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>> No.18187752

nth for UWT is going down

>> No.18187755
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>priced in

>> No.18187759
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>>18187711
>>18187711
>>18187711
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>> No.18187760

>>18187739
Who here rode the short-coaster both up and down?

>> No.18187764

bobros its not stopping
ITS NOT STOPPING

>> No.18187765
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>>18187739
Bobro!

>> No.18187766

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18187770

So what is going on with oil did trump get them to cool off or what

>> No.18187778

Hibernation time bobros, bull run is priced in.

>> No.18187786
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18187786

Who here /SVXY/?

>> No.18187788

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
SVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YVVVVVVVVVVVVVHHHHHHH!!!

>> No.18187789
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18187789

rip in piss to all the bobo bagholders itt

>> No.18187796
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>> No.18187799

>we will actually hit 262 before EOD
280 EOW confirmed.

>> No.18187801

was it really a nothing burger after all ? should i just buy and enjoy the suffering that a possible dump can cause me ?

>> No.18187803

>>18187739
Jej, being a bear hurts

>> No.18187810

REJECT THAT FILTHY FED PUMP COME ON

>> No.18187813

i have now lost 29915.49 US Dollars trying to short the US market

>> No.18187814

Fuckkkk meeeeeee

>> No.18187819

>>18187786
Yes fren. My bags slowly rising.

>> No.18187824
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18187824

I sold a month ago.
When should i buy back in?
This fucking market is driving me insane.
It seems like it the more people get laid of the more it pumps.

>> No.18187834

>>18187824
Source?

>> No.18187835

>THINKING THE ECONOMY CAN TANK ON OVR GOD EMPEROR TRVMP
HE"S A BVLL AND SO AM I. ARE YOU A BEAR? OR A BVLL? LET'S BREED SOME BEAR MOMMIES FELLOW BVLLCHADS, LET'S WIPE OUT THEIR LINEAGE FOR GOOD. #BVLLCVMSVRGE

>> No.18187843
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18187843

Is this priced in?

>> No.18187845
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>>18187813
Never EVER bet against the U.S.

>> No.18187846

>>18187813
Good.

>> No.18187848

>>18187813
that's what happens when you have prefrontal cortex damage and make your decisions based on lack of self control
stop gambling, start investing

>> No.18187860
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18187860

THIS IS THE TOP OF THE BULL TRAP

>> No.18187862

>>18187843
oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

>> No.18187863

>>18187819
The sizzling of IV burning is so nice, I’m riding this out for some time, maybe selling some covered calls on the way

>> No.18187865

>>18187739
I'm so glad I didn't hold SQQQ over the weekend, /biz/ nearly had me convinced today would be red lol

>> No.18187875
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18187875

Imagine not buying into KOS right now

>> No.18187876

POWER HOUR
>POWER HOUR
POWER HOUR
>POWER HOUR
POWER HOUR
>POWER HOUR

STRAP IN

>> No.18187877

>>18187739
Who here /TQQQ/

>> No.18187878

>>18187834
its a photoshopped greta newfriend

>> No.18187884

>>18187843
Why is it always in the second pic that the mom is still smiling the same like she doesn't give a fuck and the dad is always looking like he is half dead inside.

>> No.18187893
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18187893

Are the bull niggers failing at the 2600? trying pretty hard for a while now

>> No.18187895

>>18187865
same i sold it friday at a small loss and was beating myself up thinking that monday was going to be a blood bath. nope, biz wrong again

>> No.18187896

Alright Jerome, printing is done for today. We've done good work today. Tomorrow will be even greener.

>> No.18187897

>>18187860
THEY TOLD ME I WAS COCKY
THEY TOLD ME I WAS DUMB
THEY TOLD ME I WAS FOOLISH
BUT I BOUGHT THE DIP
BUT I BOUGHT THE CALLS
BUT I BOUGHT OUT THE BEARS
TRVE.
BVLL.
WORLD.

>> No.18187900

>>18187884
because (((mom)))

>> No.18187903
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>>18187796
BLLL

>> No.18187905

>>18187860
This

>> No.18187906
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>>18187865
I stopped myself from buying short on a coin toss last week lol

>> No.18187911

Is now the right time to buy into SQQQ? Its 19.30 right now

>> No.18187913

>>18187865
Longing SQQQ, UVXY, or any of those leverages that bet against the market usually never works out. I mean a little bit it was ridiculous with how much bad news we were getting hit with in February.

>> No.18187919

i bought, but i will sell if the market tries to frick with me

>> No.18187922

>>18187884
maybe because his family line started from the beginning of time was ended by some tranny?

>> No.18187924

just a reminder that fed didnt actually print any money because of this crisis

>> No.18187926

>>18187903
kek

>> No.18187929

>>18187813
rip. i lost about $3500

>> No.18187930
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18187930

Bears are being used as fuel for this rally.

>> No.18187933
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18187933

ok bobos we need to come up with a fucking strategy this gay shit is retarded. the fucking bulls are reaching forest gump levels of over-achievement. trump thinks he's the emperor of wall street, and Jerome has the upper body strength of the mountain. we need to come up with a solution exploiting the weaknesses of all the aforementioned actors. and ideas?

