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>> No.18809071

>>18809064
GILEAD TO 120

>> No.18809075

TVIX to 800

>> No.18809079

SPY to 320

>> No.18809081
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Pretty good day overall

>> No.18809092

who wlse going to buy XOM a week before the dividend?

>> No.18809096

>>18809079
I bought 270 puts
fuck jannies
fuck the fed

>> No.18809102
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Stocks go boom

>> No.18809106
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18809106

Sold about 60% of my stuff today.

>> No.18809114

>>18809092
Nobody tell this guy.

>> No.18809119

Why doesn’t TDA let me trade SPY options?

>> No.18809120
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18809120

recovery progress is slow

>> No.18809124

Should have got SPY $240 5/15 puts. We're probably going down another 40% from here.

>> No.18809133

>>18809081
I know this isn’t your post but is this real? Did someone find another way to exploit Robinhood leverage?

>> No.18809136
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If you bought anything today at market order causing the price to go up, go fuck yourself.
Also you are here

>> No.18809137

XOM going up in AH slowly You got to be shitting me.....

>> No.18809147 [DELETED] 

consumer staples, utilities, hard assets like real estate, and tech

>> No.18809148
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>>18809064
>SPY puts

>> No.18809153

elon

>> No.18809156

>>18809124
holy shit your so fucking delusional just makes me comfortable knowing people like you lose money on a regular basis

>> No.18809157

>>18809136
cope, beartards have been posting this shit for the past 2 weeks

>> No.18809167

>>18809119
does your account have options entitlements? sign in, go to my profile, general, look under option trading. request it if you don't have it.

>> No.18809180

>>18809136
>the Chad Market Order vs the virgin limit and stop

>> No.18809190
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18809190

I hope all of you are ready for next weeks blood bath

>> No.18809194

>>18809133
Not him but i'll sometimes get screens like this when i let my credit spreads expire
Probably just RH's api being garbage as usual

>> No.18809199

>>18809119
you have to lie with your brokers and say you have tons of experience trading options

>> No.18809202

>>18808869
Down .69%. Luckily Nintendo pumped at open so that softened the blow, holding on them. I ended up selling what I could without using a day trade. Currently 50/50 cashgang, if I'm wrong about Monday hopefully the 'cheapies' I bought today will carry their weight, and if I'm right I've insulated myself somewhat.

So now that I've hedged my bets both ways, I'm expecting snib snab on Monday.

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many international markets closed due to holiday. sp500 selling off on a long term low volume not a big surprise here. yield up, next week likely volume upping and stabilazing to a degree.
nikkei and jpy some selling. oil still up, big week. nat gas down slightly. metals unchanged, gold up slightly copper down after big ups.

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>>18809190
>blood bath
>bad
Prices still too high relative to everything.

>> No.18809252

>>18809219
Dumb choragons

>> No.18809262

>>18809114
WHat?

>> No.18809271
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>>18809206
>upping and stabilazing
I have doubts. A good case is that they swing back down about 10-20%. They're probably in for a world of hurt and can slide more, something like 15-35%.

>>18809252
don't diss muh duragon

>> No.18809272
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18809272

Is oil gonna crash next week?

>> No.18809282

>>18809272
I hope so

>> No.18809283

>>18809272
I sure as hell hope it does especially that it tanks RDS for that backstab they pulled on shareholders.

>> No.18809289

>>18809262
anon i...

>> No.18809305

DHT bro around?

>> No.18809313

I actually kinda need to coom bros

>> No.18809322

>>18809262
XOM froze divvies

>> No.18809327

>>18809092
lmao

>> No.18809334

GILD PLEASE!

>> No.18809338
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>>18809289
have I been retarded this hole time???

>> No.18809345

>>18809272
I'm holding those bags for 3 days now, what the fuck just crash already.

>> No.18809346
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18809346

SOMEONE TELL ME

WHAT'S THE DIX/GEX BEFORE I PANIC?!?!

>>18809106
huh? why? what'd you sell?

>> No.18809377

Odds that Elon Musk is going to get investigated by SEC again for tweeting (again)

>> No.18809380

2nd straight red week

>> No.18809384
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good fun money day

>> No.18809385
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18809385

SOMEONE EXPLAIN

>> No.18809387

>>18809377
Very high

>> No.18809388

SPY will hit $220 before it hits $300. Trade accordingly... this is a trend reversal. Momentum is now bearish... Momentum is the main economic factor that leads to alpha...

>> No.18809389

>>18809322
Didn't they just keep them at the same level

>> No.18809399

>>18809124
First tripnigger in the thread is a bear. SPY 320 monday confirmed

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>>18809346
>DIX/GEX
both up.

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>>18808869
It's real bad, fren.
Nice 69 though.

I BOUGHT BILI!!!
And I think that was a mistaek.

>> No.18809422

>>18809384
>tfw waiting for options approval from fidelity

>> No.18809431
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>>18809402
I want a clock

>> No.18809433

>>18809402
is that bullish or bearish?

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>>18809206
>pic related
Feasible, but the interesting point here is that the sell-off days of the past few weeks have all had noticeably more volume than the positive days, particularly this week. Wednesday's increased volume on the GILD news seems like an exception to the last two weeks of decreasing buying pressure (on green days) and increasing selling pressure (on red days). We've also seen a slow down in buying momentum for nearly three weeks. This could very well be the start of an increasing in selling momentum and volume, beginning next week.

>> No.18809456

>>18809346
>what'd you sell?
Despite what /biz/tards think. Youre supposed to sell when stocks are high

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>>18809402
it's not updated yet?
Usually not until ~1.5 hours after close

>>18809431
I want a pet

>> No.18809470

>>18809385
The coveted triple dog stare formation, good time to buy $BONE, $BALL, and $WALK.

