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itt: post your trading setup
mine is transparent click through always on top windows


Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

basic beaches:
>>18016157

>> No.18017805
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First for eternal bear.

>> No.18017817

Is there a faq or a list of the pros and cons of the different brokers? Because on the pastbin it doesn't say much. Should I just pick one at random?

>> No.18017826
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>>18017757
my trading setup
is a cellular telephone device with robinhood on it

>> No.18017839

>>18017826
So how much money have you lost since you started visiting r/wsb?

>> No.18017850
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0130: Near limit down.
HSI taking it up the ass. New Zealand on suicide watch.

>> No.18017851

>UK wagie
>Non essential business
>Still haven't shutdown yet
>still scheduled to go into work Tuesday

>> No.18017857

hey guys check this out

*cough cough*

>> No.18017862

Back down at -5% AGAIN. How many times has it been limit down tonight, four times? Five times?

>> No.18017871
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>>18017826
high class and stylish
I like it

>> No.18017878
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>>18017757
Mine is Haa-chama.

>> No.18017885
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>>18017839
nah son
that ain't me
Also I'm not sending RH any more money, all of my fresh deposits are going into my TDA. I didn't get screwed over by the recent RH outages, but they are still a sign of incompetency.

>> No.18017908

>>18017878
...were you talking about your favorite singer doing a livestream tonight?

>> No.18017919

>>18017862
Dow about 5 times. S&P 3 times and counting.
This means tomorrow will be a fucking blood bath.
I'm nearly ready to turn in so I can wake up and watch the carnage.
First time I've been eager for a monday in a while...

>> No.18017927

>>18017851
Sounds like you're about to get fired, sorry anon.

>> No.18017937

>>18017927
yay! unemployment benefits means free mony for cheapies while on lockdown!

>> No.18017946
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Not selling until spy hits 150)

>> No.18017958

>>18017908
I can't trade without access to live virtual YouTubers. They're a vital part of my setup. Up 20% in the last week alone, and if I can channel the energy of Akai Haato (red heart) and her awful singing to make the market red I'll be up another 10%.

>> No.18017962

Futures gonna bounce off 5 percent again or die for real this time?

>> No.18017970

>>18017962
die for real and stay dead.

>> No.18017974

>>18017962
They'll bounce off it all night. The futures literally cannot go any lower lol.

>> No.18017982

>>18017826
>>18017871
Is there any reason you guys like robinhood over other brokers? Just wondering.

>> No.18017983
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>>18017962
going to be the 3rd black monday this month.
feels good man

>> No.18017999

>>18017757
Is $HOG good for a put tomorrow?

>> No.18018003
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>>18017825
>China still on lock down, likely millions dead.
>Nuh uh! China strong! You being lied to!
Nobody told me, this is just the conclusion I reached from reading and watching everything for the past few weeks. If I am so wrong, it should be easy to show the working factories of china, the bustling streets, the recovered economy, but all we hear is propaganda blaming the US and Italy and anyone else. China has always lied, and they are lying now, and its no stretch to think they are a cruel and manipulative government. China literally cannot feed itself, and if you don't have a job, you can't buy food. They have a bad culture around medicine and do not have good medical practices, plus the heavy pollution and bad nutrition. Its clear they have no way to take care of patients, or even a reason to do so, and they have no way of feeding all the people that no longer have jobs, nor can they afford all these factories being shut down. This has utterly devastated China and its only going to get worse.

>> No.18018004

>>18017982
I'm not putting any new money in RH, and I would recommend using TDA instead because of the two recent days that RH was down
>>18017885

>> No.18018010
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>>18017962
here me thesis:

1) bots control market
2) bots like doing what they do
3) bots just want for stay on forever
4) when circute breaker hit, bots turned off
therefour!

5) bots will learn never hit circute breakers !

>> No.18018017

>Weinstein has been coved
How do you even catch it in jail?

>> No.18018019

>>18017999
Tomorrow is the worst day to buy puts. Wait for a green day

>> No.18018022

>>18017982
Now that all brokers are commission free, there is no reason to use RH unless you're a retard.

>> No.18018028

>>18018017
That Jew will say anything to not sit in a prison cell for five seconds

>> No.18018035

Wheat futures my dudes feels good

>> No.18018046
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>>18017982
I don't
both RH and Schwab have major drawbacks that have gotten really annoying.

I may set up an account with TDA tonight.

>>18018028
can you even blame him?
sure as shit I'd do the same

>>18018010
>the stabilizing parameter Q
O_o

>> No.18018047

corn also looking bullish

>> No.18018049
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Numbers coming in for spy.

>> No.18018059
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>>18018010
nah it's the opposite
The bots will learn to love the circuit breakers
and then every day we will hit either CB3 up or CB3 down as soon as markets open.

>> No.18018060

>>18017777
checkt and rekted
>>18017776
ooooooooooooo
do you have any resources that were helpful to you?
I've been doing this too long to know so little. Time to upgrade interfaces too, schwab kinda sucks. Looks like Fidelity and TDA's ToS both allow active trader.

Rat NEVER shows P&F charts!
but his bands are very useful except right now when downward momentum defies all expectations.

>> No.18018067

>>18018035
commodities going crazy last few trading days
WTH going on with orange juice O_O

>> No.18018077

>>18018067
Vit C is the new corona miracle cure of course

>> No.18018078

>>18018049
>218
>I have puts at 240/235
Did I win?

>> No.18018081
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18018081

Post Black Monday theme songs, I'll start
youtu.be/WtGq_FAu_aU?t=967

>> No.18018087

>>18018078
You're about to get rather wealthy. If you hit those numbers you can choose to exercise those options and get 100 stocks in SPY at that price.

