

[Anonymous No.17988424]

how many more weeks of this covid19 thing till i can invest

[Anonymous No.17988426]

>companies going bankrupt!
>oh noes muh yootoob
stay smooth

[Anonymous No.17988428]

>>17988424
about 6 months

[Anonymous No.17988440]

>>17988424
Till Summer

[Anonymous No.17988448]

So how do we take advantage of the new hikki world?
Should be a good time for internet addicts to thrive...

[Anonymous No.17988450]

>>17988063
Holy shit. Hyperinflation is inevitable

[Anonymous No.17988451]

>>17988424
2 years

[Anonymous No.17988458]

>>17988424
>>17988428
Nah 2-4 weeks of lockdown and then we go back to a slow ass economy with very little volatility going on in the market and a slow ass bleed for a year and a half followed by an even more retarded bull run.

[Anonymous No.17988466]

>>17988440
fugg

[Anonymous No.17988467]

>>17988424
I started thursday, buffett started weeks ago, most everyone worth a damn has at least started nibbling. Dont try to time the bottom, when the turn comes its going to fly & you'll be left behind

[Anonymous No.17988470]

>>17988371
what makes you think that?

[Anonymous No.17988477]

>>17988450
We could have nearly 10 more years of this when we recover.

[Anonymous No.17988483]

>>17988143
Unironically yes. He knew better than to invest in airlines last century, this is senility kicking in.

[Anonymous No.17988496]

>>17988391
Yes if murican deaths due to coronachan go upwards into the 10ths of thousands, which I hope never happens.

[Anonymous No.17988504]

>>17988467
Kek, they are so many people who are going to be trading puts that they get screwed.

[Anonymous No.17988512]

>>17988496
you dont want to make money?

[Anonymous No.17988518]

>>17988424
48-64

[Anonymous No.17988530]

>>17988143
>>17988483
When these collapse, they'll merge and be bailed out and likely become monopolies. I'm not sure. Could even take it private.

Buffett likes to buy businesses that he'll never have to sell, because they'll always exist. He might know something we don't.

[Anonymous No.17988553]

Im sick of gay ass nigger Crypto
i want to go back into stocks, especially since everything is on discount

Whats a good stock that pays 5% dividends thatll 5x at least within this year or two?
>inb4 larp

im not fucking larping
I already cashed out 100 k i saved for taxes.
im done with this crypto shit, everything just moves with bitcoin now and the movement is so artificial

GIVE ME A STOCK PLEASE

[Anonymous No.17988560]

>>17988467
It won’t fly . Hopium

[Anonymous No.17988565]

>>17988467
There's going to be a giant bulltrap first. No one in America is taking this shit seriously and China is lying out of their ass to keep their economy going.

[Anonymous No.17988567]

>>17988512
I don't want to make money because tens of thousands of people died. Go larp as gordon gecko somewhere else, you're about as hard a butter on a warm summer day.

[Anonymous No.17988571]

>>17988553
Boeing and Crude Oil

[Anonymous No.17988583]

So
new york, california and maybe washington is completely fucked
I think this will have a negitive impact on the economy even if we recover

[Anonymous No.17988585]

>>17988553
Shale oil companies.

[Anonymous No.17988586]

>>17988553
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4332110-15-safe-blue-chips-to-buy-during-this-bear-market

[Anonymous No.17988597]

>>17988553
jesus christ nigga, this portfolio is so disgusting I'm having a hard time feeling sorry for you

[Anonymous No.17988601]

>>17988565
China has been lying since the beginning. There are literally millions dead in China.

[Anonymous No.17988604]

Threads like these have me convinced that you guys are just the equivalent of white niggers shooting dice with the "market" in the alley way of the internet.

[Anonymous No.17988628]

>>17988583
You are not seeing the worst yet anon. There is a huge, YUUUGE chinese population in cuckednada, and given how retardedly liberal they were in the most important early stages of the pandemic I'm expecting canada to burn.

[Anonymous No.17988637]

>>17988604
What exactly do you think happens behind closed doors in big office buildings? the only difference is they get to make deals with inside information.

