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>> No.18506109
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>>18506092
SOLD MY FUCKING CALLS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18506113

I JUST CHECKED MY CHARTS WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>> No.18506120
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What a ride it has been today

>> No.18506131

did you faggots not know trump was going to do a big pump today? He's been hyping it for two days.

>> No.18506137

>>18506109
told you guys today was gonna be green,
Tomorrow is red,
Monday is black.
Screencap this.

>> No.18506139

Get crabbed

>> No.18506142

TSLA CHADS RISE THE FUCK UP
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE
FUCK

>> No.18506144
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>>18506092
>Nuka cola -edition
>no nuka cola

>> No.18506147
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>SPY 290

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>> No.18506156

What is behind this pump when it I only retail investors? Am considering selling now as this market has become heavily manipulated and may as well hop out on a fake pump.

>> No.18506161
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>AFTER HOURS
LITERALLY UP $3k AFTER BELL

>> No.18506162
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https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1250894168437723139
Trump told the governors this afternoon he'd like to convince the Federal Reserve to go for "negative interest rates." "I love those negative interest rate deals, but so far we haven't been able to convince the Federal Reserve about that."

>> No.18506165

>>18506131
I need to get back to /pol/.
/biz/ never seems to understand what's going on until it's already priced in.

>> No.18506166
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>futures about to blast off
what heckies am this @[email protected]

>> No.18506167

Holy shit those wicks

>> No.18506168
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18506168

what a weird fucking day

>inb4 poorfag

>> No.18506169
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18506169

MSFT BROS GET IN HERE

>> No.18506170

unless you can trade after hours I wouldn't get too hyped. going to be all kinds of movement. should be fun to see if the big boys sell the news.

>> No.18506172

>>18506161
bad thing is a lot can change in 24 hours

>> No.18506173

I was promised more nuka cola caps. What the fuck bart?

>> No.18506175

>>18506137
Fucking retarded. S&P $4k this summer then a crash to $800 6 months later

>> No.18506176

>>18506162
lmao have fun with negative interest rates burgers, us banks will probably charge you 100x the amount european banks do to hold onto your cash.

>> No.18506179
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>>18506166
its a little something called the golden bull run

>> No.18506183

>>18506169
kek, this shit is wild.

>> No.18506188

>>18506161
Up about 4k from bell red...schizophrenic after hours nonsense...but maybe tomorrow will pump. I'm excited for Trump to hopefully strongly encourage govs to start opening up places. Bunch of governor faggots.

>> No.18506194

>S&P 500 going parabolic after hours
cmon man

>> No.18506195

>>18506169
Should I sell? I'm up almost 25%

>> No.18506196

Is GE gonna make it?

>> No.18506197
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18506197

>GILD
OH YES

>> No.18506199

>>18506147
SPY will blow up the economy no matter what.

>> No.18506200
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>>18506169
>>18506183
>tfw your position appreciated 300$ overnight
bought these march 26th

>> No.18506205
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>>18506092
PLEASE TRUMP FUCK UP THIS PRESSER AND SEND THE MARKET TANKING

>> No.18506207

>>18506175
You can see 6 months in the future??? Holy shit no wonder /biz/ is filled with billionaires, you all have crystal balls

>> No.18506211

>>18506169
>tfw doomped at 163 to buy RTX

life is suffering

>> No.18506212

>>18506179
Yes but the highs we reach won’t be seen again for decades after.
$4000 s&p this summer I’m going to keep saying s&p $4000 this summer till every mother fucker on here wakes up.

>> No.18506215

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the dow futures. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is it pumping? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the market is so bullish. I want puts to believe in. I want Bobo to run the market and bottom at zero. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought Coronavirus was gonna kill us all???? This is such a clown market.

>> No.18506223

>>18506207
You’ll see mother fucker this year ATH
Q1 21 annihilation.

>> No.18506226
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>wondering over and over, why did I write that $54 AMD call
all of those gains could have been mine

>> No.18506228

>down over $200 in about 1 hour
>don't even have the ability to exit the position
cool

>> No.18506231
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I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ALL YOUR ECONOMICS BULLSHIT. I BUY CALLS ON BASED COLA AND THEY FUCKING PRINT LIKE A MEME STOCK. JP PRINTS THE MONEY, KO PUTS THE MONEY IN MY POCKET.

>> No.18506232

>>18506215
Kek, this but unironically. This is some really sketchy stuff.

>> No.18506234

What the fuck is going on with after hours?

Final cull of the retail investor?

>> No.18506235
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>all the profits I made off MRNA wiped out by post-market boomer retards with too much money and low IQ
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
On the bright side you can buy in cheop now, guys.

>> No.18506242

>>18506215
Everyone tried to warn you.
>It's just a flu
>Priced in.

>> No.18506243

>>18506155
what does this have to do with stonks? also checked

>> No.18506255

>>18506234
No the s&p will reach $4000 minimum this summer then the culling will begin soon after

>> No.18506257

>>18506215
I know it's a meme but all this shit is happening as the 10 Year is dumping and the dollar is going up so it can't be good no matter what.

>> No.18506259

>>18506168
Shut up nigger I only have 4,500

>> No.18506261

im still down 30 dollarydoos bros... should sell

>> No.18506262

>>18506235
Did you get wiped out by the SL raid?

>> No.18506265

>>18506179
>>18506166
when do you guys transition?

>> No.18506267
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oh yes those red candles, now that's what i'm talking about

>> No.18506271

>>18506223
who wins the next world series?