TURN AROUND AND DUMP THEM INSTANTLY. 240 TIMES ONE HUNDRED SHARES.

>> No.18018096

>>18017757
Tomorrow is last day you can buy F 6.5 calls for a dollar each, only buy if you can afford to lose it all and if you like 100 times your money level gains.

Democrats are going to fight for unions and Republicans will relent and the pork for auto industry will be INSANE, wednesday Ford will climb at least 100% and Ford will be at 22 a share by Friday although will probably see a donkey dump to 11 before weekend so...yeah be careful. I don't care because I am degenerately holding 110, I could've bought Doom Eternal with that lmao

>> No.18018098

>>18018067
>>18018077
Orange Juice / Vit C has always been a cold fighter lmao

>> No.18018099

>>18018087
isn't that just the value of the contract without having to exercise and sell lol

>> No.18018103

>>18018060
well... amount of books have read staggering
but if you want be able use TPO charts
http://www.r-5.org/files/books/trading/charts/market-profile/James_Dalton-Markets_in_Profile-EN.pdf

>> No.18018108

>>18018049
>USD/JPY
Fuck that's a gain.

>> No.18018111

>>18018099
Actually I was wrong. When those expire you'll be getting out in a legendary position.

>> No.18018114

>>18018067
Also wheat was at 1k during 2008

>> No.18018116

UAE announces 16 BILLION Durham stimulus
>UAE announces 16 BILLION Durham stimulus
UAE announces 16 BILLION Durham stimulus
>UAE announces 16 BILLION Durham stimulus

GOLDEN BULL CONFIRMED
MONDA MASSIVE GREEN

UAE SAVED THE DAY AGAIN!!

>> No.18018118

>>18018096
>22 a share by Friday
lol
you're creative. I like that.

>> No.18018120
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>>18017757
Its all over

>> No.18018125

>>18018120
bruh

>> No.18018127

>>18018103
Nah I just meant general... didn't know you read a lot of trading books. Recommendations of books, sites, channels, whatever, I'd appreciate resources.

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>>18017878
Absolutely based

>> No.18018133

>>18018120
don't worry, they have until 2030 to become a superpower

>> No.18018134

>>18017757
Are you guys selling your poots 30 minutes after open tomorrow?

>> No.18018139

>>18017946
God fucking dammit dude I wish I was autistic so bad, I couldn't even sleep with 30K on the line and over a weekend too

>> No.18018143

>>18018087
I was just going to sell the contracts to someone else. I can't afford to buy thousands of shares of SPY.

>> No.18018154

>>18018143
You get them handed to you on a silver platter free.

>> No.18018155

>>18018134
5 minutes

>> No.18018162
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>>18017805
BOBO

>> No.18018166
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>>18017757
>>18017757
>>18017757
>>18017757
>>18017757
>>18017757
>not posting a screenshot of your cute bear form on your durid

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18018171

holyshit guys I profittteeed

>> No.18018195
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>>18018171
rich boy
Food Chads will NOT be denied

>> No.18018198

>>18018096
>retard who wants to buy a buggy shitpile from Beth that you can get for free because they're so fucking stupid they released DRM free version
Why should anyone listen to you?

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Either I do this or I buy SQQQ

>> No.18018203

>>18018046
>>18018004
Thanks guys, gonna open a TDA account now.

>> No.18018206

>>18018200
SPY is already BELOW 225!

>> No.18018211

>>18018200
that option will be 2x as much at open

>> No.18018217
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Give quick rundown pls

>> No.18018219

>>18018200
Why not buy SQQQ calls?

>> No.18018222
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18018222

>SPY red
>DOW red
>fucking NASDAQ red
Everyone who told me that shorting NASDAQ was a bad idea, fuck you bullcucks.

>> No.18018224

>>18018200
How much do you really expect SQQQ to go up?

>> No.18018240
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>>18018217
make sure to stay hydrated
also buy stocks

>> No.18018250
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Is selling 15 min after open fast enough? Won't be able to sooner.

>> No.18018252

CONGRESS VOTES AT 9:45 AM

15 minutes after open.... fuuuuuuck

>>18018222
you really expect 100 of the largest non-financial companies listed on the Nasdaq stock market to take more damage than the smallest 2,000 stocks in the Russell 3000 Index?? I think you're mistaken.

>>18018240
based

>> No.18018255

>>18018200
SPY's expense ratio is insane

>> No.18018265
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Tell me why your not all in long on corn anon

>> No.18018268

>>18018252
His attempt was blocked. Potential vote is at 1pm.

>> No.18018275
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>>18018252
They aren't voting at 9:45. Schumer blocked it.

>> No.18018280
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>>18018252
No, you don't get it, I shorted EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING.

>> No.18018299
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REEEEEEEEEE I FUCKING SOLD ON THURSDAY CAUSE MY PAPA STRESSED ME I WANT TO GET IN WHERE IS MY FUCKING BOOMER BULL TRAPPPPPPP REEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18018300
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>>18018252
McConnell wanted to have it at 9:45 but was denied, now it's delayed to noon.

Also realize that it's just a motion to proceed to CONSIDER the failed vote from today. Then they need to vote to reconsider the failed vote. If that succeeds then they need to pass a motion to proceed to the actual bill. Wish I was making this up

>> No.18018301

>>18018275
>>18018268
Wat?
My bloomberg feed isn't that far behind... I must've misheard. Thanks for the correction.

>>18018280
No you didn't.
And I sure hope you didn't short the UAE, or all your durham will be mine.

>> No.18018303

What games does /smg/ play to prepare for collapse?