>> No.18809488

>>18809399
He isn't an actual bear, that's a bag holder trying to get rid of his contracts.

>> No.18809498

>>18809433
bullish

>> No.18809515

TVIX and TMF are your friends right now.

>> No.18809523
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18809523

AAAAAAAHHHHH

IT'S BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY [email protected] PAPA BUFFETT GONNSA SAY HOW HE FEELS ABOUT THE MARKET AND SHEEEEIT.

Almost always bullish since he basically always says "I wouldn't be a seller of stock at these prices"

>>18809456
So which stocks that were high did he sell, was my question.

>> No.18809529

I wish I bought more GME puts

>> No.18809539

>>18808996
Keeping the dividend means fucking up your balance sheet. The onshore independents did it first, now the US Majors are doing the same.

RDS and EQNR had the sense to cut their divis. No point trying to pretend when you're bleeding cash.

>> No.18809544

>>18809272
Clown world demands $100 bbl oil sooner rather than later. I wouldn't touch it myself desu famalam.

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>>18809433
DIX is a probability, so it's hard to tell. since GEX is up, we should see more erratic movement. I have an odd feeling it's mildly bearish.
for context, I'm a bear but i sold for monday, I also don't use this indicator.

>>18809460
you're right, i just did a quick search, those are yesterday's. Do you know how this interact with the holiday?

>> No.18809561
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18809561

>They sold the bottom

>> No.18809562
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>>18809415
>when I think about BILI literally every day but still don't own any
China's even looking like they'll do well this month, I'm too suspicious ;_;

>> No.18809584

Whats the least shitty trading app?

>> No.18809597

where does the central bank get money to make asset purchases?

>> No.18809615

>>18809597
Thin air

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>>18809515
that's a lotta leverage

I'm feeling TWM for my hedgies

>>18809551
no one knows anything
but there's no US market holidays that I'm aware of.

>>18809562
Probably smart. Sounds like trump is ready to smash the economy and lash out at the chinese.

And hearing about LK being treated like heroes... it's probably another con

>> No.18809626

>tvix up 3.11% AH
Why didn't you buy?

>> No.18809633
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>>18809584
>using an app
>Not mailing you broker incredibly detailed instructions on what moves to make months in advance

>> No.18809650

-2% monday.

>> No.18809658

>>18809106
same

>> No.18809659

>>18809064
Anti Semitic theme and image

>> No.18809674
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next week is our week bears
next week is our week tankerbros

>> No.18809679
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>>18809597

>> No.18809683

Why the fuck is XOM not sinking more lmao

>> No.18809685

>>18809523
He says its gonna crash

>> No.18809693
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>>18809618
>no US market holiday
right, but it's labor day abroad.

>> No.18809703

>>18809618
Yeah heard a rumor that Trump would block US pension funds from buying any Chinese company, pretty wild if true. Not totally crazy though, you could pretty much justify it just by pointing to LK...

>> No.18809720

>>18809683
lol putfag

>> No.18809721

>>18809674
My portfolio is like 25% tankers and 50% TVIX rn my body is ready.

>> No.18809725

>>18809693
she looks just like my boss
even the color of her nails

>> No.18809736

>>18809721
>TVIX
how is this expected to go up?

>> No.18809743
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18809743

I bought $3900 of COF before closing. Pray for me anons

>> No.18809748

>>18809725
fuck her, you should fuck your boss

>> No.18809754

>>18809685
that's what I'm thinking, I wish I had enough money to own a share I could go watch him talk since I'm in the same city

>> No.18809758

>GME GREEN
AAAAAAAAA

>> No.18809763

>>18809736
Market crash it's a super short term hella leveraged ETN the bigger the crash the more it goes up.

>> No.18809774

Is selling a call you know will hit strike a good method of selling? I've already sold enough calls on it and I'm happy. I don't buy calls because I'm not a degenerate, my stock is hovering below 8 and will easily pass 8 in the next few weeks. The premium and difference will more than cover any assignment fee. I bought the stock at 6 dollars. Do you degenerates usually exercise your option right away or what? I don't want to wait two weeks for you to realize your premmie is mine and you're never getting it back.

>> No.18809776

>>18809748
i work in a ministry of my country, such things arent really encouraged here...

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>>18809725
well, if you want to fantasize about flirting with your boss, there's a good number of these

>> No.18809804

>>18809743
why? Im short so Im curious about your thesis

>> No.18809805

>>18809774
if you're selling covered calls, you generally don't want to be assigned. you want them to expire worthless so you can just keep collecting premium.

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>>18809783
boss and co-workers*

>> No.18809820
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18809820

See you Monday

>> No.18809826

>>18809776
Here in America it's like a national pastime, all high ranking government officials get some from their staff. Hell even sleepy creepy uncle joe.

>> No.18809837

>>18809720
I don't do options, retard.

>> No.18809840

>>18809804
Seconding this. Would also like to know why you bought COF. >>18809743

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ma boy Keith outperformed me this month on active trading

>> No.18809857

>>18809840
maybe it's hope on those oil derivatives.

>> No.18809858

>>18809804
Not really a thesis but it's been moving more than RTX. I'm just looking to hold something that may go up over the weekend and next week to try make some money back.

>> No.18809871

>Governments both provincial and federal are beginning to ramp up business openings
>contractors are starting as early as next week
>tsx, sp500, dji, nasdaq red across the board
Is the increase in economic activity bearish? Shit don't make no damn sense.

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>>18809190
Didn't think it was going to happen before atleast June, but Trump starting to go hard on China might of skewed it forward

>> No.18809876

>>18809858
uhoh...