>> No.18506272

I will be honest. I bought my long positions and I am not following this clown market anymore.

>> No.18506282
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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIIII

>> No.18506285

>>18506226
that's not how it works, anon. you wrote that call because you traded capped gains for the safety of a premium. it's like being mad you paid for insurance when you aren't sick. one day you'll get sick or get in a car accident and you'll be fucking happy that insurance is there to cover your ass.

>> No.18506286

>>18506265
Please don't start this again. Just fuck off man, I agree with you but no need to bait.

>> No.18506287

>>18506156
Bump anyone got info, want to sell as it seems fake

>> No.18506297

>>18506286
>he doesn't enjoy talking shit
get outta here

>> No.18506299

>>18506261
wait nvm... my tech stocks are rising.... SHOULD I SELL OR BUY

>> No.18506302
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>>18506262
I'm back now but this was fucking stupid, I almost shit myself in anger.

>> No.18506303

>>18506255
I don't believe it. That's too insane even for clown world.

>> No.18506304

>>18506265
me am girl already O_O

>> No.18506306
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>>18506223
just sounds like a certain someone wants to have the whole market to himself

>> No.18506310

>>18506287

its boeing you chode. also after market is always way more volatile

>> No.18506311

on WSB people are making hundreds of thousands of dollars in days.

my portfolio is down 95%

how would you get over this?

>> No.18506314

>>18506297
I enjoy talking shit, just about stocks, lots of other places for banter about normal shit.

Thank god AH is back down at least a bit

>> No.18506323

>>18506162
>imagine being paid for borrowing money
Fucking clown world *HONK* *HONK*

>> No.18506324

>>18506311
don't listen to reddit

>> No.18506329
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H-hey bull buddies... a little mercy for your old pal Bobo.

>> No.18506334

>>18506311
Go back

>> No.18506336

>amd put intraday high to 57
>can't daytrade
>bac put
>can't daytrade
>after hours both skyrocket from the very minute the bell goes off
>can't exit my positions
Can't wait to lose 25% overnight

>> No.18506337

>>18506302
Never set SLs on biotech, this is a warning. I have seen a stock go from 4, to 2.5 to 4 in 45 minutes, tripping 4 circuit breakers.

>> No.18506350

>>18506271
I don’t watch sports
Please remember what I said ok I’ve never been so sure about anything in my life

>> No.18506357

>>18506311
>on WSB people are making hundreds of thousands of dollars in days.
one person, most are losing money or making small gains. Don't chase and only chase with what you can afford to lose.

>> No.18506360

>>18506215
You're supposed to short before the bad news, not 4 months after

>> No.18506361

>>18506226
You made a profit. Sell a put now.

>> No.18506363
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18506365

>>18506311
GUH

>> No.18506366

This pump is fucking unreal. SDOW is way below pre-corona levels. Makes so damn sense.

>> No.18506367
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>>18506311
>HURRRR DURRRRR

>> No.18506368

>>18506303
Better start believing it, don’t fucking forget it. It is going to happen.

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>>18506329
your time is up

say hi to lel for me

>> No.18506374

Has anyone heard from divvy? I'm scared

>> No.18506375
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Is this unprecedented? Has a movement like this ever occurred before? I went from good position to ruined, literally eyeing everything nonstop to make sure I can adjust myself where I can to not get liquidated. I guess holding positions is a billion times more dangerous than daytrading.

>> No.18506378

AMD and TSLA have retard strength.

>> No.18506381
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>Afterhours

>> No.18506384

>>18506311

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/g2jxyw/34k_566k_in_amzn_calls_this_week_im_out/

>> No.18506386

>>18506366
SDOW is leveraged dude, come on. AH is tanking though

>> No.18506395

WTF WAS THAT BROS?

>> No.18506398

>gap cunny formation
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.18506402

>>18506375
What were your positions?

>> No.18506405

Sooo "plan to open america" is basically three fucking obvious bullet points, no new info. Do the same thing as yiu did before but in reverse order ok. And also test.

The restrictions were done by the states whenever they feel like and they will be dropped by the states whenever they feel like. Grand opening cancelled.

>> No.18506410
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did i do good /biz/?

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>>18506363
>>18506366
>Gilead saving american
American ingenuity wins again! Never short America.

>> No.18506420

>23M+ unemployment claims in less than 3 weeks
bullish

>> No.18506426

>>18506395
bears are not virgins anymore

>> No.18506430

Half of the S&P 500 is still near March lows and the 10Y is still shitting the bed while the other half is at ATHs.

>> No.18506431
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>>18506384
WHY ISNT THAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18506434

>>18506368
>>18506350
>>18506255
Why tho

>> No.18506435
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>>18506375
shoulda bought the dip

>> No.18506440

>>18506311
the fuck is this retarded thinking? of course people are on the opposite side of the game, who do you think sold you the puts?

>> No.18506442
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18506442

do you feel in charge?

>> No.18506446

We fucking made it bull bros. We fucking MADE IT.

>> No.18506449

>>18506431
That's what I'm wondering too.

>> No.18506451

>>18506402
Holding all 3 leveraged ETFs, and shorting cruise lines, airlines, and hotels. Marriott went almost 10 dollars up after hours, kill me. My only longs are RTX and JC Penny's.

>> No.18506465

>>18506426
based

>> No.18506467

>>18506405
>The restrictions were done by the states whenever they feel like and they will be dropped by the states whenever they feel like. Grand opening cancelled.

