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>> No.18049777

First for ignore the shill.

>> No.18049779

Better thread than attention whore zoomer's

>> No.18049793
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>Trump literally wants to sacrifice millions of lives to "boost the economy"
>Trump thinks there can BE an economy while the hospital system collapses

>> No.18049802

First for Fuck the kikes

>> No.18049803

Based. Fuck kikes and fuck spammers.

>> No.18049804

Why did GUSH suddenly get rolled up into some weird 3x? Ppl who dropped thousands on the $.40 original GUSH are seething now

>> No.18049809

trips for truth

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>> No.18049819

I can't wait until the /pol/ invasion ends.

>> No.18049822

Inverse split. I warned everyone I could.

>> No.18049826

They were about to get delisted because the share price was so low.

Also they announced the reverse split weeks ago how did you not know?

>> No.18049837

Reverse split. It would have been delisted otherwise.

>> No.18049845
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>im not getting trumpbux because nancy pelosi wants SOLAR PANELS

>> No.18049848
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TVIX lost me thousands last night, but now it's pulling me back in.

>> No.18049854

I didn’t buy in. I’m here trying to learn.
So does that mean the same thing can happen to UWT?

>> No.18049875

Yo oil bros do we think oil stocks are going to dip more, is the war over? Or are we gonna see super discounts next week?

>> No.18049881

>i-it's a bulltrap
Oh sweatie...

>> No.18049884


more like people are realising the future potential of our economies .. thats what the stockmarket is you retards.. its not about current value

>> No.18049890

ahaha TDS sufferers still sprinkling salt all over the place in current year + 4.

>> No.18049896

Oil will crab for a few weeks.

>> No.18049904

UWT gonna get liquidated

>> No.18049905

fuck im such a fatass im so fucking hungry ahhh why was i born american bros

>> No.18049911

You're not getting that check because she wants to use the fear of economic collapse to set firm PoC ratios for all US employers.

>> No.18049924

any resources on what to look for in oil stocks? was looking at OXY but i'm new to the industry.

>> No.18049925

>Oh sweatie...

>> No.18049939
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Let me explain this to you slowly, friends. Right now, one of two things can happen. Either Trump opens the economy back up, and millions of people die. Or Trump reverses course and shuts America down hard for 3 weeks, and there's massive civil unrest and tens of thousands of deaths.

The latter option is literally the best case scenario.

>> No.18049943

Then what the fuck oil cheapie is there told for long term gains? Is everything just gonna get liquidated ?

>> No.18049950

This. 2021 calls seem solid right now.

>> No.18049955

i also want solar panels, but to buy the solar panels i need the markets to go back up :)

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>> No.18049980

here go my puts
here goes my money

>> No.18049995

usd stonks dead long live gold & btc

>> No.18049996

>fuck spamming jews
Hear! hear!
>and there's massive civil unrest
You underestimate how groomed the average American is

>> No.18050002

Waiting for oil to stay above $27 before I touch it. I don't play the crab game.

>> No.18050004

pretty much anything oil related will bounce back, you just need to be willing to hold onto it

>> No.18050005

Im new to it, from what I understood the best thing to look at it cash on hand and assets compared to their liabitiles since these are capital intensive industries when the price is above 30. if it stays below 30 there should be concern if companies don't have enough assets or cash to meet obligations. Like the big 3 people talk about are BP, XOM, and RDS.B

>> No.18050009

Ya I don't understand how people think this is the bottom? We didn't pass the bill so all those unemployed people won't have any relief. Emergency medical workers are starting to get sick and we don't have enough workers or beds?

>> No.18050019

>the average american
It's going to be Appalachian rednecks, militia groups, and niggers.

>> No.18050023

Unlike eurocucks who never had a single revolution against their authorities in their entire existence?

>> No.18050025
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I just don't understand this mentality. Kicking the can down the road and pumping money into the system isn't going to work long term. If we end up like italy (which is very likely) the economy is going to take a much bigger hit than it would if we just tightened our belt and did what we have to do now. Does the government have literally no ability to plan even a few weeks out. It really seems like they're making moves that will make the market close green today and not giving a single fuck about tomorrow till we get there.

