/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18559131]

3rd Impact Edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management:
https://pastebin.com/wedwGjmQ

>Live Bloomberg Stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation

>Free Chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>misc
https://stocktwits.com/
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
https://fintel.io/
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://google.com

>>18557842

[Anonymous No.18559143]

Spoon feed me a 1 week long position

[Anonymous No.18559145]

Apparently someone from this general got dis-owned by their family and is wandering in Alabama.

Can someone fill me in?

[Anonymous No.18559147]

[Anonymous No.18559153]

>>18559145
it's pasta

[Anonymous No.18559159]

>>18559145
I think its the anon who said he was a convicted sex offender and needed to "disappear" from his life and family, hes been posting about it for a few days now

[Anonymous No.18559161]

>>18559143
calls on SPY

[Anonymous No.18559170]

>>18559143
YINN

[Anonymous No.18559177]

You’re delusional if you can’t see that this house of cards is valued in a bubble and the first domino has already tipped over, one day a reckoning will come, and no one will be using Netflix and the reddit meme says “haha gold price goes OOOOOOOOOOOOO” and basically the US dollar is going to Weimar and you’ll be living in a favela that used to call the USA because everyone lost their jobs and you thought a lack of liquidity and a short-squeeze was causing the stock market’s violent move up but ACKSHUALLY it’s just money printing because the stock market is meant to reflect the current employment numbers and NOT earnings for decades to come.

[Anonymous No.18559178]

>https://www.strawpoll.me/19818706

It's time to vote. BAM or BX?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18559185]

thanks be to god, uhhh, and thank you for sharing time with me friends.

[Anonymous No.18559194]

>>18559177
>US dollar is going to Weimar
That bullish for stocks.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18559196]

>>18559178
why not both? these straw polls are trivial... I don't care enough.. ok i'll vote for the first amendment and boobs.

[Anonymous No.18559203]

>>18559177
didn't read
bought stocks
lol

[Anonymous No.18559211]

>>18559177

great, the niggerpilled kike is here.

[Anonymous No.18559215]

me when on profit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWPBKAqJgsw

[Anonymous No.18559221]

>>18559178
coordinated FUD. Don't give in BAM bros

[Anonymous No.18559223]

>>18559203
post moar /smg/ pictures I lost all of mine when I switched distros

[Anonymous No.18559224]

>>18559177
zerohedge pls, you've been wrong for the last 11 years. stay poor

[Anonymous No.18559228]

Tired of this shitty fucking crypto trash. Fucking scam coin faggot bullshit.
You boomers are making hella dough. How do I get in?

[Anonymous No.18559233]

CNN propagandist getting BTFO in real time holy shit the balls on our president

[Anonymous No.18559236]

Why does /SMG/ have such a hard on for NET?

[Anonymous No.18559241]

>>18559196
Baggie whats your stock picks. You're always here rambling but I never see you talk stocks, isn't that what the trip is for?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18559243]

>>18559203
i've tried to buy crotchless panties that look like that so my girl friend can put them on and take them off.... uhhh the heart pattern in the ass it doesn't actually exist unless you get the ones that have the material come over the crotch and cunny.... i dunno that kinda defeats the purpose of crotchless panties.

[Anonymous No.18559246]

>>18559215
based kanna-poster

[Anonymous No.18559250]

>>18559236
Fundementals

[Anonymous No.18559251]

>>18559228
wait until the next crash then buy a lot

[Anonymous No.18559252]

Are you just gonna scroll by without saying "Thanks Chinks"?

[Anonymous No.18559255]

Can we start banning people who shill chinkstocks?

[Anonymous No.18559256]

>>18559236
They have great margins, great revenue growth and spend all their money on advertising and R&D

[Anonymous No.18559258]

god damn, trump just shattered the fake news that large chains were getting money.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18559262]

>>18559241
im long gold fagget. lurk harder before you give me a you... im watching 60 minutes.

[Anonymous No.18559265]

O-I-L

[Anonymous No.18559266]

>trump shill himself for the entire speech
>"it's not about me"
>"worst press treatment in history

[Anonymous No.18559278]

>>18559262
Stocks dude. Also physical or paper

[Anonymous No.18559279]

anyone buy individual bonds?

[Anonymous No.18559286]

some nog jounro: ive seen lots of nazi flags

lol, they just make shit up constantly

[Anonymous No.18559288]

>>18559252
Thanks chinks!

[Anonymous No.18559289]

>>18559223
I can upload all the ones that I have to some filehosting site or something
do you want psds?

>>18559243
just get normal panties, use scissors to cut out the heart-shaped part, and then sew some reinforcement around it

[Anonymous No.18559296]

how long until maga pol tourists leave smg

[Anonymous No.18559304]

>>18559286
it's real mate, see:

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1587340044561.jpg

[Anonymous No.18559305]

Lotta newfags here really taking the bait and sperging out about inflation...

BULLISH
AS
FUCK

[Anonymous No.18559306]

>>18559296

five seconds after you kys

[Anonymous No.18559311]

>>18559296
>it was her turn

[Anonymous No.18559313]

>>18559131
I hope /pol/ retards stop ruining threads with no discussion of the market

[Anonymous No.18559314]

why none of the reporter asking about the economy?

[Anonymous No.18559317]

>tfw a few minutes behind on the White House stream

Fuck this stupid chink whore. Fucking insect.

[Anonymous No.18559321]

>>18559288
how tight do you think Xi Jinping's asshole is? asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.18559324]

[Anonymous No.18559329]

Definitely green by morning. Slow crawl up with some dips and then the morning pump just before open, we've seen this 20 times already. The robots will follow the trendline.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18559333]

>>18559278
damn.... ok you want to buy a stock... look to short CLX this shit will come back down, but valuations are kinda crazy.... you don't have to swing at every pitch... this is baseball but there's no bad pitch... patiently wait for your trade to open the opportunity, and then you can go... Ima short clorox and make some money.... just not monday.

[Anonymous No.18559335]

Buying RTX and KTOS rn

[Anonymous No.18559336]

so easy to trigger magatards for (You)s lmao

[Anonymous No.18559351]

>>18559336

> being kiked and niggerpilled out loud

[Anonymous No.18559354]

>>18559289
jpgs or pngs are fine, and if you uploaded it on a fileshare I could add it to the OP next time I make a thread. thanks anon

[Anonymous No.18559356]

[Anonymous No.18559359]

>>18559335
Wait till after airline guidance, also look into LHX

[Anonymous No.18559362]

>>18559305
inflation = bullish, you jackass. Inflation should be ~3%. Expect deflationary pressures from low consumer spending. 30mil+ out of work, who will be spending? Who will be creating value?