>> No.18187934

Should I buy shares of Hilton? Its at 8.13 now and seems to be in the mid 20s normally so I can triple my investment. That or I just have no fucking clue how the stock market works I've never bought stocks.

>> No.18187940

>>18187770
I'm not sure i understand the question.

>> No.18187942
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>>18187824
>When should i buy back in?
it's tough, isn't it. you inevitably feel like it'll dump as soon as you bought, and your winning timing will be negated. you probably won't buy back in, and then the market will take off without you. this is why i never sell, and just raise cash from my job to buy future dips.

>> No.18187943

>>18187860
Keep saying that every day. Maybe whan we start crabbing you realise you lost all the actuall movement.

>> No.18187946

>>18187877
Bought TQQQ this morning and feeling good, but should I hold onto it overnight or sell at the end of today?

>> No.18187948

>>18187911
>>18187913
>he doesn't know everything is priced in

>> No.18187949

>>18187900
I'm convinced all mothers go crazy at some point... I mean crazier than women are to begin with.

>> No.18187951

>>18187929
>>18187813
Imagine how bad you're going to feel once the time comes and the options you closed out are in the money kek.

>> No.18187952
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18187952

What, you're still not an OILfag? How are you supposed to power your electricity without oil?? You can't get through winter if you don't have any heating!

>> No.18187953

>>18187933
cash, get unleveraged etfs. chill. wait for 270 before you scream.

>> No.18187954
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>>18187739
So, how long will I have to hold on to these sqqq bags.

>> No.18187957

>>18187933
anything you do has already been... priced in.

>> No.18187958

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH BOBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS? BOBROS?????????? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18187960
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>>18187813
based

>> No.18187963

>>18187897
they were right about everything they said, you bovine retard.

>> No.18187964
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18187964

>PRICED IN!

>> No.18187965

>>18187934
yes you should be be warned, you will not make any gains on it for years

>> No.18187968

>>18187946
I'd sell

>> No.18187972

>>18187954
Forever they are the only bags in the entire market Powell won't hold for you.

>> No.18187973
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>>18187933
what industry profits most from a collapsing national economy? we should go long on that.

>> No.18187974

> Double top forming
Let's see which of these bulls is cocky enough to hold overnight.

>> No.18187977
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>>18186818
Some anon told me to look into company 10Ks to get a good idea of what to buy, how do I interpret all these graphs?

>> No.18187988

>>18187964
seething

>> No.18187990

>>18187929
>>18187845
>>18187846
>>18187848
>>18187960
and before that i also lost about 20000 US dollars from not pulling all investments out fast enough before the big crash.

>> No.18187993

>>18187942
>this is why i never sell, and just raise cash from my job to buy future dips.

Based and rational-pilled

>> No.18187995
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18187995

25k EOW

>> No.18187997

>>18187877
Held today for a small gain on one of the little drops because already made good gains on UPRO and didn’t want to risk it. Currently in SPUU and SVXY which I feel better holding overnight. 2x leverage is pretty based for even long term holds, decay is nowhere near as bad as the 3x ones.

>> No.18188000
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OIL is cheap, but it'll NEVER be free! You can't lose with oil. Remember that Hitler died fighting for oil!

>> No.18188009

>>18187974
trying to predict the stock market based on some funky shapes is like trying to predicting the weather based on the shape of the clouds
>l-look that cloud looks like my cum stained pants so it's gonna rain for 20 seconds tomorrow!

>> No.18188012

>>18187933
Bears hedging end up fueling short term pumps.

If everyone would just go naked, this thing would drop like a rock.

>> No.18188014
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>>18187943
>Entire economy shut down for a month
>50% unemployment
THERE IS NO VALUE IN THESE COMPANIES!! EVERYTHING IS A FUCK!

>> No.18188016

i bought a cheap SPY put that expires tomorrow, investing is nothing but gambling and what goes up must come down

>> No.18188019

>>18187933
Do you not see the dollar gaining. That's not even inflation. We are straight up going higher.

>> No.18188021

Might as well just change the title of these threads to SPY Options General.

>> No.18188023
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>>18187973
how do we go long on religion? do we start a church?

>> No.18188024

>>18187884
Women are insane.

>> No.18188025

>>18188009
This, just go on this thread to laugh at either Bullcucks or Beartards

>> No.18188029
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18188029

have i dun goofed? pic related. i think the biggest problem is i bought too early expiration.

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>>18187964
>brrr haha!

>> No.18188028

>>18187977
>how do I interpret all these graphs?
what for? just lurk for about 15 minutes in the smg general to be convinced this is a clown market. you cant win these days by reason. no chance.

>> No.18188032

>>18188000
Why go into Oil right now though when Saudi Arabia and Russia are still pumping more and there will be a gluttony of an over abundance of oil since the global economy is essentially on break until the end beginning of May?

>> No.18188035
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i'm not loving it bobros

>> No.18188038

>>18187934
If they go bankrupt you get fucked.

>> No.18188040

>>18187973
guns n ammo

>> No.18188044
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>>18187813
sorry to hear. you're welcome to join the passive index investing master race

>> No.18188045

>>18187946
Sell EOD

>> No.18188047

>>18187974
It broke out of a quadruple top but sure keep doing TA in this market.

>> No.18188051

Incoming dump?