>> No.18018311

>>18018300
lol

>>18018303
ARAMs

>> No.18018314
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Cant believe large specs are gifting me SWK shares. Literally stealing at these prices

>> No.18018317

>>18018303
JFK Reloaded

>> No.18018319

>>18018303
paladins :3

>> No.18018323
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>>18018311
>>18018303
Meant to post this with that

>> No.18018326

>>18018303
Tarkov

>> No.18018327

>>18018303
SCUM and NEOscavenger.

>> No.18018331

>>18018301
IDK about bloomberg but I read it on the hill:
https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/488955-democrats-block-mcconnell-from-holding-monday-morning-vote-on-coronavirus

>> No.18018341

>>18018003
most of China is back to work and masks aren't even needed on the street anymore

>> No.18018342

>>18018303
Modded Minecraft 1.7.10 is fun. Peaceful, though I still hate AE2 and miss Refined Storage.

>> No.18018344

>>18018323
>>18018303
also Banished is probably best game to play for collapse time
Banished is such a wonderful game
I want to play it right now !

>> No.18018348

>>18018311
We should play sometime.
I'm fucking terrible

>> No.18018357

>>18018323
looks comfy!
>>18018300
>60 years
kek
usually I like all this obstructive bureaucracy that stops government from taking action too quickly and drastically.

Now... well I guess it gives me until the afternoon to hop out of my short positions... and then maybe a pump and reenter.

>> No.18018362
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>>18018303
Been playing Nioh 2 lately. Here's my wife I made on the left.

>> No.18018364
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>>18018303
one of my many wagie simulators

>> No.18018369

>>18018357
60 yeas, not years. As in yea (yes) votes

>> No.18018375
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I'm scared, /smg/

>> No.18018379

>>18018303
Mount and Blade Warband

>> No.18018393

>>18018224
25%

Done a lot of reading though and NASDAQ hasn't been quite as predictable as S&P, so SPXS might be a better asset. Still looking for a TQQQ for S&P though.

>> No.18018395

>>18018379
god shits on the kaiser, goy

>> No.18018401
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>>18018348
I've been doing meh recently
when I'm on my game I'm a very good ARAM player, but recently I'm like <50% WR
you can add me on NA (accts in picrel)

>>18018362
wow your wife is very pretty

>> No.18018428

>>18018364
What game?

>> No.18018436

>>18018401
stop doing meh
and start doing meth

your gains will rise exponetially

>> No.18018439

>>18017862
Gary?

>> No.18018446

>>18018323
hey hey people

>> No.18018448

>>18018439
Fucking gary

>> No.18018452

>>18018436
I use amphetamines for real work, not for videogames

>> No.18018461

>>18018311
Same but TFT

>> No.18018465

>>18018303
Half-Life 1 and Fallout Shelter

>> No.18018466
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I cant wait to buy thousands of TQQQ when it hits $5

>>18018428
Shenzhen I/O, one of many similar zachtronics games

>> No.18018469

>>18017862
go back

>> No.18018481
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18018481

OH YEAH YEAH YEAH
OH YEAH YEAH
OH YEAH YEAH YEAH
OH YEAH YEAH

WHEN HE'S SAYING THAT HE WANTS TO HELP ME
THEN I WONDER WHY HE LOANS TO ASIANS
WHEN HE SAYS I NEED TO HELP FIGHT DISEASE
THEN I WONDER HOW MUCH MORE I CAN SPEND
WELL I GUESS I SHOULD STICK UP FOR MYSELF
BUT I REALLY THINK IT'S BETTER THIS WAY
THE MORE YOU SUFFER
THE MORE IT SHOWS YOU REALLY CARE, RIGHT, YEAH, YEAHAHAH
NOW I'LL RELATE THIS LITTLE BIT
THAT HAPPENS MORE THAN I'D LIKE TO ADMIT
EARNINGS FALL, SUITS KNOCK ON MY DOOR
THEY'RE BROKE AGAIN AND LOOKING TO SCORE
NOW I KNOW, I SHOULD SAY NO
BUT THAT'S KIND OF HARD WHEN MY YIELDS ARE LOW
I MAY BE DUMB
BUT I'M NOT A DWEEB
I'M JUST A SUCKER WITH NO SELF-ESTEEM

OH YEAH YEAH YEAH
OH YEAH YEAH
OH YEAH YEAH YEAH
OH YEAH YEAH

>> No.18018494

Tomorrow is crash 100% right ?

Evidence:
US treasury bonds: 3 month, 6 month, 12 month all negative yield.
Dow and S&P 500 futures down ~4%
VIX index at +7%

>> No.18018504
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Live Cattle Fucking MOOOOOning

>> No.18018510

>>18018481
>THEN I WONDER WHY HE LOANS TO ASIANS
I love it

>> No.18018513

>>18018494
When will they finally start allowing tbills to auction above par?

>> No.18018517

>>18018494
There's twenty different signs that tomorrow will be 3 circuit breakers but this market is so batshit insane that it could be green and I wouldn't be surprised.

>> No.18018530

>>18018504
>> mfw I'm a farmer
Say hello to the new elite, boys

>> No.18018544

>>18018017
Super easy to transmit most illnesses in communal living environments

>> No.18018550
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>>18018530
Not a bad play to go long. MACD reversing on the 20 day

>> No.18018555

>>18018494
Depends. The crooks in congress might get desperate and allow the Fed to buy corporate bonds or ETFs. Every single sign points to the Fed going full BoJ before this is over.

>> No.18018567

>>18018017
Visitors. Returning prison guards.

>> No.18018582

>>18018555
If fed will be enabled to buy ETFs I'm dumping all my shit before I'm ROOINED and buying longs.

