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>> No.18516590

>>18516582
What should I be buying before open? I’m fucking poor

>> No.18516593

Should we wait til a midday pullback to buy or wait til Monday?

>> No.18516600

>>18516590
>I’m fucking poor
only invest what you're willing to lose as long as you go in with that mentality then you're good.

>> No.18516605

Fuck, it's going to fall back down before opening.

>> No.18516622
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18516622

ITS COMING

>> No.18516629

>>18516605
Eh it still up 2.8% chill bro.
Panic and doomer gets you nowhere.

>> No.18516639

Is Baggie ok

>> No.18516646

biz bros it think this is not worth the stress, except if you have over 50k but that means more stress,

goodluck and try to not get bogged in this rigged game

>> No.18516651

>>18516590
Buy oil stonks. Only ones with strong balance sheets

>> No.18516658

>>18516629
Need to start smoking again to handle this market.

>> No.18516671

>>18516658
Smokers apparently fair better then non against corona virus. Maybe you should.

>> No.18516675
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18516675

>>18516582
Getting some short iron condors on SPX

>> No.18516686

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>> No.18516703

How much RTX to make it? Seriously

>> No.18516705

oil now or later?

>> No.18516708

>>18516671
Please for the love of god tell me you aren't trolling.

>> No.18516715
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18516715

>up 15% on JCP

I'm fucking cooming.

>> No.18516727

>>18516658
Do cocaine like a real adult.

>> No.18516752

so do people still think this is a bull trap or what?

>> No.18516792

just woke up, what the fuck is hapennibg with crude ? it's back to 1980 level

>> No.18516804

>>18516703
0

>> No.18516805

Im bearish.

>> No.18516815

>https://twitter.com/BW/status/1250940905818914817

They stole our maymay

>> No.18516823

>>18516752
We've returned to normal. 4000 EOY

>> No.18516824

Im crabbish.

>> No.18516847

>>18516686
HOLY BASED

>> No.18516850

what are good oil stocks?

>> No.18516851

>>18516708
No I am not.
Have you followed any of @__ice9 documentation?
https://twitter.com/__ice9/status/1244120142650499072?s=21

>> No.18516859
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18516859

>last night
>everything was mooning
>even oil stocks
>think "well shit, looks like I missed the second bottom"
>check oil price
>-9%
>17.92
>HOLY SHIT!
>THAT MUST MEAN XOM, SHELL, CHEVRON MUST BE AT ALL TIME LOWS!
>Check
>nah
>still higher than when Oil bottomed out the first time

Okay, seriously, what the fuck

>> No.18516862

>>18516590
How are you planning on buying before it opens Anon?

>> No.18516871

>>18516752
It is a bull trap

>> No.18516875

>>18516815
that happened weeks ago. I've seen the original gif posted a lot on twitter.

>> No.18516887

>>18516752
Cant imagine how its anything else.
I mean Im happy if its really a retarded bull run because I went back into stocks two weeks ago when everything was turbo cheap....
But I doubt we can really just cat jump back to normalcy through the corona crisis.

>> No.18516888
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18516888

I guess bankruptcy doesn't mean what I thought it meant.

>> No.18516889

>>18516850
Im in on RDS b and KOS. Might get some CHEV too if it gets a little cheaper. Should get some XOM too. Today will be interesting, we'll see is Marky Cube is right.

>> No.18516895

>>18516859
priced in, goy

>> No.18516907

>>18516815
>our

>> No.18516912

>>18516888
If a company stops existing, that is very bullish

>> No.18516926

>>18516912
No expenses or overheads.

>> No.18516936

>>18516926
2000 end of day

>> No.18516939

>>18516859
That's US-oil. Xom, cvx, rds, have oil wells in other places than america.

>> No.18516948

ONLY NEGATIVE NEWS IS PRICED IN RETARDS


JUST BUY BUY BUY

>> No.18516950

How low can stocks go now that there's eternal FOMO from 2008? So many people that are willing to buy the dip because they didn't scoop great deals 12 years ago may prevent any real crah from ever happening again.

>> No.18516968

>>18516950
good point

>> No.18516970

Gilead. What's the play here?

>> No.18516973

>>18516862
I meant I want to know what to buy before it opens...

>> No.18516977

>>18516950
Retail investors don't matter

>> No.18516979

what's the most bvllish thing that could happen?

>> No.18516996

>>18516977
I think this behaviour is also seen in instos though

>> No.18517004

>>18516979
nuclear war

>> No.18517005

>>18516979
Nuclear war.