>> No.18188054

>>18187952
That would be for NattyChaddies, which should benefit from the collapse in oil if the frackers go bust.

>> No.18188062

>>18188032
>on break until the end
>beginning of May
fren, i.............

>> No.18188063
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18188063

>priced in

>> No.18188070

If this doesn't drop big eod than there is no bull trap. That is it the market priced in all the negative corona news already. It wont matter if unemployment gets to 20%+, 2000 deaths a day, and horrible earnings.

>> No.18188077

>>18188035
brrr brrr brrr brrr brrrrrr
I'm printing it.
Jerome should be forced to wear the ronald mcdonald costume to the press confrences.

>> No.18188078

>>18188025
The real high IQ chads have already cashed out and stocked up on tendies and guns and ammo and are waiting for the purge to happen while shit posting here.

>> No.18188082

>>18188070
uh oh bullbros... I THINK WE GOT TOO COCKY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18188084

>>18188047
this 260 - 270 range has not been broken yet.

>> No.18188085

>pump is being rejected
lol weeeeeeeeeee

>> No.18188087

>>18188070
What earnings? Earnings are delayed. We're all just going to pretend the first quarter of 2020 didn't happen

>> No.18188089

bull trap after all

>> No.18188093

The “nobody knows how bad the jobs report will be therefore the market will surely crash on Thursday” meme might have been the greatest bear trap in recent history. Imagine the extent of shorts having to unwind.

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Here comes the volume.

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>>18188051
Nope
World could be on fire and it’d still be green

>> No.18188101

>this pathetic bear rally
Still +2%. We'll be back to +3%. Stop resisting. Bvllpride.

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>22 million people to be laid off by end of april
>stocks going up
the money do be looking concentrated tho

>> No.18188108

Scaredy cats dumping before tomorrow. Just another chance to buy in.

>> No.18188110

>>18188014
It's priced in. Buy before its too late!

>> No.18188113

>>18188044
my life is boring and i'm stuck being "a bit rich" instead of "fuck you rich" so i do this with hope of getting out of this depression

>> No.18188116
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I TRIED TO WARN YOU BULLS
I TOLD YOU ABOUT TRAPS

>> No.18188120

Reminder that oil is beyond fucked at the moment and the only thing worth investing it is Exxon, Chevron, BP, etc.
Everything else is dead or on scarce ventilators

>> No.18188125

>>18188101
Is this supposed to be a bull rally with your shitty 2% gains? Lmao

>> No.18188126

>Italy case counts dumping

FUCKING
NOTHING
BURGER

>> No.18188130

>>18187884
Women have dog brains

>> No.18188131
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18188131

ATHX suddenly jumps 26%. Hope you guys are not missing out on this ride ;).

>> No.18188132

>>18188087
this. earnings will be shit, stocks will shoot higher, newfrens will cry about the market being rigged

>> No.18188138

>>18188098
Man I wanna motorboat those

>> No.18188140
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18188140

JEROME, THE STOCK MARKET IS STILL GOING RED, PRINT EVERYTHING, PRINT IT UNTIL YOUR WORKERS DIE OF EXHAUSTION, FORCE THE CHILDREN TO PRINT THE DAMN MONEY. I NEED THAT LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT.

PUMP IT

NOW

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>>18188062
>Was going to put down end of april but backspaced to change it to beginning of May but didn't bother double checking my sentence before hitting enter
Wait, how much longer is this economic slow down for Corona supposed to last again?

>> No.18188153

>>18188113
>using money to get out of depression
Nope.
Again and again the way to get out of depression is to grow your social network and improve your self esteem (regular sleep, eating right, exercise, etc.)

>> No.18188156

Press P to poomp
Press D to doomp

>> No.18188158

hey bullbros, I have Lufthansa 17.5e calls expiring in one year. Lufthansa is now at 8.7, am I going to make it? With lufthansa at 20e I would have ~20x ROI

I really hope we are at the bottom and that everything is indeed priced in

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>> No.18188162

New lows on the 10y.

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>>18188098
Added to my thot index.

>> No.18188166

>>18188125
It's breaking out of every single downard pattern and even setting bear traps like a proper bull market because it is.

>> No.18188171

>>18188156
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.18188172

>had to dump a lot of MRK because it ran 7% off of nothing
BROS... I HATE IT
;_;

I maybe should trim some JNJ too...
:(((((

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18188174

>30 min to close
OKAY FIRE UP THAT PRINTER

>> No.18188175

>>18188131
wth is this company and how are they so up right now? im scared of shitstock nobody companies like that, every time i try my luck they crash right after i buy

>> No.18188180

>>18188029

>spy 150 mid April

I highly suggest you look into passive investing

>> No.18188187

>>18188113
Just stop being depressed bro, it's that easy.

>> No.18188189

>>18187845
Shut the fuck up kike.

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can i ask why fed = jerome? because they are niggers?

>> No.18188194
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18188194

VOLUME WHERE

NO VOLUME

>> No.18188195

>>18188029
lmao that's a tad goofy there bud

hope you didn't need that $844

>> No.18188197

>>18188163
dont forget ETSY

>> No.18188202
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>>18188156
PDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPD

>> No.18188206

Reminder that there is still such apprehension that all the interesting stuff is in the first and last 30 minutes.

