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>> No.18330781
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THEY CANT STOP THE BUYING

>> No.18330790

>boeing now also closes south carolina manufacturing
>may issue new stocks to raise money
>moons 8%
Boeing is airplane shitcoin

>> No.18330791
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>All the signs were there
>I didn't buy

>> No.18330792

>>18330766
Is this market srly so easy to make money? Neither a bull nor a bear, but this shit is too easy. Another 8%+ on the horizon

>> No.18330795
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AMD will hit hit $50 today, I can feel it.

>> No.18330803

>>18330766
What's mad thad up to nowadays?

>> No.18330805

So many people are buying shorts it’s just sending the price up and up

SPY 50k eom, stocks really are shot coins now and this s our 2017 bull run

>> No.18330809

made 50k off of americas fake pump so far. nice.
can't wait to triple of quadruple that when dump comes end of this month

>> No.18330828

Is the crisis over guys?

Gold stocks are mooning right now and I got a few calls for May. Should I cash in and buy some regular stonks?

>> No.18330838

Award for dumbest comment in the previous thread goes to... Anon! For being a trader for 2 years (apparently) and not even understanding what the fuck stock market is.
>>18330669
>>18330754

>> No.18330840

>>18330838
>still no argument
*yawn*

>> No.18330846

Down 30% on SQQQ. Should I cut my losses and buy SSO?

>> No.18330861

>>18330846
Lmao

>> No.18330862

>>18330803
Hopefully still in jail where he belongs
Blast from the past, though. Haven't seen CP USB nigga in time

>> No.18330863
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if someone dies in a hospital but you fail to report it, were they ever alive?

>> No.18330865

how stupid am i for fomoing into long now

>> No.18330867
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18330867

there people ITT RIGHT NOW that missed a generational bottom

>> No.18330868

>>18330840
>>18330838
On that note if you're so smart then why not give me straight answer? I mean this >>18330762
guy did , and >>18330811 made a point.

>> No.18330873

>>18330865
Longs are fine now but you should wait for the Thursday dump.
Actually DCAing ANYTHING right now should be done at EOW dumps

>> No.18330874

>>18330861
:(

>> No.18330883

>>18330873
Why will market dump on Thursday?

>> No.18330895

He sold?

>> No.18330904

>>18330883
Nobody wants to hold bags over a 3 day weekend

>> No.18330906
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18330906

I bought spxs yesterday.
I am afraid.

>> No.18330911

>>18330846
Yes. Don't hold that shit when it turns the wrong way. Learn to do technical analysis. t. day trader that buys both bullish and bearish etf's every trading day

>> No.18330924

>>18330911
>when it turns the wrong way.
I mean, when the trend changes, exit the position.

>> No.18330926

Any news on oil deal? shoulnt it be today?

>> No.18330930
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>>18330906
I bought puts on Lyft and Uber yesterday.
I am indifferent desu.

>> No.18330931

>>18330911
Sorry, let me rephrase. Should I sell tomorrow or wait for EOW dump?

>> No.18330933

>>18330926
turdsday

>> No.18330941

>making money from this fake and gay pump
whatever

>> No.18330947

Casino stock puts at open, I am a bull but we are going to see more downside either later this week or next

>> No.18330963

and you all laughed at me when I all-in bought yesterday and advised you to do the same
LOL
tatoo this on your forehead: THE SP500 WILL NEVER FALL BELOW 2600 AGAIN

>> No.18330968

>>18330931
I'd sell today and cut my losses.

>> No.18330972

>>18330963
Get a trip

>> No.18330977

>>18330868
I already gave you the answer to that question in the last thread (again your indicating how dumb you are). The short answer is I find your stupidity offense. Other's are not so mean.

I see it like this: why the fuck should I explain something to you that you're too lazy to google and instead tax other people's time for out of arrogance.

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>>18330766
any fresh pic of this gentlemen now he is out of prison?

>> No.18331030
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18331030

>Prime minister in hospital on life support
>FTSE up 3.5%

>> No.18331047

>>18331030
>One special person sick
>Why isn't the whole stock market going down?
Is this how /biz/ thinks?

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>>18331030
I like boris, but he's just one person.

>> No.18331055

>>18330931
It’s gonna pump more today and tomorrow, I doubt it’ll dump to today’s lows again on Thursday

>> No.18331057

Now is a good time to invest in WAVES and ETH.

>> No.18331059

>>18331047
>Is this how /biz/ thinks?
Just the dumb bears

>> No.18331064

>>18331030
>A LITERAL FUCKING NOBODY REPLACABLE COG IN THE MACHINE
NO PLS DONT DIE MINISTER IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVE 1000 CANDIDATES FOR YOUR WORTHLESS POSITION LOL

>> No.18331080

>>18330968
>>18331055
Thanks. Painful, but I'll sell and pick up SSO.

>> No.18331095

>>18331047

Its political instability, at a time of crisis already

>> No.18331101

Imagine missing the most predictable bottom in the history of stock markets

>> No.18331104

>>18331057
GTFO

>> No.18331110

>>18331101
nooooo -35% isn't enough, it has to fall -9001%!

>> No.18331119

>>18330977
Lmao you're that typical retard who thinks he's smart but can't give a straight answer once you ask him a fucking question.

>> No.18331120

>>18331101
Honestly this is such an obvious pump of retail bulls and shitty algos. FOMO is going to keep harvesting bulls. It has done this the past 3 weeks.

>> No.18331121
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I bought this shit yesterday, should I just market sell it on the open and pretend it never happened? Is the valuation on the screen accurate, how can the value of my put be calculated if the market is closed?