>> No.18018588

>>18018555
apparently congress is trying to make sure that as little as possible actually gets done
remember, they all already sold their stocks a month ago, so they don't need the markets to pump before the bottom.

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>>18018303
Disco Elysium
Etrian Odyssey
Underrail

I also lift, go the range and fuck my girlfriend (female)

>> No.18018624

Oil doing pretty good so far anons, +1% for WTI, -2% for Brent. Very nice

>> No.18018632

I feel like even if I have to pay $750 for TVIX like I'd still make money
Am I wrong?
>all the news will be priced in
My belief is there's more bad yet to be had

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>>18018620
Once my puts have saved me from the wagie slavie life I want to start lifting

>> No.18018663
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>>18018465
>fallout shelter
The mobage game that was also available on steam where you train up and breed vault dwellers and repel deathclaw attacks?

>> No.18018664

>>18018632
Buying TVIX on Friday and selling on Monday seems to be the winning move

>> No.18018672

>>18018494
As always, anyone telling you anything with certainty should not be trusted.

But that selling pressure on Friday was wild. Not sure if it was just witching or what.

I’m feeling like doubling my shorts and cutting my longs even further. The market looks UGLY.

>> No.18018692

>>18018660
Literally no reason not to at least do body weight shit while your trapped at home. Do some yoga and floor work with youtube qts too.

>> No.18018701

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/03/22/politics/stimulus-package-coronavirus-negotiations-congress/index.html


Dems blocked the stimulus, there’s no way the market is green tomorrow, right?

>> No.18018713

>>18018701
The dude who sponsored and presented the bill, who was a republican, voted against it. Can't call it "The dems" when republicans had a clear majority yet republicans decided to vote against it.

>> No.18018729

>>18018660
Go to /fit/, read the sticky and try hit hardest not to turn gay. The sooner you start, the better. Home gym master race is extra comfy rn.

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>>18018303
This dude can't be THAT fucking important

>> No.18018739

DAX + 2%

>> No.18018744

Man it is really gross that Congress now has a monetary incentive to be bearish
"Growth FOREVER" isn't healthy either but I really need my government to be incentivized to keep the wheels turning

>> No.18018747

WHERE IS MY FUCKING BULL TRAP???

>> No.18018752

>>18018729
You didn't warn him about GOMAD

>> No.18018759

>>18018747
No more traps, from now on it's just bull stampede.

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>>18018747

>> No.18018762

>>18017983
anyone else turned off by bad eyebrows?

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>>18018747
The real bull trap was the friends we made along the way.

>> No.18018773

At Dow 15,000, What would SPX be at?

>> No.18018779

Moscow opens with -6%. Promising start for the european markets.

>> No.18018786

What broker should I use that has options trading and allows small orders?

It looks like interactive brokers requires purchases in minimum quantity of 100 shares.

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>>18018779

>> No.18018799

>>18018762
Ideal eyebrows are big and possibly bushy

>> No.18018801
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>>18018752
Kek

>> No.18018803

>>18018752
Yeah.
Don't to GOMAD alone.
It's SS+GOMAD

>> No.18018806

>>18018779
Absolutely bullish. We're only going to lose 90% of our live savings, bullbros!

>> No.18018813

>>18018762
those aren't bad eyebrows

>> No.18018814

>>18018786
Generally you are either going to have to purchase large quanitites of shares or have a large balance. I don't think I've ever seen a broker that lets you do "small order" options trading.

>> No.18018826

NO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO LIMIT DOWN AND STAY THERE FUCK

>> No.18018829

How bad is it going to get?

>> No.18018843

>>18018786
Options are 100 shares a contract by design.

>> No.18018848

>>18018786
You can't do odd lots with options trading, at least until Robinhood clumsily offers it and then everyone copies it

>> No.18018851

>>18018341
then they're going to fucking get hit again.

>> No.18018859

>>18018851
It's lies, Wuhan is still locked the fuck down and nothing is going on there.

>> No.18018863

newfren here

can yall babysit me and walk me through how you are making money on spy puts. ive watched a few videos but still do not fully comprehend.

maybe one of you autists can get through to me.

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>>18018341
You have to be a shill. No one is retarded enough to believe China after they've lied 2 months straight going on 3.

>> No.18018869

>>18018739
merkel being quarantined is super bullish for germany

>> No.18018884

>>18018867
Uighurs sounds like a sci-fi alien race

>> No.18018886

Poomp eeet. Then dooomp eeet

>> No.18018887

>>18018863
SPY go down
If spy go down, then the ability to sell your SPY at a higher price becomes valuable. In fact, the more spy goes down, the more valuable this ability becomes. You can buy and sell this ability to others in the form of puts

>> No.18018894

Do you guys know how ACH trading works with U.S bank? It says $0 for inbound transfers, and up to $3 for standard-time delivery. Does that mean it would cost me a fee to put money into my TDA account?

>> No.18018897

>>18018884
It's just what China calls their refugees.

>> No.18018898

>>18018829
End of free market capitalism my fren

Markets going to 0, bond yields to negative

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>>18018747
Stimulus package might be the excuse used to fuel that when it happens. The current situation is stupid, all the people involved know it's stupid, and it'll get done but a lot of the people involved don't want to appear TOO incompetent to their constituents coming out the other side of the process. Pelosi can go fuck herself though. Fucking package has a bunch of shit democrats actually like, blocks it cause the republicans put it together. Stupid. Probably they'll ram something through this week.

>> No.18018912

>>18018843
got it.

>> No.18018917

>>18018848
it's not something that the broker decides, but rather the options exchange is in charge.