[Anonymous No.18559369]

>>18559289
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
based. how many of these did you make?

The anon who made the pirates of the carribean one came back recently...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18559382]

>>18559369
post sauce faggot.

[Anonymous No.18559385]

>>18559324
>up 3% in the last hour of friday
>down 0.6%
>"OH, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,NO MY FCKING STOCKARINO, MY CALLS

[Anonymous No.18559388]

>>18559324
Down half a percent = green in morning. Trump press conference = green in morning.

I would've said otherwise if DJIA futures were down 1.5%

[Anonymous No.18559392]

What's going to happen to my MRO position tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18559395]

Which companies are publishing their earnings this week?

[Anonymous No.18559396]

LISTEN CNN

[Anonymous No.18559400]

HEY LISTEN CNN, YOU FUCKERS

[Anonymous No.18559401]

>>18559336
true, but don't stack (you)s during market hours plz.

>>18559359
Been curious, I think L3Harris sold off some drone business for antitrust reasons, any idea what they have left? How's their debt look?

[Anonymous No.18559403]

>>18559395
IBM is the big one.

[Anonymous No.18559404]

SPY calls are ridiculously cheap right now. Why do you all buy some since stocks only go up?

[Anonymous No.18559411]

Can someone timestamp Trump btfoing the chink for me? I was smoking weed and letting my puppy play in the back yard

[Anonymous No.18559413]

>>18559403
wtf does IBM do anymore?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18559416]

>>18559401
i don't even get it....

[Anonymous No.18559418]

Market HAS to go down

I’m in cash rn

[Anonymous No.18559426]

>>18559395
based TWBB poster, just watched it last night while stoned, 10/10. daniel day lewis is a genius actor.

[0xBitcoin No.18559429]

Thoughts on Trump pwning the Chink News Network?

And on this portfolio?

[Anonymous No.18559430]

>>18559404
bought a few calendar straddle swaps on SPY
sold some backratios on VIX
arbed 5-30 year bond futures
gamma scalping this week's earnings
AMA

[Anonymous No.18559433]

>>18559413
Supercomputers, cloud stuff, AI

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18559439]

>>18559401
oh i get it the guy who's 6 foot 4 spends his time taking care of the wojack searching for yous.

[Anonymous No.18559443]

>why is the senator who was caught inside trading part of the re-opening task force?
>I like her state, Georgia
Is this bullsih?

[Anonymous No.18559444]

>>18559404
processors and IT

[Anonymous No.18559445]

Looks like the sp500 futures have forgotten to correlate with oil again. Last time this happened waa the beginning of the whole crash at end of January.

[Anonymous No.18559448]

>>18559416
Well you don't get how this board is supposed to work being a faggot tripfag so it isnt suprising.

[Anonymous No.18559451]

>>18559252
thanks chinks and obongo

[Anonymous No.18559456]

>>18559401
They also don't own EoTech anymore

[Anonymous No.18559458]

>>18559395
Coke, Hershey's, Kimberly Clark
Eli Lilly
Lockheed Martin
Lam Research, Netflix
Domino's, Chipotle
Verizon

[Anonymous No.18559457]

>>18559429
stop posting this retarded-ass portfolio. buy stocks like a man you faggot

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18559459]

>>18559448
sorry but maybe you like my pussies.

[Anonymous No.18559460]

>>18559445
SPY and oil haven't been correlated since the bear market ended. Oil was dumping while SPY has been climbing since.

[Anonymous No.18559461]

>>18559266
>defending yourself against literal lies from partisan propagandists is "shilling yourself"

[Anonymous No.18559464]

>>18559458
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.18559472]

>>18559458
>LMT
I hope it dips down so I can snag a few more

[Anonymous No.18559474]

>>18559395
Netflix on Tuesday afternoon.
Intel is on Thursday after close.
Dominoes Pizza is on Thursday morning before open.

[Anonymous No.18559479]

>>18559429
I’m happy he’s in control. I’m unsure if these liberal journalist realize how bad they look. I guess this is why npr and pbs didn’t want to show the briefings anymore. This week the markets crash. Buy dwsh and tvix

[Anonymous No.18559478]

>>18559458
i cant wait for coke to crash below $40 again so i can pick some up

[Anonymous No.18559480]

>>18559458
This does not look like a good week for bulls.

[Anonymous No.18559490]

>>18559458
Fuck it I'm buying IBM tomorrow, it's gonna moon on earnings not being down at all

[Anonymous No.18559491]

>>18559426
forgot pic. saved this for the religious posters.

[Anonymous No.18559494]

yikes

[Anonymous No.18559504]

>>18559490
it won't moon, it'll match S&P.

[Anonymous No.18559506]

>>18559362
Correct on the deflationary pressures, which is why the muh inflation posters are a touch ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.18559507]

>You have $2,000 USD to put into any security on Monday morning, which do you choose?

Right now I think I'm gonna put it all in TVIX baby! Crash crash crash!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18559508]

>>18559491
what? so now you're going to teach me empathy doesn't exist and that you can't learn from some one elses mistakes and teach those lessons onto other people?

[Anonymous No.18559519]

>>18559460
No it has not stopped before now. Look at the fucking 1 day correlation coefficient in the pic.

[Anonymous No.18559522]

>>18559458
I think I'm going to stick to only a few of these earnings. I'm almost positive Intel is going to go up, DPZ up, maybe LUV down (hard to tell. People like to shout about PRICED IN, but JPM and BAC weren't priced in). I'll probably just stick to these three plays.

[Anonymous No.18559528]

>>18559504
>it won't moon,
>it'll match S&P.
Why contradict yourself?

[Anonymous No.18559531]

>>18559491
Classic Paul dano

>>18559480
Now how in the heck do you figure that?

>>18559478
I just don’t see it happening. If it does, I might apply for a loan. Shit I might just fill out Fafsa right now and see what I can get just in case.

[Anonymous No.18559535]

>>18559508
>so now you're going to teach me empathy doesn't exist and that you can't learn from some one elses mistakes and teach those lessons onto other people?

where did i say that? are you replying to the right person? did you take your meds today tripfag?

[Anonymous No.18559538]

>>18559507
20/30/20 IBM, RTX if it drops below $64, NET if RTX doesn't drop, Sleep Country

[Anonymous No.18559540]

>are ya winnin' son?

