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>> No.18792421

thats a man

>> No.18792432

WTF is that cat real?

>> No.18792456

is AMZN ever joining the dow?

>> No.18792457

How are those guys dancing?

>> No.18792463

second crash will coom to hard an fast
there will be no survivors

>> No.18792471

what the fuck, is this real?

>> No.18792472

thats a real man dancing

>> No.18792589

Real gay

>> No.18792590
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You are here

>> No.18792593

Not funny I read about how much they abused the cat to make it dance like that

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>> No.18792617
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Reminder that betting against St. Powell is betting against the American Dream.
Reminder that betting against St. Musk is betting against humanity's last great hope.

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Sold my AAL and UAL shares with +30% gains. Hope I can buy back in tomorrow.

>> No.18792637

Totally disinfo . Good job shill you will make many bulls lose $

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>> No.18792647

>Buying at the top

>> No.18792648

At least the second crash will be the last one for years, then you can really start investing.

>> No.18792654

Fuck you. Tesla logo looks like a crucification. It’s literally a Jewish psyop. Also Tesla wanted free energy for everyone . Then Elon goes ahead and smooch’s off Tesla’s name. Fuck elon

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Dutch bros why have you forsaken me? First your women and now RDS.B. I was promised gains yet all I have gotten is losses.

>> No.18792666


I'm not going to if the wind is blowing the wrong way. I can wait.

>> No.18792675


>> No.18792692
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Reminder that Elongated Muskrat is just a shitty plebbit pandering salesman who over promises and under delivers

>> No.18792693

Why are nasdaq futures so low compared to Dow?

>> No.18792704

it is not, look at vix tanking and futures mooning right now. market sentiment is at an all time high

>> No.18792711

Whats your guys take on a bailout for US shale will it launch OXY and FANG?

>> No.18792718

The only hope to leave this planet before we destroy ourselves into extinction inevitably in some way is in the capable hands of Elon Musk.

>> No.18792730

Those cars are number one in customer satisfaction

>> No.18792751

what does it start from 2016? because of trump? it's been a solid bull market since 2010. and thats when the smart money would have joined, not in 2016. but i don't get it what "smart money" has to do with an index. it is not a stock ffs. they always own it.

>> No.18792755

Reminder the real golden bull market has not even started yet

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>under delivers

>> No.18792767

Nasdaq is like 5 companies probably the worst index in the world it shouldn’t even exist

>> No.18792768

Will oil and RTX be part of it Golden Bull bro prophet?

>> No.18792774

Dubs confirmed. SPY 350 call 5/15. Do it fags

>> No.18792783

Of course my man, everything will go up except Tesla

>> No.18792784

if the only hope is muskrat then we are doomed. i admire his push for rocket development and bringing space exploration back to the attention of the public but he cares too much about pumping tsla price and shitposting on twitter to actually get anything done

>> No.18792800

I'm unironically gonna make it if this happens.

>> No.18792808

What's the status of the trade war with China?

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Wait until they start breaking and no one can afford to fix them or source parts.

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>> No.18792834

The thing about Musk is he’s 75% conman and 25% legit genius so it’s tough.

>> No.18792844

trade war cancelled, orange man is gearing up for actual war so he can get reelected

>> No.18792856


Nothing of value was lost

>> No.18792861

China got their act together after pulling off the coof debacle and LK stock scam. There is no way they will pull anymore shady shit with all the eyes on them now. It is the best time to invest in chinese companies right now because of this, NIO etc.

>> No.18792862

There are already guys fixing them themselves, but you void the warranty.

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>> No.18792869

I am not a fan of Trump but there is no way he is dumb enough to start another war. He'd get killed at the polls in November.

>> No.18792870

China is beyond fucked man

>> No.18792876

1 post by this /pol/ tourist ID

>> No.18792878

this is why elon musk is freaking out and begging for the economy to reopen recently


if it crashes now, TSLA will lose $600m in options as it's tied to performance that he has to hit, meaning that the company will likely be set on fire and left for dead if people start selling off.

>> No.18792884

Same as every other brand, but do you really think the type of people who buy Tesla's are going to even want to fix the car themselves, even if they knew how?

>> No.18792887

It's on


optimal ratio is 65/35

>> No.18792892

t. hasn't looked at the news since december 2019

>> No.18792894
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muh dick is so hard my HAL and MRO moon recently if they hit anything close to their all time high i will be set for the year

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This kills the cat poster...

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Wtf I love protesters now!!

>> No.18792919

Oil will go down, MRO is due for plummeting, if you're not holding long term (1+ year timespan) then you're going to be holding heavy, heavy fucking bags.

>> No.18792923

Who cares, you just pay goyim to fix your car.