>> No.18188207
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>>18188120
what the fuck do you want me to do? buy exxon, get a greencard in murica, become a mercenary CIA contractor, start training anti-government troops in venezuela, and go all JACK FUCKING RYAN? so that xom can get dibbs on oil fields and make the towel heads obsolete? kinda makes sense actually.

>> No.18188212

oh no no no! why can't it keep going up?
guys? i thought it was over?

>> No.18188214

>>18188190
For real, niggy?
Have you trying googling who leads the fed?

>> No.18188215

bought some more boeing

>> No.18188218
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This is the gayest market I have ever seen. I am at a complete loss as for what to do, it seems news does not affect it otherwise it should dump. There is 0 volume, so it is all just computers doing irrational things without rhyme or reason. I can bet with people easily, but how the fuck do I bet against an unfeeling machine?

>> No.18188219
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18188219

SCP Distributors LLC is part of a distribution network that leads the pack as the world’s largest wholesale distributor of swimming pool supplies, equipment and related leisure products.

>> No.18188221

>>18188190
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerome_Powell

>> No.18188222

>>18188197
Noted.

>> No.18188228

>>18188190
Just shorthand. Fed is jerome, government is donald, apple is time apple, etc.

>> No.18188232
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18188232

You guys did buy the dip last week right?

>> No.18188234

>>18188214
j-jerome? PLEASE FUCKING START PRINTING

>> No.18188241

>>18188219
fuck SCP i used to do business with them in the past their prices are all fucking terrible

>> No.18188242

>>18188120
What about USO?

>> No.18188245

>>18187884
Women don't acknowledge failure like most men. Their slave morality redefines failure as moral victory.

>> No.18188243

>stuck at 259.99 or 260.01
meme market

>> No.18188250
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18188250

Why the fuck is everything green despite the shitstorm that’s about to ensue...? When will it go back down?

>> No.18188251

>>18188197
Etsy is for wine aunts and cat ladies

>> No.18188253

>>18188206
It won't repeat Friday, People can still see the pointless dump that was Friday on the graph.

>> No.18188254

Wakey wakey Jerome kike

>> No.18188261
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>>18188190
Yes that is the reason.

>> No.18188263

>>18188234
Nobody but degenerate gamblers want immediate V-shaped recovery back to ATH gives us a few months to tic back up and buy at discount

>> No.18188267
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18188267

first he snips
the he snabs

>> No.18188268

>>18188250
the shitstorm is priced in

>> No.18188272

neat. just to hope for down futures tomorrow and i will have lost 25k instead of 30k!

>> No.18188273

>>18188250
Triple circuit breaker this week.

>> No.18188274

>>18188250
Shitstorm is priced in. 4th stimulus bill, miracle cures, restrictions lifted, jesus's second coming, etc isn't. We can only go up from here.

>> No.18188275

>>18188207
Dunno but I have a friend who worked for Exxon as a lawyer most his life and before this began he was already helping them sell off a lot of their assets to other oil and gas companies and now he is worried about being out of a job. I can't imagine how they are going to look once more of their company financials come out in the future...

>> No.18188277

>>18188250
In like 10 years. We had the entire bear market in 3 weeks.

>> No.18188278
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18188278

All aboard the Fed train! Toot toot!

>> No.18188289
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18188289

SQQQ
We going back up baybee

>> No.18188291

>>18188163
How about PTON

>> No.18188292

>>18188044
I can't settle for average companies.

>> No.18188293

>>18188218
Machines create patterns same as people. Zoom out and be patient.

>> No.18188294

>>18188163
What about TSLA?

>> No.18188295

>He didn't buy Blackrock stock last week when they announced their partnership with the Fed

Oh nonononononoon

>> No.18188306

>>18188250
what shitstorm?

>> No.18188307

>>18188163
add TEVA too

>Teva Pharmaceutical Industries Ltd. (NYSE:TEVA) produces various pharmaceuticals including women's health care products, oral contraceptives, and intrauterine contraception. The company owns Barr Pharmaceuticals, Inc., which owns Duramed Pharmaceuticals, Inc., which makes the ParaGard T-380A, a copper-T IUD, the only copper-containing intrauterine device approved for use in the U.S. The stock trades at 6.9 times forward earnings and pays a yield of 2%.

>> No.18188309

>>18188274
Civil unrest isn't priced in, wait until they try to lock down Chicago

But yeah apparently unlimited QE is a hell of a drug

>> No.18188310

I'M DONE BEARBROS I'M CAPITULATING

>> No.18188312

>>18188029
hahah

>> No.18188322
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>If price fails at 260 however, expect to see a resumption of the downward trend. A potential
break of the low could take us to the 183 range.

>> No.18188324

>>18188251
so basically retired THOTs

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>>18188310

>> No.18188327

>>18188175
They have a promising stem cell therapy that regenerates lung damage. This is relevant for the communist cough. This shit is going to 10$.

>> No.18188328

Bears are reaching delusion levels similar to bulls at the first week of the dump.

>> No.18188330

Based on this Trump recovery I feel safe in labelling Corona a nothing burger. This "pandemic"is a media sham. Time to reopen America because the Dow doesn't lie.