[Anonymous No.18559541]

>>18559457
>namefag is samefag is Redditfag
Pottery
Don’t give it the (you)s it feeds off.

[Anonymous No.18559543]

[Anonymous No.18559546]

>>18559531
>Now how in the heck do you figure that?
Why not buy calls if you think otherwise?

[Anonymous No.18559560]

On one hand the virus issue is looking good. On the other hand the reports are coming out and they don't look good.
I'm thinking buy month long calls

[Anonymous No.18559561]

>>18559490
They have a female CEO sucker

[Anonymous No.18559570]

FUTURES ARE RED

I REPEAT

FUTURES ARE RED

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18559574]

>>18559535
No I replied to the person who doesn't actually understand life.... You're so ignorant that you can't actually understand what experiences truly are.... I hope you find god soon.

[Anonymous No.18559575]

>>18559570
That's why I didn't buy friday

[Anonymous No.18559576]

>>18559561
So does AMD

[Anonymous No.18559578]

Lads, it has come to my attention that I am a bit of a racist. Is it possible for me to “stop” being racist?

Also why am I racist? I just want help. Anyways Idk probably just gonna rope 10 years or so from now anyways, so I might aswell do good for the world.

What good deed should I do?

[Anonymous No.18559582]

[Anonymous No.18559581]

>>18559540
>bought GILD at the top off of some terrible unfounded rumors and a shill article

Dad, please help me

[Anonymous No.18559584]

>>18559570
-0.6%, oh no

It'll be green by the morning as always

[Anonymous No.18559585]

>>18559570
TNA nig.

[Anonymous No.18559587]

for two hours nothing has happened

FUCK THIS

[Anonymous No.18559589]

>>18559413
sit on their IP, enterprise services
>>18559433
mostly empty investor memeshit

[Anonymous No.18559593]

>>18559578
>what good deed should I do?
hang a nigger

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18559594]

>>18559535
you need to fall in love... once you understand love, you'll understand humility and putting some ones well being above your own well being... you'lll understand life and hopefully you find god in your day.

[Anonymous No.18559596]

>>18559578
Never trust someone who isnt racist

[Anonymous No.18559597]

>>18559490
Nobody's expecting it to be down much in first quarter.

[Anonymous No.18559599]

>>18559582
Source. NOW.

[Anonymous No.18559602]

>>18559458
>Dominoes pizza

Oh fug

[Anonymous No.18559606]

>>18559582
I hate footfags because they can randomly dump their fetish on blue boards but if I dump dullahan anputee midget futa porn or onahole transformation I'll get banned

[Anonymous No.18559613]

>>18559578
You noticed things you're not allowed to notice, you can't go back.

[Anonymous No.18559615]

>>18559582
I'll never understand this meme fetish for as long as I live

they're fucking feet dude, my penis doesn't even twitch looking at feet. What the fuck happened to your brain?

[Anonymous No.18559617]

>>18559478
I bought in at 48 but I'd love for it to crash below 40 and is buy a shit load more and reduce my average share price

[Anonymous No.18559621]

>>18559574
>did you take your meds today tripfag?
>No

ah, good to know. keep me posted, k?

[Anonymous No.18559625]

Don't forget, the press are the first to get it in minecraft. Also, why does Trump ever pick CNN reporters? He can just ignore them in the press conferences. Why pick them?

[Anonymous No.18559626]

>>18559561
So did Pepsi, Lockheed, and amd on the road to becoming the powerhouses they are today...

The real question is if their ceo stepped down right before the corona crash? That is bearish as fuck.

>>18559546
>buy calls
>buy baked options to gamble on earnings
Hey
No

If I want to gamble I’ll sell KO puts or something. Running the wheel on KO puts sounds pretty comfy. I haven’t made my IRA contribution for 2020 yet, but that seems a little risky for the IRA.

[Anonymous No.18559640]

>mfw oilfags said to buy at 25 23 and 20

[Anonymous No.18559644]

>>18559458
If Snap-On is down big the economy is fucked

[Anonymous No.18559650]

>>18559640
It's going to be at 40 in a few months, so it's fine.

[Anonymous No.18559654]

>>18559584
*bull seeths*

[Anonymous No.18559655]

If you want to make money, you should buy gold if it dumps to 1600.

[Anonymous No.18559665]

>>18559594
But God is a superstition, tripfag.

[Anonymous No.18559668]

>>18559640
Buy high sell low, if something is popular, it's probably too late to buy

[Anonymous No.18559669]

>>18559650
Then all in bro, 100% return!

[Anonymous No.18559676]

>when the off topic posts are also of extremely low quality
Fuck it I guess that’s what filters are for.

Has anyone tried to run the wheel? Maybe I should paper trade it first.

[Anonymous No.18559681]

Here's my surrogate for TSX futures.

[Anonymous No.18559686]

>>18559640
You should buy at 19, 17, 14, and 8.

[Anonymous No.18559688]

>>18559669
There's zero chance that oil won't recover significantly by the end of the year. It's unironically a great investment.

[Anonymous No.18559690]

Hello biz. Should I buy crowdstrike or cloudflare? Please don’t respond with RTX I don’t want to buy RTX

[Anonymous No.18559694]

>>18559676
definitely paper trade it, or use small amounts of cash.

[Anonymous No.18559696]

>>18559507
Textron or Leggett and Platt.

[Anonymous No.18559709]

>>18559690
Do your patriotic duty by investing in the American Meme Trifecta: RTX, NET, and BX.

[Anonymous No.18559711]

>>18559578
Don't worry, everyone gets more racist as they get older. Even if their views never change

[Anonymous No.18559716]

Do you think BA has the potential to rise some more this week?

[Anonymous No.18559722]

>>18559669
>implying i'm not already

[Anonymous No.18559723]

>>18559578
>welcome aboard.

[Anonymous No.18559724]

IT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.18559737]

>>18559252
thanks chinks, VERY cool

[Anonymous No.18559739]

>>18559625
Because dunking on them and them freaking out works for him.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18559752]

>>18559621
stop being a loser and ignoring truth.... or just make the same mistakes over and over.... I just hope you take care of your self, and keep yourself safe (kys).... we all have to do our part to make our lives but mostly important... the lives of those around us a better place. if you can't see this for your self.... i pray for you because in time you'll figure it out.... one way or another we all learn, the easy way is learning from others wisdom... you can learn the hard way and experience strife and trouble in ways that only you're going to become accountable for. I hope for you and pray... I wish you an easy path but only if you're willing to accept the mistakes of others can you truly grow as an individual...