[Anonymous No.17988640]

>>17988604
You're not wrong.

[Anonymous No.17988647]

how rich are these niggas?

[Anonymous No.17988650]

>>17988467
Buffet can afford to buy now and sit. He doesn't care about the bottom.

[Anonymous No.17988651]

>white
>nigger
what's the difference

[Anonymous No.17988654]

Stop limit at 5% incase Monday goes green and I'm ready to load up on some cheapies if it does.

[Anonymous No.17988662]

>>17988601
How does a highly infectious disease in an urban country with one BILLION people skyrocket to 81,000 cases and then grind to a complete halt? China is lying on their numbers at the least.

[Anonymous No.17988670]

>>17988585
All those companies are going bankrupt, forget it

[Anonymous No.17988693]

>>17988604
The entire American economy is built around doing this. Wage slaves get taxed the highest, qualified day traders get taxed lower, long term investors get taxed the lowest. Maybe you should worry more about your broken ass system than people who don't want to be burned by it.

[Anonymous No.17988702]

Realistically /biz/, how far could I go with just a $100 investment? It's as much as I could spare at the moment.

[Anonymous No.17988716]

>>17988662
They also are lying about bouncing back. They are sending their prisoners to work in the factories.

[Anonymous No.17988729]

>>17988702
to $0 is a pretty high chance

[Anonymous No.17988737]

>>17988702
A lot further than you'd think but you'd also risk going very heavily into debt.

[Anonymous No.17988738]

>>17988702
I've turned $200 into $800 so far.

[Anonymous No.17988749]

>>17988553
>Whats a good stock that pays 5% dividends thatll 5x at least within this year or two?
No.

[Anonymous No.17988750]

>>17988702
Depending on what you invest in

[Anonymous No.17988764]

>>17988702
You'd be better off handing the 100 dollars to a random person on the street.

[Anonymous No.17988771]

>>17988530
Airlines will never be profitable in the long term, and it's for fundamental reasons. Let me explain.

Airlines are highly capital intensive, both initially and on an ongoing basis. Airplanes are expensive to buy in the first place, and renting terminal space and negotiating flight schedules cost a lot of money every month. You also have to service and maintain the airplanes and pay lots of labor costs for everyone involved.

Additionally, customers have almost zero brand loyalty. People will choose different airlines over extremely minor differences in in price, which drives a race to the bottom. Most people who fly also don't care enough to fly first class to get better service or experience, so there's no way an airline can avoid the race to the bottom by seeking to be seen as a luxury brand.

Finally, with the advent of telecommunications and the internet, most in person meetings can be replaced by teleconferencing. Until now boomers kept in person meetings going but with corona, they're being forced to teleconference, and once the beancounters see how cost effective it is, business flights will stay low during the recovery and forever after. Government flights will also go down but more slowly because the beancounters have much less power there.

Basically, airlines are NEVER a good investment, and this has been known since the 70s. Every new airline is an ego play by the billionaire or national government that gets it started and they all lose money in the long run. The only real utility they have (international/intercontinental travel) is being replaced by teleconferencing. At best they can be profitable short plays, but I would never hold an airline stock for more than 366 days, and only then to get favorable tax treatment.

[Anonymous No.17988783]

>>17988738

How'd you do it anon?

>>17988750

I've been lurking /biz/ for two weeks. I would probably just try to get advice from you guys.

[Anonymous No.17988784]

>>17988702
enjoy living on the streets once you lose the 100 dollars on your first trade

[Anonymous No.17988796]

>>17988702
If you are a retard you can take out loans for betting against certain stocks. You can make a shitload of cash or be in a shitload of dept.
If you are smart you would buy normal penny stocks of shit that won't die out in the next year.
If you want a long term investment (10+ years) buy oil now since oil will skyrocket in 10 years

[Anonymous No.17988801]

should I sell all my stocks and buy a tractor and tools? that shit will retain its value forever

[Anonymous No.17988804]

>>17988702
>Realistically /biz/, how far could I go with just a $100 investment?

Short some penny oil or retail stock. Slightly better odds than roulette in the current market.

