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18553480 No.18553480 [Reply] [Original]

>entire economy on hold to face guaranteed collapse
>"priced in"

>> No.18553532

stonks only go up

>> No.18553557

>>18553532
it's not a loss if you don't sell ;)

>> No.18553582
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>>18553480
>guaranteed collapse

>> No.18553583

>>18553480
priced in

>> No.18553596

>>18553480
Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on /biz/ asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.

>> No.18553639

>>18553596
this nigga knows whats up

>> No.18553670
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>>18553596
BRRRRiced in

>> No.18553798

do you know what the actual collapse of economy would be like, you mouthbreather?

>no, no, i havent been waitering at 15$ /hour for 2 months now - HOW CAN THE SOCIETY SURVIVE??

>> No.18553843

>>18553798
>Tens of millions to be unemployed by the end of this shit
>A good amount won't have a job to go back to
>Corporate debt crisis was never dealt with
>We're coming off of one of the biggest bullruns ever
>'Dude the economy's gonna be fine'

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>>18553798
>"priced in!"

>> No.18554543

The market is not rigged, it's just focusing on the wrong thing. It's focusing on the virus and when people can start going back to work, thinking that will fix the problem. However, the virus is not the problem, the virus is what's causing the problem. The real problem is the total mess and destruction caused by the pandemic, and this will last longer than the virus. So while the market is happy that it thinks the virus situation will be under control soon... it's totally missing the real big picture problem that's getting worse and worse around the world. Once it realizes that, it will tank again.