[Anonymous No.18559755]

bullish week

[Anonymous No.18559758]

>>18559716
Yeah, definitely. That's why I held over the weekend. They just reopened a production plant last week. Expect more good news in the near future. Personally, I won't sell for a while. I think they will moon soon. Just wait to see how American Chinese relations pan out.

[Anonymous No.18559760]

>>18559613
>>18559578
How do I go back? How do I make up for the wrongs I have committed in the past?

How do I time travel and fix all of my mistakes. I can’t sleep at night anymore, I have so many regrets that my future is now obsure. I never “fell in love.”

I’m 21 and have never had a relationship or even close friends. I’m graduating from college, have a job, and 25k in options contracts, but everyday I wake up, regretting the things I have done, and also the things I haven’t.

What area in the USA is best for a 21 year old to live and stay grounded to reality, I think I need to move out of this shit hole, maybe even just live out of my car and surf or something to get these thoughts out of my head, so I don’t Idle my car in my garage for a few hours, a few years from now?

Where’s the reset switch, how do I stop being a peice of shit, asshole, that’s a little bit racist.

[Anonymous No.18559767]

>>18559755
*crab

[Anonymous No.18559770]

>>18559709
NET it is. And maybe a little BX. I don’t want RTX no no no

[Anonymous No.18559775]

Why does /biz/ never talk about the good shit

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18559788]

>>18559775
figures from doosh bank?

[Anonymous No.18559798]

I think I've found a pattern:
>If the market opens in the red the rest of the day will be bullish
>If the market opens in the green the rest of the day will be bullish

that means that buying right after opening may give you a high chance of getting profit

[Anonymous No.18559806]

>>18559775
Short financial industry?

[Anonymous No.18559810]

[Anonymous No.18559811]

People should be bearish. You’re all gonna get fukt

[Anonymous No.18559813]

>>18559775
>Red line consistently moves before blue line
>Blue line moves
Are you affirming the consequent or is there some other point you're going for here

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18559815]

>>18559775
why are you taking dooshbank's delinquency rate for face value.... why don't you cross reference with credit-swisse and bank of america? literally using dooshbanks figures to be "good shit" I want more data.

[Anonymous No.18559822]

>>18559203
those are guys.

[Anonymous No.18559823]

>>18559770
Why not? It's a fantastic investment

[Anonymous No.18559843]

>>18559822
god I wish

imagine having them fuck you from both ends haha

[Anonymous No.18559857]

>>18559815
Go fetch it for me faggot

[Anonymous No.18559860]

I didn’t finish the conference. Did president pence talk?

Did big Donnie say anything about the stock market?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18559870]

wait guys... i might trade some DB.... i've never lost money trading that company... i've been long and short.... i've never not made profit trading DB...... Danke Deutchland... Ich bin ein Mann.

[Anonymous No.18559873]

>>18559775
mortgage delinquency rate is good too. these tards just dont get whats coming

[Anonymous No.18559878]

Heh, I may buy more of Him when the earnings cause the stock to drop to 26 a pop. The one thing good about Him aside from the fat divvy and yield is the quick rebound times on the stock price. I've got 3800 in cash ready to go. If my math is right that means 140 more T-babies shall be mine by this coming weekend. 190 shares all total pulling down 395.20 a year. But in this case the income is icing on the cake, I'm more interested in the rebounding stock price for the epic gains. I'm gonna make back my 800 loss one way or the other, pulling down extra divvy income is just a nice bonus. Now personally I could make 800 up in no time flat but having a loss show up on my trade record is just intolerable to me. I hate losing pure and simple.

[Anonymous No.18559883]

>>18559860
No.
And Donald just rambled about how we need to invade Iran while they're weak to stop corona from spreading to Israel.

[Anonymous No.18559888]

>>18559709
jesus you're determined. BAM is fucking better. You just got shilled by some guy.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18559891]

>>18559878
american telephone and telegraph??? is this shit real?

[Anonymous No.18559903]

STINKY. GREEN. MONDAY.

BVLL. SVRGE. Bvll! BVLL! BVLL!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18559918]

>>18559878
Alexander Graham Bell was a Scottish-born American inventor, scientist, and engineer who is credited with inventing and patenting the first practical telephone. He also co-founded the American Telephone and Telegraph Company in 1885.

welp I'm sold. going to invest, thanks friend.

[Anonymous No.18559926]

>he missed the generational bottom

[Anonymous No.18559928]

>>18559461
>"here's an article, that talk about how i rewritten the book about emergency, not related at all but i thought i should mention it"
>"here's a clip about the phenominal job my government did"
>"here's the rest of the clip"

not a shill

[Anonymous No.18559939]

KEK

FUTURES ALMOST GREEN NOW

WHERE YOU AT BOBS?????

[Anonymous No.18559941]

>>18559458
How come the DOW gets to report earnings on Thursday as a group? There are over 500 companies on the DOW.

[Anonymous No.18559942]

>weekend fvtvres already going green
It must be so sad to be a bearcvck. Silly, sad bearcvck, don't worry, I will love your mothers and sisters all the same. They love me too. #BVLLSVRGE

[Anonymous No.18559943]

>>18559926
I am unbelievably butthurt i didn't get spy calls two weeks ago and am instead -20% on fucking puts

[Anonymous No.18559950]

>>18559939
Monday’s gonna be so green bro, we’re gonna be rich

[Anonymous No.18559968]

There's that word again; "based". Why are things so based in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's magnetic poles?

[Anonymous No.18559977]

>>18559926
anon there's been at least two "generational bottoms" in my lifetime already and the fun is only starting

every year of the 2020s will be this wild or worse, we're entering a time of unprecedented instability

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18559980]

>>18559926
>he's not ready for the W recovery, 22 million unemployed.

Have fucking fun kiddo.

[Anonymous No.18559982]

>>18559943
timing this shit is too hard. i bought on the way down being both too early and catching the bottom, but still have a lot of cash to put to work if we go back down

[Anonymous No.18559989]

Bvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvll.

Bvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvll.

Bvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvll.

Repeat this mantra, bearcvcks. Maybe one day, yov too will blossom into a beavtifvl BVLL. BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL!

I'm feeling GOLDEN.

