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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:25:03 2020 No.18075380 [Reply] [Original]

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Prior thread: >>18073529

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:25:46 2020 No.18075395 >>18075380 first for crab

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:26:04 2020 No.18075400 File: 1.34 MB, 400x224, 1584817121935.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075380 Is tomorrow gonna pump or dump?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:26:26 2020 No.18075406 File: 193 KB, 1125x817, 1584719896115.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] third for crab

>>	Sage Wed Mar 25 11:26:38 2020 No.18075410 >>18075380 JAWOHL! Wann crasht die Scheisse endlich richtig?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:26:40 2020 No.18075412 File: 193 KB, 1046x949, and this is with massive undercounting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >LA and NY limiting testing only to severe cases >This is the current (((reported))) trajectory WITH MASSIVE UNDERCOUNTING Take the blackpill

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:26:42 2020 No.18075413 I think German is shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:26:46 2020 No.18075414 File: 11 KB, 283x178, 32094976-D475-450E-995B-545C5A801AD2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075400 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:26:50 2020 No.18075416 File: 149 KB, 500x608, 1584735453180.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >New York still hasn't reported new deaths

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:26:54 2020 No.18075418 >>18075400 The dump has already been priced in so it is crab time

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:27:09 2020 No.18075421

I have a feeling the Dow is going to nosedive real bad, real soon. SARS-CoV-2 has an incubation period of like 2 weeks. People are gonna die all at once and it's going to be an Italy style situation, especially because we've done no fucking testing, like in Korea and Singapore. The markets are gonna plummet to the point that Black Monday and Thursday will look like a flesh wound. Wait for that overnight spike in deaths, then buy that dip.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:27:24 2020 No.18075427 Do I buy an option at the ask or put it at the mid and hope some cuck bites?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:27:25 2020 No.18075428 >>18075400 Nobody knows, literal clown market at this point. Probably pump because apparently the extinction of the human race would somehow be priced in at this point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:27:34 2020 No.18075432 File: 141 KB, 1280x720, RE5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 11th for anyone wanna Co-op RE5 with me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:27:38 2020 No.18075434 File: 177 KB, 623x702, 1539675926663.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bobo are you ok, are you ok, are you ok bobo?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:27:57 2020 No.18075440 File: 73 KB, 1066x600, 1584558616858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ACTIVAT CRAB ETERNAL

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:27:58 2020 No.18075439 >Task force briefing after hours uh oh

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:28:04 2020 No.18075443 I can't fucking take it anymore. -50 fucking percent on EVERYTHING. I sold all my puts at and bought calls today. Can't sell until tomorrow but it's looking green

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:28:44 2020 No.18075456 File: 524 KB, 1346x733, bear bros.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075434 YES

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:28:50 2020 No.18075458 File: 362 KB, 450x450, 1563620291169.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >stonks up >cuomo on TV talking about doubling times and hospital capacity WHY ARE MARKETS GREEN

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:29:01 2020 No.18075464 >>18075439 rumor?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:29:06 2020 No.18075467 >>18075443 Kek, you're going to get dumped on when NY releases their numbers

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:29:12 2020 No.18075468 File: 384 KB, 474x354, 1553804136084.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075443 Looks like it will dump tomorrow boys

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:29:21 2020 No.18075472 Loading up on cheap SRTY.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:29:30 2020 No.18075476 File: 114 KB, 581x767, 1563564207645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075443 >Shorts when stocks are down a shit ton >Longs when the market has recovered a shit ton

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:29:31 2020 No.18075477 I'm in on ERX Direxion Daily Energy Bull 3X Shares It's at 9 dollars, was at 100 and something some months ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:29:32 2020 No.18075478 >>18075456 >MarketWatch

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:29:34 2020 No.18075479 >My 205 SPY put that expires 3/27 is basically worthless now Please dump soon

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:29:50 2020 No.18075483 >>18075456 P.I.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:29:54 2020 No.18075485 >>18075443 Lesson learned for me, always hedge, especially if it's something the government is basically guaranteed to bailout anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:29:58 2020 No.18075491 >HLT still going up even though there's no way in hell anyone is gonna be traveling for at least months why

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:30:37 2020 No.18075503 SNSS on the rise again. Noice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:30:44 2020 No.18075505 File: 12 KB, 852x105, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hate my life

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:30:48 2020 No.18075508 >>18075477 Somebody tell him

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:30:58 2020 No.18075515 Can someone tell me what the fuck a bobo is? Newfag to /biz/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:31:00 2020 No.18075519 File: 42 KB, 600x655, c8f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075476 >buying at the top

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:31:06 2020 No.18075522 File: 25 KB, 758x457, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHY is this meme still up? Who in the fucking hell is getting on a spaceflight they're going to have to delay it anyway aaaaaaaa

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:31:07 2020 No.18075524 BUFFET JUST GAVE HIS ADVICE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:31:14 2020 No.18075526 File: 867 KB, 1721x1080, cds2020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075410 Morgen früh

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:31:19 2020 No.18075527 File: 353 KB, 1440x3120, Screenshot_20200325-083018.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Brookefield and Kratos valiantly rallying to offset my short losses >Pfizer is doing FUCKING NOTHING

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:31:20 2020 No.18075529 >>18075515 lurk more

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:31:25 2020 No.18075531
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Crossposting.
>>18075342
Good questions.
I reckon there's about a 50/50 chance. But given that everyone is more or less gone at the moment. Thursday or friday at the latest. It could happen as early as late this afternoon.
Citigroup is good. It's assisting with a few IPOs and it's not leveraged in CDOs like some other banks.
It'll keep kind of iffy but it won't hit the lows seen earlier last week...

>>18075311
Here you go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:31:38 2020 No.18075535 >>18075443 don't trade options if you can't close them by end of day

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:31:50 2020 No.18075539 >>18075464 5pm ET according to CBS

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:32:07 2020 No.18075543 >>18075421 you're right about the effect of course. timing is the hard part. the "spike" isnt really overnight though, since the numbers get updated midday

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:32:08 2020 No.18075545 >>18075515 Someone who got too cocky.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:32:10 2020 No.18075548 >>18075515 go back

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:32:22 2020 No.18075550 >>18075515 its the name of the guy who runs the FED

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:32:22 2020 No.18075551 File: 64 KB, 653x653, 1l1vwn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075522 viruses can't survive in a vacuum

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:32:26 2020 No.18075553 File: 258 KB, 805x640, 297266726150211.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YOU HAD 2 WEEKS TO TAKE PROFITS ON YOUR PUTS FUCKING RETARDS NOW CONGRATS ON BUYING CALLS AT THE TOP YOU DESERVE NOTHING NOTHING

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:32:33 2020 No.18075555 File: 19 KB, 253x412, cutmylifeintopieces.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME in all honesty what am i gunna do about my apple put due to expire friday. Plz help frynz

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:32:46 2020 No.18075561 >>18075524 and? What did he say?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:33:05 2020 No.18075564 >>18075380 >Deutschland auflage! €1T Danke Parlament! Rheinmetall AG is real comfy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:33:08 2020 No.18075565 File: 34 KB, 506x338, IMG_20191228_112340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075443 >he sold his puts right before the steepest plunge of all time

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:33:11 2020 No.18075566
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YOU TOLD ME TSLA WOULD FREEFALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:33:12 2020 No.18075568 File: 13 KB, 189x266, 1615068936582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >down 18% since the crash started last month >went 100% cash 2 weeks ago >missed the bottom on monday

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:33:16 2020 No.18075572 You guys DO diversify your portfolios yes?