>> No.18517008

>>18516907
kek it actually was /biz/ though
>>18516815
i had a very prominent meme stolen from me by the media, very sad

>> No.18517024

>>18516979
An ancient god is awoken and wages war on all humans.

>> No.18517035

Is it too late to go all in on MFA or nah?

>> No.18517038

>>18516979
Nuclear war

>> No.18517041

This rally just seems like a way to screw boomers and retail investors one more time before whales run away with everyone's money

>> No.18517046

>>18516815
Actually /biz/ stole that meme from reddit.

>> No.18517057

>>18516979
extinction level meteor crashing into the east coast

>> No.18517060
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18517060

They only go up.

>> No.18517066

>>18516979
The entire global population is atomized, every business and all technology is destroyed.

>> No.18517068

My BA 100 puts are toast, aren't they?

>> No.18517071

>>18517035
>MFA
It can still do another 100%, long term.

>> No.18517072

>>18516979
Every volcano erupts and turns the surface of earth into an ashen hellscape with billions of deaths

>> No.18517079

>>18516979
Anyone who ever typed “bvll” intentionally killing themselves

>> No.18517080

>stonks are up
>oil is down to 30 year low
what did i miss?

>> No.18517089

>>18517080
Fake cure

>> No.18517092

>>18517080
Clownmarket.

>> No.18517094

umm oilbros?

>> No.18517097

>>18516970
nothing. should have gotten in yesterday

>> No.18517099
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18517099

Has gay sex been priced in?

>> No.18517102
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18517102

You need to be patient.

>> No.18517107
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18517107

>>18517068
>betting against Trump's America, ever

Beartards get what they fucking deserve

>> No.18517109

>>18517080
>stonks
>lolwutguys what is oil xd
go back

>> No.18517110
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18517110

>> No.18517113
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18517113

>>18517099
yes you sick Anon

>> No.18517118

>>18517109
OK redd!t

>> No.18517124

>>18517080
Faggot countries on the other side of the earth that should have been wiped off the map years ago are fucking with oil

>> No.18517133

>>18517110
I sold them at 34 fuck fuck fuck

>> No.18517139
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18517139

>>18517107
Not a bear but it will crash sooner or later.
The debt pile is getting bigger. There's no escape

>> No.18517142
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18517142

How does this man ejaculating into a woman's vagina affect the stock market?

>> No.18517143

>>18516979
we fire intercontinental missiles at Chinkland

>> No.18517145

>>18517107
You have low IQ and so does Trump. BA is a fucking shit company. If it wasn't a defense contractor the stock would be $10 right now.

>> No.18517150

>>18517142
bullish

>> No.18517157

>>18517142
>the artist actually signed it

>> No.18517159

>>18517142
depends on the age of the vagina

>> No.18517160

>>18516979
Corona evolves into a new super plague

>> No.18517164
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18517164

>>18517133
I bought at 31.50 and panic sold 30.30 2 days later

>> No.18517166

>>18517139
Why can't you faggots understand that Boeing will never fail. It's a matter of national security. Trump has already said that he thinks Boeing is the greatest company in the world, the company accounts for 1% of US GDP, and the US government will never let it fail. I shilled hard as fuck when it dipped no once but twice in the past two days. Fuck off.

>> No.18517168

>>18517142
Wtf my cum does a loop before it gets to the dick?

>> No.18517169

>>18516888
No bankruptcy filed yet, all just shitty speculation.

>> No.18517175

>>18517097
Is it not worth buying puts?

>> No.18517178

>>18517164
>buy high
>sell low

>> No.18517180

>>18517166
I'm talking about Trump's America.

>> No.18517182

>>18517142
>blowing a load directly into the womb
life is not just like your chinese sex cartoons

>> No.18517184

>>18517166
BA will never go away, but that doesn't mean bagholders wont get wiped out.

>> No.18517193 [DELETED] 

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>> No.18517195
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18517195

>>18517080
What oil stocks should I buy?

>> No.18517202

Got $1000 what should I short today

>> No.18517203
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18517203

Rate my portfolio for the day.

>> No.18517205
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18517205

SOXL IS PAMPING SO HARD IM GONNA COOOOOOM.

Lowered my avg price in half buying a shit ton a month ago, GOTDAMN IM COMFY

>DOPAMINE? CHEXK

>> No.18517206

So what the fuck is this stock market based on?

>> No.18517208

Oil now down 11%

>> No.18517219 [DELETED] 

>>18517203
Can I have 2k?