[Anonymous No.18559992]

>>18559941
kek DOW industrials

[Anonymous No.18559994]

>>18559655
This. I can see gold dump to 1560 or something low like that. If that happens, you load up immediately. Miners, streamers, gld. Then you ride this out. This trade will be bull for years

[Anonymous No.18560003]

>>18559968
>Is there a problem with the earth's magnetic poles?
Yes they wander around and sometimes flip over entirely

[Anonymous No.18560008]

Guys here me out, I have $1200 in cash. How can i double that by Friday next week? SPY options??? don't give a fuck about risk

[Anonymous No.18560012]

>>18559989
Based Bvvl poster. Added to the "Got too cocky" folder.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560018]

>>18559941
you don't like chemical manufacturers? or the 30 components of the djia? are you that fucking retarded you make statements that come off that prove how fucking new you are to this?

[Anonymous No.18560020]

>>18560008
Go all in on JCP.

[Anonymous No.18560021]

>>18559992
tbf NASDAQ is on there too

on the topic of Dow and Raytheon though
https://youtu.be/t9eybY9qFfY

[Anonymous No.18560027]

>>18559943
I bought shorts in January but it still hurt watching my savings drop by ~20% over the past two weeks.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560030]

>>18560008
those hoofs... what a stallion.... i wish I could ride him.

[Anonymous No.18560034]

>>18559775
What does this imply?

[Anonymous No.18560041]

FUCKING WTI LMAOO

[Anonymous No.18560044]

>>18559354
alright I threw a bunch in a zip file
https://www.mediafire.com/file/7ifdhkd9zz88aox/New_folder.7z/file

[Anonymous No.18560047]

FUTURES GREEN
>FUTURES GREEN
FUTURES GREEN
>FUTURES GREEN

PRESS S TO SPIT ON BEARKEKS MOTHER'S GRAVE

[Anonymous No.18560054]

Bobos declared victory too early again.

[Anonymous No.18560062]

>>18560020

This unironically doesn’t look like a bad play.

[Anonymous No.18560065]

me on the left
/smg/ on the right

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560066]

>>18560047
bearkeks and breakers are too close... don't spit too soon or you could trigger a chain reaction.

[Anonymous No.18560067]

JESUS FUCK

[Anonymous No.18560070]

seriously considering buying some DOW and an oil company to go with my RTX for a full Napalm Sticks to Kids portfolio

[Anonymous No.18560077]

>>18560020
>>18560062
explain to me why, aren't they a skeleton company at this point?

[Anonymous No.18560080]

>>18560041
Yep. Looks like losing that $20 pseudo support broke the dam. She's going frown charlie brown.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560083]

>>18560065
im the director artist just watching you two....

[Anonymous No.18560094]

>>18560047
>30 million unemployed
>Small business NOT getting stimulus
>Banks running out of money
>Fed already printed over 2 trillion dollars
>Lock down is still going on
>Second wave imminent
>Oil is still fucked
STOCKS GREEN BAY BEEEEEEE!
Honk honk!

[Anonymous No.18560096]

Best of luck for the coming week, everyone. Only (you) this if you got laid this weekend.

[Anonymous No.18560098]

>>18559989
Futures climbing already. +3% by close Monday.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560100]

>>18560065
DID I SAY STOP?!!((><))

[Anonymous No.18560108]

>-.70 when i went to take a really long shit
>.-15 and rising
im going to take another shit then. thank me right now

[Anonymous No.18560109]

>>18559755
nice pit

>>18560065
no homo

[Anonymous No.18560117]

I've just traveled through Shreveport, Baton Rogue, New Orleans, and Mobile. I can assure you that the $325,000,000 'small business stimulus' program wouldn't be enough to cover all the businesses closed in a single one of those cities.

Get the fuck out of the market. I mean it. Get the fuck out while you can. You have not seen what I have seen. New Orleans has been wiped off the map — it is gone — hundreds of boarded-up shops, hotels and casinos with locked doors, crack zombies and State troopers are the only ones left, roaming the streets, like this was post-Katrina. Shreveport was the same deal, but without such a tight police presence. This is not a recession, 2008 did not do anything like this. This is a nationwide depression brought about by a natural disaster.

If you're wise you'll consider this your personal Rothschild-Waterloo moment.

[Anonymous No.18560121]

>>18560067
How do you see the may contract? Also how is brent?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560122]

>>18560109
yeah that is kinda gay.... but it looks like she's enjoying it.

[Anonymous No.18560125]

>>18560077
The MSM could literally run a fake story that JCP will get bought out by Bezos for $500 a share, something totally fictitious, and retards would still throw their money into the stock, thereby augmenting its value. Simple as

[Anonymous No.18560130]

>>18560117

Reminder, these are the braindead morons who don't realize that this is the beginning of the end. It's legitimately over, I liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

[Anonymous No.18560131]

>>18560117
Bvll. Svrge. Cope more, bear, no one cares about Lovisiana. BVLL. BVLL. BVLL. #ezmonie

[Anonymous No.18560132]

>>18560117
Based as fuck.

[Anonymous No.18560135]

>>18560067
big line go down wheeeeee

[Anonymous No.18560139]

how much more can oil get fucked god damn... where is the bottom

[Anonymous No.18560142]

>>18560117
Alabama and Jouisiana aren't exactly the engine of the US economy

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560143]

>>18560117
shreveport though... that's more north like texarcana and arkansas... baton rouge and new orleans are always niggerville.

[Anonymous No.18560144]

>>18560054
Always celebrate like sub 2% drop.
Get bodied next day.
Future is bright.

[Anonymous No.18560145]

futures

[Anonymous No.18560152]

>>18560130
all i saw was 'stock' and 'up'

[Anonymous No.18560153]

all green now baby

[Anonymous No.18560157]

>>18560098
Bull. Bull shit. Get ready for the next big drop faggot. People are slowly realizing that things won’t be back to normal may 1

[Anonymous No.18560159]

BULLCHADS RISE THE HELL UP

[Anonymous No.18560170]

HRT is making me a better trader bros, I'm getting the best gains of my life. The only problem is I'm watching cute animal videos on youtube and my nipples are getting sensitive.

[Anonymous No.18560172]

>>18560159
Its going to go down and up six more times till monday

[Anonymous No.18560175]

>>18559758
>I think they will moon soon.
not when they report those earnings they won't

[Anonymous No.18560176]

I am greedy as fuck now

Take profits are now cancelled. RISE RISE TO THE MOON

[Anonymous No.18560181]

>>18559883
Ok. But it was a real question so I’d like a real answer

>Donnie
>using the military against Iran
Almost as rediculous as the possibility of him attacking the saudis.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560185]

>>18560117
I know Mobile Alabama... how did Gulfport Mississippi and the river look? ok... yeah thanks friend.