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>> No.18792934

He's 0% legit genius, he is a liability on everything he does. The rest of his staff always does their best to reign him in because he's 100% moron. Though conman, I'd say no more than 50%. The rest is just that he's a legit manchild. His specialty is sticking to winning but novel projects and being a leach until he's forcefully removed for being an incompetent twat. He is neither known for making his own companies of his own volition and own design, nor for being any useful to the companies he obtains.

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I wonder how much further I could get in life if I just didn’t care about people and went after what I wanted like that absolute Chadbug.

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Post your gains!

Only been doing this for a 2 months.

>> No.18792960

Unironically you'd go very far.

>> No.18792962

you should get a job so that you can buy more stocks

>> No.18792964


Have you actually listened to the dude talk? He was babbling gibberish on Rogan. Compare someone who is actually a genius like Carmack on there who just goes over your head

>> No.18792975

She's sexy as hell though, man has his priorities right

>> No.18792976

>16 different stocks
for what purpose
>unironically listens to rogan
pretty sure a midget's dick would go over your head mate

>> No.18792991

i am so unsettled even though i made 25% today

all i can think about is how im going to lose it all in the morning

>> No.18792995

Holy fuck, you just solved the stock market.

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>> No.18793055
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If hundreds of thousands of workers at Amazon, Walmart etc. do really go on strike tomorrow, they should have to pay back their $1200 gibs checks.

the whole deal is that they get money and don't get uppity. If they're going to get uppity anyway, they have to give that money back.

>> No.18793067

I'm holding MRO. Bring on winter. All that oil and gas getting sucked out.

>> No.18793072

I meant more as in motivational and leadership genius, the guy found the perfect balance of nerdy and popular culture

>> No.18793073

If they work at amazon, walmart etc. they don't get the $1200 though?

>> No.18793077

I make 52k a year, take home is around 30k. Out of that 30k, 8k in child support, 3k in gas and I have around 12k in debt with my car loan and credit cards. Spending this year aggressively paying off my car loan and credit cards before. Should be debt free by August.

Its the extra money I could afford between paydays to buy stocks.

>> No.18793078

t. someone who bought amazon at the literal top

>> No.18793084

Would I be relatively safe to just alternate trading ETFs and inverse ETFs?
I don't have much time to trade during the day and watch prices but I'd like to do a little gambling, seems like those would be easier to get a trend than individual stock.

Otherwise I'm in it for long term divvies.

>> No.18793087

I didn’t mean like he’s designing the rockets I meant as a way to communicate and market himself

>> No.18793104

You get $1200 regardless of if you're employed are not, so long as you filed taxes last year.

>> No.18793107


I didn't though
the only AMZN that I hold is in mutual funds, bought a long time ago...

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>> No.18793116

Although I realize many of his drooling moron followers actually believe that he designs and builds rockets, I meant in the sense of business management. I think his success at self-marketing is mostly accidental (right time right place -> right zoomerific personality).

>> No.18793125

Wont mean anything some commies in the newspapers always push this mayday shit

>> No.18793127

>relatively safe
>this market

>> No.18793128

There are "daytraders" that literally do just that but for gap up or gap downs. They essentially do everything they need to for the day in the first and last 15 minutes

>> No.18793133

Ah right, I forgot the US actually at least pretends to care about its people, unlike my shithole.

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or face severe consequences like restraining orders and alienation from friends and loved ones...

>> No.18793146

Well cult of personality always has a degree of fortunate timing and the proper tailwinds of the zeitgeist

>> No.18793153

Yes, the problem is if you are wrong for a day as +3% is less than -3%.

>> No.18793160

I love huge tits. If tits were a stock I'd be their biggest share holder because I like holding tits.

>> No.18793161

Those aren't severe consequences at all anon. Beside, what's that in the face of millions of dollars in theft and muggings, and a child rape streak, allowing you to taste all the prime virgin pussy no normalfag will ever know?

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Yup. We have to find a cure first. I’m not going outside until this crisis is resolved. It hurts me since I don’t have a job, but I can always pull some money out of my shitcoins. I’m not killing someone’s grandma just to keep the Dow up a couple of points.

>> No.18793175

Any idea if this specific type of trading behavior is somewhere in the OP links or should I google?

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blessed and aware

>> No.18793195

is it possible to get shares of Renaissance Technology as an average pleb

>> No.18793203

Are there any economic reports on pension funds? I'd like to know if the boomer remover has improved the finances on those accounts.

>> No.18793217

Gambling but with a slight edge and risk mitigation.

>> No.18793220

google scott andrews
>t. used to trade this way, was decent but not fulfilling

>> No.18793222

Last I checked every state's pension is severely underfunded, with the worst ones being about 30% funded.

>> No.18793235

>We have to find a cure first. I’m not going outside until this crisis is resolved.

>> No.18793239

Thanks. Decent is good enough for now.

