/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

[Anonymous No.18267283]

Snib Snab, cut the crab edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)

>Stock market words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed)

>Risk management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed)

>Bloomberg stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/incest/

>Free chart
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>>18266434

[Anonymous No.18267298]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18267300]

go crab

[Anonymous No.18267304]

>>18267283
op a coomer

[Anonymous No.18267311]

JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DAY TRADE

[Anonymous No.18267322]

Fuck oil.

[Anonymous No.18267324]

bullish?

[Anonymous No.18267327]

>>18267311
Total stock market ETFs

[Anonymous No.18267328]

how do i short zoomers?

[Anonymous No.18267329]

>>18267300
How do crabs make money

[Anonymous No.18267330]

>>18267304
(and that's a good thing)

[Anonymous No.18267334]

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF 2020
IT TOOK HIM /BIZ/. THE LAST STRAW WAS PIC RELATED. THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER LOVELY DAY.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18267336]

>the mouse
Holy shit I'm buying that bitch once 200 EMA flattens out.

[Anonymous No.18267337]

>>18267311
do you not watch the news? trade oil rn you buffoon

[Anonymous No.18267340]

>tfw i had the maximum amount of sick leave/time off i can get and started today

Sick leave is allowed to be used as general time off because of the virus, i'm off for two paid fucking months, every other wagie better get back in the cage

[Anonymous No.18267343]

Is EQIX the ultimate stock?

Will EQIX become Google tier?

How can EQIX fail?

[Anonymous No.18267344]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18267345]

>>18267311
if you don't have 25k in your account you won't be daytrading shit niggy thanks to pochahontos law

[Anonymous No.18267346]

>>18267329
lol

[Anonymous No.18267354]

>>18267283
That's twice now I've shilled a good stock here only for it to go ignored. MRNA is going to the moon. Phase 2 trials for the coronavirus vaccine expected to start in spring, WAY ahead of schedule. Fauci saying it's a game changer.

[Anonymous No.18267363]

WHO HERE GETTING MOTHERFUCKING JUST'D RIGHT NOW?

[Anonymous No.18267369]

>>18267324
India is doomed

[Anonymous No.18267370]

>>18267324
Good cover story.
There's an article out there somewhere that said Wuhan Virologists would go to local caves, catch bats, and ram a q tip up the bats ass to collect and study viral specimens in their lab.

[Anonymous No.18267373]

>>18267354
Id rather stay poor than play the biomeme roulette desu

[Anonymous No.18267378]

>>18267346
What

[Anonymous No.18267382]

Reposting because haha
Hahhahaaa

[Anonymous No.18267387]

>>18267354
I SOLD AT 30 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18267389]

>>18267329
Crabs make money writing options. Nothing moves and they collect the premiums. Although I agree the person you were responding to knows nothing about markets and just likes to cheer for seafood.

[Anonymous No.18267395]

>>18267354
Phase 2 is wayyyy early, it means they don't expect to complete a vaccine until 3+ years even with emergency leniency. Other companies are already phase 3 in some cases, some 2b, and a couple more already well into phase 2.

[Anonymous No.18267396]

>>18267373
I bought in at 22 and took some profit at 32 yesterday. There's still plenty potential for upside, IMO. It hasn't had the same mooning that others saw on speculation alone, the downside risk is much lower.

[Anonymous No.18267399]

I sold my NLY yesterday. Today its down 15%. Whew.

[Anonymous No.18267401]

>>18267329
SVXY and write options.

[Anonymous No.18267403]

remember cash is king

[Anonymous No.18267405]

TELL ME HOW THAT IV CRUSH IS FEELING BOBO AND MUMU

[Anonymous No.18267410]

>>18267403
Didn't apple have a LOT more cash recently?

[Anonymous No.18267411]

>>18267395
Get a load of this retard lying through his teeth. They're the only ones in trials with a vaccine period. INO is planning to start phase 1 this month.

[Anonymous No.18267424]

buy GM calls, it's going to 20 EOD

[Anonymous No.18267426]

>>18267405
Mr. Krabs... I don't feel so good

[Anonymous No.18267431]

Why do 3x leverage ETFs suck so fucking bad? Smallcap is down 2% yet my """"""3x"""""" short is only up 4%. The fuck?

[Anonymous No.18267436]

>>18267424
>buying GM anything
GM is a house of cards about to collapse. They've been shit for years. Buying GM is playing Russian roulette.

[Anonymous No.18267438]

>>18267382
fwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

[Anonymous No.18267439]

Looks like another crab down into EOD pump. Literally a repeat of yesterday.

[Anonymous No.18267441]

>>18267405
I'm new to this, what is the problem with crab market?
Is good, no one wins, no one loses...
right?

[Anonymous No.18267450]

>>18267436
if you had to pick, GM, Ford, Honda, Toyota, or Daimler?

[Anonymous No.18267454]

AMD CHEAPIES SOON

GRAB THEM WHILE YOU CAN

[Anonymous No.18267459]

>>18267411
My sides! I wonder how many people will bite.

[Anonymous No.18267460]

>>18267441
We want winners and losers or what's the fucking point. Its a wasted day. And options fags are losers in crab markets, unless you've got the balls to sell them.

[Anonymous No.18267461]

>>18267410
they probably bought the dip, also took a hit on the china factories.
I am looking at GOOG

[Anonymous No.18267464]

>>18267436
I'm not talking about long term forecast, it's just that market makers are up to their tits in puts today and will pump the thing so they expire worthless before the session ends.

[Anonymous No.18267466]

>>18267454
i'll buy amd when it's $20

[Anonymous No.18267470]

>>18267441
Options gamblers lose.
>>18267450
Avoid the auto industry for another 2 months once sales have a chance of picking up again.

[Anonymous No.18267473]

>>18267459
Ok retard.

[QQQ4N0N No.18267476]

>>18267405
+ for King Krab m3m3

[Anonymous No.18267478]

>>18267466
It won't fall below 42 retard.

[Anonymous No.18267481]

Last night's TSLA pump is slowly melting

[Anonymous No.18267486]

>>18267464
I was up 400% to weeks ago now I'm back at baseline

[Anonymous No.18267487]

>>18267439
>EOD pump

Based retard

[Anonymous No.18267489]

>>18267478
>Not selling at 57 and rebuying at 39.
People told me that I was crazy and going to miss the moonshot, turns out I called the top.

[Anonymous No.18267490]

>>18267460
selling puts is EZ $

[Anonymous No.18267491]

>>18267329
Iron condor.

[Anonymous No.18267496]

megadosing on vitamin C cures the virus, megadosing on vitamin D prevents you from ever getting the virus

[Anonymous No.18267501]

>>18267470
I'm out. Looking for a second opinion. I'd pick Ford or Toyota, but I'm only guessing as an auto insurance fag.

