/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.18802029]

we got too cocky edition

>Brokers
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>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
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>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

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>>18801123

[Anonymous No.18802053]

JEROME IS DEAD
BUY SHORTS NOW

[Anonymous No.18802058]

>invest 3k yesterday in a basket of stocks I think are solid
>down 4-8% across the board
Whelp, I should have held on to some extra cash, now I have to wait another 15 days to buy the dip. At least my bitcoin is doing well.

[Anonymous No.18802065]

I only respect cunny, bros.

[Anonymous No.18802070]

Who /cashgang/ here?

[Anonymous No.18802073]

>>18802053
I stacked up on puts at 2920-2950. Fucking shorted the TOP for once. Get rekt retarded bulls and get ready to lose everything.

[Anonymous No.18802074]

[Anonymous No.18802078]

>>18802058
Why did you buy at the peak of a government sponsored pump and dump

[Anonymous No.18802081]

MVIS bro’s get the fuck in here

[Anonymous No.18802084]

RTX will literally never, ever again be this low

[Anonymous No.18802090]

tfw bought puts 2 days ago. Bear market, do your worst

[Anonymous No.18802091]

bros how do i do this

[Anonymous No.18802098]

who has that one chart that has all the tech stocks and their weight compared to the rest of them? the one with AMZN, AAPL and MSFT. what's the sauce of that chart?

[Anonymous No.18802099]

>>18802074
Elon-kun, we need hydrocarbons for more then just fuel.

[Anonymous No.18802101]

>still down on tankers because I was a retard and bought the top

[Anonymous No.18802104]

>>18802058
>falling for the bull delusion
The next week will be vicious hopium withdrawal syndrome. Get ready to bleed.

[Anonymous No.18802109]

anyone else starting with (swing) trading and feeling fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.18802110]

>>18802066
>Is it normal to go from feeling good about working swing trading for a week to wanting to blow your brains out in the span of a few hours?
It's not limited to swing trading. It's one of the biggest hurdles to be a consistent trader, handling your psych.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18802113]

>>18802070
adding some GLD today for a swing fellow cashganger

[Anonymous No.18802116]

>>18802070
does it count when i gained most of that cash by selling ITM puts on biopharm memes such as GALT and SNSS?

[Anonymous No.18802121]

>>18802065
based

>>18802070
Not me, can't time the bottom, just happy about my CLX, V, MA, KO, PEP, gains...

[Anonymous No.18802122]

>>18802101
Yeah, I got fucked on NAT calls because I bought at the top. I need NAT to go above 8 dollars just to break even.
Here's to hoping it goes to 12+.

[Anonymous No.18802127]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

If youre a telecom holder, T and VZ pay today.

[Anonymous No.18802130]

>>18802070
I went all cash before earnings, didn't want to risk it and glad I did

[Anonymous No.18802131]

>>18802101
lmao you aint seen top yet boy

[Anonymous No.18802141]

>>18802081
>he bought the top

[Anonymous No.18802144]

>>18802101
>tfw caved and sold my NAT at the morning dip

I...I’m just so tired of myself

[Anonymous No.18802149]

HAL bros, long term calls are pretty cheap right now.

Just saying

[Anonymous No.18802150]

>>18802121
>KO, PEP, CLX, V, MA

absolutely based line up. I read an article where the only thing some NY banker invested in over the decade since the last crash was V and MA and he beat out the market by a large margin

[Anonymous No.18802152]

>>18802113

GLD going strong

[Anonymous No.18802153]

RTX IS 61.75
that's a buy all day long

[Anonymous No.18802155]

>>18802113
Paper or physical?

[Anonymous No.18802156]

>Coca cola up
Based sugarwater merchants

[Anonymous No.18802164]

>AMAZON MISS
>DIVVIES CUT
>LABOR DAY
THIS PARTY IS JUST STARTING.

[Anonymous No.18802168]

>>18802127

Based

[Anonymous No.18802170]

>>18802127
I never thought laddering dividend.

[Anonymous No.18802173]

>>18802101
I was a retard and bought tnp at the top fuck fuck fuck

[Anonymous No.18802179]

>>18802078
1. Yesterday was red, I only buy on red days
2. I've been meaning to branch out beyond oil, which even today is up 50-80% for me, so I looked at financial companies and a few blue chips that had favorable Price/Book ratios. I'm basically running an old fashioned Graham strategy and with yesterday's purchases just hit 31 stocks in my basket, so I feel pretty well diversified. I'm expecting 20% gains year over year with favorable taxes.

>>18802104
I'll just buy more, I'm going long on everything. I'm on a government salary so there's zero chance I'll lose my income and need the money invested anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.18802186]

All this time Mumu shitpost. That fucking BVLLfag shows his face. I buy a call and the market actually starts dropping again

Fuck MUMU

[Anonymous No.18802187]

Strongly considering GLD calls right now

[Anonymous No.18802188]

>>18802170
*thought about

[Anonymous No.18802191]

>>18802144
Stop being impatient and selling the moment you are making money

[Anonymous No.18802195]

>>18802116
Isn't this phase 3 like 30 months away? 18 months recruiting? What am I missing? Why invest now? They will need money soon. Dilution coming

[Anonymous No.18802197]

>>18802101
Same. Still down 10% on NAT and 20% on FRO.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18802198]

>>18802155
GLD is gold etf bud
I have not bought physical gold since these levels :3
thats a chart I can be bullish on

[Anonymous No.18802200]

>>18802127
Shit, I bought T yesterday, no way I'm getting this quarter's divvy.

[Anonymous No.18802201]

>>18802122
>>18802131
I expect by May once all the earning reports come out, we'd all be rolling in cash. Just not as much as I hope.

[Anonymous No.18802202]

>>18802122
>>18802144
you deserve it for buying NAT>>18802197

[Anonymous No.18802203]

>>18802164
Q2 will be the end of this whole rally and probably the new low of stock markets.

[Anonymous No.18802205]

Is TK a meme tanker?

[Anonymous No.18802208]

Let's continue gradually going down and then a big dump to finish it all before the weekend close

[Anonymous No.18802216]

>>18802045
https://nhentai.net/g/267975/
https://hitomi.la/reader/810883.html#1


Try this

[Anonymous No.18802219]

>>18802101
>>18802197
>tfw also 20% down on FRO

[Anonymous No.18802222]

>>18802150
>1 investor out of millions gets lucky
>gets article written about him
>everyone who reads it gets fooled by randomness
taleb.jpg

[Anonymous No.18802224]

>still no flags on /biz/ so everyone can see biomeme bagholders are literally all poos

[Anonymous No.18802225]

>>18802144
Some people are very vocal against TA but it can really help you with your trading plan and improve your risk management.

[Anonymous No.18802229]

>>18802205
DHT BRO

[Anonymous No.18802230]

Glad I waited to buy rtx

[Anonymous No.18802233]

I am sacrificing myself for the world. I am buiyng puts, godspeed!