>> No.18517223

>>18517193
If you put a comma after homosexuals that is very close to the Swedish National anthem

>> No.18517224

>>18517206
Hysteria

>> No.18517228

>>18517219
Yes

>> No.18517230

>>18517175
maybe. it was at 85 an hour ago and 84 now. just wait and see what happens in 30 minutes. might pump some more

>> No.18517232

>>18517203
>BA and RTX

You've already made it, brah.

>> No.18517234

>>18517206
Fluposter cope and remdesavir hopeium. JPOW has nothing to do with it. The Fed is buying bonds in order to prevent the total fucking collapse. The economy is still kill.

>> No.18517236

>>18517228
Epic

>> No.18517238

>>18517206
Right now? Hope. Few weeks ago? Fear.

Obvious that we are hitting ATH levels soon, we are reopening and everything will be back to normal. Hard to value things right now, due to the infinite QE meme and when companies are really fully operating again. But the stock market is always predicting the future.

Currently things are a bit undervalued and we could easily go 5-10% higher.

>> No.18517248

>>18517203
um... Can I have 20k?

>> No.18517252

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

I SHOULD HAVE GONE ALL IN ON TRNX

>> No.18517253

>>18517238
Huge fucking sell signal.

>> No.18517254

>>18517166
this, but it doesn't mean it will yield any gainz.

>> No.18517258

Oil just touched a new low of 17.56

>> No.18517259

>>18517208
It's beautiful.

>> No.18517260

>>18517024
This is bullish for KTOS

BUY BUY BUY

>> No.18517267

>>18517238
Holy shit sell sell sell

>> No.18517273

>>18517258
how to buy oil? i am on degiro.

>> No.18517278

>>18517253
As few days ago? Get rekt bobo. A slight pullback is realistic, but then again...every day we had unpredictable bullish news. GILD news rekt so many ppl yesterday.

>> No.18517282

>>18517238
a high schooler who thinks he knows what he is talking about. SELL!

>> No.18517283

Oil down 13% at 17.34

Oil down 13% at 17.34

Oil down 13% at 17.34

>> No.18517285

>>18517202
gild
>>18517238
>will be back to normal
>a bit undervalued
GL

>> No.18517294

>>18517195
that's gross

>> No.18517297

>>18517238
>undervalued
fuck off

>> No.18517301
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18517301

I am a bull, but this time I have a reaaally bad feeling about this market pop.

>> No.18517302

Technical

5 mins
15 mins
Hourly
Daily

Strong Sell
Strong Sell
Strong Sell
Strong Sell

>> No.18517307
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18517307

WHY THE FUCK IS IT POOMPING

>> No.18517311
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18517311

I bought 9 shares of BA @136

DO I SELL OR HODL

TELL ME WHAT TO DO

>> No.18517314

Calls for NVDA, PG INFY WORK today alongside puts for ROKU SLB HDB RF. How fucking mad am I taking same day options?

>> No.18517315

>>18517301
>this cute anime girl being cute could be me! I could do that!

>> No.18517316
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18517316

>>18516582
Oilbros, the support at 20 is failing. Are you still gonna hold?

>> No.18517322

>>18517248
Yes

>> No.18517323

Oil 17.31
Oil 17.31
Oil 17.31

Oil 17.31
Oil 17.31
Oil 17.31

Oil 17.31
Oil 17.31
Oil 17.31

>> No.18517325
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18517325

T R N X
R
N
X

>> No.18517331

Tmdx anon, is the GILD drug legit? I saw that none of those pts were even intubated in the study which means they weren’t even critically ill... seems bogus

>> No.18517337
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18517337

>RDHL
NOO
NOOOOOOO
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>> No.18517340

>>18517331
no

>> No.18517357

>>18517311
Hold, faggot. It will moon past $155 today, easy.

>> No.18517358

>>18517311
Sell

>> No.18517362

I only have to declare my earning/losses once a year, right? As in you declare your e/l in 2020 for the year 2019?

>> No.18517364

>>18517331
lol

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18517369

>>18517357
>>18517358
I DON'T KNOW WHO TO TRUST

>> No.18517371

>>18517322
Please, man. I would legitimately tell my children about you for years.

>> No.18517370

>>18517203
>SPY
XOM, OXY: Strong picks.
RTX:hold
BA: supposed to missle up today, another hold\
CCL: Based gambler

>> No.18517373

>>18517316
Dibs on left

>> No.18517375

>>18517331
No actual results and the chinks rejected it before
Take that as you will

>> No.18517377

>>18516582
I'm using these TRNX gains to buy a couple of my favorite Mansfield whores for the night. Thank you to the anon who was talking about them last night.