[Anonymous No.17988828]

>italians dying in the hundreds daily
>usa doesn't have enough supplies
>increasing number of cases
im betting the bottom will be reached around 15k in the dow

[Anonymous No.17988829]

So bullshit aside I'm currently set up with a few strategies for monday.
Sunday night will be when I refine my monday strategy a little bit more based on how futures will move. But I'm placing myself for a few more puts.It's entirely possible that they will skyrocket during the morning trading as it's been a major search term from friday afternoon to saturday morning.
I'm expecting that as a result SPY puts will moon during the morning trading and then trail off as the lunch hours cause trading to tail off before a selloff happens. Once the afternoon bids are placed by 1pm we will likely see a circuit breaker.
Going into tuesday we might get a rally to 220 from 215. At which point I would begin exiting my positions as this is a good indication of a bear trap. Then go full autist as the slump picks back up.
The real question will be the passage of the house and senate bill. That will give a little potential relief to the markets but if they wait until Friday to pass it then it will vanish in the wave of fear from the unemployment report from thursday.
Coming up on the 23rd though the result of the earnings reports, the news over the weekend, the russian saudi oil war and performance of asian and euro markets may very well cause a 3000 point drop in the DOW.
So While that may be my most profitable day ever, I think the entire week is reasonably in play.

[Anonymous No.17988845]

>>17988801
>what is rust

[Anonymous No.17988851]

>>17987584
Lesser game, but also free:
https://www.gog.com/game/mable_the_wood

[Anonymous No.17988871]

>>17988662
i gotta go to work soon
any validity on this?

[Anonymous No.17988874]

>>17988771
Makes sense, I remember one of Graham’s books talking about how bad airlines were as investments. But I think Buffett knows what he’s doing. At least, I’m confident enough that while I dumped some of my BRKB, I plan on buying it back lower.

[Anonymous No.17988890]

>>17988801
>he doesn't know

You have to try and buy old 1950's tractors or else you will get fucked by John Deere. If you buy new you contractually obligated to use their dealership to fix your shit. If you try and fix your own equipment you violate the contract you signed and they can fine you/confiscate your equipment.

[Anonymous No.17988891]

>>17988063
>Using it's legal authority to create money

I fucking love this sentence.

[Anonymous No.17988892]

>>17988845
who is this?

[Anonymous No.17988905]

>>17988063
Imagine stealing one of these coins.
You would never be able to use it but it would go down as the biggest physical robbery in history.

[Anonymous No.17988920]

>>17988892
Fuck off coomer.

[Anonymous No.17988930]

>>17988771
You may or may not be correct, but Oracle disagrees xD

[Anonymous No.17988932]

>>17988845
A meme lang only fags use.

[Anonymous No.17988933]

>>17988871
Not in the way conspiracy theorists assume it to be. They look at it as evidence that more people died than china said rather than ruling out every other possible explanation. For instance, a good portion of customers moved to 5g for that month period and that explains a certain level of loss. Further, they went all in on quarantine and did not always provide financial support to people. As such a fair few lost their contracts as a result of monetary issues. There is no indication that that many people died. Since it can be explained more logically through other means, it is not a reasonable supposition without further information.

[Anonymous No.17988937]

>>17988771
fuel is the biggest cost to airlines and air travel is a huge proportion of oil demand

[Anonymous No.17988938]

To all the people who told us that the bear run is over.

[Anonymous No.17988939]

>>17988890
They buy any old self-repairable tractors they can find just to destroy them or ship them off for resale in third world countries

[Anonymous No.17988940]

>>17988890
yeah I already knew that. So should I buy one? a used old tractor will 100% retain its value probably. The only problem is where the fuck am I gonna store it. So now I have to buy some big ass garage area where I can rent holding spaces for people and hold my tractor there. and the tools. Now I need a gun to keep that place safe.

[Anonymous No.17988941]

Whats gonna happen on Monday? When unemployment comes out on Thursday?

[Anonymous No.17988951]

>>17988829
Dont forget to factor in the new unemployment# that will come in on Thursday morning

[Anonymous No.17988953]

>>17988941
big red, possible circuit breaker. then bounce. unemployment is priced in.