[Anonymous No.18802246]

>>18802144
Dropping bags for some other anonymous. Tsk tsk.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18802248]

>>18802155
actually let me correct myself I bought my last ounces spring 2019 on the dip below 1300 bcs I was sure we will not see 1300 gold again. So fair thats the most fappable of my calls

[Anonymous No.18802249]

Asking again
Should I use webull?

[Anonymous No.18802251]

>>18802233
thank you anon for sacrificing yourself to make the markets go back up

[Anonymous No.18802253]

>>18802127
I want to get into dividends but uh i'll wait after the coronavirus to bank on returns

[Anonymous No.18802254]

>>18802141
>>18802081
go shill it on reddit now. let's pump this fucker with 10x cc's of hopium

[Anonymous No.18802258]

THIS IS JUST TOO FUCKING CUTE

>>18802179
>I only buy on red days
based
>>18802150
thanks my man, the fintechs have done well for a while but I wonder what will do well next...

>>18802216
oh my oh my!
I want a qt gf wife mother of my kids bro

[Anonymous No.18802260]

>>18802127
If you are following this strategy are the dividends you receive invested into whatever is just before its ex-dividend date or do you apply it to whatever's cheapest?

Is there any sort of re-balancing that is done with this type of strategy?

[Anonymous No.18802261]

>>18802070
Waiting for dat DIP

[Anonymous No.18802263]

>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/01/house-judiciary-committee-asks-amazon-ceo-jeff-bezos-to-testify-over-allegedly-misleading-congress.html

>House Judiciary Committee asks Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos to testify over allegedly misleading Congress

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18802267]

>>18802164
>DIVVIES CUT
where

[Anonymous No.18802271]

>>18802191
I’m an idiot I know

[Anonymous No.18802272]

>>18802249
I know a few who use it.
I’ve also seen upset users, just like every other broker.

[Anonymous No.18802273]

w-we're gonna be green at close today right?

[Anonymous No.18802276]

>>18802263
lock him up

[Anonymous No.18802282]

>>18802251
write my name near the dow 40000 stone

[Anonymous No.18802283]

>>18802272
Some anon was shilling it. I dont see it in the pastebin and setting it up has been annoying so I might just use robinhood

[Anonymous No.18802286]

SPY looks ready to moon and I'm balls deep in inverse ETFs. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck hold me bearbros.

[Anonymous No.18802287]

>>18802273
Jerome-sama won't let us down!

[Anonymous No.18802290]

>>18802225
TA? I definitely want to get better at this

[Anonymous No.18802295]

>>18802065

Same

[Anonymous No.18802298]

>>18802127
I think I might but JUST enough T to pay my $80 phone bill

[Anonymous No.18802300]

>>18802283
No one in the US should use Robinhood over Ameritrade. Period. And it might not even be the best option considering what you might want to do.

[Anonymous No.18802301]

do stocks generally increase by flat amounts or by a proportion of their stock price? i want to know because in the same industry if one stock is 10 usd and another is 100 usd and the industry is good and the increase is by a flat amount then it doesn't matter which one you buy, the profit will be the same amount, but if the increase is by 20% then it will be more profitable to buy the 100 usd stock

[Anonymous No.18802303]

MRO hits $5 and I'm doubling my position

Otherwise I'll sit in cash and see how things play out

[Anonymous No.18802306]

I still don't know how options work but I just bough an $11 dollar long call on Halliburton anyway. I don't know what that means. Hopefully I didn't just blow 200 bucks.

[Anonymous No.18802308]

>>18802205
Yes. Probably highest upside though. Management is retarded but got a solid fleet. Best managed are dht and fro. I'm heavier into fro just bought may 12$ calls betting on earnings finally bring this shit up

[Anonymous No.18802309]

>>18802286
Nothing to find about your outbreak, neither on 15m, 30m or 1h candles.

[Anonymous No.18802315]

>>18802029
Boys. This is it. I’m going all in. 2X short Canadian energy ETF. My country will collapse shortly may as well try to make some money on it . Canadian refugee to USA soon

[Anonymous No.18802317]

Bros what's going on with China, is Trump finna fuck with tariffs and other restrictions again??

That's apparently why LCRX is getting crushed, I might have to NOPE out of the semis before I become a bagholder of meaningful %

[Anonymous No.18802320]

>>18802224
would be pretty funny to see

[Anonymous No.18802323]

Tanker bros why are we tanking??

[Anonymous No.18802324]

UP UP TO THE MOOOOOOON

[Anonymous No.18802327]

>>18802300
I just want to buy-low sell-high at a shitcoin pace.

[Anonymous No.18802329]

>>18802300
eh, I use robinhood as a gambling app on my phone, I would never use it for real money, but it's perfect to make trades on my phone while I'm bored at work with money i don't care about losing.

[Anonymous No.18802330]

>>18802301
"Industry" matching/predicting is usually done with the P/E ratio provided it isn't being manipulated with clever accounting tricks like what TSLA just pulled.

[Anonymous No.18802332]

>>18802290
Just knowing how to identify price action trends and support/resistances and you'll do better than the majority of /biz/.

[Anonymous No.18802334]

>>18802084
Bought in at 60. Still feels good.

[Anonymous No.18802336]

>>18802300
Yeah I'm getting kind of fed up with robinhoods nonsense. Can I migrate to a big boy broker?

[Anonymous No.18802337]

>>18802324
damn it do I buy more inverse small caps or not?!

DO I BUT THE SEMICONDUCTORS DIP OR SELL
AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18802338]

this is Donny's doing. Just for fucking poll satisfaction. he's going to kill the economy just be mr. president for another 4 years. going to war will be our only way to financially recover from this.

[Anonymous No.18802339]

hmm is this the best time to buy RTX and C? i think it will test a new low bot who am i

[Anonymous No.18802354]

>>18802315
Why do you have this opinion? I need to undestand the play

[Anonymous No.18802355]

Look at her, looking like a cheap slut.
I’m tempted. Shake your ass for me.

[Anonymous No.18802356]

>>18802317
Not sure why we don’t just nuke them

[Anonymous No.18802358]

How consistent are dividends? Not the payout, but the time frame in which they are distributed? Is it roughly the same date every quarter/year?

[Anonymous No.18802359]

>>18802324
Im blasting off bros, see you in the stars

[Anonymous No.18802361]

>>18802338
Just end it already. The era has to end for US.

[Anonymous No.18802363]

Whichever cocksucker told me to buy MGM and that “noone is listening,” i fucking hate you

[Anonymous No.18802367]

>>18802216
Beautiful
>>18802198
Thanks for explaining. If I wanted to continue buying physical gold, how much of a price drop should I wait for before buying more? I got 5 ounces under 1600 and if this will act like any market crash before its going to drop in price again before sharply rising back up.

[Anonymous No.18802369]

>>18802300
What’s wrong with it?

[Anonymous No.18802370]

>>18802361
Fuck off, chang.