>> No.18331150
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>>18331121
>should I just market sell it on the open and pretend it never happened?

>> No.18331156

>>18331121
What makes you so confident of this?

>> No.18331173

>>18330766
What is the most economicaly viable way to kys myself?

>> No.18331178

>>18331173
All in on Zoom

>> No.18331182

>>18331080
You might even break even if you jump into soxl

>> No.18331209
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Last chance to pick up semi-cheap call options for september.

>> No.18331210
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18331210

Should I take my profit and sell this ?

>> No.18331214

>>18331182
>SOXL up 30%
This fucking market makes no sense.

>> No.18331221

>>18331173
walk into the ocean with bricks tied to your body. fish will eat you, and nobody has to clean you up

>> No.18331228

>>18331214
I don’t question it, I hopped on at $90 yesterday and am riding it to the bank

>> No.18331230

>>18331173
BUY MY BAGS

>> No.18331232

>>18331210
ask yourself - how much is enough, and how much happier will you be

>> No.18331240

>>18331150
>>18331156
>>18331156
>>18331150
05/22 2150 put on SPX
I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. Apparently it's down 20% since yesterday according to the valuation on my trading account. How is it calculating this value if the market is closed? Has it priced in the inevitable green dildo on opening, or is this shit going to go even lower once market opens?

This is literally the first time I've traded options or boomerstocks

>> No.18331248

>>18331210
you can't go broke turning a profit.

>> No.18331270

>the joke airline stock I bought is now nearly green
The secret to running a successful business all along was to not actually do business.

>> No.18331272

>>18331240
it probably looks at futures. I also cant sell my shit since it's worth 0.0. I can however buy it for 0.02...

>> No.18331273
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well i had 30k saved up in savings for a nice down payment, not planning on buying a house since waiting for the market to crash. Still have 6k for emergency funds. Mostly going to put it in energy and go long. Blogging this and screencapping it so i can feel regret a year from now

>> No.18331277

>>18331230
>>18331221
>>18331178
Jk, I'm stil up 25% but I was +200% at one point...

>> No.18331278

>>18331240
Price Is always changing, some brokers let you buy/sell from 4am to 8pm

>> No.18331283

>>18331210
that being said why not just use a trailing stop order?

>> No.18331289

>>18331277
then stop complaining, pussy

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>>18331273
part 2 of suicide blog

>> No.18331296

>>18330790
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.18331319

>>18331273
>gambling with sacred money
>using lolRH
You deserve to go bankrupt

>> No.18331321

>>18330846
They can't maintain this pump when the economy hadn't improved. Fuck hold so you won't regret it when it shits the bed

>> No.18331323

takin profits at open?

>> No.18331329
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What are some good undervalued stocks right now?

>> No.18331339

>>18331329
All of them
Just don't be super greedy and go for shale stock.

>> No.18331348

>>18331120
Cope

>> No.18331351

>>18331283
I sold, I have weak hands.

>> No.18331354

>>18331323
No, take profits at close Wednesday.

>> No.18331358

Javier Blas@JavierBlas
BREAKING: Exxon Mobil cuts its capital spending 30% for 2020, down to $23 billion (from an original target of $33 billion)


does that mean buy?

>> No.18331361

>>18331339
MRO :(

>> No.18331363

>>18331321
I agree, but I bought into SQQQ at $24, so I might be better off switching to a bull ETF and then back to a bear ETF when the trend changes.

>> No.18331364

I lost 3.5k shorting the s&p already. Fake market. I don't understand how it's going UP when the economy is going DOWN. MAKES NO SENSE.

>> No.18331366

>>18331291
OKE had one of the biggest debts lel

>> No.18331375

>>18331364
>fake
guess you are immune to hopium and flattening the dick curve.

>> No.18331382

>>18331364
20k here :^)

>> No.18331387

>>18331364
Unlimited QE.

>> No.18331418

>>18331121
>>18331121
>>18331121

Someone tell me honestly, how retarded was 1 (from 1 to 10) to buy into this position, and should I just sell now? I can't believe this thing lost 20% OVERNIGHT, the expiry date is 6 weeks from now??? Wtf

>> No.18331419

>>18331387
thats not how QE works goddamit

>> No.18331427

is everyone allowed to get tests in the US right now? I've read on various places that the CDC still has strict guidelines on who not to test. any burgers here with the scoop?

>> No.18331440

>>18331278
>>18331272
Ok, but if the market opens exactly as expected absed on futures prices, will this option dump even more, or has it already been priced in?

>> No.18331448

>>18331427
tests have become wayyy more available, my grandparents were scared and got tested yesterday.

>> No.18331449
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>>18331364
>fake
On obvious double top was forming, you fell for the most obvious bear trap in human history, enjoy watching your puts go to zero

>> No.18331457

>>18331440
It will dump more

>> No.18331466

>>18331119
I could of but chose not too.

Now you're coping and baiting. Calm down, nurse your ego and use google next time.

To trade a stock you require a buyer and a seller.
>Are you with me so far retard?
If a buyer thinks they can get a stock at a lower price they won't buy.
>Here comes the point where your question shows a complete lack of understanding of THE most basic principle of the stock market becomes evident.
There can be no seller without a buyer.

I was pissed off because you're an arrogant moron.
>Instead of halting trading why don't you just halt trading? That way sellers can sell to nobody and not loose money.

>> No.18331470

Do aspies buying puts produce the same or comparable market pressure as someone placing a 100x short order?

>> No.18331475

>>18331448
well I guess it's just bear cope on twitter then.