>> No.18809879

>>18809774
>>18809805
Yeah are you asking if it's a good idea to intentionally allow your sold calls to be assigned? I've never heard of doing that

>> No.18809894

ALL IN ON PUTS

THERE IS NO WAY THE FED CAN PRINT INFINITE MONEY

>> No.18809903
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>Live: Trump Hosts Recognition Ceremony: 'Hard Work, Heroism, and Hope’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQc3bTXg51Y
>Reopen California protests at state capitol against coronavirus lockdown -- WATCH LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a6b-QspTX4
>Coronavirus: L.A County officials address region's COVID-19 response
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V39OApMW0Xc

I'm not going to bother, it doesn't sound like trump's going to declare any big news today. But maybe some of you are interested.

>>18809754
It's virtual this year

Also BRKB is $200 so...

>>18809812
I was about to correct you heh

>>18809703
YIKES
most of your rumors have been pretty good, but this one sounds like less reliable source thann the medical goings on

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how do I invest like a pajeet

>> No.18809921

>>18809871
>small business will stay closed
>unemployment will stay high, (hire stop, bankruptcies)
>big companies will have troubles for months to years to come back
>oil crisis is the cerry on the cake
>corona numbers will rise again
>states will close again
You are just a sheep in the herd, who will follow like a braindead animal.

>> No.18809923

>>18809685
>>18809754
buffett has never said anything like that, he's not a fear monger... why would you think he'd say that?

I think he will say that he hasn't bought because he needs to make sure they have the cash on hand for berkshire's companies during this time of uncertainty, and some of their businesses they are closing and may never reopen.

>> No.18809925

>>18809879
It’s not necessarily negative. Ideally the stock hovers just below the strike price, however getting assigned is fine so long as your premium is more than the difference between the strike price and the market price

>> No.18809929

>>18809858
Big oof.

>> No.18809935

>TVIX up 3.37% in AH

I'm happy I held. It's even trending on fucking StockTwits now lmao.

>> No.18809936

>>18809774
Buying calls is the best way to acquire stock when you think the price will go up mid to long term but the price movement is not clear short-term. For example, I would never buy tanker stocks right now, but I sure as hell did get calls. My maximum losses are $500 total. Had I bought, I would have lost $2000 by holding onto the corresponding underlying already. If tankers go the way I think they will, I'll have massive returns on this, and will then be able to sell calls for even more money.
Selling puts is great when you're fairly sure the price is going up but the stock is a bit overvalued: you want in, but not for that much. If you don't hit your strike, you just reduced your cost basis, eventually your cost basis will be low enough to buy in at market. If you are right and it dips, you get cheap stock. However, if you're wrong about the longer term, you get screwed really hard.
Selling covered calls is much safer because you'll always at least make money, just not as much as you could.
Buying puts is the best way to protect your investment longterm. Depending on parameters, it can often be much better than a stop loss (premium lower than cost basis - stop target).
In conclusion, you are completely wrong not to buy options.
Selling an itm strike is a good way to sell your stocks and make a little extra on the side, but you never "know" if you will be exercised, that's up to the buyer. However, if the price goes down, chances are you can roll down your covered call for extra credit.

>> No.18809941

>Buy option at 286
>Somehow ends in the red at 283
Gotta love options

>> No.18809944

>>18809805
>>18809879
Well the idea is basically I bought this shit at 6, I've been selling them calls at 8 and I got premmies like 3 months in a row so at this point idgaf. I'm just bored of this one because I wanna move to a stock with weeklys. I I end up just getting the premmies again that fine, but I'm also happy with a raw sale. Also. Who are these people buying ITM calls, and why do they do that?

>> No.18809961

>>18809918
1. Find biopenny stock
2. Buy biopenny stock
3. Claim their NEXT PHASE of whatever is showing promising results on /biz/
4. Shitcoiners buy
5. Dump
6. Repeat

>> No.18809963

>>18809918
Get a shitty scam broker with a Metatrader 4 platform and smack shiny buttons until the screen says that you're broke.

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after-hours workout, because it's a weekender you may replace workout refresher for a workout beer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2eOW7XYWxc

>> No.18809970

>>18809921
do you subscribe to the efficient market theory perchance?

>> No.18809971

securities will be worthless soon
what will hold its value for all of time?
land, solid earth, buildings
things people need to live
it's a hedge against fiat currency

>> No.18809974

>>18809156
S H O O K
H
O
O
K

>> No.18809978
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>Elon Musk wipes nearly $15 billion off Tesla’s valuation by tweeting that shares are ‘too high’

>> No.18809982

>>18809967
>female trainer
are you a tranny or something? Do you think female workouts will give you a feminine body?

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>>18809923
Other than what you said, he might revise outlook on financial institutions (insurance). The personal lines and P&C game is getting heated. Net zero shit on a pie that looks like it will have increasing numbers of claims and litigation. We're going to see a lot of consolidation industry wide, and it's not going to be pretty for a lot of insurers and insureds.

>> No.18809986

>>18809944
ITM calls are worth it if you think the stock will rise further above the strike point. ITM calls are also much less risky than OTM calls. There’s a much better chance they won’t expire worthless.

>> No.18809999

>>18809923
https://www.businessinsider.com/buffett-indicator-surges-record-high-signaling-potential-crash-2020-4

>> No.18810013

>>18809944
yeah if its not a weeklies play i can see that being boring. you could try snapchat. they're pretty good for weeklies.

>> No.18810022

I bought a couple TSLA shares today after the big drop. I've watched this thing go up against any and all odds, this shouldn't be any different.