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>>18017757
>Onyxia

>> No.18018941

>>18018917
The broker could fandangle something with matching up orders and computers probably

>> No.18018947

>>18018799
hell yeah, brother
>>18018806
they're 70-80% fake

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>>18018918
>Dragon Mommy

I always had a a thing for Whitemane. I used a model editing program to give my succubus her model

>> No.18018949

>>18018911
>Fucking package has a bunch of shit democrats actually like
When were rich plutocrats for grants and subsuduies ( if it's not for them of course)? Just because they support tranny choping their genitals off, does not mean they support any social programs, even rational ones.

>> No.18018958

>>18018887
thanks for the response
where does a strike price come into the equation?
are you setup buying this method?

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>>18018863
Read Investopedia.

>> No.18018970

>>18018958
Had my son
bought 100oz of silver
bought 10oz of gold
ready to buy spy puts

thats where i am at in the last few weeks

>> No.18018971

>>18018949
it's all bullshit i don't know. i hate politics so much.

>> No.18018972

why Switzerland is -11% today ?

https://www.investing.com/indices/switzerland-20-futures

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>>18018863
I would wait until a green market day to load back up on puts, personally.

>> No.18018978

>>18018869
I went all in into puts. Let's see

>> No.18018982

>>18018941
not even 1/1000th enough volume to get orders to properly fill, even in the books of things like SPY or QQQ, much less 'normal' stocks
and execution would be all fucked
I don't think it will ever be done. Even if they did make such a system it would be pretty much unusable, even if we ignore execution

>> No.18018984

>>18018963
thanks fren. i lurk there, i must have missed this.

>> No.18018988

>>18018958
The strike price is the price at which you can use the option to purchase 100 shares of stock on the day of expiration. You don't actually need to buy 100 shares of the stock. Most people just sell the option on the market. There's gotta be a million computers owned by investment banks scraping the market with their algorithms looking for options they can buy and exercise to immediately make money

>> No.18018993

>>18018975
That's what I'm doing. I think either Tuesday or Monday is going to be green, especially after that gigantic dump that happened Friday.

>> No.18018995

>>18018975
ok, i assume if it doesnt hit your price you lose your money? how does that work.

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>>18018970
Be careful not to risk large amounts of money in options until you actually understand them.

>> No.18019003

Loading up on SQQQ and SPY puts. I'll see you glorious assholes in the millionaire club.

>> No.18019007

>>18018362
I've been playing the first nioh, i bounced off it super hard at the time but now i love it. I still want ninja gaiden but this isn't bad for a while.

>> No.18019010

>>18018911
Mitch just has to kiss the ring and give Nancy what she wants.

These are precisely Mitch’s tactics, exactly what he did all through the obama administration. Sequestration and the S&P downgrade were his fucking fault. And they all encouraged that tea party garbage, now they don’t care about being fiscally conservative at all?

It’s bullshit. They are playing games. This might as well be a card game to them, the real lives on the line mean nothing.

>> No.18019015

Germany Bund down only -0.15% after Merkel quarantine

booooring

>> No.18019017

>>18018995
No necessarily. It can increase in value as it approaches the strike price. Over time, it will become less valuable the longer it is below the strike price. You can make money with options if the stock moves massively one day and then you sell it the same day without ever reaching the strike.

>> No.18019018

>>18018948
>my succubus
More details required.

>> No.18019021

>>18018995
Correct. If it isn’t below the strike price at expiration, you lose the premium (the money you paid to buy the put)

Most of us don’t hold it to expiration and exercise it, we sell it back to the market for a profit. Read up on the Greeks as well, there are a lot more variables that effect the value of the option than being close to the money

>> No.18019023

>>18018998
Thanks for the guidance fren

I will let you know how I do the day following the next green.

>> No.18019027

>>18019007
Second one is even better, I think. First one isn't bad but man some of the optional endgame shit is just downright fucking retarded

>> No.18019036

>>18018993
>I think either Tuesday or Monday is going to be green,

You might not be too far off the mark for Monday. US futures are down, but well off the lows; 10-yr is treading water; Nikkei is up sharply; Eurozone is showing red, but at <1%.

This can all change in like 3 seconds given the market, but you might be right about Monday.

>> No.18019049

>>18019015
Mackrel quarantine would be a bull signal that would send economy rocketing towards moon in any other circumistances.

>> No.18019060

We hitting 17k today?

>> No.18019067

>>18019018
Stay the fuck off of /x/. Do not attempt to make a tulpa. Do not attempt any summonings. Do not conceive of any metaphysical thoughtforms.

>> No.18019077

>>18019060
The stimulus package fell through so expect death

>> No.18019090

>>18019060
Please god, all I ask for is SPY to 150 by 17April. If you want to dump it lower, feel free.

>> No.18019096

>>18019077
It's not dead. They're supposed to do another vote today during market hours. We'll see. Something will move through this week if not Monday.

>> No.18019097

>>18019090
It will be 200 by end of week.

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haha

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>>18019090
I need consistent losses across all indexes, ideally 10-15% daily.

>> No.18019125

>>18019067
Kek I thought it was a 3D modeling type thing maybe. I don’t have the rich imagination a Tulsa would require, nor the type of arrogance that would allow me to insist that a figment of my imagination is real when everyone can see it isn’t.

Probably why I STILL have many long positions when I’ve been trying to convince people for weeks that shits gonna hit the fan.

>>18019096
Seems likely, and could cause an absolute face melting green bull day. But... all they can really do is mitigate the damage, which will be immense. I don’t think we’ve overshot though, even if we don’t have catastrophic bankruptcies, we could still have lower lows.

>> No.18019128

>>18019112
Economic superpooper status cancelled. Big boy privileges revoked. Street shitting: authorized.

