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GUYS WTF ROBINHOOD USES REAL MONEY???? I THOUGHT IT WAS A VIRTUAL THING THAT YOU COULD PRACTICE ON WITHOUT REAL MONEY, I JUST LOST OVER 99% OF MY LIFE SAVINGS DICKING AROUND WTF DO I DO?

>> No.18669407

GUYS SERIOUSLY PLEASE HELP I HAVE A FUCKING GUN IN MY HAND AND I'M READY TO PULL THE TRIGGER I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. MY LIFE IS FUCKING OVER

>> No.18669425

what did you do?
did you deposit your own money onto the platform?
did you do KYC? does robinhood know who you are?

>> No.18669447
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>>18669256
this has to be a larp

>> No.18669446

>>18669407
>>18669256
Turn caps lock off you autist. I’m not in the mood for this shit tonight

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>>18669256

Chop Chop, back to work

>> No.18669496

>>18669256
Yea yea go ahead

>> No.18669497

>>18669407
If youre this dumb, you probably didn't have that much saved to begin with. Just save back up and don't fuck with options until you can throw money away.

Buy leaps for shit like HAL GE DAL BA

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>>18669256
>>18669407

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OP answer
you do not have my permission to die

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>>18669256
kek

>>18669407
dont do it fren

>> No.18669581

>>18669497
I had 15k you stupid fuck fuck you

>> No.18669635

>>18669256
Didn't you have to confirm deposits to your actual bank account?

>> No.18669651

>>18669581
I spent that on a vehicle at the end January and im already up to 7.5k in savings after that purchase on a 55k a year income, its not all over friend in less than a year you could get that all back.

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>>18669447
It's not

>>18669635
I thought those were virtual deposits from a fake bank or something. I link my bank account because I thought it was for in app purchases or something. I linked my bank account and made the deposits on different days, so I didn't realize until my debit card was declined

>> No.18669687

>>18669581
Rule number one, never ever ever ever be emotionally invested in your financial investments.

>> No.18669705

>>18669675
if ur a burger unironically sue try to sue them

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This HAS to be a larp.

>> No.18669729

>>18669675
I'm sorry this happened to you. I'm not even gonna bust your balls.

Silver lining. You're not negative.

>> No.18669757

What did you buy?

>> No.18669795

>>18669675
>-99.55%
impressive
>>18669729
>not negative
obviously hasn't discovered options then

>> No.18669808

>>18669495
Does anyone have the original of this photo? Never seen it.

>> No.18669822

>>18669675
yea you fucked up
but its only 14k so its not like you will become homeless or anything
suck it up life goes on
imagine being such a pussy and suiciding over 14k

>> No.18669832

>>18669675
You deserve it

>> No.18669850

>>18669757
^
This please?

Even if you went balls deep in USO it wouldn't look like this.

>> No.18669869

>>18669675
Where did you get the idea that it was using play money?

>> No.18669891

I wish we had robinhood in the EU just so I could see the normies I work with experience this dread

>> No.18669898

>>18669256
>>18669407
That sounds reasonable. I'm sure if you called Robinhood Support and explained they'll give you a refund.

>> No.18669913

>>18669675

imagine mentioning: losing life savings, 15.000$ and suicide in one post

>> No.18669930

Don't partake in the options market, futures market, or take on leverage.

Your own fault

>> No.18669938

>>18669891
Bongs can join the waiting list to get rekt here:
uk.robinhood.com/wD3J

>> No.18669942

>>18669675
How you think depositng money from your bank account is virtual?

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>>18669675
At least you can still afford this wardrobe

>> No.18670009

>>18669675

Ngl, this sucks. But, honestly, how fucking stupid must you be to download a trading app and think it's fake money?

That being said, I am not expert on US financial law and the issue is that this is an execution only relationship; they never gave you advice.

Unless there is misrepresentation, kr you can proof they neglected to properly inform you that you are engaging in a risky activity and that you can lose all your complete investment.

Good luck on that.

15k ain't worth your life, stay with us! There are many other anons who lost money. That's the way of the road, buddy.

>> No.18670010

>>18669407
I mean, you'd be doing the world a favor if you died right now. It's important that your stupid ass genes don't get passed on.

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>>18670010
>/Thread

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>>18669675

>> No.18670119

>>18669675
I'm still calling larp.

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OH FUCK, GOD HELP ME PLEASE. I WAS GIVEN SOME ADVICE TO BUY STOCKS ONLINE BUT I ENDED UP BUYING 50K OF STOCK CUBES INSTEAD. THEY EXPIRE IN 2021 BUT I'LL NEVER MAKE THAT MUCH GRAVY IN TIME OH GOD MY DAUGHTERS COLLEGE FUND

>> No.18670129

is this a troll thread or not? in my country youd have to confirm a bank transfer first using your online bank account and key code list etc..

t. not american

>> No.18670134

>>18669256
Just delete the app and redownload

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>>18669256
All in HEX OP, Richard is your only hope.

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This thread is a larp, any retard would have realized putting in your bank and money is using your money and not some stupid sim.
If not then kys

>> No.18670171

>>18669256
>>18669407
>thought it was a game
>put in real money
pathetic larp

>> No.18670222

irl wheezing laugh

OP is a good example of the average moron dabbling in the stock market. no wonder 95% of daytraders fail.

>> No.18670242

>>18670171
>larp

It's called trolling you retarded boomer

>> No.18670278

>>18670242
GO BACK TO RDDIT YOU NIGGER FAGGOT

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>>18669675
F

>> No.18670372

If you downloaded a stock app, connected your bank, pulled money, and bought stocks all without realizing it was real then honestly you should find the nearest building and try to fly
I hear the sky is a cool vr flying sim now go try it retard.

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>open robinhood account(says nothing about paper trading)
>verified identity
>link bank account
>make bank transfer
>handful of confirmation emails from bank and robinhood
>trades for a month

How in the absolute FUCK can you think it was “fake money”

>> No.18670512

>>18669407
do it fucking pussy

>> No.18670558

>>18669675
Holy shit you are stupid

>> No.18670585

>>18669675
>think it’s a fake bank but uses your own bank account info
I don’t think robin hood was the problem here

>> No.18670737

>>18670585
I told you dumbass, I linked the account and withdrew on different days. Maybe you should learn some reading comprehension you stupid fuck, whose the dumbass now?

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>>18669256
>>18669675
>when the grand design fails

>> No.18670776

>>18669256
>>18669407
Just save yourself the trouble and eat the fucking bullet.

>> No.18670791

>>18669256
>Install RobinHood
>Send $100
>Ask for $2000 margin
>YOLO OTM SPY calls

I don't see why more people don't do this. If you win you have 10k in free monies, if not you just delete the app and ignore their emails.

>> No.18670799

>>18670737
Still you. If you're not larping, you're legitimately the stupidest person in this thread by a long shot.

>> No.18670802

>>18669256
why would it be play money?!

>> No.18670856

Just call them and tell them its your first day. That will solve it.