[Anonymous No.18267505]

>>18267464
where do i get data on this? option interest?

[Anonymous No.18267508]

To the SCO bag holders today, I'm so sorry

[Anonymous No.18267509]

>>18267464
Okay, I see. Thank you for that clarification. Yeah, there's a lot of market makers who are going to want their weeklys to expire worthless today.

[Anonymous No.18267512]

>>18267496
yeah and the jews dont want you to know about this simple cure that's demolishing the whole world

[Anonymous No.18267517]

Red today so we can “cool off over the weekend”

[Anonymous No.18267518]

WHERE ARE MY TRUMP BUCKS I NEED TO STIMULATE THE ECONOMY

[Anonymous No.18267522]

5K on SPY 255 puts expiring today at $4.95
Currently $5.66

[Anonymous No.18267526]

Bear bros do we hold over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.18267527]

>>18267431
IDK, they constantly rebalance or something. I have no idea what's in them. Maybe they constantly buy and sell bear certs or something.

[Anonymous No.18267530]

Whoever bought Tesla puts this morning will have made at least 1000%.

[Anonymous No.18267532]

hmmm.

[Anonymous No.18267538]

>>18267526
never hold over the weekend

[Anonymous No.18267540]

>>18267505
http://www.opricot.com/ticker/gm/optiongraphs

Very valuable information. It's not perfect but if market makers are in danger of losing millions in a single day they'll pump that shit hard by EOD. They really need to try to push it above 21 today to dodge that giant red put dildo.

[Anonymous No.18267542]

>>18267496
I’m going to push those panties to the side and pump pump pump my load deep into that ass and she’ll screeeeeeaaam

[Anonymous No.18267544]

Should all sex offenders kill themselves?

[Anonymous No.18267546]

>>18267508
hopefully we can inch back over the day and sell for a small loss...

[Anonymous No.18267549]

>>18267496
Vitamin D overdose is going to fuck you up more than Corona chan would.

[Anonymous No.18267551]

>>18267496
Megadosing LSD opens your third eye

[Anonymous No.18267558]

>>18267538
in the weekend the big gains are made

[Anonymous No.18267562]

>>18267389
Seafood is awesome.

[Anonymous No.18267564]

>>18267544
Yes they should

[Anonymous No.18267567]

>>18267532
Same with XOM. Bulltrap confirmed. If the oil talks fall through on monday (and why wouldn't they?) maybe we will finally see oil stocks in line with the oil price. XOM should be at 30, not fucking 40.

[Anonymous No.18267570]

NEW YORK HAS 10K NEW CASES ONLY IN MORNING UPDATE
>NEW YORK HAS 10K NEW CASES ONLY IN MORNING UPDATE
NEW YORK HAS 10K NEW CASES ONLY IN MORNING UPDATE

[Anonymous No.18267571]

Evens: OPEC meeting Monday falls through
Odds: OPEC and Russia agree to cut production
Dubs: MBS dies in an accident before the meeting
Trips: US declares war on Venezuela, Iran declares war on SA

[Anonymous No.18267572]

Someone help me out please.

So I bought 30 put contracts on IVR for a strike of 1 dollar at the date of 4/17. I bought these when the share price was roughly 3 dollars and the contracts were .20 cents a piece.

Even though this company is fucking tanking my puts are now considered worthless? Why I'm getting fucked?

[Anonymous No.18267574]

How low are we going today bobros?

[Anonymous No.18267576]

>>18267508
I blame myself. I could've sold for a 10% gain yesterday buy I got greedy.
And now we must dance the retard dance.

[Anonymous No.18267577]

>>18267544
Why would someone based do something as cringe as killing themselves?

[Anonymous No.18267579]

>>18267283
reminder that you could have been a billionaire if you made 2 well placed trades last month
you missed the opportunity of a lifetime

[Anonymous No.18267582]

Alright I'm starting to really feel these fucking REFR bags, this stock better 10x

[Anonymous No.18267585]

what am i doing wrong

[Anonymous No.18267586]

>>18267532
isnt shell global and wti just US

[Anonymous No.18267588]

>>18267572

lol

[Anonymous No.18267589]

>>18267571
You cursed all bobos

[Anonymous No.18267590]

>>18267382
lmoa

[Anonymous No.18267594]

>>18267490
This but I open condors to dab on little mumu cucks too

[Anonymous No.18267596]

>>18267527
Now it's worth more than 3x. I have no idea how the fuck 3x leverage works.

[Anonymous No.18267597]

>>18267324
There was a study about this in January, researchers found a man was infected with SARS-CoV2 from 200 meters away by a "diarrhea plume".

[Anonymous No.18267602]

should i hold SCO through monday on hopes the OPEC talks fail or just dump these bags now?

[Anonymous No.18267603]

>>18267572
it didnt tank fast enough. when did you buy the puts? something about implied volatility kills puts gains but i dont know how or why it works so im done with puts

[Anonymous No.18267604]

>>18267585
This market is absurd and you're likely to lose money.

[Anonymous No.18267606]

>>18267570
More dead liberal voters is bullish for the economy

[Anonymous No.18267608]

CUOMO USING NATIONAL GUARD TO TAKE VENTILATORS AND PPE!!!
>CUOMO USING NATIONAL GUARD TO TAKE VENTILATORS AND PPE!!!
CUOMO USING NATIONAL GUARD TO TAKE VENTILATORS AND PPE!!!
>CUOMO USING NATIONAL GUARD TO TAKE VENTILATORS AND PPE!!!
CUOMO USING NATIONAL GUARD TO TAKE VENTILATORS AND PPE!!!
>CUOMO USING NATIONAL GUARD TO TAKE VENTILATORS AND PPE!!!

[Anonymous No.18267610]

>>18267572
Who is going to buy a company going to get delisted/penny

[Anonymous No.18267613]

>>18267490
Balls of titanium. Have you not seen this shit go south before?

[Anonymous No.18267614]

>>18267577
Ik you're joking but still

>>18267564
Yeah I should..

[Anonymous No.18267616]

bros i just wanna buy every stock...but i dont have the money

[Anonymous No.18267620]

>>18267334
OH SHIT IT'S REAL FUCK NO

[Anonymous No.18267623]

>>18267585
Youre feeding money to a clown market

[Anonymous No.18267625]

>>18267606
Imagine voting

[Anonymous No.18267628]

>>18267586
I could find the crude oil one

[Anonymous No.18267629]

>>18267597
So someone shit their pants in public and sprayed virulent shit fumes all over the place?

[Anonymous No.18267631]

>>18267614
Give me your money before you kys

[Anonymous No.18267633]

>>18267585
>Spy 161 put 4/17
Bruh that's way too low.

