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18510872 No.18510872 [Reply] [Original]

If we can get government issued stimulus checks why can't we get government issued gfs?

>> No.18510881

>>18510872
that's sexist bro

>> No.18510908

Because the Fed can't print women

>> No.18510922

>>18510872
pathetic

>> No.18510981
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18510981

You know, I was using Tinder the other day and it made no sense that I had to pay for Tinder Gold just to use the app to its full potential. The government should unironically use their NSA CIA spying to create an epic and free government Tinder that can instantly find the best match. You wouldn't even need to fill out your profile because they already know everything about everyone.

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>>18510908
But since they have infinite money they can pay girls monthly to be gfs.

>> No.18511411

>>18511062
Any 4/10 girl can make $100k per month by opening an onlyfans. Why would they bother with us?

>> No.18511428

>>18511062
>But since they have infinite money they can pay girls monthly to be gfs.


Those are called escorts anon.

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18511433

>>18510872
gib gf

>> No.18511434

>>18510908
what's stopping them from using 3d printer?

>> No.18511469

>>18510981
This is in their best interest too. More matches/ marriages = more people having kids = more slaves for them

>> No.18512258

>>18511428
By law they should wait 3 months before sex so the two people can make a connection.