[Anonymous No.18802372]

>>18802356
the last time we nuked some chinks we ended up with anime

[Anonymous No.18802376]

>>18802363
lmao thanks for taking my bags kiddo i'll buy them back from u at 12

[Anonymous No.18802378]

>>18802267
what the fuck man, you've been in tons of threads.
>RDS, F, GM, GE
>... companies that have suspended their dividend this month include cruise operator CCL, EL, HCA, HLT, KSS, LVS ... TPR, PVH

>>18802286
lower highs lower lows

[Anonymous No.18802383]

>>18802363
thanks for buying my bags :)

[Anonymous No.18802385]

Can I get a portfolio check? I'm happy with the oil but which of my red stocks should I double down on?

[Anonymous No.18802388]

>>18802359
Didn't laika die because the soviets forgot to lut in AC

[Anonymous No.18802389]

>>18802370
Not a chang, just a euro cuck. But you are the worst parasite of this whole fucking world.

[Anonymous No.18802390]

WHY DID DHT JUST DUMP WTF

[Anonymous No.18802398]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8276143/Billionaire-hotelier-got-126million-small-business-loans-hiring-Trump-allied-lobbyists.html
Reminder to go ALL IN on Clorox

[Anonymous No.18802402]

Imagine unironically still investing in companies with dealings in Chyna, literally as we're about to go to war with them. Literally about to liquidate my NET. Invest in energy and defense companies, retards.

[Anonymous No.18802405]

>>18802390
HODL
earnings are next week

[Anonymous No.18802406]

What's MITT going to do over the next coming months?

[Anonymous No.18802408]

>>18802363

You’re a fuckin fag. Vegas isn’t even open yet what are you expecting exactly you impatient cuck. Hold it and enjoy your 2-3x in a few months

[Anonymous No.18802409]

>>18802398
Fucking smart guy.

[Anonymous No.18802410]

>>18802390
bear trap

[Anonymous No.18802415]

Should I buy back in now that the majority of /biz/ are bobos?

[Anonymous No.18802417]

I THOUGHT THE CRISES WAS OVER

[Anonymous No.18802418]

>buying rtx this close to earnings

are they gonna tank more?

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18802419]

>>18802378
>>RDS, F, GM, GE
oh I thought something happened today and I missed it
>>18802367
>if this will act like any market crash before its going to drop in price again before sharply rising back up.
that is my assumption yes, as for price drop.. I honestly dont know yet, will make descision when opportunities arise, as you can see Im swinging paper GLD today for example. why not play a little when you have expensive physical base already

[Anonymous No.18802430]

Wtf Wtf wtf

Someone is accumulating PHUN big time

[Anonymous No.18802431]

>>18802402
Yes, surely THIS time we will go to war with China. All the other times were just getting ready. THE HAPPENINGS WILL HAPPEN
Also its going to be low hanging fruit like Venezuela if anything.

[Anonymous No.18802434]

>>18802418
theyll tank a lot when they explain to bag holders how theyre going to make no money on their aerospace industry for possibly years to come

[Anonymous No.18802436]

>>18802415
>Majority of /biz/ is bobos
Which threads are you following?

[Anonymous No.18802438]

DHT ?

[Anonymous No.18802441]

>>18802070
Been waiting for that 2nd bottom to buy up the cheapies.

[Anonymous No.18802442]

The delusions of greed never ceases to amaze me

[Anonymous No.18802447]

>>18802306
you'll make a killing, just hold and sell once you get some decent gains. Sell at least awhile before expiration

[Anonymous No.18802453]

>>18802441
I don't trust myself to predict the bottom, so I just buy a little bit every red day

[Anonymous No.18802454]

Bought into Diageo to hold until the hospitality industry opens

[Anonymous No.18802457]

>>18802436
This one

[Anonymous No.18802458]

No body buy anything today. Let it do its thing and see of Monday is a bloodbath or not. If not, monday is a great time to buy anyhow and you wont miss much, or at least possibly have a better entry.

[Anonymous No.18802459]

>>18802418
Everything is going to tank more. Bullfags who want to believe in V shaped recovery are going to get completely dumped on by wall street whales. This whole thing was a pump and dump.

[Anonymous No.18802464]

>>18802431
The US and Australian navies have joined and now are literally patrolling the South China Sea together.

[Anonymous No.18802466]

>>18802438
it's a bottom crab trying to shake you out. don't get shook

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18802468]

how can hedgeye be bullish this? yikes

[Anonymous No.18802469]

>>18802438
same pattern everyday
doomp on opening
poomp
bear trap doomp

[Anonymous No.18802473]

fucking apple, fucking bloated gay faggot company. look at this shit. who is buying except for jpowell

[Anonymous No.18802476]

>>18802464
>now
They've been doing this shit since literally WW2. Clearly you've been consuming MSM, knock it off.

[Anonymous No.18802478]

>>18802356
because we need to buy their tiny fingers and sell them sugar water.

>>18802398
>ALL IN on Clorox
why?
I sold almost all my shares already ;_;

[Anonymous No.18802480]

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[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18802482]

>>18802473
>who is buying except for jpowell
he's not buying my goy

[Anonymous No.18802484]

>>18802084
Not even when it shows a decline in earnings next week?

[Anonymous No.18802487]

>>18802469
Yeah entire week been doing this shit.
Dump in morning and raises by afternoon.

[Anonymous No.18802488]

>>18802473

Get fucked

Sent from my iPhone

[Anonymous No.18802489]

>>18802408
Oh yeah, expect people to go to Las Vegas this summer....even if a vaccine is found, there's still a recession and no one is spending money. Consumer spending dropped, only invest when stocks hit lows again.

[Anonymous No.18802493]

>>18802476
Cope harder, Chang. The South China Sea belongs to America.

[Anonymous No.18802496]

>>18802339
wait until monday

[Anonymous No.18802499]

>>18802464
Which is literally the like 2000th time we have postured in the South China Sea over the past like 10 years.
The white house memo to congress for military mobilization specifically referenced narcotics which is the current boomercon rationale for regime change in Venezuela since about this time last year.

[Anonymous No.18802508]

if gilead isn't going to explode in value isn't still possible to profit of its irrational and short increase in price?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18802509]

>>18802473
Tim is using the company's funds to buy his own stock. They're literally using their deep pockets to buy every dip.

[Anonymous No.18802511]

All I wanted was a small RDSB rally into the weekend reducing the day loss a little and give me a glimmer of hope

Instead, it sinks further

[Anonymous No.18802518]

ASSHOLE STATUS: BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

[Anonymous No.18802520]

>>18802385
Why WFC, BAC, C, and MGM? JPM is a way better bank than the first three and LVS is multitudes better than MGM. That said, I'd probably add to COF (though, I'd really add some AXP too), PRU, and GS.

[Anonymous No.18802522]

>>18802499
>he doesnt think we will be fighting on multiple fronts, with Chyna, Iran, and Venezuela

Imagine being this naive.

[Anonymous No.18802528]

>>18801410
>What do you hold?
Applied Materials
AMD
Berkshire
Campbell's Soup
Clorox
Costco
JNJ
Coca Cola
Lockheed Martin
Mastercard
Merck
Pepsico
Visa
Nintendo
Eli Lilly
Sony
Colgate
Barrick Gold

Also bought some TWM and TZA...