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:33:24 2020 No.18075574

>>18075412
>limiting testing only to severe cases
>MASSIVE UNDERCOUNTING
What this really means is that there are countless people out there who got the virus but they just coofed for a week and got over it and the world will never know because they were never tested, so "the science" makes it look super duper scary becuase it has this huge fatality rate among those who actually were tested. The whole western world is run by people who can't understand elementary statistics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:33:30 2020 No.18075575 >>18075555 Your quads are telling me you have a guardian angel and will be saved by a massive dump

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:33:33 2020 No.18075577 FYI here's the Cuomo press conference. https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/25/watch-live-ny-gov-cuomo-holds-a-press-conference-on-the-coronavirus.html We are apparently at capacity

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:33:44 2020 No.18075584 File: 27 KB, 344x757, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] do I just buy at the ask?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:33:57 2020 No.18075591 >>18075568 lol dude the dow is still down 9k from a month ago

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:33:58 2020 No.18075590 >>18075555 pray for a biblical dump

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:34:05 2020 No.18075592 File: 95 KB, 473x516, note media 501.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075531 based jedi god. not the best news for me because i have puts on $C but whatever.

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:34:09 2020 No.18075594
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>>18075478
Yeah... I'm sweating
I keep hearing "jobs numbers gonna kill market" but it must be quite baked in since goldman's projection last week. And when SO MANY retards betting on one thing that's been known for a week and already had a major impact on the market...

I think I'm fucked.

SDOW is ripping my dick right off

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:34:13 2020 No.18075595 >>18075572 >are you guys pussies? No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:34:22 2020 No.18075598 File: 314 KB, 835x464, surprised panzer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075568 Trying to get the bottom right is a knife catching mission. Just wait another week and we may have an idea of where we will go with this

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:34:35 2020 No.18075602 >>18075443 can you please post every trade you make from now on?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:34:44 2020 No.18075605 >>18075565 I'm not selling my puts, basically no point now. Just buying calls. If this garbage is going to kep pumping for no reason i'm going to capture SOME value out of it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:34:45 2020 No.18075606 WHAT ARE YOU STUPID YOU DUMBASS BULL, THE BOTTOM ISNT FOR MONTHS, YOU CANT JUST BUY BEFORE THE BOTTOM UR SUPPOSED TO TIME THE MARKET YOU RETARDED BULL!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP FUCKING BUYING IDIOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:34:46 2020 No.18075607 File: 1.99 MB, 261x238, 1342311051191.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075572 >99% SDOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:34:58 2020 No.18075613 >>18075418 >IT'S PRICED IN BRO

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:35:18 2020 No.18075618 >>18075555 >AAPL $75 that's just beyond retarded, why don't you take your money and flush it down the toilet instead, bit more efficient that way

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:35:23 2020 No.18075619 >>18075606 same but unironically

>>	Credit Spread Officer Wed Mar 25 11:35:26 2020 No.18075620 >>18075584 try for .92 cents, also fuck options that have a spread greater than .05

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:35:30 2020 No.18075622 File: 131 KB, 1947x1525, 1583766836923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075568 >missed the bottom on monday heh, really you thought that was the bottom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:35:35 2020 No.18075626 File: 219 KB, 490x348, 1584733127139.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BONG JUST KEEPS GOING UP

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:35:35 2020 No.18075628 File: 55 KB, 614x586, 1584818346612.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075577 C A P A C I T Y A P A C I T Y

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:35:46 2020 No.18075630 File: 2 KB, 359x49, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh god it's gains. I haven't seen gains in days. I'm starving for gains

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:35:50 2020 No.18075631 >>18075555 no stim check, no fancy new iphone 37's

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:36:00 2020 No.18075632 fuck it I'm selling Pfizer and you should too >goes down on red days >does nothing on green days fuck you pfizer I'm selling out of spite, literally every single other stock went up yesterday except you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:36:02 2020 No.18075634 File: 648 KB, 1439x798, Screenshot_20200325-103452_YouTube.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075572 No, I only hold Haa-chama and Haa-chama derivatives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:36:26 2020 No.18075643 >>18075524 What?! where?! what he say???

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:36:32 2020 No.18075646 >>18075577 >more jewyorkers die bullish

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:36:39 2020 No.18075649 how can anybody expect tomorrow's job figures to be anything but devastating? how can you be bullish right now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:36:39 2020 No.18075650 File: 388 KB, 600x584, 1584556303118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075613 WE HAVE OFFICIALLY PRICED IN PRICING IN.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:36:44 2020 No.18075652 >>18075572 Of course it's diversified. I've got SDOW, and SQQQ, and SPXS, and TVIX. Look at all this diversity, I can't wait for the market to get culturally enriched again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:36:53 2020 No.18075657 >>18075555 hodl strong I believe in u

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:37:06 2020 No.18075661 >>18075515 An extinct species

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:37:22 2020 No.18075665 File: 21 KB, 466x359, 1530262427790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHY IS THIS SHIT GOING UP YOU KNOW THE ECONOMY IS FUCKED WE ALL KNOW IT WHY ELSE WOULD THE FED PUMP MONEY LIKE THERES NO FUCKING TOMORROW FUCKING CRASH ALREADY

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:37:28 2020 No.18075667 >>18075607 Based.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:37:33 2020 No.18075668 >>18075555 F puts make sense today

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:37:37 2020 No.18075669 File: 27 KB, 610x433, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the FUCK is even going on in this market

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:37:42 2020 No.18075672 >>18075551 except they last forever in a vacuum because nothing is there to decompose their protein shells

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:37:58 2020 No.18075675 >>18075665 The market doesn't need investors anymore apparently. Just the Fed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:38:08 2020 No.18075679 If the numbers are right, the shelter in place thing might be working. From 3/23 to 3/24, infection went up by 11K On 3/24 the numbers only went up an additional 8K