Pretty much, orange man has no authority, states are actually extending lockdowns.

>> No.18506468

>>18506451
RIP.

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>>18506311
>what is photoshop
>what is edit element
>what is pure luck
WSB has no fucking clue what they are doing, I only poke my head in to laugh at retards losing thousands on options trading.

pic very fucking related
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/g2kw5x/im_up_800_on_rh_this_week_should_i_quit_my_job/

>> No.18506475
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>>18506092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34PVOQS6wOE

LET THE TRUMP DUMP BEGIN

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>Sold calls on my LABU last week
FUUUUCCCKKK

>> No.18506477

Nasdaq > S&P

Been in TQQQ and SOXL the last couple weeks. Free money. Bears are fucking retarded, more news at 11.

>> No.18506482

Theory:

>institutions pump PAST all time highs on S&P
>open shorts
>everyone waking up tomorrow takes profits, causing capitulation

?

>> No.18506484

>>18506215
kek

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>>18506384
FUCK.

>> No.18506488
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Who comes up with this shit

>> No.18506501

>>18506381
3% up in 2 hours all in the after market. These Jews are up to something and it won't be pretty.

>> No.18506503

>>18506488
wait a minute
>huge pump on a mortgage provider
>when it's known that no one is paying their bills and we're entering a deep recession with massive unemployment

They really are fucking shorting the economy. This is it. The big kahuna

>> No.18506511

>>18506165
Truer words

>> No.18506517

>>18506488
whew me glab bought boatload of this stuff atleast
hope they still do divy

>> No.18506522

am I retarded or do people here really think shorting makes the price go up

>> No.18506524

>>18506503
Priced in stocks only go up

>> No.18506527

>>18506474
That post is obviously a joke

>> No.18506533
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18506533

Don't worry, bearbros. The bulls may have their man in the White House, and their man in the Fed, but remember — every Democrat State governor is on our side. We've got this.

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>AMD is now back to it's peak before corona
There is no way this is valued at the right price right? I love AMD and it made me some nice gains, but for what reason is it so high right now?

>> No.18506543

If this were the 16th century there would be Jews crucified upside down on Wall street right now.

>> No.18506547

>>18506522
it literally am right now O_O
a good % of the major gainers recently have also been the most shorted stocks

>> No.18506551

>>18506536
Rumours of Ryzen 4000 coming out in september.

>> No.18506555

>>18506536
Euphoria, V shape recovery bro

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>>18506543
Be honest, how much are you down?

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>>18506503
>"we bottomed"
>normies flood into market
>le V recovery
>soon le dump

based.

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18506564

I feel like this is going to go higher tomorrow

>> No.18506566

>>18506533
>counting on bruce jenner

shiggydiggydoowop

>> No.18506573

>>18506451
LETFs are best for trend following, you should have cut them and went long more than a week ago. You should rarely be short, it does go up more often than not, after all.

>> No.18506575

>>18506536
Why wouldn't stocks go back up to before corona now that it's over? It should go much higher to make up for the gains we didn't get due to corona

>> No.18506578

>>18506410
Better sell. You never know what might happen.

>> No.18506580

Do we love Trump again?

>> No.18506581

>>18506562
I'm up 300% this year stupid nigger.

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>>18506533
>her first major act during corona was to BAN HOME BREWING BEER
whyyyyyyyy

>> No.18506586

>>18506482
Futures say otherwise :)

>> No.18506588

>>18506405
This. Executive branch ain’t giving rights back without a fight. It’s too bad I’m on here with a bunch of keyboard warriors. Thanks for the keks anyway I guess

>> No.18506589

>>18506564
.50+

>> No.18506593

>>18506564
Never buy high

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>> No.18506598

>>18506581
What did you buy ?

>> No.18506616

>>18506595
The scam economy

>> No.18506617

I don't want to reopen, I'm making more on unemployment.

>> No.18506627

>>18506578
>5
what price do I close out at? Im thinking this can hit 100-120, and right now I think I have my limit orders around $15-20 each

>> No.18506628

>>18506617
tough shit pussy

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>>18506536
They're supposing that data centers will order more chips to accommodate additional use. In my opinion that won't make a difference in the long-term. AMD is a growth stock trading at ridiculous levels EPS, once a recession sets in and that miraculous 'growth' fades away, it drops.

>> No.18506641

>>18506617
same. that + day trading, this is the fucking life. standing on the sidelines while noobs AAAAA-post about AH action with my popcorn

>> No.18506646

>>18506575
>It should go much higher to make up for the gains we didn't get due to corona
kek but with 0 percent interest rate and trillions injected into the market yeah your right.

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what websites do you use for Stock Market news? Its so over saturated and dumbed down for boomers to understand. any suggestions, /smg/?

>> No.18506650

This fucking market makes little to no sense. There's no reason whatsoever for the economy to shoot up like it is after hours. Does shorting really raise a stock price temporarily?

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>>18506384
>140k on AMZN 2600 calls
What the fuck? Why do retards get rewarded like this?

>> No.18506652

>bad news
line go up

>good news
line go up

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18506657

Triple stop limit up tomorrow, bros?

>> No.18506661

>>18506652
>anon buys in
line go down

>> No.18506662

>>18506648
WSJ, CNBC, and follow financial people on twitter

>> No.18506664

Why does Futures exist? It's BS market manipulation.

>> No.18506667

How often do afterhours price changes actually carry over to the next days open?

>> No.18506675

>>18506650
The simulation is programmed to sell when you buy and buy when you sell.