>> No.18517382

>>18517278
>GILD news rekt so many ppl yesterday.
But it's literal fake news. Your delusion is showing

>> No.18517392

in 15 minutes we are all fucking rich, guys

>> No.18517396
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18517396

Got 2k to buy lads, what should I get

>> No.18517401

>>18517182
Dicklet

>> No.18517402
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18517402

>crude oil
>Three dollars and twelve cents

>oil stocks
>+4%

this is fucking weird, fellas

>> No.18517405

>>18517396
SPXS

>> No.18517407

>>18517311
>he bought at 136
oh no no no

>> No.18517417

>>18517371
What’s your Venmo?

>> No.18517423

>>18517371
christ...

>> No.18517424

Jesus christ i should've held my MRNA

>> No.18517433

>>18517417
I'll take 20k too please

>> No.18517434

>>18516651
...youckeep shilling this. Tell me, which ones have "good" balance sheets?

>> No.18517435
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18517435

How do I short the press?

>> No.18517436

>>18517193
I'm Mike Pence and I approve of this message.

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18517438

>>18517407
Why yes, I did indeed miss the dip of my lifetime, how could you tell?

>> No.18517455

>>18517435
There is no accountability if your actions cause thousands to die and millions to lose their jobs, it's only if you say nigger online does anything bad happen to you.

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18517459

>>18517193
Based

>> No.18517460

>>18517206
Probably some old boomer code like COBOL or some shit.

>> No.18517461

>>18517316
are those JAV idols?

>> No.18517462
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18517462

GILD holder bought at $77.50 in late 2017. It's been an absolute dog of a stock for years and is finally showing promise. Feeling petty comfy ngl

>> No.18517463

>>18517435
vote red in november

>> No.18517467

>>18517362
Why would you declare your gains. Fuck the IRS. I'm done paying taxes

>> No.18517468

>>18517455

Only if you're a Republican. The governor of Virginia is still doing just dandy.

>> No.18517473

>>18516703
Oh look another RTX shill pretending to act as if he is a new comer who owns none and is looking for advice to buy some.


What's with all the influx of stocktwits tier shills on here?

>> No.18517474

>>18517417
Andrew-Hersh-5

>> No.18517479

>>18517362
Depending on your broker or where you are, you might need to file taxes for each time you sell a stock within 30 days after the sale date.

>> No.18517480

GOOGL all time high

>> No.18517483

I bought a covered call of SQQQ for $13 that expires May 1. Should I buy a put to hedge? I’m worried the market’s going to sore

>> No.18517484

>>18516582
https://twitter.com/RealTianZeng/status/1250979087079878656

short GILD?

>> No.18517486

>>18517462
I think most anons are shorting GILD mate.

>> No.18517489

LESS THAN TEN FUCKING MINUTES BOYS
WE WILL BE LITERALLY DROWNING IN CASH

>> No.18517492

>>18517474
Post results

>> No.18517493
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18517493

>GME 5.25

>> No.18517496
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18517496

9 minutes till, hope you all have a great Green Day and make lots of money.

>> No.18517501

>>18517473
I dont understand the shilling of RTX. I own a bunch and think it will succeed so I am not upset at them shilling it... But normally these kids pick no name pump and dump biotech shit that they can actually influence

>> No.18517502
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18517502

>>18517461
Don't know. This girl is a 24 y/o chinese murderer.

>> No.18517507

>>18516859
Manipulation. Come on, you should've realized how manipulated the market is by now.

>> No.18517508
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18517508

WWE WRESTLE FUCKING MANIA
VINCE AND TRUMP GONNA CHOKESLAM ANY LIBERAL GOVERNER THAT DOESN'T OPEN UP

>> No.18517509
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18517509

>>18517496

>> No.18517512

The market needs to fucking open so I can take profit

>> No.18517515

>>18517223
In what way ?

>> No.18517520

Alright I got a joke share of JCP.
WW@?

>> No.18517523

>>18517484
>https://twitter.com/RealTianZeng/status/1250979087079878656
short everyfucking thing.
Even amazon is going down.

>> No.18517524

Is it too late to go all in on MFA or nah?

>> No.18517530

>>18517401
>knows nothing about gynecology
you realize if the cervix worked that way every woman would be infertile from infections right

>> No.18517535

>>18517501
This place is overran with Reddit and Facebook only buying 10 different stocks

>> No.18517536

>>18517323

*clack* *clack* *clack* *clack* *clack* *clack* *clack* *clack* *clack* *clack* *clack* *clack* *clack* *clack* *clack*

>> No.18517539
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>>18517238
>Currently things are a bit undervalued

>> No.18517543
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18517543

TRNX ABOUT TO MOON! AHHHH

>> No.18517546

>>18516888
Naaaa its just like gamestop. Tell me, anon, would you seriously stick 100k into it IF you were not allowed to pull out for 5 years?