[Anonymous No.18560186]

How much do I need to be able to get a cute korean girl anons?

[Anonymous No.18560188]

WHAT OIL COMPANY IS ACTUALLY POSITIONED TO SURVIVE A LONG TERM DECLINE IN OIL PRICES? XOM? BP?

[Anonymous No.18560189]

Why are people here too retarded to realize all these pumps are futile attempts to postpone what’s about to happen, and that the billionaires are going to leave with your money very soon?

[Anonymous No.18560191]

>>18560172
THE ONLY THING GOING DOWN ON ME IS YOUR MOM

S&P 5000 EOY

[Anonymous No.18560192]

>>18560170
can i suck your girldick while you trade

[Anonymous No.18560193]

Whoa futures just went green, this is unreal.

[Anonymous No.18560198]

>>18560188
and shell

[Anonymous No.18560205]

>>18560125
smol yellow biz media could maybe pull that but MSM won't as they have deep pockets and the SEC would be after them instantly if the story was proven false. MSM lawyers would tell the reports not to do it as the risk is too great.

[Anonymous No.18560207]

>WTI -11%
WHAT THE FFFUUCCKKKKK

[Anonymous No.18560209]

Real crab hour

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560217]

>>18560188
the margins and stuff... they're so tight and they're unable to cover operation costs.... it's really bad that oil is this cheap.

[Anonymous No.18560219]

>>18560188
CVX as well, their divvy is even safe too I think

[Anonymous No.18560220]

>>18560188
CHK

[Anonymous No.18560225]

>>18560186
plastic surgery is cheap over in se asia, find a korean 6/10, take her down to vietnam or thailand and fuck a bunch of hookers while she's in the shop

[Anonymous No.18560227]

>>18560207
haliburton +40% on monday

[Anonymous No.18560237]

>Oil in shambles
>10y yield .65
>unemployment skyrocketing
>most of /biz/ is a bull

Unironicallly bullish af

[Anonymous No.18560242]

>>18560227
Shouldn’t that mean it drops in price? Or are you just being a faggot

[Anonymous No.18560249]

>>18560242
>implying stocks can go down

[Anonymous No.18560251]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY DID I BET AGAINST BIG STEVE??? HE AND NANCY ARE GOING TO ANNOUNCE A DEAL AND SMOL CAPS ARE GONNA LIMIT UP!!
NDHAKFBBRHWJSKFBVRHEJ

Wait... isn’t taking Test to replace your low T also HRT? I could see that making some people better traders. Other people... just might overleverage in risky positions and go full martingale until maximum bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.18560263]

>>18560188
Energy stock still gonna go up anyway

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560269]

oh... fuck... i should get some long term options on USO... it's going to pick up soon and I'm looking at the very least oil going from $20 to $40.... january of 2021.... you have an opportunity to actually make 100% it's right in front of you. Ima leverage it and try to grab a 50 times my initial investment just in this opportunity black gold is giving us.

[Anonymous No.18560272]

>>18560188
Exxon and Shell

[Anonymous No.18560274]

>>18560117
Its a global depression caused by a global debt crisis. Greedy fucks at the top trying to control the world have dragged us into the abyss with them.

[Anonymous No.18560292]

>all these bullkeks and bobokeks
>not realizing it's the time of the crab
Prepare to get snip snapped.

[Anonymous No.18560293]

>>18560117
>Shreveport, Baton Rogue, New Orleans, and Mobile
lmao that's how that shit always looked

[Anonymous No.18560294]

I have $1300 to go long/trade with

Should I buy BP and hold half a year?

[Anonymous No.18560298]

>>18560269
Contango dude. Thats fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.18560304]

>>18560117
>brought about by a natural disaster.
>a natural disaster
>a government mandated closure of the economy to save old and fat people is a natural disaster

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560306]

>>18560298
nope this is backwardation.... you're not paying attention.

[Anonymous No.18560308]

>Oil

[Anonymous No.18560310]

>>18560251
I was shitposting but I used to trade before taking spironolactone and estradiol, and I was way more emotional. Now I'm very calm and collected. I personally recommend it if only for the gains.

[Anonymous No.18560323]

>>18559243
Just let Tyrone fuck and don’t talk about it, no one gives a fuck about your size 14 whale wife’s veiny ass in crotchless panties Bagholder

[Anonymous No.18560326]

>People gambling their money on commodities
>Not putting their money in stocks that are gonna get pumped no matter what

[Anonymous No.18560331]

Bahaha OILCHADS WW@

[Anonymous No.18560337]

>all this bull posting
I can't wait to screenshot your red AAAA posting come monday, post it on leddit, and get tasty internet points

[Anonymous No.18560338]

>>18560294
Or should I go all in on BA?

[Anonymous No.18560339]

WEW LADDY OIL GOING SUB $16

[Anonymous No.18560340]

>>18560306
Spot Price $16
Future Price $25
How is this backwardation, please explain.

[Anonymous No.18560341]

>>18560326
like what

[Anonymous No.18560349]

>>18560339
When and what companies. Tryna get in on this and make some serious dough.

[Anonymous No.18560351]

>>18560186
Ewww.
https://www.medicaldaily.com/two-towers-jaw-bone-korean-plastic-surgeon-gets-fined-takes-down-glass-towers-patients-extractions?amp=1

[Anonymous No.18560353]

-13%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560355]

>>18560323
she's a size 6... she's actually really fit, and doesn't like black men either.

[Anonymous No.18560360]

>>18560341
LIKE BOEING YOU FUCKING RETARD. IT HAS EXISTED FOR OVER A CENTURY

[Anonymous No.18560362]

Something weird is going on with Light Crude futures (CL).

>>18560349
It's CFD price for west texas intermediate crude.

[Anonymous No.18560366]

>>18560189
you seriously think anyone with half a brain is thinking long term right now?

[Anonymous No.18560367]

>>18560337

[Anonymous No.18560375]

OH MY GOOOOOD -15%

[Anonymous No.18560380]

>>18560306
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/oil-market-in-super-contango-underlines-storage-fears-as-coronavirus-destroys-crude-demand-2020-04-17

Holy fuck baggie. Come on, don't act smart if you don't know shit.

[Anonymous No.18560389]

>>18560360
Alright, you sold me on Boeing.
We're going to the fucking moon baby.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560391]

>>18560355
ok i lied, shhe's a size 8.... uhh she's actually pretty tall and that's ok, i like being able to fuck her standing up.