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Remember me? I'm the guy who put 15grand on SQQQ yesterday.

>> No.18050051


Because without sounding cold - 2% of deaths does not equal a 35% + decrease in economic value.. especially when most of those deaths are retired.

But the social impact of those deaths and the forthcoming black swans are where the risk is at

>> No.18050053

>he bought high
don't sell low lmao

>> No.18050061

Where the fuck do you even go to get the price of a barrel of crude? An index like WTI or is there somewhere that literally shows how much a barrel is priced at?

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>> No.18050064


no i don't but u dumb as hell man

>> No.18050072

That doesn't sound right and also is completely besides the point

>> No.18050084

>2% of deaths does not equal a 35% decrease in economic value
you're forgetting the fact that the entire healthcare system will collapse in anything but a best case scenario

>> No.18050111

I'm going to give you 5 minutes before we activate it.

>> No.18050112


I'm still 2k up, since I was prepared with other positions.

Now I gotta time the bulltrap. I sold my SQQQ but am buying back soon.

>> No.18050114

Why would you do anything but sell yesterday? I bought 750 today at $24.93, so $18,700 worth.

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a-activate what, mr. powell?

>> No.18050130

>Appalachian rednecks
Who largely live outside of the system
>militia groups
You mean FBI get togethers
So it's just a regular Tuesday right?

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Can't wait for this shit show to crash harder than anything either of us had ever seen.

>> No.18050149

>- 2% of deaths does not equal a 35% + decrease in economic value
It does when you shut businesses down, put people out of work, and change consumer spending habits. There will be pent up demand, but there will also be reluctance to return to normal activities.

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>we've already peaked on this bull trap

Damn, I thought we'd make it to noon

>> No.18050157

this is the bottom right? i see nothing but green but it happened before

>> No.18050164

Why do anons always shill SQQQ and SPY? Is it a meme or what? Not shit posting, am legit trying to learn here.

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>> No.18050193

Seething right now wealthsimple is taking forever to approve my fund transfer saying it might be ready for wednesday....MIGHT I cant get my cheap SQQQ today for the huge drop Thursday

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Am I a genius?

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>> No.18050238
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no, this is not the bottom, here's some absolute quick maffs

>0.5-1% of coronavirus patients will die even with treatment, this is the baseline death rate
>this number will be higher for countries with lots of preexisting conditions (asthma and heart disease will kill many Americans soon)
>but this is not where most coronavirus deaths will come from
>5% will be in critical condition - every one of these that doesn't get an ICU bed and ventilator will die
>15% will be hospitalized - some/many of these who do not get IVs and oxygen will deteriorate or die
>80% of the population will be fine, but will spread the disease, further straining hospitals
>surge capacity will be overwhelmed in days, not weeks
>once there's no ICU beds, you start getting collateral damage - no ambulances or available beds means heart attacks, gunshot wounds, broken bones, etc - don't get treated. Many die.
>this collateral damage could be over a million deaths

that's what happens if America doesn't lockdown literally yesterday

>> No.18050253

yes index ETFs are a meme go all in on HMNY and random biotech penny stocks

>> No.18050265

You're not as smart as you think you are friend.

>> No.18050267

lmao you got reverse split

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>> No.18050280


Shorting biotech pennies is a great way to get rich

>> No.18050282
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Will someone please tell me why GUSH and all the oil just mooned the fuck out of here and every stock is up a shit ton? Did I just miss an opportunity of the life time? I JUST WOKE UP and I had 15k in gush last night but took it out before market close because it was supposed to be a meme stock. FUCKKKKK!!!

>> No.18050284

Feel free to provide literally any evidence against what I'm saying, because it's also what the actual scientists are saying. Listen to epidemiologists, not fucking econ grads.

>> No.18050285

SQQQ is 3x inverse(shorting) big tech (Dumbest most over-valued garbage companies)
SPY is in no way ever a shill, it's an ETF that tracks the S&P 500 index (top 500 companies). It's the safest and best place for your (you as a newfren and people who are idiots) money in the long term.