[Anonymous No.18267636]

>>18267334
Who

[Anonymous No.18267642]

>>18267596
No one in these threads does, lmao. They just FOMO into SQQQ.

[Anonymous No.18267643]

>>18267334

[Anonymous No.18267648]

At what point is AMD a good buy? Is it really going to go back to $60+ or is this the correction?

[Anonymous No.18267651]

>>18267572
You're getting IV crushed. It still has to tank lower for you to actually get anything.

[Anonymous No.18267653]

>>18267540
ty anon, i do like the max pain chart hah

[Anonymous No.18267655]

>>18267610
Isnt that the point of puts? Like this company could hemorrhage below a dollar so my contracts are valuable, I understand decay but part of me thinks this is robinhood bullshit.

[Anonymous No.18267656]

>>18267585
You cant day trade with $2000.

[Anonymous No.18267659]

>>18267629
It's just insane to imagine being infected by a bubble of diarrhea from 2 football fields away.

[Anonymous No.18267661]

>>18267567
Dump RDS.B before monday?

[Anonymous No.18267662]

>>18267633
I have a 200 put expiring in August and I don't feel remotely confident.

[Anonymous No.18267667]

>>18267629
>he doesn't know about India

[Anonymous No.18267668]

NEW YORK IS BROKE

[Anonymous No.18267670]

>>18267603
Last week

[Anonymous No.18267671]

>>18267585
If you bought a funeral parlor no one would die kek

[Anonymous No.18267673]

reminder that the cocky and delusional bullfags will get fucked in the ass by bobos

[Anonymous No.18267677]

>>18267633
its all i could afford and i thought as long as the market goes down all the put strikes go down even a little bit to make me a small amount of profit but i guess the only way to make money is to buy the in the money ones

[Anonymous No.18267683]

The markets want to fall even further down, tough resistance right now. I think it's going down more though

[Anonymous No.18267693]

>>18267572
bought too far otm, and as someone has already said IV crush

[Anonymous No.18267694]

>>18267656
How much you gotta put in?

[Anonymous No.18267696]

>>18267567
I've gotten tricked too many times with this shit. I've got cash, i'll DCA whatever it drops to

[Anonymous No.18267700]

>>18267661
Dunno. I don't even know how to read a balance sheet, I'm just a speculator. Any oil stock is cheap right now, but despite not being a leftist, I don't see oil being the future. Especially in this post-corona world. International travel as we know it is dead for the foreseeable future.

https://www.flightradar24.com/data/statistics

[Anonymous No.18267702]

>>18267671
Lol

[Anonymous No.18267705]

>cheapies
>buy the dip
>this is the bottom

[Anonymous No.18267706]

MY PUTS ARE KILLING ME SHOULD I PULL OUT? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18267709]

>>18267655
No one is really buying options on IVR, and you're getting IV crushed. Next time buy an option with 30-90% IV

[Anonymous No.18267711]

>>18267694
25k for margin
no requirement for cash but your trades need to settle

[Anonymous No.18267717]

>>18267608
>unarmed part time “soldiers”

They’ll probably get beaten up by a black mob looting the warehouses desu

[Anonymous No.18267718]

>>18267677
Yeah, those are cheap for a reason.
You'd be better off with a few less options but closer to ITM.

[Anonymous No.18267723]

>>18267522
$6.56 now

[Anonymous No.18267724]

>>18267382
is going higher the jobless will reach +47 million

[Anonymous No.18267730]

>>18267382
priced in

[Anonymous No.18267732]

>>18267711

i get 2x bp with less than 25k on tda

[Anonymous No.18267736]

>>18267363
Me, why doesn't the DJIA go down ?

[Anonymous No.18267735]

>>18267706
Way too low, way to early expiration. Wtf are you doing?

[Anonymous No.18267738]

>>18267496
megadosing vitamin c makes you piss pure vitamin c. megadosing vitamin d will give you kidney stones and make you pray for death.

[Anonymous No.18267739]

>>18267544
In Massachussetts, public urination is officially classified as a sex offence and you're a registered sex offender if they catch you tinkling in an alleyway at 3AM.

[Anonymous No.18267741]

>>18267706
Keep those May puts dude, they’ll be deep in the money by then

[Anonymous No.18267743]

>>18267706
What the fuck

Why the fuck are you even trading options?

[Anonymous No.18267744]

>>18267677
Dude spy hasn't been that low since 2013

[Anonymous No.18267746]

>>18267648
Fuck if I know I'm hodl when I bought at $46 weeks ago

[Anonymous No.18267749]

>>18267739
Based. Fuck public pissers. That shit stinks.

[Anonymous No.18267750]

>>18267706
155 SPY??? holy shit anon what were you thinking?

[Anonymous No.18267764]

>>18267655
The space between 0 - 1 is a bad place to play. Let's look at it this way ..
Stock goes to zero, bankrupt. You exercise at 0.01
The maximum value of exercising into $1 strike is .99 x 100 per contract, or $99. There's just not much money to be made there even if you are 100% correct on the strike because of the price floor.

[Anonymous No.18267769]

o-ok bobo you can stop now. please go up

[Anonymous No.18267770]

Who else gonna be putting their Trumpbux and extra unemployment directly into stocks?

[Anonymous No.18267771]

>>18267496
>megadosing
Just take an extra Flintstones vitamin every day dude, you don't need to go full blown 1,000,000 IU/day kidney stone bloatmaxxing.

[Anonymous No.18267776]

>>18267735
>>18267743
>>18267750
IT WAS A DUMB MISTAKE THESE WERE MY FIRST OPTIONS TRADES

Should I cut my loses and try to get more reasonable options like the last one? Help me, it hurts

[Anonymous No.18267780]

>>18267750
Lmao you must have missed the post last week, some guy had 90 SPY puts and 0.50 ford puts

[Anonymous No.18267784]

>>18267677
I understand. I'm holding SPY 200 for July 17th, which is a bit more realistic (but maybe still not happening in this clown market). I've reverted to buying close to ITM puts/calls and selling when I get about 25%-50% profit. Its more consistent gains, and less risky because I can ditch them for more of my original money.

[Anonymous No.18267785]

>>18267706
Well I hope you learned a valuable lesson about decay anon.

[Anonymous No.18267786]

>>18267776
yeah i'd probably just cut my losses
live to fight another day

[Anonymous No.18267789]

>>18267776
You should stop listening to those autists at /r/wsb. Here I am worried about my 5/15 240p and niggas out here buying 4/17 180p's

[Anonymous No.18267791]

>>18267700
>don't see oil being the future
THREADLY REMINDER: OIL IS KING AND ALTERNATIVES ARE NOT NEARLY ECONOMICALLY EFFICIENT ENOUGH TO DETHRONE IT.