I think my collection is getting too big

[Anonymous No.18802530]

>>18802511
Institutions are going to dump shit like a hot rock. It built up such a reputation as a dividend king then threw it away. It rose so high, now it has so far to fall.

[Anonymous No.18802534]

>>18802358
Depends on who you're getting dividends from. If it was like Shell (before they halted) it was more or less a flatline consistent return

[Anonymous No.18802535]

>>18802480

[Anonymous No.18802536]

>>18802473
AAPL is buying AAPL lol. these share buybacks are fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.18802544]

>>18802385
Bring PAA, LYG, or BHC up to 200 shares and sell covered calls on them.

[Anonymous No.18802547]

>>18802528
Why not just hold SPY?
That probably averages out at the end of the day m8

[Anonymous No.18802553]

VIX IS DROPPING NOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18802555]

>>18802385
Nice index fund

[Anonymous No.18802559]

>>18802547
he's got BRK, it works similarly with nice exposure to insurance

[Anonymous No.18802565]

>>18802547
because then I have to own shitty companies with the good companies and can't overweight better stuff on the dips, no?

[Anonymous No.18802572]

>>18802555
Kek

[Anonymous No.18802574]

>>18802489
vegas is in lock down until may 15, then we begin phase 1 of reopening, it does not include casinos. it will be at least 2-3 weeks after phase 1 before we see if casinos can open. buy now and hold until after then. don't underestimate gambling addiction and big spenders who will pay a premium to be secluded (for social distancing) and still be able to gamble.

[Anonymous No.18802573]

Line goes ________

Even: Up
Odd: Down
Dubs: Crab

[Anonymous No.18802576]

>>18802385
I would seriously slash like half of that. Overstretching yourself like this is just going to be inferior to getting ETFs which track the industries. You want stand out companies that you follow as your winners and know everything about. I doubt you can do that with 30+ different holds.

[Anonymous No.18802577]

Which military branch are you going to enlist in when war breaks out this weekend, lads?

[Anonymous No.18802579]

>>18802536
OH FUG I FUHGOT ABOUT THAT

[Anonymous No.18802581]

>price of oil goes down
>oil stocks go down

>price of oil goes negative
>oil stocks flatline

>price of oil goes up
>oil stocks go down

[Anonymous No.18802582]

>>18802536
having so much cash you basically don't know what to do with it, even when the whole economy is shitting itself, if a very nice problem to have. I remember saying that apple's huge cash reserve was an excellent thing. I've been longing apple for years, listening to all the motherfuckers here predict their demise every single fucking quarter but the just KEEP going up! Idiots telling me I was going to everything.

[Anonymous No.18802587]

>>18802520
Mainly diversification, they're fairly typical of banks as far as I can tell although I agree, COF GS and PRU are my favorites.

I like MGM's P/B, mainly, and I think they're just oversold because of the coof. Once things start opening I expect them to spike back up like oil did once institutional investors jump back in.

My main goal is to diversify to avoid large mistakes (PCG and BHC not withstanding, I just got stuck holding the bag on those from trades from way before this crash). You can't see all my oil stocks but I have another 8 or so that are all doing well, so I think the Grahamian strategy for value investing is valid.

[Anonymous No.18802596]

>>18802573
based odds

[Anonymous No.18802599]

>>18802493
Fuck yeah.

[Anonymous No.18802598]

>>18802522
America could barely handle a two front war against some boogeymen in the desert. You really think it can handle a three front war against two semi competent militaries?

[Anonymous No.18802603]

>>18802528
>holding AMAT
>holding SNE
that's how you know this guy is a retard

[Anonymous No.18802605]

>>18802101
>>18802197
>>18802219

whats your entry price to FRO?

NAT is a meme bit FRO is solid

[Anonymous No.18802606]

>>18802581
almost like the game is rigged buckeroo

[Anonymous No.18802612]

>>18802598
You are going to activate his /pol/ programming with that.

[Anonymous No.18802615]

>>18802493
BASED

[Anonymous No.18802617]

How many holdings is too many?
Does it matter if they are spread across multiple brokerages?

[Anonymous No.18802620]

>>18802573
give
me
up
pLS

[Anonymous No.18802623]

>>18802544
Oh no, I got fucked on options last month. Never fucking with that shit again.

[Anonymous No.18802628]

CHINA LIED, PEOPLE DIED
>CHINA LIED, PEOPLE DIED
CHINA LIED, PEOPLE DIED
>CHINA LIED, PEOPLE DIED
CHINA LIED, PEOPLE DIED
>CHINA LIED, PEOPLE DIED
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>CHINA LIED, PEOPLE DIED
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>CHINA LIED, PEOPLE DIED
CHINA LIED, PEOPLE DIED
>CHINA LIED, PEOPLE DIED
CHINA LIED, PEOPLE DIED
>CHINA LIED, PEOPLE DIED
CHINA LIED, PEOPLE DIED
>CHINA LIED, PEOPLE DIED

[Anonymous No.18802630]

>>18802598
>inb4 rabid trump cultist spergs out

[Anonymous No.18802633]

>>18802617
depends on their correlation

[Anonymous No.18802634]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS WILL NOT BE THERE FOR YOU WHEN YOU NEED THEM

>insert list of all companies that cut or removed dividends

[Anonymous No.18802635]

Ms. Vix keeps bouncing off her 4-13, 4-16, 4-24 trendline. biggy ups or downs soon.

[Anonymous No.18802638]

>>18802582
yeah, they have literal mountains of cash. if anything will weather a credit crunch, i'd probably put money on AAPL BRK and MSFT doing the best. two of these are pretty inflated though, imo.

[Anonymous No.18802639]

Boys. I need the red falling at warp speed and green rising at warp speed memes. The wojak lookin ones.

[Anonymous No.18802641]

>>18802603
h-hey
why's that?

[Anonymous No.18802643]

FUCKING IBKR SUPPORT DRIVES ME NUTS

[Anonymous No.18802644]

>>18802598
pretty low IQ take friend
ROI is the only thing holding US military back

[Anonymous No.18802645]

>>18802565
I do the same. But I think with these many companies it will just average out desu.
Especially since BRK is in itself a company I would classify as an all-purpose ETF.

[Anonymous No.18802646]

>>18802605
I got in at $10 like a retard

[Anonymous No.18802649]

>>18802577
The coast guard of course

[Anonymous No.18802650]

>MARGIN ACCOUNT STATUS:
ENABLED

>OPTIONS ACCOUNT STATUS:
APPLIED FOR

see you in 5 business days bobos... heh

[Anonymous No.18802652]

>>18802620
blessed 20
+20% confirmed

[Anonymous No.18802658]

>>18802643
Switch. I had the same problem and left their site.
The fucking Indians were such a pain.

[Anonymous No.18802663]

WHO THE FUCK TOLD ME TO BUY VISL, IM FUCKIN RUINED

[Anonymous No.18802664]

>>18802109
Yes, but no. I've only lost on my first trade because I didn't understand leveraged etfs like a dumb dumb. Corona really is the best thing to happen to my life. I didn't know I had a knack for swinging until I had time to actually read about it.
>>18802628
Georgie?