>> No.18331478

any turbo autist trader here knows why carbon emission futures are mooning? CFI2Z0
i'm up 400% from a random bet

>> No.18331482

>>18331427
Depends where you live, my state now refuses to test people in counties with enough confirmed cases and you still have to show all symptoms and have been near a confirmed case it out of the country in the last 2 weeks, and then it can still be refused by the state.

>> No.18331505

>>18331419
How does it work, what am I misunderstanding?

>> No.18331508

>>18331364
the market doesn't focus about what's happening at the current moment, that's PRICED IN. it cares about what's possible in the future, and risk/price adjusts accordingly.

>> No.18331515

>>18331482
same situation here

>> No.18331524

>>18331466
Clearly shows that you're terrible at reading comprehension.
If no one wants to buy then the order won't get filled, but someone will still inevitably buy at those prices albiet with lower volume, So let me ask you again, why freeze the whole thing when you could just limit down? Futures does it, why not do it instead of cirquit breakers is what I'm asking stupid nigger.

>> No.18331533

Britbong with £5k lying around, is it going to get worse before I throw my money into stocks?

>> No.18331543

>>18331508
It's not like it's just the pandemic dip, it was an inflated bubble all along.

>> No.18331544

>>18331419
it's almost as if most of the posts here are stupid, uneducated opinions

>> No.18331547

>>18331478
politics are going to pump all stimulus in carbon-free industries. not billions but trillions.

>> No.18331562

>>18331533
how is bojo doing? best news source i found on that was thesun. probably not the most reliable.

>> No.18331564

Can anyone with Robinhood do me a favor? I know it allows you to "buy" bitcoin, but can you short it too?

>> No.18331565
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>>18331543
>it's the everything bubble!!

>> No.18331566

>>18331533
yes

>> No.18331568
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Where does the FED get the money for QE and repo ops? Remember, they have an official zero reserve req.

>> No.18331572

>>18331543
Not exactly. The panic crash was from people getting liquidated because of leveraged longs. This is behind us. As for debt bubble, it hasnt bursted yet,and goverments around the world will try to do everything to avoid it.

>> No.18331578

>>18331568
the future

>> No.18331579

>boeing
Damn, I should have bought at 120
its already 162

>> No.18331581

>>18331547
am i going to become a millionaire if i keep holding this 10x leverage then?

>> No.18331594

>>18331579
yesterday only was +20%
imagine a profit of 20% in one day without any leverage.

>> No.18331603
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KO chads where you at? We're pretty comfy today boys.

>> No.18331606

Many Korean individual investors are now putting money into the market, and they're now accounting for a considerably larger trading volume than usual time as they sought to buy cheapie of companies like Samsung. Some of them do it with loan. They have gained the name "Donghak gaemi".

>> No.18331609

>>18331562
All I've heard is that he's in ICU and has been given oxygen, but isn't on a ventilator. It was announced yesterday when his de facto deputy said that Johnson was still leading the government but also that he'd last spoken to him on Saturday. That last thing makes me think he's really not doing well.

>> No.18331608

>>18331581
>am i going to become a millionaire if i keep holding this 10x leverage then?
probably not because carbon emissions trading was rigged from the beginning. there are way too many certificates as there would be a steering effect. its a nothingburger but could be okish for short term speculation.

>> No.18331613

>>18331578
I know companies are obliged to return the liquidity coverage with interest, but where do they get the initial money from? The companies lent to could technically still fail.

>> No.18331617

>CCL premarket

Holy shit!

>> No.18331634

>>18331547
But wouldn't politicians relax carbon requirement for industry in order to help recovery? Also the reduced energy consumption and reduced travelling also mean less carbon emission and less need of carbon emission credit

>> No.18331635

>>18330766
>tfw making back all my lost money by going in on Boeing

Should I dump more money into it at this? Wish I had done this sooner.

>> No.18331636

>>18330790
It's just Boomers propping that shit up at this point.
They have a LOT of hurdles as an organization before I'd ever invest in them again.

>> No.18331645

>>18331617
time to fix sweet profits

>> No.18331647

>>18331565
Are you denying the existence of debt-bubbles?

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>>18331617

>> No.18331652

>>18330947
>but we are going to see more downside either later this week or next

Nope, its over.

>> No.18331654

>>18331636
They are also a stratrgic US asset,way too big and important to fall

>> No.18331655

>>18331609
i'd say he needs to rest. there are many many cases of doctors from different cunts that collapsed and died due to too much work and too few rest especially in connection with the virus.
he had probably an 18-20 hours day for weeks and is weakened to the bone.
i think chances are not too bad that he will do fine after some days with less stress.

>> No.18331656

>>18331608
it moves so slowly but just keeps going up.. if it reverses to previous levels i'm going to have a +1200% return or more on this shit
who even trades this shit anyway

>> No.18331664

>>18331609
Didn't Johnson let Dominic Raab lead the government instead?

>> No.18331665

>>18331565
>any bit of reality i dont like only exists because of reddit
retard

>> No.18331666

>>18331634
>>18331608
there are way more certificates on the market than needed for any steering effect. they dont have to loosen anything because its loose af already.

>> No.18331673

Would Trump getting corona'd be bvllish or bearish?

>> No.18331675

what's up with APHA? how come number keeps changing? I thought premarket started at 8am

>> No.18331679

>>18331652
>10million+ unemployed
>its over
delusional

>> No.18331681

How the fuck divvys work?
What the fuck a DPS vs the yield?

>> No.18331687

>>18330790
What about aircraft engine makers? How are they doing?
>>18331654
But that doesn't mean they need to remain in the hand of investors.

>> No.18331691

>>18330791
the signs all show that we should continue down for a year.