[Anonymous No.17988961]

>>17988804
why would you short oil when it is at the lower point ever?

[Anonymous No.17988976]

>>17988951
That's near the end. The lines of "The real question will be" you'll see it tossed on at the end of those sentences

[Anonymous No.17988999]

>>17988458
Gov of my state has schools shutdown till end of April so I'm gonna guess they expect the virus to peak/decline then. But noway in hell this can last a year. Food shortage,other shortage would be rampant, pretty much anarchy would be the norm.

[Anonymous No.17989006]

>>17988938
Valuation and #’s of new deaths are being mentioned as reasons the market has to keep falling.
Doesn’t make any sense. Everyone is expecting more deaths. Valuation has never been a good tool to find a bottom.

>>17988941
>>17988951
>>17988953
Not sure unemployment numbers will shake the market. Goldman Sachs already put forth what might be a worst case scenario. If the numbers are actually better, the market may not sell off that news.

[Anonymous No.17989007]

I'm going to give you some simple advice for stock trading. Most of this information is common knowledge but it seems like most of you don't know that much about it yet.
The entertainment industry is having the worst year. This is coming off the capeshit craze. Whenever a craze ends profits go down. You know most movies out now are on digital. They are planning on releasing a shitload of movies into theatures all at the same time when corona chan is over.
What is going to happen
>a shitload of movies will compete against each other which will make every movie suffer
>there is a chance that people will still be afraid of corona and they won't go out and return to normal
>There is a chance corona chan comes back so we could be in this situation all over again
>more people lost thier jobs and have less money due to the crisis
This creates a bigger supply and a lesser demand. This means a majority of movies will ultimately fail since there are less people willing to go out to the movies for many reasons. This is also true for businesses like hotels and restraints (businesses with shittier health practices already) which all run on the middle class being able to spend money and a lack of fear of harm.
People believe everything will return to normal but due to fear and lack of money certain types of businesses will ultimately collapse.

[Anonymous No.17989009]

>>17988961
Unfortunately we aren't at the bottom of oil yet. 15 dollar oil is being discussed seriously in the wall street journal as the oil war between russia and saudi arabia is still ongoing. There is no indication that it has eased up yet at all. Further, with more and more of the U.S. going into a standby status, the subsequent demand for oil has fallen off the face of a cliff and prices keep adjusting down to compensate for this.

Sadly, we do not seem to be at the bottom of that valley yet.

[Anonymous No.17989027]

>>17987622

Trump runs his presidency and WH like the mob

Pence is basically is a consigliere to Trump

[Anonymous No.17989048]

>>17988976
Ah true. Nice write up

[Anonymous No.17989060]

>>17988933
China will never tell the truth. Wuhan is a city of 11 million people who are now all on lock down for months. There are no jobs, everyone is poo. They aren't giving treatment, they aren't giving food. The hospitals are closed. People are locked into buildings. There are easily millions infected and hundreds of thousands dead already. Italy's curve proves they are lying, they have an overall death rate of 4%. Even if only 1,000,000 people were infected in Wuhan, at LEAST 40,000 should be dead. China is a disgusting shithole filled with old people, smokers, pollution, malnutrition, lacking medical knowledge and resources. The death rate is probably closer to 10% in China. Every major city is in lock down and you can only go to work or home. They are importing prisoners to work factories. They are pumping out propaganda both internally and externally. Every metric indicates China lied since the beginning and is lying now and they probably have millions dead.
>Just a flu bro!

[Anonymous No.17989076]

>>17989007
Movies stopped production because of corona you idiot.

[Anonymous No.17989088]

>>17989009
>15 dollar oil is being discussed
You will get $10 and below if they both go on for another week or so.

[Anonymous No.17989107]

>>1798900
Don't forget that what the market doesn't price in is the reaction from the media until it happens. They already factored in the #s in relation to GDP but once it gets sensationalized by the media, that also effects the market. And that's not priced in yet

[Anonymous No.17989125]

>New York has the most cases
>doesn't actually shut down until tomorrow night
holy shit that's insane

I feel pretty good about taking shelter in the bay area. They had cases for a long while, and they put out the shelter in place order a while ago as well. One good thing from the libs not trusting the cheeto.