>> No.18050289

i'm actually excited to see SPCE surging, I milked that POS for an incredible amount of cash and can't wait to do it again

>> No.18050293

SQQQ is cheaper than SPY. A put on SPY is the same as a call on SQQQ

>> No.18050295
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>the market went green for one day so we must have bottomed
Based retards. You see those green candles on the way down in pic related? Each one is a month.

>> No.18050302

money printer go BBBRRRRRRRR

>> No.18050310

They did a reverse split you didn’t miss anything

>> No.18050313

>This yahoo "advisor"
Too slow.
Activate it.

>> No.18050314

No you dodged a bullet. Reverse Split. If you had 10 stocks worth .01 you now have 1 stock worth .10.

>> No.18050315

brrrrrrrrrrrrrr usd inflation brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.18050316

Reverse split. Your 15k would stil be 15k, you'd just have less shares of it.

>> No.18050329

Everyone keeps saying "dodged a bullet"... doesn't it make absolutely no difference?

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Holy fuck thxs bros. Was just in the middle of having an anxiety attack. I would have been so fucking pissed if I missed that. Hopefully everything tanks soon so we can buy more cheapies.

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me cant wait until /pol/ loses all they money and leave -_-;

it happen once year they last 2 weeks then we get back talking stock w/o racism

>> No.18050377

Come on indices, at least push for another 3% before dumping

I don't trade options, but as far as I know SPY options are more simple than SPX options and since SPY is pretty much a replica of SPX they tend to go for that instead. SQQQ is a 3x leveraged short of indices, so if you want to make money during a dump across the market this could net you some big profits. They are also settled differently.
If you ask me, 95% of option traders trading ETF shit like SQQQ are just too poor to trade stuff like futures.. or too stupid, either way.

>> No.18050381

>talking stock w/o racism
Go back.

>> No.18050384

WTIU and OILU are the only two that are sub $1 and haven't announced anything yet if you want that..

realistically you should go for like UCO, but honestly I wouldn't invest in oil at all right now.

>> No.18050391

Thinking about going all in and buying puts.

>> No.18050419

I wonder if that's just bait at this point anon

>> No.18050420

OILU and UTW are getting liquidated -- they didn't reverse-split like GUSH.

Best check any others you're using -- there's been a few press releases recently that split/change multiplier/liquidate.

>> No.18050441

>doesn't it make absolutely no difference?
indeed, it's just to prevent de-listing and other formalities. It still behaves in-line with oil prices.

>> No.18050444
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this is art
what do you see anon?

>> No.18050449

Isn't trading futures very risky? Since unlike with options, the contract has to complete on expiring regardless of it being out of the money or not.

>> No.18050461

Difference between RDS.A and RDS.B?

>> No.18050465

I see ultima trapa del torro.

>> No.18050474

I see those trips, and I see a delicious bull trap.

>> No.18050478

/pol/ should just have their own /smg/. It's probably as close to politics as other "hobbies" get

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*e bought ze dip?

>> No.18050490

Home come when I try buying stocks it says they aren't accepting any and it's putting me on a wait list? Is just my brokerage?

>> No.18050506
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>NYC hospitals overloaded
>US poised to become epicenter
>India lockdown
>unemployment numbers on thursday
>mortgages insolvent
>markets up

>> No.18050516

You missed it. Game over

>> No.18050519

>SQQQ flirting with $24

>> No.18050521

You have to pass the penis inspection first

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In clown world we will soon start to see markets rise with worse and worse economic and virus figures because "we're closer to the end". You can count on it.

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>up 5% today even though I just moved from 100% long to 40% short, 40% long, 40% cash

>> No.18050570

All bullish, buy now. Having negative sentiment is dangerous.

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>> No.18050584

how are you not up 20%?

>> No.18050585
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people like this will never understand the concept of being able to pay bills with passive income and not have to sell any underlying stock...imagine if you had to sell stock right now in order to pay for your bills.

>> No.18050587

>there are literally no good numbers anywhere except the markets
Load up on SQQQ boys, thar be pillagin' in our future

>> No.18050596

How do dividends work

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>> No.18050601

It is, but nobody trades futures without risk management and you will never lose more than you're willing to risk each trade (which is typically 0.20%-2% depending on the person trading). But that's what I'm saying though, people that doesn't understand trading should stay with options because if you're lucky enough to be correct it could still net you a decent profit without it being too risky of a trade.