>> No.18331699

>>18331691
except the single most important one that goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18331700
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I bought this a week ago at .47 and I sold at .49 and I am stupid.

>> No.18331702

>>18331654
>strategic asset
This meme really needs to end.
Remember what happened to GM? That can happen here too.

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T
CMCSA
SWPPX
SWTSX
SWISX
GE
KO
KDP
BKR
KHC
ONTX
VIACA
DIS

The only one I plan to sell is ONTX when the time is ripe. The others will be held and grown over the next 26 years time. Then I'll turn off the Drip/sell a bit of my funds as needs dictate once those 26 years have passed and still hold on to them till my death. I'll screw my heirs in my will, why should they get a head start? I sure as hell didn't. Maybe I'll leave it all in some sort of trust guarded against reckless actions. But now this is all speculation and shit, hell I'm a long way still from the nursing home bed.

>> No.18331710

>>18331699
can't wait until a gallon of milk costs more than a share in AMD.
you reap what you sow.

>> No.18331713

>>18330766
When's the crash happening lads?

>> No.18331721

How's the OPEC meeting gonna turn out, and is the oil price gonna go up or down?

>> No.18331722

>>18330846
Withdraw your money and learn to trade with a practice account.

>> No.18331723

>>18331713
March 23rd

>> No.18331724

>>18331713
crash is cancelled. Only bulltime now

>> No.18331727

>>18331713
its over. businesses are fully functioning again. Corona has been defeated. all we had to do was believe!
it really is a return to normal!

>> No.18331729

>>18331708
Cash out your shares into a mix of different physical assets and/or metals.
Then hide the loot all over the world in different places.
Leave the first clue at your funeral.
Let the games begin....

>> No.18331733

>>18331702
you cant compare any carmaker with boeing. there is nothing else than boeing for the us. producing a car is a joke compared to a plane. as you can clearly see even boeing tends to be shitty in that discipline. while in aviation the cost are way less important than with carmakers.

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>>18331713
today

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had a dream oil crashed

>> No.18331745
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>>18331734

>> No.18331746

>>18331735
why was it?

>> No.18331750

>>18331729
Is this legal?

>> No.18331751

>>18330766
It's all about commodities, boys!
Brace yourselves.

>> No.18331753

>>18331734
Sorry to tell you. But obviously today wont be anything then bull, except sudden nuclear war time appears.

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I got hired on by XOM a year ago and looked at my 401k. do I just not look at it for awhile? its depressing to see me putting the max and then see -25% rate of return

>> No.18331761

>>18331524
Last response you're getting from me. Why are you coping so hard? Are you that fragile?

>why not do it instead of cirquit breakers is what I'm asking stupid nigger.
because it doesn't make a difference you goofy fuck!

>Question, instead of halting trading whenever a circuit breaker has been tripped , why not freeze the market price instead, that way sellers can still get out without losing much money and without lowering the value of the asset?
My reading comprehension is fine. You're pretending you asked something less retarded.

You're like toilet paper.

>> No.18331766

>>18331735
it's going to crash

>> No.18331772

Ok niggers,real question. Will we see euphoric buying at the core session?

>> No.18331775
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Suggestions on sectors I should diversify into fellas? I am pretty heavy on oil right now.

>> No.18331776

>>18331654
The stock price still makes no sense even as an eternal zombie feasting on GIBS
GE was a carmaker, sure, and not under the umbrella of "national defense" but its gibs was only temporary and its still a profitable business venture.
Buying Boeing stock is basically hoping that the Fed literally starts buying shares. Which is honestly not that unlikely.

>> No.18331777

welp, i am about to withdraw my money
the market is now too expensive for me to invest in
worst """bear""" market ever

>> No.18331780

hey why does the price change for stuff before 8:00

>> No.18331782

>>18331750
If you bury a chest full of gold bars somewhere, or dump one into the sea, who is going to say anything?
1) It's abandoned, so anyone can claim it
2) you'll be dead, so even if it's illegal, then who cares.

>> No.18331788

>>18331775
How about other essential industries or ones with nonelastic demand? Things like utilities, food distributors, insurance companies, etc.?

>> No.18331789

>>18331775
tech

>> No.18331793

>>18331777
>the market is now too expensive for me to invest in
>worst """bear""" market ever
this

>> No.18331795

>>18331776
>Buying Boeing stock is basically hoping that the Fed literally starts buying shares. Which is honestly not that unlikely
You said it.
Anyway, I wouldn't take myself seriously. Who the fuck knows what happens.

>> No.18331796

>>18331754
I converted mine to a stable fund in March 11 and avoided that big hit. Just don't look.

>> No.18331797

>>18331780
the non-goys get to trade before the market opens for the masses like you. thats where most of the price movement takes place.

>> No.18331798

>>18331617
>HOLY SHIT IT'S GOING UP 16%
>ONLY $50 MORE UNTIL ITS PEAK
shut the fuck up you absolute fucking retard

>> No.18331800

>>18331780
warm up session for the algos

>> No.18331801

>>18331655
Yeah agreed, but he's also had something like 10 days of fever which must be grim for even a healthy young fit person to go through. Must be exhausted.
>>18331664
Yeah, Raab was given the (usually honourary) title of First Secretary of State which means he's now running the govt on his behalf.

>> No.18331805

In a bit more serious maters how have your 401ks faired during this shit time? During the 2018 winter mega dip mine took a 5,000 haircut. I'm guessing the loss will be at least 10,000 this time.

>> No.18331806

>>18331710
dont care i own shares in the company selling the milk

>> No.18331807

>>18331761
Why are (You) projecting so hard? You clearly know less than me judging from all of your replies so far.