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:38:19 2020 No.18075684 >>18075661 kek, bulltard on suicide watch

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:38:19 2020 No.18075685 File: 23 KB, 650x520, Screenshot_2020-03-25 biei STOCK - Google Search.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you all laughed at me, whos laughing now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:38:25 2020 No.18075687 >>18075606 please apply for work at msnbc

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:38:26 2020 No.18075689 File: 781 KB, 1002x1006, 1582559952575.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075649 pRiCeD In >also can we please stop talking about unemployment

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:38:36 2020 No.18075690 File: 50 KB, 968x645, rtard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Buying the 'dip' right before they release unemployment data

>>	Credit Spread Officer Wed Mar 25 11:38:42 2020 No.18075692 File: 47 KB, 1005x569, coronadollar.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >be USD >coof coof >??? >PROFIT How did this happen and what does it really mean?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:38:43 2020 No.18075693 >>18075669 >>18075675 It’s so FUCKING curious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:38:57 2020 No.18075697 >>18075551 objectively wrong, god damn we're in brainlet city

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:39:07 2020 No.18075700 >>18075685 me haha

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:39:13 2020 No.18075703 >>18075665 Clown market. SPY is going to 270.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:39:18 2020 No.18075704 File: 21 KB, 750x387, 1551308957288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075643 >>18075561

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:39:29 2020 No.18075708 >boeing is going to make 1/3rd of its losses in 2 days lmao what in the fuck its the only stock bringing the DJI SP up

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:39:37 2020 No.18075712 File: 26 KB, 652x578, Screenshot_2020-03-25 biei STOCK - Google Search.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075685 better pic

>>	Credit Spread Officer Wed Mar 25 11:39:44 2020 No.18075714 >>18075669 ATM IV went up a bit while OTM IV dropped also good job on bac they were my first stock buy ever and i got in at $4.

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:39:45 2020 No.18075715
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Just closed my 5X Leverage position in Boeing at a profit of 4k. What should I invest in now? I’m thinking Facebook but another anon suggested Microsoft.

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:39:56 2020 No.18075719
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Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:39:57 2020 No.18075721

>>18075665
ITS BECAUSE RETARDS LIKE YOU THINK THE TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS THEY PRINTED IS ALREADY IN THE MARKET, IT TAKES TIME TO DISTRIBUTE FUCKING MONG

WHAT DID UR RETARDED ASS JUST THINK "DUUH 6 TRILLIONDOLLARS THEY MUST PUT IT IN ALL AT THE SAME TIME"

NO FUCKING DWEEB THEY PUT IT IN IN INCREMENTS U ARE LITERALLY A FUCKING RETARD EVERY DUMBASS RETARDED REDDIT BOBONIGGER IS A FUCKING CLOWN AND I HATE U ALL FUCKING BOBONIGGERS

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:40:16 2020 No.18075728 File: 19 KB, 474x474, 1f8696ef0e9e43c92b19e046929e57af.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075672 >>18075697 humans are the real virus, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:40:22 2020 No.18075730 >>18075708 It's a buyback retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:40:22 2020 No.18075731 >>18075477 I learned a very valuable lesson with JNUG, don’t fool with 3x etfs

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:40:24 2020 No.18075732 >>18075679 in the US? where are you looking? i see 10k cases 23rd, 11k cases 24th

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:40:29 2020 No.18075733 should I buy stonks, buy more SQQQ, or hold cash for the next drop? I just sold Pfizer out of spite and now I have liquidity

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:40:45 2020 No.18075737 >>18075708 People are going to dump it when the text of the bill gets released

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:40:50 2020 No.18075738 >>18075428 >the extinction of the human race Exaggerate much?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:40:54 2020 No.18075740 >>18075685 >buy some literally who stock >someday will try to sell at the top >realizes no one is there to buy it from you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:41:02 2020 No.18075743 my fucking puts bros HELP

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:41:03 2020 No.18075744 >>18075733 seconding question

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:41:08 2020 No.18075745 What isn't priced in?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:41:08 2020 No.18075746 >>18075715 If you are going to buy things long term I'd wait for tomorrow to see if the job report dumps the market or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:41:10 2020 No.18075747 >>18075719 BAD NEWS = BULL TIME, WE PERMA BULL NOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:41:20 2020 No.18075750 >>18075634 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uU8APczq40

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:41:33 2020 No.18075755 File: 481 KB, 141x141, dude.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075652

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:42:01 2020 No.18075762 File: 49 KB, 891x720, note media 1574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075719 >wreaking havoc on the economy >fucking green "buy the rumor" "sell the news" this shit better be right or im roping myself, watch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:42:20 2020 No.18075767 >>18075561 >>18075643 he said wash your hands im not kidding

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:42:21 2020 No.18075766 BA is just going parabolic at this rate i'm gonna be ITM on my my $200 calls today

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:42:40 2020 No.18075771
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>>18075665
>WHY IS THIS SHIT GOING UP
How many times do we have to tell you, we've hit bottom.

>YOU KNOW THE ECONOMY IS FUCKED
It was already fucked even before this pandemic happened. This seems like a good restart and on the way for recovery. 0.003% of the population dies, mostly boomers, so what's the problem??

>WE ALL KNOW IT
No, you don't.

>WHY ELSE WOULD THE FED PUMP MONEY LIKE THERES NO FUCKING TOMORROW
There's no reason not to bailout some of the still-useful companies especially those that are supplying the defense.

>FUCKING CRASH ALREADY
Fuck off doomer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:42:42 2020 No.18075773 File: 430 KB, 1262x842, China_Invester.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did you guys git Boeing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:42:49 2020 No.18075779 >>18075733 3rding

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:42:58 2020 No.18075780 File: 1 KB, 349x38, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075766 THANK YOU JEROME THANK YOU THANK YOU

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:43:06 2020 No.18075781 >>18075743 Diamond hands

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:43:22 2020 No.18075784 File: 43 KB, 949x574, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Softbank is up over 20% in the last week. Fucking Softbank, the Hans Moleman of Megacorps. What the fuck is going on?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:43:35 2020 No.18075788 >>18075632 >selling a divvy stock I’ve been buying more PFE. Gonna keep buying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:43:39 2020 No.18075791 can any bear explain why 10 trillion dolares of inflation won't pump the market to ungodly highs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:43:42 2020 No.18075792 >>18075618 its a long term pick me up, not used for actually projected price dumbfuck. If you play with options long enough you would understand.