>> No.18050602

They poompin'?

>> No.18050604
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FOMO'd some NVDA calls this morning because fuck it. Seems like it was a good decision

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tfw made a wagies monthly salary today in my morning robe

Feels gud

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>tfw recovered from virus and just want to see the world burn
its impossible to stop it

>> No.18050629

very well

>> No.18050631

wait shit that's 120% no wonder I'm making profit
*20% cash

the problem with the "pay your bills with passive income" meme is that you have to ALREADY be boomer rich for it to work, if you have less than $100k in stocks there's literally no reason to fuck with dividends

>> No.18050633

everyone on /biz/ is a larping millionaire day trader though. only boomers hold onto stocks for 30+ years anymore

>> No.18050635

why is it green?

>> No.18050637

Any stock here that cost $5 less I could buy thousands worth. leave it in my account for 1 year , come back and see that shit at $50?

What are some good dividend buys anon?

>> No.18050639

>NYC hospitals overloaded
>mortgages insolvent
what? you just made this up bud.

the other stuff is legit, so why not just use that?

>> No.18050640

Why do muslims do this?

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>> No.18050658

Is shooting for 5% yearly yield a good plan?

>> No.18050659

Missed opportunities are more demoralizing than losses.

>> No.18050661


companies will pay you for the honor of owning a slice of their business

>> No.18050663

HAL maybe?

>> No.18050664

because everyone knows money will be useless where we're headed

>> No.18050665
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Incredibly shitty advice to trap all the newbs coming over from /pol/

>> No.18050669
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are you fucking kidding me boomerbulls

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loading up today. Thursday is gonna be a bloodbath

>> No.18050674

Who's buying graphics cards at this point? I tried to put together a PC build a few days ago and Amazon said the earliest arrival date is like May 1st. I'm not waiting a month for that shit!

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You tards have no idea what corrections are, shit’s not gonna drop 10% in 2 days without correcting somewhat. That said, still bearish. It'll break 200 before the real recovery.

>> No.18050679

from what

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>> No.18050681

Why do white people crowd the beaches during spring break in open defiance of the Florida state governor warning people against doing that exact thing?

>> No.18050686

It's not their fault, they are genetically less intelligent and have been fooled into a death cult.

>> No.18050688

>NYC hospitals overloaded
>made up
have you listened to literally any news coverage or anything the governor or mayor of new york is saying

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>> No.18050696

scam market, only up coz usd circulation is growing

>> No.18050698

so Germany is trying to throw Italy under the bus right now by denying them financial assistance.
Europe is done.

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Thoughs on SQQQ tomorrow?

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>> No.18050712

More like based & redpilled

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Just listen to these boomers fucking drone on and on and one, nothing is getting done this week.

>> No.18050717

LOL who the fuck is going to be going out drinking right now

>> No.18050719

based and redpilled

>> No.18050724

The only ones getting trapped from there are the retards from /ptg/

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Why do niggers like chicken and watermelon and smell like the remnants of fecal matter?

>> No.18050736

What time is the Senate supposed to vote on the bill?

>> No.18050739

Fellow bearchads, do I pull the trigger on SQQQ today or tomorrow?

>> No.18050743

WTF is this bullshit fucking skyrocket after Trump says he’s gonna drop the money quarantine when it’s still gonna get worse.

If I wasn’t smart I’d buy, this looks like market manipulation 101

>> No.18050747

GM is still mooning wtf

>> No.18050748

What's the matter, Bojangles, can't swim?

>> No.18050751

When is this going to pop? Wednesday or thursday?

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I wanted to wait for AMD to release their high end. I don't see that happening for a while now though.

>> No.18050755

>when vol is finally dying down

>> No.18050762

Not funny waited a week for funds to transfer. You queers are no help with anything

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It's seriously just them talking about nothing, I thought they were going to pass the bill this morning.