He bought is not just a meme.

>> No.18506677

>>18506522
Short squeeze, nigga.

>> No.18506679

I still hope we get a 2nd wave of Govt checks.

>> No.18506685

>>18506651
Imagine if a casino in Las Vegas posted everyone who won their slot machines and never anyone who lost. You'd have such a warped perspective that you'd begin to think that this is all free money that is waiting to be taken. That's basically /wsb/. They're a bunch of gamblers who don't post their losses and brag about gigantic wins.

>> No.18506686

>>18506667
Most of the time. We don't usually get ten percent runs after hours though. Never, even? This is fucking absurd

>> No.18506692

>>18506677
a short squeeze is people CLOSING shorts you retard

>> No.18506698

Ummmm... guys. I just checked futures... why is everything so green?

>> No.18506699

>>18506667
GILD is still going to be high, and hat's what is causing this.
So yeah.

>> No.18506700

>>18506652
The only bad news was corona. After that, all the bad news were actually better than expected. Remember, we thought the world was going to end

>> No.18506704

>>18506698
Apparently trumps speech somehow wasn't priced in

>> No.18506706

>>18506692
>big boys buy up all the stocks
>shorts close their shorts and buy with them
>big boys short all stocks

>> No.18506714

>>18506706
okay thank you

>> No.18506718

Can someone tell me if Trump is doing something that will make things worse, or does he know what he's doing?

>> No.18506720

When pence speaks it makes trump look like some guy they pulled off the street and told to read a piece of paper.

>> No.18506723

>>18506522
>>18506677
>>18506692
a short squeeze would basically mean there is a large short float and the price went up enough to trigger their stop losses. shorts being forced to cover at a loss bids the price up. got it?

>> No.18506724

>>18506704
What did he say? I just got off work

>> No.18506725
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>>18506718
>or does he know what he's doing?

>> No.18506729

>>18506685
What compels someone to gamble 140k on literal worthless garbage in the first place? Here I am doing deep ITM options with long expiry and I still get fucked.

>> No.18506731

>>18506662
>follow financial people on twitter
any suggestions?

>> No.18506733

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH GOD WHAT DID I DO IN MY LIFE TO DESERVE THIS

>> No.18506736

>>18506648
4chan. Remember that we have had /cvg/ since December or January on /pol/ when COVID-19 was just a little 'incident' being covered up by the communist party. Had you gone through that thread and read all the detailed posts these people were making, and bought your puts at that time, you would be a millionaire ten steps ahead of the market.

There's other shit that has broken here before any news outlet, too.

>> No.18506737

Oilbros
still looking bad until mid-May?
Or was today the last chance to get in before mooning?

>> No.18506740
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guys check futures

>> No.18506742

wtf I like Trump now

>> No.18506744

>https://www.marketwatch.com/story/gilead-stock-surges-more-than-10-on-report-of-promising-coronavirus-treatment-2020-04-16?siteid=yhoof2

oh shit... pandemic over?

>> No.18506745

SQQQDERS WHERE ARE YOU?? $25 AVERAGE IM KILLING MYSELF

>> No.18506748
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>mfw r*ddit missed the bottom falling for a complete nothingburger while I loaded up

>> No.18506749

>>18506522
Where do you see this?

>> No.18506752
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>>18506745
>$25 AVERAGE

>> No.18506759

>>18506679
Jews will never let that happen.

>> No.18506762

>>18506745
Dude just sell and go long. You'll make it all back and more

>> No.18506764

>>18506729
Addiction. I have a tendency for gambling addiction, I've felt it all my life. I always get this urge to just throw all of my money into something stupid like a Tesla put.

Luckily I've kept it under control

>> No.18506765

Jack in Das Box up another 3.5% afterhours
What SuperYacht should I buy?

>> No.18506767

>>18506748
IKTF.

>> No.18506768

>>18506744
Gildead is so full of shit. All they do is pump up their bogus drugs. You know this is bullshit. So do the people buying it.

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>>18506744
Time for Corona-chan to mutate

>> No.18506772

>>18506745
SPXS bro here.

12.80 average here. I'm borderline okay.

>> No.18506773
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>>18506740
Nice.

Check out my SQQQ puts.

Im gonna be rich bitch!

>> No.18506774

>pence hasn't slept in 3 weeks.

>> No.18506777

>>18506533
>Every democrat is on the side of tanking the economy
How is that different than normal? Priced in.

>> No.18506788

>>18506724
He personally found an instant cure that's basically free to manufacture and the economy is going to be open tomorrow with everything returning to normal.
At least, that's the only thing he could have said that could reasonably cause this action. In reality he laid out a shitty and vague reopening plan that every state that matters already said they're going to ignore.

>> No.18506789

Pandemic is over, no reason why we shouldn't immediately surge back to Dow 29k

>> No.18506792

>>18506700
>Remember, we thought the world was going to end
Just you, retard


>After that, all the bad news were actually better than expected
You seem to live in a different reality?

>> No.18506794

Why did oil suddenly go up across the board this afternoon?? What the fuck happened?

>> No.18506801

>pandemic over is the market sentiment

Time to sell.

>> No.18506803

>>18506311
easy come, easy go

>> No.18506806

is it over?

V recovery confirmed?

>> No.18506807

>>18506792
>Just you, retard
And the stock market

>> No.18506812

>all this bearish news.