>> No.18331810

>>18331788
>insurance companies
do you have an idea on how those insurance companies work?
pro-tip: have a closer look at the value of assets of allianz. what do you think these assets are worth now?

>> No.18331813

>>18331030
Of course it'll boost the markets. A leader dying means the party (and thus the City) can put in whoever they want unopposed

>> No.18331814

>>18331775
Fapple, Microshit, etc

>> No.18331815

>>18331655
The chances of permanent lung damage go way up if you need oxygen or to be intubated. Not that it causes it but usually means the damage is enough,

>> No.18331816

wtf oil dumping FAST

>> No.18331819

>>18331788
Will take a look at those for sure. I was under the impress that utilities etc are not as profitable since demand is pretty predictable.

>>18331789
Was looking at MSFT but thought I lose my chance on that one. Any other suggestions for companies with a large upside?

>> No.18331822

>>18331806
>holy fuck /biz/ why does a gallon of milk cost more than my portfolio??? I don't get it, can't they just print me more monopoly money???
>wait, what's inflation?

>> No.18331824

>holding MRO
>idk wtf to do
people keep saying to stay away from shale so i feel like it's going to turn down but MRO seems to be disconnected from oil at large

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>>18331798
OOOOOOOOOOOOO WE MADE IT BROS!!!!!

>> No.18331828

>>18331814
I can't invest in Apple, its a company that is doomed to fail due to lack of innovation and price gouging its normie customers. Been looking at MSFT but I think I might have missed it.

>> No.18331832

>>18331819
Kikebook is kinda cheap

>> No.18331837

>>18331816
whats you source of the price? investing.com seems to be delayed by eternities.

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>>18331822
Isn't that a tag on the panda?

>> No.18331841

Best to wait to buy in for a big dip or we thinking its gonna keep bulling when it opens?

>> No.18331848

>>18331798
>He didn't buy when the saudi's did

NGMI

>> No.18331849

>>18331819
AMD , NVDA or TSLA if you can take risks. MSFT is still a good choice if you're looking to go long.

>> No.18331850

>>18331828
microsoft is partnered with chainlink... v bullish for msft

>> No.18331853

>>18331828
>its a company that is doomed to fail
Apple have more money than god

>> No.18331863

The main thing beginners tend to overlook when jumping into the market is risk management. Before you get in a trade, know when to exit when shit goes south.

Protect your capital. Don't just rely on your gradeschool attempt at fundamentals.

>> No.18331866

Bearbros? Do we still have anymore hope? I'll give it to the end of the week then I give up.

>> No.18331870

>>18331828
Dear god, check out Apples Cash reserves. This company will survive for decades.

>> No.18331872

>>18331828
it is the only tech company that isnt doing saas or cloud shit. it is unironically the most innovative company on the planet.

>> No.18331874

>>18331828
Apple has some of the best surplus at the moment along with, Microsoft, Google, and so on. I hate apple products, but people flock to them. Can't wait until they sell Bluetooth accessories for anus temperature reporting to fight future outbreaks.

>> No.18331876

>>18331841
It's going to keep bulling. Honestly might reach back to 29.5k by end of month at this rate. It's ridiculous.

>> No.18331880

>>18331828
Foreigners and simps love apple shit

>> No.18331884

>>18331866
it's probably gonna open at current futures and drop from there to 0% or below

>> No.18331886

>>18331828
What's it like having a brain with no wrinkles?

>> No.18331889

>>18331849
>NVDA
>AMD

You don't think those guys are over bought? They are barely off the pre-crash high.

>> No.18331897

>>18331872
>innovative
I think you meant lucrative.

>> No.18331899

Tokyo goes into to full quarantine, the declining number of fatalities/new cases is confirmed to be due to lack of reporting said statistics. Priced in and bullish af?

>> No.18331902

>>18331866
SQQQ is near all time low, it's a steal!

>> No.18331906

>>18331889
Everyone works from home. So they buy laptops and connect to data centers.

>> No.18331907

>>18331819
>I was under the impress that utilities etc are not as profitable since demand is pretty predictable.
That is literally what you are basing your oil buys on. The point is that they will recover nearly instantly so they are valuable to generate growth that you can put into longer value stocks.
>>18331828
You mention that but MSFT is doing the same thing. It is trying hard to ape the mobile OS that are going to replace it for the casual crowd. Hell, I think most normies can do most of what they want a computer for with their phones.

>> No.18331910

>>18331884
futures are already dropping.
probably right.

>> No.18331914

>>18331889
Everything is overbought right now so unless you want to wait for the bubble to pop then I'd DCA now.

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>>18331866
Ironically this will probably be the time to turn bear.

>> No.18331920

Is there any alternative to investing.com

>> No.18331923

>>18331754
>I got hired on by XOM
They hiring geologists still? XTO ops geo looks pretty comfy.

>> No.18331924

>>18331866
remember friday is bank holiday

>> No.18331925

>>18331899
european cases are not really declining either
yesterday were actually up (percentage-wise)
it does not really matter, it's a clown market

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>>18331920
>>>/biz/smg

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>>18331910

>> No.18331937

>>18331652
Fuck you and buy spy calls then, faggot. Put your money where your mouth is.

>> No.18331939

>>18331910
Oh, so now we call a 3.5% crab futures, dropping? :) Fucking shizos.

>> No.18331941

>>18331897
yes, their airpods sales alone could have a higher marketcap than like 70% of the SPY 500 stocks

>> No.18331944

>>18331923
my coworker has a gelogist degree but is a lab technician

>> No.18331950

>>18331932
I meant as a real time info feeder.