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:43:52 2020 No.18075795

>>18075732
Been watching https://infection2020.com/ simply because it collates the data in a way that's more useful for me to make a quick glance analysis and see how the overall curve is doing.
If my numbers are off then that changes things a bit. Though this does suggest that it has slowed down the rate a bit as prior to that the numbers of new cases effectively doubled daily. Going from 500 to 1000 to 2000 to 4000 to 10000 to 20000 (As a model) so if it went from 10k to 11k then that's actually kind of good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:44:05 2020 No.18075799 >>18075745 Lockdown extending past Q2

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:44:13 2020 No.18075800 >>18075780 You just can't the government. I had to learn that the hard way

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:44:27 2020 No.18075804 >>18075733 Hold cash to short next big green candle

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:44:28 2020 No.18075806
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>>18075719
When people can go back to work though that will mean there will be a massive jump on employment.

If the goverment can get people to that point and keep businesses afloat the market will retain faith in the system. I am fairly unconvinced by the notion that unemployment numbers will cause the market to react extremely negatively.

What matters is how investors faith in the market itself is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:44:36 2020 No.18075808 >>18075733 unironic answer>>18075606

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:44:38 2020 No.18075810 File: 402 KB, 3664x1809, omx30 today 25-03-2020.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075380 >buying equity in the current year The best way to earn money is to do intra-day trading with highly leveraged etf's.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:44:40 2020 No.18075811 >>18075799 but trump said lockdown soon cancelled

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:44:45 2020 No.18075815 >>18075515 The name of that cartoon bear everyone posts

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:44:49 2020 No.18075817 >>18075784 All banks have, idk why. No one is taking out loans and there are many in danger of missing mortgage payments

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:44:49 2020 No.18075818 Man, the NASDAQ is weird. Now it's Red while the DOW and S&P are Green. A while ago it was Green while the other two were Red.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:44:56 2020 No.18075820 >>18075466 What software is this? pls respond

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:44:58 2020 No.18075821 >>18075721 >>18075721 the bailout does not go directly into the stock market you moron

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:45:35 2020 No.18075827
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>>18075766
>>18075780
>bankrupt company that can't actually do anything succesful for fucking years
>rejects any bailout that gives the government equity
>senate gives boeing $17B anyways
>stonks go up

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:45:37 2020 No.18075828 File: 95 KB, 436x600, 1576813229610.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075575 thanks friendo have a you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:45:39 2020 No.18075829 >>18075792 maybe if you "played" with options long enough you would understand why you're retarded and losing money

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:45:40 2020 No.18075830 >>18075503 t. bought at .80

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:45:41 2020 No.18075833 >>18075806 it doesn't even have to be faith in the market, we can just have faith in the trendline or s&p returns, whatever nonsensical bone reading.

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:45:44 2020 No.18075836
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>>18075721
YOU DUMB FUCKNUGGET

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY AMERICLAPS ARE GOING TO BE UNEMPLOYED

A RECESSION IS TWO CONSECUTIVE NEGATIVE QUARTERS OF GDP GROWTH

NIGGA UR ENTIRE COUNTRY STOPPED PRODUCING AND IS AT HOME; YOURE GONNA GET IT AND YOU KNOW IT

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:45:45 2020 No.18075837 >>18075820 TDAmeritrade

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:46:11 2020 No.18075842 >>18075719 holy shit, this news will pump the markets back to ATHs

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:46:19 2020 No.18075845 File: 55 KB, 506x253, EKlf2gEU0AENmln.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075634 Why'd you pick such a stupid looking girl? Look, this one is so mature. >>18075719 Stop posting like this. Especially for news that's a fucking week old.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:46:38 2020 No.18075850 >>18075652 >SDOW >SQQQ >SPXS What's the point of diversifying when you're gonna get fucked in the ass anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:46:47 2020 No.18075852 >>18075721 that money is not printed to be injected straight into the stock market you idiot, they don't 'put it in in increments', you are spouting total bullshit and somehow convincing yourself you know what you're ranting about

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:47:07 2020 No.18075858 >>18075821 RETARDED >>18075836 BOBONIGGERS

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:47:09 2020 No.18075862 US bonds for this year are about to go negative, shits about to get wild

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:47:15 2020 No.18075864 >>18075791 well which currency will you buy instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:47:28 2020 No.18075870 >>18075845 It was literally just posted you mouth breathing faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:47:41 2020 No.18075875 File: 583 KB, 1605x2198, qE25HZM (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big selloff coming up tomorrow. The short squeeze + bull trap has ran out of gas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:47:42 2020 No.18075876 >>18075833 Exactly, however government action plays a huge roll in confidence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:47:45 2020 No.18075877 capitulation when

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:47:56 2020 No.18075878

>>18075791
Because we don't have the political will/balls to just declare a debt jubilee, instead we will fuck over creditors secretly by inflating the currency so bad that all debts are worthless.

Creditors will take massive losses which will be offset by the fed buying stocks for an eternal crab market, like all socialist countries do, until literally everyone in America is brown and it collapses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:48:02 2020 No.18075881 I thought you faggots told me that the stocks are going to fall. What the fuck is going on?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:48:06 2020 No.18075884 >>18075820 its thinkorswim application from TD ameritrade. They are pretty based of a brokerage, and the software is as good as you are going to get.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:48:41 2020 No.18075893 >>18075412 USA NUMBA WAN

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:48:45 2020 No.18075894 >>18075795 idk, could be right I'm using https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/ bear in mind that NY is now only testing people who are hospitalised, others may also have changed to this method

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:48:54 2020 No.18075895 >>18075884 I preferred interactive brokers for the software

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:48:58 2020 No.18075896 >>18075858 >no argument bulltards

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:49:02 2020 No.18075899 File: 278 KB, 700x394, fetchimage[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075515

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:49:19 2020 No.18075904 >>18075515 The friend I've lost :(

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:49:31 2020 No.18075907 >>18075881 no one has a fucking clue including all the stoned and/or autistic armchair investors on here

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:49:32 2020 No.18075909 File: 418 KB, 983x668, chinese invester.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075827 Defense Contractor

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:49:45 2020 No.18075910 >>18075845 I prefer the Aoi Yuuki Bombergirl myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:50:09 2020 No.18075915 Is OILU predicted to go back up after the pandemic

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:50:21 2020 No.18075918 >>18075820 TD Ameritrade's thinkorswim platform

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:50:28 2020 No.18075919 File: 26 KB, 748x621, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075827 I am fully in agreement with your sentiment but I just can't afford to be against clown world anymore