>> No.18810027

>>18809871
"ramp up business openings" is codewords for "will stop giving assistance". If assistance is known to be inefficient or insufficient (which it well motherfucking is), this is disastrous for small businesses. Additionally, if the timing is wrong (as it is currently), this guarantees a second wave, and historically, second waves have always been worse than first waves. You also don't understand why tsx, sp500, dji and nasdaq were up. It was because of tech stock which was seen as a safe haven. If operations return to normal, they will stop being severely overvalued as they will lose their business. But where are the safe havens now? Nowhere, so people are outright leaving the market and/or shorting it, waiting in other vehicles.

>> No.18810034 [DELETED] 

>>18810022
>buying the most overvalued company in the NASDAQ
not a long-term investor i see

>> No.18810035

>>18809941
Don't trade things you don't understand.

>> No.18810046

>>18810022
this time is different though.

Let's review
>Tesla is a relatively new car company
>bypasses dealerships to sell cars directly
>very much in debt and not too profitable
Now ask, what does a new car company that bypasses dealers rely on? New car sales.
>Teslas are expensive cars
>we are entering a large recession
>many millions unemployed
>this is already showing up in data showing debts not being paid
What will the market for new cars look like? Dead. Dead in the water.

>> No.18810055

>>18809743
>he doesn't DCA into his position

Never going to make it.

>> No.18810057

>>18810022
even their own ceo says...IT IS OVERVALUED...

haha, let's buy it, it is very cheap now...fucking zoomers.

>> No.18810061

>>18810022
>SEC drops the hammer on Elon after previous warnings
>removed as CEO of Tesla
Forget all these memers about how "tesla is the FUTURE amazon". The stock is so massively undervalued because of the cult of Elon. It would tank to its real value around ~100 overnight

>> No.18810067
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I BOUGHT RTX AND C LITERALLY AT THE BOTTOM.

HOW DID I DO /SMG/?

>> No.18810077

>>18810055
Lumpsum outperforms DCA. You're throwing money away

>> No.18810078

>>18810061
Woops I mean massively OVERvalued*
Too much coffee going through me god damn

>> No.18810081
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>>18809820
I"m going to bust a nut in your asshole faggot bear

>> No.18810082

>>18809903
Yaya I mean it was a quant on twitter saying he heard it, now I can't find it o_O
Not exactly confirmed kekkies, though the 160 billion China reparations thing is bizarre too
>>18809944
Yeah there's nothing wrong with that, but why don't you just wait until you get this month's premium then sell? I do always prefer selling weeklies over monthlies. Market makers buy itm calls, and people who want to make big purchases in the future but want/need cash on hand in the meantime

>> No.18810084

tesla will for sure drop 50% but the problem lies in finding the right strike price, expiry date, and taking premium into account

>> No.18810085
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my stock is too high lmao!

>> No.18810093

>>18810061
Are you memeing about the SEC? They are only angry if you use insider info. He tweeted it publicly?

>> No.18810109

>>18810067
There isn't blood in the streets yet. You didn't grab any bottom, this is just some dip.

>> No.18810110

>>18809561
Enjoy your bags, I'm sure your daddy figure is very proud of you

>> No.18810112

>>18810034
>buying the most overvalued company in the NASDAQ
read the fucking news retard.

>> No.18810118

>>18810067
The bottom is when the market retests the lows again m8

>> No.18810120
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>buy at the top
>buy right as dip starts
>get slaughtered every time
Why haven't you taken the pigpill and see red days every fucking day of your life?

>> No.18810126

>>18810093
It was pure market manipulation. As CEO you can do that and have an offshore account sell before you do it. Or tell your friends to sell.

>> No.18810130

>>18810077
And if it sinks might and you could have dank the other half in, but now you are stuck

>> No.18810131

>>18810120
you're supposed to buy in when things are red and sell when things are green

>> No.18810132

Told you guys about it last week but CLF is set up for the weekly pomp on monday

>> No.18810134

>>18810057
>>18810061
what about tesla getting bought? it will drop and then someone will buy it no? it's a brand....

>> No.18810135
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https://video.foxbusiness.com/v/6153506880001

Mohammed El-Erian on Fox Businness today.

>>18809967
oooooo
did you post the core workout recently? Was that her's also?

Got any other good ones?

>>18810082
>160 billion China reparations thing
???

>> No.18810137

>>18810046
I'll balance that by saying
>battery tech is unreal and TSLA has a huge leap in front of Daimler, Honda, Ford... basically everyone
>really fucked up BMW sales for two quarters, taking a chunk of their market large enough for them to comment
>demand comes from people who are less likely to be affected by layoffs (at the moment)
that said, it's definitely not the best look for Tesla. they need to get a big foot into europe asap. i also am convinced they're very overvalued and very risky.

>> No.18810156

>>18810137
Literally none of that is true though. Oof! Yikes, cringe.

>> No.18810165

>>18810027
That would explain why so many people are entering contracts with my gc. Loss of confidence in financial markets will lead to increased investment into real estate I suppose, at least then all the canadian pesos are tied into something considered more "tangible" and durable.

>> No.18810167

>>18810135
Pretty sure the chances of this actually happening are... zero?
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/trump-says-covid-reparations-coming-us-will-bill-china-over-160-billion-damages

>> No.18810168

>>18810137
Here's the thing. You can have a really good product but if you can't sell it properly or maintain a company's internals well enough, it'll still flop. The people at Tesla will get hired immediately after the company goes under and take their battery tech elsewhere.

>> No.18810172

>>18810046
I don't know, I've seen so many TSLA bears come and go, every one of them failing. From Mark Spiegel, to that Raven fag on youtube, and now to David Einhorn. It's just going to go up no matter what so might as well get on board.