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JNUG

>> No.18331955

>>18331872
>doing cloud shit
I thought they are for phone storage?

>> No.18331957

>>18331907
Except my oil buys are WAYYYYyyy off their normal trading range. Utilities barely moved. There is a huge upside on oil. Once we return to regular trading prices I am selling the oil.

>>18331907
You are ignoring all the other industries that MSFT is in, data, cloud etc.

>>18331914
I can wait for sure and plan to. I am just trying to get some picks together. I am at ~45% still in cash and waiting for another dip.


>>18331906
No one is buying anything right now.

>> No.18331960

>wake up
>+3%
Unbelievable

>> No.18331961

>>18331899
Current news are already priced in. Market speculates on possible future, and most people are optimistic now.

>> No.18331962

how to short the yen

>> No.18331963

>>18331899
yes. just buy. I don't care anymore.
>>18331939
good morning I see you just woke up. they were almost at 5%.
in fact they fell 50 points between when I last checked (30 minutes ago) and now.

oh god. you're getting me horny. like. you ACTUALLY gave me a boner.
Last time I got called a schizo it was BagHolderExtraordinaire. He called me a schizo on February 26th. Oh my god. OH MY GOD. IM GOING TO FUCKING CUM.

>> No.18331964

>>18331955
Yes they are. Anon doesn't know what he's talking about.

>> No.18331966

>>18331955
of course they have cloud, they also have saas, they just dont sell/advertise them as such

>> No.18331969

>>18331937
I think its very possible this bounce lasts for awhile but when earnings start coming its going to sell off again, not everyone earnings will be as good as nikes, lulu even beat earnings and got hammered...

>> No.18331970

>>18330846
cut out of bad trades early anon, no reason to stay in them

>> No.18331975

>>18331960
they just dropped over 50 points. we hit the top.

>> No.18331982

>>18331960
>wake up
>in the morning feeling like p diddy

>> No.18331987

>>18331969
Unironically right now the more revenue a company has the worse its stock is performing

>> No.18331988

>>18331966
>Literally naming their solution iCloud

>> No.18331991

So market go up Thursday?

>> No.18331995

are markets closed monday?

>> No.18331997

>>18331955
>>18331964
icloud is not the same as AWS or microsoft asure

>> No.18331998

>>18331899
>Tokyo goes into to full quarantine,
No they aren't
Also Japanese news say that trains will continue to run at current frequency until like 40% train company staffs get infected

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$400 -> $5,000 -> $100

Thanks Jerome

>> No.18332004

Bear here

Considering how fake and gay this market is, I believe the best way to make money is doing the dumbest the dumbest thing imaginable.

Should I go all in on ford calls, Hilton calls, or CCL calls?

Oh, I should actually buy calls for some insolvent fracking company’s that’s declaring bankruptcy next week, I’m sure those are going to look this week too.

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>>18331907
>your oil buys
>>18331957
>my oil buys
The noun here would be purchases, you smelly wetbacks. Buys is a present tense verb.

>> No.18332008

shouldn't YCS moon when japan goes into lockdown?

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I feel like we might have just started the greatest short squeeze of our lives...

>> No.18332011

>>18331957
>No one is buying anything right now.

You should tell micron then

>In China, lower consumer demand was offset by stronger data center demand due to increased gaming, e-commerce and remote-work activity.

>Looking to the third quarter, as these trends also take shape worldwide, data center demand in all regions looks strong and is leading to supply shortages. In addition, we are seeing a recent increase in demand for notebooks used in the commercial and educational segments to support work-from-home and virtual learning initiatives occurring in many parts of the world.

https://www.fool.com/earnings/call-transcripts/2020/03/25/micron-technology-inc-mu-q2-2020-earnings-call-tra.aspx

>> No.18332013

>>18331988
lol i dont use apple products

>> No.18332017

>>18331997
That just mean they aren't offering anything B2B

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>>18331735
Never going to happen, it is only going up.

>> No.18332021

>https://www.bloomberg.com//news/articles/2020-04-07/wall-street-s-more-divided-than-ever-as-forecasts-run-the-gamut?srnd=markets-vp
>Rallying Market Makes a Mockery of Every Effort to Forecast It
>“I don’t think there is any edge anybody can have in predicting. This is one situation even the most senior analysts have said, ‘I have no model, I have no insight in what could turn the market from here,’” said Michael Antonelli, managing director and market strategist at Baird. “Forecasts are just all over the place -- it’s just outright throwing a dart.”

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18332028

>>18331969
Pretty sure bad earnings are priced in. Not a single person things anyone is going to beat estimates. Plus a lot of them got ahead of it and lowered estimates back in Feb.

>> No.18332029

anyone else thinks this is just jim simons having fun with the market with this giga algos

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>>18332005
Oil purchase is what you do at a gas station.
An oil buy is purchasing an oil related asset or commodity future.
You retard.

>> No.18332035

>>18332021
I think of shit like this anytime someone says the word "smart money".
it is literally a repeat of 08. They know it's all fake and nobody fucking cares. The normies think it must be all by the books because green number good.
>>18332028
is the total collapse of the housing market priced in?

>> No.18332036

>>18331987
When the market was shit. Kroger did well, and when the market does well, it crabs

>> No.18332037

>>18332021
bullish!

>> No.18332041

bvllish

>> No.18332045

Why speculate when you can buy indexes?
Own everything, cant lose.

>> No.18332047

>>18331995
No just Friday

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>>18332000

>> No.18332050
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>>18332005

>> No.18332053

so bears have been officially BTFO?