[Anonymous No.18560398]

>>18560080
HADZOOKI

[Anonymous No.18560399]

>>18560360
Snib snab

[Anonymous No.18560402]

>>18560375
>>18560353
All this yelling
And i'm still at a profit on all my oil stocks and not selling

[Anonymous No.18560408]

Uhhhhhh holy fuck oil. What the fuck happened.

[Anonymous No.18560410]

>>18560360
Sears and JCPenny are also over a century old. Look at them now.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560419]

>>18560380
demand isn't there, but we will have an opportunity to actually buy and grab a fifty timer... this is a once in a life time opportunity... the supply is high demand is low... so low it's a generational low demand... you can actually benefit.

[Anonymous No.18560430]

>>18560410
They don't have defense contracts with the government though.

[Anonymous No.18560435]

>>18560310
Sounds like the exact opposite of the gains I want to make dummy

[Anonymous No.18560438]

jesus fucking christ guys what is happening

[Anonymous No.18560439]

WHAT IS HAPPENING

MY OIL

MY SWEET OIL WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU

MY OIL AAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18560444]

>>18560362
>Something weird is going on with Light Crude futures (CL).
I forgot to finish my thought. It's tradingview glitch? I think? Last week their CL chart, continuous contract CL1!, showed a gap up to $26, it showed trading action at that price, then the following day none of the supposed trading up there appeared on the chart. Now it's doing it again showing non-existent gap up to 24.

[Anonymous No.18560445]

>>18560410
Do they sell contracts to the US gov?

I DON'T THINK SO BOBOKEK

[Anonymous No.18560447]

>Gonna wake up to a position in oil
Nice

[Anonymous No.18560448]

FUCKING -18% LMAO
IT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.18560449]

>>18560408
>>18560438
it's the market pricing in the fact that the may contract is worthless. it's a timing thing more than anything with the futures. june contract is 60% higher, this type of contango is not common.

[Anonymous No.18560450]

>>18559145
just attention whore fags wanting attention. stick to talking about stocks

I'm going in on ERI

maybe MRO or APA. already made some off apa. might grab DCP and OII too

CPE is another

[Anonymous No.18560451]

>>18560419
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/markets/081116/uso-good-way-invest-oil-uso.asp

[Anonymous No.18560456]

>>18560438
it's $15 now, get with the times

[Anonymous No.18560457]

>>18560438
>>18560439
you retards really need to watch the news

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560459]

>>18560380
im not married to oil, but you will see backwardation as things start opening up... this is a once in a life time opportunity... ima trade it... if i don't use this opportunity to trade some black gold.... i'd be an idiot to not make some money moves in the commodity.

[Anonymous No.18560460]

>>18560438
It's already plowed through that and about to go sub $15.

[Anonymous No.18560472]

>>18560449
Yeah this is what i'm thinking, When did the contract roll over?

[Anonymous No.18560476]

>no oil correlation in my stocks

Lol idgaf then fuck off with your brown liquid boomers

[Anonymous No.18560479]

>>18560439
>>18560438
>>18560408
How I look having never bought a single solitary stock before, getting ready to pour all my money into XOM and BP

[Anonymous No.18560482]

US crude is now lowest level since 1999

[Anonymous No.18560483]

Holy shit, Oil industry is collapsing before our eyes.
>Where were you when Oil collapsing

[Anonymous No.18560490]

$14!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18560492]

What's a good under $10 stock at the moment? I might go back into oil again, but already have enough. I guess I could grab 50 more HAL to get 100 shares.

[Anonymous No.18560494]

https://news.yahoo.com/germany-order-45-fighter-jets-162946385.html

I shouldn't have sold BA, went in at $136

[Anonymous No.18560498]

oh oilfags
where are you? where did you guys go?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18560499]

>>18560472
3rd friday of the month is the normal expiration

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560500]

>>18560451
the data is wrong and we're going to experience backwardation... i'm fully aware and coherent.. i'm telling you the demand will be there and we will experience something really almost magical.

[Anonymous No.18560503]

I SHOULDN'T HAVE PULLED OUT MY OIL SHORT LAST WEEK OH MY FUCKING GOD

[Anonymous No.18560508]

>>18560492
JCP
CHK

[Anonymous No.18560509]

>>18560492
MFA

[Anonymous No.18560512]

[Anonymous No.18560518]

Shill me for tomorrow boys

[Anonymous No.18560520]

NPR TALKIN BOUT CONGRESS CLOSE TO A DEAL FOR MORE MONEY FOR SBA/PPP
>NPR TALKIN BOUT CONGRESS CLOSE TO A DEAL FOR MORE MONEY FOR SBA/PPP
NPR TALKIN BOUT CONGRESS CLOSE TO A DEAL FOR MORE MONEY FOR SBA/PPP
>NPR TALKIN BOUT CONGRESS CLOSE TO A DEAL FOR MORE MONEY FOR SBA/PPP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY SMALL BET ON TWM!!!!

[Anonymous No.18560521]

>>18560460
>>18560476
>>18560482
>>18560483
industries collapsing is bullish as fuck, spy 295 eod

[Anonymous No.18560525]

https://www.etf.com/sections/features-and-news/biggest-oil-etf-shakes-structure?nopaging=1
I don't think this is a kosher move

[Anonymous No.18560533]

>>18560479
I just like the logo

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560535]

>>18560520
i got my check.... almost 400k.

[Anonymous No.18560540]

>>18560498
Im up 20% on ERUS probably gonna buy more if it drops again

[Anonymous No.18560541]

>>18560498
Guys imma be honest I don’t know shit from fucking dick here okay I see oil is low so should I buy it? Like buy low sell high kind of deal? What’s the ticker symbol?

[Anonymous No.18560546]

-20%

That's it. Oil is fucking dead.

[Anonymous No.18560551]

>>18559143
puts on SPY

[Anonymous No.18560554]

>CORN IS DOWN
>WHEAT IS UP
AAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18560556]

>>18560492
CZR

[Anonymous No.18560562]

>>18559722
nice. not happy I missed oke at 20

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560568]

>>18560535
I want to thank President Donald Trump, and Steve Mnuchin... best merchant by far... Thanks for the leadership.

[Anonymous No.18560570]

Bobo, please $15.85
Please spare oil bobo.
Don’t fuck me buddy.

[Anonymous No.18560573]

>B-BUT IT'S JUST THE MAY CONTRACT!

[Anonymous No.18560579]

>>18559878
if it drops to 26 I will be there with you anon.