I would unironically vote Pence over Trump or any of the dems at this point. The VP is the one who's supposed to look like a clown and take the heat off the pres. Pence/Trump much better than Trump/Pence.

[Anonymous No.17989129]

>>17989060
China will never tell the truth but cell phone service records are not an indication of who is living or dead. That's kind of the entire point I was making. You cannot say for certain that 18000 subscribers missing can only be explained by death. That is supposition and ignores countless other potential explanations.

[Anonymous No.17989141]

>>17989125
I'm glad they are holding off. That way we can go go out and party Friday and Saturday then have a Sunday Funday Brunch with the squad before going to quarantine.

[Anonymous No.17989142]

>>17989125
Imagine how many people will fly from New York back to their homes

[Anonymous No.17989145]

Can someone explain how ETF compounded gains work?

Let's say I hodl 3x ETF worth 100 for 3 days, first day is 10% gain, next is 5% gain, 3rd is only 0.5%, that means the ETF would gain roughly 27.2 worth, right?

Why does everyone advise against holding leveraged ETFs for longer than a day? Are they just pussies afraid of volatility risks? Or is there an actual guaranteed loss?

[Anonymous No.17989152]

>>17989125
OH NO NO NO THEY SAID THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN

[Anonymous No.17989160]

>>17989006
Don't forget that what the market doesn't price in is the reaction from the media until it happens. They already factored in the #s in relation to GDP but once it gets sensationalized by the media, that also effects the market. And that's not priced in yet

[Anonymous No.17989172]

>>17988890
if shit like that is legal, this economy needs to fucking collapse

[Anonymous No.17989177]

>https://twitter.com/nbcnewyork/status/1241430604593475586?s=21

>#BREAKING: All flights to New York-area airports halted; some in-air flights being diverted or sent back to their origin airports
big red dong

[Anonymous No.17989182]

I fucked up and sold my SQQQ before peak on Friday. What other plays can I make to take advantage of Monday's drop?

[Anonymous No.17989184]

>>17989060
>China lied since the beginning and is lying now
Everyone knows this. But the Chinese money flows cheaply so everyone looks away. China takes over video games, movies, tech, everything but they do it with fat wallets so everyone snuggles up to the chinese tit to drink their fill of milk.

[Anonymous No.17989187]

>>17989145
the opposite also holds true

[Anonymous No.17989188]

>>17989009
One thing to keep in mind though is that neither Russia or Saudi can sustain their economies without high oil for the long term. I think Russia said they had enough reserves to sustain for a decade, but who the hell wants to drive their reserves dry? I think an agreement will happen soon enough

[Anonymous No.17989191]

>>17989172
Ha, you think that's bad? Look at the rest of the crimes the ag industry commits and that will look petty.

[Anonymous No.17989194]

>>17989182
It's going to keep going up retard

[Anonymous No.17989213]

>>17989145
>that means the ETF would gain roughly 27.2 worth, right?
no?
>Why does everyone advise against holding leveraged ETFs for longer than a day?
a few days are usually fine

[Anonymous No.17989215]

250 k anon here >>17988553


I just looked at BA, and i see its down to 97 already.

Should i throw all my money into BA then, then I just collect BA dividend sheckles whole life when it recovers

I wont be able to get the money in stocks for at least at least 2 full weeks

>>17988597
why should you feel sorry?
Im 21 and had only $10,000 to my name in 2017.
Apparently im better off than a lot of other anons

[Anonymous No.17989219]

>>17987442
>sacummed

[Anonymous No.17989222]

>>17989145
Because a volatile market will fuck up your gains.

I invested 2k and decided to HODL.
I was up 500 dollars and ended up losing 500 dollars because the green days kept fucking my shit up.

[Anonymous No.17989225]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYYV1B1lRKY

[Anonymous No.17989226]

>>17989125
Seattle is actually the most "prepared" city because of the culture. Everyone here already avoids each other, probably why it hasn't exploded like in other cities.