>> No.18506814

what the fuck is this, damn

>> No.18506816

>>18506657
>Gyms, where everyone is constantly exuding moisture
Shouldn't that be one of the last things? Some gyms are insanely crowded.

>> No.18506818

>>18506575

The level of /biz/ financial understanding in one comment

>> No.18506822

It was Q4 2018 all over again

>> No.18506824

>>18506818
Sorry you shorted bottom

>> No.18506827
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>MRNA 44.60
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>18506092
this is a good pic op

>> No.18506831

>>18506748
Reddit is midwits. Smart enough to know something is up but still too dumb to realize its not as big a deal as they think.

>> No.18506833

fuck bear
fuck bear
fuck bear
fuck bear
fuck bear
fuck bear
fuck bear

>> No.18506835

THE BULLS ARE HERE

STRAP IN

THE BULLS ARE HERE

STRAP IN

THE BULLS ARE HERE

STRAP IN

>> No.18506841
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18506841

RTX FUCKERS REPORT IN

WE'RE FUCKING MOONING

>> No.18506844

>>18506657
PA and all the Northeast states are not going to follow trump. Just a heads up if you want to know.

>> No.18506845

REEEEEEEE
BECAUSE I DIDN'T TAKE PROFITS ON MY SHORT POSITION I LOST $20 INSTEAD OF MAKING $40!!!!

HOW WOULD YOU GET OVER THIS?!?!

Also... FUCK I trimmed my shit WAYYYYY too early.


>>18506617
me neither...
I'm comfy and finally getting to do some productive shit. I wanted to go full cocoon mode!!!

>>18506816
>moisture
why does that matter?
viruses spread fine when it's cold and dry, they dont need hot sweaty rooms to spread

>> No.18506846

Imagine actually betting against the United States Of America

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>>18506165
top kek. come on anon

>> No.18506852
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>https://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-next-45-days-are-the-most-critical-period-in-us-financial-history-says-stock-market-expert-who-profited-in-1987-and-2008-crises-2020-04-15?mod=MW_article_top_stories
>“The next 45 days may just become the most critical period in U.S. financial history,” he wrote in a newsletter published Wednesday. “While on average we may face a bear market every 10 years, this one is like no other,” he said.
>The contrarian money manager, who is a disciple of famed investor Sir John Templeton, said that the timing and execution of the reawakening of the U.S. economy from its dormancy could be one of the biggest factors in determining how the market recovers from COVID-19, which has forced swaths of businesses to shut down to help stem the spread of the deadly contagion that has infected more than 2 million people and claimed 137,000 lives, according to data aggregated by Johns Hopkins University as of Wednesday evening.
>And even if the economic revival is executed flawlessly, the founder of the eponymous Toledo, Ohio-based investment advisory firm said the result will be a so-called U-shaped recovery, where a rebound in business and consumer activity from pre-crisis levels will be long and slow.
>“Even if we execute properly, the recovery will take time and a best-case scenario is a ‘U’ shaped recovery,” he wrote. “The much talked about ‘V’ shaped recovery is no longer in the equation because of the unprecedented combination of negatives with this crisis,” he said, referring to hope for a recovery that is sharp and fast.

is he right?

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>Bears that bragged that they bought back into SQQQ

>> No.18506860

Thank you Powell and Trump for curing the virus with the power bonds and shilling.

>> No.18506863

>>18506844
what does that mean? NJ looks like we're just going to keep putzing around

>> No.18506866

>>18506575
You're a fucking idiot and you're going to lose so much money in the days to come

>> No.18506869

>>18506841
BASED

BOBO HAS LOST

LONG LIVE BOBO

NEW PARADIGM

NEW

BULL

MARKET

>> No.18506871

>Every retarded thing is exploding up.
What are the Jews planning?

>> No.18506872

>>18506845
I sold oil too soon too. I’m new to this shit and thought oil was gonna tank and then suddenly it goes up. I don’t understand.

>> No.18506875

>bvll
bvll
>bvll
bvll
>bvll
bvll

>> No.18506893

time to buy C and XOM

>> No.18506894

>finish dinner
>check futures
>700 up

what the fuck is this pump, is fed going nuts?

>> No.18506896

>>18506841
I been waiting for take off. I just hope it doesnt fuckin crab on us

>> No.18506897

>>18506871
Huge sell off tomorrow.

>> No.18506900

>These futures
>Trump's speech a load of nothing

someone explain this after hour pump and futures. I am teetering on the brink of destruction. I been closing tons of shorts and bullshit to protect myself as this shit keeps pumping. I am being fucking liquidated because I can't fucking daytrade and do my shit during normal hours.

I hope this country dies and we get taken over by China, it doesn't deserve to live anymore.

>> No.18506901

>>18506872
It's going back down.

>> No.18506902

>>18506893
yup, buying tomorrow and long holding

>> No.18506903

WHERES THAT IDIOT ANON THAT BOUGHT $200 WORTH OF LTRPB STOCK AT +$70 A SHARE
SPEAK UP
I WANNA PROPERLY LOL AT YOUR LIFE

>> No.18506908
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>>18506875

>> No.18506909

>>18506852
dr;pi

>> No.18506915

Wow! The states need a 14 day downtrend to proceed with phase one of opening. That might be hard.

>> No.18506919

>>18506863
>what does that mean?
They will announce lockdowns and open up when they want. Federal discretion will be ignored. https://www.axios.com/cuomo-new-york-coronavirus-reopening-ee97646b-d69d-4221-9f30-c43b6f6763a8.html

>> No.18506922

WOOOOOOO


WOOOOOOO


IM RITCH BITCH

>> No.18506923
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Nothing but Bearish news.