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>>18188214
>>18188221
>>18188228
fuck i'm retarded as fuck

>> No.18188335

>>18188307
KEK, I shilled Teva a long ass time ago just to piss off that fag Lciguy. Good times!

>> No.18188337

I'm dumping all my SQQQ

Get ready for the drop

>> No.18188339

>>18188310
Dump et

>> No.18188341

>>18188126
have you ever considered that the case numbers are dropping because the medical staff are too overwhelmed to do testing at this point?

Deaths haven't dropped.

>> No.18188342

>>18188310
JOIN THE WINNING TEAM. #BVLL #BVLL #BVLL

>> No.18188343
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18188347

>>18188324
Yes.

>> No.18188349

>>18188292

Try not shorting an enormous dump next time? Maybe the top instead?

>> No.18188351

>>18188293
The pattern is not clear yet since last week. Ever since last week I bled money, nothing makes any sense. Volume also hit its lowest meaning all computers from then on out, lowest of all today. I miss the easy profits of prediction.

>> No.18188352

putting all of my money into $JNUG

good idea?

>> No.18188358

>>18188341
Whatever faggot. Corona is over

>> No.18188361

>>18188347
honestly hes on to something. THOTtery is not giong anywhere and is scheduled to increase exponentially this decade according to my calculations

>> No.18188365
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18188365

Should I buy this stock?

Everythings going to normalize once this all blows over, might be a year but I can't see why this wouldn't go back to where it was and then continue a slow climb.

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>>18188331
i forgive you because you posted cute anime girls

>> No.18188371

Is some bull here actually buying at the moment?

I get that you are bullish, but why the fuck would you buy now lol. Whether we are going up or down, there will still be a correction down and you'll find better opportunities this week.

>> No.18188373

>>18188361
times of crisis and uncertainty make women whiplash into conservatism

>> No.18188374

>>18188328
So, next dump confirmed

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>> No.18188378

>>18188365
>buying something that went down 81%
they aren't leaving this market alive

>> No.18188381

>>18188310
stop trading, if you have a shred of decency and common sense, do not buy the fucking top now. the bulls are like retarded sirens, trying to lure you in with their "it's priced in bro" song. when you can't beat the FED kikery and bvll retardation it's okay to sit it out.

>> No.18188382

>>18188341
> medical staff are too overwhelmed to do testing at this point?
That's literally not true though, I have relatives who are doctors and most hospitals are pretty damn empty because no one wants to risk corona getting checked up. Actually if there is anything you ever wanted to get checked up on my relatives were telling me you can easily do same day appointments now and get it done instead of having to wait weeks like before corona.

>> No.18188387

>>18188349
I didn't short.

>> No.18188392

>>18188381
pump it boys

>> No.18188405

>>18187865
>/biz/ nearly had me convinced
if this ever happens again you know what to do.
the opposite

>> No.18188407

>loaded up on spxs and sqqq
>loaded up on puts for theme parks and an index that tracks Germany's economic situation
>loaded up on vaccine calls

Everything is red and I'm hemorrhaging money like a motherfucker. I really thought we were only 60% of the way down. Am I fucking retarded? How can there be a trend reversal when we're not even at the peak of cases yet? Fuck this.

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The economy wont survive this.

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>>18188371
Bought some more cheapies right at the open today, plus some XOM for long-term #bvllsvrges. AMC, plus more 9DB, SPCE, and LUV. They will deliver #BVLLTRENDS.

>> No.18188420
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18188420

10 minutes until epic bull carnage.

>> No.18188422

>Low volume end of day

>> No.18188427

DUMP INCOMING!!

>> No.18188430

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/5dmeka/whole-foods-employees-are-staging-a-nationwide-sick-out

SELL WHOLE FoODS NOW! SHORT AMAZON!

>> No.18188431

>>18188407
The stock market tries to predict the future.

>> No.18188432

It's gonna poooooooomp

>> No.18188433

>>18188407
you were right. the white house told wallstreet that there are pretty much no consequences to bad decisions. and if there are no losers in the game, how can anyone win?

>> No.18188440

>only 130 million SPY volume
WHAT THE FUCK?

>> No.18188444

You guys aren't STILL bagholding SQQQ, right?

>> No.18188445

they're going to pump it forever until specifically you buy.
and the market looks different to everyone that looks at it too, it's a simulation

>> No.18188447

>>18188430
>no employees and thus, no labor costs
MOONIN

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18188449

like pottery

>> No.18188450

>>18188351
People stopped selling and from that point we've gone up. Just because some people got scared on Friday it didn't stop the market from immediately falling back on the same up channel.

>> No.18188456

>>18188407
I don't think you are retarded, I just think you can't over rationalize the market here ever. I mean the game is obviously rigged here against the little guys.

>> No.18188461

>>18188352
yes it is gonna go off tomorrow

>> No.18188463

jerome for the love of god fire up the fcking printer

>> No.18188464

>>18188414
>>18188420
>>18188427
>>18188430
DELVSIONAL. YOU SHOVLD'VE BOVGHT WHEN YOU COVLD. WHAT VIRVS? ALL I SEE IS MINDWORMS POSSESSING FOOLISH BEARS. #BVLL

>> No.18188468

>>18188420
wait wht the fuck happened to today? its already almost 4???? i thought it was like 1pm or some shit

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thank you based Jerome

>> No.18188470

>>18188414
>June 10
Dems are insane

>> No.18188471

https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/dix?