>> No.18810181

>>18810046
I'ma use my gains from shorting the market to purchase one of them warthogs.

>> No.18810182
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18810182

Who here staying short over the weekend?
>me

>> No.18810187

>>18810112
it's still tremendously overvalued
total equity is 8.11b and market cap is 147.28b

>> No.18810204

>>18810137
Tesla is valued 40x any battery maker and 60x any car company. And they still haven't made revenue in the best of times when gas was stupid high and so war demand for cars
>but le tax breaks as revenue
No value investor is in Tesla because they need to prove good underlying fundamentals. No growth investor is in Tesla because its obviously a shorts player arena stock.
The only people who aren't shorting Tesla are millennials, zoomers, etc. that think this is the "new amazon" having never experienced a tech bubble in their investing lives.

>> No.18810207

>>18810182
which stocks have you done?

>> No.18810208

>>18810167
oh wow that's silly
I don't keep an eye on ZH but I guess maybe I should

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>>18810182
You're in good company fren.
#metoo

>> No.18810212

>>18810182
I unironically bought SPY puts yesterday before close and I'm not disappointed so far

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>>18808869
-1% today, +20% for April
Im back from my 2 day vacation

>> No.18810222

>>18810182
I'm too dumb for options so I'm all in on TVIX over the weekend.

>> No.18810223

>>18810067
you literally bought 3% down from the top

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>>18810135
>did you post the core workout recently? Was that her's also?
yes

>> No.18810228

>>18810135
Sauce on that picture though...?

>> No.18810235

>>18810181
A 3rd gen toyota 4runner or a xj cherokee is as close as you're getting to a warthog, and they're dirt cheap. Good buy if you're not getting one from the rust belt.

>> No.18810238

>>18810207
Spy/vxx puts and calls. I have one TSLA option and already lost 500 bucks on it so fuck that.

>> No.18810239

>>18810135
>>18810226
>unironic m2f posters on /biz/
gross

>> No.18810245
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>yuan is collapsing right now
ok, now this is bullish

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>>18810221

>> No.18810250

>>18810235
i'm talking about the tesla warthog.

>> No.18810258
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>>18809346
>huh? why? what'd you sell?
S&P, Nasdaq, Dow, and TSX are all very close to sell signals. As per standard strategy rules, I de-risk when indexes are looking questionable. Sold the cemetery stock PLC and sold ZZZ because they have earnings on Monday and I have no reason to think they will a) meet or beat, and b) buck the index trend if it's red on Monday even if they do beat.

I wanted a big chunk of free cash ready to go for Monday.

>> No.18810259

>>18810228
read the file name

>> No.18810261

>>18809272
i'm long oil since it was $10 a barrel
one of the few things that is green

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i don't want to buy a put on tsla because you can't underestimate how long a stock can remain manipulated

look at enron, bear sterns, lehman
all were trading like $40/share+ before they went to zero

only when institutions start selling off does the stock drop

>> No.18810273

>>18810109
>>18810118
>>18810223
>missed bottom
>missed dip
>didn't hold cash
>not waiting for retest
>priced in
>brrrrr

it's never good /smg/

>> No.18810282

>>18810267
There are ZERO institutions in TSLA.
They have been coasting on easy credit for years which will likely continue for years more.

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>>18809470
>$BONE, $BALL, and $WALK
Nice.

>> No.18810305

can it be monday already?

>> No.18810310
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I think online gambling will perform really well because of this lock down.
What are some good stocks in that area or are there certain casinos with a deep online footprint?
That shit could fucking moon. I'm probably late to the party.

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>NOOO NOT THE ROYCERINOS NOOOO

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>>18810258
I see! I need to learn that TA for those sell signals. Yeah I do think that having cash onn hand and maybe some inverse smallcaps is a good idea.

cute breakfast!

>> No.18810342

>>18810313
they make jet engines, the price of airplanes is going to go negative like oil.

>> No.18810353

>>18810156
Idiot.
https://gaadiwaadi.com/vw-ceo-worried-about-teslas-lead-in-autonomous-tech-software/
https://electrek.co/2020/02/17/tesla-teardown-6-years-lead-over-toyota-vw/
https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2019-tesla-model-3-survey/market-evolution.html
Looks like VW may have found a battery suppliers? they were complaining through last year.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-volkswagen-electric-batteries/vw-to-deepen-alliances-with-battery-suppliers-for-electric-push-idUSKCN1U30I8

>>18810168
>>18810204
I definitely agree on all counts. I think it's not worth damning the company over these issues and that it's hard to deny that there's merit to what Tesla has done and can potentially do. I might be willing to own a share if it was under $200.

>> No.18810364

>>18809064
The Fed did nothing wrong. If it weren't for their interventions in 2008/2009 it would have turned into the Great Depression 2.0. Likely to be the case this time too.

>> No.18810379

>>18810342
>the price of airplanes is going to go negative like oil.
so BA was actually super smart to fuck up MAX so they cant sell any? Genious move, Airbus btfod
Also Rolls Royce has some ship stuffs too no?

>> No.18810389

>>18810310
Sports will open first behind closed doors in most countries. Football and racing returning soon in Europe. People are bored stuck at home too. Poor people will predictably use their stimulus money to gamble.

>> No.18810391

>>18810182
Most likely we will rebound on monday and then drop on tuesday again. Don't really see another red day, especially a monday..sold my puts for now.

>> No.18810399

>>18810310
CBOE kekkies

>> No.18810408

>>18810379
>so BA was actually super smart to fuck up MAX so they cant sell any?
lol

>> No.18810428

>>18809725
can i work where you work m8

>> No.18810430

>>18810353
Overvalued does not mean the stock should be zero, just that the price point is way too high given what is currently known about the company. There is a lot of interesting tech out there that might be promising years down the road, for example AMD, TSLA, or WORK.