>> No.18506924

>>18506866
Everyday since the bottom. When will you give up?

>> No.18506925

>>18506900
>Trump's speech a load of nothing
Maybe if you listened you would understand why you are getting liquidated. He just rattled off a long list of bullish things, and with Gileads promising news it looks like corona might over with.

>> No.18506927

>>18506503
>>18506488
Even AMC stock has went up 20%.

>AMC, the country's largest movie theater chain, is reportedly in talks to hire a law firm to spearhead its bankruptcy case.
Yup, going all in.

>> No.18506929

>>18506901
How do you know? Is there a good source I can monitor for this kind of stuff? I want to buy in as low as possible but this up and down everyday without rhyme or reason is throwing me off.

>> No.18506932

>>18506827
Been shilling it here for weeks, you're all retards. I've made 6 digits in a little over a month.

>> No.18506937

>>18506900
There's no explanation. Big money is playing games. We can do nothing but follow and move bags around.

>> No.18506940

>>18506845
this is me but lost 5k instead of taking 2k profits

fuck

>> No.18506941

>>18506863
It means nj will stay shutdown

>> No.18506945

>>18506927
That's what is so bizarre. IT's so fucking bizarre I'm speechless.

They have to be planning something...

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Held only 10% of my port over the night. It's time to daytrade, boys. Getting too choppy to hold shit overnight till we see SPY very overbought on the daily.

>> No.18506955

>>18506923
>it's gonna go up forever

>> No.18506956

Has a 2nd wave been priced in yet?

>> No.18506958
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FUCK WHY I SELL PUTS INSTEAD OF BUYING CALLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18506871
Uhhhh the jews here we’re riding our longs to the moon.

I’m honestly think tqqq

AM I TOO LATE????

>>18506872
An incredibly bullish development has prevailed from an overly pessimistic development.

I wouldnt fuck with oil honestly. People are betting demand will increase and probably covering their shorts.

>> No.18506960

>corona is over
>you didn't buy at bottom
>the bottom didn't get retested
>you didn't pick up cheapies
>you lost 70% of your wealth

>> No.18506962
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YOOOO AH POPPIN

>> No.18506964

MSFT unstoppable

>> No.18506965

>influenza like illnesses

They're just gonna say all corona cases are the flu (bro) and then open up won't they.

>> No.18506966
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I was gonna come on here and humiliate my paypigs today but instead I'm gonna offer a suggestion:
SOXL is the answer. Face it. semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list is endless. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender, asshole virginity or other vain conceit; the multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes these already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with powerhouses TSM, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, deftly mitigating margin risks.
In the last 7 years, barring the coronavirus interruption, SOXL has exploded over 55x yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing and storage into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Stop waiting for more "pullback". The crash was a gift and fretting over the exact bottom is meaningless. Deliberation is over; waiting is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

>> No.18506970

Wow, it really was fucking nothing.

I'll be back at the gym before May.

>> No.18506971

>>18506919
>>18506941
that seems like it's following guidelines (i'm catching up at 2x speed right now)?

>> No.18506973

>>18506949
>this insecure about portfolio size on an anonymous board

>> No.18506976

>>18506937
>>18506925
>>18506900
Fauci signed off on the reopening plan. So... yeah.

>> No.18506977

>>18506562
$10,000

>> No.18506978

TO


THE


FUCKING


MOON

>> No.18506984

Dow Jones is almost back at normal levels, soft V recovery confirmed.

>> No.18506988

Dow 30k before June.

No reason the market should've dropped at all this was a total farce.

>> No.18506990

BEARNIGGERS ARE DEAD HAHAHAHAHHAA
THE COUNTRY IS GOING TO OPEN AND THE NEW ATH WILL BEGIN

>> No.18506994

>>18506562
I am up 15% this year so far. Waiting for oil stonks to dump again so I can get back in the market.

>> No.18506996

>>18506976
And? Does that mean we pump Microsoft and Tesla again?

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Good lord look at RTX lol

>> No.18507005

>>18506973
We are about consistent gains, not port size until we make so much we take a huge amount out and pseudo-retire. I don't deserve to flex until I've done that.

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market will crash and burn tomorrow
screencap pls

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>>18506857
Smug face.png

>> No.18507011

>>18506925
Enlighten me. I didn't hear anything new. Not one fucking thing.

>>18506937
I hope they coof or something bad happens to them.

>>18506976
He signed off on a reopening plan that says "do whatever the fuck you want." and was the least bullish plan that could of been proposed. Right. Sure. That makes sense to rally off that and not sell off instead whether it be for how much lower it is than expectations or the fact it is the news.

>> No.18507016

they called me mad for buying high on the low... look whos laughing now...
AHHHHHHHHAHHAH

>> No.18507017

>>18506900
Who gives a fuck. Investor sentiment was swayed. All you need is to say hopeful shit to these schmucks

It's BULL time

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>>18507001
Feels good desu

>> No.18507020

Bought the dip on margin and made it out with profits in hand. Pretty proud of myself.

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This seriously confirms that there will have circuitbreakers Monday. All of those 4/17 puts are going bye-bye tomorrow. I'm too fucking spooked to hold over the weekend, I'm liquidating at lunchtime kek.

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https://nypost.com/2020/04/16/trump-unveils-opening-up-america-plan-aims-for-may-1/

Thank God. I bought shares for over 100k this week.