[Anonymous No.18267795]

Dudes, is anybody paying attention to all these corporate bond downgrades? Is this shit going to pop?

[Anonymous No.18267797]

What an absolutely crabbish reversal, we've been had, bullbros.

[Anonymous No.18267798]

>>18267706
Asteroids are not headed toward the earth and even if they are they won't be here by the time your puts expire.

[Anonymous No.18267800]

I had 1% gains today 10 minutes in...I should have sold.

[Anonymous No.18267805]

thinking about buying 2 Jan 15th XLE 30 Calls. this is the lowest XLE has been in almost 20 years.

[Anonymous No.18267806]

>>18267776
I have a XOM 23put, expiring in June, down 70%. That's my second ever options trade. My first ever options trade was a deep ITM put against Boeing, and I made like 50€ with that. Your move. That was also like a week ago.

[Anonymous No.18267807]

>>18267780
You can always tell when these noobs can't understand the greeks. A 0.50 ford put is going to have a delta of like, nothing.

[Anonymous No.18267808]

>>18267791
Oil will continue to be used as long as it's economical to extract it. Which it will be for a very long time.

[Anonymous No.18267814]

>>18267789
Yeah, desu it was a retarded trade, it was my first option and I was copying some moron on /r/wsb... God, should I cut the losses asap?

[Anonymous No.18267815]

>>18267789
You’re retarded if your worried about May 240 puts

[Anonymous No.18267817]

Losing money is the best motivator

[Anonymous No.18267820]

>>18267709
Is there any hope for me? Or am I toast?

[Anonymous No.18267824]

u buy the dip boys?

[Anonymous No.18267825]

>>18267648
I buy around 30 shares everytime it dips, i doubt it is going to tank much more than it already has

[Anonymous No.18267828]

>>18267814
probably, don't want to get caught bagholding over the weekend...

[Anonymous No.18267830]

>>18267791
Solar is cheap as fuck. We just lack batteries. Once we find something that's less shitty than Lithium Ion, renewable energy is going to be king. Solar panels have become cheap as fuck and literally give you free energy. Our only problem is energy storage at the moment.

[Anonymous No.18267833]

>>18267815
If it keeps crabbing time decay is going to kill any profits and at best I can just break even at 226

[Anonymous No.18267835]

>>18267828
yeah... look at that

[Anonymous No.18267837]

>>18267814
Haven't you seen the phrase on /wsb that says something about making money by doing the opposite of what those retards do?

[Anonymous No.18267840]

>>18267824
i bought a call

[Anonymous No.18267842]

>>18267795
They literally don't matter, fed will buy the junk corps.

[Anonymous No.18267844]

>>18267706
spy 155?

you'd be more worried about a band of savages kicking down your door and raping your dog before those would make money

[Anonymous No.18267845]

>>18267830
You need oil for manufacturing. It's going nowhere

[Anonymous No.18267847]

>>18267739
I mean I did worse than that

[Anonymous No.18267849]

>>18267824
Delusional retard

[Anonymous No.18267850]

>>18267817
Personally I can't learn anything if I don't lose/gain real money. I need those stakes to really drill lessons into my brain. You can't get that from paper trading accounts and internet articles.

[Anonymous No.18267852]

>>18267824
no! will only buy the big big dipper

[Anonymous No.18267853]

>>18267764
Damn I fucked up. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.18267857]

>>18267648
Ideally under $35 but the odds are very low so you might want to buy every time it's under $40

[Anonymous No.18267858]

>>18267835
damn

[Anonymous No.18267862]

>>18267835
better to lose what you have lost now than to lose it all in the future

[Anonymous No.18267865]

The slowness of this bear trend scares me. Yesterday the exact same thing happened until the 6M SPY pump at the EOD.

Also I still don't get how people will do 50% from ATH OTM puts for large ETFs. SPY below 200 isn't happening until at least mid May.

[Anonymous No.18267868]

>>18267845
Pretty sure most of the demand for oil is fuel and not plastics.

[Anonymous No.18267870]

>>18267648
I bought at 47 a few months ago and am holding.

Increase market share over Intel, possible Apple partnership on their macs, low if any debt, more people working from home...they seem like a good buy to go long and they've crabbed in the low 40s for a while.

[Anonymous No.18267872]

I DID IT LADS
I BOUGHT AMD WAY BEFORE MY BUY PRICE AGAIN

[Anonymous No.18267873]

>>18267824
I'm in cash until corona is officially over.

[Anonymous No.18267875]

>>18267824
he put in a line that goes up, that means the market is going to go up

[Anonymous No.18267876]

>>18267830
Yeah and I agree but that's a BIG fucking hurdle to overcome

[Anonymous No.18267878]

>>18267820
If IVR isn't going tits up in the next two weeks you're fucked. Considering the Call vs Put volume more people are bullish than expecting IVR to fall another 50%

[Anonymous No.18267881]

why is tradingview showing nasdaq green

[Anonymous No.18267884]

>>18267857
Thanks, I missed out when it was under 30 a while back and now I don't want to miss a decent buy again.

[Anonymous No.18267886]

>>18267776
Well hopefully you've learned something from this anon. That something being: you need to learn more about options before even thinking about buying more.
As far as what to do with them, I'm certain they will expire worthless if you hold them (except the May put, you *might* be able to get back something on that) so you should probably just get out of them or else your pain will just be put in slow motion.

[Anonymous No.18267888]

>look at some index funds I think are good like QQQ, VYM, etc.
>trim the fat and individually buy the top 20 or so positions of each
Winning play? What am I missing?

[Anonymous No.18267893]

What did this general even look like during the 5 year bull run? How did you gambling addict autists make it?

[Anonymous No.18267896]

>>18267881
Tradingview is having issues today.
Was down for a little bit earlier.

[Anonymous No.18267906]

>>18267878
At least I learned a lesson. Too bad it cost me like 600 dollars.

I'm just going to buy July calls on bofa for 36 dollars and dump them on the next pump.

[Anonymous No.18267909]

>>18267888
Nothing. Thats how it works

[Anonymous No.18267910]

>>18267865
If an option is too good to be true it probably is. These guys buying SPY puts daily thinking they'll get a guaranteed payout often get fucked by these EOD short covering rallies or outright market maker pumps forcing puts out of the money, or if they hold, they get raped by decay.

In times like this, options are a seller's market.

[Anonymous No.18267912]

>>18267865
IDK. Zoom out, we had a similar bounce in February. Everyone excepting a "v-shaped recovery" in the biggest happening since WW2. Maybe it's just my bear hopeium in order to mentally deal with my heavy out bags, but I think there is a significant probability of another rugpull. Check out all the bulls buying into an unprecedented crisis because they think jpow and infinite qe is going to safe them. These people probably don't even realize that all the Fed's brrrrrr is going into bonds and not stocks.