>> No.18810437
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BGS SYY and TSN earning next week

>> No.18810466

>>18810428
I dont think you have a citizenship for this country
also we're full
but yeah, I quite like her

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dark pools seem to be buying!

>>18810437
been eying BGS, and that nice dip in SYY
You think they'll have good earnings? Doesn't SYY have a lot of exposure to restaurants and such?

>> No.18810476

>>18810313
News like this, every week, for at least a few months. More and more, I feel like this is going to be a grind down until capitulation.

>>18810364
This is a truth that still stings. They had no alternatives in order to prevent a depression; but, unfortunately, it means that companies that weren't run water-tight will benefit from the rising tide that needed to lift the solid companies that required protection (for their employees' sake).

>>18810391
I don't think momentum is in favor of a rebound Monday. It is certainly possible, but volume and momentum both seem in favor of a continued dip for a session or two. We had to rebounds the past month on positive buying momentum and volume. This drop is on the tail of a continued decrease in buying volume for two weeks, and an increasing in selling volume for every red day that's occurred in the meantime.

>> No.18810477

>>18810430
yeah, but they're at risk. the other anon outlines it well. TSLA can really get some nice revenue going due to their lack of dealerships, but i don't exactly know where the demand will come from. I'm wondering if they could go bust.

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meme coins covering some of these last 2 days losses.
Monday is going to be a nightmare for me.

>> No.18810494

>>18810476
>I feel like this is going to be a grind down until capitulation.
I have no idea, but economy was fucked up before virus and will be even more fucked after we open
with that being said I still feel comfy in cash since no, bottom is not in

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>>18810469
>dark pools dying
u sure about that buddy?

>> No.18810505

Should I invest into BP on Monday or wait for a while?

>> No.18810522

>>18810245
Very bullish, it means american projects using cheap chink labor will cost even less than usual.

>> No.18810532

>>18810505
>BP
on my buy list
better question, what is your max loss?

>> No.18810537

>>18810505
just b urself bro, always works for me

>> No.18810539

Who else made money off the Muskman's tweet today? I ended the day up almost $800 because my gold miners started pumping.

>> No.18810547

>>18810504
What is this?

>> No.18810557

>>18810494
>I still feel comfy in cash since no, bottom is not in.
Good plan.

>> No.18810562

>>18810547
options contracts on the dark pool made by whales

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>>18810522
which brings us back to

>> No.18810574
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>>18810483
damn jack anon is a shitcoin kiddie... ah well nobody's perfect

>> No.18810587

>>18810562
Where does that data come from?
Can't have a buyer without a seller either, so how do you know that the seller was the active side?

>> No.18810592

>>18810182
I bought spy puts and there is nothing jerome can do about it
fuck the fed

>> No.18810602

>>18810565
God I hope so. But I think if there even is any tariff at all, it will be designed to match the advantage of USD over yuan so that there's no actual change in the current shituation.

>> No.18810607

>>18810587
wallstreet bets. some guy had a subscription to a site that posts them

>> No.18810611
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GME still looking good.. anyone itt trying to short it?

>> No.18810620

>>18810562
these dont seem to be puts, just the stock

>> No.18810627

>>18810587
Bid vs ask, bro.

>> No.18810631
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and this is bullish?

>>18810602
either way it goes Mr Pump is gonna fuck something up. Im bullish his incompetence since 2018

>> No.18810638

>>18810469
I dont think there will be any surprises. Sysco will lower guidance and BGS will probably refuse to cut the dividend again

>> No.18810648

>>18810504
he said buying bro.

>> No.18810659

>>18810611
I have $5 puts

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>>18810587
>so how do you know that the seller was the active side?

>> No.18810672

>>18810627
Market micro structure is messy as fuck. I wouldn't bet on that. Whatever data they're selling it's probably more bark than bite. But what do I know?

>> No.18810683

>>18809763
Lmao you know nothing about it

It measures the vix futures

>> No.18810685

>>18810659
so with next gen console releases coming within the next 6 months you think it'll go down?

>> No.18810700

>>18810631
Clown jokes aside, anyone trying to reopen right now is going to crash the local market. You can't zigzag, it fucks things up. Either don't close and assume the consequences or stay closed until cases basically flatline. Anything else will not only leave a massive mark on your economy and ruin your population, it will ensure you will ALSO additionally endure the same shit countries who never closed did endure, but starting from a position of stark weakness.
Very fucking bearish of anyone to open at this point. In 2 months we might have some countries that may reopen without causing mayhem (even then that's not clear yet as china lied about their numbers, so we don't know if they reopened at peak or if they really did think their cases flatlined before reopening - eitherway china is in deep trouble now).

>> No.18810706

>>18810245
This is in response to tariffs and it's a small band-aid on a seeping wound.
If you think the situation here is bad, look at china. The country is getting assraped by this. This is so embarrassing for China.
They're getting all the fucking blame and they know they're in the wrong. They can't chink their way out of this one. America will go into recession but China is fucked. Xin is fucking seething right now.
Gonna be interesting to see some part of 400 Million people join the lower class.

>> No.18810717

>>18810685
I’m betting on weeklies, I don’t care what happens in 6 months, don’t see it staying above 6 for long

>> No.18810743

>>18810611
Thanks for posting felon, filtered

>> No.18810749

>>18810638
I see thanks!