>> No.18793242

Whenever an economist makes a projection the best bet is pretty much the exact opposite. Literal pseudoscience nonsense

>> No.18793245

Nice trips. Ah so it's a state level report. I remember someone in IL telling me only 25% of pensions are funded. I suppose I'll have to dig around the state gov sites to find those econ reports.

>> No.18793250

These faggots, and even more so economists themselves are ignorant fucks who know nothing. The most optimistic case of a cure announced today that they expect to be able to manufacture millions of doses by the end of 2021. Economists make it seem as if it's simply possible to snap your fingers and create a working vaccine and then manufacture 7 billion doses of it over a weekend, and have it distributed entirely by Friday. No one has been more wrong about the economy since it's inception than economists.

>> No.18793251

how is daytrading real anyway, if you're on such a small timescale shouldn't you be almost entirely using ta, and if there are ta rules that work shouldn't the algos be using them to skim everything already

>> No.18793258

Yeah they have always bet the fed gov will bail them out just promising massive shit they knew they could never pay

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>> No.18793268

hourly reminder that economists were so butthurt about not having a nobel prize that they made their own and beg people to call it a nobel prize

>> No.18793273

The economy would unironically be much better without the input of economists

>> No.18793286
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>Yup. We have to find a cure first. I’m not going outside until this crisis is resolved. It hurts me since I don’t have a job, but I can always pull some money out of my shitcoins. I’m not killing someone’s grandma just to keep the Dow up a couple of points.

>> No.18793294

You aren't even using TA, the only people day trading successfully do so with such large bags that a 1% swing is thousands of dollars in gains. They don't care as much about TA as simply the normal intraday movements of the market.

>> No.18793299
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Tell me about it, life is pretty hard right now, but it will get better. The woman I had a child with signed some paperwork and in 2 more years I won't be paying child support.

Right now though I work IT at a hospital and there are 4 mcdonalds near by work. So I hit each one up different for a free "thank you" meal. I eat the mcdonalds breakfast but the 3 dinners I get I end up feeding to my dog since it's free and cheaper then dog food and I can save more money for stocks!

>> No.18793307

algos are big but slow. they have A LOT of money they need to move and trade in a way to not move the market. you are small but fast. you figure out which rule the algos are using and front run it.

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>> No.18793312

Best of luck out there brother

>> No.18793314

tomorrow it crashes or it never will again.

>> No.18793326

my point isn't the size, my point is what do they know that algos don't, just the general sentiment of other human investors i'd guess

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>> No.18793371

fake news

>> No.18793373

Canadian TSX down over 3% as well.

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I'm not into that outside of 2d...

what the hell do I want anyways, besides bitches and money and anime? hmmm...

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I bought the top and I unironically think I'm retarded.

>> No.18793394

what royal dutch shell stock do I buy? why is there like 3 or 4?

>> No.18793398

Tesla was profitable during this entire ordeal. Tsla is fucking bulletproof if it can profit in this shitshow.

>> No.18793400

Blackjack and hookers.

>> No.18793409

Even down a couple of percent wouldn’t be that big of deal considering the move off the bottom

>> No.18793413

did they ever catch this faggot?

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we all dummies, at the start.
I bought some USO at one point.
Did hold it for very long,

>> No.18793419

It already went from $100 to $1000 in like 6 months man how much more do you think is left

>> No.18793424
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ASX dipped into -4% now

All US futures down 1-2%

>> No.18793428

The fact the small caps are down the least is a pretty bullish sign desu

>> No.18793431


this guy gets it. nio made me a mint this month. it dipped today and i btfd super hard. anyone betting against official communist party ev is a fool.

>> No.18793436

good kill that shitty company

>> No.18793437

Because he kicked the camera from some bitch’s hands?

Yeah I think he was fired immediately and life runed.

>> No.18793443

tankers are up, dont give a fuck if everything drops by 50 points

>> No.18793450

on the bright side, super bullish for NIO though. Kek. If/when this happens im going all in.

>> No.18793451

Today they went up. I've been buying these oil stocks and selling them soon as they go up 4%. I've made a few hundred bucks sniping lol

>> No.18793459

what stocks have been hit the hardest and are most likely to recover?

Airline stocks of course but is anyone following others?

EEFT for example. totally random stock im sure no one has heard about. down 40% because of this shit. the majority of their revenue is generated from ATM fees/money transfer from travelers so it is justified but will recover entirely plus some by next summer. 100% buy rating from 8 analysts

>> No.18793461

>feeding your dog junkfood

poor thing

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LMAO all these robinhood fags getting wiped out in the best pump n dump of the year

>> No.18793482

>of course
>every airline/country leader/whatever reporting 5+ years of damage has been done to airlines and it's not over yet
>a noname stock from a company that's on the verge of bankruptcy under normal circumstances will totally recover despite travelers probably not being a thing until next year regardless of when shit opens back up
You are literally retarded bro

>> No.18793483

Airlines are going bankrupt, do not buy and plan to hold. If you are ballsy daytrade them only

>> No.18793496

Do you have any idea how open the market is for wider adoption of EVs? The day is coming when every car is EV, and sooner than you think. Tesla leads the market right now.