>>18267876
I know, but I believe oil will decline over the next 20 years.

[Anonymous No.18267916]

>>18267893
A LOT of gambles on penny memes.

GEVO
MGT
Miners
Bio pharm

[Anonymous No.18267919]

>>18267363
Market rape victim, checking in. I'll cool off after the day is over, but how fucked is everything when crypto of all things is actually looking more promising?

[Anonymous No.18267921]

Fuck yeah, keep dropping XOM

[Anonymous No.18267924]

>>18267893
This is a cryptocurrency board, created in 2014 to quarantine BTC discussion from /g/, you fucking newfag.

[Anonymous No.18267928]

>>18267858
>>18267862
Do you know why it went so bad in terms of current value? Is it related to IV or something?

http://opcalc.com/5Kl

[Anonymous No.18267931]

>>18267888
Check the company debt first, otherwise that's the basis of investing and a smart long play.

[Anonymous No.18267933]

>>18267873
P-p-p-p-pussy

[Anonymous No.18267934]

>>18267893
It was a much better time. we were talking about individual companies, earnings and some minor news.
It was much more fun.
Everyone made money because we all had growing tech stocks and rarely had a red day. A small dip just meant we could buy more for cheap.
It was a good time. I miss it

[Anonymous No.18267936]

>>18267888
Nothing, if you have the capital just DCA index funds for the next year or so, you'll be up large in a decade.

[Anonymous No.18267937]

>>18267576
Same. Easy come, easy go.

[Anonymous No.18267940]

>smallcap dump
OH GOD IM GONNA COOM, ITS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPING

[Anonymous No.18267943]

>>18267830
>just lack batteries
Oh you mean the one sector of technology that hasn't made any novel discoveries since the lithium-ion from the late 80's?
Easy enough, guess Big Oil should just pack it in now.

[Anonymous No.18267946]

>>18267921
My strike is 23USD. Even if everyone dies to corona chan tomorrow, that thing is going to expire worthless. Wtf was I thinking?

[Anonymous No.18267947]

FUCK

[Anonymous No.18267949]

>>18267912
>Demand for oil declining
Only if we experience massive population collapse. You San Francisco Faggots seem to think electric vehicles can exist anywhere. Pro tip: Battery capacity in Canada for Tesla's shitty cars decreased by 50% over winter

[Anonymous No.18267953]

>>18267872
Anon, start selling puts. You get paid to buy the dip and it locks you in to a predetermined price. I want all the SOXL so I sold puts at 85, 75, and 60. If the price gets there at expiration, I get my shares and pocket the premium knocking another $10 off each share. If the price doesn't get there, the puts expire worthless and I pocket the premium as free money. Then I do it again winning either way. And I never buy higher than I planned to

[Anonymous No.18267965]

>>18267933
I'm just playing options until the crisis is over. I can't trust the dollar value of these stocks, I can only trust their movements. I frankly have no idea if something like AMD is overvalued or undervalued or fair right now, so I'm not buying.

[Anonymous No.18267967]

>The Prime Minister of Belarus Sergey Rumas announced announced that Minsk will start purchasing Russian oil at only $4 per barrel.
>"Today, I think Belneftekhim will finish negotiations with Russian companies on oil supplies for April. We expect to receive 2 million tons," the BelTA news agency quoted Rumas as saying.
>Rumas stressed that the deliveries will be carried out without extra surcharges.
>"The hard and consistent attitude of the head of state to buy Russian oil without a premium in price is maintained by the government. The result of this position is the price at which we will buy oil in April from the Russian Federation - about $4 per barrel," the Prime Minister of Belarus said.

Wait, why is oil mooning again?

[Anonymous No.18267968]

>>18267949
Dude, the age of globalization is fucking over.

[Anonymous No.18267969]

>>18267893
Based wsb retard.

[Anonymous No.18267970]

>>18267706
Sell them immediately. Take the 70% loss instead of the 100% loss.

[Anonymous No.18267972]

Anyone know if there's a way to set a trailing stop order after reaching a certain price, or do I just have to manually create the order after I see it hit the price?

[Anonymous No.18267971]

there is a worthy mention of investment as well, Finnexus is DEFI platform looking to raise Funds through ICTO, the fund raising model is quite safe for investors, theres no loss possibilty

[Anonymous No.18267984]

>>18267968
Do you know how to read? Are you okay?

[Anonymous No.18267988]

>>18267928
your strikes are probably too low
buying so many contracts put yourself in a very risky position
i would have hedged my bets with some calls... or any one of many different trading strategies
then again, this is a fucking clown market so we're probably all bound to lose money eventually

[Anonymous No.18267989]

>>18267967
Hopium. The Saudis (who are ultimately responsible for the price war) are open for negotiations and people think an output cut is on the horizon.

[Anonymous No.18267991]

>>18267776
My first option trade was a put on amd because it looked kinda weak. A seconds after I pressed buy Goldman Sucks downgraded it and amd crashed.

[Anonymous No.18267994]

>>18267910
You can buy leaps and wait for the fireworks, nobody is forcing you to try and time the market.

[Anonymous No.18267999]

>>18267967
Because trump said he hopes things get better, that's it, that is LITERALLY all that happened.

[Anonymous No.18268003]

>>18267970
>>18267706

Keep the may put, anon. The April ones are fucked.

[Anonymous No.18268002]

>>18267893
Full of bobos losing their money betting on a drop with puts that expired way too early. /smg/ never makes money

[Anonymous No.18268007]

Did you buy the dip guys?

[Anonymous No.18268008]

>>18267946
In a rational market oil wouldn't be pumping. Mine expires next Friday and is a $35 put.

[Anonymous No.18268012]

>>18267943
Solar is just a complimentary power source. They keep forcing it as a main power source. Then again, I keep hoping for a nuclear future so what do I know.

[Anonymous No.18268013]

Buy the NRZ dip.

[Anonymous No.18268014]

>>18267283
>tfw no qt, teen girl will ever push me up against a wall and forcibly kiss me
Why even live?

[Anonymous No.18268015]

>>18267967
Because nobody - and I literally mean not a single living person - gives a flying fuck about what happens in Belarus. Not even the Belarusians.

[Anonymous No.18268020]

>>18267776
>first options trades
>going that balls deep
Bro....

[Anonymous No.18268021]

>>18268002
I made money multiple times. It's just that i'm a greedy gambler and never take my profits and leave.

[Anonymous No.18268026]

>>18267967
Belarus needs cheap gas/oil to survive and offers Russia some special rights for this. But the lower the price of oil and gas, the lower the influence Russia has over Belarus. So Russia has to go even lower here to maintain status quo.

Belarus also exports tons of it to Ukraine so Ukraine can pretend not to buy stuff from Russia and vice versa. (Belarus is the biggest sea fish exporter to Russia despite not having sea access for example.