>> No.18810750

>>18810683
Most who trade the Vix don't seem to understand it. Wonder how many people here actually beat the market

>> No.18810781

>>18810683
>>18810750

Why are you always saying people don't understand TVIX? People understand how it works and how the VIX works. Stop being so jealous you missed out on the swing trade of a lifetime

>> No.18810797

>>18810620
Is there any indication of volume?

>> No.18810800

>>18810700
I wish I was central bank worker like my Father back in a day, gov jobs are fucking golden now but being in a bank myself now I aint complainin either

>> No.18810822

For those who are holding onto the weekend. Why? Holy shit this marker is too crazy to hold anything

>> No.18810840

>>18810822
I'm holding until the DOW is 30k again

>> No.18810842

>>18810532
Idk got around 6k of minimum wage earnings. I'd prefer not to lose more than £500

>> No.18810849

lets turn this thread into a thread about the nostalgia critic

>> No.18810855

>>18810822
because system told me to short the market but with the vix that high it's probably kind of a gamble

>> No.18810857

>>18810849
fuck off

>> No.18810859

>>18810842
then Id buy about 600GBP of BP next week

>> No.18810885

>>18810822
I am 80% cash. Most of my holds are in things that I think will "recover" the fastest like USFD. My plan is to go all in with 50% of my liquidity on SOXL and SPXL when FA begins mattering again and the VIX dies and stays dead for a few weeks.
My only regret so far is JBLU. That was purely a gut instead of a rational play that I am still regretting. I am going to be bagholding that for months and I even bought it on March 24.

>> No.18810887

Reminder to do your dd on GALT and SAVA

>> No.18810892

>>18810822
Not in my sell range yet, but I bought puts the last 3 days to hedge and those are all up by a good bit

>> No.18810893

>>18810857
suck my balls james

>> No.18810914

I want to buy a mountain and live on it.
I want to dig into the mountain and make a bunker overlooking the land below.
I want the house to be powered by solar/wind to power my house on top of he mountain.

I basically want my own eagles nest.

>> No.18810920

>>18810822
Because my time scale is not measured by how many adderal you take

>> No.18810929

>>18810800
My friend's mom is the manager at a regional unemployment / workforce office for my state. Since COVID-19 their office has been shut down, no employees or job seekers allowed in the building. The state unemployment system has also been overwhelmed and keeps crashing so none of the employees can even get any work done from home. For the past 3 or 4 weeks she's been sleeping in until noon every day and then going out to ride her horses and fuck off for the rest of the day all while being paid full salary. Meanwhile I know at least 10 people who can't file for unemployment because they either can't get through the system online without it crashing to fill out their applications or, in the off chance that they were able to complete their applications, they can't get anyone from the unemployment office on the phone to look it over and finalize it.

>> No.18810940

>>18810859
Hmm no fuck that. I'm going to go all in on BP for the divs. Thanks for the advice anyway

>> No.18810955

>>18810887
>turn your trip back on so you can go back to being filtered faggot

>> No.18810969

>>18810955
Who are you quoting?

>> No.18810991
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What stock are they talking about?

>> No.18810997

>>18810929
>then going out to ride her horses and fuck off for the rest of the day all while being paid full salary.
yeah thats the best part. As for the rest, this is actually a point I heard this week. 30M unemploued in US is not quite realistic stat since it only shows people passed unemp reg
>>18810940
post screenshot so we can say farewell to your acc

>> No.18811020

>>18810991
microvision

>> No.18811054

>>18810991
not stock, big black oil barrel

>> No.18811063

>>18809156
SEETHING

>>18809157
Because its true. The economy isn't going to recover until at least 2022, this whole "flick a switch & everything is fine by Q3, priced in" shit is retarded. Just as the market failed to price in the virus & the obvious response to it, it's failing to price in the real effects. Go look at earnings per share ffs, this market is as delusional as Bitcoin in 2017.

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>> No.18811096

>>18811063
dude covid is a flu and shops where closed for 1 month. ecommerce worked as usual. what the FFFUUCKCKK are you doomer talking about?

>> No.18811098

>>18809633
Why do people smug post like this? Who hurt you? Why are you a Faggot?

>> No.18811100
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>Elon picks up his phone
>-10%

Also what do? I'm reading all this talk of crashes and recessions and dead cat bounces and wondering whether I should cash out now or hold on. I'm an absolute brainlet with no knowledge of economics, just a vague/unlearned opinion on things so I have no idea whether to keep on trucking or get out of dodge.

>> No.18811108

>>18811063
So is your course of action to stay 100% cash for 24 months? I'd rather stay invested to not miss out.

>> No.18811111

>>18811096
This has got to be bait at this point with the amount of times the topic has been discussed over the past month.

>> No.18811129

>>18811111
no.

>> No.18811141
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>>18810887
pendulum fag got so rekt

>> No.18811165

>>18811090
But this time they’re not going to let one of the big 4 banks or other large investment banks go under. They’re even propping up fallen angels.
>>18811111
Don’t humor them, they don’t think about this rationally. The amount of people protesting for the freedom to coof should clue you in on that.

>> No.18811168

>>18810914
stop stealing my life goals

>> No.18811170

>>18810955
Retard go back to soiddit

>> No.18811185
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>>18811096

>> No.18811189
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I'm gonna start trading crypto over the weekend

>> No.18811195

>>18811100
No one really knows what's going to happen with any certainty. I, for one, think that this is a bear market rally and everything is going to go back down and at least re-test the recent lows from the initial crash. Others believe that the worst is over and that things are going back up soon. I've been jumping in and out of positions riding the market up for the past 2 weeks but I'm ready to pull a significant amount of my money out of the market when things look like they're going south and I've got a lot of funds in contrarian positions like gold miners in an attempt to hedge against a broader market pullback.