[Anonymous No.18802666]

>>18802605
50 shares avg 9.50

[Anonymous No.18802667]

>>18802634
>DHT

[Anonymous No.18802668]

>>18802650
Might wanna wait two or three weeks, mumu. Look at a chart.

[Anonymous No.18802669]

>>18802617
Sure a few pet holds are nice but those should be from DD and that is time consuming and exhausting to do properly in addition to following the latest news or press releases coming out. I doubt anyone can do that for more than 10. Usually what happens is that those become buy and forget which leads to...why not just get an ETF which tracks the industry instead. Yes there are minor fees with those but they will also constantly be reinvesting or rebalancing funds for you anyway.

[Anonymous No.18802675]

MVIS BROS WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.18802676]

>>18802573
DOOOMP

[Anonymous No.18802679]

>>18802598
>You really think it can handle a three front war against two semi competent militaries?
The USMC and a couple of CVBGs alone would heem Iran in a conventional war. I'm not even a burger here, I'm a bong, but the US is the only country in the world that's a serious military power.

[Anonymous No.18802680]

Well, investopedia told me about Bid/Ask and how it can be thought of as almost like a floor at the bid price, and a ceiling at the Ask price. But almost everything I look at only has like a one to two cents difference and they both sort of jump around constantly. How are you supposed to even make a judgement call when you look at em?

[Anonymous No.18802682]

>>18802658
I don't really have other choices where i live. all other brokers are total shit compared to them. they are good but their customer support is shit, that's why they are cheap they cut corners here

[Anonymous No.18802692]

>>18802101
happy that I'm not alone on fro dip
should I sell or hodl

[Anonymous No.18802697]

freebasing Amazon shouldn't be able to drag the entire market down by itself.

That's how you know it's time to break them up.
Within a year Amazon will have to roll off into retail, streaming, and cloud as separate entities. This is the way.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18802702]

>>18802528
long:
GLD
DXY
XLP
short:
massive EURUSD pos
IWM (might close later idk)
on soon buy list:
Visa
MC
Shell
XLV
F
BP
on "maybe but should think on it before putting on buy list"
GM
CommerzBank
ATVI or ESPO

[Anonymous No.18802706]

RTX 61.45

[Anonymous No.18802708]

why the hell do people keep flipping out about masks when 99.999% of what people wrap around their face is 100% ineffective

[Anonymous No.18802714]

>>18802419
Guess I'll toss in 1k. Can't really fully commit to day trading since I still have to physically come in for work.

[Anonymous No.18802721]

potential habbening:
1. gilead remdesivir fails
2. cold snap returns in high goyrona areas; it was 95F in CA last week and now it's getting cold again, and each time it gets cold the panic returns
3. no clear plan on reopening
4. more bad data and news
5. more fake death stats
6. keep it going until 2-3 months before the election, and by then it will be too late to recover
7. with the economy in shambles, people vote dem to get more gibs.
8. biden narrowly wins but we all know he's just another puppet, even hillary is a puppet. the big balled move is to make her his vp and then she becomes pres when he "dies" suddenly.

----- alternatively ---

1. all out war with china, starting with trade
2. whole world has to pick sides. russia and iran end up siding with china. same with pakistan
3. sea battles first then air then ground then nukes

[Anonymous No.18802722]

>>18802708
It makes the proles feel safer

[Anonymous No.18802723]

>>18802708
its a comfort blanket for the face

[Anonymous No.18802725]

>>18802697
which of Jeff Bezo's pet politicians do you believe will defect and vote for that?

[Anonymous No.18802731]

>>18802680
Hm? Bid/Ask have no practical relevance for us non-algo traders.
For all intents and purposes they are the same and I do not even have them enabled in my broker. I just look at the mid and thats it.

[Anonymous No.18802732]

>>18802706
>he didn't sell the top

Fucking retard.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18802733]

>>18802714
>I still have to physically come in for work.
my fun times end today :C I'll miss you corona chan, few trades a day, here I come again

[Anonymous No.18802734]

>>18802702
>V
not MA or AXP? any reason? What are you looking for?

[Anonymous No.18802736]

>he didn't buy the vix

[Anonymous No.18802743]

>>18802708
Dude, people are fucking idiots. I've seen people wearing pic related.

[Anonymous No.18802746]

Jerome? Are you there? You going to let us get JUSTED before the weekend like this?

[Anonymous No.18802747]

5/15 or 6/19 on FRO call? earnings call not till 5/21 but most of the other tankers are before 5/15

[Anonymous No.18802752]

when will the /smg/ board tourists go away

[Anonymous No.18802755]

>>18802732
61.20
nigga i'm buying the dip

[Anonymous No.18802756]

>>18802706
I think it goes lower next week with the earnings report. I'm buying more then.

[Anonymous No.18802757]

>>18802650
famous last words

[Anonymous No.18802758]

>vote against every non-white proposed board member

[Anonymous No.18802763]

>>18802743
ok, let me sneeze directly in your face then :)

[Anonymous No.18802766]

>>18802752
I'm here to stay

[Anonymous No.18802770]

>>18802733
Where are you at anon? Are some of the states really going through with the reopening?

[Anonymous No.18802772]

>>18802721
>alternatively
at least my puts would finally print I guess

[Anonymous No.18802773]

>>18802702
>CommerzBank
Redpill me on this one. My father is still holding bag.

[Anonymous No.18802776]

It's time for me to end it all

[Anonymous No.18802779]

>people are still
>STILL
>worried about the coof
yikes

[Anonymous No.18802782]

>>18802758
BASED

[Anonymous No.18802783]

>>18802752
Unironically when the VIX dies and stays dead for weeks.
Can you imagine LARPers dealing with +/- 0.1% days for weeks on end?

[Anonymous No.18802788]

>>18802770
Assuming you're in the US.

[Anonymous No.18802791]

Crabs win this time

[Anonymous No.18802795]

>>18802752
>tfw been lurking for about 2 years now
I miss the comfy vibe

[Anonymous No.18802799]

>>18802772
wot expiry?

[Anonymous No.18802806]

>Next week earnings
Disney (NYSE:DIS)
CVS Health (NYSE:CVS)
Activision Blizzard (NASDAQ:ATVI)
Shopify (NYSE:SHOP)
PayPal Holdings (NASDAQ:PYPL)
Anheuser-Busch InBev (NYSE:BUD)
Uber (NYSE:UBER)


Anything interesting?
ATVI and DIS may be worth taking a look at.

[Anonymous No.18802807]

>>18802721
Remdesivir already failed, read the lancet publication... 66% adverse events and marginal not stat significant benefit

[Anonymous No.18802816]

>>18802758
bullish

[Anonymous No.18802817]

>>18802783
Most people here are leveraged so beyond their ears that this will kill them.
And if that doesnt, theta will.

[Anonymous No.18802821]

>>18802646
eh thats not terrible

>>18802666
not bad

i started at 8.12 but my average is 9.41 right now. gona hold til earnings report later this month and see where it's at. i suspect i might be holding this through the Q3 earnings report in August because theyre just riding these 2x daily tanker rental rates until oil demand comes back

[Anonymous No.18802829]

somebody buy my GME 3p 5/1 off of me

[Anonymous No.18802831]

I'm hemorrhaging money out the ass right now, bros.

