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18623297 No.18623297 [Reply] [Original]

so I did the math; if put 1 dollar on my savings account each day.. after a million days I'll become a millionaire....

who's with me on this strat?

>> No.18623328
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18623328

Bankers HATE this one trick

>> No.18623336

>>18623297
Fucking legend

>> No.18623339

>>18623297
Jesus Christ, he's cracked the code

>> No.18623362

NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SAVE MONEY YOU MORON, THE ECONOMY RUNS ON CONSUMPTION!!! WE ARE GOING TO DRIVE INTEREST RATES NEGATIVE IF YOU STOP CONSUMING. NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18623398

>>18623297
i started with this strat a week ago when nobody listened and now i'm already at 7x!!!

>> No.18623422
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>>18623297
>be wagie.
>save 1000 of every pay check
>wait 90 years

Wa lah. Simple as

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TFW 2739 years old and have a million dollars

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>>18623398
we're gonna make it, anon

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>>18623297
This is genius. Why didn't I think of this before.

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>>18623439

>> No.18623503

>>18623439
2739 and 3/4

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>>18623297
Delete this mods

>> No.18623781

>>18623503
the saved up money is enough to pay for your retirement, you'll be financially independent by then

>> No.18623861

>>18623439
What can one million dollars buy after 2739 years of inflation?

>> No.18623890
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>MFW I realise it would take half the time if you did $2 a day

>> No.18623925

>>18623861
four big macs

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>>18623861
Bread

>> No.18623952

If you put $2 you can be a millionaire in half the time

>> No.18623954

>>18623890
Only 1400 years, now we're cookin!

>> No.18624033

>>18623297
Most people don't even live for 30,000 days.

>> No.18624114

>>18623297
Wtf, saving a million by saving $1 a million days would be like 1000+ years?! Dumbass.

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I Got it! Save $15 a day.. Think about it... One Million

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>>18624132
Wait, what if you save $1,000 a day??

>> No.18624202

>>18623297
>>18623328
Cash is fucked as are interest rates.
You are morons.
Also I am a millionaire and have never borrowed a penny.

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>>18623297
>save $1000 every week from your goy check
>become a millionaire after 19 years with no vacation
>likely in your mid 40's at the earliest
>in 20 years $1M is worth $500K
>try to outpace inflation by saving and working for 20 more years
>65 years old
>finally have enough money to equate to $1M in 2020 dollars
>retire
>broke by 80
>die
>kids get nothing
>they have to slave harder than you did to get $1M in 2020 dollars

where did we go wrong /biz/?

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Already doing this OP. I put a $1.50 in though to account for taxes.

>> No.18624264

>>18623297
Keynes and the US government will declare you as a money hoarder and you will be forced to spend by using negative rates.
Sorry kid, you'll never be a millionaire.

>> No.18624356

>>18624232
>where did we go wrong /biz/?
Somewhere between earning and not investing disposable income

>> No.18624399

As little as $1 a day can save this poor neets life.

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>>18624033
>>18624114
just increase your savings a day then

>> No.18624447

>>18623439
Nigga cut that time in half by putting in $2 day.

>> No.18624816

>>18624232
NO, you idiot.
You first pay of your mortgage.
Than you put everything into stocks

>> No.18625084

What if I rub other people to get more money faster?

They do all the work, I get all the reward!

>> No.18625394

>>18623297
No currencies in use in 719 BC are still being used now.

>> No.18626701

>>18623422

What the fuck is Wa Lah you ignorant little nigger?

>> No.18626843

>>18626701

he meant "voilà"

>> No.18626869

>>18626843
what the fuck does a musical instrument have to do with this

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>>18626869
not a musical instrument

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>>18624188
Better yet, save a million a day and become millionaire immediately.

>> No.18627501

>>18627340
this

if we only used 1% of our brain

>> No.18627518

>>18626701
lolz wa lah

>> No.18627673

>>18623297
Definitely gonna make it

>> No.18627702

>>18624033
>he doesn't live over 30000 days
Ngmi

>> No.18627781

It's actually very very easy to earn a million dollars. The trick is to have a million dollars in capital first.