>> No.18050764

Cuz FED injecting unlimited amts of moo-lah to keep this sham afloat

>> No.18050766

Please... we'll gladly take any visitors from /pol/, they're far better than some of the limp-dicked faggots we get from /a/

>> No.18050767

Is the testicle pain part true? I wouldn't mind getting it and getting it over with if not for this...

>> No.18050768

who is coming out with the antibdy test? that seems like it would be a good buy whatever company that is

>> No.18050769

"The majority of Americans don't even have savings of $400 or more."
>t. Senator Whatever speaking right now

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>> No.18050776
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As we ride this trap/bubble, let's find the most nonsensical pumps we can. I'll start

>> No.18050779

>falling for the BVLL

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>> No.18050782

>no good games out
>buying graphics cards

baka senpai

>> No.18050784

>le market cap is le economy
Learn 2 value stock, smooth brain

>> No.18050785

It literally is. Bulls are just positioning themselves to take advantage of it. There's clearly no substance behind the idea the economy is going to improve. The wouldn't have delayed the jobs information if they knew it wasn't going to be as bad as predicted.

>> No.18050790

Why is everything rising today, I thought the worst was yet to come?

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SQQQ $24
SDOW $69

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rip all the anons who had puts

>> No.18050797

I've got so many different calls and puts right now, I'm making money but I feel like a massive retard

>> No.18050801

I'll exit TQQQ today and probably stay cash into tomorrow. Feel the winds and if right get into SQQQ.

>> No.18050805

who the fuck is not closing their positions still to keep this entire shit market at +8% it's been hovering there for two hours now

>> No.18050806

why are americans so poor?

>> No.18050814

Bro's im new as fuck. Should I short disney and uber?

Disney may have streaming but there will be no shopping, movies, theme parks, ect for MONTHS

Uber may have uber eats buy -70% usage in every metro area coupled with scared drivers means red

Are these good moves?

>> No.18050817

boomers literally think the shutdown is a hoax

>> No.18050818

Classic nothing burger?

>> No.18050821

If the stim bill goes through is that the buy signal to see the market turn around? Should I be preparing my buy in ?

>> No.18050822


go back.

>> No.18050825

Whats that image

>> No.18050828
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>> No.18050832

jerome is giving boomers an exit position
once i believed that our society was organized around catering to women (gynocentrism)
now I see it is boomercentric
we are crashing the economy for 10 years to prevent a million boomers from dying

>> No.18050833

I hope player's salaries get cut to what they're worth-$0.

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Most places East coast are using the PCR/NAT from Roche, most of West cost is Abbott.
>t. medfag

>> No.18050840


bro take some classes or some shit if you don't know what you're doing and looking for advice here you're gonna lose money

>> No.18050842

how do I downvote this post. I do not like it

>> No.18050844

Make debits to consume culture.

>> No.18050848

Just your average leftist hangout

>> No.18050849

I actually just built a 3900X Ryzen system.
My GTX 980 is getting a little long in the tooth, but it looks like I'll be waiting a while.
Oh well.

>> No.18050850

Get into SQQQ now at 24

>> No.18050851

Top tier

>> No.18050852

millenials can't possibly be a majority, can they?

>> No.18050857

RCL up 32%

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there is no such thing as a good move in this market newshit, you are literally gambling

>> No.18050872

it's mumu stomping bobo fucking shits and it's from today

>> No.18050874

What happens when you hold SQQQ for next day? Overnight fees?

>> No.18050875

It would be nonsensical because all of this printing and stimulus funding is trying to be timed before it hints any of the major indicators. The jobs report on Thursday if it isn't delayed being the first one. The root cause, infections from the CV, are not even measured consistently or comprehensively anywhere except where there are outbreaks already.
They are flying absolutely blind. But the Fed clown market will rally regardless at least until the indicators start coming in.

>> No.18050876

prepare for lifdoff

>> No.18050878

you actually gave it an upvote :^)

>> No.18050880

holding TVIX at the end of a red day is fucking suicidal

>> No.18050882

i drive for uber eats part time and i stopped delivering 2 weeks ago and they continually send desperate notifications on the app trying to egg drivers into going out to deliver, offering bonuses and multipliers. fuck that shit im not getting chinked for a $10 delivery from a cheap ass company that abuses its workforce. im sure many people feel the same

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>New 9/11 coming
>Drum up war machines
>Dow 30K by Christmas
May the digits conceive it.