>> No.18188475

Max pain, bears in capitulation, it's called a bull trap for a reason. The BVLL posting has been a sign the local top is coming in.

>> No.18188480

Trump has 2020 in the bag now

>> No.18188481

>>18188407
If it's not the coronavirus stats then there's something else the majority of the 'top' investors are concerned with.

>> No.18188485

>>18188447
This type of economy THRIVES on that

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18188488

Don't worry bobros. 22600 is the end of this bulltrap. Soon we will be victorious!

>> No.18188489

>>18188463
>here we go
based jerome

>> No.18188497

>>18188471
What's this

>> No.18188499

>+3.25% S&P amid the worst news in the past month
Yeah okay.

There is absolutely no chance of a positive future in the short term or even long term. Whatever the fuck is going on is not sustainable.

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18188501

who in their right mind reads the news now, 3 million claims, etc etc, and goes YES NOW I BUY THIS IS GOOD

>> No.18188503

>>18188070
I really think that the low we hit was so far oversold and was almost pricing in the end of civilization as we know it. Not sure we fully recover anytime soon but these levels should be much more reasonable if we are just hitting the pause button for Q2.

>> No.18188504

>>18188449
What does this mean

>> No.18188505

>>18188480
if this shit continues, he might be the last murican president.

>> No.18188509

>>18188407
>index that tracks Germany's economic situation
Just a heads up, those ETF's that follow a country don't actually follow them for shit. For example look at India and Brazil. They're basically mini SPY stocks. They follow SPY move for move.

>> No.18188513

>that volume

>> No.18188515
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BVY. SVSTAIN. CONQVER.

THE BVLL MOTTO. ARE YOU IN?

>> No.18188516

all these desperate bobros in this thread lmao, they got too cocky

>> No.18188522

>>18188501
>who in their right mind reads the news now, 3 million claims, etc etc, and goes YES NOW I BUY THIS IS GOOD
I bought some long holds today because I give it a 50/50 chance infinite QE literally beats millions of deaths

>> No.18188526
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18188526

LOWEST VOLUME DAY FOR SPY IN OVER A MONTH
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/funds-and-etfs/spy/historical

>> No.18188528
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18188528

we are approaching the gap. expect Resistance into a slow 2 month fade to 18k

>> No.18188530

i think this opens in the red tomorrow. SPY in the 255 range.

>> No.18188533
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18188533

so after this recession we can expect the market to recover in 3-5 years?

>> No.18188536

>>18188501
algos and bored boomers who missed the 2008 bottom and are still seething

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>>18188499
just let the bulls double down, invest more into this market, feel comfortable. that's when we strike.

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18188538

>crabbing
>can't break the 260-70 region
>falling volume
yep, time to short on x100 leverage

>> No.18188539

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.18188540

>>18188499
You post shows exactly why it won't go down, if we are green after all that then what do we need to go red an asteroid strike?

>> No.18188541

>>18188028
I'm gonna have to keep asking until I get a non retarded answer aren't I

>> No.18188542

>>18188501
>priced in

>> No.18188543
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Is it time to buy yet or should I wait some more? Haven't bought stocks before, but I'm ready to.

>> No.18188545
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>>18188450
That is just it though. Why no selling. Why no taking of profits even. No one is doing anything, and the price is just automatically rising despite 0 confidence held. Just look at the fucking vix as this market pumps day by day, it hasn't fallen. This can't just keep going on like this, it can't just go up every single day when no one has any conviction whatsoever. But when will it finally drop? I am cashgang at this point, losing too much money waiting for drops and I know these gains cannot be permanent so little point going long.

>> No.18188546

>>18187739
We did it boys - we hit 9/11 levels!!

>> No.18188548
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18188548

ANNNNND WALLA
THE DOW WILL NEVER BE BELOW 22300 EVER AGAIN

>> No.18188549

262 broken
>262 broken
262 broken
>262 broken
The bulls warned you.

>> No.18188550
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18188550

>>18188488

>> No.18188553

Bears are so fucking fucked hahahah

>> No.18188555
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>> No.18188559

>>18188526
>03/04/2020 312.86 176,613,400 306.12 313.1 303.3

>> No.18188561

>>18188526
Volatility is going down. This is so bullish.

>> No.18188566

>>18188543
No, stay out. Wait til end of April at least or longer depending on what news comes out.

>> No.18188568

>>18188501
No one except pseuds who think they got the bottom and they were clever and bots. Thats it. Only those two are buying right now.

>> No.18188569
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18188569

Okay, I'm thinking
B A S E D

>> No.18188570

>>18188543
Wait until the day of the red

>> No.18188571

>>18188555
checked

>> No.18188575

>>18188545
You're right but we've never seen a fed pump like this

Tomorrow will be 5% down

>> No.18188577

>>18188501
The fed.

>> No.18188580

>>18188566
This

>> No.18188582

>>18188543
What's the worst that can happen, We drop back to the previous bottom and Jerome prints more?