[Anonymous No.18802833]

Bears creaming their pants over 1.5% drop. Buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.18802835]

Woah! Tankers are HUGE!

[Anonymous No.18802837]

Tanker bros we long hodl now

[Anonymous No.18802838]

>>18802806
atvi will bomb. they have been pricing it in but it will be dissapointing

[Anonymous No.18802856]

>>18802587
>they're fairly typical of banks as far as I can tell
Well they're a little too typical for large banks where their customer service is subpar compared to regional banks and credit union. Wells Fargo is especially bad and they're cut out of working with the SBA in the same way that others can because of the 'account opening' scandal a few years ago and they're especially obnoxious about how they charge fees. Those things will impair its ability to grow.

>I like MGM's P/B, mainly, and I think they're just oversold because of the coof.
I don't disagree that they're oversold, but so is LVS. The issue with MGM is that their properties--while they have some good ones--are more dated and generally 'meh' tier, they're comparatively highly leveraged into the Vegas area. LVS has exceptional properties (including the Marina Bay Sands in Singapore), has diverse geographic exposure, makes a lot on convention centers, and they normally pay a higher dividend but they've suspended it temporarily to strengthen their balance sheet and to look at acquisitions.

> I think the Grahamian strategy for value investing is valid
I generally agree. Part of that is focusing on buying best-in-class stocks when they're a good value instead of their weaker competitors, though.

[Anonymous No.18802860]

Quick give me some tanker buys

[Anonymous No.18802863]

>>18802029
Just moved 10k$ into SQQQ, SDOW, and SH. What can I expect 3 weeks from now?

[Anonymous No.18802869]

>>18802860
Tnp

[Anonymous No.18802872]

>>18802806
DIS will be down at least -5% on weak earnings. no-brainer puts there.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18802878]

>>18802860
TOPS

[Anonymous No.18802879]

>>18802835
i really wish people would stop referring to my dick as the jahre viking

[Anonymous No.18802883]

>>18802860
>>18802837

[Anonymous No.18802885]

>>18802272
Based and accurate pilled.

[Anonymous No.18802887]

>>18802863
Blaming /biz/ for bad advice?

[Anonymous No.18802888]

>>18802879
kek

[Anonymous No.18802889]

Damn, lost about two weeks pay today.

[Anonymous No.18802891]

>>18802838
How, everyones at home right now playing vidya

[Anonymous No.18802895]

>>18802838
bullshit, I spent lots of money on games and subscriptions in this quarantine

[Anonymous No.18802904]

https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1256239815256797184

https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1256239815256797184

TESLA ABSOLUTELY BTFO

[Anonymous No.18802905]

>>18802645
I do also own some spy-type things, a little bit of SCHX, VIG, and SPLV, as well as a big old stack of VTSAX from maaaaany years ago.

I also think of BRKB similarly, but they're a conglomerate, so they can hold some of the profits from one company and use them when another needs them and such, make big deals, help in selecting management, whatever. I do get a little spooked when I think about the two old boys kicking it...

>>18802603
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM???

[Anonymous No.18802908]

>>18802860
FRO. Get those sweet divvies
>>18802821
Not bad. I think this is a good long hold but it really depends on how the earnings look
I plan on buying more if this girl keeps dipping

[Anonymous No.18802909]

>>18802752
When we enter a new mid/long-term bull run again. The activity on /smg/ spiked when the market dumped back in 2018, ~2 months later when the strong uptrend took over everyone just vanished and one single thread could last for like 8+ hours. I went to bed and came back to the same people arguing in the exact same thread once, kek'd.

[Anonymous No.18802914]

>>18802806
SHOP will bomb.

[Anonymous No.18802917]

>>18802398
do people not realize that these loans can only be used for payroll? either we give businesses money to give to their employees, or they are furloughed and the business shuts down and we give the money to them anyways. people are fucking idiots

[Anonymous No.18802918]

>Tesla stock price is too high imo
lmao what is going on with Musk's twitter acc

[Anonymous No.18802919]

>>18802904
reverse psychology

[Anonymous No.18802922]

>>18802430
Holy shit, that volume yesterday. I am buying without knowing shit. There is Definitely insider knowledge here.

[Anonymous No.18802925]

>>18802863
Heavy losses

[Anonymous No.18802928]

>>18802758
I wonder when liberals will finally understand that affirmative action makes racism the logical choice for non-racist people who want the most qualified applicants.

[Anonymous No.18802934]

>>18802863
10% loss.
If SPY finishes above 284 by near close today you should sell those for whatever intraday profit you made.

[Anonymous No.18802936]

>>18802833
This. Infection and death rate slowing, many Midwestern states reopening. Bobos rejoicing today shall weep next week for the SPY will test 300. Cap this.

[Anonymous No.18802937]

>>18802856
>Those things will impair its ability to grow
it's shit that they don't have the SBA pump, but odds are that the regulations and audits will make them one of the safer banks. They're going to do better than many others i think. look at COF. growth is definitely a word i'm shying away from with banks.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18802939]

>>18802734
>not MA or AXP? any reason?
sorry, MC was supposed to be MasterCard, just like Visa was not a ticker
Regardless AXP, I've been learning about income structures and AXP is levered to tits compared to Visa and MC, while these two were increasing their fees, Express was growing by cutting them, theres a few other things wrong about them but TLDR is express is levered, Visa and MCard are not, so I buy those two if price is good
>>18802770
Im EU
>>18802773
>>CommerzBank
ok to be completely fair they're my #2, I have a #1 EU bank buy/holding in something else bcs I work there. but Commerz is my best German bank bet bcs they're well position regardless size/toxic assets and as I already stated I see no way Germany will be alive next 10 years and German banks will not. People will be forced to donate their kidneys to pay taxes before ECB let us (banking system) fail completely. so while looking at zoomed out chart, it's either restructure or merger or nationalization from here and I believe either way its gonna be profitable

[Anonymous No.18802943]

>>18802872
Wht about Disney+?
I know all their parks and so are closed but the real money is in the internet nowadays.
>>18802889
What did you do?

Unless you have an account where the -1% matters that much, then good for you.
>>18802905
>I do get a little spooked when I think about the two old boys kicking it...
Same. When (If? lol) the old man dies then the stock will drop 10% on these news alone.

But the buying opportunity will be glorious.
>>18802914
I think so too

[Anonymous No.18802947]

>>18802904
What in the fuck? Is Musk okay?

[Anonymous No.18802948]

>>18802833
Please buy it yourself. LOL

[Anonymous No.18802949]

>>18802919
Ya but this is the type of 10b-5 stuff that got him in hot water last time

[Anonymous No.18802950]

>>18802917
they can be used for whatever you just can't fire anybody AFAIK

[Anonymous No.18802953]

>>18802573
!

[Anonymous No.18802956]

>>18802856
Blackstone is the bagholder of MGM properties now

[Anonymous No.18802961]

LOL TESLA FREEFALLING

[Anonymous No.18802962]

>>18802300
Whose paying you to say this.