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:50:46 2020 No.18075925 File: 14 KB, 469x127, Sellers Dilemma.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075836 Priced in. you really think the DOW is just going to drop to 0 you fucking idiot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:50:46 2020 No.18075926 Can they get the stimulus passed before the labor report? It doesn't seem likely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:51:00 2020 No.18075928 >>18075876 cuomo conference is vaguely bullish imo. we can see another dip, but 18k is probably the juiciest it'll get unless that negative treasury has any meaning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:51:02 2020 No.18075929 >>18075515 Bobo the bear. Meaning a bear market.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:51:25 2020 No.18075933 >>18075875 DAMP EEET

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:51:48 2020 No.18075941 Jesus christ this crab walk

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:51:51 2020 No.18075942 >>18075926 no vote today they are aiming for tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:52:04 2020 No.18075945 File: 337 KB, 1680x3293, 76215591_p16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I short Israel?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:52:07 2020 No.18075946 >>18075527 what account are you holding all that in

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:52:11 2020 No.18075951

>>18075894
That's a fair point really. If they change it to those who are hospitalized, then the number will change in terms of new reported infections. What people are looking for is reducing the slope of that graph to as close to 0 as humanly possible. Ideally one would want to see 0 new cases but that's not likely to happen anytime soon.

What may wind up happening is that coronavirus becomes a new normal. But the lung damage is worrying in and of itself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:52:39 2020 No.18075958 >>18075877 Where'd this meme word start?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:52:46 2020 No.18075961 >markets behaving irrationally >I don't know what I'm doing Still made money today wheee

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:52:49 2020 No.18075964 >>18075443 >inb4 dump tomorrow LOL

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:52:49 2020 No.18075965 File: 901 KB, 1896x727, YES OF COURSE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075896 HERES MY ARGUMENT RIGHT HERE FAGGOT >16 CAPTCHAS

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:53:03 2020 No.18075969 >>18075870 yeah, just posted but it isn't news. 1.5 million has been projected since LAST FUCKING WEEK >>18075910 Eeeeehhhhh I like big tiddies but I still prefer aqua and grim aloe to the blonde

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:53:15 2020 No.18075973 >>18075945 stop buying diamonds

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:53:17 2020 No.18075974 >>18075945 By going to >>>/pol/

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:53:26 2020 No.18075977
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This market makes me so fucking mad. Nothing makes sense.

Bull news crash markets, bear news pump them, shit companies on way to bankruption skyrocket, companies with actual value crab the fuck away or plummet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:53:28 2020 No.18075979 >>18075791 it will, bears are stupid right now

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:53:30 2020 No.18075980 >>18075945 By shorting the US market.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:53:35 2020 No.18075983 File: 92 KB, 972x521, Screen Shot 2020-03-25 at 8.53.15 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075572 >muh diversity

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:53:54 2020 No.18075989 >>18075477 lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:54:45 2020 No.18075998 >>18075977 that sounds perfectly logical dumbass

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:54:54 2020 No.18076001 Breaking news: NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UP OR DOWN OR UP AND THEN MAYBE DOWN OR SHOULD IT GO UP? NO DOWN ACTUALLY IT SHOULD GO UP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:55:01 2020 No.18076003 File: 116 KB, 500x464, question marks5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075827 >"We bail you out and you give us some concessions and power." >"No. I want money." >"Ok." The state of the modern world

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:55:03 2020 No.18076004 Did I miss the Boeing pump?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:55:08 2020 No.18076006 https://www.kcrg.com/content/news/-Virtual-rendering-of-coronavirus-patients-lungs-shows-extensive-damage-the-virus-can-cause--569053331.html

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:55:09 2020 No.18076007 >>18075951 the number of new cases will go down and the curve will flatten but it wont be representative of the total number of cases. it will be a better representation of the number of serious cases, though

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:55:12 2020 No.18076010 >>18075977 I still can't get over Delta's stock going up 50% after a credit downgrade to junk

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:55:54 2020 No.18076018 WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS MY DROP? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:56:07 2020 No.18076020 >>18075980 >>18075974 These but unironically.

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:56:07 2020 No.18076022

>>18075951
I've been worried for the last week that covid-19 would become normalized. The longer people are exposed to anything the more accustomed they become to them. I know priced in is a meme but it is applicable.

The difference between this crash and the one of the great depression was that QE is a much more utilized strategy today. I could be wrong but I think the fed of 1930 was not considering what we are doing today. Thoughts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:56:09 2020 No.18076024 >>18076010 a rising tide lifts all boats

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:56:11 2020 No.18076026 >>18075750 hella based >>18075969 The only important part of a woman is her voice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:56:36 2020 No.18076032 >>18076018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5HOXfo-UO0

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:56:54 2020 No.18076035 >>18076010 Everyone's just high off the Senate passing the bill. Boeing will stay up longer than Delta.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:57:05 2020 No.18076037 >>18076004 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:57:12 2020 No.18076038 >>18076003 US government is like a rich retarded child with infinite money supply, if you only bully it enough you'll get free blowjobs and endless money supply if you only ask for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:57:16 2020 No.18076040 >>18075568 I got out with a hefty 200% gain last week. I regret nothing. I'm waiting for the next chance to jump in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:57:18 2020 No.18076041 crabs crabs we are the crabs celebrating another pump and crash Donald it's your birthday today cash and bailouts are on its way and Donald's been such a good boy this year Open up your gifts while we all cheer

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:57:28 2020 No.18076046 >>18075784 softbank liquidated billions in assets to do buybacks a few days ago. Pay attention

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:57:32 2020 No.18076047 >>18076010 Bailout priced in? AFAIK stocks are tied directly to the operating capital.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:57:36 2020 No.18076049 >>18076007 Fair point. I'm an RF engineer by trade, not an epidemiologist. I'm just going off what I recall from college about growth.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Wed Mar 25 11:57:40 2020 No.18076050 I got so much VXX and SQQQ. These fuckers better not come to an agreement regarding stimulus packaged 3.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:57:58 2020 No.18076056 File: 152 KB, 1365x2048, 1543319890626.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075715 Did you close it before the short area I talked about? You could have just taken profit at 172 before the area, but either way nicely done

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:58:06 2020 No.18076059 >>18075380 Is Interactive Brokers Lite available for Europoors?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:58:12 2020 No.18076062 >>18075685 Still laughing at you. Just because

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:58:33 2020 No.18076067 File: 12 KB, 259x194, download - 2020-03-25T115809.813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18076035

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:58:52 2020 No.18076072 File: 19 KB, 359x409, 1562312120447.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18076041 Based Jermaposter

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:59:00 2020 No.18076075 >>18075983 Why that SPY call? The strike price is really high. I don't know much about options strategies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:59:21 2020 No.18076079 >>18075665 It’s because boomers are sitting in quarantine with nothing to do but swing trade normie shit like retards

