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>> No.18227871

rolling for 5 million dead boomers

>> No.18227880
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How low are we going boyos?

>> No.18227886

Baggies a faggot

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>>18227871
Make it six

>> No.18227896

>>18227855
Dump your F buy it when it's $3.

>> No.18227907
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WHY DO WE TALK SO MUCH ABOUT SPY AND NOT SSO (2X SPY)?? SSO IS WAY MORE FUN

>> No.18227908

looking at how many bulls are posting here makes me think its actually a bear market

>> No.18227909

>sold sqqq
>Got mad fomo
>bought back in at the peak of the climb
First time fomo saved me. EOD -5% BEARGANG

>> No.18227939

>>18227890

Its a cat that dies being thrown down a flight of stairs

>> No.18227943

>>18227907
Spxs for real gamble niggers

>> No.18227948

>>18227880
I think we slowly slide to 2100 between april to June

>> No.18227951 [DELETED] 

>>[INFECTED POST ID.18227579]
>And the main demographics of anime these days are fat autistic old lonely fat japanese simps.
and normies

I'm not super convinced, there always was shit anime, and there always was good anime, you'd really need some numbers to prove that today we have more shit anime than good. I wanna agree since I barely find anything interesting past 2010 but it's still anecdotal.

>> No.18227952 [DELETED] 

Damn I think I timed my entry wrong on these GLD puts. Overpaid for them. Probably going to have to cut my losses on them if this goes any further.
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Bought Kroger puts a the top.

>> No.18227989

>>18227948
>April to June
I wish this recession/correction/depression would just get on with it, I've been sitting on cash for years waiting for the absolute nadir.

>> No.18227999

>>18227908
Remember always do the opposite of /biz. Yesterday everyone was posting bulls and people were selling their SQQQ. Today, we're down.

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Red thursday and friday for korra

>> No.18228027

First for crabs

>> No.18228061

>>18227989
This is why people miss bear market rallies. Start nibbling and dca on the way down.

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>>18228005
Holding has always fucked me. Its rigged to shit.

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what do you guys have on your CRASH list?

PG
KO
PEP
MCD
SO
AMD
NVDA
BRKB
MSFT
BLK
SHOP
ZM
DOCU
TDOC
DXCM
JNJ
MDLZ
NSRGY
LMT

>> No.18228079

>>18228046
People already expect bad numbers. So the gubmint and analysts soften the blow by over estimating how bad it'll be. Then when the actual numbers aren't as drastic as they originally expected, it's somehow a win.

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>> No.18228112

>>18228068
fuck are we going to moon now what does your ta say

>> No.18228120

JEROOOOOOOME

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>>18227733

>> No.18228140

After 3 green days in a row last week, I think we might get 3 red days in a row this week. Holding puts for tomorrow.

>> No.18228145 [DELETED] 

>>18222048
bless me daddy

>> No.18228149

>>18228102
Why Blackstone?
I'm tryna stay away from indexes until we get big bankruptcies. But QLD is a good one.

>> No.18228154

>>18227987
based

>> No.18228163

We hit a wall, guess we gotta knock a little harder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V-WGwJJj58

>> No.18228176

>>18228142

>buying anything right now instead of waiting 2-3 years to buy at 1/4th the price

>> No.18228177

anyone buy the Carnival bonds in their new offering? 11-12% coupon

>> No.18228179

>>18227855
I've been holding 3x bear ETFs to position myself for the market dumping, should I be buying options instead?

>> No.18228187

last week USA printed 970000$ per second to keep the market afloat

>> No.18228188

>CCL

Wat?
In a crash, we're getting to buy companies people don't want to sell but panic or get liquidated. We're getting to buy good companies at good prices, but you'd rather buy a struggling company that you think is cheap?

>they own a buncha stuff and make good money
strong div and increases
Fair enough, I just thought maybe you were confusing it with blackrock. I do sometimes.

>> No.18228200

>>18228076
>CRASH list

wats a crash list

>> No.18228215

>>18228177

lmao! try -100% yield

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>>18228136

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DO SOMETHING JEROME. DONT LET IT END RED!

>> No.18228220 [DELETED] 

btc halving dump
lol

>> No.18228230

>>18228182
Did the same this morning, only to buy back in after we dipped a bit. I would throw a small hand in at least man. Don't use options, just a leverage ETF instead. Market too unstable for options gambling

>> No.18228239

companies people don't want to sell, but HAVE to sell because they're getting margin called or liquidated or are just panicking or selling off because the algos are crushing the indices.

Stocks you wish you could own but it never dips much except during this rare opportunity.

Also companies I like to set "crash orders" for, limit buys that are really low and unlikely to get triggered but just might.

>> No.18228242

Everybody buy SOXL at any price below 85, you'll thank me in november

>> No.18228247

just let it fall jerome. stop the printers, the market needs to function.