>>17989184
They are looking away for now, but China isn't going to recover either. Businesses are moving out of China as we speak, even before this. Now they literally have no reason to stay. Once other governments no longer need to rely on China, there may be war. The tank transportation you've been hearing about is not for domestic lock down, its preparing for war.

[Anonymous No.17989228]

>>17989177
Sorry but you're a bit behind on that.
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/21/faa-issues-ground-stop-for-new-york-airports-because-of-staffing-issue.html

It's an indicator and worrying to say the least. I have a friend over who routinely is in NYC on the NYSE and we've been working stocks since my firm closed up on monday. He has expressed worry multiple times that he may not have an exit plan but that it was nice to know he had a place to stay that was well stocked and had access to first stage production consumables (Food.) during all of this.

Best not to stoke fears. Check the news, see if further details are out, then discuss. Don't just dump a link.

[Anonymous No.17989236]

>>17987794
Texas and California are under quarantine and we will likely see a big jump in death across the board

[Anonymous No.17989240]

>>17987847

[Anonymous No.17989246]

>>17989226
I would think Seattle would be fucked because of the homeless population.

[Anonymous No.17989250]

>>17987423
>>some people still doubt it
soon, but the question is, who?

[Anonymous No.17989252]

>>17989076
The movie industry moves a lot slower than you might expect, the production halts would only affect releases beyond the next year or two for the big boys. Smaller studios might have shorter release timeframes but it's not uncommon for these things to sit in a can for a couple years after they're done before being released at what is determined to be an opportune time.

[Anonymous No.17989253]

>>17989215
just buy galapagos

[Anonymous No.17989257]

>>17989253
wot

[Anonymous No.17989277]

>>17989188
Oh absolutely! I see no reason not to make some calls on oil indicies when they finally sign that deal. My only point was that this is not the tail end nor the bottom.

I do kind of wonder if we are going to see some action on that either later today or sunday morning. If It's sunday morning I'm putting in calls on oil for mondays open.

[Anonymous No.17989280]

>>17989007
Or they could be smart and start making double features, where you pay 50% more for the ticket and watch 2 movies. OR create a weekend type of deal where you buy 1 ticket to watch 4 movies each weekend. I don't know anon there are so many ways to make this work really. The biggest problem imo will be the psychological barrier/fear. People might not be so eager to sit in crowded places. But it's all depending on how badly this shit develops.

[Anonymous No.17989281]

>>17987847
So context for anons. The city shut down the power of residential areas for a week as a way to counter the corona pandemic, but they didn't shut down beaches or close bars.

[Anonymous No.17989282]

>>17988829
200 iq strategy laid out

[Anonymous No.17989288]

>>17989226
>Businesses are moving out of China as we speak, even before this.
Im glad too. The other places theyre moving to like vietnam arent any better or friendlier but at least it isnt a country as obnoxious as the Chinese are. Im fine with a war with China. Its actually a more purposeful war than Iraq or Syira.

[Anonymous No.17989290]

>>17989246
Thats basically the only people outside anymore. People avoid homeless already, and they mostly live down town or along highways where only other homeless go.

[Anonymous No.17989297]

>>17989027
Every goverment is pretty much ran like the mob. That's why organized crime started to structure itself on goverments.

[Anonymous No.17989308]

>>17989281
That is amazingly retarded.

[Anonymous No.17989314]

>>17989252
poetic justice for this movie

[Anonymous No.17989325]

>>17989129
I agree, but I would be willing to bet at least 80% of those 18 thousand are dead.

[Anonymous No.17989327]

New thread

>>17989316
>>17989316
>>17989316

[Anonymous No.17989331]

>>17989257
NASDAQ: GLPG
fuck american companies, go for a european one

[Anonymous No.17989333]

>>17989213
>no?
Why the fuck not then.

[Anonymous No.17989339]

>>17989327
not even bump limit yet come on

[Anonymous No.17989345]

>>17989314
This description is this fucking meme as a movie.