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:59:23 2020 No.18076080 >>18076041 I know that meme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdVnnMOTe3Q

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:59:37 2020 No.18076085 Bros -- pump $10 tril into the market, give everyone gibs, and then go to war with the bugmen and erase our debt with them plus boost economy with massive war. Why is this obviously the best solution and when are we going to do it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:59:39 2020 No.18076087 >>18075915 doesn't really make sense to do a 3x right now, but yes, eventually it will be very good

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:59:43 2020 No.18076089 Bear bros, what are you expecting for unemployment numbers? >2.5 mil

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:59:44 2020 No.18076091 If SPY is 275 on Friday, I swear to God...millennial's are making this market too sweaty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:59:46 2020 No.18076093 >>18075784 I heard their WeWork venture is back on track. They might IPO again in a few years

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:59:52 2020 No.18076094 File: 8 KB, 249x249, 1530143067831s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Got too cockyposters, report in

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:00:02 2020 No.18076097 >>18075574 That’s not what it shows at all you absolute fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:00:10 2020 No.18076101 >>18076072 jerma is still a thing? does he still play tf2

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:00:12 2020 No.18076104 >>18076050 they will time it perfecetly with the unemployment number release, so we can bull further.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:01:00 2020 No.18076113 What’s that dildo at 11:47

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:01:14 2020 No.18076118 >>18076089 2,5mil would be good news, bull day then

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:01:22 2020 No.18076122 >Boeing up 30% in one day Clown market.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:01:43 2020 No.18076127 Seriously. What in the fuck is going on?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:01:43 2020 No.18076128 >>18076003 Is that really what happened? fuck. I hate this place sometimes >>18076026 I disagree but Brix does have a real nice one >>18076094 OH KNOW WE GOT TOO REPORTED IN!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:01:53 2020 No.18076131 >>18076094 OH NO NO NO INDEX SHORTERBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:01:53 2020 No.18076132 File: 715 KB, 600x586, 1584461294456.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnddddddddd we're back!

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:01:57 2020 No.18076133

Why would anyone care about P/L Day insteard of P/L Open? Idk why it's even displayed, much less the default in account overview.

I log in and get excited because everything is green, then realize I'm still actually red.

Also wtf surgeon general said this week would suck, my shorts are gonna get btfo by tomorrow from time decay. Guess that's what I get for buying weeklies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:01:59 2020 No.18076134 When is the vote?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:02:04 2020 No.18076137 YOU CUNTS TOLD ME TO DUMP EVERYTHING HOLY SHIT NOW THE DOW JONES IS SPIKING AGAIN I'VE LOST EVERYTHING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:02:19 2020 No.18076146 >>18076113 Insider senators buying back in

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:02:20 2020 No.18076145 File: 554 KB, 967x954, 1508167138488.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18076122 I was planning on buying @ $95 but I didn't have access to my money. Fuck me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:02:21 2020 No.18076147 File: 20 KB, 230x307, 1398115298843.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] senate floor proceedings right now boys

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:02:47 2020 No.18076148 File: 220 KB, 448x455, 1581363058758.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18076093

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:02:52 2020 No.18076149 File: 159 KB, 720x1520, Screenshot_20200325-115640_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wish id invesed more into what i bought, but could feasibly double my money again within a month at this rate

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:02:59 2020 No.18076151 >>18075977 Sounds like maybe a good time to buy companies with value. Just cause it make no sense doesn’t mean you shouldn’t do it. It just be like dat!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:03:08 2020 No.18076157 With this 5, a dump begins.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:03:20 2020 No.18076160 Up 100% on my meme BA calls I bough halfway up today's pump i'm sorry, it really shouldn't be like this

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:03:20 2020 No.18076161 >This boomer saying that we have reached the bottom Lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:03:24 2020 No.18076164 File: 24 KB, 539x197, 2020-03-25_7-43-20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18076134 Not until tomorrow at the earliest

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:03:28 2020 No.18076166 File: 150 KB, 1080x1805, Screenshot_20200325-115044~2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18076133 Forgot pic

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:03:30 2020 No.18076167 File: 30 KB, 311x362, 1584691618071.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHY ISNT IT CRASHING

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:03:31 2020 No.18076168 >>18076122 The stonks look unironically like crypto lately. Same percentage crashes, same percentage rebounds, shitcoins pumping all over the place, the whales are dumping on the normies. The whole shitshow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:03:55 2020 No.18076179 >>18076157 IT'S OVER YUGI. WE HAVE THE MONEY.

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:03:56 2020 No.18076180

>>18076022
The main difference was an overall demand for goods based upon available capital. As well as over leveraged monetary supply caused by a number of poor decisions on the part of investors. This gave rise to a problem of banks being unable to ensure monetary supply. According to some scholars, that problem was exacerbated by the Federal Reserve, which raised interest rates (further depressing lending) and deliberately reduced the money supply in the belief that doing so was necessary to maintain the gold standard.

QE helped to blunt the overall effect but the injection of QE into the markets was to keep the credit markets from freezing as a result of a lack of overall demand. Once that locks up, the system essentially shuts down and trading cannot happen, which results in people panicking and the real value of a stock or company plummets.

In the case of the great depression, trading still happened, but overall valuation was, if you will, absolute dogshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:04:15 2020 No.18076185 >>18076133 >Also wtf surgeon general said this week would suck I'm beginning to think that once something is announced publicly and everyone in the market is aware of it... maybe it no longer surprises the market?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:04:31 2020 No.18076192 SQQQ bros HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:04:46 2020 No.18076195 >>18076167 Because crab day. Expect sell off near the closing bell

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:05:01 2020 No.18076201 >>18076160 >made $100 congrats

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:05:15 2020 No.18076207 IT WAS PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED INPRICED INPRICED IN PRICED INPRICED INPRICED INPRICED IN PRICED INPRICED INPRICED INPRICED IN

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:05:23 2020 No.18076209 >>18075965 retard, they are prohibited from stock buybacks. that is part of the bill. none of that money is going into the stock market. kill yourself.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:05:24 2020 No.18076211 File: 1.15 MB, 500x518, 1557106198104.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18076192 >"DONT MAKE MY BAGS EVEN WORSE! HOOOLD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:05:29 2020 No.18076212 >Set limit buy for SPXU for 28.5 >never goes back >Set limit buy for SPXU for 28.8 >Thing crashes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:05:33 2020 No.18076214 File: 3 KB, 582x48, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18076201

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:06:00 2020 No.18076217

>>18076094
Unironically got too cocky, but I'm holding this 220 put until it's dead. I never through congress would pass this shit or the fed would come out and say unlimited QE. Every green dildo fucks me, but my ass is so destroyed I don't even feel anything.