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Give me ONE REASON to not buy and hold TQQQ for 10 years

>> No.18228257

>>18228239
this for
>>18228200

>> No.18228261

>>18228217
Literally 3.5 billion people are shut out of the global economy, in countries that comprise something to the tune of 70% of global GDP.

>> No.18228267

So what’s going on here where does it end? I ask here because y’all have more sense than pol by a long shot. The virus is clearly a cover for a money/power grab but where does the buck stop? After they’ve bought up all the cheapies, foreclosed properties, and bankrupt companies or do they keep going and pull the rug out from under the country completely one state at a time grabbing guns and who knows what else?

>> No.18228286

>>18228255
Time decay.

>> No.18228289

>>18228255
when it drops down 20% and goes up 20% you make less.

>> No.18228291
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>retesting the bottom
>S&P almost 2400 again
I feel like the mayor of value town

>> No.18228300

>>18228161
Who cares about italy, their economy produces nothing of great value, just tomatoes, olive oil, and tourism

>> No.18228309

Where the bottom I can't see it anons

>> No.18228328

>>18227952
Phillipe

>> No.18228350

>>18228287
Treasury yields aren't even beating inflation so people who are willing to purchase debt are being fucking idiots chasing higher risk.

>> No.18228351

GORO isn't looking too good guys
You lied

>> No.18228357

>18228293
>Who are you talking to? CCL is a good buy
Talking to you but practicing social distancing.

Who knows how long it will be before cruises can get customer demand to return. Fuck that shit, good luck. I'd rather buy companies with a brighter and more certain future.

>> No.18228359

>>18228309
it's going to hit 2400~ every 2 weeks for 2-3 months lad, that's about the bottom

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jerome's going to do something to fuck my shit up, i just know it

>> No.18228400

WHATCHA PREDICTIONS LADS?
DOW GOES SUB 15K AT LEAST ONCE BEFORE THIS VIRUS DIES

>> No.18228407

>>18228321
Literally nothing, moving on.

>> No.18228410
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Huge dump eod, last chance to escape. -10% tomorrow.

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fuck this quantitatively eased piece of shit market, it's a FUCKING GLOBAL PANDEMIC, 40% of the workforce is at home on sick leave or fired, WHY WONT THE STUPID FUCKING MARKET FALL?
WHA THE FUCK????

>> No.18228436

>>18228401
lol they just declared bankruptcy. stay away

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>>18228414
Fuck China.

>> No.18228445

>>18228247
>the market needs to function.
A free (falling) market is unAmerican.

>> No.18228459

>muh daughter in madrid
>muh beach house
>muh restaurant in Italy
>muh multiple houses
Damn Cramers dick must be micro small to feel the need to compensate like this

>> No.18228460

>>18228437
amd was $2 before ryzen bruh, you already missed the boat

>> No.18228465

Excited for what should hopefully be some volume last 15 minutes of day.

>> No.18228472

>>18228437
MSFT or AMZN fucking toys with those baby returns, and yes it is way too late.

>> No.18228480

>>18228415
but it is

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>>18228444
FUCK EM. We need to figure out a way to pay those bat eating, puppy beating, student shooting, people burning, no hand washing, plastic bag making, IP stealing, number cooking, pandemic hiding, WHO bribing, lying pieces of dogshit, that make the jews look altruistic in comparison, back.

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>18228394
>Chase those 20% divvies
nah
>and that 90% reduced value stocks
yeah

Divvies aren't reliable anymore. Buybacks are probably cancelled too.

>18228426
>bearcucks this morning screaming about how we were going to hit circuit breakers
>lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Sheeeeit Russlel hasn't revisited the limit down -5%, has it?

I should buy some more fucking DRV

>>18228460
>amd was $2 before ryzen bruh, you already missed the boat
I'm sure people said the same thing about Amazon at $200...

>> No.18228511

>18228436
No they didn’t fuck outta here

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chapies

>> No.18228560
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>GE down almost 10%, only half a point away from its 52 week low
Is this shitty company going to survive? It's tempting to gamble on it.

>> No.18228566

better not be infected.

>> No.18228568

>>18228116
All of it

>> No.18228579

>>18228560
yes, them and F are impossible to kill

>> No.18228589

>>18228560
Shit my bad, I meant 1.5 points away

>> No.18228590

>>18228217
people predicting the environment in 2Q and realising extended quarantine = no pay rentals = mortgage defaults = more financial risk.

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I dont read infected posts. They offer no meaningful conversation.

>> No.18228601

>>18228560
GE is unironically one of the safest companies in the world long-term. If they go to shit it's a sign that pretty much everything has gone to shit.

>> No.18228612

only as a joke, strong buy near 2400

>> No.18228630

>Cuomo: 20% of people on ventilators never get off
get the circuit breakers ready

>> No.18228638

>>18228560

Extremely large blue chips like this can’t die, some jew will swoop in and buy it all up if needed shit like this is what makes me wealthy on a long enough timeline. If you threw everything you had into GM, F hell even Apple you’d be rich in less than 20 years. That’s the boring long drawn out way to get rich tho roll the dice on some penny stocks bro.