>> No.18332054

>>18332021
He didn't buy the dips

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>>18332034
Nice dictionary, spic. You have to go back.

>> No.18332059

>>18330828
That’s the last thing you should do

>> No.18332060

>>18332035
>it is literally a repeat of 08
no it isnt. the situation is completely different from many aspects.
yet its no guarantee that the outcome will be good.

>> No.18332066

>>18332055
See
>>18332050
If you want to be retarded, you can go back to /pol/. The designated retard overflow board of /b/

>> No.18332068

>why the gains
Because the fed made a plan to pump every Monday and friday to stabilize the economy and a bailout happen. This should last till mid summer maybe. So we have to see after if growth is real and the virus is gone

>> No.18332069

>>18330846
No, you make up for it by buying more sqqq

>> No.18332078

>>18332045
because you can get better returns with an actively managed account, and im pretty sure everyone owning ETF's long term got dunked on by the crash so it's not as safe as you might think.

>> No.18332082

Any oil storage fags here? I like STNG but have a few others like FRO

>> No.18332084

>>18332045
You speculate now to grow your reserves. Once the market and VIX calms the fuck down, you settle into boomer stocks or long term ETFs

>> No.18332088

>>18332066
>If you want to be retarded
I'm not the one who can't tell a verb from a noun, retard.

>> No.18332089

>>18332069
I did that yesterday already and it just went down more. Being a bear is sad.

>> No.18332091

Fuck this. i’m just buying Raytheon and forgetting I have stocks until war breaks out.

>> No.18332092

>>18332060
many things have changed, the situation is different.
but the actions are exactly the same.
beg for fed money, sell shares to unsuspecting retards, pull the rug out and make billions.

it was always planned. this was going to happen within the next 2-3 years but Corona forced their hands.

>> No.18332096

Anyone else's CNBC stream having lots of hiccups and disconnections?

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I designed this trade. Thoughts?

>> No.18332126

>>18332108
put it in words

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>>18332047
ah thank you anon

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>>18332126
desu I don't even know myself. I just like to trade calendars, straddles and butterflies because they're neutral. I just fiddle around with the expiry and strikes until the P/L open is positive.

>> No.18332137

>>18332092
what do you think how long will the bear market exist? and probably a hint when it will begin?
this could last for years because they've thrown out nearly all they had. what could they offer now as support? they actually lend printed shekels directly. next step would be nationalization.

>> No.18332144

>>18332091
You could have picked AMD or Nvidia so you would still be good regardless if there's war.

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I can’t wait for a company to go bankrupt to bring these retard FOMO boomers back to reality

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>>18331775
Cruise lines

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1 hour

>> No.18332156

>>18332092
This. Gullible retards are falling for the same bull delusion and are going to be left holding the bags for financial institutions again.

>> No.18332160

The story of every Bear ITT:

>I got too greedy because im a doomer faggot who fails to recognize that there was a 30% drop in the DOW. I Failed to recognize that 18,000 was the bottom even though it literally cannot go lower 15,000 due to inflation. But no, i kept using meme lines and shitty memes to justify my retardation, not taking the 10,000 point drop in front of me, cuz its gotta go lower right?

>> No.18332161

best inverse leveraged s&p500?

>> No.18332163

>>18332144
War is way more reliable.

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>>18332145
That's not going to happen.

meme related

>> No.18332167

>>18332161
$SPSX

>> No.18332170

>>18332144
should i go long on AMD and NVDA?

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>>18332164
You can’t bail out every company in America

>> No.18332175

>>18332137
depends.
the DOW could reach new ATH by the end of the month. the federal government has shown that they are willing to risk dropping the dollar to nothing as long as the green number go up.
this could be the start of an infinite bull run.
>>18332156
I'm a little scared because they could be right. stocks could keep going up forever.
just means that your 100,000 dollar home becomes a 1,000,000 home. and you get to drop a benjamen on a gallon of milk every week. Hey, as long as the DOW goes up, right?

>> No.18332178

>>18332084
>>18332078
Just submitted my order for XIC.
I'm all in!
Speculators and bears can get fucked. This market is going up and I now sit at the top of the wave.

>> No.18332182

>muh bear/bull team
The only way you people would lose in this scenario is you stick to one side then again, most people here barely know what the fuck they are doing.

>> No.18332184

>muh bear/bullfags!
Grow the fuck up. The way this market’s acting right now should be concerning for everyone.

>> No.18332183

>>18332170
No wait for a dip, do not buy in a rally unless you are going to hold for the long term(2-3 years+)

>> No.18332185

im glad its over. even though I lost a bunch of money, I don't have to be worried about it anymore.

>> No.18332186

anyone here longing corn?

>> No.18332187

>>18332173
they can. They don't care if millions starve.
the DOW cannot stay below 20k. every DOW point is worth 100 American lives.

>> No.18332196

>>18332184
it makes absolutely 0 sense but I am printing so I love it

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How many people are selling at open? I’m going to magnify this number and see if it works like how we are testing for coronavirus. Magnifying a cell

>> No.18332199

>>18332173
That's true some companies will go under, but the ones that matter won't. Either way they want to pump the markets so that's what they will do.

>> No.18332201

>>18332175
>the federal government has shown that they are willing to risk dropping the dollar to nothing as long as the green number go up.
This was my doomer capitulation moment. The federal government basically said they are going to do every single thing even rewrite the rules to make everything go up again. Nothing else matters at that point.

>> No.18332202

I'm so glad things are returning to normal.

>> No.18332203

>>18332182
its a very cartoonish outlook on life.
I cannot understand people who actually say "fuck you bears" like people who short are responsible for crashing everything.

it's like blaming gravity for plane crash.