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:06:07 2020 No.18076222
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you bearcucks got so cocky. imagine actually believing the greatest economy in the world would fall over and crumble. now with unlimited qe (thanks powell!) we will never have another red day again.
i hope we do though just so we can have more deluded doomerfag bobos putting their entire allowance into puts, only for it to fall back to zero. and i will be there, laughing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:06:08 2020 No.18076223 >>18076101 No and he is way better for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:06:09 2020 No.18076224 >>18075456 Its passing today

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:06:11 2020 No.18076225 File: 175 KB, 1125x1000, 1568728378510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ALL NON DEPENDENTS WITH SSN GET YAN-- I MEAN TRUMP BUX LETS GOOOOO000!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:06:19 2020 No.18076230 >Come and join us fren! On... Jerome’s Magical Money Machine! Where nothing can go wrongggggg!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:06:19 2020 No.18076231 >>18076164 Why are the markets spiking if a decision isn't even being made??

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:06:26 2020 No.18076232 File: 95 KB, 1166x656, ET91GfpWoAM3KCB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:06:49 2020 No.18076243

>>18076192
No need to freak out bearbro. I've already committed to holding to 0 if necessary. At this point I just want to watch this clown market convince itself pumping half the US GDP into itself is perfectly fine and for the DOW to just magically keep rising with no logic forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:06:56 2020 No.18076244 I WHISH I HAD MORE FUCKING MONEY TO COLLET THESE CHEAP AS FUCKING STOCKS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 700EUROPOORPIGGYBANK

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:07:03 2020 No.18076245 >>18076210 3k for nyc? fucking low numbers, we bull now for sure

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:07:10 2020 No.18076249 >>18076210 >Wipes out fag >Wipes out my 401 I'm oddly ok with this

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:07:11 2020 No.18076250 File: 627 KB, 800x800, 1584720554408.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18076222

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:07:12 2020 No.18076251 File: 11 KB, 354x360, skebxo3cnfg21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18076192 I swear this is gonna be a sinking ship but goddamnit I'm still gonna hold

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:07:28 2020 No.18076254 File: 41 KB, 581x581, hebought.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18076168 >Stonks look like Crypto. >"He bought?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:08:03 2020 No.18076262 File: 22 KB, 640x723, D1jbxoPX0AEZnRY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18076222

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:08:35 2020 No.18076266 >>18076224 t. some anon's wishful thinking

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:08:41 2020 No.18076267 File: 208 KB, 1242x1538, C72D83DB-BBA5-4CA1-938F-50CEEFF948CB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18076122

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:08:47 2020 No.18076271 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3Oe0kFY2gk Thread theme: Where the poor fags at?

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:09:01 2020 No.18076273
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>>18076250
excuse me? spy is up 2% and growing AFTER a +11% day! my trips have sealed your fate as a bobocuckold. keep staying cocky, keep losing money. ill be here
god im gonna make so much money bros

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:09:36 2020 No.18076287
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>>18076151
Oh no, I bought MRNA when it plummeted to 24, it's just I'm fucking mad about my shorts. Boeing itself pumped DOW 400 fucking points with US taxpayer money. I wonder what Trump has to say about that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:09:49 2020 No.18076295 >>18076244 Take out a bank loan, lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:10:08 2020 No.18076301 >>18075606 yeah technically true, but we dont profit unless we make what little gains we can at a time, or else its just entropy.

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:10:19 2020 No.18076303

>>18076167
blah blah blah leading indicator blah blah priced in blah blah blah
biggest problem everyone on this board has is lack of patience and discipline.

I set x dollars to invest every paycheck and autistically don't invest more. I've already hit my cap this month. Buy low, sell high. It's not even fucking difficult. If you are a complete noob and hoping to rely on the market for income you should rethink your life, unless you are just inherently super lucky or something. Don't invest more than you are ready to lose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:10:33 2020 No.18076307 File: 745 KB, 1440x2413, Capture+_2020-03-25-11-09-32.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18076231

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:10:42 2020 No.18076308 I bought boring at 169 how big of a paypig am I?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:10:49 2020 No.18076310 >>18075827 And what's worse is that they're still allowed to outsource all their coding, which will just end up crashing more of their aircraft and spacecraft.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:10:54 2020 No.18076312 File: 145 KB, 601x600, 1475200768504.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18076287 tremendous tremendous company

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:11:07 2020 No.18076314 >>18076244 IKTF Seriously considering tapping my emergency fund rn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:11:10 2020 No.18076315 whats happening? should I sell? I bought on black friday

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:12:04 2020 No.18076330 I wanna fuck this Wilmington Trust girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:12:07 2020 No.18076333 >>18076315 >should I sell? wait for vote

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:12:18 2020 No.18076338 >>18076147 what the fuck is THAT

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:12:22 2020 No.18076341 >>18076075 I bought it in January

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:12:23 2020 No.18076342 >>18076315 Always take profit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:13:12 2020 No.18076350 Some news from marketwatch: https://finance.yahoo.com/m/6c0a0865-022e-3dd0-a413-e7f9133e4476/to-fearless-investors.html?.tsrc=rss

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:13:27 2020 No.18076356 File: 294 KB, 482x409, 1578928386571.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18075634 I learned to gamble from the best ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYtDsLnP1ps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiRzM3ZJuO0

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:13:55 2020 No.18076360 long term investments that are low right now but will probably come back up eventually? Cruiselines? Rental cars? That kind of thing. is that a solid approach?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:13:56 2020 No.18076361 >>18076333 what vote? im a leaf and out of the loop

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:14:00 2020 No.18076363 >>18076315 Well, the senators and those-in-the-know are already dumping their entire portfolio. So the pump won't last

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:14:15 2020 No.18076364 File: 130 KB, 1510x904, New paradigm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:14:28 2020 No.18076371 >>18076271 good taste

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:15:22 2020 No.18076386 File: 195 KB, 1440x3120, Screenshot_20200325-091411.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] At least I only went 50% short instead of the madmen who went 100% SDOW lmao Brookfield to the moon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:15:28 2020 No.18076388 >>18076360 Rental cars absolutely. Cruise lines, not so sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:15:36 2020 No.18076390 I went from needed a stock to fall $2 to needing to fall $13. Fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:16:13 2020 No.18076402 >>18076360 Go for fast food

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:16:26 2020 No.18076407 File: 419 KB, 845x637, bobo-in-office.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What puts should I be buying bobros?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:16:41 2020 No.18076413 File: 12 KB, 425x283, 619KvaSVuQL._AC_SX425_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] :(