>> No.18050892

it'll go to 23/22

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btw before you think about investing in QGEN look at their chart kek

>> No.18050899

Of course not. This thread is fucking retarded. You just have to make sure that you own a clean multiple of the split ratio before it happens.

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>bought UVXY at $47 at open
>now up to $55

>> No.18050903

>>18050874u get fucked in the re balance

>> No.18050905

>don't play with options
>put all the cash you're comfortable with into a reputable brokerage
>start voraciously reading all the educational material on investing
>wait for the bottom
Literally all you should do atm. Options are not for greenhorns, trust me.

>> No.18050907

I think you are right, and I think thats the sentiment. ty and be-careful!

>> No.18050908

DON'T DO THIS, FBI will visit your house if you hold overnight

>> No.18050914

Second for 23

>> No.18050923


does the same thing happen with tqqq?

>> No.18050927

>Normie tier justification for buying

No shit sherlock, if someone has thought of it then someone WILL take advantage of you. You either have inside info or get lucky. Just put your money in an index lol.

>> No.18050930

ill ~$700 leftover after paying all my expenses. what should i invest in as soon as the stimulus bill passes?

>> No.18050938

>i panicsold at 47.50 this morning after buying at 122 last week
time to kms

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Git Boeing.

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Cuckservatives are incapable of foresight along with empathy or reason.

>> No.18050948

this is something I'd expect a 15 year old to post on twitter, fucking cringeworthy image

>> No.18050951

Went from $278 to ~$178 today. That'll teach me for fucking with options before I understood them fully. And for betting against JBLU when the bottom was already reached.

>> No.18050956

But what if everyone realizes the virus has a pathetic mortality rate, and life just slowly starts getting back to normal?

>> No.18050963

kfc and newports

>> No.18050964

Fuck if I invested £15000 friday instead of just making a fake portfolio to track, i'd be up £2500 today. FUCK.

Why is everything rising? It's supposed to be nowhere near bottom yet

>> No.18050970

The elephant and the donkey are on the wrong sides

>> No.18050972

>Today UK unemployment hit a record level (80%~)
>Government to pay everyone wages whilst they sit at home doing nothing
>Indis just announced 1/5 of the world population forbidden from leaving their home
>FTSE up over 7%

>> No.18050974

Ok yes this makes sense. Every completely logical trade I've made has fucked me. Ty anon

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That's what I'm betting on, idiots like you who can't do math.

>> No.18050979

Which explains most of the /pol/tards who have wandered over thinking they'd get some insight on what's going on.
God I can't wait for them to finally fuck off for good...

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leftist are like impostor Americans that we all let live here

>> No.18050983

Thursday. Stimulus vote is tonight so right now we are riding off of the hope of it. Once it passes it'll be green but somehwat muted. The bad news comes Thursday and a red Friday should be expected.

>> No.18050993

I have a very bad feeling about this jump... It's not a very good feeling at all...

>> No.18050995

This doesnt make sense

>> No.18051002

knee jerk reaction to news about possible passing of stimulus bill

>> No.18051005

A gun if you don't have one already. Shit may get better, or may get worse, but a gun is a solid investment in your future.

>> No.18051009

You dumb fucks this how the economy everywhere on earth works when all countries operate on debt.

>> No.18051010

Lifting the restrictions in a few weeks is actually the worst of both options. You took (part) of the economic hit pointlessly for weeks and still got the health crisis anyway.

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>Why is everything rising? It's supposed to be nowhere near bottom yet
We had economy where companies no longer needed customers, now we can have market that no longer needs investors.

>> No.18051014

Government taking loads of actions and pumping in money brrrrrrrrr

Masking the symptoms and not curing the problem. Shit will fall tomorrow and overall over the next month

>> No.18051017

do you not know what unemployment is?