And tesla just patented some sort of battery swap system. itll probably be a subscription service, you pay so much every month, then just pull into a station, quick swap your drained battery for a fresh one and keep rolling. has the potential to revolutionize vehicle travel. especially if the margins on it beat gas guzzlers.

>> No.18793499

I love taking boomer money

>> No.18793502

I got my fucking ass kicked today

>> No.18793511

Hoax video like the blind guy with the Coca Cola weed drink?

>> No.18793517

dude.. fucking tell me about it.. yesterday made 3k today lost all my gains from yesterday..... fucking hell.... fucking... hell

>> No.18793520

who hurt you?

>> No.18793521

But that's my point, they don't know anything except that it's fuck you money. It goes like this
> Wake up
> Take shit
> Get idea of what you think market will do that is in reality no better than anyone else's
> Throw 7 figures at it
> Wait for normal intraday pump
> +1.5% washout
> If it doesn't and even worse plummets laugh because you don't need the money and hodl
Their power is entirely their stacks.

>> No.18793526

i mean, it 3x in a day. anyone holding overnight was just being greedy.

>> No.18793532

What tore your sweet little boybussy anon

>> No.18793534

They're getting paid less than retards sitting at home jacking off all day, how would you feel?

>> No.18793542

LOL @ your anger, guaranteed you lost your entire McDonalds paycheck on puts. stay mad LOSER

>> No.18793547

Its surprising because when I last checked around 8 they were -1.3 with the rest only -.6

>> No.18793550

Non-cultist customers won't want tesla because they use proprietary everything and work the worst in non-californian weather conditions. I think a 90% share of the driving market could switch to EV if we were to be generous (this implies that only 10% live more than an hour away from work and aren't OK with using a vehicle already demonstrated to be hackable with capabilities like break denial and forced acceleration and live in temperate climates). However tesla cannot, by design, be the most common choice simply from a price point perspective, let alone the rest. There are far fewer tesla plugs than common plugs, too. And how poorly every plug works right now as well as their reliance on even buggier apps is surely not going to help adoption, though this will only slow it down and will be fixed in time.

>> No.18793553


He cute

>> No.18793574

pudipudi bros [email protected]
you are required to go back, no exceptions

>> No.18793583

I made money today. EBAY is ez money

I work in the airlines and I know how bad it truly is. None of them are going to make it without going through chapter 11. Seriously do not hold any of them, you will lose it all eventually.

>> No.18793584

Wait, so if Fed is buying corporate bond ETFs (through "Special purpose vehicles" aka BlackRock), couldn't they do the same for stocks if it got bad enough? They wouldn't even need the permission of Congress, right?

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It's fake they took footage of a dancing cat and added CGI women, and a CGI background. Cats never dance when a human is present.

>> No.18793608

frenly reminder that SQQQ is the big brain play tomorrow. already pumping in ah. bobos we are going to make it.

>> No.18793610

look how hostile you are jesus christ hahahah get some exercise you fat angry fuck

>> No.18793616

Wrong link man the fuck is that nhantai site

>> No.18793619

oh i gotcha, i would call that fake then (its expected return for each day is the same as the stock's)

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Is it racist if i dont respond to indian tech recruiters because I dont want them to get the commission if I get hired and instead choose only white recruiters?

>> No.18793634

Congress is meeting next week to provide states federal dollars to help the states out. Which is a no brain pass deal. If they don't pass it, well, voters will let them know during the next election. Sides, it's easy as hell. Just tell whoever controls the fed computer to send out a shit load of electronic funds transfers. They got plenty of ink and paper.

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>what stocks have been hit the hardest and are most likely to recover?
My whole bounce portfolio is dedicated to this idea. These are leaf stocks mind you, and also they've already broke out of the bearish lows:
>BRP Inc. (TSX: DOO Nasdaq: DOOO). Hobby and racing motorsports. They make ski doo, sea doo, speedboats, dune buggies. The dune buggy segment is important as their buggies have been sweeping the Dakar top 10 for some time now. Crash peak to valley was -75%. I bought at $24 (leaf). Closed today at $41.66.
>Park Lawn Corp (TSX: PLC). Cemetery and funeral home company. Peak to valley -51%. Bought at $19, today closed $21.82
>Sleep Country Canada (TSX: ZZZ). Mattresses. This one was suggested by another anon here a few weeks back, I did a due dilly on it to see if it looked decent, it did, I bought. Peak to valley -64%. It had been stuck in a snibby range prior, peak to valley number is not from the ATH. Bought around $10.75, today closed $13.17.