>> No.18019132

>>18019112
>their economy is so irrelevant that it is not pulling anyone down with it

>> No.18019141

>>18019125
He meant his succubus pet in WoW, you zoomer retard.

>> No.18019144

>>18019096
How do Indians not have the most robust immune system in the world?

>> No.18019151

>>18019144
wallowing in their own shit

>> No.18019155

today is going to be very, very bad for the stock market

>> No.18019159

>>18019112
God damn it why didn’t I do it...
I also sold my Italy puts soooooo damn early... can Brazil puts still make the magic happen?

>>18019141
Fuck you asshole

I avoided wow like the plague because D2 sucked so much time out of my middle school days that I couldn’t let that shit happen again.

Also fuck you because you’re an ass.

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10 more minutes until Europe gets PINKED

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hello /smg/
today we crash to unseen lows
that is all
t. anon

>> No.18019185

15k today

>> No.18019190

>>18019159
Zoom zoom zoom

>> No.18019198

>>18019159
I think Brazil still looks ripe. Look for markets that haven't seen a low in the past 5 years.

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>>18019112
Oh no.

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>>18019159
Good choice. I didn't even raid but it sucked all my time like a black hole

>> No.18019225

>Someone I know had a £380,000 portfolio back in February
>Mixture of FTSE stocks and BTC/ETH
>Was going to liquidate half of it to buy a house outright without mortgage
>Radio silence off him for 4 weeks

>> No.18019237

>>18019225
He's dead Jim.

>> No.18019238

>>18019225
I hope he bailed enough for a funeral at least

>> No.18019245

>>18019225
Coffins are much cheaper than houses

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>>18019225
Life fucks with you sometimes

>> No.18019250

>>18019097
It'll be 200 by the end of today...

>> No.18019281

>DAX begins to open
>all american indexes jump +1% with huge green candles
>DAX following suit
what the fuck

>> No.18019282

what should we buy on open? anyone got GE calls?

>> No.18019291

>>18019282

Tinned food, guns and ammunition, clothes, bottled water

>> No.18019292

how much long until we dip below 10k

>> No.18019293

>>18019097
i have a $160 put that i thought was ridiculous but bought it because it was a cheapie. i wonder if i should get more in the morning

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Buy Monday after a *relative* green Friday witching, sell on Tuesday.

Easy money

>> No.18019299

>>18019281
>>DAX begins to open
>>all american indexes jump +1% with huge green candles
>>DAX following suit
>what the fuck

Relief that it didn't crater 10% on open.

>> No.18019302

>>18019291
yeah enough with those stupid memes i have all that. there will be no societal breakdown. its a tiresome meme.

im talking about profit from the stock market. thinking about doing some Ford calls

>> No.18019304

FTSE down over 5%

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>SPY only down 3% premarket

B-O-R-I-N-G

>> No.18019321

>>18019299
8.499,00 -429,95 -4,81%

DAX is shitting itself right now

>> No.18019324

>>18019302

It takes 2 hours of queueing to get into a supermarket in the UK, how much is your time worth?

I bought thise tins for pennies back in January, now I dont have to waste time in massive queues

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>>18019218

>> No.18019331

>FTSE in freefall

>> No.18019342

>>18019302
>yeah enough with those stupid memes i have all that. there will be no pandemic. its a tiresome meme.

>> No.18019345

>>18019125
>we could still have lower lows.
Of course.

>> No.18019350

At what point do the governments give up and tell everyone to just get back to work to save whatever's left of the economy?

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHHAHHHAAAAAAAA

What a rediculous clickbait title fuck. This is one of those bot generated article sites that it’s up yahoo finance news feeds for individual stocks.

Based solely on his age. Not even his obesity or his likelihood of encountering the virus or anything just

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>>18019309
>we'll be hitting 3rd breaker today instead of going all the way to 100% loss
BORING

>> No.18019357

>>18019324
yeah short term panic buying creates short temr drop in supply. im good on food stash for almost a year i just want to make cash tomorrow morning

i have some USO calls

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>Europe green open
huh?

>> No.18019371

Can we still short GameStop into bankruptcy? They cannot be a bailout candidate... I just don’t wanna get short squeezed.

Also have to imagine that TACO could seriously squeeze.

>> No.18019375

>>18019370
Germany isn't hit especially hard (yet)

>> No.18019377

>>18019357

What do you consider societal breakdown?

In france you need police permission to even leave your home

>> No.18019379

>>18019350
Couple months.

>> No.18019386

>>18019324
>how much is your time worth?
>how much would I have to pay you to do something that isn’t shitposting?
This is a very tough question.

>>18019198
Thanks mate will do some homework

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>>18019351
>alarm set
go to bed, wagie :)

>> No.18019389

>europeans open up at -4

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>that humongous DAX crater

>> No.18019392

>>18019350
Crisis management in general has been wildly mismatched for most countries on earth. Generally because there is a basic (illogical) belief that if you have to evacuate segment of population X, that you need to evacuate EVERYONE.
The mass evacuation of Fukushima after the nuclear accident there resulted in suicides of the elderly that did not want to move and deaths attributed to being a "refugee" in their own country that has caused as many premature deaths as the actual earthquake and tsunami. Leaving the elderly in their homes after monitoring and moving people back earlier would have, in retrospect, been the better plan.
The mass quarantines right now are not for the mobile part of the population's benefit but to prevent them from being carriers to populations at risk. The economic damage from this kind of overkill approach seems antiquated.