[Anonymous No.17989346]

>>17989145
Let's say the market goes down 10% and then up 11.11...% aka from 100$ to 90$ back to 100$.
That equals
(1-0.1)*(1+(1/9)) =1
I can do this as often as I want but the market stays at the starting value.
Like this:
((1-0.1)*(1+(1/9)))^x =1

The etf tracks the market returns but 3x.
(1-3*0.1)+(1+3*(1/9)) != 1
x-times chop gives:
((1-3*0.1)+(1+3*(1/9)))^x

See pic related:
Red line is market.
Green line is 3x etf
x is number of chops
tlrd: The 3x etf loses on chop

[Anonymous No.17989375]

>>17989333
>day 1: +30%
>day 2: +15%
>day 3: +1.5%
how would you gain only 27.2 from this?

[Anonymous No.17989392]

>>17987464

[Anonymous No.17989394]

>>17989141
How are they gonna "shut down" all the homeless lining every street?

[Anonymous No.17989438]

>>17988424
In one month we will know just how deadly this is once it has both spread and had time to reach it kill phase.

[Anonymous No.17989440]

>>17989145
>worth 100 for 3 days, first day is 10% gain, next is 5% gain, 3rd is only 0.5%, that means the ETF would gain roughly 27.2 worth, right?
Market returns 10% => etf return 30%
Market returns 5% => etf return 15%
Market returns 0.5% => etf returns 1.5%
==>
market returns 1.1*1.05*1.005 ~= 1.16 // 16%
etf returns 1.3*1.15*1.015 ~= 1.51 // 51%

[Anonymous No.17989465]

>bought a SPY put at close Friday
>friend buys TQQQ to bet against me
May the best man win

[Anonymous No.17989490]

>>17987340
Cringe

[Anonymous No.17989509]

>>17989184
>everyone snuggles up to the chinese tit to drink their fill of milk.
Lewd

[Anonymous No.17989590]

Anyone else thinking of investing in robotics once this is all over? I suspect a lot of companies are going to switch from Chinese manufacturing to robotic manufacturing.

[Anonymous No.17989605]

>>17987891
>off-meme discussion
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.17989632]

>>17989490
>>17989605
You really are contributing to this thread.
Great job

[Anonymous No.17989648]

>>17989632
lol

[Anonymous No.17989675]

>>17989632
>You really are contributing to this thread.
>Great job

[Anonymous No.17989718]

>>17987317
I BELIEVED YOU FAGGOTS ABOUT BLOODY MONDAY SO I SOLD MY 3/25 SPY CALLS FOR A 50% LOSS ON FRIDAY AFTERNOON NOW IM GIONG TO MISS THE GREATEST PUMP DAY IN HISTORY FROM THE STIMULUS NEWS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I SHOULD ALWAYS LISTEN TO MY INSTINCT INSTEAD OF LETTING YOU DUMB FAGGOTS CONVINCE ME OF FAGGOTRY

[Anonymous No.17989757]

>>17987340
sounds like you need a hug fren :)

[Anonymous No.17989764]

>>17988063
this is old obongo era debt solutions this pic has been around for ages

[Anonymous No.17989775]

>>17989718
You might be able to get out when the market first opens.

[Anonymous No.17989779]

>>17989718
the greatest pump is coming tuesday, anon

[Anonymous No.17989786]

>>17989718
Who knows, wait and see.

[Anonymous No.17989818]

>>17989718
>he listened to biz
a fool and his money are parted

[Anonymous No.17989856]

>>17989818
>what is satire?

[Anonymous No.17989881]

>>17989856
>In fiction and less frequently in non-fiction, satire is a genre of literature and performing arts, in which vices, follies, abuses and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, corporations, government, or society itself into improvement.[
Learn to google. Fucking brainlet

[Anonymous No.17989890]

>>17989718
lol you think the government can stimulate away half the economy halting?

[Anonymous No.17989899]

>>17989007
maybe they could stop gouging people for $20 popcorn and $10 cokes and people would actually go to movies. the movie industry is pretty stupid as a whole, they dont realize they could make a ton of money if they just adjusted their pricing models. lol at $20 per ticket. i havent gone to a faggot movie in a decade. once tickets went over $10 i stopped going

[Anonymous No.17990554]

>>17989890
this. were red as fuck monday dont let anyone tell you otherwise