>> No.18188586

Wtf is this shit based on?
How the fuck is this possible?
People are dying

>> No.18188589
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18188589

pffft good job bulls pffft

>> No.18188591

>>18188538
>*100
does anyone actually use this .i thought it there for dramatic effect

>> No.18188592

>>18188550
I am missing one of those lines. So don't know what your image is trying to say

>> No.18188594

TRIED TO WARN THE BEARS, WE DID. BVLLS CONQUER. BVLLS BREED. BVLLS CVM. #BVLLSVRGE

>> No.18188595

>>18188543
Buy and hold a large stock market index. Then buy more as you get more money. Enjoy your dividends!

>> No.18188597

DOOOOMP

>> No.18188600

>>18188575
that's a weird way to say 3:55 ET.

>> No.18188601

>>18188586
80k people dying is a nothing burger

>> No.18188602

>tfw Jan 2021 calls on oil aren't printing nad they won't print for a long time

>> No.18188603

here comes the 50/50 five minute pump or dump... so predictable....

>> No.18188608

>>18188553
this aged well

>> No.18188610

>>18188555
>come back test lows
why should or could this happen? for what reason?

>> No.18188611

>>18188586
omg not death.. it's not like that happens every day anyways. but now you've got a big fucking counter on the screen at all times and it makes everyone panic

>> No.18188614
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>> No.18188615

>>18188569
based, gonna be a millionaire soon

>> No.18188627

>>18188516
It's almost like they want to spread as much FUD as possible to evade the consequences of buying all those puts

>> No.18188628

GO GO GO POWER 5 MINUTES GREEN CANDLES HIGH VOLUME PUMP!!!!!

>> No.18188629

>>18187739
Should I Hold on SQQQ? I haven’t lost more than 30 dollars yet, but America is retarded and could easily keep pumping by printing money despite the fact that almost no one is working for another month.

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18188630

I fucking love Brookfield

>> No.18188631

>>18188608
yea?

>> No.18188635

>>18188586
The kikes on wallstreet told Trump to fix the markets no matter what, do they're pumping trillions in to keep boomers portfolios afloat.

>> No.18188638

>>18188515
I cant tell if this chick is white or Asian

>> No.18188641

>>18188559
Yes, 140 million is indeed less than 176 million.

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18188646

>these volumes

>> No.18188648

>>18188629
I'm down 1.5k. I'M NOT SELLING.

>> No.18188649

>>18188601
3K people died during 9/11 and you attacked the wrong fucking country.

>> No.18188652

>>18188629
i'm considering selling mine with a $1300 loss

>> No.18188654
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>BLACK MONDAY
>BLACK MONDAY
>BLACK MONDAY
WHERE THE DVMP?
WHERE THE DVMP?
WHERE THE DVMP?
OH RIGHT, IT'S MINE IN YOUR MOM'S CVNT!
OH RIGHT, IT'S MINE IN YOUR MOM'S CVNT!
OH RIGHT, IT'S MINE IN YOUR MOM'S CVNT!
#BVLLISH
#DEVILISH
#BVLLISH
#BREEDERISH

>> No.18188653

>>18188589
COPE

>> No.18188657

>>18188569
what stock

>> No.18188663

>>18188649
Relevant historical event vs artificial panic

>> No.18188664

>>18188649
they had it coming

>> No.18188665

We were saving the volume to give bears a chance to change to the winning side. Sunk cost fallacy is in full effect.

>> No.18188668

>>18188449
Poetry?

>> No.18188670

>>18188261
Never did finish this dumb show. Mask loli was pretty fugg tho.

>> No.18188672

>>18188665

>> No.18188674

This is quarter end rebalancing of boomer funds buying equities.
Might have more tomorrow.
Then buy side will totally evaporate.

>> No.18188675

Well there's going to be a big fat gap down overnight.

>> No.18188676

>>18188649
to be fair America had the opportunity to nuke Afghanistan and chose not to

No, seriously, they very strongly considered nuking Tora Bora, and probably should have

>> No.18188678

It's going to close on a higher high on the daily, this isn't coming down anytime soon.

>> No.18188680

>>18188648
What did you buy this morning instead of Friday? I don’t think I’ll sell either, but my faith in American stockholders to understand they’re being played is non existent.

>> No.18188681

>>18188663
>artificial panic
Go to church then

>> No.18188682

>>18188654
Based

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>>18188654
are tomboys priced in?

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>>18188566
End of April will definitely be too late. If world doesn't go to shit in the next 2 weeks, then it won't. Everything will be alright.
>>18188595
> index
Naah, I'm feeling risky and want to buy some stocks not indexes. Haven't decided what yet though. Probably some software company.

>> No.18188691

>>18188610
the market will extract as much money from the most participants that it can. that needs to be accepted from the get-go, and you will eventually realize that timing whipsaws is a fools errand, and long term investing while ensuring you always have some dry powder to take advantage of opportunities is the best way to deal with it.

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wasn't today supposed to be horrifically red?
I seem to remember lots of bobos saying that for the past four days.

>> No.18188696

>>18188649
Apparently we learned our lesson. Now 80K die from Winnie-the-Flu, so we attack ourselves.

>> No.18188701

>>18188676
Should've wasted that nuke on Saudi Arabia instead

>> No.18188703

I sold all my SQQQ. 10k down the drain.

>> No.18188704

>>18188675
Like yesterday? if nobody is doing anything it floats up just on trends, and nobody is doing anything.