[Anonymous No.18268043]

>>18268014
So go out and get one, it's that simple man

[Anonymous No.18268044]

>>18267984
The pandemic has exposed the weakness of a globalized supply chain. Super powers are wising up and taking off risk from asia. in turn china is making a play to back it's currency with petrol and it's influence in the middle east.

[Anonymous No.18268045]

>>18267994
Leaps will be absolutely obliterated by IV. It's way too volatile to hold anything long term, as soon as things calm down those vegas will rip your leaps apart.

[Anonymous No.18268051]

>>18267893
CERU MY NUGGA

[Anonymous No.18268053]

>>18268012
Oh no doubt, solar, wind, geothermal, hydro powers all have their place. But talking about
>oil is no longer the future
is peak retard, and anons who say this should not be trusted or listened to.

[Anonymous No.18268054]

>>18267776
lol get fucked zoomer

[Anonymous No.18268056]

guys euro markets just closed all barely down either .4 or 1%. are markets crabbing because of these fucking oil negotiations that might or might not be happening?

[Anonymous No.18268059]

>>18268014
neck yourself you will be doing everyone a favor.

[Anonymous No.18268063]

>>18268012
Modern nuclear technology would save us. We should also upgrade old plants. Thorium salt reactors.

[Anonymous No.18268068]

bros, would a philanthropist donate to me if i begged enough? I dont even want that much man, just a quick millie

[Anonymous No.18268075]

>>18268051
CERU PHALE

[Anonymous No.18268076]

what should i go in on right now

[Anonymous No.18268077]

>>18267970
>>18267988
>>18267991
>>18268003
>>18268020
Sold my April puts.

Jesus fucking Christ. I've lost 8k. It's almost everything I've gained from shorting the market. God I feel so retarded for doing such stupid decisions.

Fuck. I've learned my lesson I guess.

[Anonymous No.18268082]

>>18268068
you marry into that kind of windfall, idiot.

[Anonymous No.18268084]

>>18268044
What does that have to do with anything I said? Are you sure you meant to reply to me?

[Anonymous No.18268087]

>>18268014
Have you tried pushing a qt teen girl against a wall and forcibly kissing her?

[Anonymous No.18268088]

>>18267991
YOU FUCKER THAT WAS MY MONEY

[Anonymous No.18268089]

>>18267967
Russia is state sanctioned markets. The price of fish varies 500% depending on which part of the country you are in. Looking at market prices around there is wasted effort.

[Anonymous No.18268092]

Cheap ass oil doesn't encourage more investment in renewables and alts. It literally does the opposite.

[Anonymous No.18268095]

>>18268076
Cash and wait for the dump

[Anonymous No.18268099]

>>18268077
You will remember this day for the rest of your life and will never make that mistake again.

Congrats, you are now wiser.

[Anonymous No.18268100]

Whoever mentioned ttm squeeze a few threads ago, god damn that's the tightest shit ever. I was relying on a combination of macd and atr before, but ttm squeeze is so much better.

[Anonymous No.18268101]

>>18268077
>Dump eeet

[Anonymous No.18268102]

>>18267972
I dont think so. At least my broker does not allow it. Only normal trailing.
>>18268014
>Why even live?
No reason to desu.

[Anonymous No.18268103]

FANNIE AND FREDDIE COULD REQUIRE BAILOUT IF LOCKDOWN LASTS - FT
>FANNIE AND FREDDIE COULD REQUIRE BAILOUT IF LOCKDOWN LASTS - FT
FANNIE AND FREDDIE COULD REQUIRE BAILOUT IF LOCKDOWN LASTS - FT
>FANNIE AND FREDDIE COULD REQUIRE BAILOUT IF LOCKDOWN LASTS - FT
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>FANNIE AND FREDDIE COULD REQUIRE BAILOUT IF LOCKDOWN LASTS - FT
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>FANNIE AND FREDDIE COULD REQUIRE BAILOUT IF LOCKDOWN LASTS - FT
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>FANNIE AND FREDDIE COULD REQUIRE BAILOUT IF LOCKDOWN LASTS - FT
FANNIE AND FREDDIE COULD REQUIRE BAILOUT IF LOCKDOWN LASTS - FT
>FANNIE AND FREDDIE COULD REQUIRE BAILOUT IF LOCKDOWN LASTS - FT

[Anonymous No.18268104]

>>18268077

[Anonymous No.18268105]

>>18268076
AMD before it fucking takes off to the moon again.

[Anonymous No.18268110]

>>18268056
There's just not enough selling pressure to push things any lower right now. Maybe when Trump announces the lockdowns will last until September or the oil deal falls through.

[Anonymous No.18268118]

>>18268092
Shh don't tell them. It's like cryptocultists hoping for a financial collapse

[Anonymous No.18268121]

>>18268077
Next time, don't buy deep OTMs that expire in a month, you moron.

[Anonymous No.18268122]

>>18268105
>143 PE

[Anonymous No.18268126]

>>18268087
I tried that and woke up in jail. What do you mean real life is not like my anime's?

[Anonymous No.18268131]

>>18268103
AGAIN??

[Anonymous No.18268132]

>>18268077
Everyone needs to experience it at some point anon. I recommend you do a little more research into how options are priced, learn the greeks, play it safe.

[Anonymous No.18268135]

>fantastic numbers in cars shipped
NOT EVEN 1 DAY PUMP

[Anonymous No.18268137]

>>18267888
I mean youre basically just buying blue chips at that point, nothing wrong there. Depending on the fund you may lose out on some diversification and hedging but if youre really doing top 20 instead of top 5 or 10 it probably wont make a big impact

Do you have enough money to buy all top 20 individual stocks tho? Do you want to manage that many positions?

[Anonymous No.18268138]

>>18268122
>Meanwhile Zoom has 1700 PE

[Anonymous No.18268139]

>>18268103
Didn't they die in 2008? I don't know anything about markets, I just watched the big short 20 times.

[Anonymous No.18268141]

*ring ring ring*
hello, bobo? jerome? bog? orange man? where da rug pull at

[Anonymous No.18268142]

>>18268126
Unironically Jews

[Anonymous No.18268143]

>>18268131
We are just watching reruns right now

[Anonymous No.18268145]

>>18268103
Please let them crumble once and for all

[Anonymous No.18268146]

>"it's crab day"
TOO BAD YOU DIDNT GO ALL IN SMALLCAPS LIKE ME THE GAMBLE KING

[Anonymous No.18268149]

>>18268122
is that good or bad?

[Anonymous No.18268154]

>>18268045
Bear Markets last 2 years on avg, surely there is plenty of IV to be had

[Anonymous No.18268161]

STOP GOING DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18268163]

>>18268045
Wait a minute, of all options leaps are actually the least affected by changes in IV. Shorter term options will swingle wildly as Vega shoots up and down while the Vega of leaps relatively barely moves.