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:16:53 2020 No.18076416 Let's play a game! Can my 50% SPY puts become worthless faster than my BA calls can rise in value? Who the hell even knows.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:17:02 2020 No.18076421 >>18076333 there is no way the vote will fail if McConnell & Schumer both are leading it

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:17:03 2020 No.18076423

>>18076361
https://www.senate.gov/legislative/floor_activity_pail.htm
senate doing opening statements and then voting on whether to proceed with discussing bill, then after that voting to send to house
it will go as long as speeches from party leaders don't get too negative

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:17:25 2020 No.18076430 >>18076407 why would you buy puts retard. have you not been paying attention

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:17:29 2020 No.18076431 File: 1.07 MB, 1242x1875, 9E67B4CE-3996-4F16-9C84-D7D97FD8D069.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buffett is sitting in cash, this isn’t the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:17:49 2020 No.18076437 Fuck me, boys. Who knew this is all it takes for a growing stock market. Just be a neet

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:17:54 2020 No.18076439

>>18076303
You can be a complete noob and learn quickly.
Maybe getting angry and letting feelings or ego talk is a bad idea.
All trading is active trading. Passive traders call it that because they are usually too lazy, scared, etc. It would be very unwise to just assume the economy is going to only grow in your lifetime. In fact the US debt to GDP ratio says it has become considerably worse after 2009.

Please, leave your simplistic thoughts out of this, and don't try and bring others into your very uninformed and ill guided investing advice. Buying low and selling high only is betting as well. Unless you actually run an in depth analysis of what you are investing in, you yourself are betting and have no room to talk. Please. Be smart about this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:18:08 2020 No.18076444 >>18076423 so basically I should just hold

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:18:11 2020 No.18076446 >>18076431 Fucking liar

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:18:14 2020 No.18076448 >that anon that panic sold his PFE poor lad

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:18:36 2020 No.18076457 >>18076430 Retard, do you not see this is a blatant bulltrap after a panic pump in fear of thursday?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:18:53 2020 No.18076462 >>18076430 Yes the market is going to tank tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:18:57 2020 No.18076464 Lets take a moment of silence for all bobros who lost money yesterday thanks to jerome

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:19:24 2020 No.18076472 Boeing nearing 40 percent in a single day So this is the power of the bailout machine...woah

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:19:35 2020 No.18076475 >>18076464 F

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:19:36 2020 No.18076476 >>18076457 There are no bulltraps anymore, only infinite QE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:19:45 2020 No.18076478 File: 17 KB, 400x400, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18076464 I LOST MONEY TODAY TOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:19:48 2020 No.18076481 File: 304 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20200325-121929.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:19:55 2020 No.18076484 >>18076407 penn, play, spy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:20:10 2020 No.18076490 >>18076476 Jesus why didn't they think of this shit before, we could have all been rich

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:20:18 2020 No.18076492 File: 32 KB, 500x373, 12346423412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i cunt believe the VIX wont go down

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:20:43 2020 No.18076504 File: 183 KB, 1440x1044, 1570133375672.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm just gonna start doing the opposite of what you guys are doing

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:20:47 2020 No.18076505 >>18076476 QE isn't some magic bullet to make the stock market rise, tomorrow will be red

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:21:06 2020 No.18076508 >>18076492 Why can't you believe that? We are in an incredibly volatile time right now

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:21:18 2020 No.18076511 The guy on CNBC stream just said the market has already priced in any bad news and future bad news and it will only go up from here. Clown Market

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:21:38 2020 No.18076518 >>18076476 >infinite QE this has to have a downside

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:22:25 2020 No.18076531 >>18076484 >PLAY over 16 now HOW? It makes no sense, all are seeing less traffic, and some aren't even open. We're talking shelter in place through Easter minimum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:22:34 2020 No.18076535 >>18076508 But SP500 go up 2 days in a row and VIX green 2 days in a row WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:22:45 2020 No.18076538 >>18076484 thxs bobro

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:23:04 2020 No.18076550 i wonder how high we'll go?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:23:06 2020 No.18076552 >>18076518 inflation. But we have a lot of time before that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:23:20 2020 No.18076561 >>18076504 Well that is impossible. You should generally see a bear or bull tendency. /biz/ has like 5 different opinions at the same time

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:23:25 2020 No.18076565 >>18076478 we who knew?Jerome has a moon sized printer and bobros cany stand against such firepower

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:23:26 2020 No.18076566
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>>18076386
That was me. Sold at open, luckily it was only 1k & im somehow still green from when i started last week. Lesson learned, fuck this clown market. Im taking my 12 dollars & im done

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:23:28 2020 No.18076569 >>18076518 inflation

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:23:46 2020 No.18076574 File: 221 KB, 568x479, 1545051012674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come ooon, make a new daily high

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:23:52 2020 No.18076576 >tfw you get a shelter in place order thread meme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4VTq0sa9yg

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:24:11 2020 No.18076581 >>18076569 >Adjust the rates on your loan Nothing personal, Goyim

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:24:22 2020 No.18076582 Just got a message. Quarantine extended 2 more weeks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:24:40 2020 No.18076591 >>18076518 Who cares just print more money lol

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:24:57 2020 No.18076597 >>18076574 >volume yeah you know that's not happening

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:25:07 2020 No.18076601 File: 328 KB, 1000x1000, 1584477761463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18076535 Oh well I think VIX finally going down now THANK YOU GOD

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:26:23 2020 No.18076636 BTC and ETH doing the typical double top even though the stocks are rising lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:26:27 2020 No.18076639 new ? >>18076623 >>18076623 >>18076623 >>18076623

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:26:53 2020 No.18076654 >>18076511 Yep. This was the bottom. There's really no more news to scare people with, and it's become obvious that, shocker, this was all a big nothingburger all along.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:27:36 2020 No.18076672 >>18076439 Obviously, cutting your losses at a certain point is important. Your in depth analyses aren't going to tell you everything. You can't predict the future.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:27:56 2020 No.18076687 >>18076654 a fucking multi trillion dollar nothing burger indeed. I guess they just needed an excuse to give more money to boeing and cruise lines

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:30:52 2020 No.18076746 >>18076654 It's going to be fun to see what happens when companies start to default with their overvalued debt and stock valuation in a few month.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:32:03 2020 No.18076767 >>18076386 Based brookfield shill, hoping this is a dead cat bounce so I can load up the boat

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:32:55 2020 No.18076786 >>18076746 they were supposed to default this month, what makes you think its gonna happen next month

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:35:37 2020 No.18076841 >>18076786 The longer this goes on the bigger the loses and debt burden will be. Higher stock valuation won't change the underlying bankruptcy of the company if it can't sell anything.

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