There are two other stocks I was watching closely but didn't take as I was committed to other trades when the entries appeared. I regret not dumping whatever I had at the time and going with these: Real Matters and Shopify.

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>> No.18793651

God damn it AMZN. I had calls on you. FUCK YOU BEZOS

>> No.18793652
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>I work in the airlines
thanks for the advice...... pftthahahahahaha

as if that give you any kind of extra insight hahahahaha the absolute STATE of hourly workers......

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What if its an American Indian with an American accent?

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>roastie poasting a coalburner whore to ask a question irrelevant to stocks
eat shit faggot

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fucking pajeets man

>> No.18793672

The government isn't going to prop up stocks.

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Future likely trade I'm watching watching like a vulture: Air fugging Canada. No entry yet.

>> No.18793691

Those interviews are gold.

>> No.18793705

Id consider it, but most of these poo's are incoherent

>> No.18793706
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It's over mumus. You had your fun, now it's our time to shine.


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yeah I feel that

no and no
but I'm no civics expert

>> No.18793718

Can't wait for may 5. Got some calls I'm feelin' lucky about.

>> No.18793734

Are tankers actually going to fucking do anything or is it another meme

>> No.18793744

Basically everything I've seen and read says 'yes'. Look what happened the last time oil prices dipped. They went up 10x, and the dip wasn't as bad as it is now. Look at technicals and fundamentals. Look at storage. Look at spot prices. Look at shit like >>18793647

>> No.18793745

>getting paid 200x their annual revenue to just it in the gulf of mexico or arman
Gee Anon IDK

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Have fun getting wiped out man. I've literally spoken with Oscar Munoz about all this when he was in my departments office a few weeks ago.

In the next week another regional airline in the US will go out of business. My money is on Go Jet but it could also be Air Wisconsin or CommutAir.

This will only continue as the year goes on and the legacy carriers are expecting to shrink by at least half going forward.

All their stocks are incredibly overvalued as it is.

>> No.18793755

Such a gay fucking meme

>> No.18793761

What are some defense stocks to invest for the "US military shift focus from middle east to China" concept ?

>> No.18793768

We're going to talk ourselves into a recession. It will be a self-fulfilling prophecy driven by a feedback loop of negative news.

>> No.18793789

We ARE in a recession.

>> No.18793809

went full retard and bought a leap call

>> No.18793816

No. It ended the day it began. Now we're back on course for the one hundred year golden bull run

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How can the bulls be this delusional?

>> No.18793822

or it could be the nationwide state of emergency and lockdown......................hmmmm.

>> No.18793825
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never forget

>> No.18793845

the bulls are afraid, it is the 61% fib retracement of death

>> No.18793868

on amd

>> No.18793869

These aren't set it and forget it trades... tankers are fucking good for the next month. then you'll get bagholders bitching for 2 months.. then in 6 months you'll get some one screaming a ticker mooned... more bagholders buy here... then you get people pissed off they bought the top. so you've got a solid 2 more weeks to scoop tankers before you dump them in mid june or early july.

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>tfw bought shares today, then panicbought inverse ETF's at the after-the-close high

>> No.18793913


Y’all are my boys

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>> No.18793923
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The Left wants a depression for political gain. If they get it I hope they get to watch their children starve

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>> No.18793925

What are some ETFs I should keep my eyes on?

>> No.18793928

there's a shitty startup "in closed beta" where their value proposition is they have a nice app that's just for putting money into their reit, wonder how theyre doing

>> No.18793933

Bonds anyone?

>> No.18793934

the footsie? lmao... who buys shit controlled by fucking morons these days?

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>> No.18793947

You guys ready for the China trade war part 2? This time including Australia

>> No.18793948

I wish I could've switched to a short position, I need to get margin enabled, coulda made way more money way more safely.

>> No.18793958

Ain't afraid of shit your about to get wiped clean retard

>> No.18793961

How can the cat do that?????

>> No.18793963


Think lci will push 11 before earnings?

>> No.18793974

short term is what we need these days, right?

>> No.18793983

For me, it’s GOVT.

>> No.18793992

my sleep schedule is so fucked up... i think im fucking kicking this virus's ass though.

>> No.18793999

You guys noticed canned goods are getting really low in stores the past week? We unironically go to war this year either with china or a racewar

>> No.18794005

All you need to know for the next 30 days is TZA.

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My current paypigs

>> No.18794012

possible.. might sell some calls right before tho...

>my sleep schedule is so fucked up
I was up till market open the other night trading /ng and now my shits all fucked... you think you got the virus? which one? the hiv or the covid?

>> No.18794018

SPXL x10 Leverage calls for tomorrows Jerome special pump.

I am going to make so much money on you dumb losers Hahaha.