[Anonymous No.18268164]

>>18268131
>>18268139
Yeah they basically did, the US govt literally took them over, and still hold "conservatorship" over Fannie/Freddie

[Anonymous No.18268182]

>>18268142

[Anonymous No.18268183]

Spyd for 25 please bull gods?

[Anonymous No.18268187]

>>18268164
Does that mean the gov is tanking too? How can I short the federal government?

[Anonymous No.18268188]

Did the lucking coffee guys in these threads commit suicide?

[Anonymous No.18268192]

>>18268077
don't worry bro you'll bounce back soon enough
just play it safer (1-10 contracts instead of 90+)

[Anonymous No.18268198]

>>18268163
LEAPs are still affected by IV, if they weren't everybody would buy them instead of the underlying because it's almost free leverage.

[Anonymous No.18268207]

>>18268149
Middling. There's worse companies. Intel is a shit company that baits people with low P/E.

[Anonymous No.18268208]

>>18268149
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/p/price-earningsratio.asp

[Anonymous No.18268215]

>>18268122
>>18268138
The market is buying these memes due to the quality of their earnings. Dont fight the market on this one

[Anonymous No.18268216]

>>18267972
With Schwab you can do it using a conditional order with a basic “if then” set of actions.

[Anonymous No.18268217]

>>18266591
What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.18268231]

Anyone know what time Trump oil exec talks starts and/or if it's live streamed? That's going to cause a slight pump.

[Anonymous No.18268234]

>>18268182
Those are some huge pills.

[Anonymous No.18268239]

>>18267967
>Belneftekhim
I hope he said "excuse me" after that.

[Anonymous No.18268240]

>>18268135
Is that a camel formation?

[Anonymous No.18268243]

>>18268231
There is no way the oil war is over, right?

[Anonymous No.18268258]

>>18268188
People really bought chink starbucks knock-off stocks?
I thought they were mememing.

[Anonymous No.18268259]

>>18268188
They are quarantined in the coffee zone.

[Anonymous No.18268263]

>>18268207
>>18268149
Intel's MC is 230bil
AMD's MC is 50bil

To me this is more telling than the P/E but I'd be lying if I said AMD's P/E is keeping me from adding to my position.

[Anonymous No.18268264]

>>18268135
unironically priced in

[Anonymous No.18268272]

>>18268231
>>18268243
The markets are irrational so yes it will pump oil, especially if he makes more lies up. But the oil war won’t be ended by Trump talking to some oil CEOs who obviously have the same interests as he does

[Anonymous No.18268275]

Netflix.
Is it a good buy? Or train has passed?

[Anonymous No.18268276]

>>18268243
We'll find out monday

[Anonymous No.18268283]

>>18268243
It's not over but never underestimate the Trump shilling and lying. Oil was literally given hope when Trump baited everyone with an oil deal between Russia and SA, even though they never talked like he said.

[Anonymous No.18268286]

>>18268272
So, buy and be ready to dump at a moment's notice?

[Anonymous No.18268290]

>>18268258
I think the Nintendo guy was one of them

[Anonymous No.18268297]

>>18268275
Its a political money laundering scheme with a terrible pe. Go for it

[Anonymous No.18268298]

>>18268275
More demand than ever but their debt is not great. I'll never understand this company.

[Anonymous No.18268309]

>>18268275
Didnt they max out all their debt and are going to slice off a huge amount of original programming? maybe a short term play but dont go long

[Anonymous No.18268312]

>>18268183
I need this too, maybe by EOM

[Anonymous No.18268316]

>>18268263
AMD went from being literal nobodies to being Intelkikes' main competitor and soon they will crush them. Intel is one misstep and a trip from losing their top dog position.

[Anonymous No.18268317]

>>18268076
Go all in on cash. This is a bog market.

[Anonymous No.18268320]

>>18267284
Migrate
>>18267284
Migrate
>>18267284
Migrate
>>18267284
Migrate
>>18267284
Migrate
>>18267284
Migrate
>>18267284
Migrate
>>18267284
Migrate
>>18267284
Migrate
>>18267284
Migrate
>>18267284
Migrate
>>18267284
Migrate
>>18267284
Migrate

[Anonymous No.18268322]

>>18268275
They are dead soon. Disney and others pulling all content, and Netflix was already bleeding cash before corona trying to create their own mediocre content. Of course now they can't create any content at all because no filming/etc is gonna be done this year, meanwhile Fox/Dis/HBO/etc has behemoth libraries of popular content already to lean on

[Anonymous No.18268323]

>>18268198
I know they're affected, what I'm saying is the effect is minimal relative to shorter term stuff so IV crush isn't really going to hurt you enough to worry as long as the market moves in the right direction. I charted Vega over time a while back running a bunch of numbers and that's the conclusion I came up with

[Anonymous No.18268325]

>>18268283
He's having talks on Monday, probably what he was referring to.

[Anonymous No.18268329]

>>18268272
But investors can't be that dumb, right? I mean, I'm a /pol/ tard and all, but it's so obvious when Trump just makes shit up for the hell of it. How can they not see this?

[Anonymous No.18268332]

>>18268316
this, it;s truefax. the qualcomm apple fiasco definitely hurt them a bit

[Anonymous No.18268337]

I would say DOW 5000 is fair market value. 10000 would be an acceptable buying point.

[Anonymous No.18268339]

>>18268329
>Investors can't be that dumb, right?

[Anonymous No.18268340]

>>18268207
Ok so you're saying it's overvalued

[Anonymous No.18268341]

>>18268316
AMD was pretty big in the 2000's you fucking zoomer.

[Anonymous No.18268344]

>>18268264
I personally am not surprised it's falling.
I mean really, automotive is not doing good in a crisis like this..but damn. So this pump was all caused by Tesla fanboys? They are holding bags ALREADY not even a day passed.
I am waiting when it hits at leat 350, but I am not so confident I really want to.

[Anonymous No.18268347]

>>18268103
very bullish, TSLA +852.85%

[Anonymous No.18268359]

>>18268198
But still if you are banking on a year filled with catastrophe/big swings, during that period IV will positively affect leaps as well. You just have to buy before any such fireworks occur.

[Anonymous No.18268362]

>>18268103
also if they failed that would instantly solve our student loan crisis. everyones student debt wiped off overnight. fuck that company we already bailed those fags out in 2008

[Anonymous No.18268369]

>>18268329
They are boomers who think that oil is going to recover by the summer and are using cognitive dissonance to justify that by reading every set of tea leaves they get. They don’t see reality, just what they hope to see

[Anonymous No.18268368]

>>18268187
Buy guns, ammo and gold.