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who /sitting in cash/ here

>> No.18507037

>>18506142

SUP CJ?!

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18507039

>wsb fucking seething

>> No.18507042

>>18506966
this lame copypasta again?

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18507043

you stupid bull irrationally happy
me gonna short more fudge you

>> No.18507049

This pump screams FOMO. We’re about to fucking drop again, I can feel it...

>> No.18507051

>we aren't saying when to reopen it's up to the states.

oh no no no no

>> No.18507052

>>18507007
You are so fucking mad lmao

>> No.18507056

>>18506945
>That's what is so bizarre. IT's so fucking bizarre I'm speechless.
>They have to be planning something...
"They" want some of your $1200. I almost bought a bunch of CAKE (Cheese).

>> No.18507060
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18507060

>all non-essential travel can resume

HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18507062

>>18506996
>>18507011
You guys are mentally ill.
Are you upset that the world didn’t end?

Everything comes in waves. But if we have a drug that can help keep the recession from becoming a depression... yeah that’s a good thing. Rate of layoffs will decelerate and reverse.

Shit. They might be able to have football after all. VIAC might work.

>> No.18507068

>>18507032
Me. I'm not fucking touching this. The market today didn't make any sense and these binary rises and drops are way too heart wrenching. It feels like every day is a coin toss.

>> No.18507071

>>18507001
I was gonna sell in the morning then buy back....is this it bros? Is it to the moon from here?

>> No.18507072

>>18507019
I'm a leaf so I feel like I'm invested in america when I buy RTX......god bless the usa!

>> No.18507074

>>18507052
You'll fucking see
screencap this

>> No.18507077

>that asshole who kept shilling stoplosses

FUCK YOU NOW IM MISSING OUT ON MY TYSON CHICKEN GAINS!!

>> No.18507079

>>18507024
Circuit breakers up rather than down this time?

>> No.18507083
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18507083

>he missed the generational bottom

>> No.18507084

Remember, the second they see an uptick in cases they have to close.

>> No.18507088

>>18507072
good luck living on the streets when you have to pay us taxes

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18507090

>>18507032
day traders really are the superior breed, huh?

>> No.18507091

>happening cancelled
>bears on suicide watch
>treatement for covid-19 is found
>usa economy open again

>> No.18507092

>>18507079
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18507093
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18507093

>mfw own a good amount of GILD

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18507094

>>18507071
The RTX moon is when the next war pops off some time this decade.

>> No.18507099

>>18507001
That aint shit, check my UAL

>> No.18507100

Why are futures just stalling at 3%? Is this artificial?

>> No.18507101

>>18507071
I hope not yet I wanna get more shares of this sucker

>> No.18507102
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18507102

EVERYONE FUCKING BUY TOMORROW
WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON

>> No.18507103

>>18506740
>futures gapping up and maintaining the trend
okay, this is epic

>> No.18507104

>>18507042
Too bad you sold. There's still time

>> No.18507105

>>18507062
Look what is being pumped Microsoft, Tesla, BA all that dumb shit that even if we do end up opening tomorrow they won't do better than before the crash.

>> No.18507110

>>18507077
>shilling stoplosses

????

>> No.18507112

Boy am I glad TD ameritrade lets me trade post market. Gonna be a real good day tomorrow famalam

>> No.18507122
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>>18506745
>holding a triple-inversed leveraged ETF
>at the PEAK
my nigga what the FUCK

>> No.18507123

>>18507088
What taxes the 15% withholding fee on dividends?

>> No.18507124

>>18507100
It'll dump again after the speech is over.

>> No.18507127

>>18507072
Raytheon has a branch in Canada, they manufacture radars or something.

>> No.18507128

>>18507105
bulls here are just chasing highs and are delusional.

Fact is no one knows why the pump happened out of nowhere but what we do know is that it is very unrealistic to return to highs this early.

>> No.18507130

>>18507100
Fauci is telling it how it is and that this is far from over.

>> No.18507136

>>18507102
>buy tomorrow

This is why you are poor. Truly living to the Buy high sell low mantra

>> No.18507137

market 100% won't retest
we're in full bull market territory
we're going back up from here on out
v-shape recovery lads

>> No.18507142

>>18507112
>STD burgeritrade
smoll brain application

>> No.18507146

>>18507091
Open as of when?

My state isnt open until june.
Most others arent open until late may.

Can most of the neets here even survive another month without more Trumpbux? When you die, can I have your stuff?

>> No.18507148

>>18507130
it is hard to believe this guy is 85 years old

>> No.18507152

>>18507142
R u Frustrated?

>> No.18507156

>>18507128

>Fact is no one knows why the pump happened out of nowhere

breh

people were buying in anticipation of the trump briefing

>> No.18507159

>>18507104
at least come up with new copypastas, are you creatively bankrupt or something? if you're going to be a shill at least be an entertaining one and give us some novelty.

>> No.18507162

>>18507077
selling any of the meat companies at these levels is just dumb

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18507164

>>18506745
>holding a -3x ETF
>since fucking March

>> No.18507166

>>18507127
Oh no way didnt know that

>> No.18507167

>>18507152
EVERY THING WILL DROP YOU FREAKING IDIOTS

>> No.18507172

Wish Fauci would shut up, he just turns the optimism into pessimism

>> No.18507174

>>18507156
>people
>after hours
>exponential growth in an hour

suuure.