So many shills and articles against robinhood until a lot of brokers caved and made commission free trading but not for options. Those brokerages must be mad that robinhood has a large chunk of the market simply for being less greedy.

[Anonymous No.18802971]

>>18802904
has he actually lost it? has he run out of ambien during the pandemic and is now lashing out due to withdrawal?

[Anonymous No.18802972]

>>18802878

QRD on TOPS?

[Anonymous No.18802974]

>>18802904
>Deus Ex avatar
>Dogecoin
>Constant shitposts

I'm glad I live in this timeline

[Anonymous No.18802977]

>>18802731
Gotta look at lvl2 and see where the big numbers are. It's all bullshit though because MM's and institutions will flash some huge numbers to make it seem like there's a wall of support or resistance at certain prices and then when it gets close those huge numbers mysteriously disappear and show up a few seconds later at a different price.

[Anonymous No.18802978]

>>18802904
>TSLA tanking
Lmao

[Anonymous No.18802976]

>>18802961
>elon shorting himself
madman

[Anonymous No.18802981]

>>18802863
To lose your ass. Holding leveraged ETFs for weeks is not a good move.
t. Former SQQQ bagholder

[Anonymous No.18802985]

>>18802961
Musk will get in trouble again, obviously the stock will react when the CEO tells everyone that the price is too high. What the fuck is he even thinking?

[Anonymous No.18802990]

>>18802070
/cash&tankers/

[Anonymous No.18802995]

So are we just gonna crab all day now until the close or what?

[Anonymous No.18802996]

>>18802878
wtf baggie where have you been? you still holding that bitcoin you were buying back when it was ~4K?

[Anonymous No.18802997]

>>18802939
nice. I've gleaned similar conclusions. I'm prioritizing MA over V. AXP comes in third. I'm thinking of buying whenever prices seem to stabilize or they get close to $200 again. I'm marrying these processors and JPM.

[Anonymous No.18802998]

>>18802972
no divvy based literally where

[Anonymous No.18803000]

Are my NAT 5/15 10c gonna expire worthless? Bought at the top like a doofus and just praying I can at least get close to breaking even.

Also have some 12/18 DHT 15c, hoping to let go of them before December though. More confident about DHT than NAT.

[Anonymous No.18803004]

Who of you is the dumb fuck holding my MSFT calls?
Fucking assign me. Its your money thats melting here.

[Anonymous No.18803011]

>>18802985
SEC can't catch you on Mars

[Anonymous No.18803012]

>>18802985
maybe he was hacked

[Anonymous No.18803015]

>>18802936
Not this. Infection and death rate rising in countries which are opening again. See Germany, Singapore etc.

Many midwestern countries are done, small business mass bankruptcies, record high unemployment in mostly zombie states already (Spain, Italy, Greece, France etc)

Uk is done, cant handle Brexit and the pandemic at the same time.

US will close in a few weeks again, some states are already extending the emergency state etc.

30m unemployment numbers, people wont ge re-hired due to hiring stops and bankruptcies left and right.

Big companies have their WORST earnings since decades...and this is just Q1, Q2, Q3, Q4 will be fun as fuck.

SPY will test 200 before testing 300, screencap this, fag.

[Anonymous No.18803018]

quick someone get the suicide hotline numbers ready for bagholding elon fanboys

[Anonymous No.18803021]

well... if it tanks because institutional investors decide they can't trust him, and cult followers pump it back up... he changes the composition of his shareholders more and more toward 100% cult followers
that's good for him, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.18803026]

>>18803004
It's me, but I prefer to lose money
This is /biz/

[Anonymous No.18803033]

fuck yo' calls

[Anonymous No.18803034]

tsla down 6%
wtf

[Anonymous No.18803036]

>>18802962
And that was good on them. But RH wasn't doing it out of charity.
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4212397-robinhood-high-frequency-trading-scandal-plot-thickens
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/04/18/a-controversial-part-of-robinhoods-business-tripled-in-sales-thanks-to-high-frequency-trading-firms.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/03/technology/trading-app-robinhood-outage.html
In short, they got rid of fees because they were sending orders through HFTs to be scalped. And then "went down" during the first leg down of this cycle.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18803038]

>>18802997
>I'm prioritizing MA over V.
honestly same, but Im willing to go just one of them or oversize V vs MA if price was to move accordingly, nothing better or worse in one of them, both are solid

[Anonymous No.18803047]

>>18802783
I wish I could get +/- 0.1% days. It means I can write options for days and profit with practically no risk.

[Anonymous No.18803049]

Elon throwing out hope for the long suffering tsla putholders

[Anonymous No.18803050]

>>18803011
>SEC can't catch you on Mars
Getchor ass to mahs!

[Anonymous No.18803054]

>>18802101
>down 10% on DHT
>down 10% on ET
>now also down 0.1% on MRO
Haha!

[Anonymous No.18803059]

>>18802904
He bought puts

[Anonymous No.18803063]

>>18803009
are you one of those morons who thinks you can identify one gallon in a pool of water?

[Anonymous No.18803064]

>>18802977
But this is algo business. It might be interesting if youre some split second day trader, but thats not something I would advice the Anon to start messing with right now

[Anonymous No.18803066]

>>18802977
I wonder if algos pull that shit too... They'd be fast enough to pull their buy/sell walls

We have a trader who plays with that stuff on some low-float tiny volume stocks.

>>18803018
>>18803012
>>18803011
he's giving a gift to everyone who think's they missed the chance to get in cheap!

And I bet its going to drag down the rest of FNG+...

[Anonymous No.18803069]

GOLDCHADS ARE IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

[Anonymous No.18803070]

>>18802985
how long till hes removed?

[Anonymous No.18803071]

China lied and people died

[Anonymous No.18803073]

>>18803033
OH NO NO NO NO. MY HECKIN SPACERIONOOOOSSSS NOOT MY HECKIN FLAMETHROWERONIESSSSSS

[Anonymous No.18803074]

>its real
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1256239554148724737

[Anonymous No.18803078]

rip tesla babies

[Anonymous No.18803083]

>>18803070
TSLA's entire stock is massively inflated BECAUSE of the cult of Musk.

[Anonymous No.18803085]

>>18803011
Well he better hurry up

>>18803012
No way

[Anonymous No.18803087]

>Heh, my bad guys I thought it was April 1st!

Keep buying my ba--i mean stock friends!

[Anonymous No.18803091]

>>18803033
>Tesla CEO Elon Musk says share price too high
>Shares fall
>This is breaking news
I dunno why but this is fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.18803095]

I swear Elon was legally told he could not do this

[Anonymous No.18803096]

>>18802995
All the real moves are made AH/Futures/PM. No one but algos and bagholding retail are trading right now.

[Anonymous No.18803098]

>>18802889
I've been trading like garbage too.

[Anonymous No.18803099]

>>18802908
I think May will have good earnings, but I think August could actually be the sweet spot.

