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I've been holding it in all this while but I cannot take it anymore. I must confide in you a matter of the utmost importance. Please gather round, grab a danish off the table along with a drink of your choice and be seated. I shall allow 15 minutes for the members of the council to gather for this most important announcement

>> No.18725704

>grabs danish
>sneaks one in pocket, wrapped in napkins to keep it clean
>pours myself a medium-dark earl grey, a drop of honey and a bit of milk

>> No.18725716

I'm in baby.

>> No.18725724
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>>18725679
AHEM excuse me this event is not politically correct, you must shut it down

>> No.18725727
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everyone quiet down and listen what this man has to say

>> No.18725728
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>>18725679
My meeting should be over by then, good sir!

>> No.18725730

>>18725679
If this is gonna be something about al dente, I’m leaving this board forever

>> No.18725740

>>18725728
Good heavens! What buffoonery are the members of the council partaking in these days?!

>> No.18725749

>>18725679
does it concern al dente?

>> No.18725756

>>18725679
Yes sir, I do love me some pasta al dente.

>> No.18725774
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>>18725679
why is a humble shithole such as /biz/ being spammed?

>> No.18725779

>>18725679
My my anon, a cherry filled danish, my favorite. Please, good man, be hasty! Excited ears are all around.

>> No.18725786

Gentlemen, cease the tomfoolery at once! This nation's very existence is at stake and you are talking about pasta! How ridiculous! Perhaps I should cancel this meeting after all if none of you have an ounce of respect for our glorious nation..

>> No.18725809
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>>18725679
HAHAHAHA
Listen up gentlemen, I found a copy of OP's script that he left in the bathroom.

"I'M GAY.
I AM A FAGGOT.
I LOVE COCKS.
I LOVE BLACK COCKS.
I LOVE WHITE COCKS.
I LOVE COCKS OF ALL COLORS.
I LOVE FEMININE COCKS.
I LOVE NON-BINARY COCKS.
I LOVE TWO COCKS.
I LOVE MULTI-COCKS.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
I AM A KEK"

OP, consider your announcement ruined.

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>>18725740
JANNY FUK N SUK OUT WITH IT SIR

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>>18725809
let he who does not love feminine cocks cast the first stone

>> No.18725846

>>18725809
Guards? Guards!! Stop loitering around and get rid of these troublemakers! Time is of the utmost importance and these troublemakers who know not what awaits them must be dealt with promptly!

>> No.18725873

>>18725679
Mister, the 15 minute allowance has been exceeded.

>> No.18725920

Some buffoon in the audience secretly smeared his danish all over my speech and even spilled beer on it! The writing is not legible anymore! Good heavens, what am I to do?

>> No.18725955

>>18725920
Wow! I wonder why you suddenly decided to “destroy” the second copy of the script. Gee, must be a coincidence and totally not because I EXPOSED YOU, you perverted frog! Shame on you!

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>>18725920
Truly, OP is a lover of cock after all!

>> No.18725968

>>18725920
Speak from the heart friend, you have the truth inside of you

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>>18725968
Thanks my good friend, it is kindred spirits like you from the old days before the revolution that have let me carry on and be who I am today. These other buffoons that only exist to cause misery to others are but a temporary obstacle.

Let us get started then brothers! But first, my sincerest apologies for letting you all down this fine evening! The announcement that I had been wanting to make all along is as follows:

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK PAJEETS
FUCK NOCOINERS
FUCK BOOMERS

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, FUCK JANNIES!

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>>18725920
It would seem your “cock”-scripts been done in now innit? Thash a shame, maybee yus lyke to purchase one?

>> No.18726030

>>18726016
classic.

>> No.18726043

>>18726027
>>18725958
>>18725955
AND NOW, MY FINE BROTHERS IN THE CONFERENCE. I DECLARE THAT THESE DEGENERATES MUST BE CRUCIFIED NEXT TO THE JANITOR. GRAB YOUR SWORD AND ARMOR AND CLEAR UP THE FILTH FROM THIS BOARD!

>> No.18726064

>>18726043
I’ll have your links for this!

>> No.18726081

Only here for the snacks.

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>>18726043
YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE OP.

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>>18726043
*BANG* *BANG*

>> No.18726152

WHERE ARE MY REINFORCEMENTS? IT IS ME ALONE VS THESE THREE GUN WIELDING MANIACS! MY BROTHERS, YOU HAVE ABANDONED ME IN THIS MOST TRYING OF TIMES! PLEASE, I BEG THEE - COME TO MY RESCUE SO WE CAN ESTABLISH THE NEW UTOPIA!

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T-the janitor's henchmen have gotten me, my friends...it was an honor to fight for you all these years....but now in the 11th hour, I finally realize it was all for naught. Not a single one of you came to my aid yet I am about to die for your sins...I part thee with not hatred in my heart, but disappointment and sadness, my friends. Be good.

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>>18726223
No anon! I thought you were working for the jannies, this is all a big misunderstanding. The janitor must have planted the cock script in the bathroom knowing I would find it. Oh no what have I done! ANOOOOOON!!!

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>>18726223
Get in. We're going to make /biz/ great again.

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>>18726223
TAKE THE TUNNEL NETWORK TO ESCAPE! KEK BE WITH YOU ANON

>> No.18727092

>>18725704
>snickers maniacally to himself from behind partial concealment as he's spiked the milk cartons with generous helpings of lactaid
>"Take that tranitors," he mumbles under his breath still trying to not be noticed

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>>18727092
>serves you another golden beverage
Yes sir, really got them sir, truly magnificent sir. Have another.

>> No.18727253

The autism is strong here