>> No.18228642 [DELETED] 

>>18228364
>China
Dead before 2024

>> No.18228650

pls hit 240 today!!!!!!

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This low volume pump on GLD is pissing me off. I'm so close to stopping out, but just look at the volume, sellers have totally been in control of this shit for the past week. I really don't want to eat a loss.
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>> No.18228668

>>18228649
Priced in.

>> No.18228670

>cuomo also says that a high mortality rate will persist into July

Bulls?

>> No.18228686

>>18228661
cute beef, snek better

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will my May 15 225 spy puts print?

>> No.18228693

>>18228670
new york is dead weight on the economy anyway, VERY bullish

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YARR HARRR
WE BE PLUNDERIN' BOOMVESTORS MATEYS

>> No.18228714

that feel when your puts are too close to expiring to get a pump from the dump

>> No.18228731

I wonder how bulls can be this delusional. Is it something wrong with their brain?

>> No.18228736

>>18228714
Same, rip my 04/08 195 SPY puts

>> No.18228747

>>18228725

It always recoveries that’s the point of the whole system, it’s built to go up.

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>>18228714
mate, i'm going to be out another 3k because we won't dump fast enough for my puts to break even by friday

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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So many infected posters now.

GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKS!

In stock news cramer just had a mini meltdowm on cnbc. We are going to SPY 200.

>> No.18228781

>>18228765
lmao my SPY puts are actually down 30% so far today

>> No.18228798

>>18228494
But trump is right on this one. If economy suits down more people would die. Imagine the rage from poor jobless teens and inner city niggers. They kill more than hundreds in riot and loot.

>> No.18228812

@18228774
Reminder NOT to go all in on biotech because boomvestors do not understand biotech. It also has a great deal of regulatory tape that can screw your investment at any time and is really plagued by insider trading. They are classic pump and dump stocks

>> No.18228840

Uh oh anons, Just had a small cough. Am I going to make it?

>> No.18228843

Am I pozzed?

>> No.18228847

>tfw set limit buy on SQQQ to 19.90 last night
>tfw knew the markets would start plummeting sometime today
>tfw saw it start rocketing at 20.50
>didn't buy

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKK

i Don't want to buy at the peak, what's a reasonable entry point?

>> No.18228856

>>18228688
what did you pay for the contracts?

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>> No.18228875
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Can someone tell me how boomvestors fell for the biggest, most obvious bulltrap of all time?

>> No.18228878

>>18228816
LOL

>> No.18228892

bears will all die soon
i can't say more

>> No.18228894

>>18228866

It’ll be pretty quick. Give it 6-18 months it’s possible to 2x or more a lot of quality companies right now

>> No.18228899

>>18228856
somewhere between $10-$11 a contract

>> No.18228916

this slow trickle is hella based, lets retail retards realize this isn't panic selling. now pls give end of day dump

>> No.18228919

>>18228847
$19

>> No.18228931

>>18228892
They'll take the bulls with them. Only the snib snab master race will remain.

>> No.18228934

Jeeeeeeerrrooooooommmmeeee

>> No.18228969

Buy EGOV during this dip
a couple of contracts now
and most of your contracts at a low limit order
trust me bruvs

>> No.18228987

>>18228960
you got the big gay

>> No.18228994

I bought puts
everyone is welcome for the golden bull starting tomorrow

>> No.18229004

>>18228960
>piss
degenerate
>pregnancy/lactation
based, I want to knock up my gf

>> No.18229057

>>18229008
Oh no, it looks like the pump broke, sorry little bull

>> No.18229061

Anyone have calls on SQQQ?

>> No.18229065

>>18229001
don't fomo into more at a higher price and potentially get fucked, you can always buy tomorrow morning

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Any SDOWChads here?

>> No.18229108

>>18229006
>i don't see how the demand for restaurants doesn't go immediately back to where it was when these faggot boomers open them up again
Everyone who isn't a /biz/raeli is broke; restaurants aren't essential spending; expect them to come back slowly.

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>>18228725
look at what it is and make decisions from there.
second day down and you pie already under?
You don't know future so why you worry about something that you can not change? for long perspective you need to be invested it is like peak shopping season .

>> No.18229121

> tfw I only own dividend stocks

>> No.18229252

>>18228670
Shopping season sooner or later will be over. people stupid, they suppose to act like on black Friday before Christmas. and they will after bull run is about to end in a few years .
Be very afraid because market as always goes down and never comes back . =O)

>> No.18229383

>>18228235
swindle , fear pandemic , it is hoax for tax money
to solve nothing problem.

>> No.18229443

How much you holding lads?

>> No.18229454

>>18228249
stop imagine for nothing, suggested imagination is a lie

>> No.18229482

>>18228161
Biggest mafia strongest swindle

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