Manlets! Fuck off .. i am going to be Rich

>> No.18794021

You ride out whatever is in store for the year with a "return" that is going to definitely beat inflation. And if inflation outpaces that then we really are fucked and it'd still be the safer. Little risky though. You have to hope that Tupperware doesn't cease to exist by 2021. There is a good chance they might declare bankruptcy but bondholders are usually first to be given recompense.

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post one single shred of evidence you arent broke as fuck. I'll go first

you post some photoshopped bullshit screenshot because you dont actually own anything of value because you're just another broke ass dropout loser like 99% of everyone else here

>> No.18794035

All cash and puts on ZM retard

>> No.18794042

Nice oc

>> No.18794043

digits. also we are reopening the economy right? should help with food distribution.

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>> No.18794051

i've noticed mostly people are going to stores less often, but buying like 2 or 3 times as much per trip. so you can't even get stuff that has shelf live to it... that stuff is getting scooped up in huge volume. meanwhile the fresh produce and stuff you can just make what ever you want out of is there. looking at spices, your granulated garlic is gone, but all the spices that people don't know how to use are there... i mean i have probably 20 pounds of flour so i didn't even look at the baking situation but... you just have to look closer at the situation and find the whole picture.

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>> No.18794068

What strike? Thinking about getting in on ZM puts.

>> No.18794069
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Remember those days when we would have -10% down? get ready for round 2

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I know, I know, I'd been so patient too!

I'd been raising cash and not deploying! And then I go and buy right in to the little tiny drop in AMAT, AMD, and KO.

fuck off you literal retard polfuck

The boomers of both parties are coordinated on this, we're going full MMT. THERE IS NO RESISTANCE FROM EITHER SIDE.

And retards like you are still thinking there's a real difference between the two parties... it's the illusion of choice, and it keeps them in power.

We're already at war, we're never NOT at war. The war with China is being waged through weaponized economics with Nuclear powered central banks.

We're murdering Iran right now without firing a single shot. You need to open your goddamned eyes.

>canned goods are getting really low in stores
bullish for CPB.

Eyeing some other staples right now too.

>> No.18794078

nah there's going to be union strikes and people not going to work because of fear of upsetting the union and shit... things are going to get bad. it's not a right to work movement, but more leftist OSHA and worker's rights bullshit... it always happens during these times and always when the business owners are under duress from a downturn... regardless of the cause.

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>> No.18794084

That must have included the reit RBC did a margin call on.

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my puts might actually print

>> No.18794104

Remember Chicken Moodle Soup memes?

>> No.18794109
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Wait. Are you a beisbaru player?

>> No.18794111

Elon Musk is the next Bernard Ebbers.

>> No.18794117

Most of these people unironically would make more money not working. This is new.

>> No.18794118

I have June 100 puts

>> No.18794122

Kek, some seem to think T's fat divvy and company outlook is grim. But bandwith and content is king. Sure oil may go into the shit hole but your cellphone sure as hell wont. 8k TV's are a thing. 1080p HD was just the start, kinda like opening Pandora's box. Nothing can stop the ever increasing resolution scales nor the ever expanding bandwith required to support it all. To say nothing if virtual reality ever comes a standard non shit thing. (What passes for current "V.R" is shat; I'm talking full on Startrek holodeck like man) Just imagine the fat data pipe required then. Cell phones may be a dime a dozen but the networks that keep them all running are small indeed. How many major players again just 3? How many have the content at there beck and call? Now we're down to just 1.

>> No.18794129

leave vaush

>> No.18794132

I would think theme park stocks like FUN will bounce back by next summer by 80%.

Just a gut feeling poor people like me are going to want someplace cheap to take our families.

>> No.18794142

i got spy and qqq puts, we're printing

>> No.18794153

Sounds like a plan. I think ZM should be valued at maybe 90 once this shit is all over.

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>> No.18794163

Ban evading faggot

>> No.18794182

The problem I see is decreased commercial heating usage. Another mild winter would be bad as well.

>> No.18794193

Theme parks, and all large gatherings, won't recover until we have a vaccine in mass. Best case 2023

>> No.18794194

So do you think we'll get the big dip tommorrow, or will the market just crab/go up until Monday and we'll get it then.
Really can't imagine the market going up for the next month or so without some kind of downward correction.

>> No.18794196

that's the fucking crazy thing... boomers can barely work a fucking computer and then just hit the labor force from so many different directions at once... i'm still trying to wrap my head around the new status quo, but i don't have an answer. well i do, but the answer is to tell people to fuck off and work through it.

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If you can't pay cash for a new Mercedes today get off this board. This doesn't include physical assets, or retirement accounts.

>> No.18794204

Anon you know tomorrow is May right?

>> No.18794212

I sell options dood :^)

>> No.18794220

wait... i should scoop some intelligent people and grow some business.