[Anonymous No.18268378]

>>18268329
Back in the early '00s, a literal fake news article about an airline going bankrupt was published. One article. And that stock crashed in an hour because of autistic trading algorithms.

[Anonymous No.18268425]

>>18268341
They were also in the lead when dual cores first came out. My first build, good times.

[Anonymous No.18268463]

>>18268368
I'm German. No guns for me.

Should I long Ford? Every single put I can buy on them is ITM already, lol.

[Anonymous No.18268575]

JEROME TURN ON THE PRINTERRRR!
JEROOOOOOOOOOOME!

[Anonymous No.18268581]

>>18268463
Hans analyze part of the country are you in first. Are you surround by further hans and gretels, or others, that way you need to know what to carry depending on when SHTF. Worst case scenario you can get a knife and maybe look up blackpowder laws in germany. If they aren't as restrictive buy a few blackpowder "antiquite" reproduction revolvers and become like a modern day cuirass.

[Anonymous No.18268585]

>>18268425
AMD has always had the better tech since amd64, and Intel the marketing. The faster processors Intel has made over the last decade were only faster because they cheated, leaving their hardware vulnerable to various attacks.
But high powered slimy marketing wins over technical superiority. People still think AMD is slow shit for poor people when Ryzen has the same or better performance as current Intel CPUs. Intel has seriously become lazy with the R&D over the last several years though, and people who work there often write about how terrible it is, and how nobody can ever get anything done due to infighting. Intel still has the brand lead, but it really is anyone's race.

>>18268463
There's a reasonable possibility that you're simply fucked. Time to grow your skill at being immune to helplessness.

[Anonymous No.18268592]

>>18268575
Anon, the Fed is buying bonds, not stocks. Did you really believe your bags would go up because of Jeromes money printer?

[Anonymous No.18268608]

>>18268581
I bought a baseball bat in February.

[Anonymous No.18268639]

>>18268585
>The faster processors Intel has made over the last decade were only faster because they cheated
Not really an honest assessment. Having better software implementations is not cheating if the effect is realized nonetheless. AMD processors use similar technology, and was just as vulnerable to the same attacks due to speculative execution.

[Anonymous No.18268685]

>>18268608
wrap it in rope and drive some nails through it for bonus damage like your ancestors did during the Great War. Also stay safe Germ bro, and would you have any recommendations for actual German cities to visit if corona chan doesn't wipe us all out, interested in looking to pick up a GGF after I make a killing in the oil rebound.

[Anonymous No.18268748]

>>18268685
>and would you have any recommendations for actual German cities to visit if corona chan doesn't wipe us all out
Anything untouched by WW2. Quedlinburg, rothenburg ob der tauber, Gelnhausen, Regensburg, Bamberg, Heidelberg, Monschau, etc.

[Anonymous No.18268777]

>>18268748
so many ((bergs))

[Anonymous No.18268808]

>>18268777
Berg just means mountain. Until the 19th century most Germans had no surnames. Many people picked their occupation as surname. Jews made up weird names consisting of berg (mountain), stein (stone) and gold. No idea why.

[Anonymous No.18268844]

>>18268808
Possibly could have been forced upon them by the lords of the region like what happened to russian jews, occupational surnames like goldsmith being a common english surname, or someone in their family could have just been creative and wanted people to think that they have a gold mountain.

[Anonymous No.18268865]

>>18268844
I don't know much about the jews, but I think the majority of german jews were bankers and merchants and not peasants like in russia.

[Anonymous No.18268877]

>>18268865
sheckelberg finally makes sense now.

[Anonymous No.18268905]

>>18268844
>>18268865
>>18268877

Fun fact, Rothschild is not pronounced "roth-child", but rather "rowht-shill-t". It literally means red shield. Roth is the archaic spelling of Rot, which means red.

[Anonymous No.18268943]

>>18268877
or goldberg. Its funny because I joke with my family may or may not be jews based on our last name despite none of our ancestors at least that we know of being jews. Supposedly name means honest or honorable and a lot of American jews have it and often ask if we are jewish. Even the guy from the Nixon administration who basically said the CIA invented crack to destroy black family unit has that surname.

[Anonymous No.18269101]

>>18268639
>AMD processors use similar technology, and was just as vulnerable to the same attacks due to speculative execution.
Absolutely wrong. AMD was never vulnerable to meltdown, which is a far more serious and exploitable vuln than spectre 1 and 2. Since these broke, researchers have been poking the new angle with every common processor, and there's a theme: Vulns keep being found in Intel, but nowhere else. TLBleed, ZombieLoad, and Foreshadow are all Intel exclusive. And it's not just their hardware that has a lazy security model. Check the CVE page for Intel and you'll see 208 vulnerabilities across all their software. Lovely shit like privilege escalation and code execution in their various drivers and firmwares.

[Anonymous No.18269171]

>>18269101
Intcels BTFO

[Anonymous No.18269199]

>>18269101
Lol. If you knew who you were talking to; the irony of your statements. C'mon, let's be real. I like AMD too, but you have to be realistic. There was a recent publication I read recently, funded by Intel, of course, that exposes a vulnerability only found on AMD processors. Both are vulnerable to different zero day attacks. It's hardly a reason to prefer one over the other, although it does make for publicity.

[Anonymous No.18269485]

>>18269199
>If you knew who you were talking to
My career is in computer engineering, retard.
>There was a recent publication I read recently, funded by Intel, of course, that exposes a vulnerability only found on AMD processors.
Ryzenfall, Fallout, MasterKey and Chimera. Mostly split apart with bad sounding names because the research was a hit piece. Remember how Intel is good at slimy marketing. They all require administrative access to exploit, making them very low level exploits. You already need to have pwned the machine to pwn the machine. Mostly useless. The only neat one is MasterKey, because it lets you flash the PSP firmware, which isn't supposed to happen. But again, if you have full access to the machine you could flash any number of firmwares in the hardware to make your foothold more persistent.

[Anonymous No.18269546]

>>18269485
>My career is in computer engineering, retard.
I write the papers you read.
>Ryzenfall, Fallout, MasterKey and Chimera
Obviously it was a hit piece, most of these papers are since you have to play the tune to get paid, but vulnerabilities are vulnerabilities. I think I read the one on Chimera in particular.
>bad sounding names
Ryzenfall is actually pretty clever.

[Anonymous No.18269623]

>>18269546
>I write the papers you read.
I don't read trash papers.

[Anonymous No.18269634]

>>18269623
Absolutely seething.

[Anonymous No.18269652]

>>18269634
what paper? washingtonpost? or are you saying you write the documentation for es6 libraries like the big brains do?

[Anonymous No.18269670]

>>18269634
>I was wrong, but I picked nits and I "write papers" so I still feel good about myself