Heck no! Just cause they keep getting pumps doesnt change the reality of the situation.

>> No.18517548

I bought 1000 shares of SPY at 288 all you gotta do is trust Trump, he will save us.

>> No.18517550

>>18516752
Yes

>> No.18517552

AMD PLS PLS PLS
MOON TO THE FUCKING MOOOOON PLSSSSSSS

>> No.18517554
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18517554

>>18517508

>> No.18517555

>>18517536

I'm pretty sure oil already hit their downhill and are now at the part where the coaster is just kind of cruising farther down lol

>> No.18517561
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18517561

5 MINUTES TILL OPENING

HOPE YOURE ALL READY

>> No.18517567

>>18517238
How do I farm (you)'s like this?

>> No.18517568

>>18517561
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18517570

>>18516950
Untill a certain tipping point. Mainly when all the FOMOfags can't pay their bills and they need to liquidate against any cost.

>> No.18517571

>>18517492
I just set it up so it could take a few days apparently. But if you really did this you are literally a saint and you have changed my entire life. If there is any way I'll be able to contact you directly I 100% will.

>> No.18517573

>>18516970
Avoid because it is moving like a biomeme.

>> No.18517576

Spy puts today or no

>> No.18517578

5 minutes until the crash is over!Trump did it!

>> No.18517579

>>18517524
get in today

>> No.18517591

This is the average average trader/investor that you are betting against. >>18517238

>> No.18517592

>>18517484
Are you telling me all the people who've been saying we'll be retesting March lows for the last 3 weeks are shorting GILD? I'll buy more.

>> No.18517594
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18517594

SQQQ or SPXS calls boys?

>> No.18517596

What if SPY limits down today.

>> No.18517597

>>18517576
next week is red

>> No.18517598

>>18517435

Why, idiots are vast majority.

This is precisely why we have Trump, Putin, Modi and other fucking uneducated populists imbeciles everywhere.

There is no escape.

>> No.18517599

any good sanitation corps? clx etc.?

>> No.18517601

>>18517253
>>18517267
>>18517282
>>18517285
>>18517297
>>18517539
biz is always wrong. consensus says sell, so you should buy

>> No.18517602

>>18517571
Right now some guy is laughing at this

>tfw legit just want 2k

>> No.18517604

>>18517571
>inb4 this dude loses it all on options, airlines, or cruise liners

>> No.18517606

>>18517512
this
selling everything the moment I go past the point I was before covid crashed everything

>> No.18517607

IS IT TWO LATE TO GET INTO TRNX????

>> No.18517618

>Under 285
OHNONONO THE RESISTANCE CANNOT BE BROKEN

>> No.18517619

>>18517594
Both. SQQ is riskier with more upside.

>> No.18517624

>>18517576
No you just can’t time the market. Even though the way I see it the s&p is already at 1500 points it just hasn’t happened yet.

>> No.18517625
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18517625

What is this pattern called?

>> No.18517627
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18517627

this is it, good luck everyone

>> No.18517629

>>18517598
>uneducated populists
lol Your gender studies degree isn't in high demand, eh?

>> No.18517631

Diamond support at 285

>> No.18517634

im scared

>> No.18517635

GOOD MORNING BULLBROS TODAY WILL BE A GLORIOUS DAY

LETS

GET

THIS

BREAD

>> No.18517639

>>18517598

Midwit take

>> No.18517640

SPY GOING TO CRASH

>> No.18517642

>>18517396
JCP ALL THE WAY

>> No.18517643

>>18517561
I bailed out of XOM pre-market, hope that wasn't retarded.

>> No.18517644

DING DING DING

>> No.18517645
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18517645

Good luck, frens

>> No.18517648

Permabull lets gooooooooooo

>> No.18517649

>>18517627
I'm scared.

>> No.18517652

>>18517601
Exactly what i am doing. Market opening in 1min and the bobos are mentally damaged right now.

>+4% EoD.

>> No.18517653
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18517653

What are some meme stocks? Give me the Chainlink of stocks.

>> No.18517654

>>18517604
Fuck no. If it comes through it's a down payment this fall.