>> No.18332205

>>18332144
Cut loose from AMD and bought KO beetus juice instead.

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>ze bull trap iz zet, prepair ze doomp

>> No.18332208

>>18332197
The selloff is Wednesday night

>> No.18332210

>>18332149
>cruise lines
>boeing
>physical stores
all sound like great investments. this market is completely fucked

>> No.18332216

>muh bear/bull
Come on people the market it doing exactly what it should be doing under these circumstances at this exact time.

>> No.18332220

>>18332203
It’s a meme you dip

>> No.18332223

>>18332183
All I've been buying are long term holds.

>> No.18332224

>>18332197
I bought on last rally. Trying to unload some of it while its green again

>> No.18332233

>>18332216
Profitting off the panic of retail investors?

>> No.18332234

>>18332186
YES. I've called it fake and gay but the time is now and it feels good watching my corn and stonks go up at the same time. Banks are gonna load up on crypto with all their helicopter money. It's the next step in their degeneracy.

>> No.18332250

>>18332149
cruise lines should not even exist.
who the fuck goes on a cruise? they're disgusting.

I voted for Trump and I've never felt more sick in the stomach than when I heard that he wanted to fucking help CRUISE LINES.
what the FUCK is this joke of a fucking economy. I get Boeing. I get car manufacturers. CRUISE SHIPS????? what the FUCK.
casinos are better than that garbage.

>>18332220
something something pretending to be retarded and you'll be surrounded by people who think they're in good company.
the memes are great. I will agree, but some people take this bear/bull shit very seriously.

>> No.18332251

>>18332222

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>> No.18332259

>>18331963
And once again, someone was completely wrong. Futures jumped your magical 50 points again.

>> No.18332261

>>18332186
>corn
Why, isn't rice better ?

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18332272

OH I THINK I AM GOING TO SAY THE N WORD I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

>> No.18332274

>>18332149
This is one of those things that make me think I’m fucked in any situation.

>> No.18332276

>>18331547
it just keeps fucking increasing and now i'm at +500%

>> No.18332277

>>18332272
>NET LOSSES

>> No.18332282

>>18332167
isin available?

>> No.18332284

>>18332259
are you high?
you actually made me look. a few hours ago they had 800+ points.
see that? i think im making out a 7. 800 doesnt lead with 7. i think the numbers between 700 and 799 lead with 7.

>> No.18332292

>>18332276
sell now before you know the pain of missing the top of a leveraged ETF.

>> No.18332299

>>18332234
no i meant /zc you sperg

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>>18332129
Don't mention it

>> No.18332317

>>18332292
only a tiny interest cost on this for keeping overnight, it doesn't decay a lot

>> No.18332318

>the market moves in advance pricing in the future!
What a fucking joke. No one gives a shit what the fuck happens even 3 months out if they can pump and dump now.

>> No.18332320

>>18332284
+822 now, wtf is wrong with shizos?

>> No.18332332

>>18332320
you're not looking at the same chart or ticker I am I guess.

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>>18332299
I'm so fucking stupid man, excuse my stupidity.

>> No.18332340

>>18332276
how much did you put in?

>> No.18332341

>>18332292
https://www.investing.com/commodities/carbon-emissions-streaming-chart
that's the thing btw

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18332346

I hope there is a red day this week so I can buy more.

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18332357

I haven't slept a single hour and my yesterday's profits were wiped out by my short ETFs taking a shit.

>> No.18332359

>>18332341
I don't know shit about carbon emissions. Sorry m8.

>> No.18332370

>>18332359
neither do i, i just looked at the chart for the certificate of this and thought it could reverse for extreme gains

>> No.18332373

make a new thread, you fucking retards

>> No.18332377

>>18332261
corn is used to make ethanol in place of oil so with oil prices rising corn should as well.

>> No.18332384

>>18332282
He meant SPXS.

>> No.18332386

>>18332373
we're only on page 4 faggot

>> No.18332388

>people trading without knowing basic TA or at the very least price action

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18332401

>>18332277
I like you, you are ok.
Don't go to the NYSE tomorrow

>> No.18332404

>>18332332
have your yahoo delayed quotes caught up yet?

>> No.18332410

>>18332388
line go up i buy line go down i sell

>> No.18332413

>>18332386
were already at the bump limit

>> No.18332425

>>18332404
no.
my internet connection went out. the page on my PC wasn't refreshing.
LMAO.

I admit I do look a little retarded now.

>> No.18332436

>>18332413
nobody cares faggot, learn to use catalog

literally nobody gives a fuck what page we are on

>> No.18332438

>>18332373
you do it you lazy tool

>> No.18332442

so there is nobody left here, who will actually short the 200 ma ?

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>>18332413
>were already at the bump limit
yet there is no pump limit

>> No.18332459

>>18332450
>shorting the meme line while printer is active
look, I can do x3 margin on long, and only x1 on short, why would I short then?

>> No.18332480

>>18332477
>>18332477
>>18332477
>>18332477
NEW THREAD

>>18332477
>>18332477
>>18332477
>>18332477
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>>18332477
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>>18332477
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>>18332477
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>>18332477
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>>18332477
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>>18332477
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>> No.18332514

>>18331727
>Noooooo but but society still has to collapse, just like in my animes!

>> No.18332518
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18332518

I bought one 22/5 SPX put yesterday at the close, for $3200, and OVERNIGHT it has lost 20% of its value. Should I just cut my losses now?

>> No.18332610

>>18332377
That's very interesting, thanks.

>> No.18332862

>>18332133
Explain in to a noobie please