>> No.18794223

im hacking your fucking bank right now dude

>> No.18794233

I could make that say $1,000,000,000 with 5 mins in Microsoft paint, thanks for proving my point you fucking retard

>> No.18794234

>-10% from ATH

>> No.18794242

I think they will bounce back before with half capacity opening etc etc., there is never going to be a true vaccine. I work in a hospital and half the people who get flu shot end up getting the flu still.

Corona isn't going away once the hysteria dies down it will just be another virus that kills people like HIV you just going to get used to it being around.

>> No.18794243

nice 06 replica ring, try to get a stitched jersey next time though

>> No.18794246
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>> No.18794250

But could you duplicate the shitty phone quality?

>> No.18794251

Recessions are defined by shrinking consumer spending and contracting GDP. They aren't defined by asset prices, though those typically align.

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>> No.18794258

It's not shopped. Stay mad and lose all you're money waiting for the airlines to recover.

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Based retard. Enjoy hyper inflation

>> No.18794274

ok retard

We'll probably get a spike in inflation similar to the 1970's once the economy starts heating up again. But hyperinflation? No.

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not everyone is poor anon

>> No.18794278

>their children
Oh anon.

>> No.18794301

>"i-its not shopped, I swear!"
hahahaha just get rekt poorfag. I literally said you'd post a photoshopped screenshot and not only do you respond with nothing of value, YOU POST A FUCKING SCREENSHOT hahahhaha

>> No.18794306

Winter means oil companies can't stop production or the wells will freeze shut

>> No.18794309

If it truly gets to that point it doesn't mater where you have your money. Complete societal collapse at that point and the dollar will not exist for much longer anyways. If inflation actually starts to get bad or interest rates go negative then I will move it all into brokerage but as it stands I refuse to pay cap gains taxes on my trades so I'm stuck with a bunch of cash. Already maxed my IRA for the year...

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>> No.18794325
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>thinking wealth means owning sports team memorabilia

>> No.18794340

>not living out of your brokerage/credit card

Cash is so twentieth century.

>> No.18794341


Holy shit that is risk.

Crazy yield if it holds though

>> No.18794355

don't worry we won't actually BECOME the US during the 1970's, that would suck.

nah man he got his wealth by being a baseball player don't you get it?

>> No.18794364
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blessed Cardinals poster

>> No.18794392

Nah it's a replica. Anyone that would actually have as much wealth as a professional baseball player wouldn't be here in the first place. Unless he falls into the camp of retired athlete that legit has lost it all in a few years, there are a lot of them in that boat...

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whoa cool, post one single shred of tangible evidence you not only aren't broke as fuck, but also have wealth

I'll go first again, you absolute fuckin morons

pic is 1% of my sports memorabilia that I have yet to place in my $10,000 armoire

>> No.18794419

No it's a hedge fund

>> No.18794424

>I emptied my bank account to buy a bunch of collectible shit so I'm rich as fuck guys

>> No.18794425
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whitey is so cute...

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Are horrific CVX and XOM earnings tomorrow morning priced in?

>> No.18794427

Right here. Excited as hell.

>> No.18794433

I have it for June

>> No.18794435

massive cope
>"you're not rich"
>"that stuff is fake!"
>"hes not a baseball player"
>"w-well IF he is then he lost all his money!!!"
absolutely pathetic. consider ending your life in minecraft

>> No.18794437

Your such a loser

>> No.18794438

holy fuck. TVIX Chads, our time has come, and so have I

>> No.18794442

I'm poor. Will you send me a free saint looie hat ?

>> No.18794454

The real winners are SQQQ chads.

>> No.18794455


> tfw your most valuable collectible is a foul ball you caught and had signed but it was hit by a backup catcher
> tfw you realize not all value can be measured in dollars and cents

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Dude I'm so wealthy I own all the things

>> No.18794458

all I need to know about another poorfag LOSER assblasted by my posts

>> No.18794467

SQQQ can only go up so much. TVIX can theoretically 3x-4x if this is indeed the next leg down

I'm all in on TVIX and made 15% today (if I include AH)

>> No.18794471
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>funko pops

>> No.18794482

I know you're memeing, but there's actually people out there who consider funkos as a REAL investment lmao. Strange because they're surprisingly ugly

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>> No.18794500


They're going to say they'll raise the dividend last quarter whether people actually believe that or not is the question... depends how horrific the earnings are

>> No.18794507
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Never forget this classic picture

>> No.18794509

They're as "real" of an investment as the baseball shit our totally legit hall of famer is showing off

>> No.18794514


>> No.18794516

wow I've never seen that before. Can you give me the context?

>> No.18794520

clorox gonna beat like crazy right?

>> No.18794530

They were going through a divorce and were fighting over how to split the beanie baby collection in divorce court. The judge got sick of dealing with all this inane shit so he ordered them to dump them all in a pile and take them one by one until they each had half.