>> No.18517656
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18517656

DING DING DING DING DING
LET'S GO FRENS

>> No.18517655

Get in Tesla either early when it wicks down hard or wait till lunch

>> No.18517657

DING DING DING DING DING

>> No.18517661

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

>> No.18517663

Look at S&P 500 GO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18517664

>>18517653
TSLA, Uber, Netflix, Zoom

>> No.18517665
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18517665

Good luck everyone

>> No.18517667

>>18517648
BASED

FUCK YOU BOBO WHERE TF ARE YOU
?????????

>> No.18517668

>>18517643
me too

>> No.18517670

>>18517653
IT'S NOT A MEME
BUY TRNX

>> No.18517672

>>18517625
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18517673

>>18517644
>29:31
tryhard

>> No.18517675
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18517675

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>> No.18517677

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I SHOULD HAVE SOLD BA STOP DUMPING

>> No.18517678
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18517678

>>18517667

>> No.18517683

>>18517203
>Longing a company with a basketball American CEO
Ngmi

>> No.18517687

>>18517643
>>18517668
Whoops we're retards.

>> No.18517691
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18517691

WHY AM I LOSING MONEY WHAT THE FUCK ARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18517694

>>18517625
Take profit pattern.

>> No.18517696

TRNX

>> No.18517697

AHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK AMD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>> No.18517700

>>18517654
nice, good financial decision desu. debt should be great to use. not sure if fall will be the right time, but happy hunting.

>> No.18517702

SPY CRASHING

>> No.18517703

OH YEAH

>> No.18517705

Its still green retards
Take profits if you're so spooked

>> No.18517710
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18517710

GME DROPPING LIKE A FUCKING ROCK

>> No.18517711
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18517711

WOAH

>> No.18517712

AHHH SHIT GUYS WTF AMD AAAHHH HELP ME TRUMP PLS HELP

>> No.18517718

>>18517678
DIDN'T READ

NEVER SELLING

LETS GO BASED GREEN DILDOS

>> No.18517724

So the pink wojak meme has become so overused that it doesn't really mean anything anymore. Just post it on any random day and pretend you're losing a lot of money. Epic for the lulz

>> No.18517725
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18517725

SHIT IS SELLING OFF!

Why isn't oil down yet?! Today is the day, the day of the great oil crash. Quick oilchads, what stocks should I be looking at to get into oil? I resolved, I will carry some longs from now on aside from RTX and tobacco....but they are going to be oil.

>> No.18517727

>>18517700
I'm in Western PA and prices are already a bit depressed. My thinking is this whole thing is going to put everyone in desperation mode in the second half of the year. I'm admittedly very green on real estate though (for poverty and noob-related reasons). Isn't real estate primed to drop by then or are you thinking it's going to take longer?

>> No.18517734

The problem with RTX is that we have too many newfag retards who think they are genius analysts contributing to the thread when all they’re doing is reccomending a bluechip company.

>> No.18517735

Where were you when you heard the news?
>be in cab with fren
>fren says west texas sweet crude is kill
>no

>> No.18517739

>>18517725
I really like XOM, but I pulled out and am waiting for the holocaust to be over before I buy back in.

>> No.18517744

>>18517735
Art
of
the
Deal

>> No.18517747
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18517747

WOAH
LOOK AT OIL

>> No.18517749
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18517749

>>18517724
MOMMY MOMMY HELP ME PLEEEASE MY WILLY HURTS PLEASE HELP ME ARRGHHHH IT HURTS IIT HURTS HOLD ME MOMMMYYY ARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>> No.18517750

trnx .36
GUYS I TOLD YOU
remember this

>> No.18517751
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18517751

>>18517724
hownew.ru

>> No.18517752
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18517752

ZYNGA DROPPED AND I WAS ABLE TO PICK UP CHEAP CALLS

LETS

FUCKING

GOOOOO

>> No.18517753

>green
BOOOOORING

>> No.18517758
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18517758

>>18517724
WHY DOES MY PEE PEE GET BIGGER WHEN I SEE BOOBY?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>> No.18517759

>>18517751
>Look mom I posted the thing again hehehehe, if you dont like funny meme then you are newfag

>> No.18517760

>>18517434
LEARN HOW TO READ BALANCE SHEETS YOU PIECES OF SHIITES

AHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18517767

shouldve bought those roku puts i was thinking about yesterday damn it

>> No.18517773
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>>18517759
>MOMMY THESE PEOPLE ON /BIZ/ ARE BULLYING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18517775

>>18517727
I'm searching in eastern PA. Prices are starting to come down, but I'm trying to dampen my expectations. I likely don't have enough cash on hand for the pending underwriting changes, and it might benefit me to wait for max pain as well. A totally different area might suit me better too. Pittsburgh prices look great to me.