>> No.18811199

i bought in a month ago with about 60% of my savings. now i broke even after today's losses.

should i sell on monday and re-enter when the market crashes, or just spend the rest of my savings on big fat red dildos? im looking for long term gains.

my job is secure and im able to comfortably save 2 grand a month.

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>>18811096
>ecommerce
Oh right, because absolutely everyone works for Amazon huh? Whole economy & consumer spending can run with all those office cucks getting laid off & getting new jobs driving Uber & shit? All with record unemployment registration & small business closures? Sure thing, this is a totally normal event, shutting down the global economy happens all the time amirite? This market was overvalued even before this happened, the tears of you bullcucks (again) is going to be glorious.

>> No.18811216

>>18811168
wanna get married bro? No homo.

>> No.18811222

Why are futures not moving?

>> No.18811224

>>18811199
Just put 1/5th of your cash in Each week for the next 5 weeks and average into something safe

>> No.18811225

>>18811216
Hi /fit/

>> No.18811235

>>18811222
>aftermarket hours
The action is ENTIRELY premarket

>> No.18811254

>>18811235
nevermind it's friday.

>> No.18811260

Can someone explain to me why Trump decided NOW was a good time as any to start more shit with China?

>> No.18811275

>>18811260
China started it with this fucking chinese virus.

>> No.18811277

>>18811224
sounds safe, that's effectively what I've been doing so far as drops happen. im not worried about short term equity losses but it would be nice to at least maximize my potential gains. i just want to get some gainz 2 years from now so i can put a down payment on a house and impregnate my gf.

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>>18810399
Any interest in doing a Berkshire watch party saturday? Could probably do it live or with a recording once it’s over.

Too bad no Munger this year.

>> No.18811291

>>18811260
He doesn’t believe their reported death rates

>> No.18811294
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>>18810574
Well at least I got cheapies. My God I can’t believe how many years I’ve wasted on 4chan. I’m an old man now.

>> No.18811295

red pill me on VISL

>> No.18811312

>>18811260
his approval has been sliding recently. lashed out at his campaign manager. he needs to get his retards riled up over a common enemy to rally for him and boost election

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>>18809633

>not using telegram to communicate with your broker

>> No.18811333

>>18811291
And why does that mean starting shit and tanking the market today was a smart move?
>>18811275
Sorry, but US Intelligence said it wasn't human made after all.
>>18811312
Didn't the faggot learn from last time? Shitting on chinks only hurts american economy more. And that's the one sole thing he rides on. So starting shit with chinks NOW, during this shitshow is plain fucking retarded.

>> No.18811335

>>18811294
Yep yep iktf
Ok enough is enough taking the next few hours off

What cheapies tho?

>> No.18811337

>>18811312
And who told you this?

>> No.18811343

>>18811260
After all of the shit that's happened so far, I'm kind of surprised we're not at war (generally speaking, not particularly with China) or haven't seen a full-on alien invasion. That would be a nice cap to an eventful first half.

Also, they probably did lie, and people died as a result. How could there not be consequences?

>> No.18811355

>>18811199
I'm about 60% in too, my plan is to average down weekly once (if) the DJI goes ~20k and lower again
I'm fine with waiting 2+ years on returns, not a big deal especially since I want to average down on good divvie stocks

>> No.18811356

>>18811328
I only use singing telegrams to communicate with my broker.

>> No.18811358
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18811358

>>18811294
Same here friendo, I'm 32 and still don't feel like a proper "grown up" in my own mind. The grey hairs showing up in my sideburns and beard remind me of my age every time I look in the mirror though ;_;

>> No.18811362

>>18811312
>his approval has been sliding recently
isn't it literally the opposite

>> No.18811384

>>18811362
Depends on what news channel / polls you're looking at desu

>> No.18811387

>>18811333
>tanking the market today

Where have you been?

>> No.18811388

>>18811362
it slid from an all time high to a little above what it was pre pandemic

>> No.18811399

NEW

>>18811392
>>18811392
>>18811392

NEW

>>18811392
>>18811392
>>18811392

>> No.18811402

>>18811141
I am just the SAVA shill. Anyway things are changing with GALT. Trial design is set, and it's beautiful. Insiders haven't bought in a while, but DU exercised his underwater options. They have a CMO to take care of trial, Shlevin is ready to retire with big bonus. At this point only a big pharma signature is missing.

>> No.18811403

>>18811328
>not chiseling instructions into the side of a cinderblock, which you throw through his kitchen window

>> No.18811408

>>18811343
>They lied
>people died
>there must be consequences
Nah. Just like mutts lying about WMDs, fucking up Iraq and arming what became ISIS (like with Taliban and their offshoots) ensuring generations of dead euros didn't get so much as a slap on the wrist, or Russia invading north Georgia and crimea, chinks will get off free. Besides, mutts are the last one to talk about punishing liars

>> No.18811459

>>18811358
>I'm 32 and still don't feel like a proper "grown up" in my own mind.
S-stop it
;_;

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>>18810022
Check and excellent b8

>> No.18811475

>>18811402
I will throw in a couple k when I sell my next position.

>> No.18811552

>>18811408
Whether or not one finds it agreeable, that's the power of global geopolitical and economic hegemony. Is it hypocritical? Absolutely. Does it play off the US having the biggest stick? Of course. Is that how empires are maintained? It's the only way. Does it excuse a nation's actions? Obviously not, nor does it being hypocritical excuse the negative actions of another nation. Each incident is separate, and should be treated as such.

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>>18811295
go back and tell them it's a lost cause. just go all in on MVIS. confirmed microsoft buyout.

>> No.18812196

>>18810885
why didnt you sell when jblu was at ATH two days ago

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