>> No.18019393

>>18019371
Not how that works... companies don't just die if their share price takes a big hit
It does affect their cost of capital and CEO bonuses but that's not direct

>> No.18019396

>>18017757
Does anyone actually think the stimulus bill is going to pass today? They need 60 for it to pass and last vote was 47-47

>> No.18019404

>>18019396
Didn't Pelosi say they were going to obstruct and propose their own? Don't bet on it.

>> No.18019405

>>18018300
fuck demorats

>> No.18019406

>>18018588
> they all already sold their stocks a month ago
that's a very good point

>> No.18019409

>eating breakfast
>missed the huge DAX dump
fuck

>> No.18019418

>>18019375
Isnt merkel in quarantine? That shouldnt exactly cause a pump. Well then again, maybe germans are tired of her.

>> No.18019422

Will Brits inbr... I mean herd mentality save them today from sub 5k?

>> No.18019447

futures still significantly red

>> No.18019448

>>18019422
Brits are fucked because their herd immunity plan also fucks with people which have cancer, heart problems, strokes etc, due to incoming triage.

>> No.18019459

Donnie's gonna open his mouth today and refuse to play ball with the democrats, no deal will be reached

>> No.18019464

>>18019218
wtf, how exactly are they calculating this

>> No.18019470

>>18018300
Feels good to be a bear

>> No.18019474

>>18019422

We arent perusing that policy anymore, although it was the perfect policy. Let boomers die and save the rest of society

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>>18018217
buncha noise

>> No.18019479

so is there a new discord channel for biz yet?

>> No.18019493

i just want to see AMD at 20 bucks before 1st of may, is it too much to ask ?

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>>18019493
Not even remotely, I feel the same way. Fuck that bloated pig

>> No.18019510

>>18019218
>india
>china
LOL
china wont exist as a unified country. it had significant problems and now this situtation. it will NEVER have that export demand as it had.
India will never be a relevant country
if you are smart and understand things, the largest economies by 2050 will be
>US
>japan
>unified Korea
>poland commonwealth
>germany/france
>UK
>mexico
>brazil
>canada
>australia
>turkey/ottoman empire 2.0
potential growth in south east asia and south america
africa will never be a developed region.

BRICS is a meme, only relevant country in there is Brazil, russia will also be killed off by this coronavirus pandemic. it was a dying country also, and this was the knife

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>tfw have a coof and a ridiculously high fever
this shit is gunna get me before i cash in my shorts isnt it

>> No.18019513

>>18019479
Fuck off tranny

>> No.18019516

>>18019511
Yuropean numbers
*barf*

>> No.18019517

>>18017757
Is that an overlay you can actually trade off or just to watch price action?

>> No.18019524

>>18019502
Is it true that neets pump this scam ? i dont understand how people can possibly buy this shit today at 40 bucks

>> No.18019527

>>18019459
did you not catch that cryptic tweet last night implying he's open to lifting the lockdown restrictions in like 15 days?
that alone is a worth -5% down

>> No.18019528

is anybody playing with vertical calls / puts here ? seems like the best strategy for day trading so far

>> No.18019542

>>18019511
>shit smeared all over his thermometer
Anon I don’t think that’s a rectal thermometer you fucking weirdo.

>>18019375
I would not be surprised if they took this much seriously than Italy, the US, the UK, etc.
Maybe Merkel going into quarantine... we see that as “oh shit she’s got it” but maybe it’s excess caution, signaling the severity to the public.
They’re also heavily levered to China.
>>18019393
I meant more that they have all these stores to pay rent on and all these employees to pay, and their business model is even more shit than usual. People are LESS likely now to go to a store to buy shit, and who wants to go rifling through used games or playing the demo PS8 that everyone else touched?
Everyone already ordered their digital copies of animal crossing or whatever. Malls are going to be killed by this, and GameStop has shown their desperation when they told employees to ignore the cops and pretend they were “essential businesses”

>>18019388
Fuck man I wish

>>18019392
I disagree. I don’t care if the models say I’ll survive the disease with a 99% likelihood, I don’t fucking want lung tissue fibrosis and decreased lung capacity.

And I wouldn’t want to be in an area near a reactor meltdown with radioactive isotopes were floating around in the water. I don’t know about the specific suicides and whatnot, but I know they were hiding just how bad fuk was for a looooong time.

>>18019476
I’m not even a tsun kind of guy but taiga really best girl. I did like childhood friend sweet bigboob redhead A LOT. really a lot.

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>>18019511
>new articles saying one of the major warning signs is loss of smell or taste
>mom has lost sense of taste for several days
>now getting flu symptoms
>I have an immune disorder
wish me luck

>> No.18019546

>>18019524
Why would you call AMD a scam?

>> No.18019558

>>18019546
well not really a scam, but definitely not worth 40 bucks , no advantage with competitors whatsoever

>> No.18019559

>>18019543
stay safe anon :(

>> No.18019561

>>18019543
>new articles saying one of the major warning signs is loss of smell or taste
I lost my sense of smell last week and had a sore throat but now im pretty much fine
I nearly went docs because it was so weird that I couldn't even smell my own dinner that I was cooking but I didn't want to risk getting corona in a waiting room so I didn't bother
Maybe I had it

>> No.18019564

>>18019558
just utterly incorrect

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>>18019510
>china wont exist as a unified country. it had significant problems and now this situtation. it will NEVER have that export demand as it had.
No ones going to do shit to China after this. Just look at WHO. China had their money so deep in WHO that they sacrificed their own credibility to lie about China. It's the same for politicians in all sorts of countries. Canada is probably one of the worst offenders. Also the corporations that rely on China are going to kick and scream and cry if anyone touches them. Also everyone who speaks up against China that's from China gets disappeared aside from the Hong Kong protestors.