>> No.18051021

nah, but the shortness of breath freaks you out for 2 days. I didn't get hit by it very hard though, been taking vitamin D3, C, and zinc which are all supposed to defend against it.

>> No.18051029

Galaxybrain Economic System
Infinite money, no customers and no investors.

>> No.18051043


thats the diagnosis test, that uses PCR to find dna of the virus to see if you are currently infected. im talking about the antibody test that is coming out soon, that detects blood antibodies to see if you have been exposed to it at some time. obviousl there is going to be millions of that test made and sold because they are going to use that as the screener for people to go back to work. its not made yet its in development per the governor of new yorks comments a few minutes ago i just cant find the company

>> No.18051052

Please just pass the bill already, get to the point

>> No.18051059

No there's no basis for this.
The stimulus will cause a rally, so it's a good time to get in on the discounted stocks while you can. This rally will also bolster other markets. Unemployment claims will mute on thursday but again, the numbers are expected. Expect a small rally if the unemployment numbers are lower and a further dip if the numbers are higher.
Further, your biggest indication on how the markets will do will be the Chinese and Japanese markets followed shortly by the DAX and Great Britain market action. It is all connected and helps determine the long term trends.
I've literally been making money for years based upon this understanding. Even during the dip.

>> No.18051060

/pol/ WAY WORSE traders than /A/
almost all reg anime posters am 30k+ accounts

/pol/ come in here with their 3k AH accoutns and hate

>> No.18051061

hope it hits 23 today and I'll add more then. But in case I'm getting some now Thursday should be red

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Fuck bears lmao

>> No.18051069

Thread theme:

>> No.18051071

Hope everyone is loading up on SQQQ...

>> No.18051080

>lol just spend trillions of white tax dollars pretending blacks and whites are the same
-thomas jefferson

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It's not about the mortality rate it's about the hospitals getting flooded. The only reason the mortality rate is low now is because the population isn't being infected rapidly thus treatment is available.

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>> No.18051087

Why not just tell old people and at risk people to self qaurintine and provide extra benees?

>> No.18051091

and all of that is going back down by end of week

>> No.18051092


Thinking the unemployment increase of 4000% is priced in is ludicrous, you should be ashamed of yourself.

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I'm actually mad about this one. I just recently started investing and fully intended on putting in $200 into dave and busters a week ago when they were $5 and it just fucking skyrocketed. I missed the boat

>> No.18051097

Can a bearbro turn this post into an image for the future? We can taunt bullvirgins for weeks with it.

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I missed the fucking train, jesus christ please go down again I wanna be rich!

>> No.18051099

i know is a bulltrap but i want to buy so badly

>> No.18051100

In the next few hours

>> No.18051105

because the rate of severe pneumonia among 20-30 year olds is still 20%, only zoomers are safe

>> No.18051113

hundreds of years after humanity is gone ayyliens will land on our planet and find fed computers still printing money and pumping S&P500 to new ATH.

>> No.18051116


they will hit 300 again eventually buy whenever man

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I browse both

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>> No.18051126

Stop being so emotional

>> No.18051131

Who's Market is it Anyway?

The game where the stock prices are made up and the economy doesn't matter

>> No.18051136


The natty lord has spoken. Opinions?

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>> No.18051154

Based Bill, the bull, Ackman

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>> No.18051160

He's right, but that's not the boomer way

>> No.18051163

>work at home with a desk, that i have, my daughter really helps

woah this dude has a fucking DESK at home, god damn what a fucking high roller

>> No.18051166

You have to be an idiot to think this shit is gonna pass.

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>Andy Levin, D Michigan, on Bloomberg
>>we're already at capacity in Michigan, and I don't want to see in a few days, if cases keep doubling, doctors making decisions about who lives and who dies
>stonks up 8%

>> No.18051168

>cruise lines are going up
There is no logical reason for this. Even if they are turned into hospital ships it won't make them any damn money
"Things you can tell your stock broker, but not your girlfriend"

>> No.18051173

Priced in is a meme we use around here to make fun of the excuses people make to downplay things.
The point is that at this point people are expecting it and the market reaction will probably be 5 to 6% down but don't expect fields of red. The effects will vary precisely based on where the numbers with a 2% dip expected for 2 million and less and 8% if it's up beyond 2.5 million. Again, stock traders are EXPECTING a bad report on jobless numbers. If there is an expectation then the results tend to be more muted.