>> No.18794540

cqqq crab qqq tracks strangle premiums

>> No.18794541
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Based STL bro, contributing

>> No.18794545

they're getting a divorce and arguing over ownership of their bean bags. the judge made them divide it by picking them 1 by 1 from a pile

>> No.18794557

Who got to go first?

>> No.18794563

People are drinking bleach like it's lemonade on a hot July afternoon, there's no way the numbers aren't good.

>> No.18794569

I cringe when people still do not understand which your/you're to use.


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I dont think you understand how tvix works

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post a picture of ONE thing of value in your house or apartment. its not that hard. here's my tech stash. wow, now that wasnt hard was it?

you're a LARPing faggot literally getting stomped into the ground rn. think back to this moment the next time you run your dicksucker and spew retarded irrelevant jargon on a post that asks for one thing specifically, not your retarded "insider" opinion, bitch ass nigga

bonus: ask me why the times are different on the laptops

>> No.18794599

new thread?
>new thread?
new thread?
>new thread?

>> No.18794607

Why do you keep posting this?

Stocks rapidly crash = TVIX spikes up = I sell during the massive spike before it crashes back down

are you dumb?

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Offbeat flex but I dig it. I’m helping a friend sell her late father’s collection. 60,000 cards and some balls. Mostly commons but there are a few hundred worth something. Mantle, Mays, Clemente, Koufax, etc in probably VG quality. Some cool siggys on the balls too. Ty Cobb on a random catch all ball with lots of base stealers like Lou Brock that has Ted Williams in the sweet spot for some reason. Willie Mays solo ball, Koufax solo, Kaline solo, ‘78 Reds team ball. Some decent stuff. None of the balls have certs but her dad had verifiable connections to the MLB so we think they’re real. How the fuck do I sell all this shit and not get ripped off?

>> No.18794628

Are those jaybirds? Jaybird is perhaps one of the most underknown quality headphone brand

>> No.18794633

This is utter dumb shit but you'd be shocked at how common people fight over stupid shit like this during a divorce. Plates, furniture,etc it's all up for grabs. Never mind that for every hr you blow fighting over it all those lawyers are billing you out the ass.. They don't care. They're gonna get paid regardless.

>> No.18794638

Without certs, aren't you going to need to go to an expert to get verification that you aren't dealing fakes?

>> No.18794649

>/biz/tards are dick-waving their sports memorabilia and bank accounts instead of discussing stocks right before a major downturn
never change goys

>> No.18794658

Based judge

>> No.18794659

I missed out what happened earlier, was UAVS a pump and dump scheme? Will it ever rise again?

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>> No.18794667

Think airlines have reached their low?

>> No.18794670

>consumer electronics

You specifically asked for what stocks to buy that will recover and said that airlines are an obvious, they're not and they won't. Post account balances. Cheap laptops don't mean anything.

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>> No.18794695

Yeah there’s a local place I was going to meet with before the Rona shut everything down. I don’t want to pay the PSA jew hundreds of dollars to wait months but thats definitely the first step. They’re legit but people understandably want certs.

>> No.18794709

Bankruptcy is a serious consideration for some airlines. The low for smaller airlines is 0 if lockdown and travel restrictions persist for a second wave.

>> No.18794741

Every single one of them is going to go through chapter 11. Shit is going to get really ugly come Oct 1st when the CARES money runs out and they have to go to the unions for concessions.

>> No.18794765

You really are just like all the other brainlets that look at Tvix and see the highest line on graph and pray you see it again.

TVIX is the trading of vix futures


>> No.18794801

account balances can be photoshopped by a 9 year old you fucking retarded good luck photoshopping $5,000 worth of random electronics into a picture jackass

>> No.18794819

You have no idea what you're talking about
>hurr durr I'm gonna assume he doesn't know what ETF decay is and think I have a huge IQ HURR DURR

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whoa cool, post one single shred of tangible evidence you not only aren't broke as fuck, but also have wealth

I'll go first again, you absolute fuckin morons

pic is 50% of my dragon dildo collection that I have yet to place in my $10,000 armoire

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I might be a working 9-5 but a shitty acer and an zbook is not something to brag about.

Let alone the sony headphones aren't even MDRs.

Okay you got me to reply. Masterbait right here.

>> No.18794905

your posting cringe

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These newfag redditors need to leave NOW!

>> No.18795289

Dude the market has fake value. This isn’t a left v right thing. Its realizing the boomer system bubble is slowly coming to a popping point. Trading based on political beliefs (ex. I’m a bull because I support America yeehaw) was the attitude start of trump’s presidency. Then came along corona etc election coming up. Use your brain and trade accordingly. Also helps if you follow the news and gather sources to see news as it comes out etc

>> No.18795304

I’m in California and only thing that has changed is less traffic. People are still out but it does seem like there’s less homeless around

>> No.18795502

Then how will we know when they get rekt?

>> No.18795679

You shills are horrible beings

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