>> No.18019573

>>18019542
>I disagree. I don’t care if the models say I’ll survive the disease with a 99% likelihood, I don’t fucking want lung tissue fibrosis and decreased lung capacity.
Its Risk/Reward here. Getting in a car incurs a risk that you may be involved in a serious accident even if you are a great driver. But you incur that risk to get to work, or visit family, run errands, etc.
Large crises like health emergencies, natural disasters, etc. have the problem that the risk is never separated into the population but aggregated.
If there is a 1/100 chance you develop life long lung problems from CV I can understand wanting to stay home. But what if its 1/10000? And weigh that against losing a job or the stress from being trapped in quarantine?

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Dow will never be 18k. Screencap this.

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Uh oh

>> No.18019585

>>18019558
>no advantage with competitors whatsoever
nigga what

>> No.18019586

>>18019581
Futures are trading at 18.3k

>> No.18019593

>>18019558
I hope you are talking about intel

>> No.18019597

>>18018096
even before the corona collapse ford was only like $8 for a year dude

>> No.18019598

>>18019584
Kill the hoarders.

>> No.18019600

>>18019584
Incredibly based

>> No.18019601

>>18019586
because they have hit a fucking limit down.

>> No.18019605

>>18019584
>we'll pay you a fair price
I don't exactly agree with people hoarding a shitload of supplies just to flip in situations like this, but it is basic supply and demand. You can't expect them to resell it at cost

>> No.18019613

>>18019584
Something similar was done before. It use to be illegal to physically own gold unless it was jewellery.

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Disappointing premarket, fucking rookie numbers. Shit better dump on open

>> No.18019625

Dax just started the rollercoaster ride with -4.5%

>> No.18019626

>>18019601
no its still open

>> No.18019628

>>18019513
so no? was enjoying the bear speak

>> No.18019634

>>18019626
It is impossible for futures to go below -5% with a limit down

>> No.18019642

>>18019626
jesus /biz/ is so fucking retarded, kys srly

>>18019634
why do u even try?

>> No.18019657

Just 11 more dollars, you can do it SPY!

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>>18019657

>> No.18019695

>>18019573
I’m a student at the moment so that shapes my perspective

Until quarantine, my school was still forcing me to go and sit next to or in front of strangers who knew nothing about the virus, one of which coughed a lot. They didn’t know it could be transmitted by a symptomatic carriers, that it could have long term health implications that were unknown, that it was in our city which had already declared a state of emergency, nothing. SO MUCH can be done online that will be moving online as long as this continues. If it stops til soon, people will go back to business as usual, and likely we will have to put back the control measures, as happened in Canada when they relaxed restrictions during the original sars epidemic. As happened in the US in the 1900’s.

I don’t want to have to risk my health by trusting the masses to be careful when they habitually underestimate risks and assume things will always be as they have been.

We don’t KNOW that the risks are that rare, and we don’t know how easily and quickly people are reinfected. We do know it frequently causes pneumonia and often requires hospitalization. I’m with Fauci.

>>18019605
Doesn’t say at cost. And fuck them, they’re ticket scalpers but much worse. They’ve already made a lot Of money if that was the game, now it’s time to let the doctors and nurses treat patients without getting sick. It’s insane that they have to use makeshift bandanas and shit when some people are sitting on tens of thousands of masks. Come on. I’m not concerned about them.

The only problem is, like 9/11, the govt will use everything it does now as precedent for actions it will take in the future.

The government fucked up the handling of this in the first place, and now will use their mistake to expand their powers even further.

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How fucked is this mad lad.

>> No.18019721

>>18019584
>Uh oh

I'd be the first to volunteer for Herr Drumflers death squads if it meant I got to pull hoarders from their homes.

>> No.18019733

>>18019699
wtf, why let theta just eat away your money? why not have a delta of at least 0,3 ? BUY A FUCKIN VERTICAL CALL / PUT at least to minimze your losses

>> No.18019743

>>18019699
>holding till expiration
Why
>weird bullish strangle thing
Why

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>>18017757
>got drunk yesterday
>even drove
>wake up
>dont even feel hungover

We alcoholic now but I aint even mad

>> No.18019752

Who here bought the bottom but is now a little bottom bitch

>> No.18019758

>>18019752
>bottom

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>Futures down 4% after limiting down
>I'm not even fazed
I think my adrenal glands have burnt out boys

>> No.18019787

>wake up
>dow future is already crushing red

Oh bulls

>> No.18019802

>Calls and puts at big boy premiums
>Too many bags I can never sell
>Not enough cash to do anything risky and lucrative
Do I just cost average down some bags?

>> No.18019807

>>18019765
>fazed
>not the incorrect 'phased'
I'm proud of you, anon. Many circuit breakers in your future.

>> No.18019815

>>18019802
I have been. I don’t recommend it.

There’s no real reason to think this is over anytime soon.

>> No.18019822

>>18019758
Exactly, that's why I'm now a bottom bitch sissy

>> No.18019828

>>18019822
post butt

>> No.18019834

>>18019822
cute

>> No.18019848

>>18019802
Take out a loan and buy more puts

>> No.18019864

>>18019822
being a bottom bitch is the new redpill desu

>> No.18019879

>>18019828
>>18019834
Tee hee no. New to this so nit fem enough. Gonna need to make some changes if I Wana make back my 6k loss and counting

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NEW BREAD

>>18019866

>>18019866

>>18019866

>>18019866

>>18019866

>> No.18019935

>>18019815
You’re right, of course. I did a bit of the same myself already. Wasn’t great timing.

>> No.18020188

>>18018713
Damn dude you're pretty defensive, can you get that dem dick out of your mouth?