>> No.18517777

>>18517724
you'll know when it's real

>> No.18517780
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18517780

UP UP TO THE MOON

>> No.18517781
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>> No.18517785

Put premiums tell the story, we're going back down

>> No.18517787

>>18517434
Lmao how is a balance sheet "good" or "bad." Like is it misbehaving or something lol

boomers and their magic numbers.

>> No.18517791

congrats MRNA holders.. hopefully you're taking some profits..

>> No.18517794
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18517794

>>18517739
When I see XOM, I ask myself why not PSX instead. I think it is superior overall at the current prices, more upside, more secure and similar dividend, more stability, better balance-sheet, better history of growth, etc. unless XOM goes back lower to like 34 or so again. But noted friend, keep coming if you have more suggestions.

>> No.18517796
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>> No.18517798
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>>18517759
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHH MOMMY IT STINGS IT STINGS MAKE THE BAD MEN STOP PLEASEEEE ARRGHH MOMMY! MOMMY!

>> No.18517801

>>18517780
tfw doubled down shorts on open. it feels good to recover a bit.

>> No.18517802

yesterday dji and s&p didnt do shit. today dji up and the other two are doing fuck all. what gives?

>> No.18517803

>>18517787
What are your positions? I feel like I could make a lot of money shorting you

>> No.18517807

Tech stocks are dumping.

>> No.18517809

>Could have bought a call for today like I had originally planned and day traded this fake pump (I only day trade MWF for my own sanity)
>Instead I bought a put mid morning yesterday like a fucking amateur
God damn it.

>> No.18517811
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18517811

I told you and you didn't believe me.

>> No.18517814

>>18517802
Different industries are listed on different exchanges and are responding in different ways, whodathunk

>> No.18517815

My SPY puts are only down 25% today. Couldn’t say I’m not comfy rn. All I need is Trump to announce retaliation against China for starting the virus and I’ll print money.

>> No.18517817

>>18517798
The guy who made this pic has no fucking clue how candles work

>> No.18517818
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18517818

>>18517803
What the fuck are you talking about? Watch out. I'll make a lot of money off talling you lmao.

>> No.18517819

>>18517807
Good. I need to buy in soon.

>> No.18517821

>all my positions gapped down on open, stopping me out
WHAT WAS THAT
FROM +400 RIGHT DOWN TO -400 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18517827
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18517827

>Just bought into oil company that declared force majeure yesterday
ABSOLUTELY BULLISH

>> No.18517829

>>18517811
I didn't see it!!

>> No.18517828

>>18517814
yeah but i thought all lines only go up. why line no go up

>> No.18517831

who /workingfromhome/ here?

>> No.18517832

>>18517817
I think you probably have autism

>> No.18517833

Someone PLEASE sell me a put for SQQQ so I don’t have to carry these bags

>> No.18517835

>>18517759
dont get too upset lmao

>> No.18517837

Realistic bottom today? 2770?

>> No.18517836

>>18517787
Based zoomer

>> No.18517838

CALLS ON SOUTHWEST AIRLINES, QUICKLY, YES OR NO

>> No.18517841

Tech companies are dumping. Fuck I should’ve bought that put yesterday

>> No.18517843

>>18517832
And I think you're a fucking tourist and should go back to b

>> No.18517844

>>18517794
>implying pump and dump day traders care about balance sheets
Only matters if you are going long.

>> No.18517845

>>18517785
No, it just tells how hard bears will get fucked.

>> No.18517846

>>18517837
2847

>> No.18517848

All that high opening volume and dow is going nowhere. Aftermarket trading is a fucking scam.

>> No.18517847

>>18517838
no

>> No.18517849
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>>18517831
more like /jerkingfromhome/ while getting paid and shitposting

>> No.18517850
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18517850

OH N--

>> No.18517854

I FELL FOR THE GILD MEME
FJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.18517855

ROKU DUMP TIME!!!!

>> No.18517856

>>18517831
I’m not only off cause of the virus its a federal day off since we get every other friday off.

>> No.18517858

>>18517847
thanks, but why not

>> No.18517860

>>18517817
heikin ashi my dude

>> No.18517869
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18517869

BIG TECH GETTING HAMMERED

>> No.18517870
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18517870

>>18517843
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18517873
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>>18517829
It'll probably go down to 92 or lower by the end of the day.

>> No.18517872

>>18517858
earnings reports aren't out yet

>> No.18517874

So
Who's buying oil

>> No.18517875

>>18517846
haha, rip already

>>18517837
couldn't tell you. I'll be surprised if it's lower than 2700. we could even end at 2900. who fucking knows.

