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Sergers and the chainlink team are running dangerously low on toilet paper. Adelyn has suggested the team "go European" with a bidet but Steve's fragile anus cannot handle the pressure. He said in Japan that it cut him open and since then he's been scarred for life. Sergey uses at least two rolls per day by himself according to Thomas. And they have to look well supplied "just in case SWIFT pop by"
How do we help the team?

>> No.18455306

Imagine the smell

>> No.18455382

Post pics of Sergeys dirty but hole so that we may lick them clean. MMMMMmmmmmm Yes please.

>> No.18455411

>>18455272
That's a homosapien with chromosones of XY

>> No.18455475

Could the team members, especially Adelyn, perhaps shit directly into my mouth to save on toilet paper?

>> No.18455528

>>18455411
based

>> No.18455529
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>>18455272
I'll personally volunteer to let the entire team use my mouth as a toilet and lick their assholes completely clean after each use, so that they can conserve their remaining TP until SWIFT shows up. You don't even have to pay me, I'll do it for free.

>> No.18455636

>>18455529
Ahh good janny