Alot of their tankers were already locked into 6 month contracts prior to coronavirus. Those standard rates will be included on May earnings. As time progresses, some of those contracts will be ending and those ships can be re-rented at higher daily rental rates. this will come to fruition moreso in August than it will May because it will have given more time for more tankers to come off 1x rate contracts and enter into 2x rate contracts.

does this make sense or am i a complete fucking retard?

[Anonymous No.18803100]

>>18802891
Not great I think my supervisor is catching on

>>18803015
>priced in

[Anonymous No.18803102]

>>18803074
>@rollyhoyt

[Anonymous No.18803103]

>>18803070
by who? somebody who doesn't want a job anymore?
replaced with who? somebody who will STFU as opposed to driving the PR machine?

[Anonymous No.18803112]

NEW
>>18803108
>>18803108
>>18803108

[Anonymous No.18803115]

what do you call this pattern?

[Anonymous No.18803116]

>>18803074
imagine having this retard in charge of the company you work for

[Anonymous No.18803124]

>>18803083
Also because, you know, the Model 3 is outselling all ICE equivalents.

[Anonymous No.18803131]

Musk is just showing everyone he doesn't care about his 800 million pay out. That kike mark cuban said that's why he wanted the factories open cause a kike can only think in terms of money.

[Anonymous No.18803134]

>>18803115
That's what we call BUY THE DIP

[Anonymous No.18803145]

>>18803115
That's the
>elon said something publicly again

[Anonymous No.18803154]

>>18802947
>>18802904
He’s literally always like this. Elon Musk is not a good business man. He thinks he’s Tony Stark except he’s not actually smart at all, has no technical skills, and no marketable skills. All he did was throw a bunch of money at electric cars and privatized space, both of which could have easily flopped and he’d be the laughing stock of the world. He routinely makes borderline criminal statements on Twitter about Tesla

[Anonymous No.18803161]

>>18802511
Get well soon Mark Zuckerberg

[Anonymous No.18803162]

>>18803131
Cuban is kind of a douchebag.

[Anonymous No.18803169]

>>18802939
>AXP is levered to tits compared to Visa and MC
Keep in mind that AXP is technically a bank whereas Visa and Master Card are processors.

[Anonymous No.18803180]

>>18802985
>CEO tells everyone that the price is too high.
Holy fuck, he actually said that.
What's his fucking play here?

[Anonymous No.18803181]

>>18803124
>this justifies 40x evaluation compared to all other car companies
The worst thing that could happen to Tesla is people treat it actually like a car company by making steady money

[Anonymous No.18803184]

>>18803064
I only really look at that shit when I play at day trading ES futures but the manipulation is quite obvious. I sometimes wonder if it's just algorithms fucking with other algorithms while they squabble back and forth over a few ticks up/down.

[Anonymous No.18803190]

>>18803012
If he made a competent and reasonable statement on Twitter about Tesla I would think he was hacked

[Anonymous No.18803203]

>>18803181
>>this justifies 40x evaluation compared to all other car companies
Yes.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18803236]

>>18803169
>Keep in mind that AXP is technically a bank whereas Visa and Master Card are processors.
hm

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18803242]

>>18803145
Elon is destroying his image. All this talk about opening up the economy? He's willing to kill people just so he can get a hair cut and make a few extra shekels? Not very woke of him.

[Anonymous No.18803251]

>>18803099
No I like it. August seems good. I think May will go up a little but August might be when everything opens up more so it's a win
And your dubs are good too

[Anonymous No.18803264]

Bagholding all my oil right now. Wish I sold on wednesday so that I could have re-bought this dip. Fuck me!

[Anonymous No.18803267]

>TSLA dumping theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jRKsiAOAA8

[Anonymous No.18803270]

>>18803180
So when the price dips, it was because of his statement not an actual weakness.

[Anonymous No.18803279]

LINE UP AND SHILL ME TODAY BOYS
TECH
CHEAPIES
WHATEVER

[Anonymous No.18803317]

>>18803034

pic related, yes its real

[Anonymous No.18803319]

>>18803279
D
H
T

[Anonymous No.18803326]

wtf lmao

[Anonymous No.18803353]

>>18803319
I can't buy it

[Anonymous No.18803378]

>>18802323
the volatility of tankers is amazing. Sadly it is not the right kind of volatility right now.

[Anonymous No.18803386]

>>18803279
>buy at the peak
lmao@you

[Anonymous No.18803397]

>bought TSLA after tweet drop
>looked at chart developments after
uh oh, think I just got jewed

[Anonymous No.18803414]

>>18803279
gun to my head and only 1 stock to buy: JNJ

I will not stop buying this company

[Anonymous No.18803446]

OH NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18803470]

>>18802101
Earnings are coming soon. You should have bought calls instead of buying the stock outright.

[Anonymous No.18803474]

>>18802323
Alright I see that Bloomberg is shilling oil on their channel right now as we speak. With some oil guru saying it won't go negative again.

[Anonymous No.18803493]

>>18803317
buyback scheme. he has been reported to the SEC

[Anonymous No.18803561]

>>18802469
After hours fuck these small caps up. One guy can raise and drop the price like no tomorrow and the only thing I can do is wait.

[Anonymous No.18803593]

>>18803036
I think other brokerages have neen caught doing this. I dont even bother about that as i assume all brokerages do this. Plus i know there was one other brokerage that also went down as well around march or april. Dont really care enough to bother for now i keep using robinhood.

[Anonymous No.18803684]

>>18802679
>Thinking war is like a 15 minute game of COD after which the winner is declared

Do you know how big these countries are, my man? How unlimited their human capital is and quite frankly their capital in general. You are talking about nuclear powers here. And I can tell you that if Trump really fucks it up with the Chinks we will get a Venezulean Missile crisis and Iran will fire nuclear armed Scuds at the Saudi's and Israeli's before you can say "Shoah".

[Anonymous No.18803705]

As a canadian am I safe to trade US stocks if im trading through my TFSA? Or will I still get assfucked by america?

[Anonymous No.18803717]

>>18803074
How do these accounts get verified? Or is this some UTF-8 fuckery.?

[Anonymous No.18803791]

>>18803154
I disagree. He just went into the industries that received the most government subsidies (e.g. renewable energy, overfunded space program contracting, dot-com shit when that was a thing) and sits back to watch the money naturally flow in

[Anonymous No.18803795]

>>18803705
There are many things to consider.
- Irregular dividend (e.g. from ADR and MLP) have a non-recoverable 40% withholding
- Regular dividend in TFSA have a 15% withholding non-recoverable, is tax-free in RRSP, and is 15% recoverable in unregistered accounts.
- Many company types' dividends count as 'doing business with the company' and not as dividend. For example you don't receive ROC from REITs, you receive 'business income', which is unrecoverable with a massive tax.
- You are technically not allowed to daytrade in a registered account but what constitutes daytrading is completely up to the CRA to decide.

[Anonymous No.18803869]

Just got a put on Tesla, already up 300 dollars.

[Anonymous No.18804037]

AMTX
GET IN BOW BEFORE THE SECOND $1.6 DUMP BOIZ

[Anonymous No.18804078]

Ok, I'm a bear now. TSLA $0 5/8 put.