>> No.18517883

>>18517860
Didn't think of that. Still not accurate though.

>> No.18517886

>>18517854
Same wtf

>> No.18517887
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18517887

Bought xom then sold it 10 minutes later

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>>18517874
I bought a pipeline on Monday.

>> No.18517890

>>18517775
Pittsburgh prices are great but unless you live in the city or work remotely, prospects are grim. I work remotely so I have the luxury of being able to buy in areas with very large historical houses and land but almost zero local income possibilities so prices stay low. If I can get a couple acres for my kids in a house with well water and internet, idgaf where it is, I'm going to make it happen.

>> No.18517896

GILD BEARS BTFO

>> No.18517900

>crash
No it's not faggots, just a couple of people taking profits.

>> No.18517901

>>18517869
Looks like AyyyMD will do okay.... god why didn't I put all my fucking money into this meme of a company years ago at $12.

>> No.18517903

AMD is UP UP UP again FUCK YEAH HERE WE GO, WE ROLLIN WE RIDIN

>> No.18517904

>>18517875
2.854,40 +54,85 +1,96%

>> No.18517907

>>18517869
Already rebounding.

>> No.18517910

>>18517724
It has been 10 years since 4chan has been fun. How are people still not used to these YouTube tier commenters yet

>> No.18517913

>>18517849
based I've jerked off four times to doujins already today.

>> No.18517921

>>18517874
I mean, nobody‘s gonna need it for two months. So it‘s staying nice and low for a while right?

>> No.18517922
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18517922

well this look good

>> No.18517924

SHELL GOIN UP UP UP
AMD GOIN UP UP UP
GOOGLE GOIN UP UP

MAKE
ME
FUCKIN
RICH

>> No.18517927

>>18517724
>pretend you're losing a lot of money
With the amount of retards here, I wouldn't be surprised.

>> No.18517928

new thread here:

>> No.18517932
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18517932

Whats wrong with the NASDAQ today?

>> No.18517936
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>>18517854
It prints money

>> No.18517937

anyone got a link to the cnbc stream?
Livenewsnow aint working

>> No.18517942

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18517943

>>18517928
------->

>> No.18517944

>>18517928
PRINT THE NEXT THREAD JEROME

>> No.18517947

>>18517922
If you're a bear. Look at the divergence. The trend is weakening.

>> No.18517950

>>18517936
>he used a digital camera to take a picture of his phone instead of a screenshot

Hi dad

>> No.18517951

>>18517940
>>18517940
>>18517940

>> No.18517955
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18517955

CLOSE THE GAP S&P! FILL ME UP

>> No.18517964
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18517964

>>18517844
I can't day trade. So yea, I am only thinking of longing atm.

>>18517869
This graph is beyond fucked up.

>>18517932
People aren't buying netflix and roku today.

>> No.18517965

From the chad that brought you C, and GILD i bring you the newest high volume option that has come across my sweeper
$4million order on IWM May15th 116p

>> No.18517966

COME ON BABY ITS POOOOOMP TIME

>> No.18517982

If the markets so strong why does it take overnight market manipulation for it to make any meaningful moves?

>> No.18518019

>>18517316
Are Asian school girls a good investment?

>> No.18518038

>TGI to the moon
>didn't buy at 6.90 and sell immediately

Happy Friday

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>>18517811
It's going to the moon.

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18518288

>>18517696
i bought some trnx anons

>> No.18518312
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18518312

>sir, NO you can't go past! This area is restricted
>step aside jannie, I have a statement to make
>*ahem*
FUCK WOMEN, FUCK TRANNIES

>> No.18518335

>>18517238
Jeez some of anons need to think realistically for once not based off
>i bought stocks so they should go up
You just want that for the profits

Pretend you gained no usd from stocks going up or down. Objectively speaking it should still go down.

>>18517382
This not even a medical study. Wanted to buy a put but market is irrational and its expensive. Lmao if it was legit the premium could easily be lower cause "no risk" of it being fake amirite but nah it's high just like the calls.

>> No.18518383

why are we dumping again???

>> No.18518681

guys trnx is .40+ now
i really hope you guys got in on this in the teens with me

>> No.18518936

>>18518681
Got in at .25, but 200 more shares at .33 this morning.

>> No.18519187

>>18517238
Switch off the computer and never post here again

>> No.18519894

>>18516851
>trusting chink figures
You gonna tell me you genuinely believe that bugland has no new reported cases?