>> No.18188707

>>18188684
Try ATHX.

>> No.18188719

>>18188695
>doubting jerome ever

>> No.18188720

>>18188586
>People are dying
And thats why the market dropped 35% in less than a month. Priced in. Now the market is looking forward, you think the numbers are going to just keep going up until everyone is dead by EOY?

>> No.18188725

They sold?

>> No.18188729

>>18188629
Volatility decay will steadily eat away at your money, get out now. Whatever economic consequences the US is facing, it's likely going to be a slow burn

>> No.18188732

>>18188703
Good.

>> No.18188734

>>18188635
What's awesome is they wont be on the hook for the economic fallout from all of this. I dont care about the short term price action, what's really going to suck is the sovereign debt crisis from pumping trillions

>> No.18188740

>>18188668
You have to go back

>> No.18188741

>no last minute dump

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.18188742

>>18187813
i lost that much remaining in the us market. holding because im too ignorant to do anything else.

>> No.18188748

>>18188668
New

>> No.18188749

>>18188703
i'm sorry to hear fren. if it makes you feel any better, the same happened to me in late 2009 when i bought FAZ. i never forgot that lesson.

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>> No.18188754

>>18188352
It can only go up, my friend.

>> No.18188758

+44% on the day! Fuck yeah TLT put options for the fucking win!

>> No.18188767

Let this be a lesson. DON'T listen to /biz/.

>> No.18188774
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FUCKING MANIPULATED MARKETS

CHARTS LOOK PRETTY BECAUSE OF STIMULUS WEEK


ITS NOT FUCKING FAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR

>> No.18188776

>>18188750
COPE. That administration did not have infinite QE or BASED Jerome to help the bvlls prep. Prepare to be mashed back into your gay Obama hole, bear boy.

>> No.18188777

>>18188770
>>18188770
>>18188770
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>>18188770
>>18188770
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>>18188770
>>18188770


>>18188770
>>18188770

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>>18188720
yeah tell me fucking more what the market is thinking bizlet, tell me more what the market was thinking when you bought holochain, iexec, and chainlink @ 5 dollars. tell me what the market was thinking then.

>> No.18188781

I made 550 bucks today. Thanks to that dip at the start I was able to get a cheap Disney call that made 300 bucks.

>> No.18188784

>>18188729
I’m obviously pretty new to stocks, will slow burn not pan out for shorts? Does it have to be a crash to make anything off of them? Based on history that seems to be the case.

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Ahem, I just came here to say

Fuck this clown market, fuck Jerome and fuck kikes

>> No.18188817

>>18188780
>you bought holochain, iexec, and chainlink @ 5 dollars
What a reach

>> No.18188818

>>18188750
So there's hope for bobos?
>>18188680
Bought 100 at 24.5 a week ago, bought 50 today for 19.4

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>>18188575
Well, I hope so. But I still did nothing today. With this market, could pump 800 tomorrow again because why not. If it is up tomorrow again I am committing to a short position though, even under bullshit there has to be a limited amount to go still before everyone calls them on the bullshit. Otherwise just waiting for the inevitable triple circuit breaker day to buy back in.

>> No.18188840

>>18188750
>no bounce lasted more than a week
So basically, it's over.

>> No.18188846

>>18188750
The only comparable pumps in that chart are the one right before the elections and the one that bounced the bottom. Much more likely to be in the second.

>> No.18188863

>IMPLYING THIS FUCKING POST DIDN'T TAKE 15 CAPTCHAS TO SOLVE
>IMPLYING I DON'T HATE GOOGLE
>IMPLYING HIRO ISN'T A CUM GUZZLING FAGGOT

>> No.18188868

>>18188818
It’s a fucking clown market. How there’s not circuit breakers going into effect today is beyond my comprehension even if the Fed is printing like there’s no tomorrow.

>> No.18188878

>>18188834
the days of circuit breakers are over. once we roll over (and we will), it will be a slower bleed. this will ensure puts weren't worth the money, and will wear bulls down. remember: max pain for everyone. screencap this

>> No.18188911

>>18188878
Anyone who trades options is retarded. Willingly buying an asset that decays exclusively because of time is dumb. Calls or puts. Doesn't matter.

>> No.18188924

>>18188480
>>18188505
Beats Hillary, Obama, or Biden. Wew!

>> No.18188927

>>18188911
Not only that, but you pay a premium to do it!

>> No.18188928

>>18188911
only gamblers trade options. i'm mostly talking about institutions that were forced to buy protection.

>> No.18188935

>>18188501

Non-ironically priced in.

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>>18188686
oooooooooooooo

AND
WE’RE
BACK!!!!

>> No.18189076

>>18188638
Hispanic

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>>18188750
>"This market crash is gonna be EXACTLY like the one in 2008"

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>>18188654

>> No.18189127

>>18188668
new fags gtfo

>> No.18189331

>>18188245
This. Women had to get this hardwired into their brains because claiming the enemy's women in wartime was commonplace so this is their coping mechanism. Loyalty is not wired into their brains. It's all about survival even if they become cum receptacles for the enemy.

>> No.18189393

>>18188602
We have months, fren

>> No.18189419

>>18188986
>that pic
Wholesome.

>> No.18189658

>>18188986
Sauce?