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If it doesn't go down by the end of the week I'll legit need to declare bankruptcy. I want to say this market is being retarded but really it's my own fault for going all-in. Now I can't pay bills because I bought on Sunday.

>> No.18051182

this is the one im talking about come on medfag you should know the difference between antibody test and live DNA culture swab


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i literally FOMO'd this morning. stop being emotional and use your head >>18050604

>> No.18051188

Jesus Christ you know it's time to sell when every retard on the planet suddenly thinks they are an expert in economics

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just picked up a HOG put on discount, who else here /HOGhogger/?

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i've seen retarded bull markets but this is the most retarded one i've ever seen

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>> No.18051202

Nigger markets are closed on sunday.

>> No.18051208

So it would be good to invest long term into something like vanguard? Also unrelated, but I’m curious as non US if I can invest into it using something as eToro.

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Imagine thinking a green market is real when Congress can't even pass anything? Soon, all of them will be infected!

>> No.18051220

did not expect to go +58% today, what happened?

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>> No.18051229

Boomers are about to die. No one else buys that trash

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Yeah, I know. I'm just saying that it the companies running the majority of my program's NATs will probably end up running the majority of the Ab testing. I would imagine that every major company is working to identify and develop Ab testing.

>> No.18051257

ελα ρε πατρίδα, shall we buy some puts on this ?

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Smashed. Fighting the urge.

>> No.18051314

go for it

>> No.18051316

>New York only 4k new cases




>> No.18051347


I think all 3x leveraged ETFs get fucked during daily rebalancing. UNLESS there are consistent back to back days where it's either green or red. They are meant to be day-traded, not held long term. Meaning you sell at the end of the day, or you could hold overnight if you believe the market will continue in the same direction the next day.

3x leveraged ETFs can fuck you if there is volatility and you hold for multiple days.

Can any anons confirm this?

>> No.18051354

From what I heard, a lot of companies are buying work laptops / PCs for their workers so they could work from home.

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>> No.18051407

TVIX here

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>SPY goes up
>every other world index also recovers despite mounting bear sign

It all finally makes sense

>> No.18051467

oh shit.

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>Just now learning how to do puts and shorts and the once in a lifetime yolo downhill economy might be coming to an end.... Is there still time or am I the marker of "when the outsiders are getting in, it's time to get out"?

>> No.18051490

its not the economy - is the perceived value of the future of the economy


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>was going to buy in when the dow finally reached 15k
>now it appears containment is working

>> No.18051599

The split doesn't affect people. Same value, just spread through more shares. The shares you hold are split too. Newfags do your research.

>> No.18051675

This. The virus is barely worse than a cold, and most of those old people would have died anyways from something else. Millions will not die. Likely somewhere around the seasonal amount as the normal flu. Shutting down the economy is much worse than keeping it open. The stock market overreacted on panic. Although right now where it is valued it's still just slightly above 100% market cap over GDP, meaning that even where it is at right now it's a bit above the average. But no doubt it will move up based on the trillions in fed printing and their guarantee of not letting it drop. Sad.

>> No.18051680

brazil market isn't different. many cities and states here are just starting locking up borders and closing businesses and the fucking market is up by 11%. right now i'm having 80% profit just on airline and tourism agency companies.

literal clown world indeed.

>> No.18051699

stocks =/= economy

>> No.18051719

You are correct that this is not in the bottom as far as deaths go from the virus. But this could well be the bottom for the stock market drop, especially in lieu of fed infinity.

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Yesterday someone said I was retarded for moving part of my NRZ and ONTX into QSR.

Today, QSR pumped and NRZ dropped yet again, and even ONTX is having a nice pump due to earnings (average on it is .39, so not sure if I should cash out once I got some profit or not).

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>bobos missed the bottom

Oh nononono AHAHAHA

>> No.18051962

probably need to wait for your funds to clear

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>> No.18052727

I'm pretty sure we warned everyone about this.

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