[Anonymous No.18560581]

>>18560117
Go on... what else have you seen in your travels, wanderer?

[Anonymous No.18560589]

>oil
>tfw live in calgary

holy fuck lads. its unironically over isnt it?

[Anonymous No.18560591]

>>18560554
corn is highly correlated with oil prices you fucking moron. Corn is used to make ethanol aka gas. if oil is cheaper than corn isnt needed to supplement gas demand.

[Anonymous No.18560595]

All I care about is the nasdaq lmao this oil stuff don’t mean shit

I wanna vibe to new carti tomorrow and buy calls all week shut up with yo boomerspeak

[Anonymous No.18560597]

>he didn't buy oil on the bottom

[Anonymous No.18560601]

Should I just buy USAI if I have no idea what oil is or how it works but want oil exposure

>>18560589
Isn't WCS crude cheaper than a large at Tim's now?

[Anonymous No.18560602]

>>18560540
based, but be prepared to see a substantial loss for awhile before you're in the green again anon
>>18560541
depends on what your goal is and how long you plan to wait. Theres multiple ways to make money off of this, I myself had a feeling oil was gonna tank, I was even telling anons that the Saudis flooding the market with crude oil and not abiding by OPEC guidelines was gonna tank the price, but they didn't listen to me.

I have puts coming up this week for oil, I'm about to make so much fucking money.

but to answer your question, you could buy and hold, you could short, you could place options depending if you think its gonna go up or down further.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560605]

>>18560595
you think your nasdaq components can exist with out burning crude?

[Anonymous No.18560606]

>>18560508
I'm not buying JCP and CHK is bankrupt, retard. Have fun with your reverse split

[Anonymous No.18560609]

>>18560589
'berta oil was already fucked when it dropped sub $40. This is kicking the dead horse something extra but i don't know that it makes a difference unless you work in the industry and somehow still had a job last week.

[Anonymous No.18560610]

>>18560080
>She's going frown charlie brown.
anon I love you

[Anonymous No.18560612]

>>18560595
This is super cringe

[Anonymous No.18560614]

>>18560597
>Bottom
It will be deadier than your image

[Anonymous No.18560616]

>>18560589
if you are canadian and not in the maple syrup or fur biz then you are unironically fucking up

[Anonymous No.18560617]

>>18560589
It was over when you were born in Canada desu bud. Move out asap.

[Anonymous No.18560618]

>>18560605
Yes futures are green faggot ass boomer

[Anonymous No.18560628]

>>18560618
Not for long m

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560631]

>>18560618
give it 13 minutes.

[Anonymous No.18560635]

i have a strong feeling that i should buy oil on monday. pretty much only in tech stocks rn

[Anonymous No.18560649]

>>18560597
>>18560438
Everyone of you retards kept saying oil was a good investment and to buy GUSH. These things dont turn around fast. Ive been saying $10 oil all month and you shills laughed at me.

[Anonymous No.18560653]

Other thread going here. Pls fill it before making new:

>>18557581

>>18557581

>>18557581

[Anonymous No.18560660]

>>18560649
GUSH was always was a meme

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560669]

>>18560618
look at the time! i wish I had the image of J. powell expressing rape time.... every hour of the clock was just renamed rape... and your time has come.

[Anonymous No.18560668]

>>18560663
>>18560663
>>18560663

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>18560663
>>18560663
>>18560663

[Anonymous No.18560671]

>>18560618
>muh futures
so this is final boss of WSB

[Anonymous No.18560674]

>>18560649
No $10. Bottom will be $11.01.

[Anonymous No.18560685]

>>18559760
Friend, you need to take the Kazinsky pill. You need to leave your place and go on a journey into the wild of the world.
You are a hundred different things right now, all your random desires and interests, your many "I"s and personalities. One will get the reigns for a moment and flog all the others, as he is king for 5 minutes. Then another version of you will get control and beat down the rest again.
You need to have a difficult situation forced into your life to melt your personalities and feelings together into one thing which you can then hammer on and work into something good. Only through a dangerous or monsterous situation can you begin to crystalize. During this process, you will need to sacrifice things, which is fuel for this fire of crystalization.
Sacrifice forever is not needed though, only until you're fused into one being. Then you are able to actually make choices in life, and not be blown around by your subjective whims, at the mercy of unknown forces which you don't understand.

Wake up, anon. Wake up and know thyself.

[Anonymous No.18560686]

>>18560438
Let me draw a moving average for you

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560689]

>>18560653
>>18560668
ok can you fucking not split the thread.... i hate repeating my self.

[Anonymous No.18560696]

>>18560686
what happens at 9

[Anonymous No.18560699]

>>18559989
What do futures have to do with stocks?

[Anonymous No.18560715]

>>18560554
Orange Juice futures are apparently where its at man. The fucking store has zilch OJ. The demand is huge right now.

[Anonymous No.18560730]

>>18560419
What’s the play? I’m literally retarded. Help me out.

[Anonymous No.18560753]

>>18560715
Sorry orange juice doesn't use orange man as source material

[Anonymous No.18560764]

>>18560685
Thank You

[Anonymous No.18560771]

>>18560479
i want xom at 30

[Anonymous No.18560786]

>>18559760
Admit that you need help and are incapable of willing your will to become perfect. Admit that there is a desire of perfection, yet you are unable to achieve. Admit the logic of how whatever is hungered for, can be fed, including the spiritual. Admit Christ, read the scriptures, understand the gospel, and confess that he is your Lord, that through him there is one's joy and peace, one's misery and pain, attached onto the Son of God.

[Anonymous No.18560806]

>>18560492
get APA, MRO or MUR

[Gary No.18560813]

>>18560689
What’s your play for the near and long term. I think you’re the smartest here. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.18560817]

>>18560570
Oil stocks mooned on Friday even though oil price crashed with no survivors. I expect oil stocks will moon again at open.

[Anonymous No.18560853]

>>18560764
As whimsical as that anon's post might sound, it essentially tracks the same trajectory I took. Can verify its soundness. Remember that you need to reflect on the life experiences you gain for them to have a positive future value to you.

[Anonymous No.18560866]

>>18560817
think about how cheap it will be for them to drive to the oil rigs every day, bullish as hell

[Anonymous No.18560926]

>>18560853
Thank you. I followed the path as detailed by GI Gurdieff, who is worth seeking out if you don't know where to start.

[Anonymous No.18561109]

>>18560439
I kept telling you retards and you would barely let me get a word in edgewise as you spammed OIL GOES BRRRR memes at me.