>> No.18507178

>>18507167
>t. seething bear

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18507180

we're going to moon so hard tomorrow I might cum my pants

>> No.18507184

>>18507123
You have no tax reduction from US dividends as opposed to CA dividends which are 50% taxed.

>> No.18507186

>crowded events may be a thing of the past forever

>> No.18507188

>>18507178
FUCK YOU

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18507190

So again what's going to happen to me if this expires in the money and nobody buys my put? I think I royally fucked up. I feel so goddamn stupid.

>> No.18507193

>>18507159
Buy some and enjoy the novelty of gains in your account

>> No.18507197

rip in piss bears lmao

i can't wait for all you salty doomsayers to get liquidated tomorrow

WE BULL MARKET NOW

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18507201

>>18507017
They are schmucks if it is serious bull attitude, that is exactly the problem. But with enough schmucks it can turn real if they decide to just forever ignore actual economic theory again and just do whatever they want.

>>18507062
The issue is that the world has to end, this is delaying the inevitable. Worse, if it truly doesn't end the consequences will destroy this country worse than a crash would.

>>18507060
The death of millions has begun.

>>18507167
I hope this is the case, things look like they are dropping now. But it is too late and they already forced me to close a few positions, fuck them all.

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>>18507188
No thanks, Im to busy being on the rise

>> No.18507208

Told you niggas to buy calls if there wasn't a big movement up or down today
t. nigga that bought a put instead of listening to his own advice.

>> No.18507217

>>18507184
>CA dividends which are 50% taxed
sauce

>> No.18507219

>>18507128
>Fact is no one knows

that, in essence, is why day trading will always be superior. no one does know. only day trading allows you to properly manage risk with stop losses and doesn't have gapping. even the most perfect and highest probability setup can still fail which is why this is important. no one unironically knows the future, you just know the past and present and certain patterns that repeat themselves frequently. that, and risk management.

>> No.18507220

>>18506745
$15 but small hold here. my few holds are helping, gold helped a lot.

>> No.18507226

>>18507156
>people were buying in anticipation of the trump briefing
Yeah everyone was selling in anticipation. Then as soon as it's 5PM, it pumps.

>> No.18507227

>>18506900

Cry more poorfag

>> No.18507229

>>18507190
You will owe about $11000 and you will go to jail if you fail to pay on time.

>> No.18507232
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18507232

>>18507180
Just did

>> No.18507237

>>18507201
>>18507204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
u both tomorrow

>> No.18507239

>>18507184
Other than the 15% withholding tax in the states all my dividends are tax free in canada baby I hold my investments in my TFSA and I have a fuck ton on contribution room to use

>> No.18507240

>>18507190
You become the new mascot for WSB

>> No.18507245

>New guidelines are effective now

ITS OVER.

>> No.18507247

>>18507208
kek fucking /biz/ personified.

>> No.18507250

>>18507172
>imagine just learning this now
>imagine believing we won’t have to take the country back by force

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>> No.18507253

>>18506900
>>18506937
agree, no reason. it's manipulation plain and simple.

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>>18507184
Depends what province you live in but 50% is a top rate.

>> No.18507260

>>18506679
imho we will. give it another month or two.

>> No.18507261

Guys, realise that the second cases tick up again the gating things are moved back. And we go back to the lockdown, states need a downward 14 day trend to continue the reopening.

>> No.18507264

>STATES CAN OPEN TOMORROW


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NEW BVLL MARKET

>> No.18507269

>>18507226
>Yeah everyone was selling
it was pretty flat. probably a lot of rebalancing

>> No.18507271

>>18507208
Knowing there will be huge movement but not knowing the direction is the prime case for a strangle.

>> No.18507273

>>18507264
ooooo-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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18507280

>>18506745
>>18506772
>>18507220
in all seriousness how the fuck do you niggers manage risk? because it sounds like your answer is going to be "i don't".

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18507282

>>18506737
Sold my APA for small profit this week. Should have last week.. Bought DO and RIG today at their lows. pump it.

>> No.18507290

>>18507190
They really should make it illegal to let amateurs to sell options. You can seriously lose infinite money.

>> No.18507292

Glorious profit once things reopen. If history repeats we'll have least ten years of profit out the ass.

>> No.18507308

>>18506925
>He just rattled off a long list of bullish things
Lmao, zero news.

"just like you've done so far, you can do whatever the fuck you want but we recommend you do the same things you did before but in reverse"

>> No.18507329

>>18506794
oil is $19 a barrel numb nuts

>> No.18507352

>>18507217
https://www.advisor.ca/tax/tax-news/all-about-dividend-taxation/

>> No.18507353

Anyone else buy GE today? Feelin comfy

>> No.18507384

>>18507257
50% OF THE INCOME TAX, retard. So if your tax rate is 50%, then you pay equivalent to 25% on capital gains, approximately as much on dividend, as opposed to 50%.

>> No.18507413

>>18507353
Debating too. I feel sad that it used to be a proud american company that got wrecked.

>> No.18507436

>>18507384
Your high buddy

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>>18507093
>mfw GILD was one of the first stocks I bought and its only ~5k
Should've bought more in March

>> No.18507488

>>18507352
nice source retard

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18507534

i was waiting for my 5k to deposit and its due to deposit tomorrow.
i missed the dip, now its going to shoot up.
what should i do, i wanna end it all rn

>> No.18507586

>>18507534
You can still catch RTX, and Oil friend.

>> No.18507704
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18507704

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED ON OIL?

>> No.18508099

>>18507534
C, RTX and any oil stock of your choosing.

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