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[Anonymous No.18417976]

>Dear Jerome you ain’t called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
>I ain’t mad I just think it’s fucked up you didn’t give my puts a chance
>If you didn’t want me to hit my strike price on my shorts you didn’t have to
>But you could have slowed down, to let me sell too
>That’s my last dollar man, my 401K is only six years old
>I withdrew every dollar at a 10% penalty, and you just said “no.”
>That’s pretty shitty man, Robinhood is like my idol
>My girlfriends boyfriend likes you more than I do
>I ain’t mad though, I just don’t like be lied to
>Remember when we met in 2018?
>You said if I invested you’d raise rates,
>See I’m just like you in a way,
>I never knew how to do my job either,
>When the line at McDonalds got too long,
>I give free fries, even if the customer don’t need em.
>I can relate to what you’re saying after hitting the bong
>So when I have a shitty day I take my last $300 dollars and call it long,
>Cause I ain’t got shit else so that shit helps when I’m depressed,
>I even have a tattoo of Jpow across my chest,
>Sometimes I even cut my expiration to see how much it bleeds
>It’s like adrenaline, the red is such a sudden rush to me,
>See everything you say is fake, and I respect you cuz you tell it
>My gf's jealous because I’m watching the debt ceiling 24/7,
>But she don’t know you how I know you Jpow no one does
>she don’t know what it was like for ballers like us growing up
>You gotta call me man, I’ll be the biggest tendy you’ll ever lose
>Sincerely yours, Anon.
>PS you should give me some of that stimulus money too.

[Anonymous No.18417999]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI7sBsBHdCk&feature=emb_title

[Anonymous No.18418030]

Thoroughly enjoyed

[Anonymous No.18418050]

>>18417999
>daddy powell will never rape your portfoliopucci with his money printing and inflation

[Anonymous No.18418065]

>>18417976
>hello Jerome?
> did you buy CKB yet?
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU BOUGHT 80M

[Anonymous No.18418089]

>>18417976
saved

[Anonymous No.18418179]

>>18417999
Unironically greatest video ever made. Thanks anon